#boy said this shit to THEE satan

[sendmyresignation]

what do you consider to be the best metal albums of all time? or your favs!

this ask has terrorized me all morning. thank you, and i mean this from the bottom of my heart, for sending it to me so i can talk about metal.

I am going to separate this into best, as in the classics i think hold up the best/are the most complete, and then my favorites (obv there is overlap but i'll ignore it).

Top 5 "Best" Metal Albums- the records you find on retrospectives and blog lists:

Black Sabbath- Black Sabbath. Not only a historic achievement of an album (the definitive point in which metal, for sure, existed) but also, i truly belive the best Sabbath record. The opening track itself is good enough everything else could be joke covers of the beach boys and I'd still put it here (they're also very good though. GOD. the wizard slaps)

Master of Puppets- Metallica. I know. I know. It's just solid all the way through, not a bad track, incredible opener and fantastic instrumental, everyone's said it all.

South of Heaven- Slayer. Again, undeniable. The Slayer record with the most literal heft and, well the closest thing to maturity the asshats of Slayer can achieve. The speed and ferocity of Reigh In Blood is still very good but over in a blink of an eye, while Heaven gives you more to be pummeled by. different kinds of anger.

Don't Break the Oath- Mercyful Fate. One of those true, blue perfect records, while also being beautifully cheesy. Like if a campy 80s movie about naked sacrifices to Satan was... really good with gorgeous cinematography. edges out Melissa by the narrowest margins (production is more suited for their style, giving the guitars an edge and putting the vocals front and center)

Live After Death- Iron Maiden. I love Maiden so much but their albums always have one or two duds. even if they didn't, though, live after death would probably smoke them anyway- it's that good. getting to hear phantom of the opera in dickenson's voice... i like di'anno but that song deserved Theatre

I love all of these records, many of them are what got me into metal so if you are looking for a high-qualiy place to start...

But I'll put my favorites under a read more lmao

These I would consider my top ten favorite albums at this given moment:

Stained Class- Judas Priest (the best priest. to me. i got my pentagram stomach tat on her 45th anniversary <3)

Thundersteel- Riot (rock city might edge this one out but that records barely metal at all. THIS is the pinnacle if power metal- in the old school uspm speedy way. incredible vocals, ripping speed, and its good from start to end)

Rock Goddess- Rock Goddess (something about this record....standard nwobhm fair but there's a surprising variety in the songs emotional center- it's all love and sex but it encapsulates a lot more humanity than most- different kinds of passion, heartbreak, desperation. and it ROCKS)

Operation: Mindcrime- Queensryche (greatest of all time. thee concept album. nothing else to say)

Black Metal- Venom (venom, if you catch me on the right day, is probably my favorite band. i love first wave black metal- it sounds like shit, it's lost all the edge in the intervening years, and yet. and fucking yet. they threw together something special.)

Behind the Realms of Madness- Sacrilege (crusty thrashy goodness. i love everything sacrilege has done, including their doomier late career, but the energy on this is wild. beat out detente on this list so if you like them, youll like sacrilege)

Feel the Fire- Overkill (overkill, by the band overkill, is the best thrash song of all time. well. maybe not but it's fucking undeniable. this overkill has the best energy of any of their albums, even if the others are more well-known)

Darkness Decends- Dark Angel (metal that sounds like shit eats punk that sounds like shit for breakfast)

The Blueprints for Madness- Deceased... (one of my favorite old school death metal records, mostly for the strange grind touches. it could be shorter but damn.)

All Creatures Great and Eaten- Nuclear Death (stands toe-to-toe with mindcrime at the top of my list. strange and depraved in the best possible way. lori bravo is the best to ever do it)

Dommedagsnatt- Thorr's Hammer (im just so enamored with this one- def the record here I've spent the most time on. death/doom done so right)

Sagrada Tierra Del Jaguar- Yaotl Mictlan (the black metal/folk thing usually sucks bc the people making it are white pagan nazis and shit. but, globally, there's been some very cool indigenous bands who have incorporated precolonial music traditions in their black metal as a result. yaotl mictlan, a band with prehispanic themes and instrumentation, is prob my favorite of these bands, easily.)

Glory, Glory! Apathy Took Helm!- Vile Creature (idk why this made me cry but any doom/sludge capable of that deserves a spot on my favorites)

Some new bands that could grow onto this list: Smoulder, Messa, Blood Star, SONJA, Negative Plane, Dilly Dally (rip to the queens), and Melissa!

Anyway! Hopefully this ask gives you, anon, (or anyone for that matter) something new to enjoy :))

[bite-sized-devil]

My list of songs that remind me of obey me characters.

I am up for debate on these, convince me with an essay discussing in detail why your song is better. 🌻

Inspired by this post made by @delphi-dreamin

Lucifer: Down The Line by Alison Wonderland

Ok, this needs some explanation. This goes really well (I think) with @sassykattery "Dissolution of the Fire" Series. The song suits what i think Lucifer would be feeling at the end.

"I've been hiding in my work

Keepin' busy 'cause it hurts

Couldn't answer all your calls

Thought you'd get it but you don't"

and

"In this house, now just feels lonely

'Cause I'm so fucking lonely"

Mammon: Money by Cardi B

I've said it before, this is 100% Mammon's Anthem. You can't change my mind. My boy would love it.

"I was born to flex (Yes)

Diamonds on my neck

I like boardin' jets, I like mornin' sex (Woo)

But nothing in this world that I like more than checks (Money)"

Leviathan: Number One Fan By MUNA

The entire song screams Levi. Seriously, was it actually written about him? I'd believe it if it was. (Side note: I'll be your number one fan Levi!)

"Oh my God, like, I'm your number one fan

So iconic, like big, like stan, like

I would give my life just to hold your hand

I'm your number one fan

I'm your number one, number one fan"

Satan: Talk Deep by East

Purely because I would love to talk deep all night in bed with Satan. We both read, I'd love to here his opinions/thoughts/feelings on certain books. Also he might benefit from smoking some pot I think, might chill him out about.

"Something about you makes me feel hectic

We're in your room, it's so electric

I'm really glad we left the party

I'm really glad you wanna keep talking

I don't want sleep, I wanna talk deep all night

You're looking at me and I can't believe my eyes"

Asmodeus: Her By Megan Thee Stallion & First Class Bitch by Confidence Man

I couldn't decide between the two for my darling Asmo. Both suit him very well. I have a saved draft about Asmo and the song Her.

"Just the other day, I heard a ho say

Matter of fact, what could a ho say?

With a face like this and a bitch this paid

Shit, what could a ho say?"

and

"Baby, I'm a first class bitch (First class)

Baby, I'm a first class bitch

Baby, I'm a first class bitch (First class)

And I know you love it" (Its true I fucking love it!)

Beelzebub: Chocolate Cake by Ali Barter

Its pretty self explanatory, I think he would dig it. (Can I smash some cake in his mouth? Please?)

"Cake cake cake

Chocolate cake cake cake

Straight to my face face face

I'll eat it all day day day"

Also Need To Know by Doja Cat just because I gotta know how that dick be.

"I heard from a friend of a friend

That that dick was a ten out of ten

I can't stand it, just one night me

Clink with the drink, gimme a sip

Tell me what's your kink, gimme the dick"

Belphegor: Don't Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith

It works ok. He's got to be so worried at missing out on everything while he sleeps. Even more so now he's obsessed with a mortal. Also this song actually slaps. Would definitely scream sing it at karaoke.

"Cause even when I dream of you

The sweetest dream will never do

I'd still miss you baby

And I don't want to miss a thing"

Diavolo: Am I Ever Going To See Your Face Again by The Angels

Works really well for this fic by @delphi-dreamin

It's all in the lyrics 😂

"Am I ever gonna see your face again (no way, get fucked, fuck off!)"

Also see (this one is purely my opinion, Delphi wouldn't agree) WAP by Cardi B & Megan The Stallion

"Extra large, and extra hard

Put this pussy right in yo' face

Swipe your nose like a credit card

Hop on top, I want a ride"

Barbatos: Tea For Two by Ella Fitzgerald & Count Basie

Old timey, and a little cute just like Barb 💕 (don't PICTURE me on your knee, I am ON your knee)

"Picture you upon my knee,

Just tea for two and two for tea,

Just me for you

And you for me alone."

Simeon: Take Me To Church by Hozier

Please, as if Simeon wouldn't worship your body like it isn't the closest thing to heaven he can find in the devildom. (Fucking get it Simeon)

"Take me to church

I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife

Offer me that deathless death

Good God, let me give you my life"

Solomon: The Wizard by Black Sabbath

Of course I think of Solomon when this song comes on. He'd be a fan, this song also slaps.

"Without warning, a wizard walks by

Casting his shadow, weaving his spell"

And

"Demons worry when the wizard is near

He turns tears into joy"

Luke: Mean by Taylor Swift

He likes it because everyone (looking at you stupidmammon) is mean to him & he can relate. (My inner child also loves this song, I feel you Luke)

"You, with your switching sides

And your wildfire lies and your humiliation

You have pointed out my flaws again

As if I don't already see them

I walk with my head down

Trying to block you out, 'cause I'll never impress you

I just wanna feel okay again"

[i-have-faith]

5x04 the end when dean’s just like 😒

😠ur the same thing only bigger 🙄 the same brand™️ of cockroach 🪳🪳🪳 ive been 🥾 SQUAshing my whole life🤷‍♀️ an ugly🤮 EVIL😡 belly-to-the-ground👎 supernatural😭 PIECE OF crap💩💩💩 the Only difference between them💀 and you☠️ !!! is the size of your ego🤢😬

[yuumaofc]

//EP. 2; He’s just like a puppy, How annoying.

//TW; Transphobia; FTM, Bullying(??)

MC POV

Oh wow, for once there’s silence in the halls. Usually it’s bustling with demons and their cruel laughter but not today it seems. Although I think I may be talking a little too soon.-

Felix- “MMMMCCCCCC!! Hey waiiitttt!”

Great. Now I have the lost puppy tailing me. What could possibly go wrong?

Felix- “Hey! MC! Hey hey! Where ya going?? Can I eat lunch with you?? Please please let me! I don’t wanna sit at a table full of unknown demons!”

MC- “groan.. I suppose you can. But just until you’re done settling in and have a group of your own to sit with.”

I pinched the bridge of my nose, he just does not know how to stop talking it seems. Always trying to make conversation with me, can’t he see that I’m busy?

Wow I sound like Lucifer.

Felix- “Waahh! Thank you thank you! MC I love you!”

I turned my head at break neck speed, perplexed at his comment and boldness. As much as it would be a good thing, where was this confidence a week ago when he first arrived?

MC- “That is not possible, we met a week ago.”

Felix- “It’s called ‘Love at first Sight’! Doesn’t that sound amazing??”

MC- “It sounds horrendous and I would hate to be the one on the receiving end of that said ‘love at first sight’.”

Felix- “Ahhh you’re such a killjoy, MC :(“

MC- “Well then I guess we wouldn’t go together.”

Felix- “:0”

MC- “:|”

Felix- “Are you suggesting something?-“

MC- “No.”

It was mean but I had to shut down his suggestion before he can say it fully as he might do something with the idea and get himself hurt in the process.

???- “Well well well, look at who we have here! Little old MC and their new boyfriend!~”

???2- “Snicker”

???3- “Haha, hey MC. Why is he so small?”

MC- “What?”

The newly appeared demons circled us mockingly, throwing in snide and cruel remarks about Felix and his body.

???2- “Why’re you so feminine, Felix? Aren’t you supposed to be a boy?”

???3- “Maybe she’s just confused!~”

Felix stiffened at this remark and looked at the floor, it got to him for some reason. Why did it? Was he hiding something?? He’s tearing up and shaking.. I shouldn’t be standing by and letting this happen.

MC- “Is there a problem with his body? Incubi have the exact same body as him. So it seems as though I fail to recognize the problem at hand right now.”

Felix raised his head and stared up at me through his long lashes and glassy eyes, clearly appreciating my attempt to silence the annoying new arrivals.

???- “Hoh? Is that really all you’re going to say and do? Look at her MC, she’s pathetic! I don’t see why you would rather stick with her than with us in all honesty. She can’t even stick to the gender than she was born with!”

MC- “Felix is new and human at that, so as the human ambassador and representative of the human realm, it is my responsibility and duty to make sure that he feels comfortable here. And I WILL NOT. Tolerate you disrespecting him. I’m front of my face no less!”

???2- “Big talk for someone so small!~”

I scoffed at this, don’t they have anything better to do than bother us? I guess it can’t be helped then.

MC- “Hear me and for my call, Oh great one I summon upon thee! I summon you, Avatar of Greed, Mammon!”

???- “Oh shit! Let’s go!”

A upside down pentagram formed and bursted with a bright golden flash of light before Mammon appeared out of thin air, demon form at the ready.

You might be thinking, ‘Why’d you summon mammon when you can summon any of the other brothers?????!!?!?!?!?’ Well let me tell you why.

Unlike Mammon, Lucifer is busy with paperwork and keeping his brothers in check.

Unlike Mammon, Leviathan would panic and most likely pass out or be angry at the sudden summoning when he could be watching his anime or playing his games.

Unlike Mammon, Satan could be reading a book or tending to a cat and get angry at the sudden summon like Leviathan.

Unlike Mammon, Asmodeus would be with friends or fans or planning parties in his spare time.

Unlike Mammon, Beelzebub could be eating and possibly choke after being summoned so suddenly.

Unlike Mammon, it’s funny to know that you would actually think and try to summon Belphegor the one who killed you with no hesitation a whole year prior.

But unlike his brothers, Mammon is always ready and prepared to be summoned by you as he expects you to. I mean, he’s your first man! Of course you’d think of summoning him out of all of them!

And as much as he expects you to summon him, and despite that he’s greedy and “scum”, Mammon is one of the most powerful demons in Devildom.

Mammon- “Oi! Where’s the-! Huh?”

Mammon looked around in confusion as there was no one around but him, Felix and I. Where was the danger?

Mammon- “Oi MC! Why’d you summon me if there’s no danger?? I could be at the casino right now!”

MC- “And blowing all your grim is what you’d be doing but okay.”

Mammon- “OFBCOC- NO! I would be winning the lottery!”

MC- “Keep telling yourself that.. How are you feeling, Felix?”

I looked back at his shaking self from over my shoulder

Felix- “mumble..”

MC- “What was that?”

I turned my whole body to face him. He didn’t look up but he jumped into my arms sobbing his eyes out into my chest.

Felix- “Thank you MC..! I- I appreciate you standing up for me so much!”

I looked at Mammon, who looked quite jealous of him, and asked him for the time as I awkwardly wrapped my arms around Felix.

Mammon- “It’s 12:13, Why?”

MC- “Ah shit.. Felix come on, we gotta go if we don’t wanna be late.”

He nodded but still refused to let go of me, he’s just like a puppy.. How annoying.

I sighed before picking him up, wrapping his legs around my waist then walking to our next period, that we, fortunately, had together.

Mammon- “WHA- HEY WAIT FOR ME!!”

//

Yes hello again, I’m sorry for the transphobia as it was a last minute thing. Please don’t call me transphobic as I’m still trying to figure out if I’m trans or not myself and would never try to offend the LGBTQ+ community. I just decided to throw it in last minute as in RMCAU’s the rival is mostly always AFAB and never really AMAB or trans. So I thought I’d try to be original🧍🏻‍♀️

Anyways I don’t know if imma do another take on the RMCAU since this one could be an alternative on it if it does end up going in a different direction since that tends to happen sometimes with me :p

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[hoseas-angry-ghost]

YES YES YES I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR UR THEORIES

Hello anon! I am very surprised anyone wants to hear my chutney but here's my Strange Man Hot Take with some hopefully interesting info for curious parties:

To be honest, R* included so much misdirection around the Strange Man's identity (especially in RDR1) that I'm not *totally* convinced they're married to any one idea. RDR2 also complicated things by introducing new religions into Red Dead's world (Voodoo, Old Norse, etc.): he's no longer limited to just Christian / Western interpretations, as in RDR1, and it's possible R* might try to syncretise him with figures from other faiths (they did place Bayall Edge in Bayou Nwa, where most of the Voodoo stuff is).

At the same time, though, I think RDR2 actually narrowed things down somewhat in terms of the direction R* chose to take his character, and what we were shown of that. There's still a level of misdirection in RDR2, but IMO, it almost comes off as half-hearted in comparison to what was basically trolling in RDR1 -- it seems like they were a lot more focused on playing the "bad news" angle the second time round.

Based on what we know, and on the balance of things, I'm not convinced that the Strange Man is necessarily meant to be any one thing or figure, but I do think he's meant to fulfil some type of Satanic role within Red Dead's world, either in main or in part.

I won't compare and dissect other theories or anything, I just thought I'd list off some things that people might find interesting:

Armadillo. The deal between the Strange Man and Herbert Moon seems to be a pretty textbook Faustian bargain: Moon is offered earthly rewards ("happiness or two generations"), and although the price was (tellingly?) never specified, it seems like the recent Blood Money update for RDO all but confirmed that the cost was probably his soul. Although it's left ambiguous what Moon actually chose, the Armadillo curse was possibly an unforeseen (for Moon) consequence of the deal's terms, which would fit with similar tales of the devil or demon in question taking liberties with their end of the bargain.

In the files, there's some great audio of Moon off the shits and straight-up saying "I've made a deal with the devil, and I will never truly die!" It's possible this was cut for its own reasons (too overt?), but as a lot of stuff was apparently cut from Armadillo, I'm guessing it was either cut when Arthur in New Austin got cut, or it was part of something that R* didn't have time to implement in the epilogue. Either way, if it's not actually in the game then it's not technically canon, but it is an indication of what R* was thinking during development.

There's a lot of audio from the Armadillo townsfolk in general about devils and "devil curses," but the only thing I know of that definitely made it into the game is a line from the town crier ("Devil has the town in his hand").

There's audio of the Armadillo bartender saying "I heard the Tillworths made a deal with the devil to keep from gettin' sick! I don't wanna die any more than the next man, but ain't no safety worth a man's soul." Possibly idle gossip, but given Moon, possibly not.

RDO seemed to flirt with the idea of soul-selling a little bit with Old Man Jones' line "Well, this is America, so anything can be bought -- even souls," but then RDO pretty much just came right out and said it with Bluewater John in the Blood Money update. Bluewater John also apparently made a deal, almost definitely with the Strange Man (given the Moon deal and how close Bayall Edge is to all the drama); he was based on blues musician Robert Johnson and the myth that he sold his soul to the devil for mastery of the guitar. It's basically a rehash of the Moon deal, except it's... not subtle in its dialogue about deals, devils and souls.

"I GAVE EVERYTHING FOR ART, AND I LEARNED TOO MUCH AND NOTHING AT ALL" written on the wall at Bayall Edge also sounds like a reference to another one of these deals to me ("everything" being their soul, and "I learned too much and nothing at all" the foolishness of accepting eternal damnation for temporary knowledge). I think Bayall Edge might have originally belonged to a painter who struck a deal with the Strange Man for artistic skill, but then the Strange Man slowly possessed him or something -- which could be why some of the landscapes depict RDR1's I Know You locations, and why the writings on the wall kind of look like they deteriorate in quality. The puddle of blood at the foot of the portrait might also be linked to this somehow (whose is it?).

It's the deal-making for souls that really pushed the "devil" theory over the edge for me, because I can't think of whose wheelhouse that would be in except a devil's, or someone similarly malevolent.

Alternative name. The Strange Man's character model is called cs_mysteriousstranger in RDR2, and he's referred to as "the mysterious stranger" at least once in RDR1's in-game text. This could be a reference to The Mysterious Stranger, written by Mark Twain between 1897-1908, in which the stranger is a supernatural being called Satan. (At the end of the last version written, he tells the protagonist that nothing really exists and their lives are just a dream.)

Bayall Edge. Bayall Edge was possibly based on a Louisiana urban myth called the Devil's Toy Box, which is "described as a shack. From the outside, it is unappealing and average. ...The inside of the shack consists of floor-to-ceiling mirrors, including the walls. No one can last more than five minutes in this room. ...According to the legend, if you stood inside this mirror-room alone for too long, supposedly the devil would show up and steal your soul." The Strange Man does show up in the mirror eventually, and it's kind of curious that the paintings that change depending on your Honour act as metaphorical mirrors. This was also cut, but in the files, Arthur's drawing of the interior of Bayall Edge is unusually sloppy, like his faculties were impaired or something.

"Awful, fascinating and seductive". John writes this about Bayall Edge after the portrait is finished, and I think that's as good a description of something like the / a devil as any, but "seductive" is a big red flag for me, because it's such an odd choice of word and, from a Christian perspective, it's so loaded with connotations of evil and sin and temptation.

I Know You. Some have pointed out that I Know You in RDR1 resembles the Temptation of Christ, as it also takes place in three separate locations in the desert, and John is given moral tests in which he must choose between higher virtue or worldly vice. John is also, in a weird way, a kind of Christ-like figure in that he ultimately sacrifices his life for others. I do think the "temptation" in these encounters is very surreptitious but very much there ("Or rob her yourself" -- excuse me??), but they may also be operating on a Biblical definition of the word, i.e. a test or trial with the free choice of committing sin.

RDR1 dialogue. I don't want to get *too* much into this because I feel like we're all just getting punked in RDR1, but I think the Strange Man's dialogue broadly fits with something like a "devil" interpretation, or at least doesn't contradict it.

I'm thinking particularly of lines like "Damn you!" / "Yes, many have" (which would work metaphorically but also literally, given that the devil was thrown from heaven by God and his angels), and "I hope my boy turns out just like you" (of all the leading theories, I think Satan is the only figure who's popularly conceptualised as having a son, or prophesied to have a son -- God obviously had a son, but that ship kinda sailed).

I think the "accountant" line refers to Honour (which even uses an invisible numerical system), and how John's fate depends on the number of both good and bad acts he's committed throughout his life, and how these weigh against each other. If the Strange Man likes to collect souls, then he would have a vested interest in auditing you and seeing if your accounts are in the black or the red, as it were (and providing you with opportunities to push yourself further into the latter...), because if you're bankrupt, you're his.

Blind Man Cassidy. Interestingly, Cassidy seems to distinguish between "Death" and the Strange Man, implying that he's something else beyond his understanding: in one of Arthur's fortunes, after his TB diagnosis, he says "the man with no nose [Death] is coming for you," but in one of John's fortunes, he says "Two strangers seek thee: one from this world, perhaps one from another. One brings hatred; I'm not so sure what the other brings."

Arthur's cut dialogue. In the files, there's audio of Arthur having the exact same conversation with Herbert Moon as John in the epilogue, asking about the Strange Man picture because he "just seemed familiar". I think it's interesting that, like John, Arthur also would have apparently recognised the Strange Man despite (presumably) never seeing him before. Given how strong a theme morality is in Red Dead -- and how much both John and Arthur struggle with it -- my theory is that they find the Strange Man vaguely familiar because they're both familiar with the evil within themselves, or the potential for evil; and likewise, the Strange Man "knows" John because he embodies evil in some sense, so is aware of John's worst sins (like his involvement at Blackwater), or possibly even all of his sins (which would be, like, a lot).

Honourable mention: There's such a greater emphasis on conspiracies, myths, etc. in RDR2 that I half-wonder if the Strange Man's RDR2 incarnation was partly inspired by Hat Man (~excuse the link~ but often it's hard to find good sources for the kind of weird shit R* includes in their games).

ANYWAY, this got a little long but I hope someone found all this at least passably interesting. Thanks again for letting me ramble about the video game man, anon!

[thegoodomensdumpster]

I WATCHED GOOD OMENS IN FRENCH SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO

and it wasn’t that bad. Here are my thoughts, barely edited as I wrote most of them while watching the show.

EP 1

OK i like god’s voice so far

possibilité d’embarras gastrique is a good formulation, I wonder if it’s the same in the book ( I think I kinda need to read it in french now...)

aghghdhgs « primo-délinquants »

of course subtitles don’t match the audio for a variety of technical reasons but when you get things that have very different underlying meanings i find it… not good This one about Crowley being evil / a demon : subtitles : « c’est ton travail » - « it’s your job » audio : « c’est dans ta nature » - « it’s in your nature » i mean dang

crowley sounds like a little shit asking az about his sword

« T’AS FAIT QUOUA » - he just loses his shit (kinda giving me some le coeur a ses raisons vibe)

ok crowley sounds very nerdy when he tries to explain that he took down the phone network, i think i actually like this voice acting

ligur sounds… very suave (im a little ill at ease)

crowley getting called mon chou by satan freddie mercury is a thumb up from me

i see the part where aziraphale speaks japanese wasn’t dubbed over and we can still hear michael sheen. it’s a bit disturbing considering french aziraphale has a higher pitched voice (and he sounds soooo much more anxious than sheen, give this angel a xanax )

“sandwich bœuf cresson” ( beef and cress sandwich ) deirdre really who makes this kind of sandwiches

im being reminded that the chattering nuns prepared little cut outs for their explanation about the antichrist switch… such dedication to useless crafts (it made me laugh on my first viewing and it’s still funny to imagine that some of them either ordered or built these things themselves just so they could make this two minutes long presentation for the most important act of their satanic nun careers)

retire-toi vil démon infernal, créature des abysses XD i swear az doesn’t sound even remotely convinced when he is saying the « get thee behind me foul fiend » line in french, it’s just too over the top for credibility, it sounds like it’s straight out of some super intense dnd session

they still can’t say bouillabaisse (which, like, weird because french, but still valid). nice touch is crowley couldn’t say soupe de poisson (fish stew) either and said poupe de soisson (sish ftew)

warlock mah boy how can you be a teenager and not like dinosaurs

c’est un dinosaure un nullosaure plutôt - apply burn heal

La façon dont warlock s’est exclamé « C’EST NUL » m’a fait penser au nain de naheulbeuk

the english version has nothing on french speaking aziraphale for the second hand embarrassement during the magic tour. it’s over 9000 i literally hid my head in my jumper when he was presenting harry the bunny. Horrible experience, 0/20, would not recommend

EP 2

oooh agnes has a lovely voice !

why is young newton having such a quality dub for the three sentences he has to say

dick turpin’s name is jesse james (tbf dick turpin is not known AT ALL in france, i discovered him reading good omens)

shadwell is pure chaos (as expected). No particular accent for him though, the chaotic energy was probably enough. Would have made me laugh if he had like, a chti or a marseilles accent.

aziraphale is so fucking stressed out by crowley’s driving i thought he was gonna explode

« tu es un gentil garçon » => « you’re a nice boy » said az to crowley DANG THAT’S SO INFANTILIZING AZIRAPHALE YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEMON FROM HELL NOT TO PINOCCHIO

ARGH FIRST MON ANGE OF THE SERIES i’m hit straight in the heart

anathema’s mom doesn’t have a spanish / latino accent at all when talking in spanish…. why...

dog being called toutou is definitely adorable (it’s basically « doggy » but way cuter imo)

tickety-boo has become ça gaze. that’s valid. it’s corny but i still use it unironically from time to time so ... i stan

EP 3

« je répands la fomentation » « i’m here spreading foment » « quoi tu fais des crêpes au froment ?????? »  « what you’re making crêpes with wheat ??? » love the fact that we shoehorned in one more ref to crêpes

az called crowley mon cher camarade, unintentionnal communist propaganda ftw

« pas de repos pour les… bah, pour les bons » « no rest for the… good »  – az was so deflated about the ineptitude he realized he was saying, he felt zero percent commited to his sentence

i was wondering how they would play aziraphale not being able to speak french in the bastille and they opted to have him stutter a bit and say to his executionner « excuse me i’m anxious » XD

« vous êtes le 999e aristo à mourir par mes soins. Mais vous êtes le premier en costume beige » « you’re the 999th aristocrat I’m going to kill, but the first one in beige attire » yeah i guess now that az isn’t english anymore his most noticeable feature is his cream aesthetic

« c’est au cas où ça tournerait en eau de boudin » « j’ADORE le boudin » => « in case it all goes pear shape » - the literal translation featuring food in french is « turning into black sausage water ». I don’t know what pear shaped inspires to english native speakers but the mere mention of boudin always make me giggle, it’s such a funny word and such a funny food

OH !!! no terrence rampa for the tv series, we’ve got anthony J. rampa. Rip terrence petit démon parti trop tôt :’(

« tu roules trop vite pour moi rampa » SERIOUSLY i know we can still infer « rouler » (here as in driving, but literally rolling) as a metaphor for their relationship but you could have said TU VAS TROP VITE that would have been so much better argh

has anathema got an emergency stock of potteries to break in case of emotionnal crisis ?

« Rampa, un démon très futé, il m’oblige à redoubler d’effort » « crowley, a very clever demon, he forces me to make double the amount of effort » oh so admitting you’re making an effort there aziraphale ? :))))))

dang i really want to know how shadwell said that major milk bottle died because not only did he die in combat but aziraphale’s reaction is a bit intense, it must have been quite a tale (this could be a crack fic prompt : «The Epic Tale of the Death Of Major Witchfinder Milk Bottle, by Sargent Witchfinder Shadwell» )

des sorcières et des phénomènes sorciéreux x)

CROWLEY CALLED AZIRAPHALE DUCON ?????? EXCUSE ME ????? #NotMyCrowley #CrowleyWouldNeverDoThat  #CancelAnthonyJRampa2K20  => ducon would be an insult, the gathering of du and con, con being a very nasty but common swear word, and associating it with du- makes it extremely patronizing. it’s like « absolute pathetic digraceful moron +++ ». thanks i hate it *frowny face *

EP 4

l’apocalypse c’est pour aujourd’hui juste après le goûter : it could be translated as « apocalypse is scheduled for today right after tea time » except that « goûter » is not quite tea time but rather the little sugary snack kids take when they come back from school and that most adults drop out of (i haven’t and i’m sure az hasn’t either). thanks aziraphale for having exclusively food related notion of the time because tbh same

ligur has no right to be this sexy between ariyon bakare and his french voice actor that’s just not allowed

radio crowley’s voice vs french ligur’s voice, who has the sexiest voice : FIGHT

(jk french agnes nutter’s voice is by far the sexiest)

gender neutral doesn’t ‘quite’ exist in french but pollution has been assigned a female voice actress and masculine pronouns (i’m saying it doesn’t quite exist because officially we have no gender neutral, but it’s a serious wip among lgbt+ circles to the point where it’s started being used in a few medias)

hastur « en attendant qu’un plombier vienne » / « while waiting for a plumber to come » does hell have a special plumber unit or do demons have to call on human plumbers for their pipes damages ? Dang hastur having to call a human plumber for hell’s plumbery is another damn good writing prompt for a crack fic

Michael is called Michel in the subtitles but Michael in the audio *shrug emoji*

EP 5 

to get a wiggle on has become « il faut qu’on se remue les fesses », literally « we need to shake our butts » like, yes, se remuer les fesses is a common expression to say « we need to act in order to get things done » but it really casts the image of people shaking their booty to some music and obviously crowley thinks the same Weirdly enough I have almost nothing to say for that episode. Sorry. But we’ve discovered most voice actors and actresses so far and no bit of dialogue really struck me as worth discussing or pointing fingers to mock it.

EP 6 

« on va BROUTER quelques derrières » - « we’re gonna lick some butts » OK THIS IS UNQUESTIONNABLY FAR SUPERIOR IN FRENCH THAN IN ENGLISH you thought LICKING butts was good ??? you really thought that ???? AZIRAPHALE HERE SUGGESTS TO GRAZE BUTTS. TO NIBBLE THEM. TO EAT THEM. TO. MUNCH. ON. THOSE. BUTTS!!!! not just licking, guys. This is as serious step beyond licking. (oh yeah he should have said « botter » instead of brouter btw, which is really just kicking, fyi)

« moi je crois en la paix, pétasse ! » wow, language, pepper (fyi i think « pétasse » is far far worse than « bitch » even if it means roughly the same, pétasse is almost never used while bitch is rather common, so it’s a swear word +++)

Dagon sounds like she’s got a nasty cold. #GetDagonIbuprofen2K20

I can confirm that Crowley offers Aziraphale to not just stay at his place, but to move in with him. « tu peux t’installer chez moi si tu veux ». omg they were roommates.

Bad translation strikes again : i don’t know why, but the french dub doesn’t have the « tickety-boo » / « ça gaze » being referenced as Rampa / Aziraphale is being knocked down, which is… a real mistep. It was narratively significant and I’m quite mad the translators missed it.

The Jesse James explanation from Newt has become very nonsensical, instead of the neat and to the point pun « wherever I go I hold up trafic » we’re getting a circonvoluted « because it’s a crime to mechanic’s diligence ». I’m not judging that one too hard, I have no idea how to make it better, and that’s probably how it was translated in the book as well thirty years ago, but it definitely doesn’t have the same impact. On the other hand, it definitely IS a very bad joke that doesn’t even deserve a chuckle, so Anathema’s embarassement really matches the audience’s (aka mine).

OVERALL :

I wasn’t convinced by Crowley… I mean, Rampa’s voice at first, but as the nerdiness showed up it really grew on me. I still think that french dubs have often problems with some voice inflexions every here and there, and for instance in Rampa’s case it was when he was annoyed or frustrated ( at the Globe when complaining about horses and Shakespeare’s plays that aren’t comedies, and also when discussing Azirphale’s magic tricks, it’s like… there is a step between having the right amount of grumpy complaining and overdoing it that is overlooked. It’s overacted, it should have been a bit quieter imo. I don’t mean to criticize voice actors too hard either but as an audience watching french dubs this is a very recurring problem and it always feels off to me. It’s actually one of the main reasons I avoid french dubs whenever possible.)

I have a hard time judging Aziraphale’s voice dub because it clashes so much with both the idea I had formed with it when I read the book and Sheen’s delivery that I just… kinda filtered it. It was too high pitched for me, and too anxious (though for this last point I must admit it could be funny at times, but I’m not fond of this character portrayal). The rest of the cast was rather good, nothing to complain about. There wasn’t anything stellar either, but everything that needed to be conveyed was and it was professionnal. It was also very homogeneous, no voice really struck me as being way too bad or way too good compared to the others, so it was really consistant.

So I don’t have much to complain about overall despite a few wonky translations here and there, BUT there is one thing I felt very robbed of : Crowley calling Aziraphale « mon ange » happens only once, when giving a lift to Anathema, and I’m almost certain they translated it that way because otherwise the joke about Anathama mistaking them for a couple wouldn’t work. So, they were forced to make it that way. The rest of the time Crowley calls Aziraphale « l’angelot », and despite being literally translated by « little angel », it feels sarcastic more than anything else ( the « L’ » in front of « angelot » is part of the reason why, it creates some distance, the other reason being that this word in itself has a very corny vibe and people being affectionnate to each other wouldn’t use it as a term of endearment). So, that’s a shame.

I like the English dub much much MUCH better than the French, but the french wasn’t nearly as bad as I was expecting it to be. The voice actors and actresses were quite good, the dialogues mostly faithful and endearing despite a few really missed steps. It really had its moments. Props to brouter des derrières, that one was fantastic.

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Melbourne playlist

There is no other city like Melbourne! It sure is a stand out city. I go there at least once a year and always look forward to going back as soon as I left it. But it’s more than just a city. It’s the music from this place that is undeniably awesome.

So I put together a playlist of bands, artists from Melbourne and beyond the city limits. It was one of the more fun playlists I put together and I hope you enjoy it. Maybe there is a song or a band from there I overlooked. Let me know!!

MELBOURNE, Australia

001 Big Pig - Hungry Town 002 King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Robot Stop 003 Magic Dirt - daddy 004 Models - I Hear Motion 005 Suss Cunts - Temper 006 The Birthday Party - Release the Bats 007 Cosmic Psychos -  The Man Who Drank Too Much 008 Pseudo Echo - Beat For You 009 Amyl and the Sniffers - Some Mutts  (Can't be muzzled) 010 TISM - Greg! The Stop Sign! 011 Abramelin -  Human Abattoir   012 Hunters and Collectors - Say goodbye 013 Damaged  - Nails 014 Weddings Parties Anything - Brunswick 015 Spiderbait - Fucken Awesome 016 Skyhooks - Balwyn Calling 017 Eddy Current Supression Ring - Modern Man 018 Real Life - Send Me An Angel 019 The Eternal - Down 020 The Triffids - Wide Open Road 021 AC/DC - Dog Eat Dog 022 Ne Obliviscaris -  Of The Leper Butterflies 023 Mantissa -  Mary Mary 024 Kids In The Kitchen - Bitter Desire 025 Deströyer 666 - Australian And Anti-Christ 026 The Stroppies - Celebration Day 027 Hobbs' Angel Of Death - Crucifixion 028 HOSS - The Tiredest Man Awake 029 Paul Kelly - Leaps And Bounds 030 Fuck the Fitzroy Doom Scene - Blind Faith 031 Inverloch -  From The Eventide Pool 032 Painters & Dockers - Die Yuppie Die 033 Gay Paris - Ash Wednesday Boudoir Party 034 HIGH TENSION - COLLINGWOOD 035 Dan Sultan - Old Fitzroy 036 Voodoo Lovecats - Killed Her in St. Kilda 037 Jason Donovan - Nothing Can Divide Us 038 I'm Talking - Do You Wanna Be 039 BELAKOR - Roots To Sever 040 Dead Can Dance - A Passage in Time 041 HONEY BUCKET - Patch of Grass 042 Masters Apprentices ? - Melodies Of St. Kilda 043 Cosmic Psychos -  Can't Keep A Good Man Down 044 The Fauves - Sunbury 97 045 Black Bats - Shining Haze 046 Even - The Melbourne Beat Parade 047 King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Big Fig Wasp 048 Boom Crash Opera  - Onion Skin 049 Tropical Fuck Storm - Lose The Baby 050 AC/DC -  Whole Lotta Rosie 051 Laura Imbruglia  - Tricks 052 Huxton Creepers - Autumn Leaves 053 Kylie Minogue - Got To Be Certain 054 The Black Sorrows - Chained To The Wheel 055 Uncanny X Men Everybody Wants To Work Remastered Audio 056 MACHINATIONS - No Say In It 057 Jackson Reid Briggs & the Heaters  - Seaside 058 Big Pig - I Cant Break Away 059 Kit Convict - Watch Your Skull 060 Cosmic Psychos  - pub 061 King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard -  Gamma Knife 062 Real Life - Catch Me Im Falling 063 Stonefield - Delusion 064 FRANKENBOK - Never To Return 065 Dreadnaught -  The Push 066 Dead Can Dance - Anywhere Out Of The World 067 LITTLE DESERT  -  CAPTIVE 068 The Living End - Roll On 069 ORB - A Man In The Sand 070 Elm Street-Metal Is The Way 071 Parsnip - Health 072 The Berzerker -  Caught In The Crossfire 073 School Damage - Gasbagging 074 Romper Stomper - Pulling On The Boots 075 Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now 076 Harem Scarem - Last Stand Man 077 The Peep Tempel - Mister Lester Moore 078 Mark Seymour - Westgate 079 Primo - You’ve Got a Million 080 Magic Dirt - amoxycillin 081 Ali Barter - Please Stay 082 Boom Crash Opera - City Flat 083 Buried Feather - Mind of the Swarm 084 Mortification - Scrolls of the Megilloth 085 TISM - Fourteen Years in Rowville 086 Pseudo Echo - Listening 087 Wrong Turn - Johnny Collingwood 088 Mondo Rock - Come Said The Boy 089 SUBTERFUGE - Unhinged 090 Split Enz - Message To My Girl 091 King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - People-Vultures 092 The Eternal - All Hope Is Lost 093 Sunbeam Sound Machine - Real Life 094 Superheist - Bullet 095 1927 - Tell Me A Story 096 Chantoozies - Wanna Be Up 097 Bad Boy Bubby OST - Bubbys Song 098 Drown This City - IM NOT DIVIDED 099 Augie March - This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers 100 AC/DC -  It's Long Way To The top 101 Rowland S. Howard - Lifes What You Make It (Talk Talk cover) 102 Crazy Pussy - Drink at the Tote 103 Teeth & Tongue - Dianne 104 Blood Duster - Northcote 105 Taipan Tiger Girls - Motion 106 Paul Kelly - From  St.Kilda to Kings Cross 107 Cemetery Urn -  The Deepest of Graves 108 Grinderman -  Worm Tamer 109 The Masters Apprentices - War or Hands Of Time 110 Magic Dirt - She-Riff 111 Hunters and Collectors - Inside A Fireball 112 Hierophants - Fagg Hopp 113 Lost Animal - Lose the Baby 114 Essendon Airport - No Quarter 115 The Lucksmiths - Tale Of Two Cities 116 TOTAL CONTROL - The Hammer 117 Endless - Lord Deceptor 118 Eddy Current Suppression Ring - Our Quiet Whisper 119 Bits of Shit - Patrol 120 TISM - Mourningtown Ride 121 New War - Emerald dream eyes 122 Hiatus Kaiyote - Breathing Underwater 123 Alien Nose Job - Buffet of Love 124 Tetema - Haunted On The Uptake 125 Uncanny X Men - I Am 126 King - Coldest of Cold 127 Spiderbait - Cracker 128 The Cat Empire - East 129 Ausmuteants - Mates Rates 130 The Living End - All Torn Down 131 The Church -  Destination 132 Skyhooks - Toorak Cowboy 133 Carlton Streets - Brian Brown Quintet 134 Silverlight Shadows - Headspace 133 TISM - I'm Interested in Apathy 134 Dumb Punts - Headfuck 135 SNOG - Business As Usual 136 The Dirty Three - Better go home soon 137 Crowded House - Nails in my feet 138 Rebel Wizard - Voluptuous Worship of Rapture and Response 139 U-Bahn - 'Beta Boyz' 140 Bestial Warlust - Dweller of the Bottomless Pit 141 The Murlocs - Young Blindness 142 CHRISTBAIT - Yeast 143 HTRK -  Ha 144 A Basket of Mammoths - Unkept And Matted 145 Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Avalanche 146 Mondo Rock - State of heart 147 The Meanies - Punchin Air 148 Mad Max OST Brian May - Mad Max Main Title 149 Bananagun - People Talk Too Much 150 TISM - Get Thee In My Behind Satan 151 Cosmic Psychos - Dead roo 152 The Models - Out of mind, out of sight 153 Mantissa - Dream alone 154 Australian Crawl - Things Don't Seem 155 The Boys Next Door - the nightwatchman 156 John Farnham - One 157 Air Supply - Love and other bruises 158 Abramalin - never enough snuff 159 Billy Thorpe - It's almost summer 160 Disembowelment - Your prophetic throne of ivory 161 Amyl and the Sniffers - Got you 162 Abominator - Black Mass Warfare   163 Things Of Stone And Wood - Share this wine 164 Inverloch - distance collapsed 165 Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds - Deanna 666 Kath and Kim TV show theme song

Cya at Strangeworld Records! Cya yesterday!

[cksmart-world]

The completely unnecessary necessary analysis

by Christopher Smart

March 30, 2021

BURGESS OWENS HATES GOD AND MORONI

Did Utahns know who they were getting when they elected a former NFL player to Congress who may have CTE from taking too many hits on the gridiron. Lately Burgess Owens (whose real name is Owen Burgess) has been acting strangely and we don't know if he's got brain damage or if he's just crazy. As most people know — except Republicans — Donald Trump tried to nullify the presidential election so he could stay in power. But who's the dictator? Joe Biden, of course, said Owens on Fox News. “We don’t have anything close to a constitutional republic right now. We have a dictatorship.” And as for Black Lives Matter, the movement seeking to stop police shootings of African Americans, Owens said this: “They hate God. They hate capitalism and they hate the family... .” Ah, the old, GOP playbook — we have nothing to offer but  tax cuts for the rich, so let's demonize Democrats. This is how they brand people like Nancy Pelosi as a she-devil. We could go on Radio From Hell X-96 and say Owen Burgess hates God and Moroni. It could be true, we just don't know. One thing is clear: Owen Burgess does not have a personal relationship with Jesus — in fact, he may be the Devil. Get thee behind me, Satan, you shithead.

WATER (NOT BOOZE) OUTLAWED IN GEORGIA ELECTIONS

OK, the staff here at Smart Bomb will never complain about alcohol in Utah ever again. It's true, you can't buy vodka on election day here in the Beehive State. But at least you can get water. Not so in Georgia if you're standing in line to vote on election day. And they have long, F---ing lines at Georgia polls — especially in low-income, minority areas. If someone tries to sneak you a bottle of water, they'd get busted by the  water police. “Illegal distribution of a controlled substance, to wit, H2O.” It remans unclear whether mini-bottles of Jack Daniels could be passed out to thirsty voters. But white Georgia officials say the new, restrictive voting laws are good because white voters in the Peach State no longer trust the system after white Republicans lost two U.S. Senate seats and Donald Trump said it was rigged. The former president even begged (threatened) the secretary of state to find him 11,700 votes to un-rig the polling. State Sen. Buzz de Vaut, who sits on the state election board, praised the new legislation, noting that thirsty black people might pledge their votes to Democrats for a bottle of water — which would be totally unfair to Republican white supremacists.

HUNTSMAN SUES LDS CHURCH FROM A SAFE BEACH

Holy heck. He's gone and done it. And it could really screw up his Temple Recommend. James Huntsman — the scion of the late industrialist Jon Huntsman Sr. — is suing the LDS Church for fraud and he wants $$$ millions in tithing returned. Oh, boy. The Celestial Kingdom could hang in the balance for the brother of former Gov. Jon Huntsman (Jr.) and Paul Huntsman, the jefe at The Salt Lake Tribune. In a lawsuit filed from a safe and secure beach in California, James Huntsman said the church repeatedly lied about billions going to charitable causes. Yikes! “[R]ather than using tithing funds for the promised purposes, the LDS Corporation secretly lined its own pockets by using the funds to develop a multibillion-dollar commercial real estate and insurance empire that had nothing to do with charity,” the suit said. Double Yikes !! Church officials may be wishing Mark Hofmann was back — at least they'd be getting something for their money. On the other hand, suing the LDS Church for millions in such an embarrassing way could provoke the wrath of every good Mormon in  Zion. Some advice, James: Don't be caught in Utah or you could end up like Brigham Young's scapegoat, John D. Lee — digging your own grave. (Yes, literally.)

Post script — Spring is here and crocuses are croaking and like the swallows in Capistrano, the Turkey Vultures will soon be circling the Avenues. Easter is upon us and that means bunnies and colored eggs (why, we don't know). In some countries Catholics celebrate the resurrection for an entire week and because they can confess their sins and get absolution, they really party down. Forgiveness is a great thing. Too bad its in such short supply. If you wrote or tweeted something stupid decades ago in high school or when you were drunk at college, watch out. You can apologize over and over again and spend 20 years in a convent but that just won't get it — no way. These are some mean times we're living in. But the hate that spreads like Covid didn't happen overnight. For more than three decades a lot of money and effort has gone into the campaign to divide Americans. When people like evangelical preacher Rick Joyner call on Christians to arm themselves for a civil war against liberals, who are allies of the Devil, you know we're in deep shit. Where do we go from here? Martin Luther King, Jr.: “Hate begets hate; violence begets violence. We must meet the forces of hate with the power of love.” Think about it.

Alright Wilson, if spring can't put you in a good mood, what can? You're right, the band is almost always in a good mood, but we can't talk about that here. So anyway, do you and the guys have something in your Easter basket that will lift us up and float us away on a fragrant spring breeze:

I can see clearly now, the rain has gone I can see all obstacles in my way Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright, bright sun-shining day It's gonna be a bright, bright sun-shining day I think I can make it now, the pain has gone All of the bad feelings have disappeared Here is that rainbow I've been praying for It's gonna be a bright, bright sun-shining day Look all around, there's nothing but blue sky Look straight ahead, nothing but blue sky

Gonna be a bright, bright sun-shining day Gonna be a bright, bright, bright sun-shining day

(I Can See Clearly Now — Johnny Nash)

[entoman-created-by-the-tallgreys]

Athiest World !

i’ve Often Wonder why in the fuck, there are so MANY !!! MANY !!!!!! God dam fucking Atheist’s . . . 

And i think i Kno it is . . . in a Backward world even God/ptah/Allah/all father  and or deity’s Kill Spiruality ! 

so Many, MANY ! Human’s Give the Middle finger to Divinity ... ? and it’s Puzzling Whhhhhy and if you see what thay got to say there pissed off mostly at Christian’s ... yah, Who Isn’t every one hate’s them, it’s a Cult, a Utterly Deranged Cult, thay see any one that not with them there enemy thay need ot kill, the world and universe is ruled by Satan, Everything is a test of there faith and beating little children's and forcing them into there Religion is Called love . . . yaaaaah .... there, . . .  Greatest examples of Human Piece’s of shit’s ! 

Here are a few Quote from the bible 

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It's in the Bible !

"Blessed is the one who Grabs your little Children and Smashes them against a rock" -Psalm 137:9 "

"if a man is Caught in the act of Raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay the fifty pieces of sliver to her father. then he must Marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her" Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "

" Not Kill all the boys. and kill every woman who has Slept With a man, but Save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man" Numbers 31:17-18 "

" Slaves, obey your earthly masters with deep respect and fear. Serve them Sincerely as you would Sever Christ. " Ephesians 6:5 "

"  if a Man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, you shall take both of them to the gates of town and Stone them to Death, the young woman because she was in town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man wife. you must purge the evil from among you. Deuteronomy 22:23-24 "

" i, jesus, am Lucifer. Revelation 22:16 " "  Slaves, Submit yourself to your masters with all respect, not only to the good and gentile but also to the Cruel. 1Peter 2:18 "

" i Have come to set the world on fire, and i wish it were already burning ! " ( Said by Jesus ) Luke 12:49 " " So kill all the boys and all the women and who have had intercourse with a man. Only the young Girls who are virgins may live; you keep the for Yourselves. Numbers 31:17-18 "

" If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea- Matthew 18:6 " "  When a man Strikes His Male or female Slave with a rod so Hard that the Slave dies under his Hand, He Shall be Punished. if, However, the Slave Survives for a Day or Two, He is Not to be Punished, Since the Slave is his Own Property.  Exodust 21:20-21 "

" And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off and cast it from thee: for it is Profitable for Thee that one of thy Members should Perish and not that thy whole Body Should be Cast into hell. Matthew 5:30 " Just to Name a few ! - Later ! ✌🏻

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But i’ve Wonder alot of why there are so many of them in the world, and i think i know why ! 

EVERYTHING IS DEAD !!! 

it’s Hard to Prove or show off sacredness, and these Human’s just Have a Logical mind that want’s Proof and if thay Have not Exp’ed Any Divine truth, thay can’t see the rest and thay Can’t Put the Piece’s together and so thay thrown the Entire dam thing away as if it where all bullshit. but part of them know’s that is an Error. 

thay Often Mock deity’s Becuz thay Got Not Proof, but did thay ever think Maybe !!! just Maybe the deity, Left . . . 

And what will be Left of you after 100′s of thousand of Year’s ? 

and people will say then what Proof of there, was of you thsi Man named Jacob or frank from down the street. NO PROOF THERE IS NO PROOF !!! THAY EVER EXISTED ! 

Ash’s to Ash’s, Dust to Dust. 

My Post is here, Most of the Athiest Group’s i’ve seen are Just People that are either ignorance, Close Minded i bet Mostly Becuz of Christian tormented the shit out of them at one point of there life or Did a Vast Array of horrible shit aka in the name of love and jesus. 

And i Bet thay threaten them with death the Church is like a Religions Gang. 

to a degree i can see them and why thay Act the Way thay do, there Lost and Confused and then thay made a fucking Group with was a bad thing becuz now thay all feel the Social Pressure to keep fitting in aka Peer Pressure. and keep the Act up even tho thay’ve Changed inside. there Human’s. 

there not Stupid, Human’s are and Will Think about All Kind’s of shit 24/7 

about every little fucking thing and for a Human to be a rut of it self going in a circle and never advancing .... well we call that retarded. 

i Mean you are Who you are, but the Gist of it, is that, most of them are Just Lost and thay Don’t Want to Buy and Bullshit. 

There Lost and Confused. 

An Athiest is Just a Person, Lost in the Universe. 

And Surround by Asshole’s, there afraid to Trust. 

Oh ! and too the Athiest out there, I Warn yee, Christian’s are the Ultimate Devil’s 

Lawful Evil Link 1# 

Lawful Evil Link 2# 

Thay Be Not Only Devil’s, but are As well Mad, aka Insane. Thay Truly Are “Crossed Psychopath’s”

[melodiouswhite]

Classic literature vine compilation - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde pt. 07

Hyde: Before I was moving, I was going to give each one you a gift, but I want you to have them anyway. *Hands out presents* 

Utterson: Why, Hyde, how sweet! 

Lanyon: Oh, boy, you shouldn't have! :D 

Jekyll: *unpacks his present* Oh, Edward, this is so lovely and so familiar! *holds up a grey bowler* This is mine! I thought the hatter lost it! 

Hyde: I told you he lost it! I took it, I needed something to go with my blue jacket!

Lanyon: *opens his own present* This is MY blue jacket! 

Hyde: I know! It goes great with- 

Utterson: *flatly* -My gold watch. 

Hyde: Well, enjoy and be healthy! *runs off* 

Lanyon: I wonder, if he's seen my cane with the ivory handle. 

Utterson: You know, I haven't been able to find my silver locket. 

Jekyll: *stands up* Come on, I think it's time to search his flat again. 

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Fruit Seller: You're crazy! This nectarine is beautiful, I never saw a more perfect piece of fruit! 

Alma: No? Then try kissing my behind!

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Jekyll: His love of life is so wonderful! 

Hyde: No, it's not, you're just fucking suicidal. 

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Alma: What an ordeal this ride was, I can't imagine anything more terrifying! 

Sameer: *holds a silver plate to her face* Booga, booga, booga. -_- 

Alma: … 

Lady Summers: *sighs*

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Lanyon: I can't sleep and it can't be the coffee, because all I drink here is decaf! … Right? 

Sameer: *innocently* Of course! Ü 

Sameer: Why don't I bring a nice soda in to pick you up? 

Lanyon: … *suspiciously* Alright, but make sure it's caffeine-free! 

Sameer: Of course! Ü *takes out the normal Soda, as soon as Lanyon is gone*

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Poole, to the ceiling: *exasperated* Oh God, is there a bigger buffoon in this world?! 

Hyde: *Bursts in* I came here as fast as I could! 

Poole: …

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Young!Jekyll: So, tell me, Hastie: what did you do to kill the day, before I came along? 

Young!Lanyon: Well, truth be told, my life was a little empty. *smirks* But now I have a hobby! 

Jekyll: *stands up* I loathe you. 

Lanyon: *stands up* I despise you. 

Jekyll: Prude. 

Lanyon: Philanderer. 

Jekyll: Ginger. 

Lanyon: Himbo. 

Jekyll & Lanyon: *angry kissing*

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Jekyll, to Utterson: You have the right to remain sexy!  

Utterson: … 

Jekyll: Anything you say can and WILL make me bust a nut! 

Utterson: O.o

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Hyde: Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boy!

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Jekyll: Hey there, little guy, I'm your dad! 

Hyde: I gotta be ugly. -_- 

Jekyll: What? 

Hyde: Bring me a mirror. 

Jekyll: *points him to the one in the corner* 

Hyde: Now take it away, goddamn. -_-

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Lady Summers: Good morning, cruel world. 

Jekyll: Don't you mean 'Goodbye'? 

Lady Summers: No, I meant 'Good morning'. This world may be cruel, but I'm still kicking. 

Jekyll: … Oh. *admiration intensifies*

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Lady Summers: You get one on your knee from “tripping” and now this?!

Alma: Luise, for the last time, this is not a hickey! *points at her bruised elbow*

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Hyde: *is fighting with some random guy*

Alma: *jumps to his aid* I’ve got this, bro!

Alma, to the guy: This is why your sister is gonna die of consumption! D:<

Guy: *starts to cry*

Hyde: O_O

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Utterson: There is nothing that can make me really angry. 

Someone: Your mother is a slut. 

Utterson: *pulls out a gun* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY????

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Hyde: Owo, owo, owo, owo, owo- 

Jekyll: *holds a gun to his head* 

Hyde: What are you doing?! 

Jekyll: I'm taking myself hostage. Now stop that or I'll shoot myself.

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Some rando: *insults Lady Summers* 

Lady Summers: *superior chill of superiority* 

Rando: *insults her loved ones* 

Lady Summers: Perish.

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Hyde, in a blanket: I no longer wish to adult. From now on I shall remain a cozy burrito. If you need me, I will be in my fluff top here.

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Utterson: *singing* Making my way back home, been a long day, time to see my-

Hyde: *comes running down the stairs* 

Utterson: *singing* -fluffy dog, lalalala! 

Hyde: *trips and rolls down the rest of the stairs*

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Jekyll: For so many years, I thought that something was wrong with me, that I was the black sheep, and I needed to change my personality. 

Jekyll: And after a long time of consideration, I realised, who I was. 

Jekyll: I'm a piece of shit. Ü

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Utterson, singing along to the radio: WHAT ABOUT US? 

Jekyll: *bursts in to sing along* 

Both: *singing* WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH? 

Utterson: *singing* WHAT ABOUT TRUST? 

Jekyll: *singing* YOU KNOW I NEVER WANTED TO HURT YOUUUU! 

Utterson: *singing* AND WHAT ABOUT MEEEE? 

Lanyon: *snickering and filming in the background

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Hyde on 1st November: *throws the Halloween decoration out and starts to decorate for Christmas*

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Lady Summers, to Lanyon: Read the opposite of these words out loud. *points at a whiteboard* 

Lanyon: What do you mean, the oppsite? 

Lady Summers: Never … 

Lanyon: Going. 

Lady Summers: Yes. 

Lanyon: To. 

Lady Summers: Yes. 

Lanyon: Give … you … up. 

Lady Summers: *singing* NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UUUP- 

Lanyon: *laughs*

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*different types of people shopping* 

Edwina: *the cart rider* 

Lady Summers: *the one who gets hella crisps* 

Lanyon: *the mum said "put it back" - throw* 

Jekyll: *the one who puts it in a random spot*

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Jekyll: Do you ever wake up and just think: Wow. What a beautiful day to be alive. 

Jekyll: Just kidding. Fuck my life.

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Lady Summers: These are three life facts you need to know. 

Lady Summers: Number one: If you want to have a conversation with your friend, you need to talk. Talking is when words come out of your mouth. 

Lady Summers: Number two: If you don't smell good and you want to smell good, you need to shower. Showering is the only way to clean your body. 

Lady Summers: Number three: If you want to brush your teeth, but only have a little bit of tooth paste left, run over the tube with your car and then throw it into the rubbish. Then go to the store and buy a brand new tube of tooth paste. Now it'll be so much easier to brush your teeth.

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Lanyon: *singing* I used to be so fucking ugly, now look at me- 

Lanyon: *singing* -I'm still really fucking ugly, it's clear to see- 

Everyone else: LANYON, NO!!!!

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Young Jekyll, when Lanyon calls himself ugly: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT ON YOUR BLOODY SUN GLASSES, BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SEE THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT COMING FROM YOU!!! 

Young Lanyon: …

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Jekyll's mother: A little birdie told me, that you don't respect the sanctity of marriage. Is that true, you spawn of Satan?! You spawn of POSSESSION?! I BANISH THEE TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL! BEGONE, SATAN!!! *throws a book at Jekyll* 

Young Jekyll: *runs away*

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Jekyll: It all started, when my parents' increasingly high expectations met my crippling internalised fear of failure. Then they met my nature. Then the declining economy and impending recession met my college education. And they'd meet my student debt. Then my student debt met my mental health problem. And they made insomnia. Then this morning my insomnia met four cups of coffee. Ü

Jekyll: Hi. My name is Henry and I'm about to shit my inexpressibles. ^^

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Utterson, if he was bi: If you're a woman, you might want to keep scrolling, unless you want to get a lady boner. In three … two … one … 

Utterson: *proceeds to wash dishes, cook dinner and clean the house* 

Edwina: … I'm suddenly sad that you're married.

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Young Lady Summers, to her father: I'm going out for lunch today. ^^ 

Margrave Alexander v.H.(her father): Are you going somewhere? 

Lady Summers: A-a rendezvous … o///o 

M.A.: This is an emergency! Alright … take this. *holds up his swordcane* 

Lady Summers: Papa?! e_o 

M.A.: Oh, sorry. Would this work better? ^^ *holds up his hunting rifle* 

Lady Summers: No! That's not necessary! 

M.A.: No, no. I'll be going, too! Ü 

Lady Summers: YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME!!! Q_Q

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*Types of kids in class* 

Alma: *kid always sleeping* 

Lady Summers: *the kid in a wheelchair* 

Hyde: *the creeper* 

Lanyon: *the heartbroken guy* 

Utterson: *the girl in love* 

Jekyll: *the depressed kid*

[hnrywinchester]

Fare Thee Well - - 16

Summary: She hasn’t seen Gabriel since he died nine years ago, then a phone call changes everything.

Pairing: Gabriel x OFC

Series Warnings: ANGST, smut, swearing, PTSD Gabriel, Character Deaths, Canon Compliant

Beta’d by: @aquietuniverse

Words: 4.3k

Time was standing still. Liv and Rowena sat in the library of the bunker, and the silence was unsettling as Lucifer sneered at them, his eyes traveling between the two of them. Liv was one step away from despondent. She’d just sent the love of her life off on some suicide mission into a world she’d never be able to get to if anything happened to him. She’d spend the rest of her life trying, that was for sure, but deep down she knew she’d never get there. It was hard to consider that that could have been the last time he kissed her, or smirked at her or made some crude, sexual joke. He very well could have just told her he loved her for the last time. Now seemed like the time she should be committing him to memory, the sound of his voice, the golden flecks in his eyes and the way his fingertips danced so gently across her body despite being powerful enough to destroy entire civilizations at will. Those were all things she was going to want to remember, needed to remember. She mentally kicked herself for not snapping a single photo of him before he left, her phone had a damn camera on it but the thought of preserving that shit-eating grin forever hadn’t passed through her head until now. “Sidelined eh ladies?” Lucifer mocked, rage burning at Liv’s cheeks at the sound of his voice, “Kinda… misogynistic no? Leaving the women behind in the kitchen while the men go off and fight for glory.” Liv rolled her eyes, at this point she wasn’t sure which fate was worse, death or being stuck with Lucifer for an extended amount of time. Maybe it was one in the same. “I’m disappointed in you,” he continued, turning his attention onto Liv, “I didn’t take you as the type to let your boyfriend order you around. Thought you had more stones than that.” “Do you ever shut up?” Liv snapped, kicking a chair in his direction. With a shrug and a smug smirk at her failed attempt at hitting him, Lucifer laughed, “Typical Gabe, tryin’ to be the hero. Know how many times that’s worked? Zero. Kid can’t even save his own ass never mind anyone else’s.” “Maybe I wanted to stay behind. Marvel in the sight of you all tied up and useless, bleeding out like a pig on a spit.” “Oh, feisty. He always did like the lively ones. Honestly though, now that we’re here, I’m glad it happened like this. I think we need to get to know each other better. I mean we are family now, right? I have to make sure you’re apt to be around my son-“ “We are not family. Not now, not ever.” The thought sent a wave of nausea into her stomach. She found herself fantasizing about Gabriel finishing him off once and for all while simultaneously wishing he’d been able to do it when he had the chance earlier that morning. “What? You’re my brother’s wifey now, that makes us, what do they call it?” Lucifer droned on, his nose wrinkling up in confusion, “In-laws?” “Absolutely not,” she seethed, teeth gritted. “Accept it sis, you’ll see me at Christmas dinners from here on out.” “Not a wifey, one.” “Ah, but you will be! In whatever sense you two figure out. Don’t think I can’t see into that conflicted, melodramatic head of yours. You’re better than that. I see Gabe’s little lovesick eyes looking down at you when he said he’s gonna marry you.” Lucifer feigned a gag, and Liv fought back the urge to lunge at him, plunge the angel blade tucked into her jacket through his sunken in chest a few times. Like she needed the reminder of that little snippet right now. At the time she’d laughed it off, he was ridiculous and lame and corny, but now she saw an allure to it. Maybe it was just the thought that this eons old bachelor, the party boy, the pornstar for fucks sake, had even considered completely and irrevocably devoting himself to her that had her swooning, but if he really did ask she knew what her answer would be. You’re fucking insufferable,” she groaned, not wanting to egg him on further. “Whoa, geez. Okay dude… that hurts,” Lucifer whined, his face overacting offense. “This is how I die, isn’t it? Annoyed to death by Satan himself.” “What a way to go.” Moments ago she missed Gabriel, but now she was cursing his existence. What was he thinking leaving her here with this pompous asshole? It’s like he didn’t even know her at all. He should have been well aware that being stuck for hours, days on end with Lucifer was going to end badly. One of them was going to end up marred, beaten or dead. Rowena not ending up in the crossfires was her goal at this point. “I need a drink,” Liv stated, turning her attention to the witch watching on to the soap opera with a perturbed gaze, “Do you want a drink?” “Yes. Please,” Rowena groaned in agreement, throwing her head down onto the table. “What you want?” “I don’t care, whatever they’ve got will do just fine.” Spotting the liquor cabinet, Liv ran from the two pairs of prying eyes. Once she was out of sight, her breath huffed out in relief. Everything was spiraling out of control faster than she could reel it back in. Self-destruct mode was very much activated and no matter how many alarms were going off in her head she just couldn’t switch it off. She wanted Gabriel. It wasn’t some inherent need that she’d waste away without, it was purely an insatiable craving her soul was pleading for. It begged for his arms and his safety and how he’d know exactly what to say right now to make this whole unbearable situation completely tolerable. She wanted his lips and his wandering hands and that soft look he got in his eyes when she did something completely ridiculous, that look that screamed ‘you’re the most perfect thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on’. Maybe it came down to solely just wanting to feel… wanted. She’d wandered aimlessly her entire life, not quite finding her niche, until that honey-haired Trickster came around and showed her what it felt like to be loved. Grabbing the first three bottles she could find, Liv headed back into the library and was shocked to find Lucifer silent. Assuming he was just planning his next verbal war with her, Liv placed the three bottles down in front of Rowena and resumed her seat back at the table, propping her feet up onto the table. “Dealer’s choice,” Liv sighed, throwing her head back in exasperation. “You got old, Liv,” Lucifer taunted, causing her to groan at the unbearableness of this situation, “Like, really old. What’s it been like nine years? Red over here looks better than you and she’d got a couple hundo’ on you.” “Jesus Christ,” Liv mumbled under her breath, downing the entire glass Rowena had passed to her. Whiskey. Thank God. Before the tumbler had even hit the table she was already sending it back towards the witch for a refill. “I mean, gray hairs, wrinkles, I can’t even imagine the scars. It’s not a good look,” Lucifer continued with that nasally tone of his, “I’m shocked he didn’t run right past you when he saw you. You’ve seen some of his former conquests, right? Never knew how he did it… but wow. And then there’s you.” “Well Lucy,” Liv began, licking the burn of the whiskey off her lips as the devil grimaced at her nickname, “I’ve heard you’re quite the looker yourself these days. I mean, this vessel is cringe-worthy enough, can’t imagine what’s underneath is much better.” “You don’t want to know,” Rowena cautioned, smiling as she side-eyed Lucifer. As much as she didn’t want to admit it, Liv was really starting to like Rowena. She now saw why the Winchesters had yet to put a bullet in her brain. “You two are awfully chummy,” Lucifer noticed warily, “I don’t like it.” “Go on then, keep insulting us poor wee women. Anything to distract yourself from your profound, deeply emasculating humiliation,” Rowena tacked on, the smugness in her voice sending a little swell of pride to Liv’s heart. What neither of the women in the room saw, however, was the bindings holding their captive in place flickering as their self-satisfied giggles echoed across the cement walls. They didn’t know what he did. Enough rage, enough anger and he didn’t need grace to break this pathetic spell-work. One of them would crack. He’d been working on Liv but she was shockingly holding her own against him, maybe it was time to move onto good old Red. When he burst into song, digging through his archives to find the most obnoxious one he knew, their synchronized groan only egged him on further. Just a few more hours, and they’d both be goners. This world was a nightmare. There was no other word for it. As Gabriel marched on, leading the way for himself, Castiel and the Winchesters, he couldn’t help but feel displaced. The rain pelted against his leather jacket, his golden blade dripping as he thanked the universe for keeping Liv at home. This whole place gave him the creeps, and that didn’t happen very often, if ever. The ever-present darkness and gloom had him glancing over his shoulder every few seconds, the silence eerie enough to set his instincts on high. So this is what the world would have been like if the Apocalypse had happened. This may be the only instance where he was happy people didn’t listen to him. He’d been rooting for this for a little while there. Castiel stayed in step with his older brother, staying silent as Liv’s words echoed in his head. Dead or alive. He knew that she wouldn’t survive losing him again, getting Gabriel out alive had to be a top priority. “What’d she say to you?” Gabriel asked from beside him, almost as if he was reading his mind, “Before we left.” “She… she asked me to bring you back, “Castiel confessed, “Dead or alive.” Gabriel’s chest constricted at Castiel’s disclosure. She was under no illusions, and he knew that, hell he’d probably helped that train of thought along with his little final goodbye monologue he’d given her before taking off. Yet hearing that she’d pleaded for his dead body to be returned twisted his stomach. He pictured her face at the sight of Castiel carrying his limp, bloodied form back into the library, the wretched, soul shattering scream that would erupt from her chest echoed in his head. The ghost of her fingers trailing across his face traced over his skin, he could feel her memorizing his features, the ones he always thought so lowly of being some of her favorites. She’d kiss the round tip of his nose, run her thumb along his bottom lip that sat just a little too deep under his upper one as she’d plead in her head to see his eyes one last time. The thought of her losing him was almost as unbearable as him losing her. “Gabriel I… I need to ask something of you,” Castiel asked nervously, snapping Gabriel out of his turbulent thoughts, “Please just, hear me out.” “Okay…” Gabriel dragged on, eyebrows furrowing. “Heaven is dying. There are only a handful of angels left in all of existence. We need you help-“ “You already know the answer to this Cas. I’m not leaving her again. Plus, heaven doesn’t want me back. As far as they’re concerned I’m a screw up. Hell, as far as I’m concerned I’m a screw up.” “Well, heavens been run into the ground by upstanding angels. Perhaps a screw up is just the change we need.” “I can’t.” “If heaven dies, Gabriel, the consequences will be monumental. Millions of souls will come crashing down to Earth, vengeful and displaced. Whatever semblance of peace you’re considering would be lost. She’d be called back to war and die fighting, just like the rest of us. Except you.” “She isn’t dying.” “One day she will, and then what? Where will she go if heaven is obsolete?” This was not the place or time to be talking about this. Gabriel’s nostrils flared as he subdued the reflex to hurl Castiel against the nearest tree by the lapels of that ridiculous jacket he wore for thinking now was a good time to bring up Liv dying. He knew she was going to die one day, she was human after all. What he hadn’t planned on was all of his brothers being taken out, leaving him with no one to do the deed for him. No heaven to go to? So what, she was just going to walk around in the veil until someone burned her bones? He’d be damned before anyone took a lighter to her. There was another way to fix this all, there had to be. What did heaven expect him to do? Run the joint? “Stop. Just, stop! I can’t talk about this right now. I can’t run heaven, Cas. I can’t. You need some grace to fill the tank with, take it. Take all of it for all I care. But I’m not my father. Never was, never will be. Find someone else,” Gabriel panicked, his voice frantic. “There is no one else!” Castiel implored, his desperation growing. Castiel knew it was hopeless. He wasn’t going to leave her behind. Granted, he knew it was a slim chance to begin with but nothing Castiel had said had been untrue. If heaven fell, the world would burn. He glanced behind him, watching as Sam and Dean were deep in conversation as they followed. If heaven fell, Dean would be in danger too. This was an impossible situation, but what obstacle that stood in their way wasn’t? A scream in the distance gained the attention of all four men, all sharing a glance as they formed a small circle. “Not our world, not our problem, right?” Gabriel shrugged, hoping that these idiots didn’t want to play savior to everyone. The singing had yet to cease. It’d been hours. Liv had her head pressed into the cold wood of the table, the decanter of whiskey practically drained in her right hand. She’d given up on glasses a few hours ago. Her head was swimming, the usually delightful buzz from this much booze couldn’t even settle with the American Idol Reject bellowing on and on and on. Such a waste of really good whiskey she was sure Dean was going to be livid she cleaned house of. “Just kill me now!” she cried, theatrically throwing her head back. “That can be arranged!” Lucifer chimed, breaking from his tune just long enough to get the words out. “I need a break.” As she walked from the room, the singing ceased. Figures. How Rowena was keeping her cool through that atrocity was beyond her. If she had some way of making magical ear plugs and wasn’t sharing there was going to be hell to pay, that was certain. She meandered her way to the washroom, exhaustion from hours of boredom and anxiety finally kicking in during these moments of peace. As she waited for the water to warm up, she gazed at her reflection in the mirror. She had gotten old. She’d never really paid any mind to it before, but after hearing Lucifer dissect each and every one of her flaws they were glowing like beacons now. Maybe it was high time to get a box of dye from the pharmacy, she thought, as she realized those single grays in her temples were colonizing now. Gabriel hadn’t seemed to mind any of it, but, she really was no where near the level she knew he was used to. Back in the day, when they’d first met, she’d never considered herself a looker but she saw none of that girl in the reflection staring back at her now. It was truly a wonder Gabriel had even recognized her at all. Her eyes continued to inspect herself and when they drifted to her neck she noticed one of Gabriel’s careless marks he’d left along her throat. No doubt it was from their anger-fueled romp in the back of her car just that morning, they’d certainly thrown all caution to the wind and the evidence was staring her in the face. She ran her fingers over the welt, her chest tightening as her mind focused; the panic she’d been harboring reared its ugly head again. Gabriel. The archangel. The Trickster. The man who could fuck her in a rest stop bathroom and still make her feel like a queen, who loved her, above all other things, gray hairs or not. The man who would die for her, that would sit in hell for close to a decade in hopes of keeping her safe. The man she’d let wander off into an unknown world, prepared to die if he needed to, alone. The man that she loved, with every fiber and cell of her being. It was too late now, even if she tried she’d never find him over there. She was stuck here, in limbo, not knowing if she’d ever see him again. The steam from the running faucet had fogged the mirror she’d been staring into before her thoughts wandered. She shook herself from her wallowing, wiping the condensation from the glass, her worn-down reflection coming into sight once again. Knowing it was time to return, she shut the faucet off, not even bothering to splash her face down as she’d intended, before turning and heading back to the library. Her stomach was growling, but preparing food seemed tedious, there were bigger issues to be concerned with right now. The closer she got, the more she swore she heard… shouting. She ran, skidding into the library to find Rowena screaming at Lucifer, a handful of his hair locked between her fingers and the ropes of magic restraining him beginning to flicker. Whatever was happening was about to release the devil on them both. “Rowena! Stop!” Liv warned, but it was too late. The cords snapped and Liv watched in horror as Lucifer rose to his feet, grabbing the witch by her throat as his eyes blazed red. She was frozen in fear. This whole time she’d been worried about Gabriel dying, she’d never once considered that it might be her kicking the bucket. “Ah, Red. You shouldn’t have made me mad. Step into my office. Livvy, be with you in just a sec,” he sneered, his words barely audible over the sounds of Rowena’s gasps and chokes. In a flash the two were suddenly against the wall, the thud echoing through the room. Liv knew she needed to act, and quick, but she saw no real option. She had no weapon handy, she knew no magic, she was stuck. Instincts kicked in however, and she ran towards the devil, willing to do whatever it took to get his hands from Rowena’s throat and hopefully give her enough time to do whatever it was that she could. “You know… you and Gabe, you kicked me when I was down. I didn’t have any fight. I didn’t have anything to live for. But you… you… you gave me something to fight for again. My boy. So for that, I’m going to be quick-“ Lucifer droned on, Liv’s hands grabbing his shoulder stopping him short. “Defendatur!” Rowena called, effectively forcing Lucifer away from her. What Rowena didn’t know, was the passenger he’d taken with him. “Sammy!” Dean cried, following Castiel down the dark passage after his brother. Gabriel ran after them, but stopped short as he came beside the small human girl they’d picked up just hours before, his heart stopping. When he looked at her, he didn’t see the wayward survivor, all he saw was Liv. His brain begin firing off images and horrors, his head twitching as he fought to keep them at bay. He saw her bloody and lifeless on that warehouse floor, he heard her calling to him just as Sam had for his brother, her voice filled with fear. Gabriel! He watched as her lifeless body was dragged down that corridor, the monster’s hissing and snarls ricocheting off the walls. She’s not here. She’s not here. She’s not here.  He whispered the words under his breath like a mantra, doing his best to control the terror icing his veins as he watched Castiel return empty handed. Sam was gone. Liv would have been gone. He would have failed. When he saw Dean’s face, he felt that sorrow deep in his own heart, and selfishly a small hint of gratitude that it wasn’t he who had lost everything. He needed to get home. No more lost orphans, no more side missions, he needed to see her, feel her, again. “Dean, we should go,” Gabriel reasoned, knowing Castiel would never be able to take charge over this situation, “we can’t stay here or you’re all toast.” Dean glared at the angel, rage and despair mixed into his eyes, “Bet you feel real good about yourself right now, don’t you?” Gabriel looked at him confused, “What?” “Why can’t you save him!? If it was her you’d be barreling down that fucking…” Gabriel’s face fell in shame as Dean’s words caught in his throat. Even if he tried, he knew he didn’t have the juice. “Yeah I would, doesn’t mean I could fix anything,” Gabriel began, keeping his voice level, “I can’t, Dean. I didn’t even have enough for the spell, what makes you think I can raise the dead?” Defeat fell across Dean’s face as he grabbed Castiel by the shoulders, shoving him out of the way as he lunged at Gabriel. The archangel let himself be tackled by the hunter, their bodies tumbling to the dirt as Dean grabbed two handfuls of his jacket. Gabriel took it, knowing exactly how Dean felt, not like he could hurt him anyway. When a fist connected with his jaw, Gabriel could barely feel a sting, but as Dean’s hand came back down Gabriel stopped it with an outstretched palm. “What is this helping?” Gabriel yelled, “I’m sorry, Dean! But if we don’t keep moving, we’re gonna lose more than Sam and… whatever his name was.” Castiel came behind them, placing a hand on Dean’s shoulder both in comfort and warning that if he continued, his brother was not going to stay this complacent for long. With a snap of his arm, Dean pulled his fist from the angel’s grasp and stood, adjusting his backpack and jacket, before silently taking off down the passage alone. Castiel held a hand out for Gabriel, helping him back to his feet before running after the reckless hunter before he got himself killed. Gabriel then looked at the poor human that was stuck in the middle of all of this now, her face was dripping with fear. “Come on, we gotta go,” Gabriel instructed softly, clapping his hand on her shoulder once. “Who is she?” Maggie asked, slowly letting one foot fall in front of the other as they started down the cave, “the woman, that you would save?” “Uh… she isn’t here. She’s back at home.” “She’s human?” “Yeah, she is.” “And you… you love her?” Gabriel nodded, wondering why she was asking these questions, but as he looked down at her face he saw the confusion and the wonder. She’d been living in a world where angels hunted and murdered humans, something like him was unheard of. They walked in silence from there on, catching up to Dean and Castiel once they’d come out unscathed from the tunnel. Gabriel’s thoughts again traveled to the thought of it being her left behind in that wasteland. He swore he could still hear her calling out to him, the sound fuzzy and staticky, like it was coming through on a bad signal. This world was strange, and he needed out. Her cheek was firmly planted into the wet ground, the rain cold on her skin, a twig poking right at the corner of her eye as she came to. She was on her stomach, laying on the ground outside. That made no sense, she was just in the bunker… As she pushed herself up and opened her eyes her heart damn near stopped. She wasn’t in Kansas anymore. This world was void of color, barren and desolate. About thirty feet away she could see the rift, shining brighter than even the sun was, and she took off running towards it. She wasn’t stupid, she knew that she’d never make it out of here alive stuck to her own devices. She was weaponless, dressed in jeans and a T-shirt, she’d freeze to death if some murderous angel or monster didn’t find her first. So focused on her destination, she was oblivious to the fact she hadn’t come over alone. Suddenly, a hand reached out and grabbed her by the arm, effectively stopping her from crossing back through to the bunker and her stomach dropped. “Oh no no, you’re with me,” Lucifer sneered, “partner.” “Not a chance,” she spat in response, pulling on her arm in his grip. “Uh, you don’t have a choice. Like it or not sis, we’re in this together now.” With a sharp pull, Lucifer dragged her along beside him, and she knew there was no escape. Gabe… Gabriel…. GABE! She called and called but no answer came. Surely he wasn’t dead already, right?

TAGS: @idabbleincrazy @analisespn @nodistressdamsel @morganas-pendragons

[abs0luteb4stard]

My spiritual war began half a lifetime ago. And I will carry it on even after I'm dead one day. Ω

Most people are raised with a religion or beliefs.

Some of them lose faith. Some become atheists. Some stay where they are in believing.

I I suppose I haven't fully stopped believing in a spiritual power/experience.

Call it the "God Gene" (VMAT2) or illogical stupidity, But I just can't purge that notion from my head.

According to the God Gene Hypothesis: "Spirituality is supposed to provide an evolutionary advantage by providing individuals with an innate sense of optimism."

I do not feel that optimism that there is a God or sentient universe out there. Or that "God has a plan".

I feel unspeakably betrayed.

When I was a young kid. I think I was very well behaved. I cared. I had a great heart. If that wasn't good enough for any god. Then they don't follow their own teachings.

When I got to middle school. I was scared. Three local schools were merged all my friends were lost in the shuffle. I thought it'll be difficult to make new friends, but I had hope.

Well, that hope wasn't lost. It was gouged out and raped from my spirit. Not just spiritually but my spirit of hope caring and goodness.

The bullying. They called me faggot, poor boy, foreigner (born here but was given a "foreign" name) on and on. They spit in my books. They knocked my books out of my hands everyday, between every class. Choked me, beat me, spit on me. There wasn't just a group, the group spread rumors and enlisted others in their attacks on me. Even my old friends from elementary school abandoned me because association with me was repugnant to their social standing. I once saw a buddy from elementary and said hello at his locker only to be ignored like I didn't exist.

Those 2 years of middle school left me completely empty. I remember I went to sleep every weeknight praying to die in my sleep. Ashamed at how that would hurt my parents if it came true. Then I would be woken up for school the next morning secretly crying because I was still alive and had to go through another day.

If there was a gun I would have gladly killed every one of those motherfuckers who were bullying me.

Especially Chas. He was the one who got the ball rolling on my destruction. How a dickhead who was seemingly proud of his failure of the 7th grade the year before I came there had such social clout with these pieces of shit I'll never understand.

High school was hell, but it slowly matured. Not without its own degrading moments where I was bullied or attacked or pushed down or spit on. But I think those who were there were preparing for their college or next step.

My grades were average. My spirit was broken already. My hope was nowhere. I was lucky to graduate probably.

I'm no longer normal. Those years of abuse at school changed me irrevocably. Everyday for 2 years. Non-stop. Physical, emotional, mental, pen tips pressed into the back of my neck till a bled. A pen cap pushed into my ear luckily it didn't hit my ear drum.

Principals, counselors, nobody did anything. Anything they did do was either a warning or giving me a punishment for retaliations.

I was punished for someone abusing me.

So I dropped out of local community college after a spotty 2 years. Continued schooling just came with anxieties and fear. I'd already had my life's share of that. I needed surgery and after I just let go of further education. Of a career of any kind.

Now I'm 33, soon to be 34. And these things that have effected me since half my life ago still affect me today. Call it C-PTSD or anxiety or trauma, social phobia, agoraphobia. It's all the same to me.

The bullies are gone but make no mistake theyre haunting me.

So where the fuck was God?

Where was his miracle for me?

Why didn't he spilt the red sea for me? I'm not as important as Moses. Where was his warning that I should build a boat like Noah?

No burning bush, no "hey Abraham, go kill your son", nothing. Not from this god or any fucking god.

Not once.

But some stupid genetic marker (VMAT2) anchors me to believe?

In the years since school I went through the divorce of my parents which was particularly hard if you knew me you'd understand.

My dad needed a 2nd open heart surgery which led to a big stroke from a clot that broke off. His arm and leg that were effected mostly came back. But his mind was effected permanently. The parts of the brain that were injured left him with memory problems. He couldn't live on his own, he'd already come back home with my mom and me before that to live with us after a hard hip replacement surgery.

Then I went through my mother's surprise lung cancer diagnosis, surgery, and so far no signs of it returning. Luckily it was found early after she had a cold and cough they wouldn't go away and got a chest x-ray.

Now my dad 4.5 years after his stroke and ongoing memory problems, he woke up yesterday the happiest man who ever lived, he had so much love and kisses and hugs to give.

But shockingly he completely forgot who I was. He thought I was a visiting neighbor. He forgot who my mom was. But he was happy to meet his son and wife for the first time again in this new place (it's the same place and the same people he'd always known before).

But I am crushed. I'm so deeply affected. He's happy and jolly enough for 3 people to meet us...

But my mom and I are very sad. It's such a shock. While he is thankfully happy and comfortable with his 'new family' that we are. I've cried more than my muted emotions have let me cry in the last 15 years.

He told me he's sorry that he missed being part of my life before now. Nothing cut my heart up quite like that. He apologizes for not knowing or recognizing me.

I've been betrayed by God all my life or at least that VMAT2 gene chemically telling my brain there's a higher power.

I'm just not important enough. No miracles to help me get out of this PTSD or my other medical issues. No reprieve from these life threatening illnesses my parents got one after the other. And now my father doesn't know who I am anymore.

Maybe god like those bullies just hate me too? If were created in his image then he's as capable of hate and torturing as we his human creations are.

After all he made a bet with the devil that Job in the bible would keep the faith in God no matter what god did to him. He gave him diseases, killed his livestock, killed his family with sickness, and burned down his house. But the dumb motherfucker still loved god.

He gave him all be house, animals and family after the ordeal, but the other wife and children didn't deserve to die for a bet. "But they went to heaven". They still had potential energy, lives to live grow old and have their own families, but "God" killed them to prove he was right in bet to the devil. That an idiot would still love him after all that.

So maybe I can't stop believing in God, or have some leftover spirituality.

But I'm not as fucking forgiving ad that dumb motherfucker Job. But I'm also not willing to just walk away from God's game. I'm more than ever cemented my hate for God. I'm giving the devil sympathy or joining his side. If there is such a thing.

I'm instead giving God - ALL MY HATE.

I've got infinite amounts of anger and hate in me. For every millisecond of my torture in school I hate those pieces of shit, at one point that was all that kept me from killing myself. I'm filled to overflowing.

Now there's nothing and no one I hate more than God. I don't care about abortion, I don't care about pollution, I don't care about animals raised in cages and mutilated.

My dad is apologizing to me for what his stroke did to make him forget me. He's apologizing to me with regret, shame and love in his eyes for something that's not his fault.

WHERE IS GOD!? hmm? His love and miracles? His bullshit?!

God. Guardian Angels? Any God or Goddess. Any religion, pagan gods, gods that we don't even know existed. Where are they? Spirits? Demons? Satan himself? Useless.

I have declared a war on God deep down in my soul. I'm not here to preach or change your religion, make you an atheist or garner views or to promote the devil.

But rest assured I am going to kill God. My determination is absolute.

Not in a social or political sense, I'm not going to become Nietzsche 2.0.

I'm going to prepare my heart and soul. My physical body, my mental attitude, my spirit, my soul. My life might go until I'm 120 years old and I'm fine with that.

But God will know fear because I will teach it to him. God has a death wish and I'm that wish come true.

You think Abu Ghraib looked terrible? What I do to God will make that seem like a Kumbaya summer camp.

I don't know what god is, what makes a deity, fucked if know if such a thing even exists. But I will torture, maim, and kill God.

These neo-pagans with their "All Gods are one God."

That's fine by me. Get the all Gods in one place so I can kill that motherfucker with a smile on my face. Even if he's holding the universe together, like Atlas holding the world. If it means the end of all things then I'm more than satisfied to end reality.

If there's a physical aspect to him on some spiritual realm or whether it's simply a psychic thought of the living mind or some genetic predisposed delusion. Maybe I've lost my mind too, maybe there's nothing left but my madness.

My wrath makes God in the old Testament look like a spoiled 3 year old child. God will get what's coming to him.

He is mine and I am his.

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"Nor sleep, nor sanctuary, being naked, sick, the prayers of priests, nor times of sacrifice shall lift up their rotten privilege and custom against my hate to Martius. Where I find him, were it at home, upon my brother's guard, even there, will I wash my fierce hand in his heart."

—AUFIDIUS; Shakespeare's "Coriolanus"

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"I'll fight with none but thee, for I do hate thee."

—Caius Martius Coriolanus; play of the same name.

[lodestarslagoon]

AHS Apocalypse 8x03 Live Stream

SPOILERS UNDER CUT

Oh I thought the opening scene looked like the Dinah, Coco, Mallory descencum. Damn Michael...

Night Vision of the soul? Tell me about your powers!

Lol, spoiler, entitled, helpless. 

OMG COCO! Fire Mallory lol

“Something Dark”

DAMN CALL HER SHALLOW!

Og again? He knows Dinah?

SHE’S NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH?!

DINAH IS A WITCH!

MICHAEL CONFIRMED IT!

Ish

Dinah is in the sanctuary!

Evil soul?

Oh nvm, it’s Andre.

Unless Dinah is Andre’s son...?

God this is one opening scene of mind fuckery.

I want Dinah to use some powers

Mallory’s made for that world?

Mallory should want to leave.

Ew what an ugly close up to Michael.

Oh Mallory has a darkness..... Unfun.

MALLORY PUSHED HIM BACK

MALLORY IS A WITCH!

OMG MALLORY PYROKINESISED MICHAEL!

That’s right Mallory! Call his ass right back out!!!!

OMG MY THEORY THAT DINAH MALLORY AND COCO R WITCHES ARE RIGHT!!!

THEY DID DESCECUM WHEN THE OTHER 3 WALK IN!

BEST OPENING SCENE IN AHS HISTORY!!!

I swear the opening theme has been changing scenes every week.

ITS COMMERCIALS AND I AM SCREAMING IN EXCITMENT STILL THAT MALLORY, BILLIE LOURD, AND DINAH, SAME NAME AS BLACK CANARY, ARE WITCHES!!!

I still wonder if Coco’s a witch based on set pics Ryan Murphy released.

I am so excited to find out how Dinah knows Michael.

Adina Porter came out and said the scripts made her mind twist and turn, and well I hope it’s true cause it’ll be interesting to see a strong black witch since Angela Basset is too busy with 911 to come back as Marie.

Omg Michael’s doing a spell, ritual.

I wonder if it’s Tate father of devil father.

OHHHH It’s a scrying!!!

He thought he destroyed them all?

Michael did the witches?!

HE DESTROYED WHO? THE WITCHES?!

I cant with this fucking shit. Omg Witches need to ocme and take hsi ass back.

Boiling blood is actually kind of a cool effect.

Am I the only one whos still scare dof Michael’s demon face that happened earlier?

Oh yay the snakes are still around.

Ave Satanis... “Awaken Satan” right?

Kathy Bate’s voice is so distinct.

Her own self made costume is adorable.

The tricker treatgiver is a famous actress I remember her from places.

Wasn’t Kathy Bates in Rosemary’s baby?

Go Young Kathy Bates! Slap him.

Oh shit, she’s a good fighter!

Oh she’s an agent. This makes sense.

Can we have Kathy Bates in Spy 2? 

Can someone inform Melissa McCarthy and 50 Cent Piece to get Kathy in on this?

Oh everything happened on Halloween in Kathy Bates’ life. Nice.

Okay as nice as robot Kathy Bates’ life story is, can we get back to the witches?

I still swear Mallory and Coco are connected because they’re witchy powers keep them together.

I am so validated by this knowledge they were witches.

Awww Venable showing support for Kathy Bates is actually touching.

Omg Venable being so adamant on Michael is very interesting.

“That’s Outrageous”

“If you die here, Justice dies here” Really? you’re the sadists here!

“Kill everyone!” Jeez Kathy, these methods are nice.

“ You’re mean and self invovled enough to survive anything, and I’m a robot”

Oh is this guy the Coco husband who screams “You bitch?”

Someone saw a leaked pic that he appears again I think.

I was a finalist on top chef omg hahahhaa

Omg, he is very good “tracking” her for a year.

No one sees the figure approaching behind him?

I wonder where this guy got the gun.

Wait I guess we know officially that the apocalypse did actually happen.

How come these people can breath fine without pain like the people Michael claims he saw.

mother with kids^

OMG ANOTHER WITCH BREACH?!

STEP FORTH WITCHES PLEASE!!!!!

MADISON I INVOKE THEE!!!

They teleported in already I bet.

Ugh.... Why can’t we just reveal the witches already.

Anyone have any guesses where Michael did the ritual? I am very curious? How do people not notice things that happen in this place?

Apples... cause they’re fucking for Adam and Eve aka UCLA and Jail Girl

lol a nurtition blog!

Oh Venable happy enough to try the red delicious.

Vine providence? Wtf Kathy Bates....

Before they die? Don’t you just kill them anyways?

“Not a bad apple in the bunch?” Is that symbolism for they all deserve to go to the sancutary?

WHERE ARE THE WITCHES?

I could honestly care less about Coco’s husbando bf guy.

How can he breath the air and not the guy in the mask?

This Nuclear fallout is making less and less sense to me.

Less sense than where are the witches of all things.

I ownder how Coco will react ot seeing him.

MALLORY STARE AT THE FIRE AND INVOKE THINGS PLEASE!

Oh another Gray got a speaking line.

God I have a lot of thoughts tonight.

Celebration and Comradery?

Wait the only saved Asian is a Gray....

Victorian Masquerade Ball.... @holypancakes is about to blow it!

What are they going to be able to make in this bunker.

Omg Coco, and Gay Evan Peters destroying Mallory is so relatable and sad.

Omg Stew!!! I love how they love Stew.

“I don’t wanna rub it in for the ones who don’t get picked” lol

“No offense Mallory” BAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAJA

These 1v1′s is hilarious.

OMG WHY THE FACE AGAIN :’(

Oh Mallory’s coming out of the broom closet!

Oh they’re laughing at him.

NO MALLORY ITS NOT THE BLAST!

OMG DARK PHEONIX! Shit thats so meta, with Quicksilver right there lol.

Coco commanding shit. 

I know she probably won’t but pleas Mallory do something.

This is such a Cinderella point.

Shit Coco is kind of getting a little far right now.

She totally had a point with Evie’s room.

OH IS THIS WHEN MADISON APPEARS IN THE BEAK MASK TO DINAH OR WHOEVER IN THE TRAILER?!

I know it’s not confirmed but we all know that mask was the same Madison wore for to scare Zoe in Bitchcraft.

LOL “Sweet horses”

Lol Mallory has to introduce her.

LOL THAT BOO

FX WTF DON’T U FUCK UP THE PICTURE AUDIO NOW!

Oh shit Venable knows the Ghosts situation.

I mean if it’s been 18 months, this has happened before.

I wonder how many monologes Sarah Paulson has this season.

WHAT MUSIC WILL PLAY I WONDER?!

No idea what this symbolizes honestly.

Oh UCLA’s wire crown is actually creative.

OMG THE FOG IS ROLLING IN WHICH MEANS THE WITCHES CAN COME!

Madison is not that tall, so idk who that could be.

Mr. Langdon doesn’t seem that tall either.

Is Coco dying? Damn....

I still pray it’s Madison, but still.

Wait Coco got into Harvard?

I hope it’s like by real merit. Not money.

BITCH YOU WERE TRYING TO BE AN INFLUENCER U NEVER MADE IT!

Analingus omg Coco.

Coco’s about to die sigh.

Coco can you not....

Short tongue and sensitive gag reflex. sigh this show.

Oh shit Brock I forgot he was around lol.

HOW DARE SHE INVOKE SUSHI!

Brock doesn’t look happy.

NOOOOOO COCO!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE VITAL VITALUS HER!

WHERE IS MISTY?!

BRING COCO BACK!!!!

COCO WAS SEEN IN OTHER SET PARTS AND SHIT!

Lol festivities and your gun. Bitch, has no clue who Michael is.

So many snakes.

I wonder how bored they must be that this si so thirlling for them.

I wonder how many times these peopl have bobbed for apples. I think it’s harder than this I think.

I also think it’s weird UCLA and Jail Girl are so calm right now about all this. They were about to be murdered last week. I don’t knwo how I could deal with these people.

I wonder how bad this mass suicide will end up.

Oh Gay Evan Peters sis howing signs.

Mallory might be immune?

Oh nvm she threw up.

Oh UVLA had blood on Jail Girl ew.

Gay Evan Peters looked so fake.

I wonder what it’s like to act this scene.

Okay so where is Misty to bring everyone back?

Literally we know Misty is in the first 5 episodes since the trailer promos only filmed the first 5 episodes at time they made it. I thought she’d be in later.

Misty being team Michael would make so much sense based on what we just saw. 

“Oh Venable you think you killed everyone? HA! Watch this,” Michael shows Misty who dances around and brings everyone back.

“And here’s the trick” hahahaha

I’m still waiting for Michael to bring Misty in.

I wonder when they’re going to realize Coco’s like head stabbed.

Oh shit he’s just open about the laptop being there lol.

I think this is funny, let alone Michael.

Oh shit, she passed the test!

I wouldn’t do that either.

NO SCARY FACT IS COMING BACK :’(

Oh wait she’s on his side duh #HailSatan

OH SHIT!!! CONCILUM!!!!

BE THAT WARLOCK MICHAEL!

I know why she did it.

Michael’s monologe right now is so confusing.

Not what he’s saying, but how interested I am.

Where is the witches?

Someone from his childhood?!

The Beautiful Boy? I’m still confused by this.

Okay so this song is so calming over these corpses and bile.

Brock is around doing what right now?

OH SONG CHANGE?!

THERE IS A HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS?!

Oh no, it might not be?

OMG THEY’RE COMING!

THEY’RE HERE!

OMG I BET THEY ARE!!!!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

THEY’RE IN MY EYE SIGHT!

I SEE THEM!!!

I’M DYING!!!!

I AM CANARY CRYING ALL OVER THE PLACE RIGHT NOW!!!!

OMG MY EYES MY HEART MY LIFE!

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS OMG YASSS BRING THEM BACK!

BRING BACK MALLORY AND CO!

FIND OUR SISTERS YES!!!!!!

I KNEW IT COCO IS A SISTER!

YASSSS RESURGENCE! 

Madison looked happy to see them back.

OMG YES MADISON KNEW! SHE GOT THE LAST LINE!

AHHHHH SHE GOT THE LAST LINE!!!!

i am so happy!!!!!

[thedragin]

Ok I’m currently watching Supernatural because why not, (season 2 episode something) and here are some little comments I’ve typed out

• Kid Sam and Dean are freaking adorable

•Daddy issues too?

•your fighting yay

•what thE fUCk

•ehw

•I’ll say it again, WHAT THE FUCK

•fuuuuc-

•oh damn

•your screwed

•Dont you dare fucking die

•I SAID DONT DIE DAMNIT

•Cearus(pet fish, k-eh-raws), what in the gods are they doing

•ha hi love interest go join the rest in the forgotten pile

•oh you don’t believe in angels Dean? Tell that to your boyfriend a few seasons ahead

•someone hug Dean please

•for the last time, WHAT THE fUcK

•oh by the way Cearus their dad died

•damnit

Update

•Dean geeking out as a P.A. Is the best

•question, how does no one see the shit Sam and Dean do?

•he’s screwed

•that’s bad

•yeah that’s how it goes bud

•I’m starting to get used to all this!

What’s coming

•finally wearing gloves? Good for you

•never mind- you got caught again

•stop it I want to be mad

•it’s the I think I’m adorable

•I like her

•I’ve now realized how okay I am with just leave and let a bunch of randos die till someone else wants to bust their ass and help

•stop it Dean

•no- ah fuck

•what he said

•ooo knife motions Im shaking

•yay he died

•listen to Dean more morherfuckers yeah held the shit that comes out is crap but still

•I hate him and like him at the same time

•that’s bad

•threats yay

•you know that’s a lot of blood

•I said STOP IT DEAN

•oh- oh- Dean you chaotic smart ass

•yeah good luck shutting him up

•don’t set the whole place ab- Dean shut your goddamn mouth- oh

•of course he fits in at prison, he’s a master at all things ileagal

•their siblings of course they’ll fight

•no no don’t tell them that there were multiple things wrong with how they were raised and im not ranting cause I love their dad

•how has no one caught the license plate

•Dont fucking linger

•I like her

•WHAT THE FUCK

•this freakin wish episode is making me trip

•I don’t like this

•oh damn this Dean fucked up

•I can feel the general bad feelings form them and I hate it

•”Andy, also freaking out” I love him

•still like Andy

•oh you have problems Lily

‘Nother update

•fuck you

•oh no how tragic

•”it’s you” what the fuck does that mean

•oh it’s a big magic hunger games

•no not Andy!

•liar liar pants on fire

•fuck you! You killed Andy

•is Sam the only competent one there?

•yay big rescue

•WHat. The. FUCK.

•DEATH TO THEE

•no no no no

•I hate feeling their feelings. Too much feeling. I want to rip my heart out of my own chest

•god watching this hurts

•damn

•oh nu

•note to self: don’t tell a demon to go to hell, infinite number of comebacks

•no not the mom and little sissy

•oh god oh fuck it’s the big sad

•dEan THATS my heart your breaking with your little talking to your dead brother now bring his bitch ass back to life

•all my family’s dead Eh

•I would probably be crying if I didn’t know this was the 2 season out of 15

•oh no it’s the cross road

•don’t start you demon motherfucker

•dEan

•oh don’t- Dean please no- no deals

•NO NO No nO

•nO NO

•I want to punch Dean

•I shall now proceed to cry in a corner now

•what it is is that you died dean sold his soul and the roadhouse burned down.

•”You almost does back there” duck you Dean he did and you sold your soul.

•let me punch someone

•punch him for me Bobby

•don’t pull that shit Dean

•why is every one all “I don’t deserve to live” “all those people had more going” like are you all that depressed? Like shit y’all are evening out with us

•is that the hunter style? Like triple layered and brown to green gray jean or whatevers

•”oh Jake it’s gotta be you” fUck you demon man

•”oh buddy boy” I don’t like that I’m starting to admire this satanic fuck

•yes shot that fucker to shreds

•that really freaking sucks

•like really sucks

•I WANT TO PUNCH THAT DEMON ASSHAT- ooo daddy to the rescue!

•yay that incompetent demon bitch is dead

•oh and dads alive as well. Cool

•wait- he has to go? Oh no

•my heart is glass and it’s shattered as a window after a car crash

•Yea he is wrong your idiotic brother sold his soul to a demon and only has oNe year to fucking live

•wEll someone just broke my heart and they go by the names and Sam and Dean Idiotic Fuckers

•since when was it five in the morning?

•go iNsIde you stupid fuck

•oh god I’m dying he did the classic walk in on sex

•I love how casual Dean is

[bitchronan]

Shit Slytherins Say

Nottgrass, Dransy

Non-magical, college, texting AU

For my wife @daphnegreengrass

ao3

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: What in the name of merlin did I do last night

Astoria to fuck bitches get money: Honey what didn’t u do

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Someone pls enlighten me, all my shoes r in the shoer

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: *shower

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: I need to wash my hair but

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: I cannot move them

Daphne to fuck bitches get money: lmaoo u pushed draco into the pond

Daphne to fuck bitches get money: Hes super pissed at u

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Whoops lmao is that why I facetimed him at 5am

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Lil bitch didn’t answer

Millie to fuck bitches get money: He texted me at 7 that he found a small fish in his ear

Millie to fuck bitches get money: I’m p sure he was lying

Millie to fuck bitches get money: But the point stands that he is very mad at u

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Pls it’s just a pond it’s not like I killed his mum

Millie to fuck bitches get money: He told me to tell u that his Gucci shoes r ruined and ur buying him new ones

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: lmao as if I am

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Has anyone heard from tracey ???

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Is she even alive

Astoria to fuck bitches get money: She texted me like an hour ago ‘imf atill durnk’

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Oh that’s good

*

Pansy to dragon boi: Heard u fell in the pond

Draco to satans accomplice: Fuck u

Pansy to dragon boi: Rude

Draco to satans accomplice: U fuckin pushed me in

Pansy to dragon boi: You have absolutely no proof I did

Draco to satans accomplice: Blaise filmed it

Pansy to dragon boi: Smug bastard

*

Pansy to tall dark and ?? handsome: omg send me the video of draco falling in the pond

Blaise to short and vindictive: Y’know.. I heard he was pushed

Pansy to tall dark and ?? handsome: Pushed? Idk her

Blaise to short and vindictive: Video Attachment

Pansy to tall dark and ?? handsome: Have my children

*

Draco to satans accomplice: You owe me new shoes

Pansy to dragon boi: Draco there r people that are dying

Draco to satans accomplice: Don’t quote the kardashians ar me u shoe ruining hussy

*

Theo to fuck flops: I would just like to state

Theo to fuck flops: That anything I may or may not have said alst night is inadmissible in a court of law

Tracey to fuck flops: Wat??

Daphne to fuck flops: She lives!!

Blaise to fuck flops: Would u happen to be

Blaise to fuck flops: Referring to that thing that u said to me

Blaise to fuck flops: About

*

Theo to blaine: Shut ur whore mouth

*

Blaise to fuck flops: Cantaloupes?

Draco to fuck flops: Cantaloupes???

Theo to fuck flops: Yeah cantaloupes

Daphne to fuck flops: I thought u hate melon??

Theo to fuck flops: I lied. Melon is my lifeblood

Pansy to to fuck flops: Wtf

Daphne to fuck flops: Traitor

Pansy to fuck flops: In This House we Hate Melon

Tracey to fuck flops: I like melon

Pansy removed Tracey from the group

Theo to fuck flops: Savagery

Pansy to fuck flops: Watch out ur nect

Pansy to fuck flops: Cantaloupe whote

Blaise to fuck flops: Whote

Pansy to fuck flops: Watch ur tone

Astoria added Tracey to the group

Tracey to fuck flops: Melon is the grossest

Pansy named the group kill the cantaloupes

Theo to greenAss: Are you coming to class today?

Astoria to Nott Cool: As if I would miss it

Theo to greenAss: You didn’t come last week

Theo to greenAss: Or the week before

Daphne to Nott Cool: Special circumstances

Theo to greenAss: You went shopping

Daphne to Nott Cool: It was important

Daphne to Nott Cool: I needed shoes

Theo to greenAss: You have a whole closet of shoes?

Daphne to Nott Cool: Nott physically but emotionally

Theo to greenAss: Oh of course, I get you now

Theo to greenAss: So ur coming??

Daphne to Nott Cool: Ya On my way!

Theo to greenAss: Okay nerd chill out

Daphne to Nott Cool: Autocorrect ffs

*

Theo to blaine: Help she’s coming to class today

Blaise to TheHo: Bro chill tf out you two are friends

Blaise to TheHo: You literally have this class together every week

Theo to blaine: Yeah, but we haven’t been alone together since the other week

Blaise to TheHo: It’s nott like she knows

Theo to blaine: Doesn’t she? ? Aren’t girls psychic or something

Blaise to TheHo: You’re beyond help

Theo to blaine: Fuck you.

Blaise to TheHo: How would Daphne feel?

*

Astoria to pansie: So you know how

Astoria to pansie: Draco has a crazy embarrassing crush on you

Astoria to pansie: And you’re like

Astoria to pansie: Completely obsessed w him but u think ur lowkey?

Astoria to pansie: That’s like how Theo n Daph are

Astoria to pansie: Ya feel?

*

Daphne to Nott Cool: I don’t get it

Theo to greenAss: I’m literally right next to you..

Daphne to Nott Cool: God forbid we talk in class

Theo to greenAss: We are talking

Daphne to Nott Cool: We’re texting

Theo to greenAss: Okay smartass

Daphne to Nott Cool: That’s me

Theo to greenAss: Oh, guess you don’t need me to explain what she’s talking about then?

Daphne to Nott Cool: No wait!! Come back !!!

Theo to greenAss: Still right next to you

Daphne to Nott Cool: :)

*

Pansy to daphne 2.0: what The fuck.?

Astoria to pansie: You didn’t know Theo and Daphne liked each other??

Astoria to pansie: Are you blind?

Pansy to daphne 2.0: I wish, at least then I wouldn’t have to read ur stupid ass messages

Pansy to daphne 2.0: I would agree w ur insight if it weren’t completely flawed in the fact that Draco does not have a crush on me

Astoria to pansie: Didn’t deny yours on him :)

Pansy to daphne 2.0: Come back when you have a brain and we’ll discuss this further

Astoria to pansie: This being..? You and Draco or Daph and Thee?

Pansy to daphne 2.0: I’ve hired hit men. They’re on their way

Pansy to daphne 2.0: I wish I could say it was nice knowing you

Draco to satans accomplice: We still on for tonight?

Pansy to dragon boi: Oh I can’t tonight, I have an essay due. Raincheck?

Draco to satans accomplice: Since when did you actually turn in work?

Pansy to dragon boi: Haha, sorry! It’s like half my grade!

*

Draco to blaze🔥: Look what pansy just said to me

Draco to blaze🔥: Image Attachment

Draco to blaze🔥: She’s being weird right? I’m not imagining it

Blaise to DracHoe: Oooh boy, punctuation and everything!! What did you do?

Draco to blaze🔥: Nothing!! She just started being rlly strange w me

Draco to blaze🔥: Since when did she take a raincheck on downton???

*

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Daph

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Daph

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Daph

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Daph

Daphne to pants: Pans wtf I’m just trying to mind my own business

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Ur little sister

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I s2g she’s fucking w me on purpose

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I just had the most awkward convo w Draco

Daphne to pants: Did he confess his feelings for you?

Daphne to pants: I woulda thought he’d at least do it in person

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Daph fuck off

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I swear this is a conspiracy

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I’m seriously

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Tori told me Draco likes me which is obv a lie but now idk what to say to him???

Daphne to pants: Pans idk if you’re blind, stubborn or just actually idiotic but that boy has been head over heels for you since we were in 9th grade

Pansy to astoria 2.0: What?

Daphne to pants: Girl

Daphne to pants: You’re beyond help

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Says you

Daphne to pants: ???

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I’ll get my act together when you and theo do

Daphne to pants: What about me and Theo?

Pansy to astoria 2.0: You Know

Draco to kill the cantaloupes: Guys we haven’t all hung out in a week

Draco to kill the cantaloupes: I’m starting to forget what you all look like

Draco to kill the cantaloupes: Blaise you’re white right??

Pansy to kill the cantaloupes: Some of us are studying

Pansy to kill the cantaloupes: Finals are soon

Draco to kill the cantaloupes: Who?? You wouldn’t know studying if it gave you a lap dance

Pansy to kill the cantaloupes: 🙄🙄

Daphne to kill the cantaloupes: Draco’s right tho

Daphne to kill the cantaloupes: I miss u all

Theo to kill the cantaloupes: Aw we miss you too Daph

Blaise to kill the cantaloupes: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Millie to kill the cantaloupes: ????

Astoria to kill the cantaloupes: I want burgers

Tracey to kill the cantaloupes: plural?

Astoria to kill the cantaloupes: Did I fucking stutter?

Draco to satans accomplice: Pans wtf is going on?

Draco to satans accomplice: Are you mad at me?

Pansy to dragon boi: No, why?

Draco to satans accomplice: We haven’t spoken outside the group chat in over a week and you pretty much ignored me at dinner the other day

Pansy to dragon boi: No I didn’t

Draco to satans accomplice: You did! What’s going on??

Pansy to dragon boi: Nothing

Draco to satans accomplice: I’m coming to your room

Pansy to dragon boi: I’m not in

Draco to satans accomplice: You posted on your sc story 3 minutes ago

Pansy to dragon boi: Stalker

Daphne to pants: Are you and Draco holding hands under the table??

Pansy to astoria 2.0: No

Daphne to pants: You moved your hand to text me..

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Maybe

Daphne to pants: B I T C H !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Nothing

Daphne to pants: Fucking. Spill

Pansy to astoria 2.0: He called me out for bein awkward af w him

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Bc I didn’t know what to do when I found out he liked me

Daphne to pants: I recall. Vividly.

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And he came to my room and was like ‘whats going on?? Why are you being so weird?’

Pansy to astoria 2.0: N I like skirted around it but eventually I was like Tori told me you like me and idk what to do??

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And he got kinda?? Angry?? Like not angry but he was like ‘why is that such a big deal??’

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And I was like….. It’s not?? I just? Didn’t know if it was true

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And then he was like, I’ve been in love w you since we were 13

Daphne to pants: Aw!!! Aw !!! Awwwwww !!!!!

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Lmao don’t tell anyone he’d kill me for #Exposing him

Daphne to pants: No he wouldn’t, he looooves you

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And I was like …….

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Then he was like ‘Okay.’ Really slowly and started to leave

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And I was like ‘wait! I guess.. I love you too’

Daphne to pants: ‘I guess’ im FUCKINF 😂😂

Pansy to astoria 2.0: 😊😊😊

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Honestly though

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I swear im stunted emotionally

Pansy to astoria 2.0: But it worked out

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Hence the hand holding under the table

Daphne to pants: !!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so happy for you !!

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I kept up my half of the deal

Daphne to pants: Huh???

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I said I’d sort myself out if you and Theo did

Daphne to pants: That’s different

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Name 12 of their songs

Daphne to pants: 🙄🙄

*

Pansy to dragon boi❤️: I told Daph

Draco to satans accomplice💘: I know I literally read the entire conversation over your shoulder

Pansy to dragon boi❤️: Stalker

Draco to satans accomplice💘: You love it

Pansy to dragon boi❤️: You love me

Draco to satans accomplice💘: Shut up

Pansy to dragon boi❤️: ❤️

Daphne to pants: Consider the deal kept

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Daphne what the fuck

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Where are you?? I lost you at like midnight?? Smh.. white girls

Daphne to pants: I’m .. a t theos

Pansy to astoria 2.0: WHAT

Daphne to pants: In his bed……..

Pansy to astoria 2.0: WHAT X2

Pansy to astoria 2.0: THAT WASN’T EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT

Daphne to pants: :) shit happens

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I’m so done w u

Daphne to pants: U told me to

Pansy to astoria 2.0: 🙄🙄🙄

[readbythestarlight]

Undeadwood (e2)

HERE WE GOOOOOO

Deck of powers, better parts of your soul? Oh boy I already love this mechanic.

Gun fiiiiiight

Nice Matt with the joker again

NICE what a perfect first hand!

Another good hand I really like this spell system very cool

Uh oh what’s happening

Lol Brian

[[MORE]]

“I stuff the matches in my bosom” have I mentioned Miriam is my wife?

M: “I don’t know what you just did with your hands.”

F: “Well... you know, I had a good morning.”

“Get out of the way!” “Why?” “So we can shoot!” “Well I didn’t know you had fucking guns!!”

Having to take a round to reload is brutal but a cool mechanic

“Do you even know how to fire that thing?”

RM: “You bet your ass! Get inside!”

Minus 4?? Ouch

Ohhh those rolls ouch

I like how these fights aren’t exactly hard (yet) but they’re still cool and fun to watch

Marisha: “if they kill the sexy sheriff I’m gonna be so sad”

A, after missing a shot: “curse my white collar upbringing!!”

RM: “GET THEE AWAY FROM ME SATAN!!”

Okay come on pull some good cards

Nice!!

And then he rolls an explode for damage nooiiice

Uh-oh...

Wait what does that mean?

“Let’s go JC!”

Is he gonna be okay what happens DOTN HURT THE REVEREND

WHAT DOES THIS MEEEEAN

okay so he’s just fatigued

Maaaatt babe can’t roll

Matt: “that’s how it works when you’re the DM and you get to play”

Aww giving Travis a chip for the song and making everyone laugh <3

Nice shot!

Mason honey I don’t think that’s God given power lol

I like the whole “DM’s discretion you give them poker chips” thing

RM: “I may take you up on that. Not that I don’t enjoy the... drafty comforts of the church... :|”

Aww walking Arabella home, what gentlemen

Miriam decided the crime lord can wait, Miriam is Queen of Deadwood

So Arabella is unhappily married, Sharpe is awfully paranoid and possibly a wanted man? Idk

RM: prays and conks out while everyone else is paranoid

Oh boy dreeeeam!

“First one’s free” and he gets to remove his fatigue point. Neat.

I like that Mason seems to actually have faith and not just to be some con man faking it? Like he prays in private and stuff. That’s cool.

FUCK I missed what Miriam said to Sharpe because my Twitch froze!! What’s all that matters??

Okay what’s up with Arabella’s husband? Is he a drunk? Is he grieving? Is he a recluse? He seemed awkward but sweet.

A: “he doesn’t hurt me, so” oh honey that bar is so low

Sure have breakfast with a bloody head in a bag xD

Also given that Fogg didn’t sleep I’m still saying vampire

Anyway I’m not one to quick ship but I’m tempted to ship Miriam with Mason, Sharpe, Arabella, or Fogg just depending on the moment

Crime lord fella doesn’t seem that shocked about the snake things

I love Sharpe’s “fuck you that mine was fucked up” attitude

lol goddamn Brian

Miriam are you a drug dealer??

I’d still marry her tho

Or maybe a witch and she deals potions

Guy says Mason is a drunk, Mason looks like he’s holding something in. WAS he a drunk? That’s interesting.

Brian keeps doing the best voices and cracking everyone up and I love it.

Dr: “you want my historical opinion or my medical opinion?”

F: “Whatever fucking opinion you got we’ll take.” I love his sass.

Arabella why do you want books on alchemy and healing

New means of healing...

She’s trying to necromance her sister isn’t she?

Oh we split up and half went to the graveyard that seems unwise

Oh dear a dark room I don’t like Miriam going alone

What is going onnnnnn

Is she a witch what is she she’s clearly not just a drug dealer is she she cares too much for that

Oh I forget she’s supposedly married

Ohhhhh is she a dealer for her husband? Like it’s a whole thing

Godddd I love the mystery of all this

I’m so here for all the woman to woman solidarity in this Miriam is so supportive of every woman she meets and I love her

Why are Miriam and Arabella so unhappily married? Leave your husbands and marry someone better I’m begging

Oh nooooo

Awww she threw her drugs good job Joni!

GUYS IM SO EMOTIONAL ABOUT THIS

Fogg is so funny you guys

Can’t wait to find out his full tragic backstory

Seriously tho I’m emotional about all this woman/woman support and solidarity

And I wanna hug Miriam

Oh jeeze, poor Arabella :(

Somethings up tho for sure it’s all too suspicious

Okay so sister was the responsible one, Arabella the wild one, so now is she trying to pay her sister back for all those past times she looked after her?

Oh jeeze the marriage is just for financial reasons??? Gross. Poor Arabella.

I’m getting emotional about

“to maybe bring her back” oh my god she just confessed it out loud

Oh honey

“Brothers seeking out other brothers” oh honey no you don’t want your sister back like that

Poor Reverend Mason agreed with me like “oh honey no”

I love how Mason is convinced it’s God and Sharpe’s just like “don’t be stupid that ain’t god//God don’t play cards”

That’s a cool quote actually put that on a t-shirt “god don’t play cards”

Oh lovely fog in the graveyard on a sunny day that’s not suspicious

Fogg fascinated by the fog

Okay suspicious supernatural fog in the graveyard this is fine

F: “There you are. It’s been a long time.” what the FUCK does that mean, Fogg?

A gravestone with no fog... a graveplank of deadwood

Oh it’s her sister’s

“Staked into the ground” I wonder if that was deliberate phrasing... staked, Huh? Also being suddenly ill and then just as suddenly dying? Def sounds like vampires to me.

OH NO HE FELL INTO WILD BILL HICKOK’S GRAVE SAVE HIM

Arabella honey no!

Oh boy empty coffin except for a hat

Scratch marks and ash oh boy the dead are rising

RM: “THERE ARE SCRATCH MARKS! INSIDE! THE COFFIN!”

I mean that’s a good question tho why not any fog around her grave

Arabella honey you don’t want your sister back undead honey

Oh damn the fog helped save him iS THAT WHY HIS LAST NAME IS FOGG??

CALLED IT

“See her the way she is, not the way you intend her to be” Miriam coming in with the wisdom

It moves around the Reverend WHY

Miriam asking the question we all want to have answered

The initials D.C....

Doc Cochran‘s hat

Oh shit I think Fogg is right

“Surely when one of your own is laid to rest we should honor that rest, *but the fog*!!!”

Woooooo going to the bar!

Oh lord they gotta dig up the sister’s grave

BT: “Now, is there anything else you’d like to know?”

K/F: “Yeah, there’s a whole shitload I’d like to know!”

Ooo keeping the info to himself for now. Interesting. I agree though idk how Arabella would handle that.

Oh lord here we go gonna dig up the grave

I knew it was gonna be empty but I’m still like FFFUUUUUCK

God I love this series and these characters so much you guys I can’t believe we only get two more eps. It’s so so so so good.