#both are true

[bodies-needs-a-fandom]

I am a tad late but here is my fluffy valentines day contribution

[jaratedeguadalupe]

it's always cat virgil and never dog remus 

[cryptidmuffin]

1982’s The Thing does not have any romance subplots. Not even in a gay way. And yet the fan fiction writers of the internet have been able to create them and expand upon them and this is true for all media. The human spirit is unbreakable!

[neims-skeleton-obsession]

im convinced that everyone who likes skug falls somewhere on this. not necessarily in a literal sense more just attitude

in case you're wondering im right in the middle between son and dad. he is tiny and i will take accountability for everything he does but equally i. am more tiny.

[desire-mona]

i love it when my friends see danny pudi, point, and go "YOUR MAN! ITS YOUR MAN!!!" like yes it is! thank you for noticing!

[poignardeparlebeau]

τι και εαν η αμαλια δεν ηταν αγγελος;

[gokustits]

I love that the universal things people say about goku is that he’s comforting and he’s adorable

[kravkalackin]

"Why are you like this?"

You ask of the creation you built meticulously with your own two hands, fully aware that as the one who brought it into the world, you bear the brunt of the responsibility for its faults

My partner pulling out the blowtorch as she attempts to rebuild her desk, as well as the running theme of my original work

[dearinglovebot]

the claire/owen plane scene is like top 10 funniest scenes to take out of context in the franchise. a man says “I love you”, kisses her, and her response is to silently eject herself out of a plane. if you don’t have the context that she lives with him then you’re just assuming that she’s gay or has commitment issues

[charoixluvr420]

I’m simultaneously disgusted by my body but also I’m like dressing sluttier will fix me

[softcushion]

me in my diploma: fucking hell j could teach this class better

also me: doesn’t hand in my assignments on time

[sabakos]

The phrase "I think Homer is a philosopher" will get a very different subset of people angry at you depending on whether they think you're talking about the poet or the Simpson.

[becoach-a]

also beard would make a great dad and a stay at home housewife

[leslovesfatties]

“You’re so gullible it’s cute”

- Me, to myself

[fanboyistransboy]

This past July I went to England and when I was in the airport and TSA was going through my bag the TSA person pulled out my stuffed frog and started teasing me about it. Cause I’m an adult and apparently it’s a crime to carry a stuff animal for your first flight by yourself. Anyways immediately after that she pulls my strap-on out of my bag. I look her dead in the eyes and she gently puts it back.