#brooooooooo so good

[worstloki]

negative connotations to Arabic phrase ‘God is Great’ incorrect. average praying Muslim does takbir (says Allahu Akbar) a minimum 95 times a day and should have been counted.

[themyscirah]

Star Wars (2020) #6... top 10 comics that make me want to eat rocks

[ciicadidae]

i havent kept up w eurovision in a while but i watched it w friends the other night and why did germany come last place with a song like THAT! appalling! what the hell ever dude. BLOOD AND GLITTER SWEET AND BITTER WE’RE SO HAPPY WE COULD DIE

[primordialchoice]

So, the reason why I keep mentioning that she is the avatar for evil, is literally because she keeps getting referenced as the evil side of someone o_o

[spielzeugkaiser]

I have seen S3!! It cost me dearly (oh god my sleep schedule and body) but I'm so glad I did because I LOVED IT. so much!! I didn't know they had it in them but aaaaaaaa. Spoilers under the cut!

- I loved the relationships. I LOVED THEM. I could come on board with Geralt-Yen, I really enjoyed both Geralt-Ciri and Yen-Ciri (she's her mum 😭) and Ciri-Jaskier was everything I ever wanted. There were other things happening this season (👀) but that was the absolute highlight for me + Geralt actually showing that he cares for Jaskier and their relationship f i n a l l y being portrayed as the deep and meaningful friendship/bond that it is. I watch the witcher for a lot of reasons but mostly for the found family and VINDICATION aaaaa

- this was such a good Jaskier season, my love, me eternal light, the reason why I fell in love with this show - he had a PLOT, he had his wits, he had agency, he's still so anxious but was there as bait (they!! adressed his trauma in the little ways!) and I love that they went the route of Jaskier telling Geralt about Phillippa, honestly guys, I can die happy now, especially with-

- BI BARD BI BARD BI BARD BI BARD (nearly everything has been said about this, just. This fuels me. I needed this so bad, t h a n k you netflix for going through with what you started in S1). I can't shake the feeling that things are going to end quite badly but then I also. like to whump the bard. sooo, if I end up right.. 👀

- I might have sniffed a little when they made Geralt cry because he didn't want his mum to hurt?? Don't do this to me I am not strong enough, that got me. That really got me.

- Geralt might have murdered some people this seasons (and was SO DOWN to kill Stregebor, I crackled, I love himmmmm) but he was such a good moral compass for Ciri this season? Had so much integrity? Did they actually manage to keep him of his path of neutrality? WISE MAN GERALT? EMOTIONAL DEPTH GERALT??

- Ciri really grew on me this season! They really did her good

- Yen didn't need to grow on me, but ohhhh SHE DID. I loved her storyline. I loved her introspection - family goat Geralt I am crying

- the costumes were not perfect but honestly most of the time they were slaying and Geralts armour is now sooo much better, I'd say, improvements there too!

- black horsie is a Roach too (with subtitles on) I can forgive them

- Otto out there with the plague of '21 ??? Brooooooooo

- Fringilla absolutely deserves to live her best life, yes queen. Also Cahirs first little breakdown??

- so many book scenes I enjoyed gosh YES. I already said that but the Jaskier&Ciri one guys I melted-

- the pacing felt at times a little weird? With weird interceptions of scenes at times, like the wild hunt one at the end of episode 3(?). But that was just a minor thing that made me go. Hmm? 🤨

- I LOVE THAT VALDO IS JUST A GUY. He is just a guy! A funny little man that sings the equivalent of medieval, sappy, cliched boyband songs about love, ppfpfpf. Jaskier you PETTY bitch it's like wanting the Taylor Swift of the continent to die and I love him for it - this is the first season that I could just. watch again? right after finishing??? what a quality improvement!!

[sneckoil]

just read in the jaws of st camillus and brooooooooo it s so insanely good!!!! i have no words to express how much it scratches my brain in the best way ever!!!

[broooooo]

Chosen

I'm Aaron, highschool student, not very good at much and not very interested in alot, don't have a path in life

I opened my door to a strange sight, Zack, resident hot guy of my highschool senior class and top athlete, but standing Infront of me he was dazed and drooling, shirtless , sweety abs, wearing muddy cleats , just as if he came from football practice. He was holding a separate pair of cleats in his hand.

"um, yes?" I say confused.

Zack slobly says , "yoooo brahhh, wasappp" hear!

He throws the dirty cleats he was holding into my hands.

I stumble in confusion

"huh? What?"

Zack says "you were chosen bro, coach knows all, your one of us"

I stand there confused and before I can say anything I leaves running, leaving the smell of sweat, dirt and beer behind.

"what was? Well, very confusing, now what do I do with these?, What did he mean one of us?, Fuck I'm so confused, damn these cleats smell rank"

"Hmm I wonder.." I guess since I have them, ill try them on" heart racing and boner forming .."damn, I'm horny? Heh, fun sure whatever xd"

I go to try them on, even with socks on, I can feel the grim and sweet through the fabric, the foot mold in the soul, weirdly fitting snuggly.

At this point I'm hot and horny, my boner, hard through my pants and already leaking pre.

I look in the mirror, "heh, damn brahh.." vision going blurry, Mind going fuzzy.

My feet are getting warm, hot even, it spreads through my body hot and electric,

One of us, the only thing on my mind, all I can think at that moment, I start to drool.

"waaaa braaaaah huhuhu " my body is changing, legs stretching, abs forming, pecks hardening, arms thickening, hands going hard and rough, legs getting thick and dense, neck muscles forming, my jaw is widening and going square and sharp, long hair shortening into a quafed style, sides shaved.

My dick leaking and streching 12 inches and into a beer can size.

My clothes rip and fall, leaving me nude and huge only thing on is the cleats

Drool pooling on the floor

Continuous through my mind,

"one of us, one of us of us.. on loop

"huhuhu brahhh ehhe one of them"

My mind changes , I'm one of them, a hot, horny football jock, coach knows all, I. Am one of them, I am a obedient jock heuhuhu.

As I say this I jerk off my dick saying,

"One of them,

One of them

Huhuuehu yaaa brahhh hehe

BRAHHHH IM ON OF THEM

A dum jock heeh"

Pools of sum erupt from my dick, going all over me, my mirror, the floor, my old self gone,

Yet my dick still leaking

""huhhuhue yooo brahh, dat gud load hehh"

My phone gets a message from coach,

-pratice at 12 my boy, one of us, flex

I flex hard and send a picture

"huhuhu brahhh ehhe, one of us brooooooooo

Brahhhhhh heh3hhee

Dick still leaking, stick horny as hell,

Zack comes through the front door with a dirty kit, l

Were leaking and drooling,

One of us hehehe

"Welcome to the team ma broooo!"

"Damn brooooo Zack tyyy, we could go to practice "

I am Aaron, a dumb jock going to practice with ma bro Zack both naked , horny and covered in cum

______

I think it's good xd, hope you like it xd

[sturnioloshacker]

Chris and praise kink just makes sense. I'm convinced he loves giving and receiving praise. Like, he really said good boy to Matt (rip Matt cause he had to eat that ketchup) in that video and his voice ugh I just know he gives praise out left and right but also he looks like if you catch him off guard he might actually cream his pants from being praised 🤭

BROOOOOOOOO HIM AND I WOULD BE SO PERFECT TOGETHER CAUSE I HAVE THE BIGGEST PRAISE KINK HOLY SHIT

[cannedbabs]

Brooooooooo welcome to tumblr. Ur fic Bite the Hand That Feeds is famous here in our Jack Horner corner.

Firstly I want to say oh my fucking god I love your fic. You have galaxy brain and I can’t wait to read the next chapter. Ur last chapter had me on the edge of my seat.

Secondly, just wanted to ask how u started writing for Jack. Like wat drew you to him. Your characterization of him is so good omfg. It’s so organic like he starts out onto really caring about himself and then he evolves more and more to care about the reader. And your hints of submissive Jack, perfection.

This is just a bunch of word vomit that you don’t have to reply to but I just wanted to express my love of you and your fic. Have a great day! 💜

THIS IS SO SWEET OH MY GOODNESS!! You guys are rly too nice in regards to my fic but it makes me rly happy that it’s been a branch to be able to connect with all of you lovelies 🥺🥺❤️❤️ (btw PLS ANYONE EVERYONE do not be afraid of me send asks or messages or ANYTHING!!!)

CH 4 IS CURRENTLY IN THE WORKS RN AND ITS GOING OUT RLY GOOD! Y’all have given me some DELICIOUS inspo for it (I’m trying to bring back it being descriptive. Ch3 was rly just the reader going through the motions and was lame sorry :( )

So idk I went to watch Puss in boots with my family + boyfriend as a joke and we were looking at the cast list before the movie and was like “omg John mulaney is in it who is Jack Horner??” And then I knew of his rhyme so when his whole entrance scene happened I was like OOHHH… but I heard the wolf was super hot- and is respectfully- but by the end of the movie I was like “YO. THAT PLUM GUY KINDA?? 😳” so then I sorta just,, was too tired of waiting for fics. And with me my NSFW fics tend to be 6,000+ words so it took awhile

The best writing tip for Jack I have is: Whether it’s a “reader” or an oc dont make him care about them. It’s gotta be about HIM. And if you can’t hear your dialogue for him in his voice then change it until you can tbh!! I also try to not make him curse, and make his dialogue cheesy. Why make him say ass when he can say heinie. Can it be a turn off? Probably, but I think it fits him 😭 ANYWAYS YEAH SORRY MY OWN THING IS WORD VOMIT BHT!! Thank you so so much for the questions I LOVE ANSWERING STUFF!! AND YOU ALL ARE SUPER SWEET!! Thank u for enjoying my stuff feel free to msg or ask more idc!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[chilchucklover2003]

We know he had a wife, and it is very much stated that he was a good husband. I can’t help but wonder how much he had ventured during sex. (How experienced they would be, probably a lot considering he was a teen dad even by half-foot standards) and had three kids (yes I know he’s the middle child of five siblings )

Well... I can only imagine Chilchuck foreplay must be so fucking good for him to be such a good husband

I need him so BAD BROOOOOOOOO

BUT HIS PULL OUT GAME IS ASS LMAO

[gojonanami]

Also, I'm not sure if I'm qualified to help you with physics prof gojo because I'm a B.Tech kid. My major is chemical engineering, but I do have friends from physics (engineering physics to be precise 😭 but it's physics too so :"D) major and they are chill like an iceberg to say the least. 😂 But that's just the general population in our college anyways so 🤷🏻‍♀️. The thing with us engineering kids that I've seen is we have a thing with hacking exams i.e studying just one day prior and still acing it :> and that stands for science kids in general too.

Another thing is we'd be cracking the darkest jokes (using science at times) with the most chill face.

Another thing can be that we're sneaking science into stuff without realising,

"dude I don't like ____, they/he/she be like a black body fr"

"*sees a cat* *names it Schrodinger*"

"may the mass times acceleration be with you 😌🤝🏻"

"MECHANICS IS EASY YOU SAY? *bombastic side eye* *blocks the person on every social media*"

"*sees crush* *panics because doesn't remember any pickup line* *goes with the same old - "can you feel this thing between us? Gm1m2/r²."*

*casually talks about end of time and universe*

"maybe if I run at the speed of light-"

"brooooooooo I just read modern physicsssss watch me build an hydrogen bomb and blast our labs now" (this was back when I was still in 12th grade 😭 and used to make a guitar out of meter bridge lmfaoo)

And these are just the beginner ones so I hope you still can understand it 😭👍🏻 other than that, half of us are just traumatised and don't know why we're here.

OH and I hope you don't miss on the jealousy sabbb 😏😏 because being a physics major would make her a women in stem and you know the gender ratio don't you? 😏 (In our college its like 1:4 fr 😭👍🏻)

Oh and never EVER ask them if they hate Newton more of Schrodinger more <3

They love maths, and hate chemistry somehow (I mean come on 😭 organic is fun okay?!). ( "My hypothesis failed, but atleast i didn't blow up the lab by accident." Said the physics major.)

🤩anon

omg I gotta keep these for reference because it’s perfect hahaha — I’m definitely gonna be using one / more of these haha

ooh yeah I def see reader as a dark horse kinda student where she’s very unsuspecting but ends up doing the best in class without talking much and that’s when her professor takes an interest 👀

oooh good point — I definitely will have to use the jealousy trope because we all know I love it 😭 I hate chem so I’m on their side (but I hate physics too so)

[violentt-violett]

aquaemane

flashback to the time I tried to read Peter David's run of Aquaman (I get very easily distracted)

it was definitely interesting, but just got a bit too edgy for my tastes. it was trying really really hard to make him cool (which is fair, he's a cool character!) but it just came out the other side feeling silly

I got some funny screenshots tho

the two genders: big chungus and woman drawn by 90s comics artists

brooooooooo come oooooooon

okay this line is just good funny lol

just casually spearing and eating creatures you can talk to, kinda messed up

me too kon, me too

I appreciate the double-page spread dedicated to aquaman's rippling muscles

*laugh track*

okay but lobo is genuinely peak in this issue, cheese to the max

they're so cute

[goddessrisen]

@empyreous said,

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ brooooooooo one , its eloquently put together. its not hard to understand , yet still has a certain flair that i would know it was you from a mile away. you have a lot of passion and love for your muse and your writing and its very visible. there is a lot of adoration you hold in your writing when it comes to your muse and how you interact with others and im just ??? consider my gasted flabbered that i get to call you a partner &lt;3

b r o. i love you and all of the babes sm ?? i am so glad that we're moots and that i get to have these interactions with you ?? i am honestly gushing over this bc like... idk, i never feel like my writing is good enough ?? so seeing that other ppl like it and love my muse is just astounding. anyways, i am kissing you on the forehead so hard rn.

rp positivity || accepting

[dearly-somber]

Brooooooooo

Sharp teeth! Sharp teeth! Sharp teeth!

Insert that one image that's like "oh yeah it's all coming together". First twister and then a heat wave. Love these tropes. Love watching the pining babies suffer 😈

Also bts and skz are the only groups I've really gotten into. (Somehow I only JUST got into bts though, like maybe in September this year. Saw somebody post a screen cap of the seven music video and it was All over for me). The point of this being is that I'm a Han bias for skz so!!! I'm being fed this winter break.

Thank you 🙏 I had a hankering for holiday fluff

- 👾

AHHH obsessed nonie!! It’s good to see you <33

WNJDJA HANNIE’S ONE OF MY ULTS SO EXPECT MORE HEHE I’m glad you’re enjoying it! I’m also really excited for the next couple of Sharp Teeth chapters because it’s where shit finally happens

I’m as impatient as the rest of you for them to get together 😭😭

Much love, nonie, thank you as always for reading!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[greensagephase]

ive stumbled across Nonviolent Communications and thought that it was gonna be like any other story, i ended up being so wrong. When i tell you i was absolutely blown away with how well written, structured, and paced the story was, you wouldn’t believe it. Your amazing writing skills left me reading anywhere. I am absolutely addicted to this and i am sitting at the edge of my seat to see what else you have planned for future chapters

i am so willing to create some fan art for you in regards of the story because its so good.

the amazing bits of fluff after long anticipation, the small little gestures, eventually getting close enough to share personal details with miguel o hara that eventually reciprocates the same things?? BROOOOOOOOO,,, 😭❤️❤️ Since things are so slow, its such a treat when they have they’re cute little moments.

All im saying is that this is the BEST Miguel O’Hara fanfic that I have ever taken the pleasure of reading. i am SOOOO STOKED FOR WHAT ELSE YOU HAVE IN STORE!!

Omg, THANK YOU!!! 😭 I'm so happy to see you've enjoyed Nonviolent Communication so far (and that it surpassed your expectations)! Thank you for the lovely words, seriously! I truly cherish your appreciation for this story's structure, pace, and quality. It means a lot to me as I always try my best with each part!!

I'm glad you're enjoying the fluffy bits!! It's been so much fun and like a treat, even for me, to write them, haha! It really is amazing to get more of those cute little moments, so I'm glad to see that you and other readers have enjoyed them so far after the slow build up. I seriously love seeing Miguel slowly opening up and reciprocating reader's openness! I hope you continue to enjoy them as the story progresses! Also, thank you again for your last statement!! There's so many amazing written works (and art!!) in this lovely community Miguel has created for us (another reason to love this man!!) and it truly means so much to me that you've deemed Nonviolent Communication the best. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!!

Regarding the fan art, THANK YOU!! ❤️🥹 I just saw it and I absolutely LOVE IT!!!! Miguel looks so freaking cute and soft🥺I truly appreciate you taking the time to draw such a lovely drawing for part 9. I feel so honored and I will never get over how talented and lovely artists actually took the time to draw for the story. Just thinking about it makes me feel emotional!!

THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH!!! I truly appreciate your fan art, kind words, and support ❤️ I truly hope you continue to enjoy the story, and hopefully hear back from you!! I hope you have a wonderful day/night!!

-Alondra

[snobgoblin]

brooooooooo 😭😭😭 To Where And Back Again pt II is so fucking good I can't even list all my favorite lines