#but We Been Knew

[royalarchivist]

Fit: I don't remember you having all that green stuff on your back in Purgatory.

Bad: Oh, yeah. No, I got this at the end of Purgatory.

Aypierre: What the hell is these green things? Are you transforming it to a tree?

Bad: No. I think it's radiation poisoning.

Fit:

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Fit: Um, like I said, you should probably see a doctor or like... A nuclear scientist or somebody.

Bad: Yeah. Probably!

Aypierre: Let me put my... [He searches through his inventory] I just want to be protected, you know?

Bad:Oh yeah, that's probably a good idea! Don't worry, I think you'll be fine, though, it's not–

Fit: Yeah, I'm just gonna – I'm going to stand over here. Yeah, I'm just gonna...

Bad:No, it's fine!

Fit: Keep a little distance.

Bad:I'm not radioactive!

Fit: Yeah, I'm good over here! I'm fine over here!

Bad: No! It's all contained–

[streamsofstardust]

face card NEVER declined

[sniperct]

oh shit I'm pretty sure we're gonna see the warning the eagles gave numenor

Things are look up for season 2 ending on the downfall, maybe setting up season 3 for the founding of Arnor and Gondor and the Last Alliance, although they could possibly push some of this to season 3.

In an hour unlooked for by Men this doom befell, on the nine and thirtieth day since the passing of the fleets. Then suddenly fire burst from the Meneltarma, and there came a mighty wind and a tumult of the earth, and the sky reeled, and the hills slid, and Númenor went down into the sea, with all its children and its wives and its maidens and its ladies proud; and all its gardens and its halls and its towers, its tombs and its riches, and its jewels and its webs and its things painted and carven, and its laughter and its mirth and its music, its wisdom and its lore: they vanished for ever. And last of all the mounting wave, green and cold and plumed with foam, climbing over the land, took to its bosom Tar-Míriel the Queen, fairer than silver or ivory or pearls. Too late she strove to ascend the steep ways of the Meneltarma to the holy place; for the waters overtook her, and her cry was lost in the roaring of the wind. Tolkien, J.R.R.. The Silmarillion (p. 307). HarperCollins. Kindle Edition.

[brandinotbroke]

i found a distant cousin through ancestry research and have learned a lot of interesting things about my family

apparently my great-great-grandmother spoke (some?) Ukrainian and was a very nice lady who always hid candy for the kids in her apron

[sashacolbylesbian]

happy mothers day (sasha’s coronation) to all who celebrate peace and love 🥰

[spaceagesparkledust]

Currently going feral about Loki:Where Mischief Lies. What in the world was that end??

[queerpiratebrainrot]

Zuko 🤝 Mulan

Seeking Honour

[honeyedlashton]

Ashton saying he’s got that grinchy whoville cuteness is literally so Swan coded…

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Tom: Five texted me “your adorable” and I texted her back “no, YOU’RE adorable.”

Janine: And?

Tom: Now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. I was just pointing out her typo, but I like her so I’m not going to say anything.

@dorkylittleweirdo

[ihaveapodcastproblem]

Back on my bullshit

[pushdaisies]

i cant believe it took me three hours to decide i wanted pizza. i cant believe it

[wonusite]

Hi!! Love your writing, though men can only come once and then they have to wait for their peni* to get hard again after several minutes, they can't fuck THREE times i'm a row with no rest in between. Sadly.

hi! thank u so much i really appreciate it! <3

and i know. it’s called fan fiction for a reason lmao. i love to pretend tho 🥲

[lifblogs]

My mom: *talks about my bio father like I even give a shit about him, and when I legally chose to not have him in my life*

My mom: *doesn’t show any sympathy for me while I’m mourning*

My mom: *acts like my dad is the only one grieving here and like that’s somehow going to make him an asshole*

[belasso-archive]

smash or pass, the ppl wanna know

the  question  leads  to  a  brief  bout  of  short  circuiting.          he  blinks,     trying  to  reboot  himself.      it  works  for  the  most  part,     even  if  his  stomach  has  suddenly  turned  into  a  rollercoaster.     he  would  never  want  to  ruin  the  dynamic  they  have  now  with  something  that  could  potentially  either  elevate  it,     or  burn  it  down,     but-          “     smash.     yeah,     smash.     i  mean,     you’re  you,     ”          he  says  like  that  explains  every  line  of  thought.

[plexiglassonion]

[aintmyjewelry]

obsessed with how wherever carol was she had time to braid her hair