#box Supermarkets

[yorufi]

May I request a Tooth Fairy grilling. the mental image of it is just funny. autism be damned this dentist can work a grill

this is my fav request so far (i put all my knowledge about american culture here /hj)

i want another event with greenlake cast where they go on a road-trip through the states (with TooF and Z as drivers) and have the most 🦅🦅🦅 american 🇺🇸🇺🇸 experience 🤠🤠🤠 ever. some shenanigans later and they have a grill cookout, because TooF was bragging about her new grill that she got on a yard sale and was waiting for a moment when she could finally grill. she comes out with a grill in this glory of an outfit (i thought about putting her in a moo moo, but this screams more homosexual)

i would love to put the rest of greenlake cast in a spectrum of queer fashion, but for now only Madam Z, Sonetto and Vertin

update: i found a better shirt for TooF grill outfit… regretting not checking twitter before that

[pononoin]

the way u draw pc stan looks like mr incredible

LMAOOO I NEVER SEE IT LIKE THAT

THE IDEAL BODY BUILD FOR HIM

[mihai-florescu]

Theyre inventing new ways in which you can lose and theyre having me test them all

[br1ghtestlight]

living alone & sick for the first time and have come across a difficult question: who washes the dishes when you're too sick/tired to do them for days at a time

[yumkatcakes]

it's an object impermanence world and i'm just living in it

[planetwaving]

return of the ranga

[absentlyabbie]

genuinely sad for Friend who dislikes watermelon because they said it has almost "no flavor", you've never been given a proper, good watermelon and my heart breaks for you

[darabeatha]

Jason was put into the 8th layer of hell in Dante's Inferno-

[funnyfooddatabase]

Kellogg's The Little Mermaid Cereal

Food

Type of Funny Food: Tie-In Product

Introduced: May 2023

Location: Supermarkets

In the same month the live action remake of The Little Mermaid was set to arrive in theaters, Kellogg's released a tie-in cereal.

The cereal was "mer-mazing berry"-flavored and the yellow, orange, and blue pieces were shaped to look like stars. The boxes had Ariel and Flounder on the front and Ursula on the back.

[totallytesco]

I followed for tesco then stayed cause you're based

fuck yeah

[killjoy-prince]

Embraced my inner 707 just now (had honey butter chips and dr pepper for lunch)

[theladyofbloodshed]

why are moving boxes so expensive though

[cheemscakecat]

Things in American Supermarkets that are not worth buying.

Just in case anyone was planning to stay for a while and was getting catfished by the advertisements.

Boxed scalloped/AU gratin potatoes. These potatoes are dehydrated so they’ll keep in the box, and they never rehydrate to the soft texture you want when making these sides. Buying an actual bag of potatoes is a better deal because you can prepare them any way you wish, and you don’t have to use the whole bag at once.

2. Digorno pizza. Not all frozen pizzas are bad, in fact I’d recommend Red Baron because the crust actually gets to a consistent crunchier texture, and the middle is warmer. Digorno’s is bad because the thick crust is lukewarm and dough-ey in the middle. Red Baron also comes in a big 3-pack if you go to Sam’s Club.

3. Frozen TV meals in general. Some things are ok, like the Stouffer’s lasagna, but most dishes do not translate well to being frozen and reheated. The meats in the standard meatloaf, chicken, and Salisbury steak meals are pretty mediocre, but passable. Noodles are usually mushy and not satisfying to eat. A good rule of thumb is not to buy anything that sounds too experimental, like a dish from another culture or something with a gimmick, like celebrity frozen meals.

4. Canned soup as a meal. There are two good reasons to buy Campbells meal soup; for a child or for someone who’s sick. Their cream of soups are ingredients that can be used in casseroles, and they work well. But canned soups meant to be eaten as a meal have mushy noodles and potatoes that are too firm; and some supermarkets have fresh soup for you to take home and heat up. Go for the fresh stuff in the plastic containers near the pre-wrapped deli sandwiches.

5. Hamburger Helper. Supermarket dry pasta can sell for as little as a dollar for a pound, and there are a variety of sauces to choose from. You can even make a casserole using cream of soup and partially cooked dry pasta.

Hamburger Helper is made in a skillet, so there’s always pasta getting stuck or only partially cooked, leaving you with inconsistent and unsatisfying textures when you eat it. College students who aren’t cooking for a crowd usually indulge in this boxed pasta, which is understandable. But you can also freeze your leftovers or meal prep when you make a pasta dish yourself.

6. The cheap snack cake brand donuts. I might get some flack for this, but they aren’t worth it in my opinion. America has a plethora of actual donuts that you can buy, that are the right texture. Krispy Crème donuts are commonly found in convenient stores, and some supermarkets have their own donut case next to the cake and bakery bread.

Cheap snack cake donuts are dry on the inside whether it’s the powdered sugar or chocolate variant, so you always need something to wash them down with. Actual donuts are fluffy, soft bread on the inside, with a good glaze, frosting, or filling for sweetness. There are better snack cakes than these.

[deathbypufferfish]

The summiko gurashi Re-Ments I ordered came right on my birthday ☺️💗

[wenchtoast]

like when I went platinum blonde a couple years ago I kept on dying and bleaching cutting my hair until I was a brittlehaired methhead. modifying your appearance can be so addicting when you've already gotten the ball rolling

[elipsi]

as soon as i have the slightest financial independence i'm gonna get so many weird haircuts