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teyums · 1 year

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Bf! Lo’ak x Human!reader Headcanons

a/n: based on this request! gender isn’t specified <3

He totally compares your hand sizes. Let’s be real, he’s always getting one upped by someone in some way so the fact that his hand completely dwarfs yours is room for celebration in his eyes.

“I think we’ve long established that my hands are not going to get any bigger, Lo.” You roll your eyes.

“I know, I know. But just look at how tiny they are, they’re so cute!” He fakes a pout, his canines peeking through his grin when you try and pull your hand away. “Oh stop it, you know I love them.” He flips his hold on your hand and lifts the back to his lips, and his eyes don’t leave yours as he presses a gentle kiss to the skin there.

He loves how small you are and finds your size adorable. Sometimes he’ll hold things above his head and tell you to jump for them, nearly doubling over with laughter at the expression on your face because you both know it’s still impossible for you to reach.

“Come on little love, you can do it.” His smile is smug as he stands with one hand on his hip, the other holding the book you were so immersed in, over his head and out of your reach.

“Lo’ak, give it! There’s no way I can reach that.” You huff, pushing against his chest and frowning when it doesn’t even make him budge.

“What’s the magic word?” He sings, peering down at you with amusement flickering in his eyes.

“No kisses for a week if you don’t give me my stuff back.” You challenge with a raised brow, smiling when he instantly drops his arm and nearly shoves the book back into your hold.

His teasing is never done out of malice though, only playful. Like when the two of you are venturing through the forest together, he’ll make sure he slows his strides down so you won’t fall far behind him, constantly looking back to check if you’re okay. And sometimes, he’ll even carry you on his shoulders so you can get a feel of what the forest looks like from his eyes.

You’re perched on his shoulders, your thighs sitting atop each one of them as he leisurely walks the two of you through forest. You keep a gentle hand on his head for balance and admire the fauna around you with small inhales of amazement.

“Doin’ alright up there?” He asks after a few beats of silence from you, only to peer up and see you with your arms outstretched, a wide smile stretching your lips while you let your fingertips linger along the vast leaves you’ve never been able to reach before. His strides slow to a stop, making sure to let you enjoy yourself.

You’re completely enamored and unintentionally tune out his question as you quickly reach to pick a fruit from above, squealing excitedly and holding it in front of his face to share your accomplishment with him. He shakes his head and smiles to himself, using the hold his large hands have on your plush thighs to give one of them a gentle squeeze, and a quick kiss.

“Good job, baby.”

He tried to fit into one of your crop tops because he thought it was funny how tiny it was. He ended up getting stuck in it and you had to cut it off his body with scissors while he sat there, sulking like a stubborn child who was already told multiple times not to do something. You were mad at first, because it had always been one of your favorites, but the flushed look of embarrassment on his face was enough to have you folded over and clutching your stomach.

“Bro, stop laughing and just cut it off already!”

“I’m- I’m- pfft! I’m sorry, I’m sorry you just look so,” You force words out through breathless laughter, backing up to take another look at his uncomfortably squeezed shoulders before you’re laughing once more. Your chin meets your chest as you giggle, and you bring your head back up to meet a searing glare from him that has you rolling on the ground and begging for air all over again.

He never lets you get your work done at the lab. When you hear the trees rustling and heavy footsteps from outside, you’re already making a note to pack up your project for the day because he will stop at nothing to get your full attention. Even when you make him sit in the desk across from yours and wait, he’ll ball up blank sheets of paper and pitch them at the side of your head, then look away like it wasn’t him.

“Lo’ak! Quit it!” You growl.

“Come onnn, you’ve been working since I got here! I haven’t even gotten a kiss yet, that’s so not cool.” He huffs and crosses his arms over his chest, grumbling and looking away with an expression on his face that genuinely has you thinking he’s hurt.

You sigh to yourself and gently bring your laptop to a close, swiveling in your chair and turning your back to him as you start to pack up the stack of notebooks you have splayed on the floor. Unknown to you, he’s peeking at you through his peripheral and struggling to not let a satisfied grin curl his lips.

“Works every time.” He mumbles under his breath, quickly putting his sad face on again once you turn back around.

He loves taking you on flights on his Ikran because of your reaction. No matter how many times you fly with him you’re still as dumbfounded as you were the first time and he finds it adorable how you marvel at his home.

“How the actual fuck do mountains just fly here?” You yell over the gust of winds, peering up at the floating rocks with an open mouthed grin.

“You say this every time we fly, baby.” He chuckles and shakes his head.

After every argument or scolding from his dad, he’ll find himself in your arms. The way you hold him and stroke his hair helps him forget every thought on his mind, the only one that remains is the constant reminder of how much he loves being with you.

You’re sat in a cozy corner you’ve made for yourself in a quiet, secluded area of the lab, and your head whips up from where it was previously nose deep in a book, at the sound of the door flinging open.

“Lo’ak?” You query, quickly moving your book out of your lap once you witness the agitation in his strides, setting it down beside you.

“Sorry, sorry. I keep forgetting how light that door is.” His apology is rushed with an aggravated wave of his hand. The door is in fact not light, you actually struggle to open it on a daily basis, he’s just ridiculously strong. He closes the gap between you two in seconds, and before you can ask another question he’s defeatedly slumped next to you on the floor with his head snuggled into your lap.

“What’s wrong, pretty boy?” You ask softly, tone laced with concern as you run a gentle hand along the shaved side of his head.

He grumbles something incomprehensible, and your brows knit together as you try to understand him when his mouth is muffled against your thigh.

“Hm?”

“I said I don’t wanna talk about it. Can you just hold me, please?” The question comes out rougher than he expected, and his arms curl around your waist as he sheepishly murmurs an apology.

“I understand, my love. We don’t have to do anything you don’t wanna do, okay?” You lean forward and press a longing kiss to his temple, smiling at the way his tail thumps against the ground and his face grows warm in your hand as he nods.

He absolutely hates it when you compare him to a house cat.

“What the hell is ‘airplane mode’ and why do you keep saying I’m doing it?” He huffs, his ears pinning back along his skull in annoyance.

You choke out a laugh and quickly point. “That! That’s it, you’re literally doing it right now!” You cackle.

He pretends like he hates it when you grab at his tail but that’s only to hide how worked up he gets because of it.

“Stop it!” He gently bats your hand away with a hiss, having to turn his head back around to hide the way his cheeks flush violet at your teasing touch.

“Aw, why? Kitty doesn’t like it?” You giggle.

“Go ahead, try it again and you’ll find out.”

Everywhere you go, he treats you like you’re fragile as a feather. He insists that you’re with him at all times, holding his hand or in his arms wherever the two of you go. You’ll complain and claim that you’re capable of handling yourself, and he’ll defend his actions by telling you it’s only so you don’t get lost or something. But the truth is, he just wants you close to him because you’re what he values most.

“Lo’ak, we have walked this path almost a million times. There is no need to carry me!”

“Hush, what kind of boyfriend would I be if I let a palulukan touch my little love?” He scoffs, stepping over a fallen log in the process.

You sigh, leaning your head against his shoulder in immediate defeat at the dramatized excuse for his actions. You’ve already had this conversation before and you know he won’t accept any other answer. “A bad boyfriend.” You grumble.

“Exactly.”

#lo’ak x reader #lo’ak fluff #lo’ak x y/n #lo’ak x you #avatar 2 #avatar twow #avatar lo’ak #lo’ak sully #lo’ak headcannons #lo’ak x human reader #avatar way of water #lo’ak imagine #lo’ak fic

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hyvksun · 2 months

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Beauty and a Beat ~ Lee donghyuck

bf!hyuck # drabble ,,, 1 ﹕ fluff ﹕ library

warnings : vulgar words, term girlfriend used, not proofread (just pure brainrot).

🐻 author's note ﹕this is based on a true story. for my finals in pe we had to dance rumba and chachacha and i swear i was sweating out of my mind. it was a group project but i still had to perform with a partner and infront of my classmates. enjoy this little drabble (my first fic back) while i rewrite the hyuck fic that tumblr just erased 🫂

“What if I just faint right now, would it give me a free pass for PE?”

“You'll be fine, bub I promise, so just follow me.” Donghyuck started off by showing you the steps for Rumba.

For your midterms in Physical Education, you were required to create and perform your own Rumba choreography. Luckily enough it was a choose your own partner thing and obviously you got to partner up with your boyfriend who is the best dancer you know.

“Hyuck, I dont know if I can even move my hips like that.”

“Sure you can you're just being shy, here,” He stood behind you, facing the mirror of the PE room, he held your hips in his hands and controlled them to move with his, “Your knees will bend on their own, you have to move your hips in figure eights, like this.”

Donghyuck is a strict dance teacher, him being one of the school's dance club vice president and student mentor you were nervous as this is the first time you'll be working with him in this field.

But maybe because he was biased and as his girlfriend he is being gentle with teaching you the choreography.

He kept doing the movement before letting go, “Ok you try.”

So try you did and it was awful, “I'm doing figure 1s, bro.”

Donghyuck tried his best not to snicker.

“Don't laugh at me.”

“Am not!” He's trying hard to hold in that laugh now.

“Ok how about we try to do the choreography first then we'll try with the hips.”

He began playing the song through the speakers and Donghyuck guided you into position. Throughout the routine though you couldn't get a hang of the steps and you commended him for his patience as you kept stepping on your boyfriend's feet.

“This isn't working, I keep stepping on you.”

“That's ok, here is the part where you spin,” he holds your hand up as you spot turn in place but when you try to get back into the first position you stepped on Donghyuck's toes harder making him groan.

“Fuck, I'm so sorry.”

“It's ok, I'm ok let's just take a break.” He went to pause the music and sat down on the bench with a hiss as he tried moving his toes.

Feeling bad you knelt down to rub at the sore area on Donghyuck's toes.

Feeling embarrassed you almost felt like crying. “Hyuck, I don't think I can do this,,,”

“That's fine, really, let's do something different for that part.”

You shook your head, “No I mean, I just can't dance— if you wanna pass the class you can switch partners I really don't mind—”

“What are you saying? grades isn't what I'm after here.”

“This is just so frustrating, I blame the education system.”

“Look, I'm not gonna look for another partner, I made the choreography specifically for us to perform.”

You looked at him confused.

“I was gonna kiss you in the end for the highlight,” a smirk was planted on his face.

Your face instantly heat up and you slapped him on the knee, “Are you insane?! I'm not kissing you infront of our teacher.”

He laughs, “I'm kidding, but seriously I wouldn't want any other partner to do this dance with, Rumba is about intimacy and connection with your partner, would you want me to get intimate with someone else?” you shook your head no, “Then I'm doing this dance with you.”

“I hate you.”

“No, you love me.”

“I'm not kissing you for any highlight, hyuck, I'm serious.”

“What about a quick peck?”

“Lee donghyuck!”

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nkyslover · 9 months

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ateez as boyfies.

mar's notes! jus a whole bunch of wholesome fluff, ts my first post in AGES, b nice every1 and enjoy! <3 (this isnt THAT detailed ok, i tried my best<3). I GOT KINDA CARRIED AWAY IN WOOYOUNGS-

hongjoong . . .

he the sweetest man ever!! we luv hongjoong. hes SO perfect. he's like the man who u have an option to either get w, or regret not choosing him fo the rest of yo life. he puts sososo much effort into making u happy bc ur like, the joy in his life, his lil sunshine and he ADORES u, so much. move nights and late night cuddlin is defo his fav thing to do w u, not to mention him bringing gifts whenever he gets to see u !!

seonghwa . . .

yall know, hes literally malewife. as a bf, he would definitely make sure ur okay like allll around the clock. he cooks for u, he'd make sure u guys eat TOGETHER. he'd keep u company all the time ofc, even if he has a tough schedule he still b like "come w me :<" hes tha clingy cute perfect boyfie we all need.

mingi . . .

often he finds himself singing to u, rapping small verses or even some sentences he feels like singing, bc GOD who would even complain hearing song mingi sing? he'd let u dye his hair whatever color u'd want, often go shopping w u and spoiling u and then showing that cute grin on his face whenever he'd make u flustered infront of other people. we heart mingi, honestly.

yunho . . .

ok so hes big man right? hes tall, hes cute, hes like got the most cute and clumsy and loving personality. this man will definitely cuddle u late at night or whenever he'd come back from rehearsals or sumf. he ALWAYS finds a way to make u nervous, for example: hes taller than you so he'd cower over you when hes asking for something or wanting to sprinkle a lil bit of playfulness into the situation. the lesson is that yunho is puuuuurrrrrfect!

jongho . . .

wakes you up by humming small tunes into your ear, if your mad at that u clearly shouldnt even be thinking of that bro. flashes that smile that has you literally KICKING YOUR FEETS. its absolutely atrocious the amount of smiling this man has me actually doing whenever im watching his lil moments or something. he'd defo take loads of couple goals pictures with you, wear matching outfits. "jongho, can we buy matching beanies?" "baby buy them, you know i'll wear it anyways ^^" epitome of baby. ^^

yeosang . . .

HE BRINGS U TO GYM WITH HIM. and he even helps u with the equipment, and when after you guys go to a cute cafe to grab some food, sitting in the corner and discussing your plans together, overall deciding on staying at home all day to just do coupley things ofc. he lets u do his hair, vice verse as he likes to always play with ur hair and run his fingers through it wording "ur hair is so soft :o." no but IMAGINE OK, but i should stop before i get too carried away..

choi san . . .

another malewife. ok so like insert scenario that ur ill, havin bedrest n shi. HE DECIDED TO STAY W U ALLLLL DAY. he doesnt care if he catches the cold off u bc he js wants to b there for u because he cares and loves u sm !! hes the typa bf to surpise u in every way w bracelets, matchin stuff, makeup, and even small gifts. he js wants to see his pretty princess smilin. he also takes u to gym w him ofc, he cant even think abt not bringing u. end of convo bc im gonna get too carried away likewise w yeosangs. :(

wooyoung . . .

idk why ok but he gives off enemies to lovers typa beat. like he would be battling w u at first and then be heads over heels, and when u FINALLY get together after some plan of friends, u realise that hes literally AMAZING. yes he probably is playful, mostly probably teases alot ngl, but thats his way of showin his love. he absolutely adores u, even if u guys are havin a competition, you always get reminded u got the most loving n best boyfie in the whole wide world. ALSO bonus he buys u so many flowers ur garden is HOARDED in the amount of flowers, he gotta clean all of it up w u, giggling when he realises how cute you look when ur mad and pulls u into a kiss, eventually forgetting about the overload of pretty flowers in ur garden.

#ateez fluff #ateez x reader #ateez imagines #ateez fanfic #hongjoong fluff #seonghwa fluff #yunho fluff #choi san fluff #yeosang fluff #jongho fluff #mingi fluff #wooyoung fluff

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whyse7vn · 1 year

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POSITIVE VIBES ONLY! -

[ ot7 x reader ]

WHO’S IN PARIS?

8 participants - 8 online

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tae: can someone wire me 100k?

jk: how do you wire something??

y/n: beats me

namjoon: 100k?

jimin: why?

jin: did you hear lucas left nct LAMSOO

yoongi: who?

hobi: i’m about to raise the roof

yoongi: oh

tae: can someone send me 100k or not omg

y/n: are you not a millionaire???

jk: word on the streets is that he’s a hardcore gambler

jin: ur living room does not count as “the streets”

jk: 😟

y/n: guys kai is enlisting i’m gonna throw up

yoongi: gws

hobi: pretty girl you like peaches 🩷

y/n: you’ll never be him

hobi: 😞

namjoon: why does tae need 100k??

y/n: yeah why does tae need 100k??

jk: let the audience know tae

tae: yes or no can you send it now?

jin: i could but i won’t

yoongi: no

jimin: asked for coffee the other day and you said no

now you want 100k how about you kys

hobi: i’ll send it

y/n: no you won’t

hobi: i won’t send it

jk: bold of you to assume i have 100k

namjoon: jungkook what?

you make more than 100k a day??

jk: okay??

bold of you to assume i have access to my card

namjoon: ??

jin: i don’t even wanna know tbh

y/n: he once ordered a 10k marching band the day after the hamster we had died because he needed to “clear his head”

jimin: you guys had a hamster??

jk: lived one day will miss tony forever ☝🏻

yoongi: this is why we shouldn’t of let the 2 youngest members live together

y/n: jungkook once brought a “picassco” painting of iron man for 50k

jk: is very pretty it’s in my room

hobi: picasso is dead

jk: what

jimin: tae and jennie let’s get into that

tae: let’s not

jin: REAL is that why you need 100k stuck in paris bf of the year?

y/n: RIGHT WHAGT IS GOING ON FR

tae: nothing

namjoon: ?

y/n: be fr tae

tae: are you jealous??

y/n: no

jk: yes

y/n: what

tae: what

jk: ur giving her 100k ofc im jealous

jin: omg?

y/n: FR??

namjoon: ur giving her 100k?

jimin: that’s insane

yoongi: does she not have money?

hobi: her and tae fr twins then

jimin: how is he giving away money he clearly doesn’t have?

tae: i have 100k

jimin: ur not acting like it

namjoon: wait so ur asking us to send you 100k that you already have to give to ur gf?

tae: what??

jk: guys i’m kinda confused rn

tae: i don’t have a gf?

yoongi: bro

jimin: i don’t even care anymore

y/n: tae was dropped as a baby

tae: OMG 😧????

jimin: constantly

tae: wtf namjoon say something this SICK the way they talk to me

namjoon: i give up

y/n: wasn’t talking TO you i try to keep that to a minimum

tae: when she hates you 😍

jk: jennie hates you?

hobi: she’s kinda real for that

tae: stfu about jennie

jk: omgee did you fight??

yoongi: you guys are not real

there’s no way

jimin: the next bitch to send a question mark being shot and killed immediately

y/n: mark lee

hobi: let’s play ball

tae: mid

y/n: MARK LEE MID ARE YOU OUT OF UR MIND???

jimin: …

y/n: if you shoot at kill me that would be considered a hate crime

jimin: it will be worth it

y/n: :c

jk: :3

hobi: :0

yoongi: freaks

namjoon: cute

tae: guys i feel like you don’t actually love and care for me

jk: whaaat ur really cool!

y/n: yikes

jin: jungkook sarcasm says it all tbh

jk: what

jin: nvm he just dumb as hell

jk: ??

jin: ur so cool jungkook!!!!!!

jk: ur coolest jin ^^

jimin: the oldest too

namjoon: don’t start

yoongi: yikes x2

hobi: eeek

jimin: i care for none of you

y/n: ur ugly

jimin: take it back

yoongi: i would put you all in a freezer

namjoon: what?

hobi: cold >.<

jk: does tae still need 100k?

tae: YES

jk: okay

tae: ???

jk: ???

tae: are you not giving it to me?

jk: no?

tae: wtf?

why did you ask then?

jk: cuz i wanted to know if you still needed it?

y/n: all these questions not enough answers

jimin: amen

hobi: queencard

namjoon: i think being in this gc is what taking acid would feel like

jin: druggie

jk: namjoon pls don’t do drugs

yoongi: save me

hobi: so tae is single?

tae: taken by the lord

jimin: i’ve been counting down the days for the lord to take you

tae: when i actually die ur gonna feel an unbearable amount of guilt

y/n: jimin when will you rest omg

jimin: i’m a born hater it’s hard to live like me

yoongi: if i were you i would kms

namjoon: i love having positive conversations with you all

hobi: me 2

jk: is it just me or am i the only one not seeing the positivity rn…

y/n: love you bffs 💓

jk: okay nvm !!!

me after lying saying i’m gonna release more stuff and then just running away 🤭🤭🤭. i’m just silly like that am i gonna regret posting this at 3 am and not proof reading it? possibly but it’s okay i’m back for how long? god knows but the jennie and tae stuff absolutely crazy i must say #gothemtho i have nothing else to add love u kissing you mwah mwah.

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d10nyx · 3 months

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NYYYYYYXXXXX!!!!!! HAIIIII HRUU :3! bless ur soul for putting up with my nonsensical yapping.. i love ur inputs<3 & NEW BOTS WOOO thank you for these gracious meals😋

AND I WAS THINKING (here we go again LMAO)..RE2 LEON AS A LOSER COLLEGE CLASSMATE. he’s a loner. kinda nerdy, not that talkative. sits in the back of any room. poor baby is too shy to make a conversation w anyone, & when/if he does, nobody’s listening/thinks his input is weird/is talking over him so he jus gives up on trying 2 make friends & just decides to focus on his studies (◞‸◟)

until popular!reader comes along & makes the effort to get to know Leon by sitting next to him. bro is baffled! but shes popular for a reason; so sweet & considerate, funny—cute! it’s the most attention that anybody has ever given him & he gets so drunk off of her mere presence that he just can’t help getting a little crush on her!

but then that quickly develops into an unhealthy obsession; “accidentally” bumping into her “randomly”, rubbing himself to pictures of her, attached to her by the hip! her bf doesn’t like him for being so touchy, so he kinda beats Leon up :(… a lesson is NOT learned bc Leon complains to reader abt his boo-boos, & she tells her bf off. seeing this, Leon tells her lies abt her bf & she believes him always bc Leon is nothing but an angel!

bro has a whole wall dedicated to her. photos of her w her friends (who r etched out/cut out), her walking around campus, etc. mf collects her chewed-up pencils & forgotten hairties (bonus if they have strands on them) & and disposed gum-wrappers like they’re ancient artifacts. occasionally takes her empty/half-full waterbottles and licks & kisses the lip to pretend he’s making out with her. typically results in him whimpering her name while humping a pillow… yeah he’s pathetic, but she’s none the wiser!…. do u see my vision….

-🍼

🍼anon i'm literally on my knees asking for your hand in marriage because i love love LOOOVE creep/perv re2 leon :3 pls yap in my inbox forever bcs your ideas are so juicy and make me scream!! BUT HIII!!! i'm good !! hruuu?

but omg ofc i see the vision!! he's so sweet at first, just happy to have a friend. but reader is the only one who's ever treated him like this, and his innocent crush is so quick to become an obsession. the water bottle thing had me SCREAMING like ughhhh.

reader is so oblivious. leon is so unassuming and like... no one cares about him, so they don't notice when he slinks away at the beginning of the lecture with reader's room key... oops. he gets himself some souvenirs(aka used panties...) but he's also *such* a gentleman that he doesn't just care about that. he's also taking note of stuff like the shower gel n shampoo she uses so he can get the same ones as reader to feel closer to her :33

bonus points if he snaps one day. after she tells her bf off, her bf gets really fucking defensive about HIS girlfriend. every time leon walks into the room, he's pulling her in for a kiss - not just a peck, but like... a sloppy makeout sesh. leon ends up being like 'hi i wanna say sorry for how i've acted... come w me'. except he's not sorry at all (duh) and he gets rid of her boyfriend once and for all.

of course, he's the one to comfort reader when she's completely distraught at her bfs 'disappearance'. he lets her into his dorm room and cuddles her while being all sweet, using her emotional vulnerability to coax reader into letting him touch her. he's got her right where he wants her now. and if her friends start to catch on? he's got no problem disposing of them, too.

#yandere leon?#I'm always down :3 #asks <3 #🍼anon

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milesworld96 · 8 months

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GIRLLLL IM WATCHING COLLISION RN

AND THAT INTRO WAS SO🤯🤯😍, RICKY AND ADAM WERE FUCKING COOKING LAST NIGHT, HOLY SHIT😭😭‼️ THAT WHOLE SEGMENT WAS FUCKING GOLD DAWGS, THAS CRAZY. CHRISTIAN AND RICKY ALSO LOOKED SO FINE LIKE😍😍😍😍😍💯💯💯, FTR was kinda 😕 tho. Expected more ngl💔. (Bro I fr need Jack Perry to go back w Chris and be assholes together‼️ let Nick and Jack have the father they need. Also need junglecorpse back on my screen when Darby returns)

Also the MJF video was so sweet, glad they did that after the shit they pulled on dynamite. Love you mjf💛 #standuptojewishhate

That Samoa Joe v Willie Mack was pretty good too, I love when meaty men beat the shit out of each other😋😋

CJ PERRY⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ ON MY TV⁉️⁉️⁉️ GIRL YOU LOOK SO PRETTYYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 also Action Andretti🤨 back the fuck up, that seemed a lil to iffy for me man😒 MIRO IS THE ONLY ONE‼️‼️💯

OMF OMF OMF DANHAUSEN ALERT⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ EEEEEEENAHAHSJJSKAKSJDNSN OMLLLLLLL I CANNOT WAIG FOR HIM TO COME BACK, I HOPE HE’S EVILHAUSEN AND HE GOES AFTER ORANGE CASSIDY. EVEN THO I LOVE THEM 2GETHER, I STILL WANNT EVILHAUSEN BACK MORE. EVILHAUSEN IS 🔛🔝 (not to mention, I am extremely biased when it comes to my favorites💀 ily Cassidy but…..)

I love your swag aura and feral dog personality Juice, you r such a dick. OMG WAIT JAY WHITE JUST PROPOSED TO JUICE ROBINSON🤯🤯🤯 LOVE WINS🥺🥺🥹❤️❤️. Still have troubling feelings over you bro sorry💔💔💔 but congrats on getting married tho🥹 (when is the wedding TK💥💥)

Bro I forgot Dustin Rhodes existed🤯😨 you ain’t winning bro

Omg Nick Wayne, my little Persian cat🩵 OH GIRL A SIT DOWN INTERVIEW W YOUR MOM PRESENT ⁉️ RIP DUDE, I WOULD NEVER. HAVE FUN😭😭

OMFFFFGGF KYLE FLETCHER MY BBGGGGGG😍😍😍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ you’re so 💚💚💚 omg the ass eaters are here🤯 (got nothin gainst them, they just make me kinda uncomfortable. They silly tho so Idrc🤷‍♂️) bro seeing Kyle got me missing Mark rn💔💔

NAHHHHH NOT DADDY ASS AND BOWENS GIVING CASTER RELATIONSHIP ADVICE ON HOW TO APPROACH MJF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 AINT NO FUCKING WAY, THEY REALLY TRYNA PUSH MAX2. glad Daddy ass and Bowens being good friends tho 🩷 OMMMMGGG ANGELO AND DANIEL ON MY TV😍😍😍😍 HIIIIIIIIII💁‍♂️🩷 let Daniel Garcia dance💔 (ALSO STOP TRYING TO BREAK THEM UP, LET GARCIA ANGELO AND DADDY MAGIC BE A HAPPY FUCKING FAMILY)

Oooooo girl KRIS AND SKYE😍😍😍 can’t wait 4 Willow and Skye’s official heel turn💙💜. Love how aggressive they getting. GOOD LORD, THEY BEATEN THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER🤯 OMGGGGGG WILLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

KYLE STOP, YOU SAYING YOU LOVE AND MISS DAVIS IS GONNA MKE ME FUCKING SOB. WAIT OH SHIT OH FUCKING SHIT KENNY OMEGA VS KYLE FLETCHER ON DYNAMITE⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ TK YOU FEEDING US RIGHT MAN😍😍😍😍

OH GOOD FUCKING LORD, RUSH😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 HOW IVE MISSED UR PROMOS AND MATCHES. PLS COME BACK TO ME

KEIIITHHH HAIIIIII :3 !!!, nah they got turbo from Wreck it Ralph in the ring😨🤯 (bro fr looks like Wreck it Ralph’s Turbo and hulk holgan😨😨) FUCK YEAH, Keith won :33 . Moriarty i forgor u existed💔

MIROOOOO 😍😍‼️ YES YES DUDUSUAU MIROOOOO GOOD LORD THIS IS FOR ME, I AM THE DEMOGRAPHIC THIS IS FOR. RIP ANDRETTI RIP ANY OTHER MAN, MIRO AND CJJJJJ ❤️❤️❤️

Oh fuck this match….it’s so😍😍😍 I really do love men who are absolutely ballistic. I love my old men😍😍‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯💯💯🔛🔝 DAMN CHRIS FOLDED LIKE CRAZY😭😭😨 I want them to maul each other even more. OH MY FUCK THIS MATCH IS MAKING ME GO FUCKING INSANE. I CANT DO THIS. OML THESE MEN. BIG BILLL‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ RICKKY THANK YOU OMFFFHFDHSHHSJSJSJSH RKSYYGSDBVKHSDGVKHAKEUCG🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 NAH RICKY WHY YOU OUT COLD ON THE GROUND💀💀 nah Chris and Ricky hold back they big ass bfs💀💀 NAHHHHHHHH THEY FUCKING KILLED NICK RIP BRO😭

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atinyp1eceofuniverse · 1 year

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✨ IMAGINE P1HARMONY AS ✨

✨ P1HARMONY AS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER ✨

✨ HYUNG LINE EDITION ✨

✨KEEHO✨

This man right here, gonna be the best little brother ever.

Would love to carrying all your grocery stuff for you.

Shopping spree is a must thing for him to make you happy.

Supportive lil bro ever.

Wanna know how this boy gonna wake you up in the morning? He'll be singing in front of your bedroom door while knock it. "Nuna Wake up Wake up Wake up Wake Wake up Wake up Wake up" *imagine he singing this with the lyrics from Son Dam Bi - Queen*

How he comforts you when you break up with your boyfriend. "Nuna you know that I'm the most handsome and cooler lil bro ever in the world? You shouldn't have to be crying over that ugly jerk that hurts you, okay? You had me, and forget about that ugly b*tch, and now prepare yourself cause we're gonna ✨let's go the beach each, let's go get away✨" *playing Nicky Minaj - Starships*

Always hype you up because he's ✨THE INTERNATIONAL HYPE BOY✨

"Damnnn Nuna.. You look GOODT with the T at the end!"

"Ayee~ you look fine as hell nuna! I should show you off to everyone to let them know that I have THE BADDEST B*ITCH NUNA in the world."

"Your LOOKS right now, so on point! I'm pretty sure that even Doja Cat wanna be your bestie!"

Always giving the trendiest fashion item.

"Even tho I don't really like it when a girl using slow rise jeans, but FOR YOU! YOU WOULD BE LOOKED GOODT! Now change your filthy clothes."

Sassy lil brother. By this i mean, well we know how sassy he is, right?

"Oh so you're the girl that talking shit about my sissy behind her? Oh, well. WELL YOU LOOKED LIKE A PIECE OF 💩, UGLY B*TCH, YOU DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY SISSY LIKE THAT YOU MTFCKR B*TCH, GO AWAY TO HELL!" *insist to beat that person but his friends trying their best to hold him*

"HEY YOU! You think you looked good when you cheating on my sissy? YOU'RE NOT YOU D*CK HEAD! GET LOST YOU B*TCH! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY SISSY!" *punching, kicking, even biting your ex bf for cheating on you*

"You know nuna, don't worry about anything, 'cause your lil bro gonna Protect and Attack everytime you're with me."

He surely protect and attack, no matter who hurt you.

✨THEO✨

I think he would be like a tsundere lil bro because he would never admit that he loves you but he do loves you.

"Nuna, I 'accidentally' bought this chocolate cookie. Don't you think that I would buy it for you because it's your favourite cookie, never. And also you need to pay for it. Oh my precious money."

"Nuna, there's an umbrella in your bag, and that's umbrella is mine. Don't you ever think that I will put it on your bag because I don't want you to get wet going to uni, hell nah, never. Th-that just because.. because... BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T RETURN IT TO ME LAST WEEK OKAY! STOP ASKING AND JUST GO AWAY!"

You wanna know how he wakes you up? He literally just knocking your door like a maniac while screaming "NUNA WAKE UP! WAKE THE FRICKING UP! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS BUT MOM TOLD ME SO. JUST WAKE UP!!!!"

When you broke up with your bf. "Listen, that's your bf and non of my business, now get away from me and stop crying like ugly baby."

But really worried about your feelings and insist to buy you a chocolate cake. "Here, eat it. Don't asked me anything about how can I get this choco cake, just eat and stop crying, you really looked ugly liked a blobfish."

He never give you compliment and would laughing like a maniac everytime you asked him how do you look with your outfit.

"what? You? With that outfit? Nah, ugly as ever. Now get away!"

"Eww, everybody knows which one the good looking person between you and me."

"hahahahahahahaha you looked ugly like a mcd clown! Ahahahahahah" *laughing while hitting your body*

"Stop asking me this nonsense questions, that's your business."

Tsundere but really loves you, but never admit to it.

Always protect you from bad people without you even knowing it.

Cares a lot about you but never wanna show it to you.

✨JIUNG✨

The jokester brother who loves to joking around and laughing around.

When you coloring your hair grey. "Hahahahaha... Nuna, why your hair looks like a grandma?" *Takes a picture of your grey hair and calling you grandma ever since then*

When you broke up with your bf. "Welp, I actually glad y'all broke up 'cause he looks so stupid and ugly to be your bf, periodt! hahahahah.." *laughing his ass off on the couch*

Wanna know how to wake you up? He would be standing in front of your bedroom door and knocking it like he playing a drum. "WAKE UP YOU LAZY GRANDMA, OR ELSE, I WILL EAT YOUR ICE CREAM IN THE FRIDGE." Then he will heard you screaming no from your bedroom and he would laughing like a crazy and running away.

When you asked him how do you looked with your outfit? "Not gonna lie, with that burberry coat, you really looked like a british grandma straight out of the movie, hahahhaha"

Always show you the funny video that he found on the internet.

Always lightened up your mood whenever you feel sad with his joke. "Well, you wanna know how what does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA..." *Laughing while showing you and underwear with lighting patterns on his phone*

Sharing a meme is a must thing for him to make you happy, cause he know your sense of humour is really like a piece of shit.

Always making funny sounds to make you laugh when you're angry with him.

"Nuna, when you're angry you looked like a tiny mushroom in zombie vs plants game ahahhahahahaha, you think I'm afraid? NO! AAHHAHAHA"

But he cares about you, a lot.

What cal I say, sometimes he was really annoying but he's the best lil bro you had ever .

OKAY EVERYONE, This is my first writing on this blog, and I hope you guys liked it, request is open but I'm not gonna writing something like nsfw, smut, mature stuff like that on my blog. Be clean okay?

#p1harmony #p1h imagines #p1ece #keeho #theo #jiung #intak #soul #jongseob #p1harmony imagines #p1harmony reactions #p1harmony headcanons

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chirayen · 11 months

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your clingy bf, Sae

note:fluff and expect wrong grammars sorry ㅠㅠ ㅠㅠ

Sae loves to play soccer ever since he was a child. He is known as the best player in the world. Sadly, his soccer career will come to an end.

So, instead of practicing to play for his last game that will be held next month. All he do was to be clingy to her girlfriend.

"Let go of me, Sae!" she said as Sae is hugging her tightly.

"You're so warm, babe" Sae said.

Her face turned red when Sae said that, and most importantly, hearing his deep tone voice makes her heart beat faster and louder.

As Sae let go of their hug, she felt relieved

"Go to your practice" she said while looking at Sae.

"I prefer to be with you" he said while intertwining their hands.

She couldn't help but to smile. As they're taking their time to have a lovey-dovey moment, Sae's teammates suddenly called.

"Where tf are you, bro?" his friend Kaiser said.

"Spending your time with your girlfriend again? What a loverboy" his other friend Aiku said.

"Shut up" Sae said as he immediately ended the call.

"Your friends already need you" she said.

"They can play without me, they're also a pro player" he said.

"Better than you?" she said as she locked her gaze with Sae's. He got speechless as she said that, his face was emotionless. He feels like he got deaf after what she said.

"What the fuck?" he said.

"O-of c-course, y-you're better than t-them" she nervously said as she don't know what's going on with his boyfriend mind. I'm so dumb. I shouldn't said that.

"I'll prove you that I'm better than them" Sae said as he immediately stand up from their bed and pack up all the things he need to bring to their training.

"Good luck on your training!" she said

Sae murmured "I will" it's not that loud but she still knows what Sae said as she read his lips.

After how many weeks has passed, their training is finally over. They need to prepare themselves as the game will about to start. As they entered the court, Sae's eyes was travelling the whole court as he's looking for his girlfriend.

Is his girlfriend there watching?

of course, she is always there supporting his boyfriend, Sae

As she noticed that Sae is looking for someone, she immediately waved her hand and raised the banner she made for him. And Sae finally saw the one he's looking for and smiled at her.

The game already started and the score is 4-3. Anf it's Sae who scored all the goals. Now, they only need 1 more goal to win. The battle is so intense that even the viewers are feeling nervous and excited at the same time. Goal! Unfortunately, it was the other team who scored the goal. The scores are now 4-4. All the players suddenly feels the tension and they're really playing their hearts out. Sae got the ball, and he just need to kick it at the goal. Suddenly, he got blocked by the other team.

"I know you got passed at me before, but, I won't let you go of now, Sae" his rival said.

"Oh, really?" Sae said. He proved himself that he can still get passed of him, and so, he did.

"Know who's your looking down to" Sae said and immediately kicked the ball to the goal.

So, did they win?

Yes, they did.

Goal! The people who were watching started to scream their lungs out. This is it, it's finally over. All the hardworks he did is worth it. He really proves himself that he can win, no, he will win his very last game. Sae started to look for his girlfriend, again.

What happens to his girlfriend?

She knew that his boyfriend will win. She believed in him.

As she is standing there, she didn't realize that there was a tear in her eyes falling from her face. She can't help but to cry, why? She witnessed all of this, from the beginning until the very end of his last play. She can't believe her boyfriend got this far.

Sae couldn't find his girlfriend as he was passed through by a reporter. "Ahh, fuck interview. I just want to be with my girl already."

"May I interview you Mr. Sae?" the reporter asked.

"Yeah, sure" Sae said.

"What did you feel about your very last game of yours?" reporter asked.

"I feel relieved and happy because I can't believe that I'll go this far. It was a very exhausting but fun journey. And, of course, I would like to thank everyone who supported me until the very end. Without all of you, I would be nothing." he whole heartedly said.

" Are you really sure about retiring? and why? " reporter asked.

"Yes, because I want to spend my life with my girlfriend."

The crowds cheered up as they were shocked about what Sae said. The best player in the world have a girlfriend?!

"It looks like they're all shocked. Well, I'm proud to say that I do have a girlfriend. She's one of the people who supported me the most, she's always there right by my side, and, I'll love her forever." he said while chuckling. He can't believe he's saying this in the middle of an interview. But, he don't regret it, more like, he's proud of it. He's so happy that he can finally tell the world that his girlfriend is only for him.

"I love you, babe" Sae bravely said.

As she heard what Sae said, all she can do is to cover her face because of shyness. Her face is starting to look like a tomato. As she takes off her hand on her face, she saw someone familiar. It was his boyfriend, Sae.

"W-what are you doing h-here?" she stuttered.

"I came here for you" he said while smiling.

"Why did you said that?" she asked.

"Said what?" he confusedly asked.

"T-that I'm your g-girlfriend" she stuttered while saying.

"Can't I? Anyways, where's my gift? I won the game" he teasingly asked.

"Hmmm, should we cuddle when we get home?" she asked. She knows that Sae loves to cuddle, so, why not?

"Hell yeah, you know how much I love cuddles". he happily said.

"Hey, what's that on your lips?" Sae asked.

"What is it?" she asked.

Sae immediately kissed her. She was shocked about what he did that she turns into a tomato again. Sae let go of their kiss and teasingly smiled at her.

"You're turning red" sae teasingly said.

"Shut up!" she said.

"Let's go home and start cuddling" Sae said.

"I love you, Sae"

"I love you more, baby"

#bllk sae #sae fluff #sae x y/n #blue lock

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storytimewithnova · 9 months

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All Eyes on me (demon AU)

In the balls (with double meaning) group chat

youtube

D.Kuroo: 🎶Long long time agoI had my our own little show🎶

D.O kou:Bro?

D.Kuroo:🎶I was a beautiful loveable angel But he took the spotlight, shining so bright Left me to fade away But honey, now the turn is mine🎶

D.kawa:Tetsu ?

Lev:Is anyone going to mention the nicknames and or pfp no ok

D.Kuroo:🎶A devil made from heaven, sent from above Looks like henry's got a little date, let's have some fun We've got lots to do little errand boy Come to me at cloud nine🎶

D.P sho:Oh jesus who upset my idiot brother this time

D.Kuroo:💛

D.P SHO:🖕🏻

D.Kuroo🎶 To be the perfect angel, some sin must be done You told me what to do and what to say, I couldn't escape You got to choose the ending of my fate. You put me astray🎶

G.K kenma:Who kuro

G.R Keiji:Wait is it him let me add him

G.R Keiji added Tratior

Traitor (Ex bf):Tetsu

D.kawa:Nah uh you do not get to call my boyfriend that bitch

D.Kuroo:🎶But not anymore! I'm in control! I have the stage You can't turn the page Now all eyes on me!🎶

Yaku:Does anyone feel like we shouldn’t witness this

Everyone minus the Demons

D.Kuroo:🎶So many experiments so many mistakes But I'll go all the way till I'm in the perfect shape🎶

Taitor(ex bf)I am sorry i was a shitty move on my part

A.G Tendou:No shit and we have been hunting you ever since

D.P SHO:No one upsets and hurts my brother and gets away with it well unless it me

D.KUROO:😚

D.P SHO:👉🏻💜🖕🏻

D.O KOU:You tried bro

D.Kuroo:🎶First is worst maybe the third's the charm! So close! Oh! I cannot wait The demon won't taint me now, cause you're the sacrifice he'll slay🎶

Traitor (Ex Bf):S-sacrifice Kuroo please that a little extreme

D.Kawa:Hahahahaha we don’t know what extreme is i am going to enjoy watching you suffer

D.Kuroo:🎶You said I wasn't good enough to stay, you put me away You took away my future and my fame, but now that will change🎶

D.P SHO:Oh did he now Keiji baby with me

G.R Keiji:Coming love this bitch is about to rethink his life choses

D.Kuroo:Focus on me!

Alll demons:👀

D.Kuroo:🎶I'll be all that they see! I'll make them sway No, can't run away Now all eyes on me! You don't know what it's like to drown away, in a puddle of shame And You... Yes you... Made me insane!🎶

Traitor (Ex bf):How may ways can i say sorry

D.Kuroo:🎶But not anymore! I'm in control! I have the stage You can't turn the page So do as you're told!🎶

D.P SHO:Encore! Hit the beat boys

D.Kuroo:🎶Focus on me! I'll be all that they see! I'll make them sway No, can't run away Now all eyes on me! Now all eyes on, All eyes on me!🎶 Keiji do what you will with him

G.R Keiji:Yes sir You have too choses sir i can take his life and soul or i can summon your father and let him deal with him personally

Traitor (Ex bf):No please anything but him

D.Kuroo:Summon daddy dearest Keiji

Keiji disappeared the reappeared just as fast my load your son requires you

Satan:Keiji what is up

Kageyama:Am i seeing this shit correct

D.P SHO:Hey daddy

Satan:Shoyo you taking good care of you big brother

D.P SHO:😊

Satan:That’s my boy

D.Kuroo:Wow dad favouritism much

Satan:Anyway you needed my help

D.kawa:Taking out the trash uncle

Satan:You still call me uncle even though you and tetsuro are engaged

D.Kawa:Yep been so use to it not breaking a habit anyway heres the trash

Oikawa drags kuroo ex over to his dad

Traitor(Ex bf):H-hello sir

Satan:So you’re the one that hurt my eldest son Keiji you know what to do my little Grim

G.R Keiji:Yes my lord say goodbye to your life

Traitor (Ex bf): Keiji your a grim reaper right

G.R KEIJI:I am what of it

Traitor(ex bf):You can be bargained with you know a little negotiation of sorts

G.R Keiji:You have nothing it want traitor

Traitor(ex bf): I know there is a soul you want in hell desprately because kawa wants to be reunited with his best friend

G.R Keiji:I maybe listen

Traitor (Ex bf):Iwaizumi is at seijoh but i know he is dying so in exchange my life for his

Iwa:I am right here and how did you know that i am not a bargining tool

G.R Keiji:I am well aware iwa san you are here we have been aware this whole time

Yaku:Then could you tell use what is going on

G.R Keiji:Of course let me finish taking out the trash as iwa san said he is not a bargaining chip goodbye tratior

Akaashi swung his syth

D.P SHO:Looking hot love

G.R Keiji: Save your horny for the bedroom hun

D.Kuroo:Ew still here that my little brother

G.R Keiji: My husband shit head

D.P SHO:You may be next to take over dad brother but i am a high rank than you

D.Kuroo:Oh i am sorry Demon prince

Noya:Demon prince my kohai is royal

D.P SHO:Well let me start by showing my true form

D.P SHO:Demon prince Akaashi Shoyo formally kuroo shoyo and as my husband pointed out i am married to him

G.R Keiji:I am said husband Keiji akaashi a grim reaper i work under sho and kuroo dad who you just met

D.Kuroo:I am sho older brother demon kuroo Tetsuro unlike my brother who is a high ranked demon me and my husband to be is below hi

D.kawa:I am the said husband to be Demon oikawa Tooru or soon to be Kuroo Tooru

D.O Kou:I am a Demon owl my name is bokuto koutarou and i am married to my lovely kitten Kenma

G.K kenma:And that would be me golden kitten kenma bokuto married to that silly loveable owl

A.G Tendou:I am satori Tendou angel gaurd of s ranked angels and i am single as fuck i am also the cousin of the demon prince and kuroo

All human:How did you hide this from us we would have notice the wings

D.P SHO:You really wouldn’t we have a way of hiding them any way i am going to go keiji is waiting for me

D.P sho is offline

G.R Keiji is offline

Yaku:You know what everyone just go offline we all have a lot to process

Yaku deleted 24 hrs

#Youtube

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brains4brawn · 2 years

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There he is standing at the edge of the pool. Looking at me with excitement as I arose from the depths. The myth about these waters were true, I had entered as an small math nerd with no social skills.

Now that person had been washed away, I still had his memories but they were disconnected like I was watching a movie. I felt confident, each muscle on my body though new, bulged with raw power. I instinctively knew that I was better then the people around me. They were just toys to be used then discarded, while I found someone else to play with.

My first victim was already waiting on me. This pudgy man (who only moments ago had been the love of my life.) stared in awe as I exited the water. I now towered over my former boyfriend, his very presence was filling me with disgust. I had to be carefull though he is my meal ticket, ugly to a fault with crooked teeth, thining hair, and a fat doughy face. He was still worth a shit ton of money.

I had to force a smile as he waddled over and gave me a hug, burying is greasy face into my perfect pecs. It took everything to restrain myself from beating this lardass into the rocky outcrop.

"Did the spell work? Do you feel any different Babe?" He asked in a sniveling voice.

"Bruh, what do you think? Of course I feel different just look at me" My low voice even surprised me.

"Bruh? Babe you never say that" a slight tremble creeped into his voice.

I had to be carefull otherwise he'd realize just how much I had changed.

"Babe its still me, its just that the spell makes it so I can fit in with those douche bros at the gym." "Remember the plan? You use the waters to turn me into this hunk and I infiltrate their group and seduce each of them into sleeping with me." " Then we just watch as they find out and blame each other when I dissapear". I said in the most convincing tone i could summon.

Don't get me wrong I am still gonna go through with this plan. Those douche bros made my life hell at the gym. Only now im gonna take over their little pack and use them whenever I want. Now I gotta wait till the next full moon so I can push my weak ass former boyfriend into the pool.

One month later

"Bruh, how could you stand it?" "Like I was such a needy bitch" "Now look at me, those waters washed everything I hated and gave me this sick body." "Fuck even my old oversized clothes are starting to rip" huhuhuh

"Bruh, like are we still Bfs?" "Like I want us to be Bruhs for life, but you wont let me fuck you. And im never having that damn log you call a dick tare apart my ass again."

"No worries bruh, thats why i dominated those gym douches" "So that we could be together and have them tend to our every need"

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ennoshawty · 3 years

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HQ CAPTAINS AS THINGS

i was bored and felt like doing a crackfic thing but i didn’t have any solid themes or good ideas

SO I PRESENT TO YOU - THE CAPTAINS. AS THINGS. IDK HOW TO WORD THIS BUT YOU’LL SEE AS WE GO ALONG.

warnings: VERY LONG, slandering a crybaby oikawa (lovingly), mentions f!reader, shitposting, mentions of violence in kita's, (a bit) yandere!kita, cursing, unedited, me being an idiot

officer!daichi

we are: vigilante/troublemaker

loving the enemies-to-lovers trope so much

nah bro you ain’t full criminal (bc my preppy ass could never) you just do the small vandalism things y’know like drawing peepees on government buildings and knocking over bins

u literally confessed to him by spraypainting the entire billboard by his workplace “I LIKE YOU” like way to go girl

He didn’t appreciate the creative graffiti but he rlly likes u so all u had to do was clean it and then next thing u know yall are out on a cute cafe date

but let’s talk about before yall got together

he’d CHASE u thru alleyways when he’d catch you writing “police sux” on the fuckin wall

bro is NOT AT ALL afraid to jump onto the roofs it’s FRIGHTENING to see this huge ass police officer storm after u

HES SO FAST HOT DAMN WOMAN HOW DO U GET AWAY FROM HIM??? USAIN BOLT WHOMST???

you’d almost always get away by a hair - he’s SO SO close

and it frustrates him but excites u oooooo arrest me shawty

and this would continue for a while

but yall have such fun fun banter - you’d tease him and he’d say something back and you’d bolt and he’d chase

some days he’d catch you. but in those times u slip away somehow

he’s having so much fun and doesn’t even know it

and then at one point he doesn’t even care about bringing u to justice anymore. he knows it’s bad for business and it’s unprofessional but he’s so attracted to u

he doesn’t even know it. HES IN DENIAL!!! his mind: “oh i’m just asking about her so that i know her motives” bruh no u just asked about our fav pastry this aint about crime anymore

and when he finally gets it,,,DINGDINGDINGDING SOUND THE ALARMS !!! MAN IS WHIPPED!! he’s more shy around u awww,,,doesn’t even want to chase u anymore but he will still engage in banter w u.

yall get a little peace treaty in the lil crush stage - you both are kinda aware of ur feelings towards each other but don't really wanna mess it up and jeopardize whatever's going on like bros PLEASE JUST KISS ITS INFURIATING

it’s more of a competition to see who will break the other first (and you lost he’s too hot)

he lets u joyride his cop car in an empty parking lot <3 he is the one <3 this is true love

u gotta marry him right now bro no excuses

u are no longer on the crime side of the law,,,u support him and only him fuck the rest of the cops (i’m jk of course...or am i)

u are his badass sidekick <3 unofficially of course until he marries u

u help him with the small things like helping lost children find their parents and helping old ladies cross the street

but you want to do the FUN stuff - chasing thieves and arresting drunkards.

unfortunately, he loves u too much to put u in danger so he keeps u from doing the dangerous things

after some protesting later, he trusts u to take care of urself. and now yall have a competition just like old times - whoever catches the most baddies at the end of the month wins (he WILL scold u if ur too reckless though)

THE TWO OF U ARE JUST GOOD COP BAD COP UHAHAHAHAHAHA

but it’s much more complicated than that - it’s either ur the laidback one and he’s the strict one or ur the fiery one and he’s the person like “calm down”

PLEASE HE HATES BRINGING U TO INTERROGATIONS he’s trying to be serious but you keep making him laugh istg he has to kick u out each time

u still make him laugh when u pout-glare at him thru the glass

bro says he’s not the stereotypical cop but the moment u surprise him with donuts and coffee in the morning he will make out w u right then and there

even though yall dating he still won’t let u play with his equipment

but sometimes u grab his walkie talkie when he’s not looking and prank call the others

and his coworkers know by now they’re like “oh it’s daichis gf” and go along with it HAHAHAHA “this is alpha 1, daichi just contracted ligma, over.” “roger, but what’s ligma? over.” “*inhale* LIGMA-” *daichi takes the walkie talkie back*

his coworkers are chill lmaoooo they love u two as a couple THEY ARE VERY SUPPORTIVE they planned a surprise anniversary party of when u joined the force (unofficially)

the juniors tanaka and noya are jelly ooooo but they respect their captain <3

u loooooove hanging out w the starry-eyed new recruit hinata and he’s bouncing around asking u personal questions “how did you date the commander!!! what’s he like as a bf??” he also accidentally exposes how much daichi talks about u in the office before he drags him away and murders him off camera

he does get u a walkie talkie that’s just connected to his line, tho. for emergencies. it’s ur second phone basically that only has his number in it

daichi LOVES it when u massage him after he’s had a long day but his shoulders are stiff as a statue,,,he’s also super stronk and can carry u anywhere <333

IMAGINE HE HAS A POLICE DOG - he doesn’t, but he’ll get one of his buddies to bring u a k9 unit so u can pet it and when he sees how happy u are he considers getting one PLSSS IT WOULD FIT HIM HELPPP

bro is VERY strict on safety. bulletproof glass in yalls house. alarms + cameras everywhere. trackers on every device. underground bunker. (just kidding lol)

daichi teaches u self-defense and gets u a bejeweled taser for ur bday <333 MARRY THIS MAN RIGHT NOW OR I’LL-

in other words i love daichi and he is husband material WIFE ME UP BUDDY

househusband!oikawa

we are: girlboss sugar mommy

somehow you tamed this bish to becoming your obedient malewife

and by obedient i mean whiny but compliant

IS MORE ATTACHED TO YOUR BLACK CARD THAN TO YOU. I SAID IT. THE TRUTH.

sure, he’s pretty and gives affection sometimes but the only time he’s bein cute and snuggly w u is when a new fendi purse came out and he wants it

his specialty is cooking but he’s so lazy he’s all “just get the maid to do it”

please give ur workers a raise he’s so demanding

when you take him to ur business parties hes ALWAYS bragging about you and ur large house with this and that and his favorite: indoor hot tub. he always brings up the indoor hot tub.

only reason you bring him is cuz he’s pretty and he whines when you leave him alone for too long

yall cant even stay for too long - he’ll practically drag u out of the building and whining that it’s too hot and his suit is too stuffy and to call a limo

he’s not afraid to embarrass u if u dont give him what he wants and he will spit out food at a formal dinner if its not to his liking

probably in competition w househusbands! makki and mattsun about who gets the best house so he’s constantly begging u for an extension to the house “please babe!!! makki has-” “no.”

8/10 times throws tantrums in public and 1465/10 times throws tantrums in the house

he wants to cry for the sake of crying. one time he lost his shirt and he wouldn’t stop bawling for 15 min

please find him a hobby

crybaby . the moment u give him the glare of death it’s over. but he’s got a cute crying face which makes up for his annoying whimpering

like he made the mistake of throwing a temper tantrum in the mall only for you to glare at him with a look that said “we’re discussing this when we get home and you’re gonna get your ass beat” and walk away. immediately stopped what he was doing and he was running after u, sniffling and mumbling apologies

please humble him and have him sleep outside. the couch is too luxurious to banish him to. he made sure of it himself. it’s reclining and has charging ports. he will not learn his lesson that way

does NOT want you to get a pet or a kid or even another sugar baby/househusband - he wants to be the center of ur attention

speaking of which he HATES it when you work for too long or work overseas. when u come back he’ll pout at u and give u the petty silent treatment

don’t bother trying to comfort him he thrives off of it and he’ll keep going so u can keep paying attention to him. if u just ignore him back he’ll come crawling back to u. “WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU?? DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE???”

one time yall got into a fight and he was all like “since ur being a rude mommy i’ll just find someone else !!!” inside u were like “oh god finally” but instead u said “okay”

ohmygod he panicked. he was rlly expecting for u to fight for him,,, but he doesn’t want to admit defeat first so he tries to go thru with it but you literally dont care. even when he has his chanel luggage packed and he’s standing by the door ur just like “ok bye bitch”

So he’s trying to stand by the door and wait for u to say that ur joking. ur not.

“fine! I’m leaving now!” “okay.” “...*sniffles*” “tooru, go.” “WAAAAH NO IM SORRY I DONT WANT TO-”

u knew this was going to happen sadly. u even hid the keys to all of the sports cars u own just in case he was actually going to go thru with it

tries to get in the gossip circle with the neighborhood trophy wives but they don’t think he’s cool enough. they like u though. they think ur hot asf and oikawa doesn’t like them no more bc theyre hitting on his ATM. but thanks to that u know all the gossip and shit even though u don’t ask for it

Every time u pass by a store where he thinks he wants something he’ll just cling to u and give the puppy dog eyes. like it could be out of nowhere and u see it and you’re like “where. which store.”

bro once he went luxury he never went back. he wouldn’t EVER step foot into a grocery store ever again congrats he’s been bimbo-ified

beat him with ur gucci belt pls it’s so funny

also please please PLEASE discipline him. tell him it’s NOT okay to just randomly purchase the entire swarovski store or to throw a party at ur house just bc he’s feeling petty about u being at work for too long. ofc he’ll bitch about it but you need to be firm

but don’t worry,,,he’ll get the idea when u take away black card privileges and slap him around (lovingly)

now he has to ask permission like a good boy. he’ll kneel and hug u and give a lil pout and whine

you got a bigass man child i’m sorry maam u should’ve picked tobio or ushi

ceo!kuroo

we are: secretary

bruh keeps it mostly professional during work hours

but that all gets shedded off like a snake when we on break

one minute he’s all “get these papers done by today or i swear on all that is holy i will destroy you” and then later he’s all “hey sweetheart wanna grab a cup of coffee”

flirty flirty FLIRTY FLIRTY AAAAA HES A MENACE

but you’re less than impressed bc y’know when the time clocks out and its time to go back to work he’s ruthless once more

HUMBLE HIM FOOL only when you’re on break though

will NOT stand for anyone else in the workplace bullyin u - NO WAY. only HIM

he’s got TONS and TONS of dirt on everyone in the office - NO ONE is safe so they wouldn’t even dare

RIP janet from accounting

that dumb bitch made the mistake of insulting u to ur face and in front of him. never heard from her again

it’s not even limited to the other employees - he’s not afraid to go off on a potential business partner if they dared disrespect you

bruh tries to call u on ur off days for the most randomest shit and to get ur attention

*picks up phone* “sir?” “ah! my favorite secretary ever! listen, i need you to grab my pens from my desk at the office and bring them to my place.” “...with all due respect, it’s 2 am, sir.”

but u have to comply with his ridiculous demands cuz he’s the bank

and he depends on u completely. as much as he hates to admit it - u have his schedules, itinerary, provide coffee, performance rates, stock info, you name it.

once u were out sick and he had the worst management - he’s not used to working without you

def tries to get some of ur workload off of u bc he’s worried that the stress of working for him made u sick + he doesn’t want to go thru scheduling again

prolly gets bored in meeting rooms and sends u little smirks and wiggles his eyebrows and weird looks while he’s sitting and ur standing in the corner like bruh pay attention

maybe sometimes he’s secretly makin fun of the presenter and doodling on his spare sticky note something funny to make u crack a smile

he’ll tease u for it of course “oh, secretary! you should be paying more attention! what would you do if this was important?” bruh i can multitask now keep airdropping me ur selfies i’m saving all of them (news flash: u dont save his dumbass selfies otherwise his ego will inflate too much)

sometimes likes to pull u aside from work to hug u - you say it’s highly unprofessional but he says it’s his stress reliever

you ALMOST got caught by one of the newbies and he was kabedon-ing you

he tries to play it off (since u were embarrassed too) but u know better,,,DO NOT LET HIM FORGET ABOUT IT he turns red and embarrassed every single time USE THIS TO UR ADVANTAGE !!

never goes into an elevator without you bruh is so attached to u n holds the doors open for you

but you have to open normal doors for him if he doesn’t know how it works (hint: manual doors. “why isn’t it opening on its own?” “sir, there’s a handle.” “but?? what does it do??”)

bruh acts like a dumbass sometimes so you can baby him :/// wtf man just because you’re rich doesn’t mean i’ll- ...wait...how much did you say…? that many zeros? HAND ME THAT FORK YES I’LL FEED YOU COME HERE- HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE BITCH

brings u to overseas trips and he spoils u too

no matter how much you insist that you’re ok he gives u a lot of luxurious items. “think of it as a bonus from me.” NOW YOU JUST HAVE A COLLECTION OF NICE SHOES/BAGS/JEWELRY AND HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU WEAR THEM TO WORK IT MAKES HIM SO HAPPY UGHHHHH

BRUH just a sugar daddy at this point “you have to look presentable for the next focus group so here’s a nice rolex watch” “sir, i don’t need-” “ah ah ah - it’s my treat.”

it’s pointless to refuse him but he still teases u for it like what???? “if i didn’t know any better, secretary, i’d say you’re just doing it for my money and not my fabulous looks and personality.” “exactly.” “hey!”

yall go for drinking parties a lot. whether with the whole branch or just the two of u

KARAOKE W KUROO AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK <333 becomes a ritual between the two of u

he’s so silly when he’s drunk lmfaoooo goofy ass mf

but that’s only when it’s the two of u. he controls his alcohol around others and his uncool side is only for u <3

also ur the only one he trusts to take him back to his place and handle him

it’s the other way around too - when u drink a lot he looks after you <333

you have a higher tolerance than him and sometimes u have competitions between the two of u on who can drink more but then yall always end up shitfaced

HES the one who has a crush on you

you know the drill - gaslight gatekeep girlboss

he’ll do anything for u but wouldn’t ever admit it he simp

offers u the keys to his estate and offers for you to LIVE with him

bruh just marry me already ok WAIT WE’RE NOT EVEN DATING YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT SIR-

he’s so awkward tryna confess to u,,,he may be this big hotshot ceo but he’s acting like a schoolgirl in love

probably prints u a confession when he asks u to go to the fax machine lmfao what a nerd

in other words ceo!kuroo is a nerd and you need to top him immediately get that bank

dog hybrid!bokuto

we are: owner

Husky-malamute breed!!! BEEG DOGGIE VERY HAPPY N DROOLY <333

OVERLY HYPER. JUMPS ON ANYONE AND U AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT

he’s well trained i swear but the moment he sees something of interest then i’m sorry you just lost him

please if a robber came in he wouldn’t even attack them he’d just tackle them w hugs

he loves loves loves snuggles <333 u busy? nope!!! hug time!!! cooking something?? oo lemme see!!! whoops look at all those tomatos on the ground. u got a deadline coming up and u really need to focus?? CUDDLE TIIIIIIME- w-wait - huh?? why are u shoving me off?? do you - do you not - huh?!?! WHY ARE YOU LOCKING ME OUT OF THE ROOM?? NO!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! IDK WHAT EXAMS ARE BUT I WANT CUDDLES!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????!!!

the WORST things u could ever do to him is leave him and call him a bad boy

HE CRIES ON THE SPOT </3 HOW COULD YOU </3

soso bummed when u go out of the house without him </333 waits by the door patiently waiting for u to come back </333 sob sob

the moment he hears the door unlock he LEAPS and his tail is wagging like CRAZY

he is SO STRONG. almost always knocks u over whenever he jumps on u

destroys EVERY toy u bring him. u leave him for 5 seconds and there’s stuffing all over the floor and whatever u brought him is nonexistent

tugs on the leash when u walk so much that it SNAPS

loves romping w the other dogs in the dog park but he needs to tone down on his friendliness he almost killed a lil orange chihuahua

gets distracted by EVERYTHING. ooh, squirrel! oo, butterfly! OOO HUMAN CHILD!! MUST EAT!!!

ok while he might be friendly, he still gets super super jealous. you both were outside and u were petting the neighborhood black cat and bruh almost swallowed his head

which u thought was weird bc the two are normally friends and are pretty nice around each other

so now he’s more feisty around him and any other cat that’d get ur attention

If it was a person, then that’s another thing. He’d be very friendly at first but then slowly realize that ur attention is more directed on them than him. then he’d go ballistic

but when u scold him for practically assaulting the poor dude and call him a bad boy,,,he’s lost it

u have to lock him in the other room and he’s crying and whimpering, scratching at the door. all he wanted to do was protect u from that bad bad man who took away his owner’s attention !!!

def snarls at the dude next time he comes into ur house/apartment...dude never came back

“GRRR” “AAAA GET UR FRIGGIN DOG B-” “he don bite” YES IT DO GET UR-”

doggie bokuto rlly tries to be slick...it doesn’t work. like he tries to do that thing when he’s a total demon towards the guy but then act like an angel around u but it doesnt work bc he’s not smooth

doggie intelligence: 2 IQ. one time u got him a puzzle box and hid a treat in it but bruh couldnt figure it out just straight up monched the entire puzzle simply bc he smelled his fav bbq treat in it

speaking of intelligence - he only knows how to say a few words like ur name and incomplete sentences. speaks in barks and whines and sometimes a word

SO BIG THAT HE GRABS FOOD FROM THE TABLE WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING

u had some delicious beef steak? oh dear, where did it go? there’s ur puppy kou with steak sauce all over his lips

big fan of hiking trips, sports, literally anything that involves going out

he LOVES getting dirty outside playing. boi cant control himself from rolling around in the mud

hates baths at first but then he likes how u spray the water on him and giggles awww he likes bath time now

we all know he’s not the brightest pup of the pack but,,,he’s somehow psychic. he knows when ur taking him to the vet

HE THROWS A BIG FUSS ALL THE TIME - sometimes he tries to hide but his huge tail under the couch gives it away

and he knows when ur thinking of taking him on a walk. he also begs u to take him outside by settling his head in ur lap and pouting until u give him what he wants

he likes the big ol doggie sweaters/pjs u buy him...but he always ruins them. no matter how much u buy him, they’re all ruined. he complains how scratchy it is and it feels weird on him

knows LOTS of tricks but if u teach him more than what he already knows he will forget one of them he’s like a damn pokemon

he feels ur emotions :((( if ur mood is down his tail droops :(( and he gives u cuddles and tries to make u feel better

he even likes to make a fool out of himself and be silly if it makes u laugh :((( he’s so precious

in other words i love doggy bokuto

pirate!ushijima

we are: kidnapped

ah yes we’re are captives of the most fearsome pirates of the seas: shiratorizawa

just so you know, tendou was the instigator. he was all “let’s kidnap a noble’s kid and get the ransom money!” (whether you actually are a noble or not is up to you)

thing is, nobody’s willing to pay (if you aren’t a noble) or the pirates really pissed off the folks in charge and are now doing a manhunt

so yeah you aren’t going back anytime soon

but he’s a pretty good sport about it - very hospitable

he notices the little things u like and gets them for u <333 sighs <333

he saw you reading that book? wow look at that, there’s suddenly a stack of them and the same genre he saw you reading

but you definitely shouldn’t test him. he’s SUPER scary when it comes down to it

you saw how ruthless he was with the rogues that had dared to challenge him on sea

mf made them walk the plank

you help on the ship bc u wanna be useful and also shirabu keeps being mean

he asks u to teach the crew how to read cuz theyre dumb as shit and only know water and treasure

speaking of treasure - when he leaves u on the ship to explore a cave, he gets u really pretty jewelry <33 anything u ask for

“oh, welcome back captain. how was your mission?” “i brought back a few trinkets i thought you might like.” *reveals whole chest of priceless gems* “are they to your liking? if not, we can set sail for something else that might interest you.” “I-”

bruh got a pet eagle - u ask the crew and they dont even know how tf it happened

hell, even he doesn’t know how it happened wtf. “oh. one day it flew down to me and i fed it. that’s all.” wtf

equivalent to diluc’s bird - he didn’t even give it a name so he gives u the honors

U name him rigatoni (you got a great naming sense btw)

oh my god oh my god oh my god HE TRIES TO PROTECT U WHEN PPL WERE TRYNA INVADE THE SHIP

it was the first thing he did no cap - burst into ur room and scoops u up <33333

“what the-” “we need to get you to safety. we are under attack.” and holds u close to his chest AAAHSIDHFPSDHFN OH MY LORD YES

HAS THE TEAM GIVE U SELF DEFENSE LESSONS AFTER THAT

tendou tries to give u a sword but ushi says no “she could hurt herself.”

“but ushiwaka! we can teach her not to hurt herself” “...it’s my orders.” “c’mon, be more honest, ushiwaka! what’s the real reason?”

he goes quiet then looks at u “...i’ll always be there to help. she’ll have me.” AOISHSDHFSNDF

HELPPPPP SIOJFDSKFJP HES SO CHARMING AND HE DOESNT EVEN TRY

but the rest of the crew are like “then what’s the point”

but tendou sneaks u a dagger just to be safe

sorry ur apart of the crew now - but they’re like a family even if they did kidnap u

oh whatever your life before wasn’t as cool as this (no offense)

they are given orders to protect u at all costs

speaking of which - ushi isn’t all that great w guns

almost blew his own head off tryna figure out how it works before reon snatched it from him

he brings you with him to towns and cities and he likes taking u to the markets to get you stuff

ushijima tell me your love language is gift-giving without telling me your love language is gift-giving-

he finds out you’re pretty good at bargaining and brings you onshore a lot more

is mesmerized at how you absolutely BERATE the merchant who was tryna rip you off like sis where is this violence coming from??? he loves it??

he also likes to stop by some pretty islands and imagines just settling down in such a nice place w you <333 SIGHS <333 VERY <333 LOUDLY <333

no matter how much he likes you...he will NOT let you drive the boat under any circumstances </3 its his livelihood c’mon man

whenever you have to stay on the ship while he’s away he sends rigatoni to give messages and the two of u talk thru messages

speaking of which rigatoni is fierce and can definitely sink his talons and his sharp beak into any bastard that dares get near you while the captain is away

wakatoshi “swimming is for pussies” ushijima - he’s water resistant

bruh so powerful he walks on water

second coming of christ who

IM JUST KIDDING he does swim but we hardly ever see it

legends say (tendou says) he looks rlly awkward doing it and only knows how to doggie paddle

speaking of our homeboy tendou - he loooves spooking the team (and especially you) with scary stories . don’t worry tho - this is all a ploy to get the beeg pirate husband to comfort u at night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he is ur wingman u can count on him. but his suggestions are ridiculous

“Jump off the deck and see if he’ll catch you!” um excuse me- THOU SHALT NOT PUT BIG HUSBAND TO THE TEST

he’s got good intentions...i think…

but everyone literally knows he would dive after you

in other words pirate!ushijima is a softie at heart but goddamn he probably secretly has a pet shark so dont test him or u goin overboard

mafia leader!kita

we are: associate from different group/family

kita highly respects u and yall have been acquainted since u were young with the alliance of ur families

so in a way ur childhood friends but yall do have lil bit of friendly rivalry a bit

arranged marriage whuuuutttt...yeah thats what happened but u love him <3

nobody else knows about ur arranged marriage but you two

POLITE GENTLEMAN <333 !!! HNNNNNNNN his granny raised him right even tho he’s a mafia leader

RICH BOY RICH BOY RICH BOY- ALWAYS DRESSES DASHINGLY AND SMELLS GREAT MMMMMM

he owns the majority of the underground casinos

and has lots of connections with others. countless, might i add.

you on the other hand specialize as an arms dealer so he cherishes your services the most

prob has the traditional tattoos allllll over his back and shoulders w like a dragon or sm and def a fox or kitsune

when u two were little he asked ur favorite flower and GOT THAT TATTOOED ON HIS BACK <3 probably secretly has your initials hidden in there somewhere

u both have a silent understanding of each other and he talks to u more than he does anyone

before he used to smoke but once he figured out that you didn’t like the smell of cigarettes he quit just like that

his underlings, the miya twins are so confused on how kita switches from totally brutal and ruthless to so soft around u

they can’t tease him for it, though, cuz he’d pulverize them

but they want to know more about u,,,you mysterious enigma,,,but kita would kill them if they dared asked about you

so they go to inarizaki’s most secretive informant/cyber mercenary, suna rintarou

and suna knows all about you. he saw you one time and he was curious about who you were and is now rlly scared of you because he dug too deep and you’ve got LOTS of history

he doesn’t dare tell the twins what he found no matter how much they bug him

until they bribe him at just the right price

and when aran finds out and tells kita?? ohhh boy it’s lights out for all three of them

oh my god ,,, would kill for u he loves u so much

one time you were kidnapped and held hostage

bro saw red

MAFIA ANNIHILATION SPEEDRUN ANY % NO GLITCH

he got world record time

wiped out the entire conglomerate behind it - nothing and nobody left behind after that

and of course, made sure you were safe.

yandere? ofc not...i mean...just look at him...so innocent...he would never...sharpening that knife...with splattered blood all over him...

is now joined at the hip with u,,,no matter how much you tell him you’ll be fine now and that you have tons of reliable bodyguards he won’t let it go

“don’t you have to go back to your place?” “this is my duty as both a fellow associate and your future husband.” aww,,,ur so sweet...but BRUH PLEASE GO HOME ARAN IS DOING EVERYTHING OVER THERE

makes sure to build a headquarters DIRECTLY NEXT TO YOURS so that its faster

and it’s not long until he just signs a deal to merge ur factions together (since yall getting married anyways)

and oh my god...ur underground wedding is SO SO PRETTY

absolutely DOESN’T care if he’s smuggling jewels from different countries - he’s having your ring CUSTOM MADE and the way you want it. “the diamond is too small? sure thing, darling, i’ll have it 7 times that size.”

makes sure everything is perfect in ur wedding <333 its very extravagant and even though its not really his style he’ll do anything for you

he absolutely WOULD take your last name if you wanted. FIGHT ME ON THIS

takes you to his private island for ur honeymoon so that the two of you don’t have to worry about work

meanwhile aran is scrambling around the place trying to cover for the both of you

he’s a VERY romantic husband - NEVER takes off his ring even for security. he says its practically a part of him just like you are <3

the ring has a built in tracker connected to an app. possessive? noooo...

in other words this escalated pretty quickly but i aint complaining if it gets me married to kita

--EXTRA EXTRA!! other characters’ roles!!--

officer!daichi:

karasuno squadron consists of:

cops: daichi (duh), asahi (mostly patrol, he hates confrontation), tanaka & noya (mostly accompanied by ennoshita), hinata & kageyama

investigators/detectives: sugawara, ennoshita, yamaguchi, tsukishima, kiyoko, yachi

surveillance: narita, kinoshita, tsukishima too

househusband!oikawa:

makki and mattsun are also househusbands

iwaizumi is a malewife fhasodjkasdhf-

ceo!kuroo:

lev is the newbie that walked in on u two-

janet still a bitch

kenma is his fellow ceo buddy. he also owns a multimillion dollar company and kuroo’s and his have a sort-of contract so you see him a lot in meetings

yaku is like one of the top performing managers so whenever yall have branch meetings he’s there

dog hybrid!bokuto:

kuroo is the black neighborhood cat bokuto almost murdered cough cough i did that on purpose yes i did

kenma is also another neighborhood cat. you don’t see him around that often but now that bokuto got jealous he stays far away.

hinata is the orange chihuahua i briefly mentioned

i couldn’t decide whether akaashi would stay human and be his previous owner or also be a cat/dog/owl. so lets say he’s ur human friend that is your bestie and comes over a lot. bokuto likes him, though. still gets jealous a bit.

pirate!ushijima:

tendou is practically is right hand man

the rest of the team have something to give idk how to explain pirate team members okay-

BUT BUT BUT- they do have sea rivals which are the seijoh pirates. you ran into them one day and oikawa thought you were kidnapped (you were, but you liked it there) so he tried to do you justice and failed miserably. ushijima ragdolled him into the ocean when he flirted w you.

mafia!kita:

the twins are something akin to mercenaries basically. or just plain lackeys.

suna is an informant/cyber mercenary. he gathers information about ppl which is how he knew about you. and he’s a hacker lol.

aran is his second-in-command, omimi + ginjima are his bodyguards

a/n: im going to regret posting this

#haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu captains #daichi sawamura #oikawa toru #kuroo tetsuro #kita shinsuke #ushijima wakatoshi #bokuto kotaro #x reader

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xblackreader · 4 years

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Can I get a scenario with bakugou having a crush on the black!reader but can't put effort towards her because she has a boyfriend already. But, oneday in the dorms at night before everyone went to bed, class-1a hears a person screaming help and they peek in the hallway and it's the reader fighting the bf because she found out that he got her bestfriend pregnant. After everything is settled down, reader in her dorm and kirishima tells bakugou it's the perfect time to comfort her and show little by little that he like her.

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a/n: my first ask! I hope you like it!

↳ Katsuki Bakugou comforts you after your boyfriend cheated!

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Deku’s exhilarated voice filled the halls of the 1A dorm. “That was so cool, Kaachan! The way you applied the forces of gravity against your quirk was so smart! You went soaring, like Boom! Wham! Pow!”

“Shaddup, ya damn Deku! I know I’m cool, that’s why I’m going to be number one while you’re stuck at number two!”

“That’s not true, Kaachan! I’ll beat you soon!”

The walk back to their rooms after sparring was always like this, the curfew that Aizawa placed was lenient so there were still a few stragglers who weren’t in a hurry to leave.

“Bakugou, you really gotta stop underestimating your friends, it’s not manly! I almost had you at the sports festival and I’m stronger now.” Kirishimas shark like grin split his handsome face, dirtied up from rough practice sessions. “Heh, shit maybe I’ll beat you out for number one, huh?”

The raging blonde sneered arrogantly at his friend, “Like hell you will.” His usual attire of a black tank top and sweats was sweaty and they all smelled gross collectively. Bakugou had already eaten his dinner he was just wanting to get back to his room at this point.

“Hey guys!” Uraraka ran up to the group of boys greeting them with a awkward smile on her face. “You’re back from sparring?”

“Yeah!” Midoriya fanboyed. “It was amazing! Kirishima showed us his new ultimate move ‘Crimson Shield’, and Kaachan used his quirk to go so high in the air like ‘Whoosh!’ and I found a new way to use my power with minimal damage and- !” Deku went on ranting to his dear friend while she noddd and kept up his excitement. He really bagged a good one, Uraraka was good for Deku.

“Yeah, nothing like a friendly sparring match to get the blood pumping’- !” Kirishima started, but was interrupted by distant shouting. The boys all collectively looked around and up at the source of chaos coming from the floor above them.

“You fucking bitch! You cheated on me?! I can’t believe you-!”

The entire group tensed collectively.

Deku spoke first “That sounds like Y/N-chan…”

Bakugou was already opening the door to the stairs, choosing to ignore the elevator. Kirishima closely behind him. You sounded like you were crying and the two boys cared too much for that to be the case.

One more than the other.

Descending upon the floor’s entrance door, Bakugo flung it open and looked around the hallway. At the end of it, he could see you propped out of your doorway, throwing clothes out onto the floor, tears streaming down your face. You looked angry. Furious and devastated.

In front of you, your good for nothing boyfriend sat pathetically trying in vain to catch his belongings “You’re crazy!” Your shithead of a boyfriend spat at you, and Bakugou took a step forward to defend your honor but was stopped by Kirishima. He glared at his red-headed friend.

“Just wait, Bakugou.” Kirishima said, surprisingly calm. He knew Bakugo had like you for quite a while and with the look on your face towards your boyfriend, Kirishima hated to say it but it looks like his friend might have an opening.

“I’m crazy?!” You shouted, your voice breaking in fury. “I’m crazy because I’m done with you?! You’re a piece of shit, (ex’s name)! How could you do that to me!”

Your soon to be ex boyfriend shook his head in denial, “You don’t know what you’re talking about-“

“I saw the fucking texts, nigga! I know you fucked (bff name), and I fucking know she knocked up, with yo weak ass pull out game. N- Now I’m glad I never let you hit! Yo, dumbass would’ve left me itchin’! Her hoe ass, that’s what’s you get!”

“Bitch, whatever if you had let me get some, maybe I wouldn’t be cheating on yo fat ass!”

Bakugou bristled at that and shoved Kirishima’s hand off him. The rest of the class was starting to enter the hallway and nosily watch. The ash blonde boy grabbed your shitty ex by his collar and roughly dragged him up, blocking his view from you. Kirishima walked up to you and you flung yourself into his arms.

“That’s quite enough out of your punk ass. It’s crazy, you know? Extras like you get a ten-out-of-ten bad chick like Y/N and don’t know how to act. She took a chance on your ugly ass, for real.”

“Tell him, Katsu! He a b- bum ass nigga!” You hiccuped, tearfully. Bakugou could hear in your voice that your heart was broken and that made him increasingly angrier.

Your ex wasn’t stronger than Bakugou and struggled in his grip, being dragged like a rag doll to the elevators. Bakugou contemplated throwing his ass down the staircase or out the window but that wouldn’t be very “hero-like” or some shit.

“Hey, my clothes-!” Your pathetic ex struggled in vain.

Bakugou spoke up again, spitting in his face. “You’re lucky I’m not beating the shit out of your bum ass right now. If you’re smart,” Bakugou tossed the boy into the elevator. “You’ll leave and never come back, you can do without a few jackets, bitch. You don’t live here.”

Bakugou pressed the lobby button and let the elevator close.

Aizawa came, way too fucking late, and dispersed the other students after they comforted you to the best of your ability. After a firm hug from Iida and a cupcake from Sato, you turned with tears in your eyes and headed into your room silently.

Kirishima and Bakuhou were the last to head back to their rooms.

Before Bakugou could press the button to he and Kirishima’s floor, the redhead stopped him again.

Bakugou glared at him halfheartedly in confusion.

Kirishima gestured his head toward your room, “Go see about her, bro. This is your chance, now that her non manly ex is gone. You’re manly!”

Bakugou scoffed. “She doesn’t want to see me, she probably wants to be alone or some shit...”

“Dude,” Kirishima rolled his eyes. “Go see her man. I know you like her and respect her, you’d treat her way better than these shitty dudes she keeps choosing. I also know that if i had been her position. i wouldn’t want to be left alone to cry.”

Bakugou watched Kirishima step into the elevator and press the button. “You were super manly standing up for her, dude. Just go talk to her.”

Bakugou stood there while the elevator doors closed in front of him for a few minutes. He contemplated just pussying out and pressing the button again before Kirishima could find out and body his ass.

But he had heard your voice and had wanted to comfort you so badly, he just didn’t know how in front of all those shitty extras in his class.

Eventually, he slithered his way back to the front of your door. The shitty walls were thin and you weren’t wailing but he could definitely hear you fighting off little sniffs in woe.

His chest tightened and he lifted his hand knocking tentatively against the door twice.

After a few moments, you opened the door a little, peeked out adorably and your eyes widened when you saw none other than the great Bakugou Katsuki standing there looking... sheepish? That’s new.

“Hey...” He started, his eyes on his feet. “I just wanted to tell you, you-...”He trailed off as his throat constricted in embarrassment, he was new to this.

“You didn’t deserve that... I don’t want to get all in your business and my bad if you thought I did, I just... I saw you crying and had to help.” Bakugou kicked a non-existent rock.

You opened the door fully. “Its okay, Katsu. I just... I was really-” You stopped blushing. “Sorry, you can come in if you want.”

Bakugou nodded and slowly stepped in your room, being bombarded with your smell of perfume and shea butter. God, you were an angel.

He shook his head. Stupid pervert, this isn't about you. He chastised himself.

“Yeah, I just..” The blonde cleared his throat and didn't face you. “You don’t have to tell me anything but, I'm here for you and shit so... don’t feel like you owe me anything, alright stupid?”

Why’d you call her stupid? Why can’t you just be nice, you asshole?!

You laughed and nodded, tears entering your eyes again. “I really appreciate it, Bakugou. You're always so good to me.” You hiccupped.

Bakugou’s gaze softened and he opened his arms. “C’mere, dumbass.”

You leapt into his arms and wrapped yourself around him, crying your eyes out and shuddering in despair. “Wh- what did I do wrong, Katsuki?”

Bakugou snarled and turned your head to look at him, sitting with you halfway in his lap on your bed. “You didn’t do shit, that bitch doesn’t know what he lost, seriously. You’re not to blame for his bullshit.”

You nodded but Bakugou knew you didn’t fully believe him yet so he continued, even if it might expose his feelings.

“You’re amazing,” He started, letting you bury your head in his neck. “You’re hella smart and talented, and you’re not always annoying either, sometimes you’re funny.”

“Shut up...” You giggled and pressed your wet face to his neck, but he didn’t mind.

“You smell good all the time and you can’t cook for shit, but you can make, like, popcorn and that’s cool” He started to smirk, he wanted to make you laugh. He wanted to make you forget about that stupid ex of yours. “and you’re real pretty. Like, seriously, bad as hell.”

You blushed but Bakugou couldn’t see it, you couldn’t see his blush either and he was glad for it.

“Thank you, Katsu... Really, i mean it.” You shivered when his large hands squeezed at your thighs. “I wish...” You started, hesitantly. “I wish i had a guy like you...”

Bakugou froze and looked down at you while you looked up at him. Your eyes met and his darted down to your thick brown lips, they looked like honey to him, they always have.

He opened his mouth to ask, but you beat him to it. “Can I kiss you?”

Bakugou smiled crookedly. “Yeah.”

You tasted like vanilla.

He tasted like caramel.

#bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #bakugou x black reader #bakugou fluff #bakugou #bakugo x y/n #bakugou headcanons #bnha bakugo katsuki

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ayellowcurtain · 4 years

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prompt about Sander who accept a bet with his friends to win Robbe's heart and be his bf, along the way Sander is head over heels to Robbe but some times later Robbe found out about the bet.

“He’s chill, I don’t think it’ll be hard.” His friend says behind him, but Sander is already looking, thinking that boy was a lot more than chill.

“This is the stupidest idea you guys have ever had.” Sander looks back at his friends when he hears the worried tone, at how bothered Adi is by the joke. It’s a stupid, really bad idea, but Sander couldn’t say no to an excuse to get closer to that boy. Sander is sure he already saw that boy, Robbe, somewhere, but he can’t figure out where.

“Oh, shit, Sander…” Adi looks at him, but Sander is busier still watching the videos spreading like wildfire: him, kissing Robbe at that party on Friday and someone filming from afar, talking about how the first year boy fell in their trap, congratulating Sander.

“He’ll hate you forever, bro.” Sander holds his phone tighter, rewatching the stories a few times, trying to come up with an excuse, but nothing comes to his mind. Robbe isn’t replying to his texts so he already saw this.

“I have to go.”

Sander knocks on the door constantly, impatiently. Someone would just have to give him a chance to get in and explain. He’s in Robbe’s territory, and he knows everyone inside that flat probably hates him now, even Senne. They’ve been friends for a long time, but his friend now lives with Robbe, dates one of his closest friends and Sander has been around Senne and Robbe enough to see how much Senne cares about the younger boy and how Robbe looks up to him in a way Sander can’t understand.

He’s the one to finally open the door abruptly, looking at Sander like he’s about to kill him. He tries to close the door, but Sander puts his foot and hand against it.

“Senne, please, let me explain. Let me apologize to him, please.”

Senne opens the door a little, but stand in the space he created, “He doesn’t want to talk to you, bro.”

“Then he’ll just listen,” Senne stares at him, judging but considering the options. They’ve been friends forever, and that’s why Sander can get inside, with Senne closing the door right next to them.

“He’s feeling like shit. So you better have a good, solid excuse to give him right now.”

Sander nods his head to the little piece of advice and Senne points with his head to the direction Sander should go.

He stops in front of another closed door and takes a deep breath in and out, unsure of what to say now that they’re just a few meters apart. The video is not his fault, he didn’t know it existed until this morning, with Adi showing it to him. He was very clear with his friends the second he saw them after spending a whole weekend with Robbe after their first kiss, thinking they were hidden from everyone.

He told them the prank was over. He told them he liked spending time with Robbe, that’s why he ignored all their texts, and he would like to keep spending time with him, so his friends would just have to drop it, never mention ever again that Sander only made a move because he told them he would, sure that Robbe would like him if given the chance.

Sander opens the door carefully not to make a noise, and he gets inside, closing it just as carefully behind him, leaning against it when Robbe notices someone getting inside his bedroom uninvited, looking over his shoulder, closing his notebook on the table.

“What are you doing here?” Robbe doesn’t accuse, he sounds a lot calmer than Sander expected, but that doesn’t change how badly he fucked it up and how much he needs Robbe to understand he has nothing to do with that video.

“It’s not what you think. They wanted me to flirt with you, kiss you, but once at a party, and that was it. I’m still here, months later because I want to. They know this, I told them right after the weekend we spent together after our first kiss. I told them it was over, that I wanted to be with you. I don’t know why he filmed that and why he said what he said, I didn’t know. I was caught off guard.”

Robbe listens without interrupting him, pressing his mouth against his biceps, his hands still on his desk, not even bothering to turn and look at Sander, “Is this whole speech to make me feel bad for you or...?”

“No. No, Robbe. I was just...trying to say I’m so sorry, that I didn’t know you were even a subject still. I like you. I really like you, this wasn’t a prank for me.”

“It feels like one. I guess I would know, having the friends I have.”

Sander tries to take a few steps, holding his own hands, pinching the soft skin between his thumb and index finger, his heart beating so fast inside his chest, filling his ears. Robbe finally turns his chair to properly look at Sander, standing a few feet from him.

“I like you, Robbe. I have always liked you, for the longest time. That stupid joke was a way I found to get closer to you, finally. But I had noticed you before. I thought about it for weeks, trying to remember where I had seen you before, I told you this…” Robbe nods his head, interested, “It was with Noor, you two were spraying a garbage truck.”

Sander grabs his phone inside his jacket with shaking hands, trying to scroll through his gallery quickly enough before Robbe kicks him out. He finally finds the picture, the one he took months ago, and stared at so many times, trying to find more details he could be missing about the mystery boy.

He shows Robbe the photo and tries to look at him while Robbe is busy, carefully grabbing his phone, zooming in.

He looks a little messy. From the weeks they spent glued together after that first kiss, Sander noticed Robbe has a habit of touching his hair when he’s nervous. Sander hates that he made Robbe nervous without meaning to. That it was a bad type of nervous, thinking Sander would ever use him for a prank.

Sander can’t help but stand a little closer, right in front of Robbe, staring at him still looking down at his phone. Robbe gives him the phone back, a little confused when he finds Sander so close, taking a step back, frowning, avoiding to meet Sander’s eyes.

“That’s not an excuse, you know. I stopped filming with Jens and the others because of this...stupid pranks that are never funny.”

“I know. I know. I’m sorry, Robbe. It was never my intention for this to go...the way it did.”

Robbe circles around himself, clearly not knowing what to do, but at least he’s not asking Sander to leave just yet so he stands where Robbe left him, watching as he sits on his bed, constantly nibbling the inside of his bottom lip.

Sander looks at the space next to Robbe on the bed, and he moves slowly, sitting there, waiting for Robbe to forgive him.

Two days ago they were kind of pushing and pulling each other out of bed while Sander was trying to go home for once. Robbe wanted him to stay and Sander wanted it too, but he had to go to therapy and he just wanted to see pouty Robbe ask for him to stay.

They kissed against the door and Sander managed to slip out of Robbe’s bedroom, not even looking back so he wouldn’t rush back to Robbe, forgetting all about therapy and his own home. Now Robbe is barely looking at him.

“I’m sorry, Robbe.”

“Stop apologizing,” Robbe whines his complains and Sander looks at him, not thinking before putting his hand on Robbe’s cheek, making him look at him, kissing his lips before Robbe can stop him.

To his surprise, Robbe kisses him back instantly, his hand finding its way to Sander’s neck, stopping in the back, pressing his fingertips against his skin, pulling Sander even closer, deepening the kiss.

He tries to move closer, putting his hands on Robbe’s waist, almost making him fall back, but Robbe moves quicker, a lot more certain, straddling Sander against the mattress, putting both hands on his neck.

“We should-” Sander’s breathing is too short to continue, smiling at Robbe so close to him, staring at his lips, “lock the door.”

“Nobody is coming here right now.” Robbe moves on to kissing his neck eagerly, and Sander closes his eyes, trying not to think about Robbe on his lap, taking his shirt off, kissing his neck with his mouth open and wet.

“Robbe, Senne is dying to come to slice my throat because of that video...lock the door, please.”

Robbe sighs, annoyed, getting up and Sander can’t help but stare at this shirtless, so hot, handsome boy, stomping his feet.

Sander takes his jacket off slowly, watching Robbe lock the door, pushing his hair to the side, off of his eyes. Sander loses his breath watching Robbe open his legs to sit on his lap again, and they’re back to kissing in now time, Robbe pressing his body against Sander, asking him quietly to lie down already.

#wtfock #robbe ijzermans #sander driesen #robbe x sander #sobbe

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