#bro ed is so much fun

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OMG YAY!!

Can I request romantic Edric Blight×Fem!Reader, with an opposites attract trope where, whilist Ed is hexside's trouble maker, the Reader is a goodie two shoes who tells on him.

I can totally see Edric being flirtatious towards the Reader and her reacting non-chalantly, however Ed can see straight through her and can tell that she actually has a crush on him.

Just- lots of mutual pinning involving Edric pretending to be overly confident in himself and the reader being so completely in love with who he actually is.

↠ "Em's gonna hate me" ↞

* pairing ↠ TOH - Edric Blight x fem!reader * word count ↠ 1167 * tags ↠ fluff, opposites attract, Ed is kinda an insecure fuck

* notes ↠ Words cannot describe how much I adore Ed <333, also I really hope I did him justice in this!

Again? This is the third time this week!

At least be more careful about being caught, Blight, it's like he wanted you to catch him!

"Heyyy princess, lets not tell Bumpikins about this, yeah?"

"Fat chance, why would I do that for you?"

"Because of my devilishly good looks?"

You could totally go on about how that was entirely not true

But you just stared at him before turning on your heels, moving swiftly to the principal's office

Edric followed you close behind, clamoring to keep up

"What's wrong, cat got your tongue~?" He teased

"Sure, whatever you say," you rolled your eyes

He was insufferable, really.

Sure his eyes were a pretty gold, and that one time you caught him without his concealment stone- he was cute, and you wondered why he'd try to hide his need of glasses, or his barely-there mustache

But that didn't change the fact that he was insufferable!

He'd play those juvenile pranks all the time

Illusions were the least destructive, at best they were just annoying

Not to mention the fact that they were almost always near you

In your way, going to class, lunch, hell even going home!

It's like he wanted to get in trouble, maybe he was testing his luck now that the detention pit was out of commission-

"C'mon, you know you don't really want to tell on me," he said as you neared Principal Bump's door.

"I do, you're always in my way."

"I could take you on a date, compensation for ruining such a precious princess's precious schedule," he gave a fake pout, giving way to his grin soon after

"As if I'd want to spend more time with you."

You did.

You actually really did.

You wanted to see the way his brain ticked, to see him when he wasn't putting on a show

And yeah maybe his teasing was fun, as frequent as it was-

But you weren't gonna let him know that!

He'd tease you to infinity, he'd never let it go-

"Aww, but princess-"

You opened the door to Bump's office, Ed scattering away

You rolled your eyes, moving in and telling Bump of the prank

It was a few days before you saw Ed again, and for once- it wasn't because of a prank

He was on a bench outside of the school, idly messing with the button on his caplet

You hesitated

Should you ask what's up?

No, it's good he was being quiet. He wasn't causing trouble-

But it was so unlike him-

You moved over.

"What are you planning, Blight?"

He startled and looked up at you, smile plastering on his face. "Hey princess! Just planning my next big prank, you know how it is,"

"Liar, tell me what's actually happening and maybe, just maybe, I'll let you off with a warning for the next one."

He let out a laugh. "You're cute when you worry,"

"You're not, now spill before I tell Bump you're cutting class."

"You are too-" he pointed out, giving a smirk as if he had bested you

"I'm allowed, it isn't skipping class if you're a hall monitor in your free period."

"Darn, well-" he sighed, stretching out in an exaggerated way.

You waited, staring at him

He gave a small snort. "It's nothing, Em just bailed on something. I wasn't even looking forward to it, sooo- how about a date tonight, princess? Since my plans cleared up."

You considered it, he could use a pick me up-

But also, do you really wanna know what constitutes as a date in his mind?

You shook your head. "Nah, I have homework."

"Boreee! Fine, I'll just follow you home-"

"Wh- Edric!"

He laughed. "If you have homework, I can help- you know I love excuses to be in a girl's room~"

"Titan, why do I even bother talking to you?"

"Becauseee you're secretly in love with me?" He offered

"Sure, as if-"

You ignored the way your cheeks heated up, and he just laughed at you.

He wasn't joking about following you home, apparently

"Sooo, where are your parents?"

"At work? I'll have you know they're very busy people."

"Oh so we've got the house to ourselves? And you invited me over? You really are in love with me!"

"You invited yourself over!"

"You say potato I say potato,"

You rolled your eyes, dragging him to your room. You didn't want him snooping through the rest of the house

"You're gonna tell me what's the deal with Emira while I do homework."

"There's no 'deal' with Em, princess-"

You could see the lie, he wasn't very good at hiding when his heart dropped

"There is, tell me or you're out of my house."

It was an empty threat, you wouldn't kick him out just for not talking

Well

Maybe you would

But not today, at least

"She just bailed on a prank, that's all,"

"Why?"

"She made plans with a friend, it's stupid, we've been planning this for days!"

"But you're still upset by it,"

"For stupid reasons."

"Like what?"

"You'll make fun of me more than I tease you, cutie,"

"Try me."

He paused, the two of you in silence for a few beats- nothing but the sound of you writing.

"Well, uh- Em's the only person I really get to hang out with, she knows me so well- sometimes I feel like she's drifting away from me and I'm just- stuck to her side like some sort of abomination glue!"

You nodded.

Ed hesitated. "Don't- tell her, she already thinks I'm too clingy."

"Oh you're definitely clingy, but that's not bad."

"Isn't it?"

"Nope, your pranks are worse."

He gave a laugh, charm falling from his wrist.

And in a poof, there was the true him that you'd only seen once before.

"Shit-"

"Don't worry, titan forbid a 16 year old have a mustache," you joked

"No I mean- I still look awesome, of course"

"But you wear the concealment stone whyy?"

"Because glasses aren't a good look on me, duh,"

"Mhm, that's the reason,"

"Oh shut up! I tease you with pranks and you tell on me, that's our thing-"

"Oh so we have a thing?"

"Er-"

"Have you been doing pranks right in my way on purpose?"

You really didn't know how it took you so long to realize that fact.

"Guilty as charged-"

His smile was so dorky.

That was your only thought, his smile was dorky and you could see his face go red

"Sorry, I'll- go,"

"Nope! You don't get to bother other people just because I made you be vulnerable,"

You wrapped a few vines around his ankles, sprouting them from the ground. "Stay, you said you could help with homework."

"I'm suddenly very scared," he joked

You smiled at him. "You should be! My homework is combative,"

His smile fell a bit as he looked down to his ankles.

You laughed at the antics, just sitting on your bed. "That's what I thought."

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IN FULL: George Russell Takes Ed Sheeran For A Miami Hot Lap! | F1 Pirelli Hot Laps

GEORGE: *calmly explaining speeds and braking distances with one hand on the wheel, while going 150 mph*

ED: *dying*

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collection of old unfinished link arts-except the tp link one, that’s new-THAT ARE SO FIRE TBH ‼️‼️🎉 how did I conjure this up last year what was I ON😕 yippe

I love how it’s a different facial structure every time. 😞

Tomatoes

LA la la La I’d like to draw Cyclonus next but also I Magnus cuz I missed his birthday ( secretly Magnus is my favorite transformers charcater )

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Thinking about River City Girls.

I think... I like the first game better.

I do like the second. Especially the aerial fighting moves, the ost, the character designs. But it's so like... long? And the writing isn't as good as 1.

So they have all these awesome character designs for bosses and side characters but I cant really remember them as well as the river city girls 1 cast.

I've 100%ed RCG1 twice and I'm trying to 100% 2... but the amount of side quests that are like "collect every hidden xyz thing from every part of town"... or even just the running around you have to do to get the boss fights done.

They had these in rcg 1 but the areas were smaller and the quests made enough sense. The side quests were fun and different too. "Kill zombies in a trash vault to get keys" "ask around to get answers about noize" (admittedly the gold cat quest was annoying but it was used to show how Kyoko and Misako met) a lot if the time the quests built up to the bosses and characterized them or Misako and Kyoko. So by the time I got there I'd be hyped.

In rcg2 they give you a quest every boss after the first and it's just like. Run to these 3 places and destroy these 3 things or any variation of run all around the map to do this thing. By the time I'd get to the boss room I'd be surprised there WAS a boss there.

Which reminds me. The boss fights.

RCG1... each boss had a different mechanic that made me remember their fights. RCG2 they feel... oddly samey. The only memorable boss fights I had were the tech girl (whose name I forgot OUGHHHH) Blaire, and Marian. Besides them it's just a lot of evading obstacles, like any other fight.

Compared to rcg1 where first boss you can use your surroundings to get an advantage. Second, you can still use your surroundings and have to stay on your toes bc yamada is sneaky and teleports behind you. Hibari's fight turns the game into a bullet hell where you have to use her own attack against her. Etc etc...

It's not the worst. I still like 2. But it makes me sad they added all these bosses and I don't remember them as clearly as the first game. I actually don't remember a lot of the game compared to the first.

The opening is good too, but... the first one is so much more catchier despite the animation upgrade in the second (<- imo)

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Hey, if you hadn't already done something like this, I was wondering if you'll write Eddie x Popular!Henderson!R, where they're sneaking around behind Dustin's back.... 1. Because Dustin looks up to him and they're friends and 2. She's not ready to let everyone know just yet (wanting to live in ignorant bliss just a little while longer before she falls under scrutiny for falling for "the freak").

And so, when one of her friends decides to hook her up on a date, she can't exactly refuse, so she goes along with it to shut her up, without letting Eddie know, of course. And during a game of dnd, Dustin let's it slip where you are for the night, unknowingly sending Eddie into a spiral, thinking she's cheating and that's why she wants to keep them a secret and after having an internal battle, he cuts the campaign short, surprising everyone, and he crashes her date, with hellfire in toe, demanding answers. And then everyone finds out and she explains blah blah and they live happily ever after. Sorry, this was long xx

This was so fun! I hope this is what you wanted and you enjoy it. Thank you for requesting 🫶🏻

Dustin's friend

When Dustin said he found a new friend, that was yet again years older than him, Y/N wasn't too pleased. First, it was Steve, and now a guy named Eddie. But when Y/N met Eddie for the first time, she couldn't care less about the age gap between him and her brother, all that mattered was that he was around her age and single.

Eddie still wasn't sure how he managed to get Dustin's hot popular sister to go out with him. Whatever he did, he thanked god for it because having Y/N on his lap with her tongue down his throat was his heaven.

"Missed you so much," Y/N whined, her hips moving against Eddie's as she yanked off his shirt.

"Fuck, I missed you too." Eddie moaned as Y/N sucked down his chest. She left her marks to travel south until she was just above his boxers.

"MOM WANTS YOU," Dustin screamed as he pounded on Y/N's locked door.

"Damn it," Eddie sighed and hung his head.

"BE RIGHT THERE," Y/N screamed back, she sighed and stood up. She handed Eddie his shirt with a sad smile. "Sorry, Eds."

"Fuckers are giving me blue balls. Are you sure we can't tell him? Maybe he'd stop interrupting as much." Eddie glared towards the door. He stood up and threw on his jeans.

"You know I'm not ready for all of that yet." Y/N sighed.

"Fine, I'll go home and finish the old-fashioned way." Eddie joked, smirking as he walked backward to her window, his eyes on her.

"Maybe I'll come over and join you, later." She winked. She kissed Eddie goodbye and waited for him to leave. Then she went to see what her mom wanted.

~~~

Y/N knew hiding her relationship with Eddie was hard and tiring. And she felt guilty every time she had to act like Eddie wasn't everything to her. But she was scared. She was scared to take away Dustin's friend, worried she overstepped. She was terrified it would ruin their friendship because of the bro code. And selfishly, she was scared of the damage it would do to her social life.

"I'm telling you, he has been begging me for a date with you. You are single and have no reason to say no." Chrissy whined.

"My reason to say no is that I don't want to," Y/N said, rolling her eyes as she slammed her locker shut.

She whined when Chrissy followed.

"Like you have anything going on tomorrow night, anyway?" Chrissy argued, her eyes taunting.

Y/N technically had nothing going on tomorrow, Dustin and Eddie had hellfire so both boys were busy.

"Stop thinking of an excuse and just go. Then if you hate it, I will never set you up again." Chrissy promised.

"Deal," Now Y/N could get Chrissy off her back.

~~~

"We are kicking ass today! I wish Y/N were here to see it." Dustin cheered. Y/N had spent more time watching Hellfire since she had to pick Dustin up anyway.

"Why isn't she?" Eddie asked, he prayed it sounded casual. He read ahead on his notes to look like he didn't care too much.

"On a date." Dustin shrugged, playing his next move. No one had the table had any idea that sentence sent Eddie into a panic. Sweat on his forehead as his leg shook beneath the table.

His girlfriend was on a date, with another guy.

It all made sense, she wanted him to be a secret because she was seeing someone. Dustin knew about the guy, and he couldn't know about Eddie. Because then her secret would be exposed. Like it just was.

"Where?" Eddie snapped, his angry tone had the table looking at him in seconds.

"Enzo's," Dustin said confused.

"Get in the van," Eddie snapped as he grabbed his keys.

~

The rest of hellfire sat confused as Eddie raced to the restaurant. He was silent but gripped the wheel until his knuckles were white. The boys followed as Eddie stormed out of the van and into the restaurant.

Eddie felt a wave of heartache flood in his chest when he saw her with him with his own eyes. She looked beautiful as she talked about something he couldn't hear.

"Why are we here? Why do you care about my sister?" Dustin asked, but Eddie already was moving.

His heavy boots hit the floor hard, and his hand slammed on the table. The couple jumped and fear showed in Y/N's eyes when Eddie leaned down to her level.

Face to face, Eddie's hard breathing smacked Y/N's face. She twiddled her thumbs nervously as she saw hellfire behind him. Her brother watching with confusion.

"Eddie, what are you doing?" She said through clenched teeth, trying to keep the conversation between them.

"Demanding why the fuck my girlfriend is on a date with another guy." Eddie snapped, his eyes dark as he glared at her. She knew he had every right to be mad, but she didn't want a scene.

She stood up, and Eddie straightened up. His eyes haven't left her, not even glancing at the stranger across from her.

"Can I please explain later? In private." She whispered, her eyes looking over Eddie's shoulder as the boys watched.

"No, I'm tired of this private shit. Explain right here, right now. Or we are done." Eddie threatened. He didn't want to break up, he wished on every star above him there was a way to make this relationship work.

"Eddie please." She whispered, her watery eyes pleading for him to back off until they could talk. "Not right now in front of everyone." Eddie tried to ignore her tears, not letting himself get sucked into her guilt trap.

"Fine, forget it. I'll see you around, Henderson." Eddie said coldly as he nodded and backed off. Y/N felt frozen in her spot as Eddie went out the door.

"Y/N?" Dustin spoke up, his hand reaching towards her.

In seconds she was running out the door.

"What is going on?" the random date asked.

"Shh man," Mike said, sliding into the booth next to him. He pointed out the window, a clear view of the couple. The boys followed, all sitting in the big booth as they stared out the window.

~

"I'm sorry! I got scared but please." Y/N cried as she tugged on Eddie's arm.

"Scared because you got caught. I can't believe you could do this to me. What about all that love bullshit? This is what you do when you love someone?" Eddie argued, hot tears in his eyes.

"I do love you! Nothing between us is bullshit. Chrissy was on my back for weeks about going on a date with this guy! I never agreed until she said If I went on it, she'd never do it again! I promise you I was just trying to get her off my back. I was going to tell her I hated it and finally have peace of just being with you."

"You know what else brings peace? Finally admitting to other people that you are in love with me," Eddie said sadly, "I'm tired of being your secret. I can't keep doing it."

Y/N sobbed as she reached forward and held his face in her hands.

"I'm so sorry. I love you so much. I'll tell Dustin and everyone. Please just give me a chance to make this up to you." Y/N begged, Eddie sniffled as he looked into her eyes.

"I love you too," he smiled, and Y/N felt relief in her bones. "You took a chance on me, so I'll take the chance on you."

Y/N smiled and leaned forward, Eddie met her halfway and smashed his lips on hers. His hands wrapped around her waist and pulled her closer.

~

"Oh my god!" The boys all said at once, the random date was long gone.

"Eddie and my sister?"

"Dude! Eddie is banging your sister!" Mike teased

"Is he touching her ass?" Lucas gasped as he moved closer to the window

"Oh, that is so much tongue." Gareth chuckled.

"Our boy is making out with a popular girl!" Jeff cheered, high fives all around the table, except for Dustin who sat in a state of shock.

~

"YOU ARE SCREWING MY SISTER?"

Eddie and Y/N jumped as Dustin screamed.

"DUSTIN!" Y/N screamed as Dustin ran straight into Eddie and took him to the ground.

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╰┈➤ Big Bro!Yuji Itadori x lil sis!reader

╰┈➤ Request: “pretty please with cherry on top write smth with big brother yuji x hardcore rape or smth,”

╰┈➤ Tags: college/no curses, no edit, short-form, drabble, NSFW, dark, incest, drinking, noncon, good guy Yuji

Yuji is the sweetest big brother.

He dotes on you at every turn, especially since you picked the same university as your big brother. Yuji was so proud when you told him. Your brother walks you to your morning classes and back to your dorm every day. Yuji insists on carrying your backpack and any stray books you need to lug around. Being a freshman is hard, every gen-ed has a textbook that could double as a brick, and Yuji doesn’t want his perfect little sister to lift a finger when he deems it unnecessary.

Your brother also makes sure you have plenty of fun, that’s what these years are for right? He brings you to all of the upperclassman parties and drives you and your girlfriends home safe. Yuji doesn’t care much for drinking anyway, it’s more fun watching you in this brand new- and kinda scary- environment. Plus, if some guy thinks it wise to come up to you while you and your friends are having fun, Yuji needs to be sharp so he can punch him through a wall.

You’ll never forget the first party your brother ever brought you to, a waisted frat boy spilled his drink down the front of your dress. “Oops,” was his apology, “guess you’ll have to take it off.” Yuji reacted so fast, the last of the drunken strangers words got clipped by the sound of his teeth chipping.

Your heart races at just the memory, the flash of unmistakable rage melting from your brother’s face almost immediately when his attention turned back to you. Shushing you, brushing hair from your face and doing a once over to ensure you hadn’t caught stray droplets of that poor fuckers blood.

It’s not that Yuji’s clueless, he knows that bringing a cute little freshman to the big-kid parties will garner some unfavorable attention. It all evens out, though, when he gets to watch the liquor as it flushes your face and pulls at the hem of your already-too-short dress.

You get so needy after just a few drinks- needy for attention, needy for a dancing partner, needy for another red cup of fruity liquor. And your brother is always there to help.

That’s what he’s made for, Yuji thinks, to be all the things you need. So when the parties start getting slow and you’ve about reached you limit of alcohol before things start getting fuzzy, Yuji’s right there to offer you a steady arm and one last drink.

“I think,” you hiccup, “I think I’m drunk. Like- really drunk.” You extend your vowels in a way that definitely proves you point as Yuji sits you in the passenger seat of his car. You don’t have to tell him, he knows. He’s the one that refills your cup as soon as it’s empty.

You don’t notice where Yuji’s sitting you down until you’re falling back into the mattress. You fist the comforter at your sides, you’re not in your dorm room, you’re in your brother’s apartment.

“Did you have fun tonight?” Your vision is bleary and unable to focus, but you can see the outline of your brother above you. Yuji busies himself with the straps of your heels, but isn’t holding his breath for you to respond.

His hands feel detached as they settle behind your knees, like the skin he’s touching isn’t your own. Your limbs are deadweight, but Yuji is inexplicably strong and pushes your legs up to your chest. The tight dress you wore tonight falls at the front and your tits spill into view.

Yuji takes a moment to enjoy the sight of you in his bed, dress scrunched around your waist and panties long gone. Wait- where did your panties go? You don’t remember taking them off.

“W-wait Yuji, what’s- what’s going on?” The liquor sloshes in your head when your cheek falls to one side, it’s taking too much energy to keep up.

“Don’t worry, baby, I’m going to make you feel good. You trust your big brother right?” And you nod, because of course you do. In times where you can’t think straight, Yuji can do it for you.

A mess of pink hair tickles the inside of your thighs, and a wet-hot tongue is licking long stripes into your pussy. You squeal on contact, and a low groan rips from your brother’s throat.

“Such a sweet little girl.” He whispers into your lips, punctuating with an open-mouth kiss to you clit. He could lick at you like this forever, leave the strain in his jeans to drain all the blood in his head just so he doesn’t have to stop fucking his tongue into you.

“Want you, want you Yuji..” you’re words paw at him, pulling him up to meet your face. He’s got his weeping cock in his fist before you can say another word.

He’ll fuck you into his mattress all night, pump you full of cum, throw you through drunken, dizzy orgasms until your little body goes into tremors.

Because you get whatever you want when it comes to Yuji, because that’s what big brothers are for.

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Why is Haarlep so different from Raphael - a theory

Hello! Welcome to another theory of mine.

"I am Haarlep. Raphael's personal incubus. Glamoured and transfigured to look like him. I'm a perfect copy(...)"

Hold your horses, sir Wait, they are nonbinary: Hold your horses, noble.

Haarlep states that they are a perfect copy, however there are some major differences in their appearance that could not be caused simply by the visual age difference.*

Haarlep's face has a few major differences:

Lack of darkened skin around the facial hair area (they appear a lot smoother).

The nose is straight and while the tip is shaped similarly, there is no bump across the bridge. They don't even have the cute-angry wrinkles in between the eyes! (Female form has them wrinkles, but the bump is softer)

Maybe it's just me but I was thinking that the upper lip appears to be a bit plumpier.

The face is shorter and because of that, the cheekbones are a lot sharper, Haarlep looks like they had some botox done 💀

The ears appear to be less sharp and shorter (aging hits ears quite hard, but they usually sag and the difference here is with the tip.

Archduchess form does have the roman nose, however the lips are plumpier.

See for yourself below:

And in comparison to Raphael (even to his EA model that has the famous bald spot):

But where is this leading, you may ask?

Well, I am proposing two different perspectives on that:

Haarlep's 'tweaks' point to Raphael's insecurities (a version of theory that my friend @shutexco proposed)

Raphael's devil form resembles MEPHISTOPHELES and he can't stand looking at the actual accurate depiction of his cambion form. Also, if that's the case, take a moment to consider how F-ed up it really is to have Haarlep gifted to him if his father was completely aware of the resemblence. But it would make sense, wouldn't it? Raphael left Cania at some point, but his father made sure he will haunt him all the time.

Have you noticed how Raphael has two portraits of himself that also don't look like him at all?

The second portrait has two horns, so it could be made during the EA, but there is no other similarity.

The first portrait looks like it's wearing some kind of variation of the Helldusk Armor, you can spot the 'Teeth' across the chest, but apart from that and 4 horns, it doesn't look like Raphael at all.

To sum up: the portraits are some kind of a 'vision' of Raphael. For a narcissist he really seems to be avoiding an actual perfect (as in 1to1 accurate) copy of himself.

Also, a few fun facts/smaller theories I'd like to include!

I think he made his own portraits. There are two easels in House of Hope. One behind the Archive (with brushes and cup at the ready and some paint stain spilled below them) and second is on the right hand side of the bed in the boudoir.

Now, the paintings on both easels can be found across Faerun, but the devil portraits are exclusive to HoH and I believe (please fact-check me if you know) that the painting inside Raphael's safe, right above the hoarded treasure, is also exclusive. Raphael is very talented. His diaries are like poetry, full of symbolism, bro is literally a composer, so why not an artist as well? I wouldn't put it past him. And because HoH was made by the head of Mason's Guild, then I guess he had the major influence on the design and I've heard someone say that it's Italian baroque and it's just beautiful.

Here's the Magic the Gathering card of Raphael (I think it was issued in 2022??). It looks more similar to the Statues at House of Hope than the portraits or Haarlep. Oh, btw, I've seen many people saying (mainly on YT and tiktok) that House of Hope is full of Raphael's statues. Not true, those are just cambions

Statues are present not just in HoH but inside Devil's Fee (yes, with both the belt and kneepads)

That's it! Thank you for reading all the way over here, appreciate it so much <3 <3

*Some aging research, specifically for bone structure changes: "As we age we all lose some bone which means that our cheeks flatten, our jaw bone shrinks and our eye sockets get larger. The structure of the face changes so the tissues above the bones will sit differently and so look different." Source "Facial bone loss can lead to retraction of the jawline, which emphasizes jowls and an unstructured neck. Widening eye sockets give your eyes a more sunken appearance and make you look tired. The angle of the bones beneath the eyebrows decreases, which contributes to frown lines on the forehead, droopy eyelids and crow’s feet at the corner of the eyes." Source

So as we can see, Raphael doesn't really suffer from any of those, besides the crow's feet that are imo so gorgeous that I lose my shit, AHFAIHFAJDSKSHA

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In honour of Technoblade

My favourite things/moments

His "bruhhhh"

"Startinggg the streamm"

When he rings the bell !!!

His effortless pvp moments

When chat bullies him

And he bullies chat :))

His raps in that jackbox rap game

His jokes about his elbows

When he saw zombies destroy the turtle eggs AHHAAH

When he goes "HeH??"

His lil cabin on the dsmp :))

Carl, steve and the dog army

The skyblock video

When he afk-ed on squidkid's farm HAHA

The potato war trilogy as a whole

Whenever he played jackbox bro HAHAH

That stream he did with quackity playing roblox

His youtube banner is hilarious

That prank stream he did with sbi and their laughs at the end :))

The dave thing. ITS THE BEST BRO

How he made merch about his ascending, so on brand of him

His positive attitude towards what he went through sticks with me

When he broke the 4th wall during dsmp lore streams LMAO

^^ when his damn keyboard was loud as balls

His hypixel streams :))

Antarctic Empire <3

The minecraft mondays streams are always so entertaining

Along with the mcc ones

When he found out about ranboo's silktouch ability on the dsmp :D

Him bullying Tommy HAHA

The pigstep "Ba bA bA Ba"

How just generous he is

The way he's funny as hell

His pig rank on hypixel

How he influenced MANY creators nowadays

His scuffed as hell crown, my man TT

The way he cared so much for his fans

His knowledge of greek mythology

^^and how he incoparated them into the dsmp lore

His laugh in like. Yknow his laughs

When he makes fun of the sbi fans for wanting 4/4

The bedwars 1000 winstreak video is so fun to watch

When he makes voices for people like reading something or imitaing what he thinks theyre gonna say

When he quotes suntzu art of war

Him bullying people who suck at the game

Bunnyblade on the origins smp

When he used his self-depricating humour

"PHILLLLLL WATCH OUTTT"

The youtube thumbnails

His c! character is forever one of my top faves

Theres honestly so much more i could put, but i'll leave it at this, i got distracted halfway theough rewatching videos :)))))

[waitmyturtles]

I was originally hesitant on Knock Knock Boys, but this last episode was SO MUCH FUN, including the BLEEEEEP humor (no spoilers) — I like that this show has very obvious comedic highs and lows, it’s playing with those highs and lows, and it’s setting not just queer experiences, but everyday college experiences, within the hilarity of an everyday life with one’s homies. It’s kind of insane, but a comfortable and worn-in insane, if that makes sense — these kinds of hijinks only happen when you live with your bros, and for those of us raised on reality television of the very early days (think The Real World), this show offers almost a tad of nostalgia for that within the cute romances that are blossoming.

Also, Latte as a character is just chef’s kiss. Frame and Pat are the OG BL pan dudes, of course, but Latte coming THRU to explain his sexuality in a sex ed CLUB among his peers?!?! BOSS. He clearly values his participation in that space. And the closet metaphors, with Peak pouring out of it in the morning, to face his heterosexual past. LOVE IT.

I love this show! It’s different, it’s fresh, it’s unapologetically comedic, it’s taking sex by the horns and doing things with it. Between this and Wandee, (despite what else is airing with branded pairs) we are in a nice little direct-with-sexuality bubble of a moment with these two shows.

[bequiteanddriveeee]

Longgg rant before I get into the shower

More men have €Ds than you think

I think a lot of us can say that we do this-in part- to be beautiful, but the male beauty standard is not to be hyper thin. I’ve been around gym bros, where some even admit to “giving themselves 4n4” for a few months during cutting season. Then in ‘bulking’ binging,and working it all off. Have you seen those cringy TikToks where guys rant ab if they had a better body she wouldn’t have hurt him and he’ll turn his pain into muscle, that sounds the way it feels to me to starve

Just like an a-typical 4n4 it’s not seen as a disorder because it dosent fit the body type of 4n4

I am a boy 4n4, and would be a gym rat would it not be for my physical disability. I have moderate to severe erhlos danlos syndrome which I was diagnosed with at 5. I end up in the hospital every year with a threatening injury/am in and out of PT like every couple months. Part of EDS is muscular atrophy, I can’t build muscle. I was a really really active little boy (soccer, basketball, street hockey, fencing, skateboarding, fucking around in the woods with my friends) because I had no muscle to build or burn, I was skin and bones. I didn’t break 90lbs until 8th grade, but because I was active I was pretty healthy. 8th grade I started a medication that made me gain weight, I’d never had fat on my body before and it disgusted me, I felt out of control I wanted my body back, I remember thinking “if I get to 120 I’m ⭐️ving myself”

And I never looked back.

To prove my point, when I’m told I’m “very skinny” or “easy to throw around” or weak, it’s not a positive, they’re making fun of me. Because I am a little boy, skinny men are not looked at like we are attractive, men can be slim fit.

Being queer I think dose give me some room, as I fit into a ‘twink’ stereotype (I think it’s gross that body’s are only seen as a mode to have sex but maybe that’s my trans nudist gf brainwashing me w her agenda lol)

Even being a male with textbook looking 4n4, I still get away with dodging doctors. So when people will come on here and be like “oh it’s so easy 2 recover here have this hotline” it ignores so much nuance. I’ve been in €D res. I was the only male. Ive failed weigh ins, had a history of €D, had blood tests everything all of which I’m allowed to avoid treatment on “I didn’t mean to lose”

If I was a girl I would have been in a hospital a long time ago.

[gettingfrilly]

I need to just gush about Ed and Eddy and how emotional they make me for a second. I've talked before about how Eddy is the golden child in his family while his bro is the scapegoat, given the "#1 son" mug and his parents disapproval with him having anything to do with his brother. Well Ed's family has the same situation going on, with the youngest, Sarah, being the golden child, and Ed, the eldest, being the scapegoat. So you've got two best friends who have known each other since they were toddlers, one who was abused by his scapegoat big brother, and another who's currently being tormented by his golden child baby sister.

And that's not where the similarities end! Eddy and Sarah, other than being the youngest and the golden children, have a lot of other things in common, too. Their short tempers, violent outburts, permanent loud volume, and penchant for using Ed for their own gains make them shockingly similar characters. It's also pretty heavily implied throughout the series that Eddy is a mama's boy, and we have a pretty good idea of what Sarah and her mother's relationship is like ("I'm telling mom!")

So if they're that similar, why would Ed want to be around Eddy? The answer is the key difference between Sarah and Eddy; Eddy likes Ed, and Sarah does not (not on the surface, anyway.) Eddy will yell at Ed, hit Ed, use Ed, and be an all around asshole to the guy, but at the end of the day, he still wants to be around Ed. He wants to watch his scary sci-fi movies with him, pull pranks on the other kids with him, have sleepovers and camp out and encourage his overactive imagination. And Ed responds so well to this because Ed loves Sarah. And here's Eddy, so similar to her, and yet so different. Of course compared to how Sarah treats him Ed would see Eddy as soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes.

Then you have Ed, the scapegoat elder brother, twice Eddy's size and impossibly strong. If he wanted to, there would be nothing stopping Ed from ruling the cul-de-sac the way Eddy's brother supposedly did. We see in Little Ed Blue that even Sarah is scared of Ed when he's seriously angry, and he's easily the strongest kid in the neighborhood. It's Ed's own gentleness and loving nature that leaves him docile and so affectionate. I think that normally, Eddy would be scared of someone so much bigger and stronger than him, and that Ed probably does remind him of his brother in some ways. You'd also think Eddy would want nothing to do with someone as touchy feely as Ed is. And yet Eddy always seems to be having the most fun when he's joking around with Ed, even gets extremely touchy feely himself when the two of them are having a laugh together.

(btw the little giggle Eddy lets out before muffling his laughter by hiding his face in Ed's chest is the top cutest Eddy moment in the entire series.)

ANYWAY the point of me rambling about all of this is that I think Eddy and Ed see in each other the sibling relationship they wished they had, and through years of building their friendship, have created such a relationship. Eddy and Ed are brothers through and through, and it's why they remain so close despite the multitude of reasons they have for not liking each other.

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

Inspired by Ben 10 alienfucking anon, but I gotta agree with the basic idea of looking back on childhood favorites and just saying

"...Ooooohhhh...Cool."

I have a lot of similar personal cases.

Some standard ones like Frankie Foster making a generation super horny for tight black dresses and chokers, or Saria giving Zelda fans some hesvy love for the childhood friend thing. The one that sticks out in my head from the same game really hard though...

Zora Princess Ruto

She did some shit to my dumb baby brain that maybe wouldn't be seen on that scale again until Undyne came along and awakened some fish dicks.

I was either 8, 9, or 10 when I played Ocarina of Time. I got on the N64 hypetrain late since I got the SNES console gaming introduction after the later rounder redesign model was out.

Had some fun starts from some classics. Donkey Kong Country 2, Kirby Super Star, Super Mario World/Kart, the usual cool shit.

But later on, when my mom's boyfriend at the time was cool about showing me some SNES and N64 gaming (He ended up being a cheating alcoholic asshole, but I didn't know that yet, so I just took him at face value here)

He'd entertain my silly gawking and plot questions while he played and ended up lending some cool ones he never came back for (which I can't help but spitefully laugh at now) and they were all pretty fun, but obvious hood classic "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past" was particularly great and led to some Discoveries(tm) later with Ocarina of Time.

I was super hyped about getting an N64 even if a year or two late to the party. Got some staples of the time that came with it of course. The obligatory classic games, Super Mario 64, Smash Bros., and obviously OoT, some bulky unwieldy third party controllers, some slightly better than the official monstrosity, some worse, and somehow most importantly here, Nintendo Power or Game Informer or whatever paper stuff that had strategy guides with cool pictures and stuff.

Prefacing a bit here: I was a single mom's baby, my dad walked out when my sister was 3 and I was like 0.4, so our house didn't have the dad porn stash to find. There was other stuff, some Victoria's Secret ads, my kinda hot single fifth grade teacher who seemed so weirdly fixated on gushing about how cute I was that it brings up some uncomfortable implications I can't confirm now, but also basic shit like strategy guides, gaming mags, and manuals with neat illustrations.

And somehow with all that, the last option just struck first with sifting through to find tits out post-timeskip fishwife Ruto, and at that point I really couldn't not fuck around and/or find out.

So I felt some things, started the playthrough and got up to Jabu-Jabu's Belly. And hoo boy, I was sexually curious already, but her actual in-game personality just DID things to me.

The tsundere shtick got a little worn out later, but the bitchy spiteful attitude to marriage promise 180 pipeline, the love for blue colored characters that could fill a Bible thick DSM, and her overall character arc just ruined me as a person in a way I find really hot.

Yes, I was into the kid version at the time too, but I was basically the same age as her in-game, don't overthink it.

So if the childhood marriage promise thing hadn't hit hard enough, the Water Temple hit so much harder by the end.

Adult Ruto tits out fish lady fucking hotwired my dormant libido and drove that shit 0 to 150 mph into the sunset. After the infamously confusing dungeon crawl and the disappointingly easy Morpha fight, that sealed it in the Sacred Realm jail hard for me, and unlike Ganon breaking out easy peasy like a Batman villain, I was not going anywhere.

Soon as I figured some stuff out playing in the shower and making up for spacing out in early proto-sex ed talks, it was just gonna happen.

I grabbed the nearest Nintendo Power or manual etc in one hand, my dick in the other and went to town, left for Zora's Domain, and never really left from there, cause I just started jackhammering my dick til it got sore and came whatever buckets I had at the time staring at Big Blue Titty Fish.

Everyone who played it knew the drill and had their personal favorites in the Link brothel. Zelda, Shiek, Saria, Malon (more potent after the older Majora's Mask counterpart), the Cucco lady (same deal with Anju), Darunia for the gay bar crowd probably, Impa, Nabooru, and my obvs by now favorite:

Ruto.

And for a lot of shortcomings and gripes I had with Majora's Mask, I didn't actually mind her getting clothed. I missed the titty out look for a little, but the dress was cute, the Zora band gang was particularly cool and interesting to me, and even though the Great Bay Temple doubled down on the Water Temple's problems, I still enjoyed the third Mask hunt pretty well and thought the band idea was really awesome and probably low-key inspired some of my interests in making music later.

And dressed or not, the fish wife love held really strong.

Saria gave people some weird feelings about The Friend Zone, Cremia gave people some extra love for titty hug motorboats, and Ruto cemented my love of blue girls and fish girls of any cup size, and she all-around gave me some lasting complexes for years to come.

Not for everyone, but my older sister used to watch me play Majora's Mask and comment on how horny she got about Zora mask Link, so it might just be for more people than I thought.

Undyne has some strong dom lesbian appeal that fed some stuff I already had brewing about strong ladies by the time Undertale hit, but for me, the bitchy to lovingly clingy fish wife will hold a special place as my first true furry/scaly/monsterfucking-adjacent experience.

Undyne could suplex me into dust and I'd still be really into that, but Ruto was THE og Blue-coded fictional crush that defined a lot of weird boners for me that can still be felt over half-mast today. (Don't ever ask me about my thoughts on Ranni the Witch, that question is turning the safety off a loaded gun and deepthroating it) (I love her and it's positive, I'm just exaggerating to say how annoying I will inevitably get about it)

Anyway, point is I fucking love clingy fish tsundere and if there was a canon choice for everyone's dumb elf-eared heart, for my heart's canon, that was her.

That was Ruto <3

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[blakenation1]

Intro? Since I'm on here everyday?

Howdy! I've seen a lot of active tumblr folks make these things so I AM TOO! Keep reading under the cut 😋

Name: Blake

Gender: male 🏳️‍⚧️(ftm)

I don’t label my sexuality? Sexuality labels are not for me 👍🏻

he/him pronouns!!! please!!!

INFJ

Sagittarius

Current fixation: Dead Poets Society

random fandom thoughts (that rhymed haha)

reblogging

me yapping about whatever my current fixation is

I do not shut up about what my current fixation is...

and uhhhh just me hanging out and talking with people who are also obsessed with the things I'm obsessed with?

maybe some poetry and other creations?

mainly fandom thoughts. random fandom thought. say that three times fast.

Fandoms: Dead Poets Society (obvi), Good Omens, Stranger Things, Percy Jackson, Adventure Time, Welcome Home (by partycoffin), Umbrella Academy (or anything Robert Sheehan), Misfits, anything Super Mario Bros, Studio Ghibli, Over the Garden Wall, Haikyuu, FNAF, Heartstopper, and a lot more I can't think of right now!

Music I like!: too much. literally can get behind almost anything. ALMOST anything. not everything. I love jazz, classical, indie, folk, rock. I love Papooz, Berlioz, Beyoncé, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, Henry Mancini, Piero Piccioni, Jamiroquai, Alex G (🏳️‍⚧️), TV Girl, and SO much more. pls talk to me about my fav music and fandoms i will talk nonstop.

My fav animals are sharks, I will also talk about them nonstop. 🦈

I love music, and am actually going to school for music ed! (TUBA BAYBEE 💪🏻)

reading and writing are also hobbies

pls send me scenarios to write or something I think they're so fun 🙏🏻

I sew a lot, I like turning my clothes into random stuff or something new

or making clothes

I love art, literally any kind of art.

Oh! and I'm pagan, I currently worship Apollo, Aphrodite, Artemis, and Athena. I also practice witchcraft so that's a lot of fun.

If you wanna follow me on other stuff (insta, tiktok, letterboxd, Twitter, WHATEVER!) My user is also blakenation1 on most things :)

DONT BE SHY TO TALK TO ME IF WE HAVE STUFF IN COMMON!!! I’m so nice and friendly and awkward and cool.

ok bye

[george-harrisons-last-biscuit]

Rewatching Help instead of sleeping Part 1

Why do we start this movie with human sacrifice and then immediately go into a music video for help?

Also I was just at an Aztec temple for the Sun God and they also did human sacrifices. I was told by the guide that a most of their sacrifices would volunteer.

Where did they get the screen playing the Beatles that they’re throwing darts at? Also I realize I should give visuals so here’s. A shitty photo taken of my laptop and a photo of the temple:

I’m so confused what religion/culture are they trying to imitate here with the human sacrifice ring people.

I love their house and this scene so much. I need an entire movie that’s just the Beatles living in this house. Is this what the show big brother is like? Just 4 houses without walls in between them.

I love how there’s just a random guy in George’s room who cuts his lawn with mechanical teeth and John pulls out his own book to read

How did that woman get into their house and have no one call the cops. Wait is it ever explained how ringo got the ring? Im only 8 minutes in I need to slow my roll.

This is so unapologetically racist beginning to end.

I can really tell they were high out of their fucking mind for the filming of this movie. Also the “Everyone laughs at Ringo’s Sudden Apprehension” reminds me of this scene in Velocipastor:

I remember the first time I watched this movie I had to look up the plot to it because I was so wildly confused.

There at some sort of restaurant with belly dancers and all the chef are being killed. Listen man you can try to kill Ringo without harming the employees.

Oh some fan gave him the ring that’s why.

Why are there so many words appearing in scream explaining what’s happening? I think I could’ve guessed they were going to a ring specialist

There’s so many batshit lines in this. Was this version of Ringo dropped on his head as a child why is he saying he likes to have his head stuck in between railing?

You know the writers were like “the fan girls are gonna love this” when ringo’s pants fell off. 

I love her outfits in this movie but this has to be my favorite so far. I regret being completely sober for this re-watch.

I’m gonna stop commenting on the racism now but holy fuck did this not age well.

Also Paul being tiny and naked on the floor is also a fantastic moment of fan-service that Beatles fans definitely fell for.

I think these scientist are definitely a gay couple. They have a real sort of Dr Honeydew and Beaker vibe to them.

It’s ice time now.

Hearing George call the bomb a “fiendish thingy” is so much more fun knowing that I know about the vomit pet.

Bro almost got Saint Sebastian-ed. Also I feel like arrows through a window is a pretty ineffective way to kill someone like it’s too unpredictable.

Part 2

[eulasaurus]

My Astrology Observation ⁵

If you wan re-post, gimme the credits.

Asteroid Nessus(7066) conj. Ascendent are pure chaos.

Especially in their early years, they might have been very violent physically or mentally. Even Sexually in some cases . Many of those who have Nessus conjucts have been abusers,killers, etc.

But in come cases it is also seen as someone being sexually abused or abused in some manner or allowed themselves to be abused, this possibility exists more in the cases of women.

These women most likely had their self-esteem ruptured and programmed their brains to hate themselves.

Just so you know. Violent behaviours in kids are a result of the pain inflicted on them by adults or trauma caused by their growing environment.

Scorpio Mars and Capricorn Mars are good at business or are very business minded people.

Water moons just want to feel appreciated y'all, they do so much for their loved ones and if they can't do anything about it, they'll try to atleast make you feel better about the situation or they'll overthink about the feelings you must have. But if you constantly depreciate them , they'll cut you off or shut you out, they won't give a single crap whether you live or die. Also they hype you up out of no where like🤷🏻.

Venusian Suns are soo attractive dude. No i am Not joking. Taurus Suns have really hot bodies and Libra Suns might've really pretty faces. Most females have an hourglass shape and guys have good muscles and V shaped body. But you're rising plays a part too so be mindful of this one.

Virgo in the big three are either very short or very tall. Both genders.

Aries Suns are soooo Confident y'all but please guys keep your ego and arrogance in check. And don't go bullying others just cause it's fun. It is not. But otherwise y'all are pretty confident and intimidating people.

Moon-Mercury hard aspects, y'all are those emotions Vs. Logic people. Might be confused while choosing between brain and heart when Making a decision.

Virgo & Scorpio energy in anyone's chart🥲 nah I ain't messing with y'all. So analytical and obsessive. They be taking vengeance on someone who hurt them for years.

My brother has Scorpio Sun & Virgo moon and let.me.tell.you he made his first girlfriend want him back but he just never got back and he has this kill 'em with success kinda vibe. And bro do he has dirt on every person he meets.🤦🏽‍♀️

(16+)Also, my friend has Scorpio & Virgo stellium in his chart and he had a crush on my bestfriend for a long time but she didn't want to ruin their friendship even tho she had feelings for him, so she dated a bunch of annoying pricks and after her last break up they became FWB and even ended up having s** but they still ain't gon date. Mutual decision, and f***ed up.

Pluto/Scorpio in the 4th have bad family environment. It's just sad, one of their parents might be very insecure, parents might be divorced or their parents or family might've abandoned them somehow. Hug them y'all.

Venus in Pisces in 7th house don't rush into relationships.

Many guys or gals love you and want you but that doesn't mean you have to be in a relationship with them. If you really love them romantically then you would feel it's better to keep it in and not ruin the existing friendship until it's too late.

If you're in relationship with someone you met a month ago, you just like them platonically and think yourself into loving a version of them you made up in your mind.

These people lowkey have a hypnotising effect on people. People just get mesmerized by them. Opposite sex might love them while the same sex might hate y'all for hoarding all the attention.

Look at your dominant element. If you're water dominant, you'd be better of with Earth dominants and vice versa. If you're Fire Dominant you're better off with Air dominants. People usually only look at their Sun sign's Element and say astrology is fake if they don't jam with the elements compatible to their Sun sign's. Sweetheart, that's not how it works. Just look at your whole chart element.

Moon in harsh aspects with Uranus/Saturn/Mercury or Moon/Saturn/Pluto/Mars in 6th house can make someone very prone to anxiety & stress. (Personal experience talking here.)