#branded rewards

[asterkurayami]

[worm-on-the-moss]

I just want to fold them up in paper and keep them in my breast pocket

[laurelwen]

[mishkakagehishka]

but i hate "available only online" when looking at clothes shop websites bc cutest A-line tweed dress ever spotted but i don't know my size !!!!!

[winepresswrath]

The author is dead but according to our beloved necromantic traditions Jod is neither telling a series of slickly manipulative half-lies nor painstakingly recounting the truth as best he is able. He is drunk and ranting at McDonalds. Perhaps most crucially, he is going to regret this when he sobers up.

[thefirstknife]

Do ALL humans have a ridiculously long lifespan in the Destiny universe??? Like is that just an alternate universe where humans have naturally very long lives, or was that a result of the Golden Age and advances in science and medicine prolonging life? If it was Golden Age, then wouldn't any Guardians who died BEFORE then have a normal life (accounting for existing advances to ward off death from disease and injury)? Did they manage to modify all humans so that going forwards they naturally age slower and love longer? I would have thought the increased lifespan was only accessible with GA advancements and that not all of that would be possible anymore (though some definitely)

Humans got their extended lifespan due to the Traveler's gifts. Probably also a combination of some of the advanced technology allowed by the Traveler's arrival. But it's generally seen as the Traveler uplifting us in pretty much every way.

Micah Abram also confirms that this definitely only started with the Traveler (the "you" in the last sentence is the Traveler):

I read that before the Golden Age, people only lived to 100 years old if they were lucky. And by then, they'd be so sick, they couldn't get out of bed!

Good thing you came along.

The Traveler probably did something to us innately by coming here and spreading its gifts and Light along with terraforming. Since the Traveler (paracausality) is involved, it's incredibly hard to say how this works. Most likely, this also affects Guardians that died back before the Golden Age. Since they're rezed now, in the time of the Traveler and are also personally imbued with Light, the extended life span probably still applies.

Advanced technology also definitely helped. We know that Clovis was basically being sustained with tape, hope and pig organs. He was also alive all the way until close to the Collapse, but it's also implied that he may have been alive before the Golden Age as well. How do we know? Well, the first ever Speaker, the one that existed before the Golden Age and was the first one chosen by the Traveler as a Speaker, noted:

The clinicians at BrayWell call it "interplanetary relocation maladjustment psychosis": a psychobabble catch-all for mental disturbances that they can't explain.

This was in response to the first time he got visions from the Traveler and nobody understood it. Apparently there was a "BrayWell," possibly some sort of medical establishment that was fully established and equipped to treat this person as soon as the Traveler arrived, which implies that the Bray brand existed before the Golden Age which would also imply that Clovis has been around that long.

This would possibly have him exceeding the 300 years limit, which isn't surprising given that he needed frequent organ transplants and was dying every other day back during his work on Europa. It was always sort of implied that he was exceptionally old then and falling apart. This is also why he wanted the Exo program to work as fast as possible.

[fisheito]

the pokecarnival will feed me and my family and my family's family for generations. morvpeko and his fat little ass are EVERYTHING to me. presenting you with a merit badge for Goofiest Gills and another for Good Brain Feeling Maker

[musiquesduciel]

Bought my first foundation since Fall '21.

[britneyshakespeare]

Never talk to me or Midge or Francie or Skipper or PJ or Stacey or Christie or Steffie or Jamie or Cara or Kelley or Casey again

[pineneedle-prick]

I think that the desert is canonically based somewhere in the States, but listen what if

minors dni

[turqrambles]

If MediEvil: Resurrection has trophy support when it drops on the PS5 this Tuesday (and it should; most of the first party PSP rereleases do and Killzone: Liberation did when it's from the same studio), I have the opportunity to do the most autistic thing ever by being one of the first people to get the MediEvil: Resurrection Platinum.

[kayzero]

(Clip Title: Sigma || Taken from Stream: “Stuck at a camping site //!game” —GogglesGirl)

[Video Transcript:

Kay: (in character ad lib) “Yes, I—I understand the concept—look, time loops don’t make any sense… Time loops are the best form of fiction, though. Time travel: shit. Time loops good, time travel bad. Okay.

(Pause)

Kay: (breaking character) “IS THAT WHY I HATE SIGMA SO MUCH?!”

GogglesGirl: (cackling)

End Transcript.]

[an-aura-about-you]

you ever see a post where a person says a thing, another person says, "That's definitely not true," regarding the first post, and you actually DO remember the thing being true but it's such an inconsequential, niche thing that you know it's not worth it to make it an addition on that post?

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

nightly progress update: we are ON OUR WAY! to a complete draft. and also 10k. will i break the chapter length record again on what i thought would be a short-and-sweet tie-up-loose-ends chap? QUITE POSSIBLY!

[maddymoreau]

Pokemon Egglockes are so much fun because they get you to care about Pokemon you’ve never even given a single glance:

The Team:

[hotdyke-hardstyle]

also mhy still owes us a nun kallen skin (the reason I started playing 5 whole years ago)