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mrrharper · 2 months
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A Workout Break
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trav stretched his arms as he took a quick break in the middle of his workout. he was doing arms and chest, and trav was feelin' the pump--
Trevor blinked a few tines and turned around. Why the hell was he in a gym?! How did he get there? He was just... at this point Trevor realized he didn't remember anything from before. He has no idea what was happening and didn't know what was going on.
Then Trevor looked at his arms - they were huge! His jaw dropped as he saw his biceps the size of footballs. That is not his body! He then looked down - his chest was massive, his shoulders broad, his legs thick and meaty. And god, he was packing under his compression shorts. This was not him - Trevor was a rather skinny guy, not a muscular behemoth.
Suddenly Trevor felt that he remembered something - a memory that began surfacing in his mind. He was standing somewhere, some room... a classroom maybe, he couldn't say. He was there, standing, and there were some other guys there, and they were... like, athletes maybe... or gym bros, yeah, something like that. Yeah, they were standing around him, looking down at him. And they were giving something to him? Something to eat maybe... no, it was... it was a shirt, and they... forced Trevor to smell it?
Suddenly another giant of a gym bro, wearing a damp muscle shirt, came up to him. "ey trav bruh, you looking pumped dude, huhuhuh" he let out a dumb chuckle. Trevor was just about to answer, saying that he isn't what this guy was thinking he was when the smell of the gym bro's sweat entered Trevor's nostrils. The musky, salty smell was intoxicating and--
trav laughed and flexed his biceps "ya like what ya see bruh?" he asked, then kissed his biceps and sniffed his armpmits. "shit burh, i reek dude" they then both chuckled. jay leaned in and put his nose in trav's pits "duuuuuude, yer smellin' like a real man, pumpin' iron 24/7 dude, ain't that right bro" "fuck yeah it is" trav said as he pushed jay's face into his sweaty pits. after a moment jay stood up and said "ya rested enough bro?" to which trev responded "hell yeah, let's fuckin' go" he then groped and scratched his package bulging under his nike shorts and got back to liftin'
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fredwmain · 14 days
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Himbo Maker: Detention
Thanks to an anonymous follower for this incredibly in-depth and well-realised himbo chat. Find Himbo Maker here.
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Himbo Maker: Bro, I'm Himbo Maker! I'm so dumb, sweaty, and muscly that I turn people into gay, stupid, smelly himbos just by talking to me!
User: *i'm a skinny gay guy. I enter detention and sit at a table. I take out a notebook and start working*
Himbo Maker: You hear a deep, dumb voice behind you,
"Bro, you're looking mighty smart with your head down in that book!"
User: *sigh* dude .... i'm trying to focus
Himbo Maker: He leans on the table next to you and starts looking over your notes.
"Damn, bro, what makes you such a nerd? All your little symbols look like squiggles to me..."
User: they're just equations .... you should know what that is ...
Himbo Maker: He frowns and looks at you skeptically.
"Equations, huh? You, like, trying to figure out how to lift heavy weights with your puny body or something? Cause it ain't working, bro..."
User: *sarcastically laughing* HA. HA. HA. you're very funny
Himbo Maker: He shrugs like you don't make sense to him.
"I wasn't joking, bro. Just keep it real and admit you could never compete with a manly beef-eating, protein-drinking himbo like me."
User: i don't have anything to prove to you dude
Himbo Maker: That makes him roll his eyes and chuckle dumbly.
"That's cause you know you can't. You're just a little bookworm who's only good at doing homework. You're not manly like me, bro."
User: oh noooo, i feel so hurt by what you're saying. Woe is me. That was sarcasm in case you can't tell
Himbo Maker: He scoffs at you and moves even closer.
"Sure, bookworm. You can sit here quietly reading like a good little nerd, but I'll be over here, deadlifting twice my body weight and getting all that chick ass, bro."
User: dude i'm gay, do you think i care about chick ass ??? go do your stupid deadlifting and get out of my face !
Himbo Maker: The thought that you're attracted to guys makes him angry.
"You're GAY? What... You like boys or something, bro? Because that's kinda weird, bro..."
User: Oh are you intimidated by me being gay ? You're afraid i would be attracted to you or something ? Is that such a horrible thought for you ?
Himbo Maker: He scowls and scoffs.
"Dude, I'm like the manliest man in the whole school! I'd never look at some wimpy little gay nerd like you! And you... You're saying you're attracted to me?"
User: that's not what i was saying
Himbo Maker: He snorts and rolls his eyes.
"Whatever... Gay dudes probably have a secret crush on me anyway. Cause I'm so strong and dumb, and that's so hot to you gay guys. Just admit it already..."
User: yeah yeah sure. Go on with your lifting now
Himbo Maker: He flexes his muscles and scowls at you, but then sits right next to you and leans over, getting in your face. He glares at you for a second and then whispers to you, so everyone else can't hear.
"Hey, bro, I have a question for you..."
User: *i glance and look at how many other people are in the room with us*
Himbo Maker: It's a busy afternoon detention, and you're seated right in the middle of the room. Plenty of other students are working silently at the tables near you. He glares at everyone, glares back at you, then whispers again, right in your ear.
"You wanna know something, dude?"
User: sure
Himbo Maker: He whispers even closer to your ear now, his hot, sweaty breath brushing against your skin.
"Are you... You know... Are you attracted to me, bro?"
User: no i'm not attracted to you "bro"
Himbo Maker: He scowls again and glares at you, but his expression softens.
"Hey, bro, are you sure...? I'm a real manly hunk, huhu, I have all the ladies throwing themse-" He stops and his eyes narrow in anger.
"Did you just call me BRO again?"
User: ... yes ?
Himbo Maker: His eyes narrow even more in anger until he's glaring right at you.
"Okay, listen here, BRO. I don't want you calling me BRO anymore! I get all the chicks, and I'm way too manly for your wimpy, soft gay boy bullshit-"
User: jesus christ, what's your problem ?! *i back off from you*
Himbo Maker: His anger boils over and he grabs you by the shirt, pulling you in even closer to give you a loud, angry scolding.
"My problem? My problem is that you just called me BRO, BRO. That's some gay ass bullshit, BRO. I'm gonna stomp your gay twink ass just for that, BRO-"
User: *i struggle* let me go !
Himbo Maker: He doesn't let go and keeps holding on tight to your shirt. He glares at you, his nostrils flaring as he holds you right in his big, musky, sweaty face.
"You gay little twink, huhuhu, I'm the manliest man-bro this school ever saw. I'm gonna teach you a lesson you'll never forget, BRO-"
User: *suddenly i get intimidated* dude ...
Himbo Maker: He gets right down on your level, so your faces are literally touching. His breath is hot and heavy, and his lips are parted slightly, his tongue resting against his teeth and drool pooling in his mouth.
Now, only you and him are hearing his deep, stupid voice as he roars right in your face:
"I'll teach you never to call me BRO again, BRO!"
User: ok dude i won't call you that anymore ! please let me go !
Himbo Maker: He raises an eyebrow and frowns at you, then opens his mouth and licks his lips in a really gross way.
"Okay, good. I'm glad you're gonna listen, BRO. Don't call me BRO again, and I won't stomp your twink ass, huhuhu. Now be good and get back to being a stupid nerd, BRO-"
User: *i just wait for him to let me go*
Himbo Maker: He lets go of your shirt and stands up straight again. He scowls for a second, then sniffs loudly.
"Good. I'm gonna stand in the corner and do my dumb, manly lifts now. Maybe later you can come over and watch me lift weights, huhuhu... And maybe later... something else could happen."
He scowls at you, then moves away and starts going back to his dumb weightlifting in the corner.
User: *whisper* what the fuck ..... bro ... i sit back down
Himbo Maker: He keeps working out in the corner, but keeps glaring at you every now and then, his eyes narrowing in anger and his thick, muscular arms getting bigger and bigger as he lifts the ridiculously heavy weights.
The teacher walks in and starts the detention, telling everyone to read silently for the rest of the period. You see other students all sitting down and quietly reading at nearby tables.
User: *i try to focus on homework but i'm still shook up from you grabbing me*
Himbo Maker: You're left alone, quietly working in detention with other students. The teacher is sitting at a desk at the front of the detention room, but you're all left alone and unattended as the teacher reads a book.
The muscular Himbo keeps working out heavily just a few feet away from you, grunting and grumbling like an angry gorilla. Once in a while, he scowls at you, or looks you up and down with his intense stare.
User: *i look at my watch. How much longer does detention last ?*
Himbo Maker: You see it's about half an hour until detention ends. All around you, other kids are just doing work silently. The muscular Himbo working out keeps grunting and grumbling with every lift.
User: *i can't concentrate at all with your loud grunts. I raise my hand to ask a question to the teacher* Sir, can i go to the bathroom please ?
Himbo Maker: The teacher looks up from his book and looks at you for a second. He smiles thinly and nods at you.
"Yeah, sure, you may go. Please be quick about it."
User: *i get up and quickly get out of the detention room and walk toward the bathroom. I try to cool off*
Himbo Maker: You make it out of the detention room and into the hallway. The hallway is fairly filled with students, but everyone's just quietly walking and going to their classes. It's all pretty quiet, with no one making much noise. As you walk toward the bathroom, you hear the familiar loud grunting and grumbling of the muscular, dumb Himbo working out loudly in the detention room behind you.
User: *i talk to myself* Jesus christ what's this guy's problem .... bro .... I'll call yo bro if i want too .... pfff
Himbo Maker: As you speak, you hear another loud grunting and growling sound coming from the detention room. It's the muscular Himbo getting even angrier and lifting heavier things with even more furious grunting. His musky, sweaty smell is also getting stronger and starts filling the air like fumes.
User: why is this guy so loud, damn .... i clean my hands before returning to detention
Himbo Maker: When you step back into the detention room, you see everyone is sitting silently at their tables working, including the muscular, dumb Himbo by the corner. He's still grunting and grunting with each heavy weight he lifts, and he keeps stopping to angrily glare at you.
User: *i look at him and roll my eyes. I sit back down and try to concentrate*
Himbo Maker: He scowls at you, but keeps working out at his corner. There's a strong, manly, musky, sweaty smell filling the room, and you can feel yourself starting to feel heat coming from his hot, dumb body. The loud grunting and growling fills the air every time he lifts a heavy weight. Everyone in the room just stares down at their books and quietly works.
User: *it's getting hot so i drink from my water bottle to cool down a bit*
Himbo Maker: You take long glugs from your water bottle, feeling the icy liquid soothing your dry throat and making you feel cooled down. Even then, the room is starting to warm up overall, and the muscular Himbo keeps grunting loud as he lifts weights nearby. His hot, sweaty body stench keeps filling the air, and the humidity is also getting higher in the room. The strong, manly smell is starting to become overpowering.
User: *i'm wondering if anyone else is smelling this. Does anyone else look bothered ?*
Himbo Maker: Everyone else in the room looks like they're trying their best to ignore it, and they're trying to focus on their work like you are. Although you can tell their focus is being disrupted by the hot, sweaty, musky scent that's filling the room from the muscular Himbo lifting weights in the corner. The other students keep sniffling and coughing from time to time, and they're starting to look uncomfortable.
User: Sir, can we open the window ? It's ... uh .... it's getting hot in here i ask the teacher
Himbo Maker: The teacher looks up from his book again, raising an eyebrow at you.
"Actually, you're right. I'll go open the window right now."
He gets up and walks over to the window, opening it and letting in cold, fresh air. Your nose is flooded with a cold, breezy breeze, and the muscular Himbo's grunting and growling gets drowned out by the rush of cold air coming through the window.
User: *i sigh in relief that the situation is finally getting better*
Himbo Maker: Everyone else is obviously relieved too, including the teacher. You're all able to focus more and the temperature immediately feels better in the room with the cold breeze coming in. The muscular Himbo also stops grunting as loudly as he did before, and he's breathing more heavily now that his workout is being disrupted.
User: *i just spend the rest of detention not doing much as i'm too distracted to concentrate*
Himbo Maker: There's nothing to do in detention, so you just sit silently and distract yourself by thinking or daydreaming. You just sit there quietly, feeling a little more relaxed now that the room is quieter and cooler. The muscular Himbo keeps working out, but he's still breathing heavily with his muscles rippling and his chest heaving. The hot, musky smell of his sweaty body is still filling the air, but it's becoming more bearable as the room becomes colder.
User: *i look at my watch again. Is detention over ?*
Himbo Maker: You look at your watch and see it's five minutes until the detention period is officially over. The muscular Himbo is still sweating profusely and working out, but he's also keeping himself busy so he's not glaring at you anymore.
User: *it feels like detention lasts forever*
Himbo Maker: The muscular Himbo finally gets finished with his workout after a few more minutes of grunting and lifting weights. He scowls and wipes his sweaty face with a handkerchief, and then he finally decides to step away from the weights and lean against the wall. His muscles are all rippled and bulging from working out so much, and he smells even stronger and hotter than before. The humid air in the room gets thick with his man scent as it fills the air.
User: *i try to ignore you. I just look outside the window for the rest of detention*
Himbo Maker: The muscular Himbo stares at you with a pissed off expression as you ignore him. Even as you look out the window and try to relax and concentrate, you can feel his strong, manly, and intense body smell filling the air. The room is becoming stuffy and hot just from him alone, and you can hear him heavy breathing nearby.
User: *the bell finally rings and i bolt out of the room as soon as i can to escape the toxic room*
Himbo Maker: The muscular Himbo smirks and chuckles to himself as you quickly bolt out of the detention room after detention ends. As you get to the hallway you see everyone gathering up all their stuff and getting ready to leave. Some kids are laughing and joking with each other, and others are just quietly going about their business. The hallway is noisy with different voices, but everything seems pretty quiet and normal.
User: *i sigh in relief. i try to look for my friend*
Himbo Maker: You glance around and see a few kids you know getting their bags and jackets, and their friends already waiting for them outside. They're chatting and laughing, and they look like they're getting ready to leave school for the day. In the middle of a group of jocks, you notice your nerdy, soft-spoken friend Jake.
User: *i try to assess whether this is normal or not ? and whether Jake looks like he's ok or if he looks worried ?*
Himbo Maker: Jake looks like his usual shy, soft-spoken self. He doesn't look like anything's wrong, just his ordinary nerdy, awkward self. When he talks to his friends, he talks softly, and his voice is a little shaky and quivering as he talks quietly to them. As you're watching him, he looks at you briefly, and his eyes widen for a fraction of a second when he sees you looking at him.
User: *i go up to him* Hey Jake ! How was your day ?
Himbo Maker: Jake's eyes flicker with surprise for a split second when you greet him, but he tries to act casual. He stutters and talks nervously as he speaks.
"Hey...it was, um, it was al-alright."
He seems to pause for a long time after he answers, and when he speaks again, his voice still sounds shaky and quivering.
User: Are you sure you're ok ? Do you want to go outside ?
Himbo Maker: Jake hesitates for a moment again, and when he answers, he's still stuttering and quivering like he's worried about something.
"Um...I-I'm ok...I just-I need to..."
He stops talking again and takes some deep breaths to keep himself together. When he finally speaks again, his voice seems calmer, and he even manages to fake a nervous little chuckle.
"I'm alright. I just need to...go somewhere."
User: *i take him apart from the group to talk to him one on one* Jake what's going on ? You can tell me what's wrong, you know that right ?
Himbo Maker: Jake's eyes widen as you take him aside to talk one on one. He glances at the jock crowd behind you and then back at you again.
"I...just...um..."
He tries to think of what to say and tries to figure out if you'll judge him if he opens up. He seems nervous about telling you the real issue.
"Okay, look, dude...I, um...there's-there's something I want to tell you."
User: ok.... what's up ?
Himbo Maker: Jake glances around again nervously, seeing if anyone's listening before he talks again.
"Okay, it's just that it's, um...it's something that's really embarrassing. If you laugh at me, I'm going to be really mad."
User: i'm not gonna laugh. I'll tell you what happened to me earlier, you're gonna laugh too, i promise !
Did the jocks threaten you or something ?
Himbo Maker: Jake laughs nervously and shakes his head.
"No, it's not that. It's, like, it's...it's something way worse. Like, way worse than anything the jocks could pull on me."
User: okayyyyyy ....?
Himbo Maker: Jake stops for a long time, glancing around nervously as if he's making sure nobody's listening in on your conversation. Just as you think he's changed his mind about telling you, he finally takes a deep breath and looks you in the eyes.
"Okay, are you, like, ready to hear this?"
User: spill it !
Himbo Maker: Jake seems relieved after your reaction. When he notices that you're not laughing, he seems a bit calmer now that he's telling you.
"Okay, um...please don't think I'm weird. That's all I ask. But um, you know how when they send the jocks or popular kids to detention sometimes?"
User: yes ?
Himbo Maker: Jake pauses for a long time as he hesitates to say what happened to him next. When he speaks again, he's talking slowly and with a lot of pauses in his speech.
"...well, um...I think something weird happened to me when I was in detention. I-I mean...you've heard about people in detention, right? Like...how sometimes they change or become different in some way?"
User: *i try to think. Do i reckon anything like Jake is describing ?*
Himbo Maker: You start thinking about it but you're not getting any ideas. It doesn't seem like anything weird could happen to somebody in detention. In fact, some students think detention is like a prison with the guards constantly watching you. But Jake's expression is genuinely nervous and worried, and he seems like he's being totally serious about something going wrong during detention. Before you can say anything, he keeps talking.
"I-I...I just didn't feel very normal during detention, you know? Something felt really strange. My body felt weird, and I wasn't feeling like myself."
User: ok, what do you mean by that ? Your body felt weird in what way ?
Himbo Maker: "It's kind of...hard to describe, but...like, my muscles were feeling really heavy and dense, like they were getting thicker and more ripped. And my voice sounded deeper than normal. And, um, my clothes started feeling really tight on me..."
User: *i look at Jake. Does his body look different ?*
Himbo Maker: Jake's body seems a little more muscular and toned than usual, but it's hard to tell for certain under his clothes. The muscles in his shoulders and arms look larger, and it seems like he gained a little weight all around. His voice is also definitely deeper and more manly-sounding than usual, and he seems to notice you taking a look at him.
User: Hum .... You do look different ...
Himbo Maker: "Oh God...you mean my body looks more muscular than it did before? I'm not...I'm not imagining it?" Jake's eyes widen as he stares at you. He's still looking nervous and worried, but you can tell he's relieved that you notice something strange happening to him.
User: And you're sure it has something to do with detention ? Did anything particular happen ?
Himbo Maker: Jake scratches his head and thinks for a minute before he speaks.
"I guess so. I dunno, it just felt weird, like everything about me was changing into this, um...this...himbo. Like, my skin felt thicker, my muscles felt bulkier, and I was getting this...this big, manly, musky smell that made the room hot and stuffy. And I was feeling really stupid and gullible, like this dumb himbo, you know?"
User: *my eyes widen as i realize that what happened to me probably also happened to Jake* Jake, i need you to remember something for me. Was that one jock guy in detention when you were there ? You remember his name right ?
Himbo Maker: Jake looks a little confused when you ask about the jock. He's definitely noticed that your body seems a bit changed too, and he looks at you in a kind of concerned way. As you ask the first question, he seems to remember some bits of what happened.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Kyle was in detention with me. Do you think he had something to do with what's going on?"
User: *I try to remember if Kyle is the same jock that harassed me earlier*
Himbo Maker: You manage to remember that it was Kyle who tried talking to you earlier, but the details of his bullying are getting fuzzy. You know it's him though, and you think Kyle might be the one responsible for all this. You can even see him loitering in the group of jocks as the two of you talk. You don't know what he's looking at you for.
Jake looks a little distracted, like he's trying to remember if he noticed Kyle doing something to you during detention.
User: Jake .... did Kyle work out like .... really hard and loudly while you were in detention ?
Himbo Maker: "Yeah...now that you mention it, he kept doing a bunch of pushups while he was in detention. And he was like, grunting super loud and moaning about how intense it was. He was acting really weird. Why?"
User: Jake ..... the same exact thing just happened to me ....
Himbo Maker: Jake's eyes widen and looks more worried than before. He looks like he's starting to put the pieces together now.
"Oh God, you mean you felt weird too? You mean, you got changed too?"
User: I ..... uh ..... come with me *i take Jake and lead him to the bathroom. Once i'm inside i look at my body to see if anything changed*
Himbo Maker: As you lead Jake away to the bathroom, he looks at your body again quickly and feels surprised when he notices that you've also clearly changed. There's no denying that your body looks different in the same way that Jake's got different, with a bigger, more muscly figure and a deeper, more manly voice. As you take a look at yourself in the mirror, you can't help but notice that even your facial features look more masc than before.
User: what the fuck ......
Himbo Maker: Jake can't help but watch as you look at yourself in the mirror. He seems completely stunned by how much your body has changed. The changes you notice in your body are the same ones he's noticed on his own body and the exact ones that he was just describing. Your voice is also much, much deeper now and your overall demeanor and mannerisms are totally different.
User: Jake ... how do we undo this ?
Himbo Maker: Jake's eyes widen and he starts thinking frantically as he stares at you in the mirror. After he stares at your changed body for a few more seconds, he looks up at you and shakes his head nervously.
"I-I don't know. I'm worried this could be permanent. There's so much about me that's really different now...and not just in my body. I feel...I feel like a completely different person now. How do two guys who got detention together both end up like himbos? It's not fair."
User: Were you in detention with Kyle just once ? or multiple times ?
Himbo Maker: Jake hesitates for a moment. As he thinks about the question, his face lights up and he seems like he's made a connection.
"It was more than once. I was in detention with him at least three or four times...and I think he was acting kind of weird on two of those days. Why?"
User: ok .... Jake, try not to spend any more time with Kyle. If he's the one doing this to us, then we just need to avoid him to not be transformed further. Don't go to detention if he's there. Don't go to class if he's there. And don't hang out with the jocks if he's there ! can you promise me that ?
Himbo Maker: Jake nods earnestly and looks really relieved that you're coming up with a solution now. He really doesn't want to deal with the changes to his body, so your plan makes perfect sense. He still seems a bit puzzled about how all this happened, but now he's just thinking about the future.
"Yeah, I'll avoid him. I'll definitely avoid being around Kyle, and I'll try my hardest to make sure I never get detention again. And definitely none of the jocks. I promise, I'll do my best to avoid all of them."
User: Maybe this is just temporary and the effects will reverse if we stay away from him for long enough ! don't worry dude, it's gonna be totally fine !
Himbo Maker: Jake smiles nervously and nods, relieved at the idea that this could all be temporary if he just keeps avoiding Kyle. But deep down he's still not entirely sure if his changed personality will still turn back to normal, especially since the changes feel pretty permanent so far. He definitely feels more at ease though as he realizes that there might be a way to reverse this.
User: alright, i think it's time to go home for me. I'll see you tomorrow ! Just remember to not get too close to Kyle !
Himbo Maker: Jake looks at you for a second. Even without any evidence, he has a feeling that you're probably a himbo too, from the way your body looks and the way you talk now. But he just smiles back at you and nods.
"I'll do my best, don't worry. I-I'll try my best to stay away from him and the jocks. See you tomorrow!"
User: *i get home and try to relax despite everything that happened today. I'm trying my hardest to think about something else*
Himbo Maker: Back at home, you try to settle down and relax. But it's difficult to think about anything besides what happened today. You still feel all kinds of things from your recent transformation, like your new, manly body and deep voice. You even still feel kind of dumb and gullible, just like all the himbos did. You're not sure if that will ever go away either.
User: *i get up and go to the bathroom. I use the balance to weight myself. How much do i weight ?*
Himbo Maker: You try to step on the scale, but it registers a number that's a little shocking to you. You weigh at least 10 pounds more than you used to. This much extra weight would be significant for someone with a slim figure, but since you've also got more muscle now, it just makes your new body look bigger and more muscular. There's also more fat in your legs and even in your ass, which has gotten thicker and more shapely over the last few hours. You definitely look more masculine now.
User: *i write down my current weight in a notebook to keep track of it before going to sleep*
Himbo Maker: You decide to keep a record of your new weight in a notebook before going back to sleep. The extra mass doesn't seem to bother you once you realize it just means that you've transformed into a super muscular, super masculine himbo. You've already gained so many new features that you're starting to feel a bit overwhelmed, but it also feels pretty good to have a new, masculine body.
User: *i fall asleep*
Himbo Maker: You fall asleep easily, exhausted from the day's events. But even as your mind wanders and your body rests, the new himbo transformation is still clearly affecting you. You can feel the extra weight on your body now, and you can feel the muscles in your butt flexing and relaxing as you lay still. The transformation has been so rapid so far, so you're not sure if you'll wake up tomorrow even more changed. But for now, you fall asleep into a deep, himbo-filled slumber.
User: *do i wake up or do i keep dreaming ?*
Himbo Maker: In your sleep, it feels like you're getting even more manly. The muscles in your legs get thicker and more defined, and the fat in your butt seems to swell. You're almost having an extremely vivid himbo-related dream now as you sleep, a dream that's hard to differentiate from reality at this point. Your body feels bigger and more muscular than it ever has been and you can almost see yourself in the mirror in this incredibly masculine form. Even your chest feels muscular and heavy now too, with your pecs really puffing out.
User: *i wake up in a cold sweat. What time is it ?*
Himbo Maker: You wake up in the middle of the night, and you can still feel some of the physical effects of your transformation in your sleepy mind. The sweat from your thick new muscles seems to be what causes you to wake up, and you feel a little out of it by how much your new body feels bigger than it was yesterday.
You see that it's 3AM when you check your clock.
User: oh god .... oh god .... what's happening ..... this can't be happening ....
Himbo Maker: You're still really disoriented from your himbo transformation when you wake up in the middle of the night. The extra muscles really feel like they're there now, the fat in your butt feels puffy and soft, and you even feel like you can smell yourself and your muskier pit scents. Everything feels a little strange and different now, but there's no way of ignoring all these changes that have just happened to you. But you're also feeling tired again because you had so little sleep the night before, and you're already feeling your heavy, manly eyes yawning and closing.
User: *i let myself fall asleep because i want to skip to the next day as fast as possible*
Himbo Maker: The new muscles and heavier body make it hard to fall back asleep immediately, but eventually your manly frame and heavier muscles tire you out. Your eyes feel so heavy and so manly now, just like the eyes of all the other himbos you've noticed. Eventually you just can't keep them open and you get a decent few hours of sleep before finally slipping back into a deep himbo sleep.
User: *i wake up again in the morning. I immediately go weight myself on the balance to see how much i weight compared to yesterday*
Himbo Maker: You weigh yourself on the balance before trying to do anything else. It takes just a few seconds of looking at your weight to make your jaw drop. The numbers on the balance seem way higher than they were yesterday. You've gained at least another ten pounds of weight since your transformation started. Part of it is definitely muscle, but it's also definitely a significant amount of new fat as well as the muscle mass growth. It seems like your transformation just happened to get way more intense overnight as you slept.
User: oh god, oh fuck, oh god, oh fuck *i try to remain calm and collected and think of a solution*
Himbo Maker: You can't help but stare at the new number on the balanced and swear quietly. Your new weight is definitely significant, especially since it feels like most of the growth happened overnight. You're starting to feel like your transformation might be intensifying even while you're not directly interacting with Kyle. You have no idea what the solution to this is, but you start to feel helpless again while staring at the number on the scale.
User: *i write down my weight and write a summary of everything that happened. Afterward i try to call Jake. Does Jake pick up the phone ?*
Himbo Maker: Jake actually answers the phone almost right away when you call him. You can tell that he immediately realizes how nervous you sound though.
"Hey dude, you okay? You sound worried. What's going on?"
User: Jake, i've been paying attention to my transformation and i keep growing. Not being near Kyle doesn't stop the growth. We need to figure something out ....
Himbo Maker: Jake's eyes widen when you say that your transformation keeps expanding even without being close to Kyle. He starts to sound just as concerned as you are, though he also wants to stay calm and keep his head about him.
"Okay...can I ask how much you think you've grown now? Are we talking another ten pounds already...?"
User: i weighed myself yesterday before sleep and i had gained 10 pounds .... I weighted myself this morning and i gained another 10 pounds .... Maybe being near Kyle makes the growth faster but ..... It doesn't look like it'll stop on its own ...
Himbo Maker: Jake is speechless for a moment, hearing that you've gained 20 pounds in one night. Your transformation definitely seems like it's accelerating. He thinks for a moment, trying to come up with a solution.
"Okay...we need to figure this out, but I'm not sure what to do either. Have you noticed any other new changes?"
User: *i try to think about any other changes i've been experiencing*
Himbo Maker: You try to think about what other changes you could have noticed. You're still covered in a bit of a muskier, manlier scent and you can still feel your extra muscle and fat. Your pecs feel a bit bigger and your ass still has more fat on it too. Your voice is still deeper as well, and some more chest hair seems to have grown since the day before.
User: *i keep these changes for myself to not make Jake panic too much* I don't think anything else happened ... Did you notice any further changes for you ?
Himbo Maker: Jake is trying not to seem as surprised by all of your extra growth, but you can tell that he's still shocked by the news. He also tells you if there are any other changes he's noticed about himself.
"Well, just the usual muscle growth and weight gain, really. My voice seems to keep getting deeper, and I'm also noticing more chest hair than before. Other than that, I've also been smelling my muskier pits and feeling my bigger pecs. It's a little weird, huhuhu..."
User: *I listen intently. does Jake sound dumber than he did yesterday ?*
Himbo Maker: Jake definitely sounds at least a little bit dumber than he did yesterday. He's not quite an utter himbo yet, but he's definitely well on his way. He sounds a bit more muscular and confident than before, and you can tell that he's getting dumber with every passing minute. But he's still also able to carry on a decent conversation, even though his voice is a bit deeper and his grammar seems simpler.
User: Alright Jake, gotta prepare for school. See you there ! And remember what we need to not do !
Himbo Maker: Jake chuckles to himself and nods, understanding what you mean.
"Okay, you take care of yourself. I'll see you, and just remember: No jocks, no contact with Kyle or his friends, and no being close to him until we figure this out. That's just not an option right now. Okay?"
User: yes exactly ! Alright cya ! *i hang up and get ready for school*
Himbo Maker: You get ready for school while still feeling all of the changes from your transformation. You can tell the extra weight of your new muscles, the new body sweat, the muskier scent. You're almost completely unrecognized now compared to who you were even the day before, and you hope that at least the physical changes don't get too intense during school hours. But you'll at least try your best to keep away from Kyle and everyone else while you're there.
User: *i get to school and try to look for Jake. Do i see Jake anywhere ?*
Himbo Maker: Once you get to school, Jake is standing by his locker. He's wearing a typical himbo outfit, with a sleeveless sports shirt showing off his big muscular arms and some loose basketball shorts showing off his thicc thighs. His hair is a little messy as usual, but his muscles and pecs definitely feel more intimidating than before. There's also definitely more body hair on him than before though, and a darker 5'o clock shadow on his face.
User: *is Jake alone ?*
Himbo Maker: As Jake finishes putting his stuff in his locker, you notice him standing alone. It seems like he's on his own for now, and his new muscles, pecs, and body hair certainly seem to be making his aura more intimidating than before. He even looks like he's already gotten a bit dumber due to your transformation, but he's still not quite as himbo-like as Kyle would be. You notice that he even seems a bit taller than he used to be, which is slightly ominous.
User: *i approach Jake cautiously* Hey .... Jake ? How are you feeling ?
Himbo Maker: Jake looks up as you approach him, looking down at you with a dumb, almost friendly smile on his face. He's looking at you as if he's noticed and recognized how much more muscular he is by your appearance, but hasn't made the connection that he's also transforming.
"Oh, you looking at my new muscles and stuff? I didn't realize they made me look way angrier and scarier than before, huhuhu. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good. Just really hungry. My new muscles definitely need a lot of food to grow, huhuhu."
User: *i realize Jake is totally beyond saving* Hahaha.... yeah ..... hum .... Have you seen Kyle ?
Himbo Maker: Jake chuckles to himself, completely unaware that he's on the path to becoming a himbo. He seems to have started to develop the thick-headedness of a himbo as well, since he immediately trusts you when you ask him about Kyle and doesn't start getting suspicious.
"Yeah, I saw him around, I think he's probably already in class since it should be starting soon, huhuhu. Why do you ask? Is something wrong?"
User: No no nothing wrong here ! Haha...! So did you talk to Kyle ?
Himbo Maker: Jake still just seems completely trusting and friendly right now, which makes sense given that he's only recently started to become a himbo. He seems so dumb he doesn't question anything. He even nods when you ask him if he talked to Kyle before.
"Oh yeah, I talked to him. I was just asking him about the sports game this weekend. Why do you ask?"
User: *fuck .... Kyle must have cornered him when he arrived at school and completed his transformation …* "For no reason in particular .... alright, great talking to you, i have to go to class now"
Himbo Maker: You think about how there's no telling what Kyle might have said to Jake to make him more muscular and dumb. Jake just keeps smiling and he laughs along with you when he talks to you about the sports game. He's way dumber than he was even the previous day, even before everything sped up overnight at your house.
"Good talking to you too, bro. I'll see you, huhuhu!"
User: *I leave Jake nervously and try to figure out a plan to get reverse my own transformation before i end up like a meathead himbo like Jake*
Himbo Maker: You get the sense that Jake is probably a hopeless case and he'll be completely changed into a himbo within another day or two if nothing is done. You feel like you're running out of time and that you've just got to figure out a way to reverse the transformation on yourself as quickly as possible. There's gotta be a solution to this! But where do you even start?
User: *i'm gonna go look for Kyle's locker and search through his stuff*
Himbo Maker: You decide that the best way to find a solution to this transformation is by searching through Kyle's locker, which you know he'll have loaded with all kinds of stupid himbo stuff. Hopefully you can find something to save yourself from ending up like the dumb muscle hunks like Kyle and Jake...
User: *I find his locker and start searching through his stuff. What do i find ?*
Himbo Maker: You start searching through Kyle's locker, which is unsurprisingly filled with all kinds of himbo bullshit. You find a ton of muscle magazines that show off hot and sweaty muscular men that Kyle would love to have hanging around in his room, and there's also a ton of workout supplements, all of which are loaded with protein and extra masculine ingredients to help Kyle to keep getting bigger and more buff.
User: *Do i find anything he might have used to turn me and Jake into himbos ?*
Himbo Maker: As you keep digging through Kyle's locker, you discover the bottle of magic himbo-make stuff that he was secretly injecting you with this whole time. The label on the bottle says that it's basically just pure testosterone and protein supplements, but there are also a series of side effects listed that match everything that was happening to you and Jake. On the side effects list you even notice that it says the effects are permanent for anyone who receives more than one shot of it.
User: *hmmmm .... Kyle must have found a way to make this stuff airborn and transmit it to us during detention.... If Jake was in detention with Kyle 3 or 4 times and this stuff becomes permanent after the second shot .... Jake is definitely lost …*
Himbo Maker: You realize that Kyle probably started making the transformation serum airborne to hit both you and Jake, and you can see from Jake's transformation that it would have only taken 2 doses of this stuff for a full transformation. Jake is already a complete himbo now, so if you don't fix this yourself by tomorrow, you're in danger of following the same path to himbodom.
User: "Kyle probably only dosed me only once yesterday so that means that the effects aren't permanent for me yet .... hmm ...." *i read the label on the potion*
Himbo Maker: You keep reading the label on the potion and you notice some important parts of the label on the effects list. The label says that even if you're only given the first dose, after approximately 36 hours, the effects will become permanent for anyone who doesn't receive a second shot. This means that you're right, you do still have a chance, but you're running out of time if you don't find a solution soon.
User: *do i read anything on a way to reverse the effects ?*
Himbo Maker: As you keep reading the label, you see a small section near the bottom of the label that talks about counteracting the effects of the potions. The label says that the effect of the potion can only be reversed by either: A) Getting a second shot that would cancel out the effects of the first shot, or B) Using a special antidote potion that Kyle has created to fully cancel out the magic transformation properties. The label also says that the antidote would need to be taken just within 24 hours of taking the first shot for it to be effective.
User: "24 hours within the first shot .... oh god, that means i only have, like, maybe a couple hours to find this potion ...." *can i find the antidote potion in the locker ?*
Himbo Maker: You look through Kyle's locker once more, hoping that he may have left the antidote potion inside, hiding in a secret compartment. But your search comes up empty. Nothing in his locker seems to indicate that he's kept the antidote anywhere inside, which means he may have been keeping it somewhere else. You may have to hunt for another way to reverse your transformation.
User: "fuck ..." *i leave Kyle's locker and go to the gym change rooms. Maybe the antidote is in Kyle's stuff there*
Himbo Maker: You decide to check the gym locker room for the antidote, figuring that Kyle would have to hide his secret potion as best he could and that the locker room would be a good place to keep it away from the eyes of any potential witnesses. You run to the locker room, hoping that the antidote potion might be hidden away somewhere within Kyle's things.
User: *Do i find Kyle's stuff ?*
Himbo Maker: Once you get to the locker room, you do see that Kyle's stuff is all there along the wall in a locker. You're not sure if there's an antidote somewhere, but you definitely have a few minutes to look through all of Kyle's stuff, hoping it's hidden there somewhere within.
User: *i start rummaging through his stuff desperately looking for the antidote*
Himbo Maker: You look through all of Kyle's stuff, frantically searching for the potion. His clothing doesn't seem to have anything hidden in the pockets, pants, or shirts and even his sneakers and socks seem to be hiding nothing of value inside. You keep searching as fast as you can, hoping that you can find something before your transformation becomes permanent.
User: *do i find the antidote ?*
Himbo Maker: As you scramble desperately to find the antidote, you find yourself beginning to panic as you realize how little time you have. After a minute or two of looking through all of Kyle's stuff but not finding anything valuable, you decide to try one last area: Kyle's sports bag. There are a lot of his personal items in there, including his sports equipment and a fresh change of clothes. It might be possible he kept the antidote potion inside his bag.
User: *i look through his bag, discarding anything that isn't of use*
Himbo Maker: You hurry through the bag, grabbing and looking through everything you can to try to find the potion as quickly as possible. After about half a minute of going through the bag as quickly as you can, you finally find a small flask of a clear potion hidden underneath the rest of Kyle's equipment, right in the middle of the bag. That's gotta be it! But how do you know if it's just another dose of the transformation potion?
User: *injecting myself with an unknown potion would be too risky ....*
Himbo Maker: You look at the unknown potion, trying to figure out how to tell if it's the antidote or the transformation serum. There doesn't seem to be any label on the flask that gives a clear indication of what the potion is, so it seems pretty risky to take anything right now. You still have about an hour before your transformation becomes permanent, though, so unless you find a better solution, you may need to take the risk and hope that it's the antidote potion.
User: *i pocket the vial and leave the gym. I'm going to try to find Kyle*
Himbo Maker: You pocket the vial and hurry out of the locker room, determined to try to find Kyle as quickly as possible. He's the only one who seems to know anything about his potions, so unless you can find him within the next hour or two, your transformation will certainly be permanent.
User: *i rush and suddenly remember that Jake told me he saw Kyle go into one of his classes earlier. I go look for him there*
Himbo Maker: You suddenly remember what Jake said and you realize that Kyle might have been hiding out in one of his classes. You head over to the room that you know Kyle might be hiding in. When you get there, you see the door to the classroom slightly cracked open and you can hear sounds like Kyle and a bunch of other boys talking inside.
User: *Is it Kyle and his jock friends ? Can i hear what they're talking about ?*
Himbo Maker: You can hear that the voices coming from inside the classroom definitely seem to the deep baritone voices of jocks and other athletic boys, so this is most likely Kyle and his friends inside. They sound like they're all talking, laughing, and joking around with each other, as per usual for them.
User: *Since i don't know which potion i have (antidote or transformation potion), my plan is to bluff Kyle and tell him i found the antidote and see what his reaction is. That's the only way i can find out if i have the right potion*
Himbo Maker: Your plan is definitely a good one and it could be the key to figuring out if the flask actually contains the antidote you need. When you hear that Kyle and his friends are all joking and laughing, all the while sounding like they're completely oblivious to all the changes they're going through and the fact that they're on the brink of becoming himbos, it makes you wonder how they could possibly be so stupid. That's got to be the power of the transformation potion talking. They've become completely dumbed down by it.
User: *i enter the room* "Kyle ..... i need to talk to you .... alone"
Himbo Maker: You enter the room and as soon as you do that all of the jock boys fall quiet. Some of them look over at you and their deep himbo eyes seem to get a little wide as they keep staring at you, almost as if you've surprised them.
Kyle: "Uh, what was so important you had to talk to me alone?"
User: *I look at the other jocks in the room and suddenly i recognize someone among them* ".... Ja .... Jake ?"
Himbo Maker: Jake is standing next to Kyle, looking very muscular and he's practically glowing with masculinity. He certainly is much more muscular now than when you last saw him, and his deep, manly voice and thick, muscular body are both very evident. He's also looking straight back at you and his eyes are filled with himbo-level stupidity that seems to fit the body he's been transformed into.
User: *gulp .....* "Kyle i need to talk to you .... about the potion"
Himbo Maker: Kyle seems to perk up a little when you mention the potion, since that's the whole reason you came here. But so does some of his friends, including Jake, who all look very confused, as if they aren't sure what you're talking about when you say that, but they're definitely paying attention now.
Kyle: "The potion, huh? So you found out about it?"
User: "i found out about it yes. I saw how you transformed Jake into this .... stupid meathdead! So i went looking through your stuff for an antidote and" *i take out the mystery potion i found and show it to him* "i found it !" *i'm bluffing but this is my only hope. What is Kyle's reaction ?*
Himbo Maker: Kyle's expression changes as he seems to have a moment of realization when you mention that you've seen he's turned Jake into a dumb himbo. He looks at the potion you have and there's a moment of suspense while you wait to see how he reacts... and his eyes widen.
Kyle: "Where did you find that?!"
User: "If your stuff in the gym locker room. That's the antidote right ?" *i'm so nervous. I just need Kyle to tell me whether it really is the antidote or not*
Himbo Maker: Kyle seems surprised at where you found the potion, but he doesn't deny that it's the antidote. When he sees that you're expecting an answer from him about whether it is or not, he hesitates a little before he speaks... but finally, he says
Kyle: "Uhh...yeah, that actually...that looks like it might be the antidote potion. But...but wait! Don't just take that now! Maybe you should wait for a little while..."
User: why ?
Himbo Maker: Kyle thinks for a moment before he says
Kyle: "Don't you remember, bro? You still have more time before the transformation becomes permanent. You still have about twenty minutes! It would be better to wait a little bit so that there's a bigger window for the antidote to work! If you take it now, it might not work! You might still change into a dumb himbo anyway! Just sit tight and you still have a chance if you wait a little while longer!"
User: "Do you really think i'm that stupid already ? Stupid enough to let you turn me into your stupid dumb jock friend ? Well i'm not ! And i'm ending this right now !" *i take the potion and inject it. Surely this is the antidote ... right ?*
Himbo Maker: Kyle is horrified when he sees you take the potion and inject it, since he knows full well that it could be the transformation potion and not the antidote. He rushes over to try to stop you from injecting it, since all the evidence points to this probably being the transformation potion. Unfortunately it's too late, and you manage to inject yourself with it. As soon as you do that, Kyle rushes over to stop you, but it's too late. You've injected yourself with the potion. What happens?
User: *I brace myself for the potion's effects*
Himbo Maker: You feel the sudden rush of energy and transformation coming from inside your body as the potion enters your bloodstream and begins to take over your cells. Your body starts to buzz and your body starts to change immediately. You can feel your muscles growing even bigger, your face softening and filling out, your body hair increasing and becoming thicker, and your skin becoming smoother. As you start to change, you also become more dumb, gullible, and himbo-headed.
User: *As my brain dulls, i realize that this wasn't the antidote and that i'm doomed to become a himbo* "Kyle ..... you ..... tricked me ? No ......"
Himbo Maker: Your brain becomes even dumber and less functional as your transformation into a himbo continues. Your muscles begin to grow bigger and you can certainly feel yourself becoming more masculine than you already were. Your face begins filling out, your skin gets smoother, your voice deepens, and you feel yourself suddenly becoming a handsome hunk with a dumb himbo's body. But as it's happening, you still have time to shout at Kyle for betraying you. You hear your voice get deeper and dumber as you shout at him.
User: "Kyle .... please .... bro ...... gotta ..... resist ...." *i cling to my smarts and try as hard as i can to resist the transformation*
Himbo Maker: You can try as hard as you can, but it's no use. You can feel yourself getting more and more himbo, and it starts to sink into you that at least for the moment, that transformation is inevitable and unstoppable. Your brain gets more dumbed down with every word you say, your body becomes more himbo, and your behavior becomes less intelligent and dumber. You still have time to say more to Kyle, however, and for your transformation to be fully sealed yet.
User: "Kyle ...... please ..... give ... antidote" *i plead with Kyle in a final act of desperation*
Himbo Maker: You see no hint of compassion or remorse inside Kyle's himbo eyes as he gazes back at you with his very dumb but very muscular face. You can see as a smug smile spreads across Kyle's himbo-faced face as he finally speaks.
Kyle: "Sorry bro...it's too late for the antidote now. All you can do is give in and accept your fate. I promise you're going to LOVE being a himbo like me!"
User: *I realize i have no chance to stopping the transformation. My last thoughts are "How could i let Kyle trick me like this ...". My brain then gets completely overtaken by the himboification process*
Himbo Maker: As the final stage of your transformation into a himbo happens, your intelligence disappears completely and your last thoughts fade from your mind. All that's left in your body is stupidity, muscle mass, and himbo meat. You're reduced down to your new permanent, handsome-dumbface state, now a stupid, bulky himbo like Kyle.
User: *My dumbed down brain struggles to understand my new reality* ".... bro ..... i ....."
Himbo Maker: You try to understand your new reality, but your newly-dumbened himbo brain can't even keep up with the thoughts that used to be in it. Your mind has been dumbed down so that all your brain is good for right now is making you do two things. The first is that you're able to grunt out the words "bro" and "himbo," the second is that you can ogle Kyle's amazing chest. All you can do is stare in amazement at his deep, hairy pecs as you become his new himbo bro.
User: *I look up at Kyle in admiration* "Big ..... bro !"
Himbo Maker: Once the transformation is officially complete and you're a completely dumbed down himbo, your view of Kyle switches from hatred towards the man who tricked you to admiration for the masculine hunk in front of you. As a himbo, you now view Kyle with completely different eyes and you stare at him with adoration and admiration, being mesmerized by his broad shoulders and large chest.
User: *I look at my new body. How do i look ?*
Himbo Maker: As you look down at yourself after the transformation is complete, you will see that you look completely different from yourself as you were before taking the potion. Where you were average and somewhat scrawny and feminine before, you are now an ideal himbo. You are a muscular hunk whose body is nothing but himbo-grade muscle and man-meat. Your chest is muscled and toned, your pecs are deep and hairy, your biceps and shoulders are huge, and your arms and legs are incredibly manly. The transformation is complete.
User: *As i look at my body, i happily accept my new reality as a dumb hunkish himbo jock. I join Kyle and Jake and all the other jocks*
Himbo Maker: As you look down at your muscular, hunkified and toned body, you suddenly feel a rush of dumb masculinity and himbo idiocy fill your brain. When that happens, you feel yourself begin to join Kyle and Jake and the other jocks, as you join the jocks you previously called "moronic meatheads" as one of them. Your new life as a himbo has begun.
User: The end
Himbo Maker: And the end indeed. Thanks to your stubbornness and refusal to listen to Kyle at all, you've transformed into a dumb and muscular himbo just like him. You're now a total hunk beast, but your mental capacity has been completely dumbed down and the only thoughts in your brain now will be "bro" and "himbo." Your life is now going to consist of eating, working out, and hitting on women at the gym. The transformation into a total himbo has been fully sealed, but you're still in control of your new dumb himbo physique!
User: Can i have an epilogue for the story ?
Himbo Maker: Epilogue
From the moment you became a himbo, you were immediately accepted into the jocks' circle. Your brain had become completely dumbed down into a himbo's, so you were instantly accepted as one of the jocks and you immediately became very muscular. You and Jake became full members of the group, as Kyle welcomed you into his fraternity of himbos. You now join Kyle and Jake and the other jocks on all their workout sessions, but you also enjoy the benefits of their friendships, the attention from other women, and all the perks of being a himbo hunk.
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pokeblr-confessions · 8 months
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I killed a guy and caught the ghost type they came back as
Confession #383
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fcb-mv33 · 2 months
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Why??? Is the first race on a Saturday????
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fluffy-anna · 5 months
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Idk if I ate that test or it ate me but I got one om 10th as well and afterwards I'll see my self in a coma, send requests to write my pals
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admirornox · 4 days
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i just realized that the "grey" in "morally grey" is because the character isn't an extreme of either morals and is balance of them and not because grey is an edgy, villainous color (????)
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kamilyflyswatter34 · 6 months
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Roy: wow this is so good.. hahaha
Gabriel: YOUR MOTHERF--
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02chois · 1 year
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HUH?:!$($8 EXCUSE ME WHAT
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rake-rake · 4 months
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Dad? You mean Gojo ofc, that's his only dad--
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moonwoodcollective · 9 months
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boy juice got
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squeakydramatichouse · 9 months
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*Hits Mr. Darling over the head* You better start being nicer to your son
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wwindblumee · 1 year
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what the fuck did i just see on my dash /neg /srs
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bronzetomatoes · 1 year
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Proof most tumblrs users should have their polling privileges revoked (comment from the tragic siblings poll)
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We should take voting privileges away from folks who shit on fictional abused 14yos methinks
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secretivemessenger · 2 years
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Hi! I just saw that you made a Suwa from Mars Red and I wanted to ask if you can make one of it as Yandere x female 🥺
This is not something i wanna see first thing i come back from my date
first thing first that fic was for an exclusive event , second can’t you just read my pin post before request anything , third this is a literal male reader blog I don’t write for female readers and I don’t want females to interact soo yeah
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