#bowling manager???

[jorrated]

UH. HI PACHACAMAC?

[realbeefman]

robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.

[driftingballoons]

It’s like having a purebred dog and a possum you found in the dumpster

[baaad-omens]

doing some research on parapsychology as a field. in short, it's the study of how the supernatural relates to psychology, and is largely regarded as pseudoscience with only a handful of people studying it, and very very few universities will even offer a parapsych program.

so… martin, buddy, did you just google 'what degrees do people get for paranormal research' and go with the first one that popped up? you did didn't you. idiot.

[kedreeva]

Lost count of how many times I've been told that peafowl don't eat/don't like fish. oh yeah? Tell that to the all-out warfare that breaks out when I bring home feeder fish.

I asked the guy at Petsmart today to grab the biggest fish in the feeder tank, since I saw some real chonkers in there somehow. I wasn't sure the peafowl would go for it, they usually get small ones, but I figured what the hell. I'll get a few, see how it goes. How it went was the fish were too big to be snatched and eaten in one motion, so there was screaming and running away with their prizes and fish being stolen from one beak by another and straight up warfare among babies who have no manners being defended by their moms who have no shame. Aris, who initially turned her nose up at fish, stealing them from her own children as well as from her wife, who was trying to call the babies over to get the fish she found for them, because Aris wanted them so badly, herself.

I can freely admit that it took a couple of tries to get them to try it out, and I had to use the darker grey/black normal "fish colored" fish to start with, and the barn pen birds still aren't sure about it, but it ALWAYS takes a time or two of offering a treat before the peafowl will try something new, and there's always some birds that don't like certain foods. But they are criminally social birds, they are puffin-level social birds, if one bird tries a treat and approves of it, the rest will start agreeing it's a Good Food even if they previously refused to eat it or touch it at all. If the first bird to the treat starts shaking their head and acting like it's bad, they'll all start doing that, usually without even trying it themselves, even if it's something they previously liked. So the trick is just repeatedly offering it until someone goes oh wait, this is delicious, and going from there.

[2hoothoots]

@kibasniper happy birthday rose!!! i realised i'd never really drawn Chloe, so this was a perfect opportunity to paint something with her (and some extraterrestrial-themed friends!)

[peteytheparrot]

A Series of Unfortunate Events liberated me as a child in the way that it shows how utterly incompetent adults can be about children, like none of them care to understand how these children are feeling because they don’t see them as real living human beings, because they’re just kids! They don’t know any better!

[rickybaby]

Visa, Cash App sign on with Red Bull F1 B team

The V-CARB car launch will be at the Super Bowl

[theeggoman]

Who will win: Transgender mexican yaoi artist from the butt crack of Texas or Nonbinary military white boy from Mississippi

[abirddogmoment]

Mr. Laundry went home a couple days ago and I already miss his squishy face.

[claypigeonpottery]

added a few more pieces to my list of available but unfired pottery

I’ve been painting bisqueware like mad trying to get it ready for glazing

two different nest bowls and a salamander amongst some coals

[secretsimpleness]

Storytime, when I started a second playthrough it was mainly because I craved sudoku. Female Ryder (custom), Scott Ryder / Mass Effect Andromeda (c) Bioware

[touteytout]

not really Concerned or Conflicted abt the yakuza show one way or another BUT what if its actually Good good. like the last of us or fallout or whatever type of "mainstream" good and not so corny it turns around to being kind charming again but at its core its still bad type of good... like THATS what yakuzais about if youre not going what the Fuck is happening at least every hour then whats the point!!!!!!

[toasteaa]

Hello again lizard friend

[mongooseundertheporch]

[......... currently in the bathroom trying to get ice cream out of my hair] [what if I fucking throw myself into the sun]

[jugsjules]

Having a bunny who is bossy and independent but who also has cataracts is hard bc sometimes you will look at her and know she is lost, and you might even have a good idea of where she is trying to go/what she is looking for, but you also know she does NOT want your fuckin help, mind ur gd business. If you even think of trying to herd her towards her destination, or just handing her the thing she wants, she will get mad and stomp off and you will have to go apologize.