#breadsticks meme

[desmondsprettyface]

Date: Anyway, I'm just not that interested in moles.

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go.

[kiragecko]

It's Memeception in Maya Glyph form!

Young Man

Take the breadsticks

and run

I said

young man

Man door hand hook car

gun

Yeah, I like old memes.

This follows up The Tiger Poem, and The Demon Stoplight Poem. Original is by @plaid-n-converse in 2016.

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Literal translation:

you-take-it the-tamale¹ sir-youth (and) run-you

sir-youth said-I

the-man door hand

sir-youth said-I²

the-folded.over-dart³ canoe⁴ (blow)gun⁵

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Transliteration:

ʔa-ch'am-Ø ʔu-waj ʔu-ch'ok a‧n-eet

ʔaj-ch'ok che‧ʔ-een

ʔu-wi‧nik pa‧sil k'ab

ʔaj-ch'ok che‧ʔ-een

ʔu-pak-jul ju‧kuub pu'w

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Character Transliteration (ALL CAPS are characters that stand for full words, lower case are syllabic):

ʔa-ch'a-CH'AM-ma ʔu-wa-WAJ ʔAJ-ch'o[ko] ʔa-ne-ta

ʔAJ-ch'o-ko che-ʔe-na

ʔu-WINIK-ki pa-si-li K'AB

ʔAJ-ch'o[ko] che-ʔe-na

ʔu-pa-ka-ju-lu ju-ku-bi pu-wa

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Notes:

¹ 'waj' is the term for any food made with maize dough. I've seen it translated as 'tamale' by linguists, but the term seems to refer to a general category similarly to 'bread'

² To allow the translation to match YMCA meter, I added an extra 'I said, "Young man"' (only 2 of the last 6 words are a single syllable in Classical Maya)

³ 'jul' is a dart/spear/any other piercing tool (but not a needle). I felt a 'folded over/bent downwards piercing tool' fit 'hook' okay

⁴ 'jukuub' is 'canoe', and the closest analog for 'car' I could find

⁵ 'pu'w' is the term for 'blowgun', and has extended it's meaning to 'shotgun' in quite a few modern Maya languages

[emjay2498]

HELP ME FIND A LONG LOST COMIC: Well let’s give this a go… I’m desperately looking for a comic I saw years ago! It was sasuke and Sakura doing the Olive Garden breadstick meme where they get shoved into their purse after a bad date. Except they both steal breadsticks and leave with their pockets stuffed. Anyway it was really funny and I can’t find it anywhere! Please come through tumblr 😭

[vaya-mernda]

Today my hands were full as I was getting out of my car and I ended up shoving a breadstick (my subway) into my purse and the moment I realised I had a massive laugh

[i-cant-believe-it-s-not-grimdark]

I'm finished reading The First Heretic, and well, apparently I think in memes now

Argel Tal, visiting Cyrene in her room.

Cyrene: "Are you mad at the Emperor for what he did to you?

Angel Tal *shoving breadsticks into purse* "I've been summoned"

[neurovarious]

or like. whats your favorite

[camelopardius]

Soundwave, manually transforming cassettes and frantically shoving them into his chest compartment: Soundwave: very sorry; Soundwave: must leave

[fly-the-pattern]

[hamilton---admin]

Angelica on a date (probably)

Angelica: *sits down*

Date: Hey it's nice to-

Angelica: I'm not here for you

Angelica: *shoves breadsticks into purse*

Date:

Angelica:

Angelica: *leaves*

[elsewhereuniversity]

Me on a date: Hello! So what do you like to do?

Date: I offer people their greatest desires in exchange for a favor. What about you?

Me shoving breadsticks into my purse: I enjoy not owing favors

[conditionaljewel]

Homemade pasta sauce and meatballs for Sunday dinner, all made on noodle legs and with a foggy brain.

Bone apple tea.

[bean-that-loves-jesters]

very late barbie meme BUT it's so breadstick

(Edit: I forgot the highlight on pizzahead’s nose oh my god welp)

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

Also I wouldn't want my husband on Tumblr because I can't imagine letting you people interact with him

[cutiequisitor]

crimson 1 on an olive garden date

crimson 1: so what do you do for a living them: i'm a mercenary pilot crimson 1, shoving breadsticks into his purse: i gotta go something came up

[dumb-a-horses]

Pinkie Pie this is a kid's show you can't be saying that!

[eomerofrohan]

Me: oh you’re a lord of the rings fan? Me too! We should hang out together, watch the movies, chat about-

Them: sure, but I skip all the Sam and Frodo scenes. I can’t stand Fr-

Me: *stuffing breadsticks in my purse* I have to go