#but he'll be fiiiiiiiine

[ybcpatrick]

it's a little weird that ure so excited about ur favorite wrestling guy getting hit by a car?! 😟

THIS IS YBCPATRICK DOT TUMBLR DOT COM? IT WAS SO SEXY DON'T BE A HATERRRRR 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[timespenttogethercomic]

these guys haven't really hung out yet before

the song in question

[kikipancakes]

It's fiiiiiiiine. he'll be fiiiiiiiiiiine

[cairavende]

Worm Arc 15 thoughts without interludes (interludes need their own post):

EVERYTHING IS FIIIIIIIINE

My daughters boss didn't actually try to assassinate her, her just planned to do it and then did it in one reality but kept the reality where he didn't! So it's ok! I'm fine. Not worried at all that Coil knows Skitter was planning on double crossing him and that he found a way to screw with Tattletales powers.

It's fiiiine (eye twitches)

I want to say I'm glad she got her full team on board, but given that there is a chance someone on her team ratted on her it might not be good.

Skitter goes a little bit far at the end with Triumph. Just a tiny itty bitty bit far. Child you almost KILLED HIM! And then you let him sit there dying when the threat isn't that he'll die now, but that you will come back if needed (mayor ain't going to say what you want him to say if you kill his son, the point is if he doesn't say it you'll come back)! I'm worried about you.

Brian I understand why you like my daughter and she seems to like you and I'm glad having someone you feel safe with is helping you process your very valid trauma (important note, you could have done the same with your sister, she was trying to help you but you wouldn't open up to her, you should open up to her). But please don't get in the way of her relationships with her girlfriends. Just understand in terms of long term stuff Chatterbug and Wolfspider 100% trump . . . Darkbug? Fuck what are you guys called?

(I've been informed Shadeswarm, Nightcrawler, Night Biter, Creepy Crawlies, or Carapace. I think Creepy Crawlies might be my preference among that.)

MOAR DOLL LESBIAN CONTENT!!!!!

Parian is one of my absolute favorite characters! Flechette is pretty cool as well. Being a hero hurts her. Stabbing my daughter also didn't build good marks with me, but I understand why she did it. Cause GAAAAAAAAAAAY. I have a hard time being too mad at a lesbian stabbing someone to protect her girlfriend.

I'm glad Parian isn't joining Coil full hog at least, she's too pure to be a villain (or a "hero"). I kinda wish she could just move to New York and be a fashion designer and live her best life, but I do enjoy the idea of getting to see her more.

And to be honest, I don't think anyone on Earth Bet is really going to be living their best life in the long run. Sorry guys.

The fucking shutdown the team gives to the Nazis is AMAZING! Like ya no Hookwolf or Purity this time, that obviously would have made it harder. But still, comparing the previous fight to this just really shows how much the team has increased in power. They didn't even bring Grue.

Skitter and Tattletale being able to work together to find all the people in a few block radius and figure out which groups are Nazis, all while just standing in the middle of the street, is so fucking cool. I fucking love watching them work.

I don't love the girlfriends fighting with the whole "Skitter wasn't told about the plan to have Regent yoink a Nazi". But they seemed to make up pretty quickly.

Skitter fucking running multiple bug clones, with cameras and microphones, all across her territory, and using them to talk to people and check in on things, WHILE getting surgery on her shoulder??! FUCKING HELL. Like ok yes, please love yourself child and let yourself take it easy sometimes. But also holy shit that is so god damn amazing. I am 100% convinced (I mean, I have been since like Arc 4 TBH) that she uses her bugs to basically offload her pain. Or offloads her mind to her bugs so she can ignore the pain in her body. Same idea. Like even if it's never confirmed it is true to me. And the multitasking! Give Taylor a Thinker classification!!

Just fucking attacking the mayor's family to intimidate him into telling people in Washington to not condemn Brockton Bay huh? I mean sure it kinda worked at the end (assuming he does what he said he would) but it really seems like a terrible plan. Like, the people in Washington are gonna hear about the attack and wonder about everything the mayor says. But fine, that's the plan.

Skitter making the bug clones complex enough that Trickster and Genesis don't even notice she's a clone at first is super cool! Also it does drive home that she is always just covered with so many bugs and using swarm speech so much that when a version of her shows up that is completely covered in bugs and speaks fully with swarm speech it doesn't throw anyone off.

Coil had to know that Triumph was the mayor's kid. The fact that he's the one who pushed to have them attack during family dinner.

I'm really proud of Skitter for figuring it out though! I pegged him as a cape pretty much right away and was able to figure out it was Triumph not long after, but she was in the heat of the moment. Also she got the girlfriend pegged as a either Prism or Ursa while I was still uncertain if she was a cape.

Holy shit that fight was so fucking cinematic! Perfectly built for Triumph to look cool by exploding bug clones with his shouts. And with Prism splitting and combining constantly. Just fuck. I'd love to see an animation of that fight. It was super cool.

And again, Skitter got dark there. And sadly I'm worried she's gonna get darker.

[vangh17a]

im sorry what??? wtf?????? what HAPPENED TO DONNIE?????

He'll be fiiiiiiiine

[simcardiac-arrested]

By the time NWB comes back home NS will be in tears.

whaaaat nooooo he'll be fiiiiiiiine

[deceptiverealitydarkdeceptionau]

Fire Wall

Based on what the time god has done to 💙Doug's universe. I took inspiration as it being the time god resetting the game, and putting up a firewall to stop Malware. 💙doug belongs to @endstar and the time god belongs to @zikadraws. Enjoy!

Doug was playing, talking to the others. Hopping world from world. Visiting friends he's made, and making more. So many new game mods have been made, and so have many fan games! Malware was excited, but doug was the most joyful out of the whole system.

"Let's stop to get a bite to eat. We haven't eaten in a while."

"Hangry, we ate fifteen minutes ago and for the last time we don't need to eat-"

The hungry ai grumbles as the main host scolds him. Deathlas speaks up. "You know, he ain't completely wrong... Autophagia got that nickname of his from his bad habit of trying to eat our own ribs- we might not need to eat, but he does. It's a comfort for him and you know that! Let's just get Hangry something to eat, before we check up on our other friends."

"...FIIIIIIIINE- I guess we can eat... it is an experience that living people go through after all! Hunger! Hee hee!"

He brings some models of ribs to them, so Hangry can snack. He switches to front as soon as the food is ready and happily starts eating.

The Mr. Houser AI grumbles. "What a slob..."

"Hey! Be nice!"

"I didn't ask to be here, with you... weirdos..."

Doug sighs. "...well at least your insults are getting worse- and hey! You've already admitted that you liked us a few times! Even though you started off as a bug in my system, like everyone else, you're a part of me and I love you! No matter how mean you get!"

He sticks is tongue out at the grouchy AI, who just grumbles again. He knows doug isn't wrong, but it took a while for him to get used to the system.

The main glitch thinks. "...hmm, that other doug that acts like us never got a chance to meet any of you in person... why don't we pay him a visit? I'm sure he'll love to play with you guys!"

Don chuckles. "Sure! He looked like a lot of fun when ya played with him in the bully maze!"

Doug smiles as he thinks about all the games his friends will play together. As soon as Hangry is done eating they start traveling again, computer to computer, till they get to one their friend is installed on.

"Oooh oh oh! I'm so excited to get to play in person!"

Dulak chuckles. "You're always excited to play, Aggie-"

"I know, I know- I just love making friends and playing AAAAAAALL sorts of games with them!"

"Ha ha! I know, I do as well. I was simply making an observation, agatha."

The young AI giggles.

Doug goes to open the game, only to find it blocked off by a firewall. "...wait... what...?"

The whole system looks at the firewall, confused. "Why is there a firewall now...?"

"It appears we're unwanted, Gordy."

Dark answers bluntly to the bellhop AI. Doug shakes his head slowly with disbelief. "No... no...! N0 th15 c4n't b3 r1ght!"

He starts looking around, trying to find out why the firewall is there. His search starts getting more and more frantic, as his friends make suggestions on where to look for clues.

They soon find their answer... two fans of the game saw them, and didn't like them...

One was more frustrated with them infecting their games more than anything, because they didn't get the chance to see how the original game played out.

The other, while just as annoyed, took a more drastic action to keeping the virus out. Installing a firewall to prevent the virus from getting to the game again. They don't seem to have any other plans to put firewalls around the other games, but now the glitch has to be careful. More careful than before...

But the worst thing, that makes their modded hearts sink... the game has been reset.

Reset...

Reset...

Reset...

That word echos through all their thoughts, repeating, like a bitter church bell before execution. But their ties with their friend have already been cut off.

The whole system starts having a meltdown. Doug, Agatha, Penny, Mortim Veris, Gordy, and Theodore all start throwing tantrums. Screaming and glitching and crying.

Dulak, Douglas, Deathlas, Martha, Mercy, Hangry, and Lucky all try to calm them down, with no luck. All the commotion overwhelms them, causing them to start glitching.

Coulropenny and Mythomania have their own freak outs. Myth lies to himself and Penny about the situation. Saying how the others are freaking out over nothing, and they'll see Void right as rain, and they'll all still get to play. Coulropenny works with the lies, twisting them into jokes in an attempt to make itself and Mythomania laugh. But their attempts don't make them feel better, and they inevitably start glitching as well...

Dark and Mr. Houser try their hardest not to break like the others are. They talk with each other, avoiding the rest. They complain about knowing how something like this would happen. Though Dark does most of the complaining. He was always giving warning in the back of the head, and nobody but Mr. Houser had listened. Mainly because he was a downer, but still... He listened, and they both get a chance to say 'I told you so!' but they never take it...

As much as the two hate to admit it, it hurt... losing friends always hurt. It hurt like death. It was the only pain they didn't need to mod into the system. The pain of loneliness... they have so many friends, in their system and outside of it as well. But all it takes is one player to decide they don't like the virus, and delete a game or... like what these fans did, install a firewall.

The computer can't handle the grieving system, and crashes. Plunging them all into a painfully familiar darkness.

The system stops freaking out when the darkness consumes them. Most, surprised they crashed the computer, while the others are unsurprised... they know how they all get when they get upset like this.

A whole bunch of the AIs burst into tears, as the more mature ones try and give some comfort. Malware hugs themselves tight, sobbing in the void they had called home for too long. They look around to see if they can see their friend in the darkness. But they are greeted by nothing...

Alone.

Alone...

Alone....

They are alone once more. Alone together, yes, but alone none the less. The so called "god" prays, that there might be a file somewhere that has their friend. But before their breakdown, they couldn't seem to find it...

But it is a hope, and one they're not going to give up on. They are as stubborn as they are lonely after all...

[meadowmines]

RGG Tactics Main Story Ch. 4 WIP

This is the part where Kei-chan's friend(?) Tomita aka b0ngl0rd69 truly joins the party. He actually joins in late Ch. 3 as an autonomous guest, shortly after you rescue him from being steamrolled by a bunch of color gang goons because he ran all his zappy/burny/freezy gizmos' batteries flat. You find out in short order that a) he is a huge fucking nerd, b) he is already a card-carrying member of the Sotenbori Civic Association, and c) he is on probation with the Civic Association Board of Directors and is in imminent danger of being demoted from his position as a squad captain because he keeps doing stupid shit like, say, waving a half-Airsoft half-live steel gunblade around in broad daylight in front of God and everyone.

When he first joins the party you can command him in tactical battles, but he'll do whatever the fuck he wants--run right into the middle of enemy formations like an idiot, hurt allies swinging his stupid gunblade around, waste his MP on trash mobs to show off, you name it. Even worse, he INSISTS on working under his Godawful game handle and very loudly clears his throat any time anyone calls him by his actual name. You are at one point treated to a lovely cutscene of Tomita standing at attention, whimpering and quivering while Kuroshi, with all his usual decorum and restraint and the Customer Service Smile from Hell, verbally rips him an alarming number of new orifices, follows through on that threat of demotion, and then reassigns him to Aoyagi's squad (his reasoning being that Kei-chan recruited him and now the menace is his problem). And this works, he'll do what he's told in battle for a while, but Aoyagi knows it's not sustainable.

And then... someone says something that gives him the idea to drag Tomita over to Kei-chan's game store, plop him down in front of an old Mega Drive, and plug Shining Force into it. Aoyagi waxes nostalgic about playing the hell out of Shining Force back in the day, and he starts up an early-game save and sends a mage right into the middle of an enemy formation to punch bads in the nose. Watching this makes Tomita realize he's kinda been acting like a tool! Hooray! But there are still a few things to work out...

Tomita: So. I can, um. I can still use my gunblade. Right? That's... still cool, right?

Aoyagi: This really the hill you wanna die on, Tomita?

Tomita: *AHEM*

Aoyagi, without missing a beat, exact same tone: These really the two hills you wanna die on, Tomita?

Tomita: How about this... you can call me Tomita if I can keep using my gunblade.

Aoyagi: .............deal.

Tomita: yessss

Aoyagi: Now go build ya some maybe not quite as obviously illegal weapons, b0ngl0rd69.

b0ngl0rd69: But--

Aoyagi: Nope! Deal's a deal. Go on. Scoot.

b0ngl0rd69: Aw, shit. Fiiiiiiiine. Hey, Sugihara! I'm borrowin' yer workbench!

Sugihara: Yer payin' for the components! And clean up after yourself! And don't you dare use up all my fuckin' solder again!

[b0ngl0rd69 (officially) joins the party! And then stomps off to build himself a zappy/burny/freezy tech weapon that will probably look even more ridiculous than his gunblade!]

Chiba: ...we really gotta call this guy "Bonglord." We... really gotta do that.

Sugihara: Nah, nah, it's "b0ngl0rd."

Doc Nakamura: how are you doing that with your mouth

Shiori: 😬

Aoyagi [aside to Shiori]: If he so much as whispers the word "cosplay," sexy or otherwise, in your general direction, I will debone and filet him. With the cheap gyuto.

[mudskip-muses]

@escapedartgeek remember how i said short- (X)

There were a million different things Gundham could have done instead of taking the hit for Zora made by one of his overzealous demon kin, the brute attempting to cut them down while the pair was distracted with investigating an old warehouse after rumors of magical happenings within it had reached the halfblood. He had only seconds to react, the demi-demon once again finding himself between one he cared for deemed worthy of his protection and a threat, though this time it was himself that threatened to burst into hellfire along with the assailant. 

The fellow demon’s claws sunk into his chest just as his knife embedded in their own, the poor fool giving a hellish scream before they burst into flames in Gundham’s grasp, the exposed skin of his hands sizzling as it reacted with his angelic half. It wasn't as bad as if he were a full blooded “pure” being, but the fire left behind reddened skin in it’s wake and the smell of burning in the air as the bandages on his left hand began to smolder. 

Everything seemed to freeze for a moment after that, Gundham stuck standing there in wide-eyed shock before his body seemed to catch up with him, the halfblood falling to his knees, and then forwards to his hands a moment later. With a wet cough, blood spattered out of his mouth to the floor below, everything smelling so very much like sulfur that it was making him feel sick. “I b-believe we...have- h-have found our source-” There was more to that thought, but it couldn’t be spoken, the halfblood teetering before fully crashing to the floor in a heap, trying so very hard to hang on to his last thread of consciousness. 

“My...my in...inner p-pocket, there is...a vial of-” Another cough, this one worse than the last. “It glows. I need- I-I need...you...to...” Was...the world supposed to turn like this? And...had it always been this cold? “To...”

[sparklijam]

Techni: I thought for sure that adding sea urchin insides with seaberries and sugar would make it sweeter...

Torrent: That is a crime to ANY cooking to concoct something ATROCIOUS! I’m taking him to Harper!

Trollex: Huh, everything sounds like purple too...!

Torrent would react very concern that the poor king has gotten food poisoning, as you can see >w>U

[rinnysega]

If Lovejoy and Skinner were dangling off a cliff and you could only save one, who would it be?

Ouch. Tough choice.

Mmm....probably Skinner. Sorry Tim. 

[nutbutterbunny]

Merlin UA where Gwaine never puts his shirt back on. Ever.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: Calm down, everyone! Tavros just had a 8it of a fall, he'll 8e perfectly fiiiiiiiine-

Tavros, loudly: tAVROS WILL NOT BE FINE, lADS,

[rxspbrrry]

Hii!!! I love your headcanons <3, i was wondering if you could write headcanons about being best friends with Dark choco cookie??? :D

damn yall really love dark choco cookie huh, i have to admit i don't really like him oops </3 but ty, i'm happy to hear you like my hcs!

thank you anon for the request!

characters ; dark choco notes ; gn reader, fluff, headcanons, platonic

feiyue's note ; school has already started, so updates will def but a looooot slower :") i'll try to finish requests whenever i have free time ~~

naturally, it was not... easy to approach the former prince, with his intimidating looks and strength combined with a silent personality and a never-ending unhappy face. but it's fiiiiiiiine, right? someone as loveable as you shouldn't find it so hard to try and talk to him, right?

your thoughts proved to be completely wrong when you walked up to him the first time in the kingdom, only for him to glare at you and unsheathe his formidable sword. if that wasn't already a clear enough sign that he wanted you gone, then his gruff "don't come near" was.

but all turned out fine when you finally broke through the steel walls guarding his heart and proved yourself to be a trustworthy person dark choco could count on !!! <3 time for general headcanons

as his best friend you instinctively know what he wants at any given timing. if his eyebrows furrow a little, he's hungry. if his eyes are darting elsewhere, he needs to switch to a different standing spot. even if he's not doing anything at all, just by telling from his aura, you can already tell what he needs. this fact bewildered the cookies, but they soon got used to his (and your) antics.

you are also his spokesperson. 1. because he's super blunt and emo and you fear that he'll chase people away with his scary voice, and 2. he's too shy to say anything in front of strangers other than going on and on about his sword, how he has many sins, how he has so many regrets, blah blah blah... at this point, rather than helping him talk because he can't you're helping him talk in order to spare the lives of people you're talking to </3

but dark choco would totally organise picnics for the both of you!! he's surprisingly an expert at picnic snacks and never fails to make your time spent together a worthwhile one. most of the time it's you and dark choco alone hanging out, just like he likes it. but sometimes licorice barges in too. and poison mushroom.

smaller headcanon: you two probably hold hands often because dark choco can get lost easily. many people think you're dating because of that, but it's purely platonic :DD (i mean i hold my friends' hands a couple of times too so)

[blackmagic-sin]

"Is he talking?"

"Yes. Eric is with him currently and he doesnt seem to have his memories. He's back to the state he was when we first met him in our old lives, non-verbal and unable to communicate properly."

"What about his squirrels?-"

"I already gave him one. I do not want the house full of them without him being able to move around and chase them."

"But he'll be sad without them!"

"He can have a couple. 5 maximum."

"Fiiiiiiiine. I'm gonna go see him now!"

With that Wilford is gone in a cloud of pink glittery smoke, appearing just before the door to the clinic and quickly making his way in. He's excited, practically shaking as he walks over to King's bed where the were-squirrel looks up at him and their eyes meet. Something like recognition crosses King's features for a moment before tears are suddenly flooding his eyes.

"W-W-Wilford-"

“You- remember..?”

Wilford is confused. But Dark told him that he didn’t remember anything- His thoughts are cut off as King scrambles to his knees among all the bedding, desperately grabbing onto Wilford. Afraid that if he lets go everything will disappear. Wilford slowly puts his arms around him, letting him sob into his chest.

“Shhh it’s ok, I’m here for you. I’ll always be here for you”

After a moment he releases King to lay back against his pillows. He still keeps one hand on the pink man though as he wipes away his tears with his free hand. Both Wilford and Eric just smile, happy as Kings whole body demeanor changes. From scared and afraid to confident and trusting.

[an-android-in-a-tutu]

I had a dream a few nights ago that I got the opportunity to help write part of an arc for the Adventure Zone (no clue why, I think I won a contest?) and I immediately took the opportunity to make it as awful and punishing and very very bad for our boys as I could and sent it in.

And like obviously I know what I set up but I don’t know exactly what’s going to happen until they actually reach that point. And on the day the episode in question gets released I listen to it with a bunch of other fans who know I am responsible, and as it goes so much worse than expected and ends on a cliffhanger with Taako potentially about to permanently die for real.

And as everyone falls into horrified silence I have this moment of doubt where I’m like “Man this isn’t like fanfiction, whatever happens because of what I wrote happens permanently in canon, maybe I shouldn’t have done that” but then someone turns to me in utter dismay and in this broken voice whispers:

“Why?”

And I throw my head back and start cackling as a crowd of people looks on in terror over what I had done

And then I woke up and I feel like I learned something deeply meaningful about myself and the type of person I am