#bro IS the pride parade

[kreachvera]

DREAM EATER

my take on dreamy bowser !! + no background

[stewykablooey]

ok but stewy being canonically bi really makes everything about his relationship with kendall so much funnier like imagine being a beautiful bisexual stallion and your fate is to become best friends with and develop a 30 year crush on logan ‘homophobia’ roy’s prodigal son like. imagine having to do deal with kendall’s ‘no homo but my tongue is down your throat’ repressed bullshit for 30 years whilst also dodging the beam of mixed flavor racism homophobia his father directs at you every time he sees you within 5 feet of said prodigal son but also you feel a strange solidarity with this old man because he at least has also accurately clocked and acknowledges that his prodigal son is queer

[karkatbug]

college roommates davekat where dave comes out to karkat bc he trusts him and karkat responds as you would expect

1/2/3/4

[bumblebeerror]

Frankly allies should be at pride. Especially now. Trust me, most of them are held outside and there’s plenty of room for them. Pride is not just a parade - remember the first one was a riot, and by god I’d rather have more hands on deck if we need to start throwing bricks again, y’know?

[calicocatparent]

hi it’s me! nandor!!

[thatskindasapphic]

Love how every once in a while some random bigot appears in the LU tag. Go find a different webcomic or something if the fanbase being mostly queer bothers you so much. ANYWAYS EVERYONE IN LU IS QUEER AND TRANS!!! BE AFRAID!!!

[makyurini]

bisexual dick grayson: confirmed

[cruiseperuse]

happy pride month

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

Did I ever tell you how much I like Evyn and Yoricks relationship?

Maybe you did? I am more than happy to hear about it more than once though, lmao.

Tbh, I really like them a lot too. Sweet Evyn just fell into being a younger brother so easily & Yorick is just "guess he's mine now 🤷🏼‍♂️" & it's just really sweet & I like what I've created there. They are such good boys.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

I'm giving jfv vaughn a harness btw. As it should be

[piko-power]

I just woke up from this weird false-awakening kind of dream.

I woke up at 7, so I just went back to sleep, thinking about the Parade that's gonna come on soon and that I still have a few hours. This is where the dream started.

When I "woke up", I turned on the TV and put on the channel where me and my family usually watch the Parade. It's only a few minutes until the Parade so I left the TV on and just watch random crap on my Kindle.

Then I came across a Nintendo Direct that went live an hour ago. I checked it out, and it was cool! Lot's of new games I wanted to see, and this Princess Peach and Daisy third person game where they explore an old ruined, ancient city, accompanied by a younger Rosalina. (That's the Mario Galaxy's girl's name right?)

Then they played an Animal Crossing: New Horizons update FULL of things I wanted to see in that said update, including Villagers being given lore and their own events you can play out for them as the game goes on. (Like that wedding event or something)

I was starting to think that this is all too good to be true, 40 minutes into the Direct. I scrolled down to see the channel's name, which is, and I quote: "URL Of The Day"

Realizing that I was watching a fake Nintendo Direct, I was SOOOOOO understandably pissed. I clicked out of the video and then I noticed the clock.

Somehow it was 10:07 it the morning and I missed the first hour of the Parade.

I was so upset from missing most of the Parade because of a dumb fanmade Direct that I just, woke up finally. I even got worried for a second and checked on the clock, and it's 8. Thank God I didn't miss anything XD

I've been playing Animal Crossing too much. 😩

[ask-marios-apprentice]

Pride parade

Today was (you guessed it) the pride parade.

For once in the past couple weeks I actually don't feel like a Whacka being hit on the head for whacka bumps.

It feels nice to see people who are celebrating themselves. Like how patriots celebrate 4th of July in America.

I'd to thank @shootysturs / @poyo-shooty-art for drawing one of the parade floats.

I am proud of this more accepting society.

Now I'm going to go back to enjoying the festivities.

Garth signing out.

[mudskip-muses]

Lady Gaga’s Born This Way can be heard absolutely blasting out of Kazuichi’s workshop at a frankly ridiculous volume, the speakers having obviously been jacked up to allow the most sound possible to emit from them. Someone is a little happy about pride month...

[acxropolis]

unfollowing transphobes sooo therapeutic

[onelittlespiral]

FML:Relax

From the moment I arrived, I felt like I stuck out like a sore thumb. I had come on vacation to kick back for a few days and get some action, but the resort had nearly no women and was instead populated with almost all men. They seemed like nice guys when I talked to them, certainly my kind of guys with how jacked they were. Or at least I thought so.

“Hey cutie, wanna come spend some time with daddy?”

“A newbie! Don’t worry, I’ll be gentle and sweet with you.”

“You looking to top or bottom?”

I realized I must have come on the Gay Days, and the men there were not shy about coming on to me. I tried to politely excuse myself whenever they turned the topic to sex. I spent a lot of time at the pool trying to just relax and have a good time, but it was starting to tick me off.

“Hey, I haven’t seen you here before.”

A man came and sat next to me. He was a scruffy guy, tanned and huge like most of the rest of them. The scent of sunscreen and BO rolled off him. His arms were wrapped in some nerdy tattoos but their size clearly showed he worked out hard. If he wasn’t here this week I would assume him to be a good pick for a gym bud.

“Yeah, first time. Didn’t realize I booked…uh…this week. Not really my scene.”

Something in his demeanor changed. It was hard to describe, but I felt a lot more at ease. He leaned over and began whisper to me,

“If I’m being honest. It isn’t much for me either. But fuck these gay guys know how to party. They’ve got just about anything you could want to take, and basically just pass the shit around. You ever actually tried poppers? I was fucked up bro.”

Maybe it was finally meeting another straight guy but I began relaxing.

He continued, “I got some stashed if you want to swing by and try some shit out.”

Maybe this vacation wouldn’t be such a wash.

I stopped by his room later that afternoon. He greeted me at the door and invited me in as he promised to show off the goods. The room was trashed. The floor was strewn with dirty shirts, shorts, and jockstraps. Shot glasses and beers were stuck to the tables. The bed was drenched in sweat. I stepped in and took a seat on the couch, cautions to avoid the mess. He sat down next to me.

“So, what have you got?”

“You now babe,” he said, throwing his arm in the air.

“Whaaaa…haaa” I started before my brain was afloat.

I slowly leaned forward, drawn in by the thick musk that radiated from his pit. I tried to resist but soon my nose was pressed against it as his sweat filled my brain. I tried to pull back but he rested his arm against the back of my head, pinning me as my brain shut down on the fumes. It wasn’t long before my tongue lolled out of my mouth.

“There you go. Relax. Good boy.”

Good boy. It echoed in my brain, bouncing till it was the only thought left. I quivered in anticipation as I continued to drink in his scent and let his hair tickle my face.

“Yeah, lap it up big boy. This is right where you belong. It was designed just for you, to trap guys and help them fit in a bit more.”

What did he mean by that? But as he told me to lap it up, it was no longer good enough to just smell. I gave a hesitant lick. It only took one as his sweat swam across my mind. All functionality shut down as I worshipped that pit. As I did, I began to feel a change. Deep within an itch, a need developed. A need to be desired by this man… no. To be desired by men. Any who would have me. I felt a new power flow through me, a revitalized energy and strength. He pulled my dumbstruck face out of his pit and gave my hair a quick tousle. His hand glided down my cheek to my chin, and with a firm flick of his wrist pulled my lips to his. He pressed my face to his in a deep kiss as new memories filled my mind. Memories of long nights dancing and drinking at bars. Days working out getting shredded before hitting the sauna for some fun. Of pride parades and glitter in my beard. The longer he kissed me the more I felt myself grow completely comfortable in his arms. I belonged here, with all the hottest guys living it up for a week at the resort. I had been coming here for years to show off, party hard, and fuck into the early morning. My old self was being flushed away, leaking out of my cock, while the new personality filled in the gaps.

My body began to change where his hands brushed over my body. Arms swelled as biceps grew to mounds on my arms. Pecs hung heavy with muscle. Thighs and legs sent slow rips through my shorts until they had burst through, leaving my swelling cock to fight the jockstrap underneath. Feet inched across the floor as my toes curled from the strain. Every inch writhed beneath his touch. He pulled me back to inspect me.

“Damn you’re turning out well, some of my finest work.”

I mumbled in agreement, still stuck in a state of ecstasy as I felt new power surging through me. “Time to seal the deal.”

He slid his jock down, and the full force of his sweat and musk sent my brain swimming. I couldn’t resist as he slid his cock down my open throat, balls deep, and began face fucking me. As his bush filled my nostrils, pre slid down my throat in a steady stream. I felt warm all over, as a deep tan set in. I had come to this resort for years and loved sunbathing and showing off my muscles. The heat persisted, turning to a sweat, the sweat turning to a deep funk. It was the same smell invading my mind and body as he continued to thrust, deeper as my body adjusted to years of sucking men off. It felt like no surprise as a dusting of hair covered my pecs, then pushed down my stomach before my shaved down bush exploded. My pits filled in to better capture my own smell, and keep me just a little high on my own supply.

“Fuck yeah little bro, you’re gonna be so good out there.”

He slipped a hat over my head, and my mind filled with a new purpose. To kick back at this resort and fucking party. To feel pride in who I was and become one of the community. But, most importantly, to grow the tribe and bring more guys into the fold. I felt his cock tense in my mouth as my mind slowed down to accept my place as a gay god, to worship my bros and be worshiped. As thick ropes shot down my throat, I felt strong. I smelt rank. And I was fucking home.

The next day, a new guy showed up to the resort. Skinny, shy, out of place. I came over to talk with him.

“First time here, bro?”

“Yeah, not quite sure I belong.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. Throwing my arm behind my head. My musk caught his attention as his eyes began glazing over, “Why don’t I show you around?”

“Ye…yeah…yeah.”

“Don’t worry,” his face was soon resting in my pit, and I saw his muscles twitch with anticipation, “you’re gonna fit right in bro.”

[aboyscriminalrecord]

What would it be like if Y/N and Alastor went to a pride parade?

He’s chilling, but also confused 💀 he’s an old man he honestly doesn’t know what any of these flags mean

(bros standing there like 🏳️‍⚧️ yo what country is that)

(Idk if it was confirmed he was aroace or just ace so here’s both flags lol)