#but he was also just cute at best!!! wth is going on

[maplesyrupsainz]

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pairing: oscar piastri x princess!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au

warnings: just fluff, idk anything abt royal families i have taken many many liberties so please forgive

summary: in which after bagging a princess, it takes a long while for the fans to realise it actually is oscar

a/n: haven't written for oscar in ages so i picked him!!! also my first royalty smau so hope it's ok

request!!!: could I request a royal princess!reader with Oscar or Lando please and they are spotted and nobody believes it’s actually them until their is a statement made about them being engaged or something!!!!

my masterlist

fc: christinanadin

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mclaren 📍 monaco

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mclaren swipe to see our very special guest in monaco!

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user1 NO WAY

user2 omgg i can't believe she was there

user3 and with mclaren too wth??

user4 princess y/n's first f1 appearance!!!! & in papaya too she's jus like me fr

user5 so cute love her

oscarpiastri some might say...... papaya princess

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user6 ??? HES SO CHEESY

user7 oscar trying to flirt?

user8 who is she??

user9 y/n! she's the princess of monaco

user10 tbh i thought she was gonna be in ferrari garage or something

landonorris was such an honour!

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scuderiaferrari can we have her next 😕

mclaren not sure about that

princessyn 📍 monaco

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princessyn my first experience of formula one!! it was so much fun in the mclaren garage, thanks guys :))

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user11 she's soo humble

user12 love her, so cute

user13 THE OSCAR HAT AND PICCC

user14 taste omg??

user15 she's so real

user16 she said piastri rights

oscarpiastri so fun having you this weekend!

princessyn loved being there! thx again for your hospitality :)

oscarpiastri anything for a princess!

user17 rizz

landonorris thanks for coming y/n! (even tho you werent repping number 4)

princessyn hahah maybe next time 👀

lnfour we hope so

mclaren you're welcome back anytime 🧡

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yourbff next time invite me

princessyn oh for sureee

twitter ->

messages ->

txts between oscar & lando !!!

instagram ->

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yourbff can you tell i love my best friend

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user22 we love her too tbh

user23 something something two pretty best friends

user24 oscar piastri's gf?

user25 HAHAH

princessyn love you more than anything

yourbff my princess (literally)!!!

princessyn and u? my queen 👑

oscarpiastri me too apparently

yourbff HAHAHA apparently? are you sure?

princessyn oscar 💀

user26 HAHAHA OSCAR?!?!!!

user27 omg he's a jokester

user28 oh it's definitely not true if they're this comfy making jokes 😂

user29 love this new era of y/n being friends w the f1 grid

princessyn posted a story

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user30 going where y/n <3

user31 omg so gorgeous

user32 how do u look so good without even trying

user33 perfect girl

oscarpiastri wow

princessyn shush you

oscarpiastri 😉 see you soon

user34 i wish i was u

user35 come to spanish gp pls 🥹

oscarpiastri posted a story

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user36 omg who???

user37 OSCAR?

user38 wait...? tan? brunette..?

danielricciardo oh we are lucky enough to be graced with the princess’ presence again? 👀

oscarpiastri you know it

user39 fanning the flames of that random y/n & oscar rumour ..... 👀

user40 a moment for the dress, whoever she is

user41 soft launch much

landonorris making me feel extra single right now

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user42 WHO IS SHEEE

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princessyn 📍 barcelona

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princessyn back racing!

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user43 ahhh oscar cameo

user44 this is so cute

user45 she's so gorgeous

user46 wish i was a princess 🥹

landonorris god i hope you weren't the one in the car doing the racing

princessyn shut up lando

oscarpiastri shut up lando

landonorris okay okay my bad

user47 HAHAHAHA

yourbff you never miss 😍

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francisca.cgomes oh to be you 💋

princessyn omg?! if you dont shut up

user48 she's real for that. kika is too perfect already

user49 the wags in her likes & comments ahhhhh

oscarpiastri posted a story

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user50 WAIT IS THAT Y/N???

user51 what

user52 huh? so u are dating her or what

user53 oscar trying to rizz up the princess of monaco lol

user54 so sweet they're all friends now

landonorris good luck 😉

oscarpiastri thanks, i'll need it

alexandrasaintmleux 😍

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yourbff god it's so so beautiful

princessyn ikr 🥹 still crying

francisca.cgomes congratulations gorgeous

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alexandrasaintmleux 🥹🥹🥹 angels

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landonorris one of us now

princessyn ...great

user55 wait huh

oscarpiastri i love you

princessyn i love you

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instagram ->

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri my future wife ❤️

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user61 omg what the hell how is this real

user62 WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US YOU WERE DATING

landonorris nah you just didnt look hard enough dont blame osc

user63 LANDO?!?!!?

user64 he cooked

yourbff CONGRATULATIONS GUYS!!!

charles_leclerc congratulations to the happy couple!

logansargeant congrats guys! it was a long time coming

user65 fym long time coming omg how long have they been dating bro

carlossainz55 so happy for you guys

pierregasly hope this means we'll be seeing more of y/n around the paddock!

oscarpiastri did kika hold a gun to your head as you wrote this?

estebanocon such amazing news, congratulations 🥂

mclaren our princess 🧡

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francisca.cgomes congratulations sweeties <3

alexandrasaintmleux most gorgeous couple!

georgerussell63 hope im invited to the wedding !

user66 *crickets*

flavy.barla wishing you a lifetime of happiness 💖

alex_albon congratulations oscar & y/n

lilymhe gorgeous girl & gorgeous ring 💍

carmenmmundt such a lovely couple, congratulations 💕

user67 all the drivers & wags omgg ugh

princessyn ahhhhh i have butterflies!! i love you so much

oscarpiastri i love you so much more

THE END 🧡

[cto10121]

Regarding castings for R&J in general, the strangest phenomenon for me is still Ethnic!Juliet and Anglo!Romeo…like. They’re both Italian. They’re both English characters. Juliet doesn’t inherently read more ethnic nor Romeo more Anglo. Hell, Romeo is explicitly an Italian name. Yet the general tendency is for a Anglo!Romeo and EthnicLite!Juliet. Where are my hot ethnic Romeos at????

[dangopango00]

ABYSS RAZOR CRUSH HCS BC IF I DONT GET SOME CONTENT I WILL DIE

Abyss Razor x gn reader

Prompt: yall r madly in love he has a crush on youuu (boyfail situationship hcs more like tbh)

A/N: sorry if this is rambly i cant live like this i keep rereading the same 4 or 5 posts over and over again ive been waiting for like a year and im getting teased with the tip PLEASEEE WRITE HIM 😭😭🤞 i cant ever escape the ‘nobodys fave but mine’ curse help

Ily losermen

Ily high ponytail men

Ily abyss razor

more utc

- Im gonna jump he is so kewt. Idek what to say im just ill

- You’d probably often compliment his eyes and you have this image that hes so calm and collected— which he is! But! Not with you! So every conversation with you is him just fighting for his life trying to look cool and not implode at the same time

- ^^^ THIS is one thing. But what really gets him falling for you is when you get a bit closer and have a talk with him, telling him in no uncertain terms that he’ll always have someone to return to if others are cruel because you won’t be leaving him

- Gives you things VERY often, usually little things because hed die if he had to directly give you a gift and then have to explain why, so he shows his affection in little ways like letting you have his best pencils and pens if you need it (lets you keep it too)

- oh he absolutely loses it if he sees you continue to use his pen hes so touched that you’re taking good care of what he gives you it shows that it means a lot to you and that he means a lot to you

- The only actual gift he gives you during this stage are things he has an excuse for like origami (idk why but i feel like he makes cool ass origami) he can just say he made too many so hes giving them away yet you and maybe Abel are the only ones who received some…

- He wants so badly to be useful to you he gets so flustered and happy just hearing you say thanks when he answers your question about the assignment or when he lends you his materials

- Immediately stiffens when you make any sort of contact. Dont stop though, he can count the times hes been hugged on one hand

- Speaking of his touch starvation, he’d let you play with his hair and looks forward to it tbh he’d just rather not initiate anything it’s too much for his heart

- If you have him take down his hair and play with it (like braid it or try different hairstyles) he’d feel so content; ofc he’s nervous but at the same time he just feels so at peace as if it’s only you two in the world and all the people who have ever wronged him never existed in the first place

- He’s a little bit delulu, i fear

- He gets so nervous texting and calling you bc what if you tell him ily. No that could never happen. Wait but what if it did— do you see his dilemma?

- He’s a chronic overthinker and in a way its a bit sweet because he used to worry about you randomly saying you didn’t want to be friends with him but now he wouldn’t even consider that possibility; it just no longer enters his mind

- He’d also find himself drifting off, losing himself in thought and end up daydreaming about if you two were in a relationship

- It’s very innocent, it’s just you two being cute and going places together while holding hands and such until it drifts even further to imagining you two kissing

- His face is on fire and he has to stop thinking NOW but hes in too deep hes imagining kissing ice cream off the side of your mouth and other cliches like that it’s so over

- Abel wondering wth is wrong with his right hand; all he said was that he was going to make mother happy by doing his homework today meanwhile Abyss can no longer be normal

- The kissing is just his guilty pleasure but Abyss constantly imagines holding hands with you like if you walk too close to him his hands will get clammy and his fingertips will get cold because he wants to hold your hand but is scared to initiate it

- God forbid you actually hold his hand even for a second while he’s having his entire internal monologue. He will die. You killed him. How could you?

- He won’t let go though like. Ever . Handholding is his favorite thing 5ever and as soon as he gets a taste he’s hooked

- He likes handholding so much that if you held his hand enough times then one time he’d accidentally grab your hand and initiate for once (immediately gets flustered after but it counts)

- Really really REALLY likes when u trace over his magic lines. Ruins his life everytime and he just melts in your touch; subconsciously leans in and his face softens and EVERYTHING

- Ok i wasn’t gonna say it bc itd probably involve sm sneaking but: Sleepovers. IM JUST SAYING 🤞🤞🤞 I feel like this is where most of the softer moments happen tbh like your roommate being out and you two have a sleepover

- I think this is where the playing with his hair and tracing the lines on his face would happen if not this then when you’re bored in class

- Not a fan of PDA even if ur not dating so he does play with your hair but usually during the sleepovers if you’ll allow him (not quite trying new hairstyles like you do but letting it fall through his fingers, running his hands through it or just rubbing the ends with his fingers to feel how soft it is)

- If you are bald he would slightly hold the back of your head and rub your temples with his thumb to help you relax

- Idk ik i just went on about how hes a loser but I feel like when it comes to affection relating to hair or like anything not affectionate in a cliche sense he doesn’t really pay attention and does it without thinking; only realizes its too affectionate if you point it out (please do not, he feels very comfortable right now. He will stop and never do it again if you point it out)

- You have a lot of deep talks and give him encouraging words during sleepovers tbh it just gives you both time to just… enjoy each other uninterrupted

- Sometimes instinctually distances himself from you because you make his heart do somersaults and his head feels like it’ll explode around you though he doesn’t last long, he needs you with him everyday atp 😭

- Although the above is true, sometimes he gets clingy ish (just by your side all the time) and protective over you even knowing you aren’t his

A/N: a ridonkulous amount of these r based on things ive done erm. Ok. Ig next thing i should write is him with an equally loser gf i def fit the bill LOL

[cissi-sh01]

USO kit tier list based on my bias

(just the players I normally watch)

WTA:

Tier A+

coco - NB's design and colour choice always makes so much sense. the back side design and the width of the skirt's folds are supre cute 🥺 they actually use their brain when designing kits!

naomi - without the jacket its maybe just so so, but an absolute banger with the jacket on. should be remembered as a historically significant kit for tennis fashion. and the headphones ohmygawd 🥺🥺🥺 who ever think this kit is not cute can fight me

Tier A

maria - whenever she gets a tank top kit she serves hard. nice colour choice and skirt design by addidas (cant believe im saying that) so sad it only existed for 1 set 😭

marta - wilson just going with the 1 dress design that worked well in every slam and its still working well. the skirt's texure looked so nice in the wind

Tier B

dasha & karo - a bit boring but suits their vibes well

qinwen - same. would like some brighter colours but was fine

katie & bibi - the actual best nike WTA kit. lilac looks cute especially under sunlight, but the design is a bit too boring for me

Tier C

elena - colour is cute, she looks like a barbie in pink, but 0 design and 0 sense in the patterning choice. looks like some swim suit my mom would buy me when I was 10

aryna (nigh match version)- how dare they call that a custom kit i can do the same design in 10 mins

Iga - bisexual flag colour but a low saturation version. also points taken off for their kits starting to look like wet tissue 20 mins into a match

Tier D

Mirra & Paula - hate the colour hate the design. nike how dare you put that ugly ass kit on them die and rot in hell

jasmine - (a) its the same north american hard court swing kit asics making 0 effort as usual (b) i do not understand that colour choice like why dull reddish purple with bright orange. what made you think of that

ATP:

Tier A+

daniil- nice colours, nice jacket, nice little design around the chest part, nice shoes. wth lacoste you can actually design???????

Tier A

Adidas people - contrary to their RG series the purple-ish blue the used this time works very well with black & white and minimalist design

Carlos - black sleeveless will never not look nice on him but its still a bit boring. would love to have a bit more special texture, with that it will def be A+

Francis - the only person that got the good nike kit (i.e. the lilac kit) in ATP if im not mistaken

Tier B

lorenzo (musetti) i like guys who wear barbie pink and look proud wearing it

matteo - not super interesting design but colour is cute. also he looks nice in polo shirts

Grigor - standard lacoste design with reasonable colour choice

Tier B-

Jannik- the kit was okay and looked a bit better than i expected. im just still a angry about his 1st set

casper - its actually okay but he kind of looked exactly the same as his opponent so i really had a hard time watching 😭

Tier C

novak - i dont understand the design why so many squares and rectangles sir can you explain. it just makes him look more like a tennis robot with implanted AI

holger (the purple kit) - should have just taken the barbie pink one

ben - same with iga. seriously i would like to know how much ON has paid them to wear those wet tissue kits

Taylor - it looks fine but 0 design, just went for the safest choice

Tier D

Jack - (a) i do not understand the back side design (b) nike how did you make the T shirt look oversized for a 193cm tall and rather muscular athlete wtf

Alex - is that pattern choice meant to make his opponent dizzy by looking at him or something

[breezy141]

Could you please do ig imagine where reader is Pedro’s so and fangirls him online

Like follows and comments on fan pages, posts ridiculous pictures and does silly lives with Pedro

hehehehe ABSOLUTELY!

if you guys have anything you would like to send me do not hesitate to ask !! love you all 🤞

>>>>>

number 1. fan // pedro pascal (masterlist)

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pedros_updates some recent photos leaked from pedros and y/n vacation in spain! cute! ❤️

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pedropascalnews they are so perfect for each other kinda makes me wanna fly off a bridge 🤞

pascaldaily i don’t think you guys should be posting pictures of them they might not be comfortable with it, ny that i mean when they are on holiday :/

littlemissy/n hehe i love her !

y/n pedro really is the star of the photos tbh :)

y/nisforme she commented and followed ajsuehebrg congrats omfgg❗️❗️

pascalfan yayy! she commented congratulations! ❤️

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y/n my favourite boy :)

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xx.y/n_offical.xx awhh !

pascalispunk your spanish is extremely terrible but you’re still my favourite girl 🩷

y/nl0ve AAAA obsessed!

loveforyou mom n dad fr 💕

pascalpedro he’s so gorgeous wth

| y/n EXACTLY

pedroeditsSC love love love

y/n

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y/n he a cutie patootie or whateva ☹️

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sluttfor.pascal if you two break up i’ll never believe in love again :)

bae_y/n i just know you two have the best memories together.

tired.y/n/n MAKIN ME FEEL SO SINGLE Y/N

bellaramsey bro i miss you both hurry up and hang out with me pls, i found a new arcade we can go to 😎

| y/n actually about to book a ticket home, i miss you :(

thatgirl idk if i wanna be you rn or be with you rn tbh

yup.pascal I AINT AFRAID TO SAY I LOVE THESE HOES

| y/n and tHEIR GLASSES AND THEIR JACKETS AND THEIR HIPSTER CLOTHES. love that song bae

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pascalnews picture creds: @photosbyolïver pedro and y/n found embracing each other outside of a nightclub ❤️

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yup.pascal bro they are actually soulmates. confirmed

pascaldaily i love them :/

y/n the support we get from you guys is incredible, i love you all. BUT I AGREE, zaddy.

| pascalfr LMAO ultimate zaddy

| y/n4eva noo we love you more !

>>>>>>INSTA LIVE<<<<<<

pedro laughed as he spun you around the kitchen, you were dancing to a song you both loved, which was also requested by your fans which accompanied you in pedros live. the song, sunday kind of love by etta james, unofficially was your song.

wirh pedros arms still wrapped around you, you leaned towards his phone and read some questions being asked in the comments “what is your pet peeve with one another?” you spoke. pedro pulled away “i love this question” he quickly said.

“what! why?”

“girlll, you know why!” you looked at him with a confused look

“okay so, let me explain. guys when she is on the phone whether that’s like scrolling on instagram or whatever, she’s always zoned out” you giggled knowing what he meant “LIKE she will be talking to me then just stop randomly!” pedro laughed along with you.

“okay okay. lemme say yours okay!” pedro nodded and crossed his arms looking all sassy.

“okay guys, so what this guy does is he will starfish on this bed when he is sleeping. the amount of times he has kicked me!” he let out a mischievous giggle “i don’t mean to!”

“mhmmm” pedro shook his head and looked through the comments once more.

“y/n how many tattoos do you have!!” pedro looked over to you.

“i have like three, i share one with this lady right here” pedro put his hand to his chest “and i have a little dog leash on the inner part of my wrist for my old doggie and then i have one down my spine”

“that one is pretty, it’s my favourite” pedro says with a cute smile “yeah?” he nodded.

[ajbullet]

My thoughts on episode 3 of PJO: (spoilers)

I so enjoyed doing this for the first two episodes and the response was great, so hey, maybe this will be an entire series thing

-The oracle was amazing. It was a perfect mix of creepy yet humorous with Percy’s perfect voice crack and “you’re a Halloween decoration” line. Having just reread the book, I wouldn’t have remembered that the prophecy came from Gabe so that was a really cool, book-accurate detail I enjoyed.

- The WAY PERCY CHOSE ANNABETH! I freaked out. Cause you know in the book Annabeth is just like “I’m coming” and that’s that. To see Percy go out of his way to CHOOSE her for his quest was so special to me and I loved it (even tho it was for a different reason than I originally thought.)

-Annabeth’s reaction to getting picked was perfect. This is a girl who has waited YEARS for a quest and in no way do I think she was expecting to be picked. Hoping, of course. But Leah’s expression of shock then excitement was perfect

- Grover talking to the horses

-Percy picking Grover

-“I’m going to back the best snacks” The snacks in question being tin cans

-Bro give Thalia a break Percy, wth 😭. He came at her so hard for someone he hasn’t even met. Which was hilarious and so Percy-like, but dang. I thought Annabeth was gonna kill him right then and there.

-“She met a Pinecone’s fate” Like this boy…🤭

-I loved watching Leah’s expressions the whole time the three of them were traveling to the bus terminal. I will never get over how subtle she is able to make her thoughts appear on her face. Like you could clearly tell she was taking everything in for the first time in 5 years, while still trying to remain calm and seem in control in front of the other two

-THE BICKERING OMGS. I wasn’t ready for the arguing, but it fits so well. It MADE SENSE. Like none of these kids know just how much they can trust each other and their all scared and they don’t really know what they are doing so of course they are going to fight and argue and take out their emotions on each other.

-Grover’s consensus song was perfect. I had no idea why he was clapping at first and when he started to sing I was scared because it had potential to be really cringy but I honestly think it fit his vibe and was cute.

-ok, so for the scene with Annabeth in the store, I loved of course cause it was my girl and I originally watched it as a kid with a lot of money placed in front of infinite candy and she couldn’t just pick ONE so she got them all and it was adorable. But I’ve also seen posts talking about her trying to read the wrapper and since she’s dyslexic she couldn’t tell what flavor was what so she got all of them, which would also make sense and is a perfect subtle detail. Now I just saw one post that said she was trying to pick the perfect candy to make Grover and Percy LIKE HER and that just about broke my heart. Feel free to comment or reboot with your opinions because I’ve loved seeing all these different takes on that scene. All I know is it was awesome and the contrast between a girl picking candy and immediately sensing something is wrong and putting up her guard was a perfect way of showing how life is for demigods

-The invisibility cap!!!!

-“We’re lost in the woods, somewhere in New Jersey and we’re never gonna make to LA” was all I could think about

- again the BICKERING. Annabeth calling Percy out. Her asking what he’s afraid of. Grover trying so hard to keep the peace. (As a middle sibling, I felt that in my soul). “He was my protector first!” Loved that. Just the whole conversation was so interesting

I’m gonna make a part two because I have so many more thoughts on Medusa and her story and I’m hungry so I’m gonna go eat.

Part two:

[trsrina]

playing genshin impact with zerobaseone

written in second person pov, gn reader, fluff, can be read as romantic or platonic

!! mentions of death in a game, mentions of food, not proofread

jiwoong

- the type to have no idea what he’s doing like he’s trying his best

- type to main whatever 5 star character he got first which was diluc who he finds really cool (diluc is so hot js like jiwoong) and kaveh is probably on his team

- he can beat normal opponents but sucks at fighting bosses and would need your help with domains/bosses

- makes you help him do spiral abyss but still acts tough and tries to help you fight off enemies in co-op but dies immediately

zhanghao

- has no idea what he’s doing pt 2

- only playing it bc you asked him to and he’s confused af yk with his disturbed face while he’s looking back and forth from your screen to his, contemplating how the hell he’s supposed to fight off those weird creatures which look like ricky to him while poor kaeya is being beat up on his screen

- yae miko main. idk what it is about them but they remind me of each other

- way too freaking lucky, somehow pulled yae the first day playing and manages to win all his 50/50s

hanbin

- plays it just to spend time with you and exerts a concerning amount of energy into this game just so he could have another common interest with you

- nahida or ganyu main

- ends up being better at genshin than you and helps you do your dailies, spiral abyss, trounce domains etc

- best co-op buddy in zb1!! lets you steal stuff from his world

matthew

- confused at hell at first but ends up being addicted

- look hear me out gorou’s like 99.999% on his team and mains ayaka no reason for this

- at first, he would pout and start mumbling about how weird this game is and the next week he’s ar 40 already somehow and has already progressed to sumeru

- buys you matching genshin keychains and stuff and probably will whale for himself but nags about how you’re wasting money on whaling for yourself

taerae

- idk why but i feel like he’d be concerningly good at genshin at first and speeds through the archon quests smoothly

- mains tighnari or yoimiya he just reminds me of these characters and he thinks tighnari is cute (prob a cynonari shipper)

- his red flag is that he enjoys fighting stormterror during the quest and smiles during spiral abyss and spends primogems on the standard banner

- loves doing quests like world quests too and commissions to him is so fun because he likes helping people

ricky

- another natural at the game ricky is just good at everything he does

- al haitham main he says it’s because he’s young and rich, tall and handsome, just like him and has eula on his team probably

- plays with a straight face like no look of anger or frustration is on his face at all while his hands are swiftly moving across the screen like a pro

- logs onto your account occasionally to buy you genesis crystals and you who’s playing on another device is like wth and then you message ricky angrily for wasting money on a game

gyuvin

- bro played genshin since launch like he’s a veteran most probably plays even better than you (he’s ar 60) and imagine the way his face lights up when he finds out you also play genshin

- he is so childe/itto main coded, don’t tell me this man isn’t real life itto and likes to throw ushi for fun

- jokingly makes fun of you for being bad at the game then steals your phone to help you and forces you to buy him food as a thank you

- would go to your world just to steal stuff and annoy you, trolls you in your own world and would push you off cliffs with jean

gunwook

- another one that only plays bc u play

- he’s good at everything so he ends up being good at genshin too, he’d easily surpass you in adventure rank

- i thought long and hard about this but ayato main idk why either really and kazuha is also a strong contender. loves exploring areas with kazuha and using his skill

- whenever he sees that you’re playing, he would immediately flock over to your side and asks to join your world. would help you defeat whatever bosses you want him to and help you farm. would go around finding chests for you

yujin

- i think yujin would also be good at genshin but not as good as the others like maybe 40 something ar while the others are at 50 something

- he’s baby so klee main but this evil boy loves blowing things up and killing random animals. torturing hillichurls is his favourite pastime

- would randomly request to join your world sometimes but when you’re busy and reject him, he would spam you with numerous messages and the ‘:(((‘ emoticon along with the genshin sticker things

- the type to completely ignore world quests and absolutely hates doing his dailies

[whole-circus]

Homicidal Liu with fem southern cannibal reader!

➥ Hi welcome again!! I absolutely adore House of Thousand Corpses!! You are such a sweetheart, take care of yourself too!! southern part might bee a bit too stereotypical im so sorry i dunno how americans works😭 Im so sorry that wihtout nswf part i was so out of idea!!! >:((

Other characters with cannibal reader can be found here!

˚　　✦　　　. ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚. 　　　✦　　˚

Homicidal Liu

I feel like Liu would be mostly concerned about your health - well, not mentally but physically..okay, mentallly too, but only at first. He just wants what is the best for you, and eating humans doesnt really sound healthy. But as long as you properly prepare your meal, you are good to go, without Liu worrying over you! Even if he has perfect ocassion for that, i dont think that he would actually try eating it? dunno, i just love idea of liu being vegetarian but thats just me so im shutting up now At long distance, your eating habits doesnt really bother him, you do you and you are still cute. I also see Liu as someone, who wouldnt like to make you feel left out. He would definitely cook for both of you, just to make you feel included! Meat is a meat, he can prepare something a bit diffrent for you, he doesnt mind at all!

Liu would tease you so bad about your accent!! Especially if you are type of person that speaks so fast. He would pretend that he has no idea what you saying (and he thinks that he is so hilarious for that). He is definitely the "perfect son-in-law" when you introduce him to your family! He is so polite i swear, your family loves him right when he shows up! And when it comes to cooking (if you are good at it and wont burn the kitchen down) he is so cool wth that! Even if Liu is the perfect male wife and loves doing all this domestic stuff, he doesnt mind if you cook him something delicious! Just please..without human meat?? Liu loves if you are flirty and so open to people!! It helps you a lot to cover up your whole human eating, huh? Just dont say that you will eat him up becasue of his cuteness..or do? Dunno, sounds pretty weird but you are both weirdos!

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[asteria-edalyn]

The Story of Kunning Palace 命转皇后/宁安如梦

Started watching the canto dub with eng subs when it came on tvb!! I’ve wanted to watch it for a while but I didn’t want to get another streaming service to watch it. On episode 17 now and I couldn’t resist making a post about what happened so far lol. Please don’t give me spoilers!

I love Ning Er so much. She’s clever, and she’s trying her best to change things, but she doesn’t know everything from her past life and things have changed so she’s having to act on the fly! And I love seeing how she uses her wits in these moments! And how she outsmarts her opponents!

I love the dynamic between her and Xie Wei. The brat and teacher power dynamic? But she’s just as clever as he is? And he’s constantly like, how/why do you keep showing up when shit goes down?? She infuriates him but he’s also sooooo fascinated and charmed by her and he wants to protect her.

So this probs real obvious but I’m gonna put it down here anyway. Xie Wei is the missing Xue Ding-fei and he and the current Xue Ding-fei swapped identities so that he could be sneaky and undercover.

I… don’t think the male cast is very good-looking tbh :”) Zhang Zhe’s probably the most attractive to me. I guess Xie Wei is hot when he’s being all smug and domineering and shit. Also I love how Zhang Zhe (and Ning Er, but more so Zhang Zhe) had been going “You’re working for him too??” like, constantly and getting more and more incredulous but he can’t react cuz he’s undercover lmao.

I feel like this is the start of the second arc, like we’re leaving the palace, the stakes are higher, but maybe I’m wrong. More hilarious moments: when Zhou Yin-zhi tells Xie Wei Ning Er has been kidnapped and internally he’s like: What?? Why??? How??? WHY like girl is gonna make him go grey. And also when she tells Zhang Zhe she told the rebels they’re cousins but they’re in love so they ran away to elope is HILARIOUS. He’s like, why would you tell them that?? But tbh it was a good plan to get them to stop questioning her. And then the rebels acting increasingly awkward around them. Love that the auntie ships them. She’s like, ah young love.

It definitely appeals to me that Xie Wei is so clever but also fucked up. Like not necessarily in a bad way, but man has been through A LOT, since he was like 6. And he’s been plotting and scheming and deceiving for so long, that’s gotta have an impact on his personality.

I have so many fav moments when Ning Er out-smarts her enemies or comes out with the upper hand. A cute recent one is basically the whole “getting the second half of the letter” plot, but specifically when the bank notes reveal her little turtle drawing. So cute!! It’s like she’s saying, hi 👋🏻😙 and then when he shows it to the others and they are just so confused because they don’t have context for the turtle??

Okay wait wait before I end this post I wanna talk about what intrigued me so much about this show in the first place. I’ve always loved reading time travel fix-its, seeing how things change or stay the same, what characters do with what they know and i thought it'd be so interesting for a story to start like a time travel fix it fic, but because the audience doesn't have the established "canon", it's revealed slowly through the story. And then this show showed up on my tumblr and I was like ??? wth this is exactly what I was looking for

Anyway that's it for now!!

[shoyastars]

Lloyd Garmadon x Reader

Omg this is old wth… lol! Tell me what you think of this cause idk haha! XD

~Headcannons!~

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First few weeks of dating!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I see you guy being a bit awkward at first when after confessing each others feelings. You both need time to settle and get used to the fact you two are dating. Of course Lloyd would do his best to be the best boyfriend you have. But sometimes would mess up due to how nervous he is when doing a simple task. Like carrying something for you, Getting something, talking about something, etc all though it’s embarrassing sometimes when he fails. You sometimes laugh it off causing him to laugh as well about how awkward it was for the both of you.

~~~~~~ Dates!

~~~~~~

It’s definitely awkward and uncomfortable when you both try to go someplace fancy. You both even get bored and yawn. Though Nya and Jay might suggest it sometimes. The first time you two did it. You two ended up going somewhere else to make the date more fun. You two like to have fun during your dates. Go to the amusement park, spend time outside, play games {especially video games}, movie nights, sleep overs {if you’re not a ninja living with them.}, Dancing in the rain, doing things that you two consider fun!

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cuddle time

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cuddle time is kinda like an after a hard day type scenario. But sometimes when Lloyd just wants your attention on him he will insist you two cuddle together. Possible he will cuddle you in his Oni form? 👀. Like I said sometimes when he REALLY wants your attention. He WILL insist you two cuddle. Whether it’d be in his Oni form or human form. He craves attention sometimes. Especially emotional and physical love. Where he came hold you close and feel at ease.

{ALSO I SEE YALL WHO WERE THINKING OF SOMETHING ELSE DURING “PHYSICAL” LOVE YA NASTYS!}

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Favorite place to kiss you💋 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cheek & Forehead.

He gets very flustered when he receives a kiss on the lips. I get you can say his face will like up like a red tomato if you do. he feels more confident and more at ease kissing your Cheek. He would sometimes do it when he gets jealous of you talking with someone. 🤭

You do find it cute.

When he kisses you on the forehead. He’s usually in a bit of daze. When I mean daze. I mean half an asleep or when you fall asleep in his arms or on his shoulder. He does get a bit embarrassed when he gets caught by the others but is more comfortable when it’s just the two of you. He feels more at ease 😊✨

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ✨Relationship support✨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lloyd deals with a lot of trauma from being the green ninja. Especially when he was a kid. Sometimes when he feels like the world is ending all he needs is a simple hug from you and the tears and frustrations come out. Crying into your shoulder hoping you wouldn’t walk away or look at him with pity or disgust. He knows you would never do that. But he can’t help but think of it. It scares him. To the point he doesn’t know how to not think about it.

When it comes down to you having a panic attack he would immediately spring into action. He wouldn’t do anything too brash and focus on you calming down. He would ether ask what you see or ask to breathe. But sometimes he would just hold your and give you time to calm down on your own. While feeling his comforting grip. When you calm down he would pull you into a hug. Comforting you with some of the sweetest moments you had to the sweetest words he says. He would be there for YOU! And focus on you. He’d even ditch a mission just to comfort you and make sure you’re ok. He doesn’t like to see you cry or be sad. It hurts him. More than you ever know.

~~~~~~~~~~~ Boundaries

~~~~~~~~~~~

Lloyd would allow you to set some boundaries. Even when dating or married. He’ll listen carefully and take them to heart as to not make you feel uncomfortable in anyway. Sometimes when he sees others disrespect your boundaries. He immediately goes to tell them to back off. He wants you to feel respected and with that he hopes you also respect your as well. Cause self respect is important.

Lloyds boundaries are not always so clear. Sometimes he will get uncomfortable unexpectedly due to a certain situation. When starting the relationship he asks if you have certain boundaries he’d like to follow. After explaining yours he’ll then explain his. He wants to feel respected along with wanting you to feel respected as well.

[zombeesknees]

currently in the life of the angie bee:

my sense of time is strangely broken, because it's almost 6pm but my brain is all, "gosh, it's not even noon yet!" and i have no fuckin idea why.

i've been deodorizing and washing and cleaning the house all day because i feel like there's a particularly sour smell throughout it, but now i'm wondering if it's me, and i don't know why i'm suddenly smelling so sour??? like, it's not a sweat smell, it's a sour, musty smell, and i'm still using the same shampoo and body washes i always do, and it's not as if my diet's changed significantly, so wth is going on??? IS IT A SIGN THAT I'M DYING OF SOME WEIRD DISEASE??? i know folks with diabetes sometimes smell strangely sweet, but i've never heard of something that makes you smell sour. OR IS IT ALL IN MY HEAD AND PSYCHOSOMATIC??? i'm not just gonna go up to someone and be like, "do you think i smell weird?"

quint remains one of the Characters of All-Time (and a Happy Jaws Day to all who celebrate it).

(yeah, i don't celebrate the 4th, what a bullshit holiday, we have nothing to be proud of as a country, especially these days.)

dropped $288 this morning on two and a half weeks-worth of groceries for one person. and that was buying basic, off-brand shit. how the fuck did we get to this.

slight silver lining: i have today, tomorrow, and the full weekend off, and i get to spend time with joel tomorrow AND see shara and nichole on sunday.

i set my reading goal for the year at 50 books (something i didn't come close to achieving last year, thanks to a reading block that set in in march and didn't let up for the rest of the year). and in the last two weeks i hit 54 books (almost all of them new-to-me, which is ALSO amazing). my unmedicated ADHD bullshit may still be preventing me from watching new shows and movies, but at least it's eased off on the reading front.

a new dude joined our book club this week and he's CUTE and likes fantasy and is a high school social studies/history teacher, and we discussed character archetypes for like ten minutes. maybe next club meeting i'll actually give him my number and ask him out.

wimsey has spent a full week in the flower donut collar thanks to scratching his chin raw and bloody. vet recced treating him with revolution in case it's because of mites, washing the wound with a special antibiotic flush, and keeping him in the collar until everything's fully healed/his fur grows back in. makes for a hella grompy flower:

god, leverage really is just the best show. doesn't matter how many times i watch it; i'm forever delighted and impressed with just how well written/constructed/everything it is. that's my emotional support family of thieves, your honor.

i'm getting SO CLOSE to filling out the final gaps in the current sections of my hazeldine WIP, and i really do think i'm gonna have to split it into two volumes instead of making it all vol. 6 as i had originally planned. but IF i do that, that means vol. 6 is gonna HAVE to end on a significant cliffhanger, which i typically try to avoid. (yes, technically all of the previous vols have ended on cliffhangers, since this is a continuing story spread over several volumes. but they haven't been LITERAL cliffhangers, with someone on the verge of death or something.) i don't like when books in a series i'm reading do that, so i try not to inflict that on my own readers. but perhaps i can mitigate it slightly by making sure both vols 6 AND 7 are fully polished/ready for printing, and release them like a month apart or something, so there isn't a huge wait in between...

FINALLY finished the replacement cross-stitch sampler of lighthouses for a gal from work (the first one got lost in the mail beginning of last month). now i can continue working on the Yee Dudes series for my bud jordan <3

but also i'm gonna try to design a pattern for myself re: a dracula joke that keeps popping into my head: descending the castle, lizard-fashion. i'm probably the only person who is THIS delighted/amused by that joke, but i'll enjoy stitching something for myself for a change, lol.

[mytragedyperson]

Thoughts I had while reading TCF chapter 13

Cale: gets chills because Ron drinks the lemon tea without complaining

Also Cale: ignores that he does the same thing.

Looking at the two butlers around Cale is entertaining because you have Hans who is just constantly confused about what’s going on, and then you have Ron who is just amused by everything and notices the things Cale doesn’t. also Choi Han being polite because Cale’s there is amusing because chances are Cale wouldn’t care if he wasn’t.

Choi Han has this subtle sassiness to him, especially early on that I don’t think was fully intended because when he says ‘I will not fight against someone who is trying to cut someone else with a cooking knife,’ I don’t think he means to be sassy or anything (I don’t think I mean sassy but can’t figure out what i mean, maybe shady in the way of throwing shade, idk), like, that’s genuinely what’s happening but I hear it in such like a shady tone in my head. Again, I don’t think this was intended, I think Choi Han is a very genuine, earnest person, who means what he says in the way he says it, but my brain chooses to hear it as shady.

Ok yes Choi Han choosing to be someone who protects people, purely because Cale said he could do it is really cute and precious. And the “even” before I makes it just the slightest bit sad, but also Cale manages to cause confusion even when he’s not present, and I think that the impact Cale has on these characters, even when he’s not there to say or do anything, is a wonderful way to show how important he is to them.

Also, yes, I do find Choi Han saying this and having this revelation and Beacrox being like wth? What rubbish are you spewing? I just wanna fight funny. Because my humour is broken and I find a lot of things funny when they aren’t.

I feel like Ron just thinks everything his son and Cale does is cute and precious, and he’s right.

Ok but I love the idea of Ron, glaring at Choi Han accidentally while lost in thought, meanwhile Cale is just sat there with a small smile, but the tiny Cale living in his head is secretly clapping very quietly and letting out a cute little yay.

Yes, Cale, you’re right, the novel shouldn’t dictate your life, which is a good thing because you’ve already changed so much, even if you don’t realise it yet.

Once again, Cale proves he’s kinder than he allows himself to believe, because his second priority, after survival, is that everyone in their territory lives peacefully, and actually, considering how often he puts his life on the line, I’m pretty sure that’s actually his first priority.

I’m sorry but Cale saying sweet teas are the best after purposefully giving Ron the lemon tea, thus rubbing his face in it while also subtly guilting him, is such little shit behaviour.

Billos: lowkey disappointed he won’t see Cale until the capital

Cale: no, I’m going to be here everyday until I leave, and meet you at the capital

Billos: significantly happier than before

Cale: and I’m going to give you money and opportunities for profit

Billos: super shocked and super happy

Ron, stood to the side watching,  suspiciously sharpening a knife: I thought he said they weren’t close

Billos gets a message at 3 in the morning that someone is in the tea shop and goes to investigate, only to see Cale helping himself to some tea. His only explanation is a shrug and “you said it was open any time.” Billos ends up giving him a key to get in so he stops tripping whatever alarm or security he has. Cut to bonding sessions when Billos gets there in the morning before it officially opens. It’s rarely just Cale, usually it’s the kids, sometimes one of the others joins, one time he arrives to the entire Cale fam just casually sat, drinking tea. It ends up becoming their hangout spot on the rare occasions they get a month or two of not saving someone or somewhere. Just cute, fluffy moments in the tea shop

Oh Ron I thought being in denial was Cale’s thing. It’s ok, you can admit you care about your puppy young master, we won’t judge you.

Choi Han misunderstanding what Ron is talking about and being like I don’t want to like you. Oh Choi Han, you’re too good for this world.

I find it really funny that Cale couldn’t even get rid of the person who was planning to leave of his own accord. Like Ron was planning to leave, he did leave briefly, and Cale still couldn’t completely get rid of him. A dragon was dying, of old age, and Cale was like I think the fuck not, someone needs to raise my child when I can’t and not only found a way to keep him alive but also possibly made him age down so he was younger, he uno reversed death by old age. Cale, this is not how you reduce the number of people around you. Like, he thought he was done, and then Cale agreed to take care of his son while he was gone, cured what was killing him, and just didn’t care that he’d been an assassin.

Ron pretending not to care about Cale while Cale pretends not to care about Ron is actually clown behaviour.

Ron and Cale’s relationship is so precious to me, like you don’t understand.

Him thinking about the good things about Cale only to immediately go but he’s still trash is the same energy as KRS Cale asking about Ron’s injury and going but I don’t care it’s just annoying to look at. This is why KRS Cale and Ron have such a cute relationship. They’re actually more similar than either of them realise, and if they did realise it, they’d be horrified.

Cale: asking Choi Han who he’s going to protect

Choi Han’s thoughts: don’t tell him it’s him yet, you can’t

Choi Han: I’ll tell you when I’m stronger

Cale: nearly has a heart attack at the thought of him getting stronger

The only person Cale needs protection against at the minute is Choi Han, and himself of course.

Hans is such a breath of fresh air in this book. Every time he’s in a scene it makes me smile.

Ok so I’m not wrong for thinking some of the admiration in this scene is aimed at Cale right? Because they say the expression isn’t related to the kittens’ cuteness so that’s how I always took its, that the admiration is aimed at Cale, and possibly wants praise. Oh my God, he kind of reminds me of Ranpo from Bungou Stray Dogs, wants praise but when you do praise him just goes of course I’m (insert praise here).

Also, I’m pretty sure the reason Cale kind of stumbles over his answer is because he finds them cute but can’t admit that and also feels embarrassed for thinking it.

Still love Hans respecting the kittens more than Cale, I would too. Honestly I feel like the reason I love Hans so much is because I relate to him so much. I too am constantly confused, never truly know what’s going on and respect cats more than people.

Cale is so mean, ignoring the cats like that, not one pat. They should file an official complaint.

Ron thinking Cale isn’t aware the cats are beast people only for him to not only know that, but also know how he wants to use them.

Btw in case you hadn’t noticed this is also a highlights of the chapter thing only everything is a highlight because this story is a delight.

So, Ron planned to teach the Cat Tribe children, he also planned to leave, I’m pretty sure that takes more than a few days. Ron in denial again?

Ron planning to train the cat tribe children as a present is like you buying something for yourself only for your friend to mess around with it and then give it back to you, claiming it’s a present. Also he doesn’t question why these cat tribe siblings cam looking for Cale, just accepts that they did and moves on, doesn’t even think for a second that just maybe they’re already assassins. Who would be trying to assassinate Cale and why? Idk but the fact Ron didn’t even question it, suspicious possibly paranoid assassin Ron, is the strangest thing about this situation.

On and Hong are my favourite little sassy children, and On is usually the sole holder of the group’s collective brain cell.

Good job On and Hong, you refuse to become assassins

Them looking at Cale was actually a cry for help but you didn’t hear that from me

And the cry for help worked, kind of, maybe.

The kittens being cute instead of answering the question. After all, the answer should be obvious.

The difference between what they want to eat though. On wantin meat, protein, which provides more energy and is more filling while Hong wants cake which is sweeter and still gives energy but is less filling. It could be an age thing or preference, but it could also subtly show their personalities/dynamic with On being the more practical one of the two.

Cale continues to be one of the first people to believe in them by being one of the first to believe they can be useful/helpful.

[realcube]

YOU GOT: TETSURŌ KUROO

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ matchup for @reecheecx / @rnm-magic-space-xsd

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ if you would like a matchup, read this!

'My hobbies are listening to romantic music, singing, reading webtoons, watching romance and sports anime, writing romance scenes (non-sexual) and poetry/prose!'

𓆩♡𓆪 i can imagine him being down for the majority of those things tbh

𓆩♡𓆪 tbh i picture him as more of a rap enjoyer or hip-hop however you could definitely put him on to some soulful romantic music and he'd secretly love it

𓆩♡𓆪 not even that secretly tbh

𓆩♡𓆪 maybe he wouldn't go around saying to new people and acquaintances that he has a preference for sweet romance music

𓆩♡𓆪 but he'd defo put some on while in the changing room after a big game to help him settle down

𓆩♡𓆪 and if any of his teammates or friends inquire into like 'erm what is this 😐' he is so not ashamed or embarrassed to say that it's music his s/o recommended

𓆩♡𓆪 and if they try to come for him saying that's corny he will legit just ignore them or explain the health benefits of listening to calm music to lower your heart rate or smth like that

𓆩♡𓆪 he's undoubtably into sports anime so there's no question that he'd watch that with you

𓆩♡𓆪 but sometimes just to tease you he will root for the opposing team of the mc

𓆩♡𓆪 you'll be like 'wth kuroo! [made-up anime mc] worked so hard and literally sacrificed his best friend (and potential gay love interest) to the pickleball demon just so he could qualify for intersectional national regional championships and you are saying you want him to LOSE?!'

𓆩♡𓆪 and he'll just be like 'ya 🤷‍♂️ his face just annoys me ig'

𓆩♡𓆪 ofc you'll get confused and maybe a bit frustrated bc like.. has he even been watching the show?!

𓆩♡𓆪 while he just thrives bc he loves teasing you and making you lil mad ; he thinks its super cute

𓆩♡𓆪 especially bc you're usually so timid in public/at school so he finds the contrast amusing

𓆩♡𓆪 also i feel like he's one of the only smart characters in haikyuu who would be capable of properly appreciating a piece of romantic prose you were to write for him instead of just being like 'neat ^-^'

𓆩♡𓆪 like he is able to understand and pick up on all the subtext and recognise all the impressive literary techniques you use etc etc

𓆩♡𓆪 and is able to fully aknowledge how wonderful you're writing is and that adds to his appreciation of your work

𓆩♡𓆪 he's maybe even smart enough to try write you a prose or two back and have it actually be intelligable haha

𓆩♡𓆪 defo not as good as yours but they are decent and you can tell how much passion and effort he puts into them just to make you feel loved

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵  

'I’d love to go to an ethical cat cafe together! [...] I feel safe with protective, passionate and snarky guys who are just, intelligent and love animals.'

𓆩♡𓆪 when i read the second part of you describing the guy i was literally just like KUROO

𓆩♡𓆪 the kuroo alarm was going off in my head

𓆩♡𓆪 bc he literally ??? all ?? of ?? those ? things ???

𓆩♡𓆪 it's crazy

𓆩♡𓆪 as i mentioned he is one of not very many haikyuu characters that is shown to be both very academically inclined and smart in a general manner too

𓆩♡𓆪 like you can tell how smart he is by his volleyball tactics n stuff

𓆩♡𓆪 and he is shown to be a bit snarky and sarcastic but you only really get to see that side of him properly maybe 2-3 months into the relationship

𓆩♡𓆪 before that he tries to keep a gentlemanly facade

𓆩♡𓆪 (but you see the way he acts with his friends and teammates so you know what you are getting yourself into)

𓆩♡𓆪 and once he find out you can match his energy and tease him back , it's relentless! he just loves to be light-hearted and poke a bit of fun

𓆩♡𓆪 while thinking its so funny when you do it back to him

𓆩♡𓆪 as for the animals part likee ofc he does !!

𓆩♡𓆪 he obviously likes cats or at least tolerates them bc he literally is one

𓆩♡𓆪 and i believe in a manga panel it stated he really likes dogs too

𓆩♡𓆪 as for all the other animals, nekoma volleyball team is basically a zoo as it is (lev = giraffe, yaku = chinchilla etc etc LMAO) so he is down with all kinda of animals

𓆩♡𓆪 (i lowkey hc he is afraid of monkys or apes though, idk seems like that kinda guy)

𓆩♡𓆪 also a cat cafe date with him would fly so well

𓆩♡𓆪 he'd love to try all of the sweet treats with and would be so entertained by all the cats n stuff

𓆩♡𓆪 and if it's your suggestion , he'd think just the fact you want to go to a cat cafe SO endearing and cute so there is no way he can say no

𓆩♡𓆪 the only thing is that if y'all go to the cat cafe and you start paying more attention to the cats than him , he will get a tiny bit salty hahah

𓆩♡𓆪 like he thinks to himself 'this is OUR date 😫 stop trying to third wheel, mr whiskers 😠'

𓆩♡𓆪 but nah he usually likes cats (when they aren't trying to steal his girl 😤)

𓆩♡𓆪 and omg if you make a joke about his cat phenotype or him looking like one of the cats he will literally fall so hard

𓆩♡𓆪 bc he'd love someone with a sense of humour

𓆩♡𓆪 meanwhile if one of his teammates tried to joke like that to him, he'd kick them upside the head lol

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵  

'My love languages are words of affirmation, acts of service and physical touch (mostly hugs, cuddles and kisses with those I’m especially close to).'

𓆩♡𓆪 he's probably heavy on physical touch and quality time imo

𓆩♡𓆪 mans is NOT shy to bring you in for a cuddle or a hug though

𓆩♡𓆪 will literally snake his arms around you when you least expect it

𓆩♡𓆪 so yeah he is physical touch leaning and he'd love it if you could come to his games to support him and stuff , that would be a major act of love in his eyes

𓆩♡𓆪 and considering how you mentioned being timid, i'd asusme your not big on pda but if/when you ever get comfortable enough in the relationship to actually hold his hand in public or even give him a lil kiss on the cheek in front his teammates, he would MELT

𓆩♡𓆪 literally into a pool of kuroo

𓆩♡𓆪 and he would wear a shit-eatting grin of his face for the whole rest of the day

𓆩♡𓆪 like it gives him so much confidence having people know that you guys are together bc then he can silently be like 'yup, i'm just that charming and hot that managed to pull someone like her. yup yup.'

𓆩♡𓆪 he's definitely not bad for words of affirmation bc he is a lot better spoken than some other characters

𓆩♡𓆪 but not by miles or anything, he's not royalty

𓆩♡𓆪 he's a solid medium on compliments bc he does speak up and say nice things about you when you dress up for a date, or when you do well on a test

𓆩♡𓆪 but he's not sappy enough (YET) to speak his mind freely, like if he did, he would be complimenting you every other second sayign the most random stuff like 'your hair looks especially soft today' , 'you're voice is so creamy' and 'i like the way you smell'

𓆩♡𓆪 but he doesn't say any of it aloud bc he doesn't want you to think he is corny or creepy

𓆩♡𓆪 however when he realises how much you appreciate it and they boost your confidence he will most definitely let his walls down and start saying some of the stuff he usually keeps in his head

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for @reecheecx : i was choosing between bokuto and kuroo but when you said smart i knew exactly who it had to be lol

[002yb]

Ooh what about any dickroy, jayroy, or roydickroy thots?

Dick+Roy

An opportunity to air my hot take of Roy being able to have more than one ride or die friend. Dick is one of many, actually. Roy inspires that sort of dedication; he would give nothing less to his friends and those sincere feelings are reciprocated.

Doesn't matter if Dick and Roy grow apart with age or due to circumstance or because of any sort of falling out - they'd find their way together again if ever there's a time of need whether their support is wanted or not and they'd stick out whatever trial or tribulation awaits no matter how devastating or ugly and ahhhhhh

Anyway these two are peak supportive; they're each other's greatest advocates. They're equals through and through and it shows in how they challenge/motivate one another and have each other's backs

About the equals thing? There were absolutely growing pains for a bit there. Back in their younger years, Dick unwittingly gave Roy a bit of a complex, fueled by personal insecurities because Dick has so many innate qualities to him that Roy struggles with. Needless to say, Dick is very !!! when he finds out because why would Roy ever want to be like Dick when Roy is Roy??

The admiration and respect goes both ways and at first Roy is so confused, but then Dick starts hammering home all of the things he adores and finds amazing about Roy and Roy just OTL oh lord plz stop but also keep going???

More DickRoy, but properly DickRoy

Compliments from Dick simultaneously take Roy out at the knees and leave him preening. Jokingly tells Dick, 'go on,' while batting his lashes and Dick does and Roy laughs but basks in the positive attention anyway

They tinker with equipment together. Not in a cool way though, just straight up nerds with their schematics and equations and whatever.

They probably watch gameshows together or do trivia nights idk they give off those vibes and it's cute

They don't really get into trouble together, but they laugh omg. It's a combination of inside jokes and having this wicked understanding of one another's humor and that humor being both compatible and insufferable and poor Lian doesn't stand a chance because dad jokes become DickRoy's bread and butter

The sort of bros that aren't necessarily romantic but have definitely fucked and it was a good time.

Roy+Jay

Specifically Dick's feelings on them because this is the definition of when your younger sibling steals your best friend and it's as tragic as it is hilarious because how the fuck?

Jason who was once the third wheel is third wheel no longer - Dick has taken up that mantle now lol

Dick can't even be mad about it because Roy is so good and Dick trusts him with Jason wholeheartedly and tbh Jason needs friends

Age difference. Age difference. Age difference.

Roy being a mentor to Jason. Maybe tinkering with equipment with him. Troubleshooting in new, not bat approved ways with cool, not bat approved tools and gear. But also life mentoring. Because Roy isn't just smart - he's got wisdom in spades. And idk it'd be cute for Jason to have heart to hearts with someone who gets him and has patience with him and can be that right mix of gentle and firm with him

Roy has had years of practice with Dick; believe it or not, Jason is 1000% more agreeable

What's more, Jason hiding out with Roy when family drama gets to be too much. And if Dick happens to be an offending party? Oh. Boy. Roy would defend Dick in a way that doesn't ostracize Jason, of course, but you can bet Roy seeks Dick out to metaphorically throw hands because wth, man? Be better. Then they make a game plan about it. He'll do this with Jason to if Jason was being a brat.

Roy the Robin whisperer lbr

But yeah I'm thinking Roy kisses Jason once on accident (it wasn't)and Jason is o//////o and Roy is also !!!! and Roy honestly avoids Dick for a month afterwards because he defiled Dick's brother oh fuck sorry not sorry

Unrelated: Dick with a brother complex always and forever it is what it is on this blog whoops (one of my many agendas)

Related to above point: Roy also develops a brother complex because Jason has that influence on people

This section has become DickRoy their potential for chemistry is too much

DickJayRoy

Hot damn

DickKoryRoy(??)

An even hotter damn

Canon should have gone this route tbh

[theambitiouswoman]

Hi. I have been reading your posts lately and got so much inspired. It was helping and suddenly it feels like I'm back to square 1. Also this boy I'm talking to online, he's literally a red flag with insecurities, defensive,kinda misogynist,andrew Tate's fan etc., and we had so many senseless arguments because he thinks I have opinions on everything,one time he called me dumb, useless, lame, a waste of time and that's bad so I thought he hated me. But 2 days back he was telling how he always liked me and he thinks I'm cute and he likes talking to me,like how is it possible like we have had arguments everytime we talked immediately after that he said he thinks I'm hot and he touches himself thinking about me. Like wth, like for some reason I'm attracted to him so I'm still talking to him. I don't like this. It feels like I'm going off track. And it's been distracting, his words. I don't know what to do. Feel so helpless. I have an important exam in 2 months, it's literally life and death for me. And I don't feel motivated. My brain is all scrambled it seems to me.

Hi!

I want to emphasize the importance of taking care of your well-being and mental health. It's concerning to hear that the person you've been talking to online displays some red flags such as insecurity, defensiveness, and misogynistic views. It's crucial to remember that you deserve respect, kindness, and support in your relationships. Engaging in constant arguments and being subjected to derogatory comments is neither healthy nor productive.

I would strongly encourage you to reconsider your involvement with this person. It's not healthy to continue talking to someone who disrespects you and makes you feel helpless. You are not even dating this person, and there is already conflict. Conflict which shouldn't exist considering we date people because we have some level of compatibility. I think you might be addicted to the highs and lows, the challenge of the situation as a whole. Maybe even the attention they give you. The fact that he goes back and fourth from arguing to complimenting you in a sexual manner shows that he is not a great guy. A man, especially a man who is just starting to court you should not be sexualizing you and as a woman who would be interested in a romantic scenario would not allow disrespect from a man who she barely knows.

It's important to recognize that words can have a powerful impact on our emotions and self-esteem. When someone repeatedly puts you down or makes derogatory comments, it's natural to feel hurt, confused, and even distracted. But it is also important to remember that no one good for us is going to serve as a distraction. And someone who takes your focus from your own goals and studies, is doing just that. There is no added value or benefit in this scenario for you. No one who likes you is going to put you down, criticize you or do anything to risk their chances with you.

Be kind to yourself. It's normal to feel off-track and overwhelmed at times. Remember that setbacks are part of life, but what matters is how we respond to them. Take one step at a time and trust in your own resilience to overcome challenges.

Wishing you the best of luck with your exam and a brighter, more positive future ahead!

[hamstergiukie]

onewe if you flinch in an argument

you already know what it is, repost from my old account !!

angst / fluff

notes: hurt comfort my beloved

don’t really know what this is, i started it months ago and finished it yesterday so 🤷‍♀️

Jin Yonghoon

GIF by choicemillionaire

🐶 poor boy was so stressed with their comeback and you were only worrying about him

🐶 he was locked up in his studio and you had brought him some food to replenish his strength

🐶 he was annoyed because he couldn’t get the lyrics he needed out, they weren’t right, he didn’t mean to take it out on you

🐶 if you start to cry he’s so upset with himself

🐶 ‘no no no baby i’m so sorry i didn’t mean it, let’s go home and cuddle?’

🐶 keeps apologizing for the next three days it’s so cute:(

Ju Harin

GIF by ecstasy-krp

🦊 he needs time to cool off but he can’t right now because you flinched

🦊 a thousand thoughts are running through his brain right now; why did you flinch? are you okay? why did he do that?

🦊 says he’s sorry right away but doesn’t initiate physical affection until he’s calmed down and he’s sure you’re okay with that

🦊 kanghyun was there too and he was just like ‘harin wth dude’

🦊 kanghyun does not help the situation and you kinda just leave the room cause you’re upset

🦊 harin comes to find you later to make sure you’re okay and give you snuggles

Kang Hyungu (Kanghyun)

GIF by dailyboygroups

🐧 literally doesn’t know what just happened, it’s like he blacked out or something the second you flinched away from him he doesn’t know what to do

🐧 ‘i- i’m so sorry i didn’t mean to scare you or anything! i wouldn’t hurt you or do anything to harm you’

🐧 dotes on you and gives you his pingu plushie to hug because he feels really bad

🐧 orders your favourite foods and gets you a warm blankie to wrap up in as his little way to make sure you’re okay

🐧 may ask you about why you flinched and if you do have a past of harm he won’t pressure you to talk about it, he will apologize 19722872828292728282 times and always keeps this in mind when he’s upset

🐧 if you easily jump or just got startled by him he apologizes again :’)

Son Dongmyeong

GIF by bowieisworried

☀️ ‘w-why did you flinch? i would never hurt you! i promise!!’

☀️ pouts at himself because he scared you

☀️ tries to approach you, might go a little too fast and scare you even more :/

☀️ he’s panicking because he doesn’t know what to do and he just wants to apologize and give you hugs:(

☀️ he’s really really sorry reader he’ll try his best never to do that again omg

☀️ also he’ll order you food as another apology;)

Lee Giuk

GIF by kingleedo

🐹 oh, oh no

🐹 he feels so bad, he was having a bad day and his bass string just snapped and it hurt him

🐹 when you walked in you accidentally knocked over some of his plushies and he got kinda mad

🐹 you froze in the door way because when have you EVER seen Giuk like this??

🐹 he’s staring at you wide eyed, and you’re sure you mirror his expression

🐹 he apologizes so quickly and sits you on his lap while he works, bonus tiny kisses as another apology every few minutes