#burmese rock python

[if-you-give-a-dilf-a-danish]

Kidnapped P3: Everglades

A/N: Happy (late) Day of the Dilfs hehe also let me know if y'all want tagged for new chaps. i'd love that. Contains: snakes, storms, another helping of angst. changes to the 141's POV halfway through. Still no spoken words (yet) Part 1 Part 2 W/C: ~1230 @rafaelacallinybbay ═════════════════════════ The Everglades are a region of flooded grasslands and swamps in the southern portion of Florida. With a total area of ~20,000 km^2, this blend of pineland, wetlands and coastal prairies as well as sawgrass marshes are home to a massive blend of wildlife including mangroves, manatees, and a plethora of fish, reptiles, and birds. The climate divides its year into a boiling hot, rainy summer season and a milder, drier winter season. Tropical systems including hurricanes alter the ecosystems, causing destruction with their winds, rain and storm surge. But there's benefit to Everglades as well, using the winds to disperse plant seeds and the storm surge to bring rich sediment deposits.

Thunderstorms have been battering the dingy shelter for some time now. Sandy mud clings to your soaked clothes, another sleeve torn off Johnny’s hoodie to keep it out of the wound. The bleeding stopped, but you get anxious at the increasing soreness as the day passes on. You shiver in the downpour, no roof means you are pummeled with fat droplets. The sunburns on your exposed skin both burn and freeze with hypersensitivity. Looking up at the sky, the dark gray scares you with random lightning and thunder, you swore you could've also seen a palm tree sway when the winds get heavier.

Your captors took their sweet time with you. At first, they demanded information about your team; information you didn’t have. Your boyfriends didn’t tell you any details about their jobs, only that they killed people for the military, and that you would always willingly clean the blood off their hands and bodies when they came home. You tried to give what little crumbs they had: Your boyfriends’ names, the base they worked at, their dates of birth and their history. None of it was useful to them. They demanded more, about this specific case or that particular mission, you knew less information than what they already have.

Then, they carried out one of their methods. In the middle of the shelter was a pit, like a small pool but what was once filled with water now had sand and soil at the bottom. You were pushed in without warning, and another masked person kicked in a bucket. What spilled out was a Burmese python, 6 ft. long and already agitated from the handling. You had screamed and begged to be let out, unable to reach the edge to climb back up after you scrambled into the furthest corner of the pit. The python gets angrier as someone throws a rock at it, curling up and releasing a foul odor that the others jeer at.

You struggle to remember what happens after that. The snake struck at you, latching on to a sunburnt arm and coiling itself hard around it. The captors seemed to protect you from it, someone pried it off of you, letting the wound bleed down your arm before another captor half-assedly tied it up with some dirty fabric from wherever. You gathered that they want you alive for some reason, probably to bargain with for more information, someone that has more to give. They feed you something suspicious and grainy once a day, and the water tasted worse than the rain falling out of the sky.

Your mind exits itself when someone tosses in something chunky and plastic near your feet. A thick satellite phone rests in the puddle that splashed more dirt on you, the light of the screen cutting through the foggy water. You scramble towards it, clutching it with shaky hands. It’s clearly a set-up, they want you to cry for help and probably catch whoever comes running. You hope that your loves are smarter than that — that they sense it's a trap and you’re just a piece of cheese on the spring-loaded plate. You hesitate a second, wondering who to call. You don't know the time of day over there, let alone here with the storms. You clutch the phone closely, your once-vacant mind now racing.

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A few days had passed, and they made a shrine of you. Photos snuck out of the still-prohibited house, placed in Price’s office alongside some of your clothes, your jewelry and your handwriting. It wasn’t meant to be a shrine, just a place on base to have you, to aid in their imagination that you’re really there.

John had set it up, fresh frames for the photos and the jewelry clean and glistening. He avoids looking at it for too long when it starts to look more like a memorial.

Johnny refused to give up the cologne for it, spraying his skin, clothing, and bedding daily that the scent overpowers when he’s near recruits. He only lightens up when the olfactory fatigue sets in and the alcohol irritates his skin.

Simon does the same with your soaps, wasting it in bubble baths that he soaks near-hours in. No one on base other than the other three approached him close enough to smell it. His skin dries and becomes itchy with overwashing.

Kyle wears your clothes, what started as socks and scarves turned into ill-fitting jackets and shirts; burning through each article they slowly gain his scent and lose yours in the process. When laundry duty comes knocking, he hides them in Simon’s room, who trades him your body wash for your favorite scarf.

What starts from there is a system between all four of them; your things bartered and divvied up amongst themselves, split and switched out like the treasure it is to them. 

John gives each of them back their jewelry plus copies of your photos. He also recreates your handwritten recipes for them in their small common room, with Simon scaring off the few recruits that the aroma attracts. In return, John showers with your soaps, loving how it mixes with his personal cologne.

Simon quarters the remaining soaps, the bar sawed in fours with his knife and travel-size bottles given to the rest. He gets your favorite scarf from Kyle and spritzes daily from Johnny. He helps John clean the kitchenette after meals, wearing the scarf in private instead of the balaclava.

Speaking of, the sergeant controlling the scent opts for a stronger parfum, spritzing Simon and Kyle with every kiss he gives. When his sense of smell returns, Johnny enjoys the slight change in the scent their skins do, moreso than the soaps. In return, he eats almost exclusively your cooking done by Price’s hand, and your hoodie is worn by him at all times.

Kyle gives away most of your clothing to them, guilty at first that your smell is gone but comforted by the others when they have their own offerings. He sees Johnny once a day for his spray and wears the stud earrings with your birthstones, caring very little for regulation or the looks received by strangers. His role at meal times is to set the little table with trays and silverware snuck out of the cafeteria.

Marginally healthier than hoarding, it let them realize they still had each other. That cutting pain in their hearts throbs just a bit less when they are around each other, smothered in you. Their duties keep them from decaying further, a distraction from the darker thoughts but the mundanity makes them long to be a part of your rescue; their pleading and bargaining gone nowhere.

The fourth night in, they play a board game that was another favorite of yours, Price having a cigar and Kyle watching Johnny like a hawk to make sure he doesn’t cheat. Simon shuffles the cards for another round when someone’s phone rings on the counter.

[omg-snakes]

Do you find corn snakes have more personality than some other species?

Hey friend!

Well... Hmm. I don't know that I'd say more personality. I'd say more of the personality traits I personally gravitate towards.

All snakes have personalities and individual preferences and avoidances. I've worked professionally with large snakes, small snakes, and venomous snakes and no two of the same species were exactly alike in terms of temperament. The old belief that a ball python is a living "pet rock" has been dispelled by simply giving these animals appropriate enclosures. Most of the animals we consider "less intelligent" or "primal" by human standards lead rich inner lives that we just can't anthropomorphize into something personally relatable.

North American ratsnakes are generalist hunters, not ambush predators, and they are often secondary or tertiary consumers in their food webs, meaning they're both predator and prey. They are active and curious, sometimes verging on anxious. They want to know what's going on, who's nearby, what they're doing. Is it food? Is it danger?

They tend to rely on crypsis and threat displays for defense, meaning they do not benefit in nature by being overtly aggressive. This makes them a great candidate for captive keeping. The corn snakes we keep in captivity have been selectively bred for tameness and calmness along with color expression over many generations, amplifying their natural proclivity for being pretty chill with humans.

The more time you spend learning about and interacting with an animal, the better you know that animal, right? I gravitated towards corn snakes because of their variety of color morphs and ease of keeping and I've kept corn snakes for 15 years or more, both professionally and as a hobby. Maybe I like the snakes in genus Pantherophis best because I've spent the most time with them and I know their expressions and behaviors well enough to be able to read them.

I'm sure if you were to ask an alternate universe version of me who kept Burmese pythons the same question, I'd give roughly the same answer.

[nohiketoosmall]

Ranking Plush Wild Republic Rattlesnakes

Part 1: Ranking Plush Anacondas

Part 2: Ranking Plush Cobras

Part 3a: Ranking Plush Rattlesnakes

The photo limit for posting is 30 photos and Wild Republic was fully taking up 1/3 of the list so I moved the brand as a whole to their own post. Some listings are labeled as K&M International, which seems to be their former name.

I looked through my stuffed animals and I have one WR stuffed animal I could find, a giraffe from Lincoln Park Zoo's adopt an animal program I got for Xmas from my partner. Wild Republic partners with multiple organizations including the Audubon Society, which I talked about a little in my Anaconda post, and also the WAZA (World Association of Zoos and Aquariums), hence why you'll find their plushies in zoos.

Personally, their snakes are very hit-or-miss for me, although I should note they seem to have different price points so some are naturally higher quality than others. They've been around since 1979 but according to their own website boomed in popularity in 1999. Since then, they seem to have introduced and discontinued many stuffed animals, hence why they appear so many times on the ranking lists.

Super Jumbo Western Diamondback by Wild Republic (1)

113in

7/10 This rattlesnake is fine, but doesn't hold up next to Rambo IMO. There is also a 70in version on the WR website and I think they use the exact same fabric patterns, which is why the "jumbo" version has such small triangles. I couldn't find confirmation it has a rattle. IMO if I'm going to get a rattlesnake plush it should have a rattle, but I won't take off a point for that in the rankings because I don't think I'll be able to confirm that for most. But in my heart this is a 6/10.

Green Rock Rattlesnake by Wild Republic (2)

54in

8/10 Okay, I have to admit, I don't like the physical design of this snake very much. But I had to give it extra points for the audacity of including such a specific species of rattlesnake. I didn't know of this rattlesnake, but it is also called the banded rattlesnake and can come in a variety of colors including apparently gray, pink(ish), blue, and white. None of them are as vibrant as the green of this stuffed animal. They used this as an opportunity to make a blue version as well (this one listed at 70in):

On the topic of product descriptions, the Wild Republic website describes the green snake like this:

Long, lean, mean and green

I'm not a fan.

Green Rock Rattlesnake Toy by Wild Republic (3) via stuffedwithplushtoys

54in

2/10 I will give this snake props for... being unique, and having a rattle. But, seeing the fact this appears to no longer be sold on the Wild Republic website, I think its obvious why this was not successful. (At least stuffedwithplushtoys put nice facts about snakes in the product description)

his one seems to also have a blue type, although I only found this one picture:

Timber Rattlesnake by Wild Republic (4)

54in

7/10 I think that this uses the same sewing pattern as the other Wild Republic rattlesnakes. The website boldly proclaims this a "lifelike stuffed version" which I find extremely funny given they chose to make this snake bright magenta. But I found it so funny I ended up really liking her, she's iconic. In case you're wondering, real Timber Rattlesnakes are brown.

Twin Spotte Snake by Wild Republic (5)

70in

3/10 It doesn't look like this particular entry was proofread before being posted. The twin-spotted rattlesnake is indeed a species, and can be a kind of greyish blue. I don't rank this low because I dislike the bright blue- I just ranked the magenta timber rattler higher- I just don't like the pattern. Looking at the other WR rattlers, this one is so far off, it doesn't even look inspired by the twin-spotted? It looks like a burmese python pattern in blue. If you know the Deep History of my blog you know that I once had a dream featuring an electric blue burmese python, so we can only hope they use this fabric for a python in future posts.

I found a very similarly patterned snake that seems to be exclusive to Saint Louis Zoo, which I didn't fit into the other post because of length constraints, plus because it is so simimlar to the above plushie. The seller did not include any tags, although there don't seem to be any visible anyways, and the snake is not sold online. I assume it was custom ordered from one of the many plush companies I've been looking at in these posts, though.

Foilkins Rattlesnake by Wild Republic (6)

54in

7/10 This snake isn't really "my thing" but I have to admit, it is very cute regardless. It doesn't seem that huggable due to the material, but thats kind of the whole gimmick with the foilkins. I will accept that this one is not for me, but is good. I'm also gonna tuck this other foilkins rattlesnake in this section, it's clearly a rattlesnake but wasn't tagged as such:

Colorful Snake by Wild Republic (7)

54in

7/10 I thought I was finally free from Wild Republic when I found an e-bay listing showing the full body of this snake. It's listed as "Colorful snake" and not tagged rattlesnake on the WR site, and the fully body isn't visible so I'd written it off as a non-rattler. I guess this is very loosely a "horned rattlesnake" with a wacky pattern, but I'm ranking it highly because I think its a fun artistic direction.

Tribal Orange Snake by Wild Republic (8)

54in

0/10 I realized I had missed this one while looking through the "snakes" catalog. I'm ranking this one 0 because I'm not a fan of companies using the word "tribal" for any pattern, its just meaningless. Plus its just a little busy- I prefer the other colorful orange one.

2010 Purple Rattlesnake by Wild Republic (9) via ebay

50in

6/10 e-bay continues to taunt me by suggesting new Wild Republic Rattlesnake Plushes. I don't like this one very much and I wasn't sure if I should include it because its really just a snake with a rattlesnake tail, and because there are so many other WR plushies on this post, but it does look very soft. A different ebay seller seemed to have labeled this (or a very similar purple snake) as "Rainforest Cafe" so it may have been produced for them.

Patchwork Rattlesnake by Wild Republic (10) via ebay

70in

7/10 Like some of the others, I like this brightly colored one for its creative take on the patterns of a rattlesnake. This does mean fully 1/3 of this list is WR, but what can I say, they love rattlesnakes.

Blue Rock Rattlesnake by Wild Republic (11) via ebay

55in

4/10 I think this is meant to be a different version of the twin spotted rattlesnake, but this ebay listing was the only place I found this snake- they didn't even include a picture of the tag, so I can't confirm 100% this is WR, but it looks like their work. I just think the pattern and color choices on this one are kind of ugly. (The threads around the rattle are loose, hence why it has no detail).

Red Green Snake by Wild Republic

54in

8/10 This is the first unique shape and style from WR we've seen in a while! I like the face, its cute, and I like the creative patterns. The above photo is from ebay, but I did confirm that this snake is still sold on the WR website- the preview image on their site doesn't show the tail, and it's not tagged rattlesnake.

Plush Diamondback Rattlesnake by K&M International / Wild Republic via ebay

53in

4/10, this is a perfectly fine rattlesnake, although I don't like how the diamonds are not neatly centered. The most interesting thing about this one is the age- the ebay listing states this is from 1998, but not the manufacturer. The tag was very damaged but did say "1998 K", and as you may recalled K&M International did not rebrand to Wild Republic until 1999. I then found a listing with the same type with a better-looking tag, confirming the manu.

That's all the Wild Republic rattlesnakes so far! (not sponsored ofc, the other post has the other brands, again these just didn't fit!) Don't forget to read the post with the other rattlers!!

[toycoheartful]

Flappy Burmese Python (Pitón birmana flácida) is a Cowardly Burmese Python PawPant - Who was her parent who died during a storm and She and her adopted father "T-Sweet Massasauga" and his puppet named "Clowny".

Name: Flappy Burmese Python

Species: Burmese Python PawPant

Sexually: Pansexual

Sex: Female

Power: Hypnosis Eye with his puppet to hypnotizing

Father: T-Sweet Massasauga (Adopted Father)

Best Friend: Blu Milk Snake

Friend: Hendrix African Rock Python

Rival: Butch Palm Pit Viper (Ex-boyfriend)

Theme Song: Pacify Her by Melanie Martinez

Voice Actor: Emilie Barlow on Courtney (Total Drama)

"I suppose it came from my dad already to this."

[scientistservant]

Hey I'm new still quite new to chais tumblr and I see u alot so I look into your account and I see your a massive judge book fan I can't remember what really happened in it but I know it was a enjoyable movie from what i remember are u a big fan of the live Action jungle book

Oh yeah, Chai and I are buds so that’s why you see me in his notes a lot lol

I liked the Jungle Book remake for what it was, it was kind of its own thing while also trying to be closer to the original source material. Or darker in tone, at least.

Only thing I didn’t like about it was Kaa being a female, and having barely any screentime. They even scrapped a version of the climax where Baloo and Bagheera would go to Kaa to have her help Mowgli kill Shere Khan. They also got her species wrong, at least in some promotional material. Kaa has always been an Indian Rock Python, but for the remake they called her a Burmese Python.

[nbula-rising]

The Burmese python (Python bivittatus) is one of the five largest species of snakes in the world (about the third-largest as measured either by length or weight). It is native to a large area of tropical South and Southeast Asia. Until 2009, it was considered a subspecies of Python molurus, but now is recognized as belonging to a distinct species. They are often found near water and are sometimes semi-aquatic, but can also be found in trees. Wild individuals average 3.7 m (12.1 ft) long, but have been known to reach 5.74 m (18.8 ft). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burmese_python

[animal-plant-or-rock-wumf]

Burmese Python

Good evening, dear listeners! Welcome to the 2000s edition of Animal, Plant, or Rock! For today's animal segment, we will be covering a rather controversial animal; the Burmese python. While relatively popular in the pet trade, Burmies are most often associated with their status as a harmful invasive in Florida's Everglades.

They had two big booms in popularity, one in 1996 and another in 2006. As a pet, they're not good for a beginner, being both massive, expensive, and potentially dangerous to the handler. They're considered aggressive, and it's best not to let your guard down around them unless you're very practiced, and know the animal well. Once they reach maturity, they should not be handled alone, as they can reach up to 20 feet long, though will usually only get as big as 12 in captivity. As a general rule, you should not handle any snake that is longer than you are tall by yourself. Even if it's the most docile animal in the world, be sure to have a buddy with you, just in case.

They require, at minimum, a 75 gallon enclosure when they reach the mature size of 8-9 feet, and may need an even larger enclosure as they grow. You may think that it takes a while for them to grow that large, but they actually reach full size in 2-3 years out of the 25 that they can live.

About the only thing "easy" with their handling is their diet. They're not picky eaters in the slightest, which helps makes them a dangerous invasive.

Contrary to popular belief, Burmese pythons did not solely make it into the American wilderness due to pet owners releasing them once they got bored. While I'm sure that happens, scientists believe they only established a breeding population after Hurricane Andrew destroyed a breeding facility in 1992, releasing countless snakes into the wild. In the early 2000s, they were officially recognized to have a breeding population in the Everglades. since then, the population has increased exponentially. However, the first Burmese python sightings in Florida date back to the 1930s, so their presence down there is not a recent problem, just much worse than it used to be.

The issue with them roaming free down there is that the climate is perfect for them, and they have no natural predators. This lets them grow to a remarkable extent. They've been found in record-breaking sizes, simply because they can eat pretty much whatever they want with minimal fear of predation.

While measures have been taken to cut down on their population- Burmese pythons have been blacklisted from importing as of 2012, and there is a well-trained, 400-person team devoted to wrangling and removing them wherever they're found, it is unlikely that Florida will ever be rid of this invasive species.

[good-beansdraws]

python sea serpent..... lukas oarfish

Thank you so much for the request!! I'm always lucky for a chance to draw the boys :3 Oarfish Lukas is so big brained, it suits him so well! I went for a classic burmese python teeth and tail this time, there's a brown version under the cut that I still really liked. Lukas prefers lurking under the water to study the humans above, but Python spends most of his time relaxing in the sunshine and chatting with the boats that drift by. (Occasionally he gets a kick out of rocking boats and scaring sailors...) They both bond over caring for their long tails :)

Also I felt bad leaving Forsyth out, but in my mind he's one of the sailors/swimmers that has caught the eye of not one but two pretty mermen...

[smallestapplin]

Hmm, in an angsty mood-

How would the noodle boys react to accidentally wounding their s/o? Like gravely speaking?

Would they start trying to apply pressure via noodle hugs after they may have shoved them into a sharp rock structure in their cave? Try and make them drink a full heal before their venom shuts them down after biting them out of spite?

I’m curious :0 (Also make this as soft or angsty as you wish, whether we live or not is up to you)

:0!! I headcanon both to be Burmese python hyrbids, sooo

CW : major character death, blood, hints of suicidal ideations.

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🔲Ingo🔲

- All his life he has been aware he is much stronger and faster than humans. He is acutely aware of how fragile you are compared to him, he could seriously harm you if he’s not careful.

- You hadn’t meant to scare him. He knew that.

- He was half asleep, trying to nap away a headache. Your foot steps were quiet cause you didn’t want to disturb him, but you lost your balance for a moment and accidentally brushed against his tail.

- His instincts kicked in with lightning fast results.

- A gasp and a snap was heard echoing in the den.

- Ingo was awake now.

- “dear?”

- His breathing was coming out in short, quick bursts as he frantically tried to get you to respond to him.

- No amount of screaming, crying, or pleading was moving you.

- You are limp in his hold.

- “Please! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to!”

- He pleads, patching up the bleeding hole on the back of your head.

- It wouldn’t work.

- His screams are reaching far beyond his den.

- The stench of blood lingering in the air. Your blood covering his hands.

- No matter what he did you wouldn’t wake up.

- Emmet tried to keep level head for his brother, but even he was horrified at the scene before him.

- Ingo wouldn’t stop apologizing, broken pleads fill the air.

- He killed his mate.

- He doesn’t deserve to live while you don’t.

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🔳Emmet🔳

- He knew you’re human frame is much weaker than him, but he trusts himself and you!

- You two play fight all the time, and this time wasn’t much different. You maybe his tiny human mate, but he knows you have a lot of fight in you!

- You were struggling in his coils.

- You were out of breath while he was chuckling at your pitiful attempts to escape and fight back.

- He failed to keep his instincts in check.

- After all, it’s habit to constantly tighten his hold against struggling prey.

- “E-em.”

- It was barely a whisper before there was sudden give.

- His silver eyes widened, tears quickly filling them as blood pours out of your nose and mouth.

- The give was your bones breaking under the pressure.

- “D-darling!? This isn’t funny, come on!”

- But you don’t move, all he hears is a pained wheezing.

- Frantic he goes to move but his movements all cause you more pain.

- For the first time in his life he screams loud enough to get Ingo’s attention. Who lives a little ways away.

- The two were panicked and tried to ease your pain, trying to find anything that could help you.

- Elesa, the only hybrid closest to a human, just shakes her head.

- Emmet refuses to let you go, he’s begging for you to not leave him, he needs you! He wants you in his life! You’re his mate, you two pledged a life long bond together!

- “Please..don’t leave me, I’m sorry! I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry!”

- The other two couldn’t get him away from your corpse, Emmet struggles everytime, but eventually they pull him away.

- Leaving him to sob in his brother’s hug.

- He can’t do this, he killed his mate, he killed the light of his life.

- He can’t live knowing he’s the reason you’re gone.

[faggotryandtransjesterism]

the exception to this rule is the craft. whoever was in charge of snakes in this movie i love you forever. they used no less than six types of snakes: king snakes, ball pythons, corn snakes, burmese pythons (? could also have been rock pythons), garter snakes, and rough green snakes. they used 200 live snakes in a single scene. movie of all time

every movie will be like we need a terrifying and horrible snake for this scene and then they throw a ball python in it. the uwu chonkus snake

[havzic]

Dead by Daylight survivor Pet Head canons

Based on a conversation I had with my homie (not everyone is mentioned)

Claudette

- Claudette owns a terrarium of stick bugs. All of them have an nerd names; one of them is named Darwin the 12th

Nea

- Nea has a tarantula named cuddles but I feel like she grew up with one of those little white crusty dogs

Dwight

- Doesn’t actively have pets but he definitely grew up around the weirdest shittest inbred chihuahua at some point

Jake

- Jake wasn’t allowed to have pets growing up and he’s still bitter about it. Would probably have a dog though.

David

- Similarly enough David wasn’t allowed to have pets growing up but there was a small kitten that David would feed as a teen that he adopted upon moving out. That cat is now old as hell but still kicking. (The cat’s name is Lucy)

- Also David has an illegal pit bull. (Pit bulls are illegal in the UK). The dog’s name is chance and he’s a sweetie.

Felix

- Felix has a turtle. That’s it he has a turtle. It’s name is Franklin.

Elodie

- Elodie is one of those fish tank people. I just feel it in my soul.

Kate

- Idk if Kate actually grew up on a farm (but I feel it my soul and canon be damned so bear with me) I like to think she had like a pet pig and was constantly tailed by an old farm dog as a child.

Jeff

- Canonically has a dog (pit bull mix in my head). But I don’t think he grew up with any pets

Feng

- Feng has a lobster. The Lobster’s name is Magikarp because Feng’s a fucken nerd.

Mikaela

- Mikaela has Black cat (duh) and a bingus cat that’s constantly wearing a sweater.

Yui

- Doesn’t have any pets but if she did she’d probably have a dog

Zarina

- Zarina has a rescue special needs African Grey parrot, that she’s very attached too.

Jonah

- Jonah has an English Bulldog, it just feels right for him

Jane

- Jane has two cats that she likes to verbally insult. Ala stinky bastard man post.

Adam

- Adam has a chinchilla named like something overly cutesy as like a class pet but it obviously belongs to him. (I hc that he teaches younger students like maybe in the 6th-8th grade range)

Ace

- Ace has had many old janky looking mutts in his life. I feel like he’s enough of a sentimental type to have owned a bunch of dogs.

Bill

- (Ignoring canon) I feel like Bill adopted a couple old ex military dogs

Leon

- We know this man is a cat person whether or not he owns cats or not

Jill

- Snake person. I just feel like she is.

Cheryl

- I feel like she’s a dog person.

Laurie

- Her too. I feel like Laurie would benefit from a service dog.

Nancy

- Doesn’t have any pets.

Steve

- He has dog energy but I feel like he owns a pet rock.

Quentin

- Doesn’t have any pets either, but I feel like he feeds stray cats.

Meg

- Greyhound. She absolutely has Greyhound energy

Yun-Jin

- My favorite Head Canon.

- So Yun-Jin did not have any pets growing up.

- HOWEVER. The Trickster impulse bought a massive ass albino burmese python ala Brittany Spears and Yun-Jin had to re-home it because Ji-Woon can’t be trusted with a sewing needle much less an 80-200 pound noodle.

- The Python was in her care as a foster for a significant amount of time (probably like a couple months).

- She didn’t really care about the snake all that much at first but she quickly (secretly) really enjoyed her company

- The Python, called Yoo-Min, would just kind of backpack on Yun-Jin and they’d just hang like that.

- Sometimes Yun-Jin would have to scramble to hide this fucken 169 pound snake in her house because she already told Ji-Woon that she was adopted and she didn’t want to hear it from Ji-Woon.

- *Disney Channel sketch hilarity ensues*

- Secretly Yun-Jin was very sad when she got adopted.

[xjumbled-up-brainx]

This is a project I’ve been crafting for a while through my re-run of everything english dubbed Octonauts. A brand new A-Z list of EVERY SINGLE CREATURE THE OCTONAUTS HAVE EVER MET:

*Vegimalese*

What’s that Tunip, you and the Vegimals want to learn about even more creatures?

*Vegimalese*

Well, let’s go again!

The Octocomputer will show you all the creatures the Octonauts, and Octo Agents, have met, on both land and sea!

Cheepa Cheepa!

Anaconda 1

Albatross 2

Anemones 3

Angler Fish 4

Arapaima 5

Adele Penguins 6

Alligator 7

Amano Shrimp 8

Anteater 9

Arabian Camels 10

Armadillo 11

Bowhead Whale 12

Barracudas 13

Beluga Whales 14

Black Caiman 15

Blobfish 16

Blue Whale 17

Blue-head Wrasse… 18

Bottle Nose Dolphins 19

Bat 20

Baboons 21

Barnacle Goose 22

Bear 23

Black Giant Squirrel 24

Black Winged Stilt Bird 25

Blind Shrimp 26

Burmese Python 27

Brittle Stars 27

Bombardier Beetle 28 and

Bomber Worms 29

Capybara 30

Carrier Crab 31

Catfish 32

Conocono Crab 33

Conocono Crab?

Coconut Octopus! 34

Colossal Squid 35

Comb Tooth Blenny 36

Cone Snail 37

Cookie Cutter Shark 38

Cuttlefish 39

Convict Fish 40

Caiman 41

Caterpillar 42

Cave Fish 43

Cave Shrimp 44

Chameleon 45

Clam 45

Chinstrap Penguins 46

Chinese Mitten Crab 47

Christmas Tree Worms 48

Coelacanth 49

Coral Polyp 50

Coral Snake 51

Crawfish 52

Crocodile 53

Crow 54

Crown of Thorns Starfish 55

Dormice 56

Deer 57

Damselfish 58

Dogfish 59

Decorator Crab 60

Duck-Bill Platypus 61

Dwarf Lantern Shark 62

Eel 63

Electric Eel 64

Elephant 65 and Elephant Seal66

Elk 67

Egyptian Vulture 68

Emperor Penguin 69

Fiddler Crab 70

Frogfish 71

Fire Ants 72

Flamingoes 73

Flying Fish 74

Flying Fox 75

Fruit Bats 76

Giant Clam 77

Giant Comb Jelly 78

Giant Isopod 79

Giant Spider Crab 80

Giant Squid 81

Giant Grass Carp 82

Giant Pacific Octopus 83

Giant Panda 84

Giant Weta 85

Golden Coral 86

Golden Mole 87

Giraffe 88

Garden Eel 88

Gray Whale 89

Grey Reef Shark 90

Grouper 91

Guard Crab 92

Gull 93

Great White Shark 94

Gulper Eel 95

Hammerhead Shark 96

And Harbor Seal 97

(Inhale hoo inhale hoo)

Harlequin Duck 98

Harpy Eagle 99

Hippos 100

Hoatzin 101

Honey Badger 102

Hornbill 103

Hourglass Dolphins 104

Howler Monkeys 105

Hyenas 106

Hermit Crab 107

Humpback Whale 108

Humphead Parrotfish 109

(Slower) Humu-humu-nuku-nuku-a-pua-a! Haha! 110

Ice worms 111

Iguanas 112

Indochinese Tiger 113

Immortal Jellyfish, 114

Jellyfish 115

Jaguar 116

Jawfish, 117

Kangaroos 118

Kea Parrots 119

Kelp, Fish 120

Leatherback Sea-Turtle 121

Loggerhead Sea-Turtle 122

Lemon Shark 123

Longfin Eels 124

Leopard 125

Lions 126

Lion Fish 127

Lions Mane Jellyfish 128

Long Arm Squid… 129

Leafy Sea Dragon 130

Mangrove crabs 131

Mantis Shrimp 132

Martens 133

Microbe 134

Monarch Butterfly 135

Mound coral 136

Mountain Goats 137

Mud Skipper 138

Moray Eel 139

Mimic Octo-Pus! 140

Marine Iguanas 141

Manta Ray 142

Mana (Mana?) Mana (Mana?) pause. Manatee…! (Clears throat)3

Narwhal 144

Needlefish 145

Nile crocodile 146

Nile monitor lizards 147

Nine banded armadillo 148

Nutria 149

Okapis 150

Omuras whale 151

Orca 152

Oarfish 153

Octopus 154

Prowfish 155

Pelicans 156

Polar Bear 157

Pilot Fish 158

Parrotfish 159

Piranhas 160

Porcupine Puffer 161

Porcupine 162

Puffin 163

Pangolin 164

Pikas 165

Pin-tailed whydahs 166

Poison dart frog 167

Pygmy 3 toed sloths 168

Quino checkerspot butterflies 169

Queens-land-Lung-fish 170

RedRock Crabs 171

Reef Lobsters 172

Remipedes 173

Remora Fish 174

Rainbow blanket octopus 175

Rats 176

Raven 177

Red deer 178

Red eye tree frogs 179

Red fox 180

River Dolphin 181

Rock climbing gobies 182

Ruffed grouse 183

Sand grouse 184

Sand viper 185

Screaming piha 186

Seals 187

Sehuencas water frogs 188

Squid 188

Skinks 189

Skua bird 190

Skull Spiders 191

Snail 192

Spinner dolphins 193

Suckermouth catfish 194

Sun bear 195

Sunflower Star 195

Sunfish 196

Surfing Snail 197

Sailfish 198

Sardines 199

Salt-water croc-o-dile 200

Sea gulls 201

Sea squirts 202

Sea tulips 203

Sea Otter 204

Sea Pig 205

Sea Skater 206

Sea Snail 207

Sea Snake 208

Sea Sponge 209

Sea Urchin 210

Sea Horses 211

Siphonophore 212

Slime Eel 213

Snapping Shrimp 214

Sperm Whale 215

Spook Fish 216

Sea Star 217

Surgeon Fish 218

Swordfish 219

Shovel Nosed-Guitar Fish 220

Swell (sigh) Shark (sigh) 221

Snot Sea (panicked) Cucumber! 222

Tiger shark 223

Tokay Geko 224

Toucan 225

Tree frogs 226

Tree lobsters 227

Tree snails 228

Trout 229

Turtles 230

Tulum cave remipede 231

Tube Worms 232

Triggerfish 233

Tor-pedo Ray…! 234

U: You? Me? Me? You? V!

Vampire Squid 235

Vent Shrimp 236

Vole 237

Watchman goby 238

Water dikkops 239

Weasel 240

Wisent 241

Wolves 242

Wood louse 243

Wolf Eel 244

Whale Shark 245

Walrus 246

Water Bears 247

Weddell Seal 248

Whale Louse 249

White-Tip-Shark 250

X: Xylophone solo!

Yellow bellied sea snakes 251

Yeti Crab 252

Zebra 253

Zebra fish! 259

Dadadada!

[thismaydestroyme]

Little Did I know Pt. 2

summary: in this short story, harry is famous, and he moved into a town during the summer to relax and potentially write some new songs for his upcoming album. i included some song lyrics from different amazing artists, and i pretended that harry and y/n wrote it.

author’s note: i wrote the beginning of this two months ago me being lazy i picked up where i left off because i’m too lazy to read through this. so if there’s any major fuck ups then…. i did warn you that i’m incompetent

word count: 3165

“I’m a SLAVE FOR YOU!” Y/N shouts out, and little did you know Harry was front and center watching your trainwreck of a performance. 

Harry did a whole french inhale without breaking eye contact with you. “I really wanna dance tonight with you.” Y/N hears Brittany playing in the background which you pause the music, to see what Harry would say about your little ‘performance.’ 

“Really? A slave? don’t you think it’s pretty dramatic don’t ya think?” Harry says, raising one of his eyebrows. You know he’s just playing around, but you coudn’t help feeling embarrassed how he fucking witnessed… that. You don't want Harry to know that you’re embarrassed, so you did the next best thing. 

“That fucking snake was huge. Did you know she was holding an Albino Burmese Python? I bet MTV wasn’t expecting that. Do you think MTV got filthy rich from that performance? Everyone tuned in for that performance and till this day it’s still the most talked about.” You ramble and spew out random information you bet Harry couldn’t care two shit about.” Harry has a smirk on his face, you bet he was enjoying you looking like a damn idiot. 

You start profusely apologizing until Harry interrupts you, “Do you want to come over?” He says all nonchalantly and walks away without you even agreeing. You’re all stunned and weren't able to even say one single word or even move your two feet. Harry doesn’t need to turn around to see you not moving, “C’mon weirdo, don’t act all shy with me now.” He threw back. 

“Fuck.” You whisper, but your feet finally start to move and your feet are heading straight to Harry. 

Harry turned his head and started to smirk, but he kept walking which had you feeling some nerves building up in your stomach. You’re not scared per se, just you’re going to Harry Styles house. This is normal. This is fine. This is just a once in a lifetime opportunity. 

Cool. 

When you finally get to his entrance Harry is already inside and he disappears somewhere because you don’t see him. You hesitantly walk inside and shut the door behind you. When you turn around you couldn’t help, but notice the disarray this house is covered in. Your mouth gape opened, but you immediately brought your hands to cover up how shocked you are. You couldn’t help but gawk at Harry’s place. There’s a big pink couch in the center of the room which is covered in boxes and clothes. There’s a TV on the floor which doesn’t seem to be plugged in because you don’t see it even plugged in. You try not to be too judgy because he did just move in, so what do you expect?  Harry having his life all sorted out in a span of a couple of weeks? 

You almost missed the nice white fluffy carpet that’s underneath the couch. Even though Harry’s place is a disaster, you can envision what Harry is planning on doing when he has his stuff all situated. In the back of your mind you hope he might even invite you back if he does a ‘welcoming party.’

Before you could even investigate more Harry walks back in with two bottles of water in his hand. He’s already drinking out of one of them, so he handed the one that hasn’t been opened to you. You reach your hands over to grab it. 

“This isn’t safe for the environment.” You states while unscrewing the cap. 

“Well.. you belting out to Britney is an endangerment to our society, so I guess we both got the short end of the sticks.” 

You immediately start drinking your water because you didn’t have your next rebuttal. You start scanning the room and hoping it’ll have your heartbeat settle down because you can feel it through your chest. Harry moves from his spot and starts taking boxes off the couch and to make some room for the both of you. He had to take down three boxes, so you could both sit comfortably. 

Harry walks over to you, but you freeze. Harry was pleased knowing he had you all flustered. It was one of Harry’s turn ons. Harry sits and brings his arms draping on the back of the couch which would have you being in his arm if you decide to sit right there. A couple of seconds of you contemplating you walk towards Harry and hesitantly sit down. 

“I’m not going to bite.” he whispers in your left ear. Feeling his breath in your ear made you slightly clench your thighs together, hoping Harry doesn’t notice. But knowing your track record he probably did notice.

You try to come up with a conversation starter that hopefully doesn't hold all the spotlight on you. You look down at her close water bottle and scrambling for something in her head. 

“Now you’re shy. The last time I checked up you were coming for my head after that  mishap with your dog earlier.” 

“You deserved it. You were attacking Cosmo, so yeah. I was in fact coming for your ass.” You glance your eyes to Harry. You’re overly protected over Cosmo. Cosmo is your life.

Harry gave you a smirk. He couldn’t help but to admire your bluntness. He barely comes across people who lit a fire inside of him. They always try to please him because he is a celebrity, and people just want to please him- which he doesn’t mind, but he does wish they sometime bites back. Having you in his presence he doesn’t want to let you go just yet, little did he know, he wants to get to know you more. 

“What do you do, Y/N besides piercing people’s eardrums and being a dog mom.” 

“Ummm.. that’s a loaded fucking question. But you being Harry fuckin’ Styles I guess I have to come up with something to make myself more interesting and less… chaotic. Well I’m a 21 years old who doesn’t have anything to offer to this world. I live my life accepting I’ll probably be working at Newbury Comics. And on top of that I love music, but I’ll be considered unqualified because I have no talents, and all I could do is muster up some mediocre lyrics that I have stored in my notes app.” 

Harry didn’t break any eye contact when you were summarizing your sad life. That created a pit in your stomach because you never experienced anything that could ever compare to Harry’s tense gaze. 

Harry never encountered anyone in the span of meeting them baring their skin to him. He couldn’t help, but feel some sort of pride knowing he created a space for Y/N to be able to let your hair down and express herself in full detail. He feels more drawn to you because he knows what you’re feeling. The unknown is a scary thing to feel, but you’re doing that with grace without you even realizing it. Just accepting reality is the biggest thing to acknowledge, and you’re doing just that. 

“What do you have on your notes? Could you even help me write my next album.” Harry shrug glances his eyes away from you. 

You feel a surge of worries entering her body. You don't know what’s going on, and you don't like it. “What?! You barely know me. My so-called ‘lyrics’ could be shitty and cliche. What are you getting out of this? My humiliation?” You don't like being taken as a joke, but that’s all  you could come up with this peculiar interaction. Harry sees a naive little girl. 

“You’re pretty,” Harry says. And that’s all he said. He got up and walked out the room. You're left on the couch alone, and not understanding what he just said. Just a few minutes ago he asked for your help, and now just a few seconds ago he said you’re pretty. What kind of fuckery is this?!

You immediately got up and walked to whatever room you could find Harry in. It wasn’t that hard because Harry is in the kitchen. 

“Harry! I need you to explain. Talk to me, please.” You say while running her hands down your face. You thanked yourself for not wearing any makeup.

“Uh, you beg. I like that Y/N,” Harry chuckles and closes his fridge door. 

“Well…. I do find you attractive and I see a potential in you. I might be wrong or I might be right. There’s nothing wrong with finding out and seeing what you have.” Harry says. Harry isn’t afraid to look people in the eyes, but you sure do. You’re debating if you should  take this risk. Harry did say there’s nothing wrong with finding it out. 

“Fine. I will take that jump with you.” You say unsurely, but you have some faith in him and a little bit in yourself. 

“Good. Now can you stop being tense and enjoy yourself. You’re in fact talking to the one and only Harry Styles.” 

“Shut up, doofus.” 

One month Later

After Harry made the deal with you a month ago,  you guys have been surprisingly working together quite nicely. You guys wrote one complete song, and that song is now called, “Dirty Little Secret.” You can’t wait to hear Harry sing that song with his band because you’re pretty sure it will fit the band theme for his upcoming album. Harry doesn’t want to limit himself, but he does have an idea to make his third album mostly rock. 

Harry didn’t expect you to be a fuckin’ genious. Watching you in the corner jotting down lines in your beat up notebook with a pen in your hand made you start feeling someway. You always appreciate the art seeing people enjoy what they do, but Y/N is truly gifted because she has no experience with producing music. One long night two weeks ago you guys were sleep deprived because there was a week where you guys would stay up all night to write and you would stop when you saw the sunrise. Y/N found her love in music because of her father. He was a huge factor that made her who she is today. There was substance in her when she would talk about the accent in a song, how she would bounce that off with the bar while you would play the instruments. Y/N is truly a force to be reckoned with and you couldn’t help but wonder how it would be like to have her on tour with you. 

Y/N never felt more alive after her father passed. It’s like Harry woken something inside of her. You never thought you would experiment with music with Harry Styles, the artist for this generation. You’re not going to lie that you would watched all of his interviews and he would talk about when he write songs he has no boundaries, and it’s crazy he upheld that ideology because Harry made sure you know that there’s no right or wrong way, the only way is to play around and see how it goes. 

“I’m going to get some water. Do you want some?” You ask Harry dropping your notebook on the coffee table that’s covered in rolled up papers and a lot of take out boxes.

“Yeah. Thanks.” He says. You nod at him, and you got up to grab two cups of ice water for you both. 

Your notebook page flipped to a new page and Harry couldn’t help but notice to see “Bubblegum Bitch” written in all caps. Harry got intrigued, so he happily kicked the table so the book could fall, so his excuse could be, “Y/N it fell.” 

Harry kicked the coffee table with his big ass feet and the notebook happily splat on the floor. Harry reached for it and started flipping pages to see that title again, and it took him a couple of tries to find it. 

“Got a figure like a pin-up, got a figure like a doll

Don't care if you think I'm dumb, I don't care at all

Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored

I'm the girl you'd die for”

Harry couldn’t help but not try to read all the lyrics. He wants to digest it all, but he knew Y/N could walk in any second. He couldn’t help but make a small gasp when he skimmed to the part of the song that had him falling on his knees 

“I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch.” 

“Harry, what are you doing?” Y/N says timidly. On the outside Y/N is calm and cool and collective, but on the inside you’re shaking and screaming. Your songs are attended only to you, not for other eyes to see. You’re still not confident with your writing abilities when it comes to songs for yourself, but knowing your idol probably read more than one line of your song is having you want the ground to swallow you up. 

“I’m not going to tiptoe around you and pretend Y/N. Bubblegum Bitch is amazing, fuck maybe fucking brillant Y/N. Shit.” Harry says he looks at you but goes back down to your notebook flipping pages after pages. 

You’re stuck where you’re standing. Feeling the condensation of two cups of water you’re currently holding is the only concept you’re able to maintain. 

Did Harry say that he likes your songs? Did he say brilliant? You’re not able to speak, all you’re able to do is walk up to the coffee table, drop the cups down and grab your notebook from Harry's grabby hands and collect your belongings. This is too much. You feel too much. You simply can’t right now. 

Harry sees you picking up your stuff and shoving your notebook and pens in your purse you bring every time you visit him. Harry couldn’t help, but feel bad that he could possibly make you feel uncomfortable. 

Harry stands up and starts walking up to where you are putting the last thing in your bag, “Y/N I’m sorry if me going through your stuff made you angry, but I couldn't help it Y/N. What I read was amazing, you’re amazing.” Harry hurrys out his words because he felt if he didn’t say it fast enough you would vanish. 

You’re trying to hold back your tears because it’s getting too much for you. The last time somebody read your stuff was your father, and right now you feel like you’re betraying the intimate moments you had with him. He was the one you would share your songs first with him. Now that he’s gone, you couldn’t put yourself out there to have someone else read it. You turn back around and you try to give a smile to Harry. 

“It’s okay, I- I just have to go. I’m sorry. We can talk later.” You push past Harry to make it to the front door, but you feel someone hand on your wrist so you immediately stop. 

“Y/N, I can’t have you leave, when I know that you’re not okay. Can you please talk to me? Please?” There’s a hint of sadness in Harry. You couldn’t bring yourself to leave him without having the answer he’s yearning for. 

You turn around and there’s Harry. His green eyes are pleading with yours, and you couldn’t help, but do what Harry is asking you to do. 

“Okay, I don’t want pity. Okay? Tell me you understand.” You ask Harry because the last thing you want from him is sympathy. 

“I promise Y/N. Would you mind if we sit down?” You nod your head and he walks you back with his hand in your hand. You both couldn’t help but feel some sort of palse running inside you both while holding each other's hands. It’s something both of you guys can’t simply forget. 

You got to the couch and you both sat down, no longer holding hands. You adjust yourself so you can face him. “Okay. My father died a couple of years ago and he was the only one I let read my stuff first. After he passed I never showed anyone my stuff because it would feel like I’m replacing him. I’m not mad that you read my stuff- I was just surprised, and I couldn’t help it but feel sadness creeping over me. Once again, I’m not angry at you, I’m just adjusting to a new milestone I just crossed without me not realizing it.” You say, and you’re hoping Harry doesn’t say, “Oh I’m sorry”  because you’re sorry to. 

“Well, I’m not sorry for your loss,” Harry says and you couldn’t help, but smile and laugh. “but I’m not sorry that I read it. You have something Y/N and I know you told me you haven’t had any experience in music industry, but fuck that. You have passion and I feel that every time we write something together in the past month, I don’t think I'll be able to forget about you when the summer is over.” Harry says. There was so much sincerity in what he just said.  

You thought it was all one sided because you felt so much being with Harry. You felt you were finally seeing a rainbow you hadn’t seen in a very long time. Harry brings so much out of you that you. Harry was always there when you were scared to take the first step. Him being there with you made it less scary because he was there every step of the way.

Harry didn’t expect he would’ve met someone this summer who would make such an impact on him. Harry thought he would do a lot of hooks up, go to parties and write for the entirety of the summer. But the universe had something planned for him. He met Y/N. He didn’t want to tell Y/N he that he found his first and only love, but he didn’t want to scare her. She could probably feel the same way or she only saw him as a friend but neither of them were ready for that big leap of faith. Even Y/N knew Harry is someone she couldn’t live without because he brings something out of you that you never felt in your entire life and that was courage and faith. 

Y/N met her faith. Only time could tell if faith would lead Harry and Y/N the soulmate they both were looking for.

“Harry, I don’t think I could possibly forget about you.” Y/N whisper because you felt if you used your normal voice the bubble you guys created would shatter within seconds.

Faith is a silly thing because faith could have you longing for something that’s impossible to grasp or faith could have you leaving you vulnerable, but that vulnerability could unlock something you never dreamt was even possible. 

[ivyprism]

Pets... Because I have more characters

Skeleton and Half-Skeleton Characters -

Papyrus owns a Saint Bernard named Puzzle! (Plus the annoying Dog.) Sans has a pet rock named, expertly, "Rocky".

Cardinal has a pitbull named Spike. Plus a pet mouse that he saved from the jaws of death from Goose (he named this mouse Pikachu). And a cat named Pepper. Captain has a cat named Goose.

Stretch decided to adopt a German Pinscher named Reaper. Blue has no pet at this current point in time.

Airen owns a ball python named Noodle and a cat named Tom. Dolce, ironically, owns a mouse named Jerry.

Caramel has a spider named "Drake". His brother has no pets.

Hound has a possum (he caught in the garbage) and named her "Trash".

Chai is gonna own lots of chickens and his brother, Ceylon, is probably gonna adopt an Australian Cattle dog named Adalaide.

Cinnamon owns a siamese cat named Norris. Clove has no pets currently.

Cassia's Doomfanger (Goose), unfortunately, passed away during the famine. But he does have all of his Goose's litter. He named them Akira, Diva, Everest, Max, and Skadi. Chive decided to adopt a husky named Diesel.

Roscoe has a German Shepherd named Winona. Commander adopted a rescue Ragdoll cat named Peggy.

Griffin owns a messenger hawk named Tweety. Sentinel owns a Belgian Malinois named Magnus.

Conroy owned a goldfish named Goldy. Rain also has a Belgian Malinois named Fudge.

Bliss has a wolf named "Kylo". Comet and Umbra both have Siamese Cats named Milo and Charlie. Dusk has a wolf named Scout.

Sienna has a wolf named Mishka while her sister has a wolf named Katniss.

Citron owns a wolf named Frostine. Vapor has a pet swan named Fenella.

Galactica has a cute little tuxedo cat named "Queen". Her sisters don't have any known pets.

Poison has two dogs one named Bessie and the other named Achilles.

Pike has a mouse named Nugget. Elixir used to have a bloodhound named Otis.

Various Other Characters -

Prism has a cat named Leon. Piper has a mixed husky named Midnight. Ivy has two cats, one named Autumn, the other named Izzy. Ivy also has a dog named Aspen.

Yuki owns a cat named "Snowball". Lucy has a goat named Buttons. Mavis has a rooster named Cloud and Markus has a hen named Sunny. Leo has a lion named Alex. Sakura and Kaede have twin cats one named Cherry, the other named Blossom.

Sparrow has a hawk named Hunk.

Ayla has a fox named Sun. Cyra has a wolf named Moon.

Hydrangea has two cats and a Great Dane. Her cats are named Oreo and Coco. Her Great Dane is named Stella.

Hydra has a cat named Boots.

Harper has a cat named Angel.

Honor owns a cat named Bella.

Terra has three cats named Ares, Athena, and Nemesis. Terra also has a Corgi named Dionysus. Savanna has a Maine Coon named Merlin.

Hala has a hawk!

Nurse owns a white persian cat named Jewel.

Birdie has a sparrow named Angelbird.

Leanna and Louella own twin German shepherds named Ghost and Zoe.

Lotus owns a beautiful white bird named Weiss.

Lilium owns a Rottweiler named Moose.

Pele owns a raven named Robyn and a Bombay cat named Sabrina. Iyla also owns a raven named Tori and a white American Shorthair cat named Bianca. Isaac owns a tuxedo cat named Sylvester. (Faye is always with Sabrina as her mother offered her to her as a gift.)

Bourne owns two flat-coated retrievers named Rusty and Flora. He also owns at least three horses named Sunny, Lady, and Tucker.

Camila owns a dragon named Brenna.

Ariella owns a Burmese cat named Teddy.

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@kiokooo/ @kiokodoodles @the1920sisntaphasemom @ratsoh-writes @underfell-crystal @913cell

Undertale by Toby Foxx

Underfell by Underfell Fan (adopted by Fandom)

Underswap by Popcorn Pr1nce

Fellswap Red by… Unknown???

Horrortale by Sour-Apple-Studios

Horrorswap and Horrorfell were made by unknown people.

Mafiafell is owned by Staringback and the comic was made by Cutthroat-Jutsu on Deviantart and by Melikas on Twitter. (However. This is a different AU since this doesn’t take place in the 1920s)

Underlust made by NSFWShamecave (Again. Minors. Stay far away from this AU.)

Dreamtale by Joku blog

Fellswap Amaranth by me!

Angels Fall AU by me!

My Old AU by me!

[youtuberonthego]

Python molurus is a large nonvenomous python species found in many tropic and subtropic areas of South Asia and Southeast Asia. It is known by the common names Indian python,black-tailed python and Indian rock python. The species is limited to Southern Asia. It is generally lighter colored than the Burmese python and reaches usually 3 metres. Up to 100 eggs are laid by the animal, which are protected and incubated by the female. Towards this end, it has been shown that they are capable of raising their body temperature above the ambient level through muscular contractions.The hatchlings are 45–60 cm (18–24 in) in length and grow quickly Source : Wikipedia Music: http://www.bensound.com Contact for stock footage : viewfinder2016@gmail.com

[stars-scales-and-baseball-caps]

(sorry for more reptile posting)

Again there are a lot more important things going on, so in complaining about this I definitely don’t want to insinuate this is somehow like. Equivalent to bigotry cause it’s not. But since I have a little more personal experience I feel like it’s ok to add to the conversation whereas for things that I’m not as educated on/not an authority on I’m better off reblogging posts than making my own

Anyway I’m just. Extremely annoyed at legislation that’s constantly being considered to ban pet reptiles. Unless it’s genuinely a really invasive species (eg. the West’s complete disregard for Hawaii’s island ecosystems) or an animal you cannot ethically or safely take care of as a pet (eg. tigers), then it feels like people who sign off on reptile bans just don’t give a shit about researching the animals they’re banning.

Like for instance, you cannot argue that a python (not talking about burmese pythons in the everglades, obvs) or tegu is a threat to safety and then not give a shit about feral cat colonies and how they affect conservation, disease, and animal welfare. Or fail to even acknowledge the concept of dog attacks.

Back when I had rats, I got a few people who’d say they would hurt them or that they were evil creatures, but that’s generally seemed to change now, which is really nice (while obviously still acknowledging that it is NOT safe to let wild rats and mice into your home ‘cause disease). But for snakes and stuff, I think a lot of people are still playing catch-up. People still say they would have attacked my snake if I wasn’t holding it/“restraining it”. That’s fucking rude.

And like, it would still make me an asshole if I forced someone to touch my snake, just like I’d be an asshole if I forced someone to hold a spider if they were afraid. My problem genuinely is not people who have phobias, they’re absolutely fine. I’m still too afraid to touch a spider myself. But the severe lack of willingness to understand reptiles whatsoever on the part of people with any kind of legislative power— like it’s genuinely having a real-world effect.

People still purposefully attack native snakes with shovels or run them over with cars, and whenever I look up a database for biology, those are the pictures I see. It’s too obvious these campaigns are run by fear of the unknown or, freaking, fear of lawsuits and not actually trying to improve people’s safety or preserve native ecosystems.

And for pets— obviously a pet is a privilege so again I’m not arguing this is somehow analogous to discrimination, but it doesn’t make any sense to me that someone can ban common pet reptiles in a home or even for a whole city with the argument that it’s for everyone’s best interest, but then not have any plan for the people who already have those reptiles and what they should do with them. Rehoming is stressful for people AND the animals, and if everything else about a pet owner’s care is fine, then how is forcing them to rehome because of a landlord who doesn’t give a shit about research good for the animal? Many reptiles have good enough memory to be target trained, we can stop pretending they’re pet rocks.

I don’t understand how the fuck an apartment can be ok with a cat, a dog, or even a rabbit but then draw the line at a snake that’s not even thicker than your big toe. And that’s not even touching on how landlords abuse “pet deposits” to force renters to pay more, regardless of genuine property damage (which caged animals contribute little to).

It’s just another arbitrary way to ban people from living in a home when it’s already hard enough to find homes within your price range or close to your job, and it DOESNT actually improve animal welfare or prevent environmental damage, so it’s fucked up. If you’re a landlord, and you’re overly concerned with making it harder for poor people to have healthy hobbies, making sure they only ever invest in surviving and not actually living to the point that you contribute to chronic pet neglect by forcing people to rehome pets that they otherwise care for just fine and even saved up money for, then you need to get the fuck over yourself. You don’t care about animals, you don’t care about the environment, and you can’t even argue you care about your own property or else you would’ve had to spend time actually researching what taking care of that animal looks like. Your ever-so-slightly valid fear of escapes or fires could easily be dissuaded with just a little bit of human to human dialogue. Do you know how their teeth actually work? Do you actually know what a padlock or a thermostat is????