#but i can have a little edgy cowboy

[uldren-sobs]

Finally, the gods of yeehaw dungeon rewarded me

[captainzigo]

Do you have an OC that we can draw? (:

her name is prickly pear. she’s a sad cowboy. and a little bit of a drunk, but in like a funny cartoon way. i have some other OCs too, soda jerk is in that last picture, but prickly pear is my favorite. also she’s the oldest. in a way, she has existed before friendship is magic.

when i was little i imagined her killing fascists with a gang of friends. her power was that she had a gun. i stopped “writing” edgy mlp fanfics a while ago tho

i used to draw her with black hooves and snout and ears, but i think i like this better

[astronomodome]

Alright I was asked to make a list of all the The Garages songs I associate with life series things so I have done that

A few notes:

Songs are in no particular order (mostly just sorted by album as I was going through listening to them all)

All song titles (in color) are links to the respective songs, so you can listen to them :3

These songs are all worth listening to but my absolute favorites are marked in orange

Let me know what you think! I’ve been waiting so long to talk extensively about this :)))))) <- going to explode

list is below the cut because this got loooong

Astro Astronomodome’s Garages Life Series Playlist:

Eyes in the Dark- *gestures vaguely* how am I gonna live with these eyes in the dark when they’re following me around and they’re following you around 👍 and there’s nowhere you can go that they’re not there 👍

Jaylen Hotdogfingers Settles The Score- limited life winner martyn in thy little wood I am so normal about you <- lie

Godspeed- TIES sending off Skizz… see you space cowboy

Curse of Crows- third life grian-core, you know, when he was green and couldn’t actually kill but he and scar were going around being vaguely threatening. You could maybe use the crows in this as a metaphor for red life scar. Also birds

Relief Pitcher (Leave It On The Field)- Extremely strong vibes but I’m not sure of what. Maybe last life martyn? In the final battle? Idk. Maybe every martyn. I ljke him. (anyway this song changed my brain chemistry permanently so it deserves a place in the list regardless)

rooting for you- I’m delusional, bdubs is a species of plant, and ethubs is wlw. what is a nature wives

we had a season- ok this is THE desert duo song. No song will ever end of double life we’ve-spent-so-much-time-dancing-around-each-other-and-now-we-have-nothing-left-but-each-other desert duo as hard as this song. I have a very detailed AMV in my head of this so you know I’m right. It’s even a duet… ‘we had a season, we had a year/between when I died and when I reappeared’ (there’s almost exactly a year between grian’s last third life episode and scar’s first double life episode. I checked for this reason specifically and it killed me instantly) PLEASE just listen to this one ‘I had my reasons, I had my fears/I had my pride (I still had tears in my eyes as I died)’

dead ringer- just as the previous song is The desert duo song, this is The red king ren song. It slaps and the vibes are perfect. ‘my skin is made of energy, my blood is made of fire/I am what will happen when your best-made plans backfire’

hexed- very much post-3rd life watcher grian. pretty self-explanatory

The Alternate- ‘I’m new but I’ve seen so much/I’m old but I was not there’ do I even need to say it. Gem-as-Cleo and Lizzie-as-Pearl (‘I’ve done this once before’)

gamer grindset- yeah this is The Life Series Joel Song. you can fight me on this but you don’t have to because I know I’m right

a leap of faith- reminds me of scar. nothing in particular it just has similar vibes

haunted- ok now this is a Real watcher grian kind of song. ‘my body is a temple/for the gods of other men/wielded as a weapon by foes I swore I’d never be again’ ok. edgy bird moment

she’s dead and i’m someone else- this one requires some interpretation but I’ve always seen it was team BEST mourning the loss of bdubs. However it could also be applied to almost every ten in the life series that lost a member early lol

Mike Townsend (feels the shadows call)- specifically last life shadow alliance martyn but any martyn in general fits. he’s having a bad time

INCINERATE- just like. Being on your red life in general and the bloodlust and manic energy that brings. 😛 (edit after the finale: OKAY I KNOW THERES SO MANY LIMITED LIFE MARTYN SONGS BUT THIS IS ALSO ONE OF THEM ‘I know how to win this/I don’t need to play your games/I’m just gonna dance now/I’ll show you how to deal with pain’ ‘every day’s getting worse and we’re starting to choke/‘cause the water in the air is getting stuck in our throats’ LIKE COME ON MAN)

Sidelined- limited life skizz you will always be famous ‘am I just another wash-out/am I damned to go out swinging/I can’t hear you from the dugout/is there anyone else singing for me’ I am singing! I am singing for you skizzleman!!!!!!!!!

Firewalker With Me- the song. The myth. The legend. It’s just such a great song and it’s about life series grian’s curse of killing the people he cares most about. Grian is a parker if you think about it <- mentally ill (special note- ‘nobody deserves to be called a curse/but if you’re gonna resist I’m happy to make things worse’ is grian accidentally getting jimmy final-killed first in limited life btw)

We’ve Got History- not to be that guy but desert duo. Ok

New Year, Same Me- martyn.

The Return- the start of a new life series! Seeing old friends again! Missing friends who couldn’t make it (cough cough martyn missing ren in limited life cough cough)! Playing the game! Living and loving despite the horrors!

A Horrible Mistake We Will Make Again And Again- grian grian grian. Grain. The bird boy. Also easily one of my favorite Garages song titles. ‘If I don’t know the limits, how am I gonna break them?/If you think that we’re kidding well then you’re sorely mistaken’

The First Ain’t The Last- canary curse activated! Honestly the entirety of this album is just the average life series lmao ‘and one day you’ll wake up/and from the ashes a phoenix will rise/and she’ll hit like a champ/and burn out bright before your eyes’

The Ballad of Unremarkable Derrick Krueger- another one that definitely has life series vibes (and is just a really good song) but that I just can’t place. I want to say Tango honestly because he always has been somewhat painfully mediocre and has famously always final-deathed in underwhelming and meaningless ways

Rise- this is the Cleo song. Epic. Thank you Cleo :) Joe can be the monitor in this scenario I think he’d be good at it

RIV- does anyone still remember that part of martyn’s last life lore where the mysterious voice was promising that he would get to see jimmy mumbo and impulse again if he followed its instructions? Well……

Hell’s Game- Blaseball is a death game and this song leans into that so naturally it fits pretty well with the life series as a whole. Would make a great AMV

5am Shift- Ok bear with me here. This doesn’t really fit Pearl other than the song title (lol) and maybe you can make some parallels to cleaning lady Pearl but it gives me her vibes. Plus it’s just a whole jazzy banger and one of my favorite songs so it’s going here anyway :)

Nullified- for the end of limited life. pretty self-explanatory ‘wasted all my minutes/trying to stay alive/and look where it got me/I’m just the last one nullified’ honestly worked better before the actual finale because martyn was more manic about it than this song would imply

STRIKEOUT!- life series mumbo my horrible wet cat. this song is a little weird but it suits him I think

The Tug- they never left the desert.

SUN 2- obligatory flower husbands song for all the flower husbands enjoyers out there. Time to go cry I guess

flooding/drowning- big impdubs moment. Or honestly just any of bdubs’s life series exes reminiscing… ‘and you’re angry when the energy rises to meet you/like the life rafts are disrespectful to the sea’ is the most life series bdubs thing I’ve ever heard

REMEMBERTHEM- very good and classic anti-watcher song. If c!martyn was just a little more aware of his situation I think this would fit better (honestly a lot of good garages songs just don’t fit very well because we haven’t quite reached the ‘let’s kill the watchers’ stage of the lore yet lmaooo)

Nothing Happens Every Day- tfw when no life series 🥺 could also be martyn because he loves to kill <3

historic season nine party time speedrun and associated records- mean gills vibes. a nice quiet evening in the coral isles, reminiscing

Mike Townsend Is A Disappointment- I’m so sorry Jimmy but it fits too well

Bonus! Hermitcraft-adjacent songs:

Storm’s Raging- moon big. the long, slow, inevitable end of the world. Bdubs looking up at the sky as it falls on him. the lyrics kick ass as well: ‘there were days when it all seemed never ending/when all you could hear was the forecasts, the fear/and the sound of the cloudline bending’ (and the way it speeds up at the end……. omg)

howling at twin moons- s8 scar. I will not elaborate

alaynabella hollywood- ariana griande <- wait who said that

golden- rentheking arc I love you :3 viva la revolution

Sincerely, The Collateral- hermitcitizen song tbh

Beep or Bleat- despite the EXTREMELY zedaph-coded song title this is actually end-of-season 8 tango moon landing-core. ‘do we possess a soul/does it exceed the speed of light/can it escape black holes/do we still have a chance to fight’

Nut Economy- another rentheking arc song. You can tell when I started watching HC from this can’t you. Well. Royal emeralds I miss you :(

Morning is Coming- HONESTLY if I had the ability to make AMVs this would be top of my list. It’s just so… so much. Escaping moon big at the end of season 8… I know it’s overdone at this point but it’s rotating around in my head all the time. What does it say about me that there are two moon big songs here and they’re both my favorites…

fourteen days is not enough for my screams to reach your ears- another tango lost in space at the end of season 8 song. it messed me up ok

psychoacoustics- I love convex* *DISCLAIMER: 99% of the convex knowledge I have comes from fan interpretation alone. Alternatively I could just be really trying to manifest a zedaph villain arc

oliver mueller (is a hero)- docm77 for several reasons which will become apparent almost immediately

hello world- grumbot I love you :] (putting in a different version so you can tell what the lyrics are without subtitles and I’m sorry because this version of the song is somewhat worse. they just start singing godspeed in the middle of it for some reason and like I’m not complaining I love that song but also why) (here’s the original version)

the entire kansas city breath mints team failed the bar exam- hermitcraft. no elaboration is necessary

[sweethoneyrose83]

Cassidy glances looking at Alphonse "Oh! hey, you're home early" "Yup! I'm back early from the mission I had to do." He standing next to her in the kitchen. "Did you miss me?" Cassidy smirks "Of course~" "Good~" He pulls her close to him "I missed you so much..." "Why does Derek have you going out a lot?" Cassidy says smiling wrapping her arms around Alphonse's neck. "Because I'm the only one that can get things done." He kisses her cheek "And it gets me away from you for a little bit so we don't always have to be around each other 24/7~" Cassidy nods because she knows Alphonse could get the job done next to Seth she's seen them in there most horrific times and it makes her feel guilty because she knows in her heart they are all better than that and want to take them out of this life. But Alphonse's voice pushes those thoughts away "But you know what I love the most about coming home?" "What?" She asks looking into her edgy punk of a boyfriend's eyes. He smiles and kisses her neck "You~" Cassidy smirks and giggles as Alphonse squeezes her hips playfully. "I missed your touch so much..." Alphonse whispers in her ear. "I missed you so much~" He kisses her deeply and pulls her onto his lap as he sits on the couch "I missed you more~" Cassidy sits on his lap getting lost in Alphonse's eyes again as she smirks. He holds her tight, not wanting to let go of her. "you're so beautiful Cassidy~ I don't know how anyone could leave a girl as gorgeous as you..." Cassidy blushes looking her away trying to not let her inner demons tell her otherwise "You bad boy~," she says softly. He chuckles "You like it when I'm a bad boy don't you~?" "Of course~" He kisses her neck again and moves his hands down to her thighs "You like it when I'm a little rough with you don't you~?" "Mmm yes please babe~" she teases lightly. He chuckles "Alright then." He starts to kiss her passionately, not holding back at all. Cassidy kisses passionately back and smirks ruffling her hands through his black hair. He starts to kiss her neck again, moving his hands under her shirt and caressing her skin. Cassidy moans softly in his ear. He smiles and bites her ear, moving his hands up to her chest "You like that don't you?" "So much~" She whispers feeling her heart pounding with adrenaline and excitement. Alphonse smiles and bites her neck a little harder, not enough to hurt her, but enough to make her moan a little louder "I love hearing you moan for me~" "Only for you babe~" Cassidy smiles He pulls her closer and kisses her neck again "you're mine and only mine~" "Always and Forever Alphonse" Cassidy whispers then sees Seth smirking for the doorway "Enjoying the show cowboy?" He looks over to Seth and smiles "It's not a show... It's just me and my girlfriend..." He kisses Cassidy again and pulls her closer a little possessively. "Oh come on Al, Seth's in the relationship also right?" She states kissing back deeply and moans before pulling away again. He laughs and blushes a little "Yeah... But I want you to myself right now~" He kisses her neck again and whispers in her ear. "You know what I'm going to do to you when we're alone..." Cassidy blushes and smirks. Seth walks to them as Cassidy nods slowly. Alphonse looks over at Seth and smiles "Seth... I was just about to take Cassidy to our room..." He looks back at Cassidy and kisses her cheek. Seth kisses Cassidy's cheek also "Alright I'll catch you both later~" Alphonse smiles and picks Cassidy up bridal style "I'll be taking her now~" He winks at Seth and starts walking to their room. Cassidy giggles and smiles "Oh I'm going to sore in the morning" she teases as the bedroom door closes behind them. Seth walks out of the apartment to the bar to meet up with Derek for his jobs for the night.

[cryptid-moose]

tattoo hcs for psych characters

Shawn: - Has a shitty, partially faded stick n poke tattoo of a pineapple on his ankle he did when he was 18 or 19 and couldn't afford to get a professional one done - He also has his mom's birthday tattooed on his wrist (professionally done this time), first line in roman numerals, the second in regular english numbers. Having that little reminder of his mom helps him during times when his mental health gets really bad. - Sometime after Henry gets shot Shawn considers getting his dads bday on his other wrist, idk if he went through with it or not tho.

Gus: - Gus doesn't have tattoos cause if his mother were to ever find out it would break her christian heart....and also she'd probably murder him lol /nsrs - He almost got a tattoo when he was drunk, but he bailed out at the last second. This actually happens quite often. - If he did end up getting a tattoo I'd like to imagine it'd be something space themed :)

Juliet: - Has this really cool floral design with lots of big flowers on the back of her shoulder - She wants to get DOZENS of other tattoos but currently hasn't found the time to schedule an appointment, especially cause most of the tattoos she wants to get done would take multiple, hours long sessions

Carlton: - He, unfortunately, committed the cardinal sin of getting your partner's name tattooed. He's got his ex-wife Victoria's name in a fancy font across his collarbone, probably another attempt to save his marriage -He's going to tattoo removal sessions tho thank god -His pain tolerance is usually higher than most people (he literally drank scalding hot coffee without screaming out in pain lmao), but getting a tattoo makes him so physically uncomfortable that i dont think he'd every get one again, despite how fun getting a tattoo of his favorite gun sounds lol.

Buzz: - Buzz canonically has had a Baha Men tattoo (removed), although this was according to Shawn so you can take that information with a grain of salt lol - Probably has a silly little lineart doodle of an alien somewhere - He and Francine have little matching tattoos of baby ducks <3, Buzz's has a cowboy hat and Francine's has a Wild Rag (the bandana thingies), the artstyle is very similar to the soft fluffy artstyle you see in older children's books, kinda like peter rabbit (but not quite peter rabbit) - Little banana wearing a cowboy hat 💪, Buzz likes cowboys and their hats - A couple doodles of his pets - He's like Kurtis Conner except not edgy (i dont actually think Kurtis is edgy thats just the only way i can describe the difference between them and their tattoos lmao)

Karen: - Has an Iris flower tattoo on her upper arm dedicated to her daughter - Probably has a book/movie quote somewhere - Other than that i don't really see her as being much of a tattoo person, she only ever gets tattoos if its something super meaningful to her

Woody: - Woody has a y2k style hello kitty tramp stamp, why? cause i think it would be funny as hell HSUADFVHUFE - He got it completely seriously too, was a gift from a "tattoo artist friend" (random guy he barely knows who bought a tattoo gun on amazon) - The linework is awful, Woody has never actually fully seen the tattoo, he just took the guy's word for it when he told woody it looked sick as hell. - Has shown it off to everyone at the sbpd, no one has the heart or guts to tell him how bad it looks, Lassiter almost did but Chief Vick stopped him - Has genuinely never occurred to him to ask someone to take a photo of it for him so he can properly see it

Henry: - You'd think he'd have a tattoo but surprisingly he doesn't yet - He would've gotten one already if not for the fact hes very indecisive about that stuff, the whole "drawing that will stay on your body for the rest of your life thing" is a lot of pressure for him - He just worries about getting something that he'll end up hating a few years down the line - Has considered getting a tattoo dedicated to Shawn on multiple occasions, but then Shawn pisses him off once more and he drops the idea again for another couple months lmao

[kicktwine]

HELLO ummmm Alphinaud and Alisaie, 4, 5, 14, 23!

Strelitzia 5, 8, 12?

Hope you're having a good day!

gwah hello i am! it’s also busy so these are great to think about in between travel time yeehaw

4. HMMMM. i don’t know… they like, belong in a video game. I think if i could put them anywhere i would put them in a DND actual play show, I’d love to see them riff on each other.

5. I don’t have anything serious here. It’s all silly. Roleplaying Game by soramafuurasaka

14. Alphinaud would INSTANTLY go for dark fantasy academia that nerd BUT crucially he doesn’t like impractical clothing and he doesn’t care for being edgy, so it would be all fancy things he can run in. Gilded, but he can roll up his sleeves and get into something. I would love to put him in pirate clothing though. dawntrail cmere i also want alisaie in fantasy pirate clothing (the rapier speaks for itself) though i think she would enjoy cowboy rogue nonsense too! A big brown duster coat, vest, frilly shirt, torn pants, belts, Big Boots. yeeaaahhh big smirk

23. UE UE UE

O-O (from the academia eorzea manga which is. Cute)

Strelitzia!!!

5. Oh shoot. I don’t think i have one specifically for her… but i have a playlist for khux. I’m gonna say first thing i think of is come little children by erutan

8. KHUX FANS ARE CHILL MOSTLY i like many interpretations of her however. Kh fans. You MUST DESPERATELY know who she is please know who she is. she’s so cute and weird and yells because she forgot to say hi to you and has a million plants she is so unique and precious. She’s also a ghost or something she got murdered. You must desperately watch khux (gun emoji)

12. i always headcanon that she likes bugs. she’s a bug girl. She has jumping spiders and shows lauriam a praying mantis she found and puts centipedes and caterpillars outside. She feels bad about killing aphids

[alasse-earfalas]

Updated Fierce Deity Links Playlist!

I swapped a couple tracks and added a couple Links with their own songs to the list, so I figured it was high time for me to make an update to the original playlist post. This time around I'm going to go into a little more detail as to why I chose each song for each FD Link, rather than just copy/pasting some lyrics like I did last time.

As a reminder: this is following the theory / headcanon that the OG Fierce Deity Mask is a mask of ascended Sky. Thus, this is not a collection of songs describing what each Link would be like under the influence of the OG FD mask; rather, these are songs for what each Link's ascended, FD forms would be like. (Not that it matters all that much, really.)

Track list under the cut. :)

First: Holy Ghost (feat. Andrea Storm Kaden) by Fabvl (Clean Version) This song was written about Adam from the anime Record of Ragnarok (which I still need to watch). Right off the bat there's the obvious correlation between the First Hero & the First Human, but there's also the desperate fight between a mere mortal and a god. The erratic nature of the music and lyrics, and the screaming, lends itself to the desperation First must've felt during that fight. Considering how he died, I thought that his desperate determination would carry over to his FD form after death.

Time: In The Air Tonight by State of Mine Time just wants to rest in piece. I love the observation in LU that he is done with combat. It would take a lot to convince him to go into battle after training Twilight as the Hero's Shade. However, as a Link, he is still very much a force to be reckoned with. Underestimating him would be a death sentence, and heaven help the poor soul of anyone who stupidly incurs his wrath. With all that in mind, I wanted to go with a song that was a little more subdued than the others, but still intimidating and intense. After listening through the previous playlist a few times, I kept feeling like Time's original song just wasn't quite on par with the others. I swapped it with this one both for the up in intensity, and because it really sells the, "I don't want to be here... but you done screwed up, so now I have no choice but to put an end to your miserable life" vibe.

Twilight: POWER by Divide Music The lyrics of this one fit Twilight like a freaking glove. However, I think I may have shied away from using it originally because the type of music doesn't quite fit the edgy goth cowboy we all know and love. But after listening to it again a few times, it occurred to me that FD Twilight would be ascended Twilight; postmortem Twilight; BotW Wolf Link amiibo Twilight. And that annoying little fleabag (affectionate) is a lot more bold and "Have at thee, pathetic monster!" than he was in Twilight Princess—which is exactly the vibe of this song.

Warriors: The Resistance by Skillet Come on. "I am a nation"? "I am a soldier"? Tell me that's not Wars. The lyrics are just too perfect. Even "Love is the answer" makes me think of how he views his Zelda versus how Cia started a whole war over her obsession with him (additionally, "Used to be a slave, but now you are a conquer" makes me think of my personal headcanon of how the Temple of Souls would have realistically gone if Hyrule Warriors wasn't made for kids). Even the guitar solo at the end is reminiscent of the HW soundtrack!

Four: The War Inside (Spotlight Remix) by Switchfoot Mainly it's just the lyrics for this one. This is only remix I could find that was intense enough, and even then, I'd prefer something with a little more oomph to it.

Wind: Ruthlessness from EPIC: The Musical Do I even need to comment on this? It's freaking ticked off Poseidon. Heck, this was actually the song that inspired the whole playlist!

Wild: The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy Oh man. Where to start? The rapid strings, the chaotic yet poetic lyrics, the relentless pace... Yeah, this is FD Wild. I can just see him, lurking in the shadows, going full guerrilla warfare, setting fire to everything while manipulating Sheikah and Zonai tech like frikkin' Emmet from the Lego Movie. If anything, like Four's song, I'd love to see a remix or cover with a touch more oomph to it. But this will do.

Age (AoC Link): You're Going Down (Radio Edit) by Sick Puppies Age strikes me as the kind of guy who never backs down from a fight or a challenge, no matter how petty (see: eating gravel on a dare). He is heck-a confident in his abilities, masterfully using super reckless tactics (health-burning claymore mechanic, anyone?) and unwieldy prototype weapons to great effect. So, yeah. This is absolutely FD Age.

Legend: Legendary by Skillet It's in. The freaking. Name. Grandiose, confident bordering on cocky, a taunt and an anthem rolled into one. Some of the best-fitting lyrics on this dang list. Overall, just, epic.

Hyrule: Feel Invincible by Skillet This has "I've survived the freaking post-apocalypse, witch" vibes to it, plus some somber contemplative moments that I think would fit older Hyrule very well. I can see Hyrule being another Link who, like Time, just wants to be done when he dies. He'll still fight when he's called upon, and he'll be frighteningly effective in combat, but don't expect him to be enthused about it—just impatient to get back to his well-earned afterlife.

Sky: Say My Name by Divide Music This is the OG Fierce Deity. This is Sky ready to roll some heads. He forged the LoZ equivalent of Excalibur so he could kill a god at seventeen/eighteen, he married the powerful protector goddess who's revered and worshiped by his people, and he is done with your crap. This is the jacked-as-fetch protective dad towering over the schoolyard bully. Your only hope of survival is to not be the bully.

[ketsukane]

helluva boss reactions to reader being on their period because i’ve seen so many of these hc thingies and wanna give my input (i am sick someone help). this will mostly just be the guys because comedy.

blitz: is the one to ask “what pussy size are you” when you ask him to get pads/tampons/etc. has never taken the time to understand the menstrual cycle but he won’t have you in pain, so he’ll try his best to accommodate and understand throughout the process of the relationship. when he gets things for you, he gives them to you reluctantly, like “here, take this, i heard it helps” and throw a heating pad your way for cramps. it’s sort of endearing.

moxxie: oh, this man knows exactly what to do. millie probably has the most aggressive periods known to demon kind, so he’s learned how to do things right. you need pain relievers? check. running low on products? he’s there before you have time to open your mouth to ask for them. moxxie knows how to help his partner through their cycle and isn’t shy about it. he’d probably be the one to educate blitz on how to handle it if his partner had a period.

stolas: i’m not actually sure if stella would have a period considering she is a bird, but if she does, it would be fucking insane, and stolas would fear for his life. he’d do anything not to get on your bad side during this time, but also enjoys spoiling you once he realizes you’re not going to try and murder him. he’d treat you to nice meals and snacks and cuddles, because he’s rich and has all the time and servants in the world. you’re getting princess/prince treatment whether you like it or not.

fizz: bro tries his best to help, but he is scatterbrained. he gets distracted at the store when you ask him to pick up whatever products you need, which leads you to calling him angrily. “HURRY UP, i am bleeding out of my—“ “OKAY, I’M SORRY, I SAW A DINOSAUR TOY I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE.” he’s good natured, though, and it’s not his intention to piss you off. throughout your relationship, he starts to understand. he gives the best cuddles and brings you home little treats and stuffed animals to help you relax and take the edge off your day. he understands that this is a rough experience for you, so he does his best to learn and help.

asmodeus: trust me when i say that you’re in good hands. he understands what’s going on right away and knows exactly how to help. ozzie is the kinda guy to have a stash of anything you might need. he doesn’t need to go to the store for literal months because it’s already there, prepared for you. he learns exactly what brands you need and what helps you deal with the annoyance of having a damn period. he listens to you, watches your favorite show with you— he’s an all around green flag, especially with this sort of stuff. he’s probably not opposed to getting down and dirty with you, either.

striker: erm. he just. doesn’t know what to do at first. so he buys everything. he doesn’t even ask exactly what you need because he doesn’t want to be seen as incompetent, even though you wouldn’t complain about him asking for clarification. he shows up with so much shit. and flowers because even though he’s a scumbag, he can be a gentleman, too! “…brought this for ya.” he’ll say sort of awkwardly. he’s not one to be vulnerable and certainly not one for grand gestures, lest he be seen as soft. but he’d give just about anything to keep the one person who’s seen past his edgy cowboy persona. you’re a keeper for sure, and he’ll make sure you know that, especially when you’re under the weather. i’m sure everyone would be surprised to learn that while he isn’t perfect, he isn’t a shitty partner.

crimson: lmao he is literally already gone the moment you say you’re on your period. like, he goes into hiding. he sucks at dealing with this stuff, so he just doesn’t deal with it. he only lets up when you start criticizing him for being such a baby about it. “crim, how is anyone supposed to take you seriously if you can’t even talk about periods?” “dammit, fine, fine, i’m sorry, i’m coming.” he’s rich as hell, so he just makes his goons get everything for you while he cuddles you by a cozy fireplace. he’d already lost one wife to his shitty behavior, so perhaps he’ll try to be better with you. he doesn’t really speak aloud about it, though, the coward. he also would be the one to make jokes at your expense if you tell him you’re on your period. the kinda jerk to say, “oh, that explains your temper today, then, doll face.” smack him and he’ll stop.

mammon: “WHAT’DYA NEED, BABE? SAY THE WORD AND I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.” he might be a red flag of a boss, but he’ll be damned if he lets his partner suffer. besides, it’s another excuse to show them how damn powerful and rich he is. he can get them literally anything they want, so why not flaunt it? it’s as much of an ego boost as it is helping you.

paimon: this guy does not even deal with this. he’ll gladly send you wherever you want to go to make you happier, but just like his relationship with his children, he probably won’t go within arm’s reach of you if you’re feeling heavy emotions. not a great partner. if you have that conversation with him though, and let him know that it poorly affects you, he might consider changing his ways. he does want to keep you around, after all.

chaz: bro’s gonna do what he can, but he is stupid. he’s gonna drown you in cuddles though, and will do what you need despite not fully understanding what is going on. he’ll probably shamelessly tell everyone that you’re experiencing that time of the month, sometimes even random strangers, much to your embarrassment.

[sirowsky]

Whiskey Nights

Day 6, and we've reached another first for me as I've never written for Whiskey before. This was inspired by the lovely @ezras-channel-rat whom I know have written some amazing stories for him, so I hope you like it!

A little drabble with Jack Daniels giving gender neutral reader a surprise visit, the only warning being slight angst. It's mostly fluff, but you can interpret the ending to be either sad or hopeful. Whichever you need <3

Word Count: 825 Author’s Masterlist Birthday Stories

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   It’s been a long day.    Working until after midnight is always a drag, because you go home and fall into bed and that’s it. Day over. No downtime or decompression in between, just work and then sleep.    It’s not the worst thing in the world, though. You’re just tired.

   Earlier, to keep your back from aching, you’d gotten up and taken a small stroll among the cubicles, getting some more oxygen into your blood to keep yourself alert, and you’d stopped at a window to look at the sunset.    It had been a gorgeous one, clouds high in the atmosphere creating a canvas of colours ranging from almost white to dark purple, with bright pink and orange cutting through the darker sections, as if making one last attempt to chase the night away.    It had made you feel softer. Less edgy.

   An hour away from the end of your shift, you swap the more upbeat music that streams into your headphones, into softer tones, letting your body know that it’ll soon be time to sleep.    When you take the headphones off, finally ready to go home, there’s a bustle of noise around you as people a chatting on their way out. And when you step onto the street downstairs, the bustle graduates into noise, as traffic is still abundant, and the nearby train-tracks run day and night.

   “Hey, sugar.”

   You turn towards the voice, catching you off-guard but so wonderfully familiar it could never frighten you, and you smile before you’ve even located him.    He’s leaned against the wall of the office, hands casually resting in the front pockets of his jeans, and the Stetson perfectly positioned over his brows. It’s warm outside still, so he’s not wearing a jacket, just a white Henley that he knows you love.

   “Jack… what’s this?”

   “Oh, just found myself in the neighbourhood and thought I’d walk you home. If you don’t mind, that is.”

   While he answers you, he pushes off the wall and saunters over to you, placing a soft kiss on your lips just as he falls silent.    You weren’t together, as such, because he worked all over the world and you knew that he had other ports for casual company. But whenever he was anywhere near this part of the continent, he always sought you out, and there was a part of you that was immensely proud of that. Because this was a man that could have anyone, and yet, he repeatedly chose you.

   “Not at all. How long are you here for?”

   You take his hand and start walking, suddenly feeling a lot less tired.

   “Not sure yet. Depends on a few things.”

   “Well, you know I cherish every minute you give me.”

   He smiles warmly at that, before playfully tugging on your hand so that you collide with him in the next step, then taking full advantage of your loss of balance to let his hand migrate to your hip, as an excuse to steady you.    Except that hand then stays there, making little fieldtrips southward now and then, to sneak a squeeze of your ass while you walk.    You don’t tell him off for it. You kinda love it. Which you’re sure he knows.

   He regales you with stories from the few months that have passed since you’ve last seen him, while you make your way to your home, making you forget all about work and troubles and even the time of day.    That’s the thing you love most about him – the almost childlike energy he has in such abundance whenever he’s happy. You wish you could bottle it for a rainy day.

   Because your one problem with the gorgeous cowboy, is the fickle nature of his visits. Never knowing when, or if, you’ll get to see him again, get to enjoy that infectious energy or taste his intoxicating lips next.    He’s a mystery, to an extent, and you’re largely fine with that, because it makes it slightly easier to stop yourself from falling in love with him. But you’re never more than a well-phrased compliment or kind smile away from tumbling into that abyss.

   You wonder if he knows that too, if perhaps that’s why he’s always gone by morning.

   This time being no exception, you wake up alone, the fantasy he’d created for you during the night, in which the rest of the world seized to exist, coming tumbling down around you and forcing you to return to reality.    You go about your routines, still thinking about him, still feeling him on your skin, wondering if the day will ever come when he’ll stay. Or if perhaps, it’s time to stop waiting, and start building a life for yourself with someone more solid. Reliable.

   You don’t have the heart to make that decision yet. You’ll wait, just a little longer.    Because if he ever should stay, you know with ever fibre of your being that it would be worth it.

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@deadhumourist @idreamofboobear @tanzthompson @winter-fox-queen @tiffanyleen @shsoba05 @toomanystoriessolittletime @nolanell @myfavpedrothings @harriedandharassed @bruxasolta @tintinn16

[joz-yyh]

Love Host - Ch. 5 Preview

SUMMARY: A prequel to my fic, “Good Boy.” Takes place during the final scene of the game and the journey home afterwards. Miles becomes the host and the Walrider intends to consummate their bond. No beta. Read at your own risk.

RATING: T (PREVIEW ONLY for swearing). The rest of the fic is rated E (for tentacle sex / xenophilia)

PAIRING: Walmiles (WalriderxMiles) WORD COUNT: 2,562

A/N: Miles meets up with Waylon at a diner and their tentative alliance is off to a rocky start. Also, the Walrider misbehaves a bit. The Murkoff goons that Miles has been avoiding are going to rear their ugly heads soon and it’s not going to be pretty -- unless you like bathing in red.

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The door to the old-timey diner rattles open, clanking against the glass, causing Miles to look up from his rumpled newspaper. A man dressed head to toe in denim walks in, a bow-legged swagger befitting the cowboy hat and boots, his bull-rider belt buckle glaring with a polished shine. It's definitely not the person Miles is waiting for so, he returns to nursing his coffee and keeping tabs on everyone who passes through.

"Need a refill," the waitress asks, coffee pot poised in her hand.

Miles turns towards the young redhead dressed in a vintage diner uniform and white apron, a dreamy look captivating his eyes at the promise of more caffeine.

"Sure, Becky," the reporter says after glancing at her name tag, holding out his cup for her to top it off.

"Is there anything else I can get you," she asks sweetly.

"I am good for now, thank you. Waiting for a friend," he smiles at her, charming when he needs to be, and she gives him one to match.

"Just holler if you need anything," says the twenty-something year old gal before she excuses herself away from his lonely booth in the corner, her curled bangs ponytail bobbing along with her.

Miles hears the trademark jingle bells of another patron entering the outdated decor of chrome and checkered tile, following the telltale sound with his eyes. With one look, Miles is convinced -- this man must be the notorious whistleblower he's been reading about. The man reeks of nervous energy and ripe paranoia, definitely the nerdy, introverted type judging by the dyed blonde hair and the casual flannel shirt with blue jeans.

"Waylon," Miles calls out from his booth, waving him over with a raised hand above his head.

The skittish man visibly flinches, deer caught in headlights, an absolutely priceless reaction. Waylon's giving off the distinct impression that he's about to make a run for it and bolt right back out the door and if so, the edgy reporter is going to handle things in the same vein as the Walrider and chase his scrawny ass down and throw him inside the trunk of his car for a little one on one chat.

Thankfully, Miles doesn't have to resort to such crude tactics because the blonde treads further inside, albeit cautiously, offering up remorseful pleasantries to the surrounding guests for disturbing the peace. The timid man bows forward in an effort to make his height appear smaller, apologetic, pacifying the assortment of stares he encounters with friendly gesticulations.

The techie's procession of moral posturing is excessive in Miles’ opinion, but the lumbering gait in which he does it is the most compelling detail. It tells of an injury, probably recently obtained by his guarded menial limp. Seems like the blonde is still not used to walking on it, one sneaker shuffling across the linoleum floor as the other takes the majority of the weight.

The engineer wedges himself between the table, his gimp right leg carrying him dutifully as he sits down in the seat opposite of Miles, his cute facade dropping into a reproachful death glare now that they're in a more private, face to face setting.

"Did you really have to announce it to everyone," Waylon mutters, fidgeting in his seat, making the cushions squeak, "I am trying to keep a low profile."

The nonchalant journalist shrugs, slouching back against the polished vinyl seat cushions, cigarette held between his bandaged fingers.

Miles is sizing up the other male, having been looking forward to meeting him in person, and the "adorable kitten that wouldn't harm a fly" exterior is concealing a feral side of teeth and claws, however modest and nonlethal they may be.

"Figured you wouldn't see me here all the way in the back. Thought, I'd make it easier for you," Miles explains, a generalization disguised as a courtesy. Now that he's seen just how easy it is to get under Waylon's skin, the investigative reporter finds sadistic appeal in the sport of ruffling this guy's feathers.

Waylon cringes at the apparent thoughtfulness, trying to err on the side of politeness, but the visage is brittle at best.

"Thanks," the grimace that takes over the blonde programmer's face makes it look like it physically hurts him to say it. "Do me a favor and be a little more tactful, please."

Miles takes minor (and by minor I mean major) offense to the beseechment. He can be tactful – he could make "tact" his middle name if he really wanted to. It was simply a matter of personal preference that he chooses not to.

"Can't say how nice it is to finally meet you in person," Miles remarks, a bite of sarcasm to his words.

Injured hands fold up the spread out newspaper taking up space on the tabletop, tossing it in Waylon direction before the blonde can say anything else that might be considered offensive (namely about his missing fingers).

Waylon looks down at the newsprint, skimming the text. It's a press release about Murkoff corp. They claim no direct involvement or knowledge of the crimes of their subsidiaries. A spokesman assures that the company is just as distraught and disturbed by these recent events as anyone and in an effort of goodwill, they'll be donating to the affected families and a few select charity projects.

Waylon laughs louder than he intends to, catches himself midway in the act, glancing around self-consciously at the other clientele before quieting down.

"Can't say I expected much else," Waylon sighs, exasperated. He's pulling at his short, choppy bangs, lobbing the affronting newspaper back at the one who served him with it.

“And I still can't believe you came today," Miles says, cigarette caught between his lips now. He catches the folded up pages as they slide across the smooth surface of the table, tucking it inside his jacket pocket for safe keeping.

"Same to you," the techie says, "When Peacock told me Miles Upshur wanted to meet with me, I thought for sure it was a trap set up by you know who, but then I saw the news broadcast and I needed to know what happened after …" the blonde chokes up, a scowl weighing his head down. "You never would have been there if it wasn't for me…," the guilt-ridden man whispers to himself, almost an octave too low for the other to hear, hands clenched into fists.

Miles is silent for a long minute, his cigarette dangling along his bottom lip in a frown. He takes a deep inhale, the strong hit of nicotine making his brain tingle, blowing out the second hand smoke towards the other's face.

"Can you put that out," Waylon grits, trying not to gag. He pinches his nose shut and fans away the fetid fumes from his face.

"No," Miles declares matter-o-factly, looking very smug about his decision to antagonize the other. He even goes so far as to accentuate the little flicks he gives to the filter, dabbing the burning end into the ashtray before going in for another long drag.

Waylon's pained expression only serves to elevate Miles' good mood into a great one because he prefers to see the software engineer's angry side instead of a mopey shell of what he assumes to be his former self and he's certainly accomplished that much.

Borrowing Waylon's words since he put it so eloquently, "You know who is on clean up duty. We’re on borrowed time and I need to know that I can trust you."

"I mean, I don't get it," Waylon's eyebrows arch, looking utterly perplexed by the enigma that is Miles Upshur, "Aren't we in the same boat here? What would I have to gain by turning you in?"

"Immunity," Miles says off-handedly, not really meaning it, just messing with the blonde a little, wanting to see how he would handle a pitch thrown out of left field.

Waylon grits his teeth, his shoulders bunching up as he bristles, the intensity in eyes a proponent story of doom and gloom. He slides his forearms across the table, chopping through the air with the seriousness of what he’s about to say.

"We’re their personal playthings, the whole goddamn world is. They treat their own employees like drones, experimental lab rats when it serves them. They did the same to me when they found out what I was doing and you think I would risk working with them again? For God’s sake, they're all psychotic bastards Miles. They have no conscience, no morals, no loyalty. Everyone is expendable to them, including me," Waylon is doing his best to sound convincing, putting all his shoulda-woulda-coulda emotions into the delivery of his little speech.

"Fair point," Miles agrees, a little too quickly for Waylon's taste, the other man expecting him to put up more of a fuss.

"Sorry, if I seem a bit testy," Miles continues, "I am what the military affectionately refers to as, ‘FUBAR.’"

“Yeah, I’ve heard of it,” Waylon laments, averting his gaze as he wrings his hands on the counter, “For what it’s worth, I am sorry…”

Miles feels a pang of guilt for teasing the blonde, not expecting the apology. The fellow asylum survivor knows he should probably return the sentiment, contemplates doing so, but a grudge of self-righteous anger impedes him and he’s stubborn to offer one.

Maybe the brunette was being petty, but he couldn’t get soft, not when he needed to strip away the socially acceptable veneer to see the bare-bones hidden underneath, dissect and analyze what really made Waylon tick -- his personality, his character -- a necessary interrogation tactic he learned during the war.

Karma seems to bite him in the ass in the next instant because Miles breaks out into a cold sweat, his eyes nearly bulging out his skull when he sees the full-form of the Walrider involuntarily manifest itself beside Waylon.

FuckFuckFuck. What is happening right now. He told it to stay out of sight.

The demon's claws are playing with the overgrown splay of blonde hairs near Waylon’s ear and the man brushes a hand through the coarse strands to dismiss the odd itch, totally unassuming.

Miles' inner voice urges him to remain calm, to act casual, but it's hard when the Walrider is loose, twice as deadly as a rampaging bull in a china shop and the host can only pray that it doesn’t do anything too extreme that might compromise their whereabouts or identities.

The brunette shifts his gaze, checking his surroundings, hoping that no one else can see the menacing creature that is being very naughty right now. There's no blood-curdling screams, no ensuing hysterics or chaos, just business carrying on as usual so, maybe everyone really is blind and completely oblivious to the nature of the company that they're in.

Likewise, even the unsuspecting engineer hasn’t noticed the addition of a third wheel to their group, too busy trying to figure out the reason behind the sudden change in the journalist's demeanor. At first the blonde attributes it to the sensitive subject of his apology, but Miles is the picture of a nuclear meltdown so, the techie follows the direction of Miles' stare, and yeah maybe the room seems a little darker, ominous now that the sunlight is fading, but there's something else that's different, he just can't tell what exactly.

"Does it feel colder in here to you," Waylon asks, shivering from the eerie vibe that’s circulating around him.

Miles is getting just a little jealous because he can’t believe the Walrider breached the sanctity of his skin just to fucking play with Waylon like they're old fucking friends. (Though admittedly, Miles was at fault for having started this game. He's been picking on Waylon since the start of their meeting so he can't really condemn his companion for doing the same).

"OK, so don't freak out," Miles gripes, attending to his headache, eyes clamped shut so he doesn't have to meet Waylon's eyes.

"Miles …” Waylon warns, impending dread creeping into his voice, “what are you saying? Freak out about what?"

"Alright,” Miles sighs heavily, tormented by breaking a vow of secrecy, " it’s ... it's the Walrider."

"The Walrider," Waylon echoes distantly, tilting his head just slightly, one eyebrow arched as he searches for the context of what that could mean.

As if on cue, the programmer feels another ghostly touch start near his temple and realization hits him like a brick to the face.

The blonde flounders in his seat, knees hitting the underside of the table with a loud clatter. His frightened eyes dart around the room in a panic, looking for the source of the touch, coddling the side of his face that was violated.

The machine releases a pleased growl at this reaction and Miles can tell it's having way too much fun with the size of it's toothy grin.

"I told you not to freak out," Miles grunts, annoyed by the fact that everyone is refusing to listen to him today.

Waylon shuttles himself into the dead-end wall of the booth, redirects his gaze back at Miles, his lungs looking like they're going to burst out of his chest because he wants to scream, but he's trying his best not to.

"Holy shit," the distressed man curses, keeping his voice down, clutching at his shirt where his heart is beating frantically, "It's here? Y-you ... you have it with you?"

"Where else would I keep it, genius," is the brunette's terse reply, his headache getting worse, “it needs a host, remember? Didn't you help design the thing?"

Waylon shakes his head, "C-code… I helped code, but I didn't know ... I-I thought that..." Waylon trails off, unsure if it would be wise to say what he's really thinking.

"Fine, whatever – just calm down. It's not gunna hurt you,” Miles says, trying to reassure the other man that he wasn’t in any danger, "If anything, I think it likes you."

“Uh, I am not sure how to take that, actually.” Waylon answers honestly, a nervous laugh escaping him as he unfurls himself from the terror-stricken ball he’s contorted himself into.

"Wow, rude," Miles remarks flippantly, " You could at least have the decency to say, 'hello.'"

Waylon looks toward the faint outline of a dusty, abstract shadow, his brief session in the morphogenic engine still imbuing him with a tattered link to the weapon of mass destruction.

"Oh. Right. Uh ... " Waylon mumbles, trying to get his brain to un-panic itself, “H-hello?"

The Walrider seems to buzz happily, trilling at him and Waylon is settled enough to sit properly in his seat again, his shoulder still pressed against the wall to distance himself from the other side of the booth where the entity resides.

"Are you telling me it's friendly,” Waylon whispers suspiciously, trying to mask his words from the AI by cupping a hand around his lips.

"More than friendly," Miles declares with a seedy grin.

Waylon doesn't want to dive too deeply into that insinuation, white-washes the thought with another question before he can think too hard about the atrocities Miles committed in the name of xenophilia.

{End Prieview}

[oblivioustoast]

since i don't know any of your ocs i want to hear you explain your top three faves :-) (if you can even rank them)

ooh, lemme see. this might be long 😅

1. Aerin Maxwell - Aerin is probably my top fav, ride or die OC. I came up with her in middle school (i’m about to turn 31) (the relentless passage of time makes me 🤪). She was originally a sky pirate in a Firefly-esque world, but without space. Her original plot was a sky captain on the search for her brother who was maybe involved in some secret government project to access alternate timelines? Now she’s the OC i throw into almost every piece of media I wanna engage with.

Since I was a kid, a lot of her characteristics were borrowed from other stuff I liked back then. Her last name and long braid are taken from Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing. She had/has a cool golden eye implant that was inspired by grown up Enzo from Reboot. (depending what universe she’s in, she has a golden eye under her eyepatch that can project maps, in other worlds it’s just a regular blind eye, sometimes she has both eyes)

She’s also morphed a little more into a pirate-cowboy hybrid over the years (mostly because i was into Brisco County Jr. in college). But her vibes have always been… cool lady with a shotgun 😂 Aerin is pretty much what I always wished I could be, self assured, competent, easily liked by others, good at running around and doing cool action stuff, passionate/compassionate, witty, Tall! Sigh.. she’s so dreamy. Her character colors are red and brown.

2. Adrian Edwards - ok I said Aerin was my ride or die, but i also have so so so much love in my heart for Adrian. He was initially created alongside my wife’s oc Liam Bardsley. Both regency boys - and I don’t remember this at all 😅 but apparently the idea was that Liam was made to reflect Romanticism, while Adrian was made to represent Gothic Literature. which makes sense! but i totally forgot haha

Now Adrian and Liam are part of an rpg podcast we do with our friends called Dandies in Danger! Adrian is a severely depressed poet, with the taste for the macabre and the unfortunate knack for picking up slightly cursed curios. As the eldest son, he’s supposed to take up a position at his family’s newspaper but he doeessnnnttt wwaaannntt ttooooo. This boy is super neurodivergent.

And in the way Aerin encapsulates a lot of traits I would like to have, Adrian is saddled with a bunch of my insecurities - depression, social anxiety, loneliness, too honest at times, self sabotaging. But he feels very deeply and cares a lot, even tho he doesn’t want people to think he does. His character colours are blue, black, silver (sometimes wine red).

3. Exile Redlink - it was hard picking a 3rd actually :0 but i’m gonna go with Exile. Also originally created way back in middle school - based entirely around scrambling my name and substituting some letters. At the time, she didn’t have a lot of substance, just kinda of an edgy goth look. But recently I felt like refurbishing her, while still embracing that middle school edgelord flavour.

So now she’s a teenager (like 15 i think?) cursed with being a demon!! 😱 Her story is set in a sort of fantasy sort of horror sort of sci-fi world. So she lives out in a pretty rural village, when bandits (or are they??) attack. Her mom hides her and when the coast is clear, she comes out to discover everyone has been killed 😱😱 in response to this, she goes to the village temple to fight god 🙂 Said god takes this poorly and curses her.

When I was a kid, I always drew her carrying a scythe - so I repurposed that into a big, evil cursed scythe that she has to carry around. The idea is that it builds up evil energy that she has to regularly disperse by killing stuff - or it’ll build up too much and like… explode. So she decides she’s gonna go around killing other demons. Exile has a lot of attitude and snark (it’s the trauma..) and is generally a rabble rousing little punk. My wife and I have a few characters in the story with her, so she eventually gets friends and a girlfriend. I can’t remember how her curse is supposed to be lifted or if we ever deconstruct the idea of demons and what it means for her to go around killing them instead of humans 😅 but that would be rly interesting to explore. Her characters colours are kind of undecided, but i associate her mostly with black and gold (as a demon she gets bleach blonde hair lol)

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#67: BoBo Town

A platforming game with automatic scroll. The player is a short guy with a big top hat, riding an emu at breakneck speed! Bea soon found she could jump, dash like a drill, and flutter for an extra long jump. It's a lot like the various 'endless runners' you can play on your phone these days, but each level does have a goal, indicated on the map at the top of the screen.

The peanut gallery is still rather quiet.

"EMU!" She shouts and points excitedly. "I like that large scary birds are a thing in this collection! Fu- okay, but you need lightning fast, you don't have much time to react! Stupid.. freakin'..GRAHHH!!"

"Guys please say something.. anything? Come on, its emu racing!"

Baconnaise: Why is it called Bobo Town HNV: Is this intended to be ironic? Haha, look, cute emus! Never mind the MURDERED CHILD. Klickitat_Street: Maybe this is like the cute predecessor to Cassowary Attack and then they got all edgy

After a lot of frustrating trial and error, Bea reaches the boss of the stage: a masked bandit in a cowboy hat, riding an ostrich! Now it does become an endless runner, as you have to keep running until you can drill it into submission

TaichouSenseiKun: This is what Glem would have wanted, I think. To go to the emu races for him Syrupentine: ...he did say he was going to a carnival or something, so... huh.

"The ostrich! My natural enemy and rival! YES, RUN FROM ME! Throw fewer bombs but run from me!"

After about five drills to the rear end, the ostrich throws its rider and runs away! The little guy on the emu's back catches him and ties him up, and there's a little cinematic of taking him to the Bobotown Jail and tossing him in. Apparently your player character is the mayor of Bobotown, and the emu himself is Bobo!

"Okay I have to say, I think they should just elect Bobo himself and cut out the middleman, but whatever, great little game!" She spins her chair around in celebration. "Right? ..You're not worshipping me enough, are you guys still sad about Glem??"

She sinks back into her chair slowly. "Yeah me too.."

HNV: We made Bea sad... I belong in Hell! Glockroach: Damn right you do DueyDecimal: You're right, we gotta be strong for Bea! She counts on us to get her through the hard games!

Syrupentine: It was just really hard, you know, we really loved Glem's first game and it seems like... what was that even about? They killed him off?? HNV: I never saw that in a game before, usually if you have a really good game you kill it with sequels! berd_snurglar: maybe its just to show we live in a random chaotic world, and video games are just a big waste of time Glockroach: Gee thanks berd, maybe we can not enjoy things together later

aroseahorseboy: sorry im quiet. just really hurt. ill come back for the next one maybe. >aroseahorseboy has left. Syrupentine: ...Aro left? Aro never leaves!! Baconnaise: Bea find the man game and someone hug aro when they can for me

HNV: I'll talk to him on discord Nobody else leave okay? Stick with Bea! Klickitat_Street: Yeah, look how far we've come! I can't believe we're almost half done with this! DueyDecimal: And there's another Box Baby coming up!

[rocket-pancham]

OC lightning round: do you have an OC tag? who’s your favorite OC? what OC have you had the longest? are there small details about your OCs people wouldn’t imagine?

Uh

Do I know you?

But well

Do you have an OC tag: No. Though that’s because I don’t post things about my OCs here. Or anywhere, really. Kinda sad when you think about it.

Who’s your favorite OC: Well, that’s a pretty hard question to answer. Actually, I’d say that it’s completely impossible. I create all my OCs to serve some sort of purpose, whether in a story or just for myself. So in a sense, I “like” them all equally, but there are OCs that hold my fixation for a period of time before I switch to another, and during that period of fixation I do the most work in fleshing out an OCs character, backstory, relation to others, etc. Sometimes I come back to older OCs and fixate on them again, developing them more and more before once more moving on. At the moment of answering this, I suppose the OC holding my attention is Percival Argos, (Tentative name) a Ghost Rider-esque character who’s supposed to be a cowboy hunting down damned souls in a modern fantasy-like setting.

What OC have you had the longest: I can’t really answer this question clearly either. Okay, so let me put it like this- across world religions and mythologies, gods, monsters, heroes, and story elements share aspects with each other. That’s because over time, stories and faiths evolve and branch off from each other and mix with others to become different from their source material and their sister mythologies. That’s why you can draw parallels between Mesopotamian and Greek mythology, or why Heracles and Zeus are associated with the likes of Indra and Krishna. My OCs are kinda like that. Over time, they grow unrecognizable from their original selves and pieces of them break off and become new characters, while other OCs mix with them to become something new. That’s just what happens when you have so many OCs in so many settings for so long. For instance, I’ve taken numerous aspects from a very old OC that little middle school me made, specifically that OC’s fire powers and angsty, anti-social personality, and put them into one of my more often focused-on OC, Aithos. However, aspects of several other OCs that existed alongside that middle school OC are also part of Aithos, and the themes and meanings of those OCs’ designs, personalities, powers, and more mean something completely different from what they mean for Aithos. Whereas that middle school OC was angsty and anti-social because I was edgy and thought that was cool, Aithos is angsty and anti-social because its a serious character flaw that he needs to grow through as a reflection of the mental illness I struggled and continue to struggle with today- an idealized outcome for me, essentially. Almost all of my major OCs now have existed in some form or another for a long, long time, is what I’m trying to say. For clarity’s sake, let’s just say we can trace them back to middle school, which is when I first got into writing seriously. (So about 6-7 years ago, I suppose?)

Are there small details about your OCs people wouldn’t imagine: A few years ago, as I joke, I wrote into Aithos’ background that when he was 15, he had a crush on the fictional video game character Tifa Lockhart. It’s such an irrelevant and meaningless detail that will never be important or brought up ever again, but because of that I’ve never had any reason to remove it from his character. So yes, to this day, it is canon that the superhero known as Aithos used to have a crush on the video game character known as Tifa Lockhart when he was 15. You heard it here first folks.

[masterjedilenawrites]

I have a question, what pets would our Clone Bois and The Bad Batch have? In a universe where they can actually keep their most desired pet(s)

Not me over here playing fairy godmother and giving the clones their own animal sidekicks like the Disney princesses they are... 🐾

Wrecker and Fives are dog lovers through and through. Whether it's a classic Earthly canine, or something more in-universe like a Corellian Hound or Vulptex, they are most content with this type of pet. Loyal, energetic, sweet... a true companion for them in everything they do. Wrecker would have a Newfoundland/miniature bear, and Fives would at least have a Golden Retriever if not a whole pack of various doggies.

Crosshair and Wolffe are cat people. Their calm and independent dispositions make cats more suitable pets for them. They'll enjoy watching their cats grow from curious kittens to sassy adults. And though they may not admit it to anyone, they love all the snuggles. Their cats are very much their children. Crosshair would have a sleek but sweet black cat, and Wolffe would have something spunkier like a Tooka or Bengal.

Tech and Kix actually don't care much for animals, they seem messy and too much added responsibility. But they wouldn't mind having a smaller creature. Something that could stay content in its enclosure when they're away, and not take up much space when they're home, perching on their shoulder or curling into a cute little ball on their lap. Tech would have a delightfully tiny mouse, and Kix a fuzzy hamster.

Hunter and Cody want a larger animal that they can ride, like Banthas and Tauntauns. Their pets are a way for them to disconnect from the stressful, industrial parts of the galaxy. Helping them get back in touch with nature, going on meandering journeys and having fun adventures together. Hunter would have a quick and brave Fathier, and Cody would have a steady and faithful horse like the cowboy he is.

Hardcase and Blackout are drawn to fierce, scary animals, beasts that really should not be pets but they try to find a way to connect to one anyway. They just like the idea of loving the otherwise unlovable. If possible, both would jump on the opportunity to bond with a young Rancor. Otherwise, Hardcase would have a well-trained Massiff, and Blackout would "have" a Nexu... at least, from a distance.

Neyo and Dogma love fish and water creatures. Aquariums are an endless source of entertainment to them, just watching all sorts of odd-looking things float around. And they're not the touchy-feely type, so it doesn't matter if they can't pet their pets or anything. Neyo would have a lot of fish tanks with various creatures, his favorite being the rugged dwarf octopus. Dogma's favorite is his plump, pretty goldfish.

Keeli and Tup dream of the day they get to settle down on a little plot of land and keep some farm animals. We're talking goats, pigs, chickens, sheep... Nothing super high maintenance, but going through the motions of mucking out pins, milking or sheering, corralling the flock, sounds so relaxing and rewarding to them. Keeli's favorite would be a feisty orange chicken, and Tup's is an old and portly pig.

Jesse and Gregor are into snakes and reptiles. They're edgy and cool without being too dangerous. Obviously there's different care and boundaries involved than with other kinds of pets, but they don't mind. They actually enjoy learning about exotic species and doing whatever is needed to create a comfortable environment for them. Jesse would have a large Ball Python, and Gregor would have a tank full of rare and colorful frogs.

Howzer and Rex are only interested in one animal and one animal only: Varactyls. They find them beautiful, majestic, funky, and fascinating. They'll really enjoy entering races with them, training and practicing and becoming so in-tune with one another. But even outside of competitions, they take great, tender care of their friend. Howzer would have a shimmering purple and peach Varactyl, and Rex would have one with brilliant blue feathers.

Fox and Echo really, really like birds. They totally become the old men who spend their weekends tucked away in some secluded park with a pair of binoculars and a bird guide. They don't necessarily want to bring birds into their homes, though. They don't want to clip their wings, so to speak. But Fox would enjoy a talkative parrot, and Echo ends up being adopted by a couple of Porgs.

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[science-lings]

LU Voice HCs but Only Stupid Opinions

Sky- Markiplier, deep beautiful voice syndrome. Generally has a very smooth voice that makes the ladies (and not ladies) swoon. But he has the capacity for great rage. He can fuckin scream dude. He’s a little scary when he’s angry. He also has a wonderful laugh. 

Hyrule- Jacksepticeye (not all of these are youtubers I promise), I just think that giving the most seemingly soft spoken Link Sean’s voice is very funny. He has a strong Irish accent and has the ability to be very loud when he wants to. I’m pretty sure there’s a thing in one of the versions of his games where you can yell in the mic and kill enemies and if anyone could do that it would be Mr. Septiceye. Also I think Hyrule should be allowed to swear. 

Four- Tom Holland (but with his nerdy american accent, except Vio, he’s fucking British), Also Blue sounds like he’s a native New Yorker. Generally pretty shy and soft spoken but he kind of just sounds like he knows things. You can just hear his voice and know that he’s a little nerd boy. He sounds smart. But he also sounds stupid. I don’t care if it doesn’t make sense. 

Legend- Brian David Gilbert, he sometimes sounds like he’s losing his mind. He can talk really fast and he doesn’t sound nearly as mean as he wants to. Has a really nice singing voice that no one expects. Manages to sound very smart when spewing complete bullshit. Goes on rants and dramatic monologues. Can cry on command. Intellectual but in the way that sounds like he’s halfway to going insane. 

Warriors- Flynn Rider, he always sounds like he flirting, peak swave fuckboy disease. I know in reality he sounds like the ultimate anime boy but I just think it would be funny if his voice was that of a snarky pick-up artist. Also he sounds unquestionably bisexual.  

Time- Henry Cavill (But specifically using his Geralt voice), he’s deep and gruff and dadly. he does a surprising amount of grumbling. but his voice is usually very soft. Has been known to say ‘fuck’ with a lot of feeling under his breath whenever there are problems. 

Twilight- Markiplier (But this time doing his absolutely terrible cowboy voice/ southern accent. It’s so bad), again, beautiful deep voice but his accent is so bad that it sounds like he’s faking it. He’s not. That’s just what every Ordonian sounds like. Stop bullying him. 

Wind- the ‘WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES’ meme kid. SonicFan06 or something like that. He has the ability to screech. He also has terminal pre-teen voice that constantly cracks. Will scream just to annoy people. (im so sorry i don’t know many famous children, maybe like Finn Wolfhard from early stranger things seasons where he’s trying so hard to be an edgy teenager but he is literally a baby. that has Wind vibes) 

Wild- Karen Gillian, idk man I have very strong opinions on what his voice sounds like. I like to think of him having a soft scottish accent that used to be super strong before he spent so much time at the castle with all the posh people. I also really think he has the vibe of someone with a really androgynous voice. Like he doesn't have to disguise his voice in Gerudo Town. Also because I project as much gender envy into this little twink as I can. He gains power whenever people struggle to fit him into a gender binary, and that includes his voice.