new monke and his lil'Boof-shark! [My IRL doggo]
I have been too hyper-focused on AF that i forgot to update any here ;3; My present monkie-OC and ancestor fated to Macaque. [not by lineage, but by celestial fate-tied to Macaque]
soooooo, yeah :3c his name is pretty much "Keebs!"
[working on new banners hhhhh]
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feelin like that one uquiz result you get occasionally on a really serious one where like all the other results are like “The Willow Dancer: You steep yourself in the lakes of the evening and watch as you disappear into the night. You are beauty and grace, yet you always feel you fall far from the expectations everyone puts on you.” or some shit and the one you get it like “The Shithead: What up Boofus”
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Birthday Special!! Part 3!!
Meet Snapdragon! She’s my Momther’s dog! A Goldendoodle with pretty eyelashes! We got her when an acquaintance breeder had Snapdragon sent back for being too clingy - ridiculous! Will do a lil wiggle every time you change clothes. Has whacked me with her paws and will do it again. Steals Buster’s toy if he so much as looks away. Thinks she’s teeny still. Thief of socks and cardboard from the recycle bin. Answers to Snip Snap, Boofus, Butterbutt, Pants, Floofagus, Snuffalumagus, and Goofus.
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DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND=
(Literally one person) @fluffychubbydragon
RANDOM RM INTERACTIONS!!!
It's mostly Frisk and Sans tho
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Frisk=„Did i ever tell you that all of your ideas suck?!??!“
Sans= „Yeah, but maybe next time i‘ll actually listen.“
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Frisk= „Come on, admit it! You enjoy living!“
S= „Living and Urology are the same thing. Just because i do it, doesn‘t mean I enjoy it.“
F= „Please, come to the party... You can talk to other sanses, exchange experiences!“
S= „Great, I‘ll talk to them, they‘ll tell me their life story and I‘ll have to look interested, then they will remind me of all the things I haven‘t had in my childhood, I‘ll get depressed, next up we both end up drinking way too much and crying about how much life sucks. Nah thanks. I‘ll rather skip to the drunk part without the emotional burden. Much easier.“
F= „B-But you can‘t even get drunk?“
S= „Exactly. Not even able to drink my problems away. A shame.“
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Vera="What are you saying? I'm totally immune to flirts, Cupcake. You're cute if you think you can make me blush. "
Cupcake="I may be a baker but i sure as hell would love to eat your cake~ ( oཀo)"
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Vera="Holy macaroni-"
Celery=*holding a spoon* " You called?"
*Frisk, Cupcake, Zinc and Vera tease and make fun of sans*
Sans= *Looks at Shade* “See what I have to deal with every day?!“
Frisk=“Oh please, you pull pranks on me and the others too! Like installing pirate english onto EVERYONE! “
Sans=“Hehe yeah“
Frisk= "And just the other day you put gun powder in the coffee machine and the thing ended up blowing up in my face!“
Sans=“ What? That wasn‘t meant as a prank.“
Frisk=“It wasn‘t?? Wait, why the fuck would you unjokingly put fucking Gun powder in the coffee machine??!!“
Sans=“Thought it make it more liquidy.“
Frisk=“IT BLEW UP. IN MY FACE. I CLEANED THE ENTIRE BULLSHIT UP FOR TWO HOUR, NOT TO SPEAK OF THE DAMAGE TO THE WALL AND CEILING!!!“
Sans=“And it didn‘t even liquify the Gunpowder.“
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Nox (one of Sans's Blaster)=*gets dragged to sans, head and foot stuck in a giant metal cane*
Bun="I swear i was gone for just a minute."
Nox=*Gnaws at the metal cane*
Sans=“HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO DO THIS???!“
Nox=*sad argue noise*
Sans=“SERIOUSLY? YOU GET FOOD LIKE ... 4 TIMES A DAY YOU OVERGROWN CANINE... DRAGON IDIOT!“
Nox=*quieter sad argue noises*
Sans=“I swear, no more treats for you, I‘m so fed up with your bullshit.“
*Sans frees Nox*
*Nox sits up straight*
*Nox licks his tail*
*He looks at sans*
*IMMEDIATE Playful pose and wagging his tail*
Sans=“NO! NO PLAYING!“
Nox=* whines*
Sans=“...“
Sans=*baby voice*“OOhhhhh i can‘t stay mad at chuuu. Who‘s my little boofus??? You are, YEAH YOU ARE!!! “
*aggressively pets the giant skeletal dragon canine... Blaster*
Frisk=“Congratulations, you held your authority for astonishing 2 seconds, new record might i add.“
Sans="LOOK AT THAT FACE! " *squishes Nox's face* "HOW CAN YOU SAY NO???"
Frisk="Touché."
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Reading descriptions of demons in historical grimoires/demon dictionaries is so funny, because you can easily tell if the author had a good or bad experience with the particular demon in question.
If they had a good experience:
"This is Thiglamicus. He is a King and commands 420 legions of demons. He can make everyone want to fuck you and give you their money. He looks like a hot dude wearing animal skins In a sexy way. Total bishonen."
If they had a bad experience:
"This is Boofus. He's a President and smells funny. He can make you go insane and shit yourself in public. He commands 12 little demons who are as ugly as he is. He looks like a dweeby little creature and nobody likes him."
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