#but 65 was just

[squipedmew]

Finished entry 65.

I’m going to need 2-3 business days to recover

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[grovylelover]

people who know

[inspisart]

dick took the news that a strange thirteen year old broke into his apartment while he was away at the circus pretty well, I gotta say

[approximateknowledge]

once you learn enough about evolutionary biology you start seeing ghosts everywhere

[hiroshotreplica]

chimera falin introduction scene in the alternate universe where labru is canon or something i dont knowh

thank god that chimera shit isnt genetic am i right guys (crushed by a thousand stones)

[forecast0ctopus]

i just think they shouldve gotten ONE hug where they werent enchanted or like. dying

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[seagull-scribbles]

All of my Out of Touch Turts-day for easy comparison 💕

Which one is your favourite?

[1987] [2003] [2007] [2012] [2018] [2019] [2023]

[southern--downpour]

[wtfforged]

i refuse to draw him in a normal length shirt. you cant make me

[rootmash]

im going to chew my own arm off

[lunacias]

can’t joke about this podcast giving me brainworms seeing as how there’s, you know, actual brainworms in this podcast 

[honeymilkbubbletea]

His face really does look familiar huh?

He kinda looks like...

HOBART BROWN????

Also, I think it would be really silly goofy for him to put all that detailed makeup on only for it to be covered by the mask 💀

[turtleneckandtee]

And for the first time,

the God himself prays.

[lousolversons]

Adam Driver as Mills in 65 (2023)