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pointsfortrying · 3 months
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Opening discord for some reason inexplicably fills me with dread but ilyall
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As of me sending this ask, A Pizza The Action is at 44.1% and I Can't Fix You is at 55.9%
A Pizza The Action is losing </3 so here's my propaganda >:]
I myself am a big TLT fan! I love their old songs, covers, remixes, and even TLT's newer songs! (Discord, September, Epoch, My Ordinary Life, Druck and all just a few faves that immediately come to mind for me) And AS a big TLT fan. I don't want the next round to be 3 TLT songs. I definitely don't want the finale to be ALL TLT songs
Also?? A Pizza The Action is SO SO good. It's so so good please go watch and listen to it.The production quality?! The Talent?! The Music Video?! The song itself?! It all SO GOOD
(And then listen to more Stupendium songs that aren't Fnaf bc they all slap. I love their Poppy Playtime song and I don't even like Poppy Playtime. The songs. And the costumes!! It's all so good it's so so good oh my gosh (other Stupendium songs I enjoy are The Most Fashionable Faction, What A Fowl Day, and sometimes I listen to the horror holiday songs for silly fun. And!! Android Hell Blues! Which doesn't seem to be on their channel but was written and composed by the Stupendium. Man I absolutely adore that one)
OK ok back to A Pizza The Action-
A PIZZA THE ACTION IS ONLY 9 MONTHS OLD!!! EVERY OTHER FNAF SONG LEFT IN THIS COMPETITION RANGES FROM 6-8 YEARS OLD!!!! A Pizza The Action is completely nostalgia free babey, so I'm always really proud of its progress as i know its something people aren't just voting for bc it's a familiar friend :,]
Additional notes:
1: I think it'd be really fucking cool if A Pizza The Action vs Fnaf 1 was the finale. Imagine. I wouldn't even care who won it'd be so fun
2: Sorry I keep insulting I Can't Fix You, I don't actually mind it all that much, but it killed alot of my faves, and I genuinely do feel like nostalgia has been affecting the votes for it (I think thats whats happening for pretty much any song that's 6+ years old so yknow) (don't take me seriously) (I'm just willing to die on really small hills) (and I love hating things) (I Can't Fix You is real good tho when I'm in the mood for it)
Additional propaganda (if A Pizza The Action wins)
1: More cat and kitten pictures
2: I'll show yall pics of my room which I have been working for awhile to paint like a fnaf location. I should have a floor by the time this poll is over (hopefully)
3: (bonus) I will Draw Cosmo and Circus Baby hanging out. I don't draw animatronics all that often so I can't promise much, but I will try my very best
Closing Notes: Music good. And goodnight
Okay at this point everyone has to vote a pizza the action just from the sheer amount of art people have offered to make if it wins oh my GOD
We respect artists in this house!!! Stupendium puts their whole heart into everything!!! If you didn't vote for a pizza the action please go appreciate the art that is the video and song itself because holy shit holy shit holy shit
Also! While we're talking about the other bangers they've made! My personal favorites are Find The Keys (it took me ages to realize the title was a pun and I'm an animator), The Fine Print (I don't even know the source material, the lyrics here just go Hard), and Why Did I Say Okie Doki? (HOW DO THEY SO PERFECTLY MATCH THE STYLE OF THE GAME WHEN MAKING VIDEOS also the song just slaps)
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lillotus17 · 1 year
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NCT MARVEL AU
okay so like a couple months ago I posted that I really wanted to write an NCT MARVEL AU FF... I might have deleted it I honestly cant remember I also added other SM ARTIST as side/extra/antagonist characters in the plot and right now im currently debating if i wanna find more Marvel characters that I think fit Shohei, Eunseok, and Seunghan.. idk lmk. im still working on the first few chapters and the moodboards of all the characters but it's going to take a while and i've been working very slowly since i am currently in school and have a part time job because in this economy... oof a girl's really struggling. anyways here is a small draft (with no mood board sorry im still woking on it :( ) of which MARVEL Characters the NCT members are going to be portraying
Playlist: Villian by Key ft. JENO | Hero by Martin Garrix and JVKE | Wish you were here by SUPERM | more to be added!
Lee Taeyong as Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers)
okay so i actually considered Iron Man, Falcon, Captain America, and gamora in mind for Taeyong but Iron Man matched johnny a bit more because of his personality and jaehyun suited captain america more imo
taeyong still fits a character with a strong leadership role, cus i mean cmon NCT tired dad/leader-nim
Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel is just tryna fit in and find herself/remember who she is and she finds out that she's a super powerfull highkey baddie and HELLO? Taeyong is that
she has a strong and emotional sense of leadership, willingness to help and protect others and like come on is that not tayeong???
she's (one of) the first avengers and asdfghjkl;
so yeah
carol danvers is a baddie
taeyong is a baddie
pErIoDt
Moon Taeil as Moon Knight (Marc Spector)
okay so like
this kinda just clicked? lmaoo i feel bad- well more like a geek but like MOON Taeil and MOONknight
i finished watching the MoonKnight series on Disney+ a while ago and loikeeee
Marc Spector is a hot SOB
steven grant asdfghjkl; dont get me started
oki tho im like lowkey debating if I want to include Marc's multiple personality but like he's not Moonknight with out steven soooo
might add a little twist to it
but Taeil gives me more Steven Grant vibes than Marc Spector ngl
he's a lil nervous anxious dork yknow?
did consider falcon and war machine for taeil though..
like tony and rhode's relatinship screams johnny and taeil LMFAOO
idk might make some changes...
Seo Youngho/Johnny Suh as Iron Man (Tony Stark)
cocky lil shit and a sexy ass mf
like tell me it doesn't make sense?
homie just wants to spend money and build suits
smart, hot, and rich? yes please
his wit and smart mouth
like imagine johnny "Jae (Cap) you've got a potty mouth"
tony has a heart(?)- there's proof LMFAOO
his sense of humor just screams johnny
had star lord (peter quill) in mind for him too
Nakamoto Yuta as Winter Soldier (James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes)
one intimidating bitch
but a highkey softie
gonna kick ur ass if u fuck with him or anyone he cares about
highkey mysterious
did consider hawkeye, war machine, and falcon for him tho
also considering changes in characters lmk what yall think too!
Qian Kun as Dr. Strange (Stephen Strange)
man can fly a plane
lmaoo sorry that literally has nothing to do with him being a doctor but tell me why in every goddamn MAFIA AU i read, he's the medic
his relationship with yangyang and ten remind me of dr. strange and wong lmfaoooo
lowkey a perfectionist/perfect man asdfghjkl
Kim Dongyoung/Doyoung as Dare Devil (Matt Murdock)
had hawkeye, war machine, and falcon in mind for him
war machine cause of his sense of duty and seriousness- and his relationship with johnny also reminds me of tony and rhodes
also thought about making him nebula (and falcon) cus of his relationship with taeyong
anyways matt murdock is a hot mf
a lawyer? yes please
doyoung likes to argue cus cmon 127 is always on his ass for no reason headahhh lmfaooo
ngl thought there were a lot a members and i did put some thought into this and he matched daredevil best imo
Li Yongqin/Ten as Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff)
bad bitch right here
assassin, bad bitch
have you seen the way he moves?
have you seen the way she moves?
no words, no explanation, it just is and it just makes sense
like fr let's argue
IM JP don't come at me
had hawkeye in mind for him too
Jung Yoonoh/Jaehyun as Captain America (Steve Rogers)
america's ass
like cmon manz representative emoji is a peach
can't really put my finger on it either
like maybe it the masculinity (not meant negatively tho!) and altruism in the both of them(?)
both hot as fuck for no reason
other characters that i think suited him were falcon, winter soldier, (kind of) hawkeye, and black panther
Dong Sicheng/Winwin as Hawkeye (Clint Barton)
oki so i did have black widow in mind for him
and if im being honest it was kind of hard to settle with hawkeye for him
winwin is someone is focused and serious much like clint barton
i mean cmon man was a dancer and that shit takes dedication and patience
like learning how to use a bow and arrow
also had vision in mind for him too
when i first started to get into NCT winwin kind of came off as a timid person, and he's not really affectionate so it kind of screamed vision vibes
Kim Jungwoo as Quick Silver (Pietro Maximoff)
his cute lil personality
"bet you didn't see that coming?" ackkkk
is a caring sweetheart
like pietro wants nothing but for his sister to be happy and protected
jungwoo makes his members happy
Wong Yukhei/Lucas as Thor
okay so like NCT 2018 Halloween special kind of took over
personality wise, lucas and thor are kind similar(?)
like their sense of humor
thor is lowkey the most laid back avenger despite being a prince
and most of the time i can't take lucas seriously
also another character i was kinda of iffy unsure about
idk maybe its just me but lucas seems like the type that would shy away from responsibilities and his asgard duties as king for something more chill
then again thor did do that soooo...
Lee Minhyung/Mark Lee as Spider-Man (Peter Parker)
do i even need to explain?
lmaoo oki so like i was reading a post about how some people don't like mark
which i lowkey found hard to believe but then it made sense
like no disrespect
anyways I do believe mark is a hard working person and he does try to be humble about it but like also its okay to bathe in the glory and be shameless- then again easier said than done, again no disrespect- i love mork
pure hearted and true to himself
much like peter parker
Xiao Dejun/Xiaojun as Shang Chi (Shaun)
lmaoo man is 1/3 of wayv's walking meme group
every time im on tiktok lmfaoooo
lmao i guess the way i picked theses characters to match the members is based on the relationship the members have soo
lmaoo shaun's relationship with katie reminds me of luxiaodery (is that the correct name for them?... wayv 99 liners)
again hot asf
like imagine xiaojun in the bus fighting scene
Wong Kunhang/Hendery as Ant Man (Scott Lang)
also 1/3 of wayv's walking meme group
man is fxcking hilarious
another "do i even need to explain?"
just makes sense
lmaooo well actually i did consider Star Lord for him
Huang Renjun as Yelena Belova
okay so hear me out
i though of gamora or nebula for him too
lmao he's a tiny lil agressive man
ready to bite at any moment
very deadly
snarky (<< affectionate) and witty like Yelena
"i don't get my period dip shit. i don't have a uterus" *said with a russian (chinese) accent and the fact the renjun doesn't have a uterus*
like that line screams renjun lmfao
Lee Jeno as Black Panther (T'Challa)
RIP to Chadwick Boseman
anyways
when mark graduated from dream *sad noises*
jeno gave me hard leadership vibes
like he filled the role so well without actually filling it
and i've noticed how popular he's become lately with all these stage collabs with other idols
prince king jeno
nice ring to it ;)
sense of what is feels right and does what he believes is right
wants to do well for himself and his members
did consider him for hawkeye and falcon
Lee Donhyuck/Haechan as Scarlet Witch (Wanda Maximoff)
sassy lil birchhh
haechan is a very caring person and althoug sometimes it seems like he's acting a certain way to hide his feelings i do believe he is very emotionally inteliegent- however he is kind of impulsive (emotionally)
reminds me of wanda
powerful bitch, like hello vocals?
fight with so much effort and purpose
needs support and is his members number one supporter
Na Jaemin as Falcon (Sam Wilson)
oki so like
this was also a toughy
consider hawkeye, black panther, winter soldier, dare devil, war machine, and a bunch of other... also docor strange cus mans wanted to be a surgeon if he wasn't an idol lmaooo
but tbh no characters really ever stuck with me for jaemin
he's lowkey someone is doesn't gaf and doesn't want to be here but still knows how to have a good time or make up for time
serious and yet isn't
loyal and supportive to his members
Liu YangYang as Kate Bishop
lmaoo renyang and kate and yelena vibes
like "bro what if i killed you, (renjun/yelena)?"
but like he didn't soo???
lmaooo curious and nosy
liek sticks his nose into everyone's business
whether its for funsies or a mission
but he does well in getting whatever information he needs
gave me loki vibes tho
Osaki Shotaro as Vision
he's so cute ackkk
kind of came off as an awkward lil bean to be but i think that was just because of the language barrier with the other members
but it also a reason why i thought he was a good fit to portray vision
cus they're bother still learning
not afraid to ask questions
supportive and kind of goes along with things
a bit naive and questions his morals or rights and wrongs
fast learner imo
Jung Sungchan as War Machine (James Rhodes)
okai so like
idky but i though he would have been a good match for star lord
kind still iffy ish because is he young and although this is a ff i fell like he would have matched a younger role/character
also thought he would have been a good fit for shuri
can't really say much
i feel bad cus this is a bit more of a last pick
i really did want him to have a character that was more interactive with shotaro since that are really close
also thought of a cloak and dagger duo for sungtaro
again might make dome changes so lmk yall's opinion
like im tryna take this seriously and make it make sense but also im not cus again this is for funsies
Zhong Chenle as Loki
again, im sorry but another "do i even need to explain?"
boy is hella mischievous with that lil smirk he always has
when he messes around with his members, esp jisung
lmao poor jisung
like "oh yall need an illusionist you say? no problem lessgo fuck around with some bad guys"
i know he's supposed to be a lowkey two-faced, flippity floppity bad guy but idc im making him good
cus deep down loki does have a good heart
Park Jisung as Shuri
hear me out
i know he doesn't seem like the brightest but like he really is
and i know yall agree because hacker!jisung?
yeah, that's what i thought bro
considered vison for him too
and kate bishop
and groot- well like a modified hybrid version of him
big brother jeno and little brother jisung duo
yeah
just yeah
periodt
Shohei, Eunseok, and Seunghan
okay so like
im not really sure what marvel characters suit them best
im tryna stray from X-men charcters
but idk might have to make some changes
js that haechan might justbe switched to deadpool cus cmon
and as i was writing this i had a bunch of second thoughts about with members were portraying which characters
im a bit of a perfectionist as you can see
Anyways! thanks for reading this and please feedback is and will always be appreciated! again i apologized for my pace! i am currently on winter break but im working so i haven't had much time to write anything :(.
anyways comment and reblog if you wanna see what i have in mind for other SM Artist and who they'll be portraying!
-lotus
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delicrieux · 3 years
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—MAKE YOU SAY “OH” EXTRAS: TINDER
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extra meaning non-canonical occurrence; can be placed anywhere in the “make you say oh” timeline after couple (cha. 14) and before the final “oh”. 
pairing—corpse husband x f!reader warnings—tinder profiles, tw: men, swearing.  word count—2.6k. format— written. ─── ❥ req by nonnie​:  y/n makes a youtube vid/live stream where she's just swiping through her tinder acc and corpse literally blocks her lmao
author’s note—akldsljfs this was such a funny idea i could not not write it lmao
ultimate masterlist. myso masterlist
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You have pulled the biggest brain move by setting up both a facecam and a screen recorder on your phone. All is beautifully displayed and visible during the stream. Your fanbase is particularly intrigued on what exactly are you planning on doing today, seeing as your tweet of “strea” had been a bit vague, if not downright ominous. No emojis. No elaboration. You couldn’t even be bothered to finish the word. Truly, a mystery. Everyone tuned in and are currently waiting with bated breath.
A few of your fans must sense upcoming doom because the overall mood in the chat turns from optimistically intrigued to...evil. It’s an entity all on it’s own now, clawing at you through the screen with various renditions of laughter and devil emojis. A few eggplants thrown in there for good measure, accompanied, naturally, by the scandalous water drops. At first the common consensus is that you’re biting the bullet and going through your camera roll on stream. Definitely an idea worth considering, though you frankly don’t know what lies at the start of the 11k photograph journey, and you are afraid to check in public. Could be a harmless meme, could be a salacious pic you had saved of an OF star. It’s really a gamble. Either way, you would definitely get banned. You might still get banned. Why do you insist on doing shit like this?
Because it’s funny. Because you’re kinda stupid. Because it’s just so absolutely laughably easy to do.
A smile quirks your lips, and while it is not explicitly smug, the look in your eyes sure is, “Greetings,” You utter lowly, dimming the lights--the budget for this stream! Ugh, you went all out, “my children.”
mother i crave violence
sensing evil energy rn!!
i do not claim the energy in this video for myself or anyone else watching this 💖💖
^with peace and love shut the fuck up
“I know y’all lowkey hoes-” Upon your words the chat splits into two: one side eagerly agrees (even shares a few OF accounts! How helpful, supporting small businesses!), whilst the other feverishly insists on innocence. You make a face stuck somewhere between offended and bewildered, “Now c'mon now-I know you. I know you all. We’re the same, don’t-what was that?”
You try to scroll back to the comment but it’s loss in the sea of incoming messages, “I swear to God I just saw-”
Corpse_Husband: i love late night streams it’s not like i have anything better to do.
“COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPSE!!!!” 
rip headphone users
i cant feel my face when im with you by the weeknd but instead of face its my fucking ears
yall think full vol on pc is better?my parents woke up 😭😭😭😭
To think he’s spending his last waking moments for today with watching you (he probably still would have anyway, because you do not posses an ounce of shame or self-control and pester him relentlessly)! It makes your heart sing, and suddenly, a traitorous, fun hating idea barges it’s way through the crowd of incoherent buzzing and states: don’t do this. For some reason it also has the voice of Rae. As if that would work in guilt-tripping you- Rae never succeed, and her fictitious rendition in mind won’t fare much better either.
Still, you thought about it. That must count for something. Corpse will understand, won’t he? Why don’t you want to upset it in the first place? Men look so funny when they lose their shit, like hello, don’t you have anything better to do? But the image of Corpse just sitting there, hurt, distraught, leaving you on seen because he’s in his sad boy hours leaves a sour taste in your mouth. 
queen rly went from  🥺😊 to 😕 u ok bbgirl?
Corpse_Husband: no pouts cutie
akjdjoeijdfse cUTIE??? deadass boutta r.i.p.
Well that succeeded in eliminating everything from mind, doubts included. If this was an anime, the scenery would shift into something roseate, with flowers and bubbles and sparkles all around you along with a halo or two. Alas, not an anime, rather reality. The led-lights, however, seemingly possessing a will of their own, slowly turn from deep violet to pink. You smile brightly, like the absolute dumbass you are, and you are met with a ray of heart and blushing emojis. You are just so cute, a real cutie! Still in your disguise adorable state, you swipe your finger on your phone screen, the grin never leaving your lips.
There, among the plethora of apps, nestled sits a red square with a white fire plastered on it. The delicate calligraphy on the bottom reads: TINDER.
The mood changes once again- you’re giving the roaches emotional instability by how quickly everything flips over- and the chat spams eggplants vigorously; some, of course, bravely fight against the thirst.
nooooooo i thought y/n is gonna stream in a god honoring way!!!
^pack it up girl defined
“So, Charlie and I-” You note a few awfully curious comments and squint, “-yes, we talk a lot. Charlie is a really good friend of mine. We’re best friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. The whole fucking family tree-no, that sounds weird. Delete. Anyway, Charlie, being the absolute fucker he is, said, hey, you know what would be funny? And I was like, nooo, what would be funny, Charlie? And he says to me, he says, says, making fun of men on Tinder. And if y’all need any more proof that Charlie and I are platonic soulmates, then dunno, my children, my roaches, I dunno-I dunno what more to give you.”
You can’t be bothered reading the comments, there’s too damn many. You also need to save your reading comprehension for the actual bios. It has a time limit, that darn thing. 
“Okay, so I made a profile earlier, but I hadn’t swiped on anyone yet-” Despite the fact, Tinder helpfully informs you that already 99+ people have swiped right on you, “So, this is me,” You show the pictures you have of yourself, and damn, not to be a conceited narcissist, but you look really good. Like if you saw yourself on Tinder, you’d super like instantly. “Uhm, so, my bio-my bio says: let’s sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giggle giggle.” 
i cant believe we are witnessing y/n trying to form a coherent sentence live 
shes trying give her time
ya dig??? y not capeesh
what scene from the godfather is this lol?
“My anthem, is,” You laugh, covering your lips with your hand, “Corpsie, this is form you-” Proudly, you show that indeed, Corpse’s E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE is listed as your anthem on Spotify, “Hehe.” Yes, you say that aloud.
Corpse_Husband: you’re killing me Corpse_Husband: thanks baby Corpse_Husband: now delete tinder ❤︎
You ignore his last quip, deciding it’s finally time to get this show on the road, “Right, let’s do this shit. I’m not actually going to swipe on any guys that look, uh, decent? Yuck, can’t believe I just said that, uhm, because I-because I feel like some actually deserve a chance with someone? I don’t wanna get anyone’s hopes up, as I am currently in a long distance relationship with Chrollo. So I’m just gonna swipe on, like, frat boy assholes. Because I don’t care if I hurt their feelings. Quite frankly I don’t think they possess them in the first place.”
The chat voices their agreements. With the ground rules set, you, giddy, click on the first profile.
Does Tinder know what you’re doing, your plan? The FBI agent watching you through your phone must be working overtime, bless his heart. They must, because the the first guy to meet you is named Jason, and there he is, blond hair and blue eyes, holding up a fish the size of his torso. Marginally adequate in looks, pretty good muscles. A solid 7 bordering on 8. He’s the same age as you, 15 miles away, and he studies at some college you don’t care enough to look up. Bio reads:
I like to drive fast. Fishing is my passion, but if you can’t catch me by the ocean, you’ll catch me catching waves, bro! Love a good gym date. You do squats, and I’ll keep a close eye to make sure you’re doing it correctly ;) You probably saw me at a party. Leader of the The Phi Kappa Psi. I’m a Gemini, if that matters lol.
You, of course, read it aloud, dramatically; provide some constructive criticism-he seems nice, but he’s a Gemini, so naturally, you can’t trust him at all! Also, that gym date session leaves little to be desired. With your rant done, you swipe right, and shocker! (not), it’s an instant match.
“Okie, I still wanna swipe of some profiles, so I’ll see what he’ll text later-” For a second you wonder the legalities of this stream, but you’re having too much fun to think of it further, “guys, I won't get sued, right?”
NOW she considers it
well....
if you do, we’ll kickstart your lawyer dw <3
Onto the next profile. Kevin, 25, is seen fixing his car- or, you assume he’s mid-fixing it, you don’t really know why else he’d hold a wrench and be covered in oil. He’s shirtless, and the caveman part of your brain echoes something closely resembling AWOOOGA!, but...but!...blonde hair, blue eyes. You pout again, “I don’t...I don’t really like blond boys, ya know? With the blue eyes and all, it’s just not my thing, uhm, unless it’s like-like...Armin from Attack on Titan. Else I don’t care.”
Onto the bio:
You have to treat a car like you treat a woman: go on long rides, take the lead, but most importantly, keep her oiled up 😜 
“What the fuck did I just read?”
The chat is equally confused. You swipe right anyway- another match. Too easy.
The stream continues without incident for a solid thirty minutes- all of your matches, expect a few that genuinely looked like normal dudes that really couldn’t write a decent bio to save their lives, had been blond hair blue eyed gym rats with ranging forms of misogyny. Some opened with asking for nudes out right, some asked about your day first before asking for nudes. You prefer the former. Straight to the point! You admire the gall. 
But then, down the forty-five minute mark a profile popped up that made you still by your phone, your smile dying as your eyes bulged. Dear God. Lord in heaven. Who is this demonspiit lookalike and why is he so fucking hot? The neck tats, the skateboard, the clothes- holy shit, you gotta close your mouth before some drool dribbles out.
No bio, just his name, Tyler, and that he’s 23.
“He boutta be 23 in me.” You mutter, swiping right with lightning speed.
WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY?????????
tyler is y/ns karma for relentlessly mocking that one guy that had a whole ass list on what his “female” partner should be
^he deserved it and also tyler seems like a typical fuckboi y/n grow a braincell
look at mom 🥺 her eyes are sparkling
It wasn’t a match right away. You somehow expected as much, but it still upset you. Simp behavior, pathetic. The stream continued bravely, and when Tyler messaged you a simple “yo” you totally didn’t sequel. You didn’t manage to text him back on stream: texting all those guys that you didn’t really find all that attractive was easy, but this...You’re a sucker for a man who radiates red flag energy. His whole profile is a red flag. He might just be a red flag himself.
What can you do? Suddenly becoming color blind is not easy. Once the stream ends, you unmatch with everyone expect Tyler. He you chat with for a bit, but a sudden craving for different company makes you abandon him, too. You don’t feel too heartbroken for him- you’re certain there’s already too many girls in his dms. You wish them luck.
Happily, you delete Tinder. You go to Twitter, notice you’re trending again- look at you go! Queen shit- and as you compose a thank you tweet, something strange happens. You go to text Corpse, but when you click on his profile you grow cold.
YOU’RE BLOCKED. You can’t follow or see @/Corpse_Husband ‘s Tweets. 
...Pardon? You hop onto Instragram and-also blocked. Seriously? And you thought you’re one petty bitch. Corpse is seriously prissy about everything. Damn, if he didn’t like your stream, he could’ve just said so. Didn’t need to, like, block you from his internet existence. So not cool.
You try texting him but no text go through. Well how will you let him know you deleted Tinder just like he asked? You relieve your frustrations by punching your pillow a few times. Later, you apologize to her, you didn’t mean to hurt her, it’s not her, it’s you. Fuck, 5 minutes of exile and you’re already loosing your mind.
“Raeeeeeeeeeeee!” You whine loudly. It’s roughly 2am now, but you don’t care. You’re too heartbroken to care. There’s a thump from her room, but nothing else, “Raeeeeeeeee!!!” You wail, wallowing in self-pity on your bed. You hear a very loud, very annoyed sigh from her room, followed by angry marching. Your door is abruptly thrown open, and in the dim, colorful light you see her scowl.
“What?” She grits.
“Can you please tell Corpse to unblock me from everything?”
“What did you do now?”
“I made fun of men on Tinder.”
She pauses, “...That doesn’t sound so bad.” She surmises, voice laced with suspicion, “What else?”
“...There was one really hot guy that I kinda sorta talked to after--”
“Y/n.”
“-But I totally deleted Tinder and honestly he was pretty boring, so, like, uhm, please?”
She sighs, the servery of which implies she is holding the weight of the world on her shoulders, and instantly you know that you won. She taps away at her phone, “You owe me one.” She states, and before you can reply, she exits your room and slams the door behind her.
Grinning, you text his phone again. The message goes through, oh gosh, you’re so relieved you feel like crying. This has been, officially, the worst five minutes of your life.
You Y DID U BLOCK ME LOSER!!! MAJOR LOSER ALERT!! I DELETED EVERYTHING IT WAS A JOKE r u still mad at me? y u always mad at me i never do anything:(
my husband You’re my baby, how do you think I’ll react when I see you publicly simping for some asshole on Tinder?
Oh no, he used the words, he delivered the killing blow. You’re finished. Your heart can’t take such a workout. 
Not that you would ever admit it to him, though!
You hehe ur jellyyyy u always dis jealous hehe?
my husband Not jealous.
Yeah, you might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but even you know that’s a lie. You send him an array of kissy emojis that he doesn’t have the decency to reply to. Then, completely unprompted and dead serious, you send him a simple voice memo, saying: “You really have nothing to worry about, you know? You’re my favorite, Corpsie.”
He responds via text, reiterating that he’s not fucking jealous and that he just doesn’t like when you show such outward interest in anyone but it’s not like he cares or anything. It’s just really, like, weeeeird to see his baby simping for another man like that totally ruins the whole dynamic!!! It was only natural that he should block you on every social media platform, including his personal number (which, like, was completely necessary! Doesn’t matter that his viewers can’t see it, it’s gotta be super believable!), and inform his followers of that, because it’s all a joke, like, for the dynamic, that Youtube grind, you know? Ya dig? No personal feelings were involved at all. He totally wasn’t upset that you found someone else cute, no way!
my husband I’m not jealous. Lol.
You ik u repeated tht like 50 times  u trynna convince me or??? lmao
my husband No comment. ...You don’t actually talk to anyone else like we’re talking, right?
You no one else calls me their baby if thts wat ur wondering at least not to my knowledge lol im all urs
my husband That makes me very happy to hear:)
Yeah, it makes you very happy, too.
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raineydays411 · 3 years
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Oh, what am I supposed to do without you
Loki x daughter!reader
Summary: Loki thought he was in a good place. He was married, happy and having a child. He should’ve known the universe wasn’t that kind.
A/N: God I’m so sorry about this one lol. Not much of the reader but I will be  making a second part. I hope yall like this one though. Inspiration came from “Mr, Loverman” and this fic.
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The silence was rattling. It creeped into the room, slowly,menacingly. Threatening to make him go mad. It wrapped around his body like a familiar friend. Making it hard for him to breath as it suffocated him. He knew they were staring at him. Trying to figure out what he would do next, whether he would break or not. Truthfully he didn’t know what he would do. For now he just starred as well. Not at them, of course not. He stared at the one thing that mattered. His reason for waking up and living. The one person in this entire universe who gave his world color. He reached out to touch her. Touch the hands that were always so warm against his cold skin. Hands that held his firm and sure as she pulled him along behind her, a smile on her beautiful face. Hands that were now cold and limp, the radicant glow she had been known for gone dark. The colors she brought to his world dimmed to dull, gre, muted hues. Then a sound broke through the silence. two sounds actually. One a wail of new life, a baby taking her first breaths, and another. A wail of a man who has lost everything. A wail of agony and pain.
As the healers bustled around him, Loki had only one thought in his head. 
“What am I supposed to do without you”
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Three months later and Loki still felt the emptiness left by his love. He heard her at night, humming sweet melodies as she stroked his hair. He hears her heartbeat as he eventually falls asleep, worn out by his constant tears. His room is in shambles, his clothes strewn about the floor, furniture smashed, everything is destroyed. Except for the things that belong to her. Her silk dresses that draped on her body perfectly were still hanging, untouched. The books she spent hours reading and re-reading remained on the shelf, collecting dust as they were no longer used. He doesn’t let anyone in their chambers. The space where they both shared. Space where they fought, made up, made love. To let someone else in would be tainting it. Soiling the memories they made together. That was one thing he could never do.
Another was look at the little monster who is responsible for this tragedy.
It was a girl. The daughter of one Loki Odinson and his beloved. 
Ironic. This child was supposed to bring happiness with its birth. Not even cleaned and it already managed to take away Loki’s light. He can barely stand looking at it. He tried, of course  he tried. But within minutes he had to call the nurse to take it away. Why? 
Because she has her mothers eyes.
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“Loki”
“Get out”
“Loki, it's been nine months since your child was--”
“THAT THING IS NO CHILD OF MINE”
Frigga was taken aback. She knew her son was heartbroken, devastated at the loss of his wife. But to disown his daughter, that was something she didn’t see coming. 
“Loki, you are being unreasonable.”
“Unreasonable? My wife has died because if that creature--”
“It is a child. A babe who has no idea who her father nor her mother is.”
“And as far as I’m concerned she never will!” Loki shouts, finally looking up at his mother. 
Frigga heart breaks for her son. She sees the utter agony he is in, the inner torment going on in his soul. Even if she didn’t see it in his face, the state of his room and self gives it away. He looks like he hasn’t bathed in the nine months that has passed. His clothes were rumpled and wrinkled, hair unkempt and wild. His face was pale and hollow, as if he was only eating enough to survive. He had dark bags under his eyes that showed that he hasn’t been sleeping well.  He truly was a man who was broken, almost beyond repair. 
“My son” Frigga said carefully,” I can never understand the pain you are going through, I pray to Valhalla I will not have to anytime soon. But please if not for yourself or that child, for the memory of her, attempt to see your daughter before making a rash decision.” And with that, she walked out of his chamber, leaving Loki to the silence again as he stared at the spot his mother stood. considering her words, he got up. picked up his room, went to bathe and walked out of the room for the first time in nine months. 
His face held no emotion as he walked down the hallways. He saw the servants stop and stare at him, shock filled their face as they saw the prince. He glared at them, sending them scurrying at the dark glance. He reached the nursery, the maid who oversaw the nursery tried to stop him. 
“My lord, you--” 
“Where is the child.” He said, calm and cool. The maid looked at him in fear, not knowing how to respond. At her silence, Loki scoffed and pushed her away, marching into the nursery. Upon entering he froze, memories of him and his beloved discussing the design they wanted for their child
**“Darling, why does the color shade matter? It’s not like the child has expectations.”
Laughter fills the air, “Loki, we must put every effort into showing our child they are loved. That includes finding the perfect shade of green to go with the room”
Loki looks at his wife, gently smiling.”If you say so my dear”**
The room was perfect. The walls were a beautiful shade of green that allowed the light into the room. There were vines and flowers crawling up the walls and draped over curtains. A white and gold crib stood in the middle of the chamber. A veil draped over it, preventing Loki from seeing the child inside. He was thankful as he worked up the courage to walk up to it. He looked out the window, seeing the stars that covered the sky, the lights of Asgard covering the earth. 
She would have loved it.
He took a deep breath and walked toward the crib. He pulled back the veil only to see that there was no child in there. 
“The babe is with your mother my lord.”
He turned to the maid. Embarrassed that she might have witnessed him reminiscing.
“And where is my mother” He asked
“In-in the dining hal--” 
He walked away before she was able to finish her sentence. He took long strides to the hall, wondering his his mother had tricked him into eating with the family.On the way, he passed a window overlooking the garden. He thinks of the times where he used to sit in it and listen to her read.
***  “...exquisite, in question more. These happy masks that kiss fair ladies’ brows”
“My love, why do you insist on reading these midgardian stories?”
Her laughter  reaches his ears, “Because beloved, it's a different perspective to something familiar”
“Oh? and what is that ?” 
“Love”  ***
“oki--”
Hearing his name, Loki is brought back to present times once more. He looks to see Thor, watching him with careful eyes. 
“Brother, it is wonderful to see you.”
“I wish I can say the same.”
Thor laughs, a soft chuckle compared to the booming laughter Loki knows he is capable of. 
“Ah Loki, your dry wit has been missed”
Loki rolls his eyes and starts walking and Thor follows. The two walking in silence. 
“What is it like?” Loki says softly. Thor looks at him in confusion.
“It?” 
“The child.”
“Oh brother, Y/n is--”
“Y/n?” 
That was the name she wanted. If they were to have a girl. She was determined, seeing the name in the book she loved to read. He remembers when they were telling his family she was with child.
*** Everyone was seated, servants bustling around the long table. Laughter filled the hall as the sun was setting. 
“Loki, you said you had news to tell us” Frigga said, taking a sip of her wine. 
Loki smiled, looking at his wife. Her face absolutely radiant as she flashes a smile of pure joy.
“ Well,” Loki waits till Thor has taken a large swig of ale, “ My beloved and are are expecting a child.” 
Gasps fill the room as well as Thor's hacking, ale being spewed on the table. 
“Oh Loki that is wonderful!!”  Frigga exclaims standing from her seat to embrace him. “Oh my dear, this is the most wonderous news,” 
“BROTHER I can’t believe it!” Thor exclaims, lifting Loki in a crushing hug. And for once, he didn’t mind it.  He turns to her and hugs her more gently. “ You are just full of surprises aren’t you, starlight”
Laughter, “Thor, I thought I told you to stop calling me that”
Silence fills the hall as Odin clears his throat, “ Loki, you have made me proud.”
Loki smiles as his love beams at him. 
“Thank you father.”**
They reached the dining hall. A cold feeling formed in the pits of his stomach. He can see his mother, talking with a maid as she bounces the child. He can’t see it, as Frigga's back is turned to him. Odin’s presence is notably absent, a small relief on Loki's part. 
Thor notices his brother’s nerves, he pats him on the back and says, “You can do this Loki.” Then walks off to join his mother. He kisses his mothers cheek and smiles at the child. He picks her up, bouncing her a few times  prompting a small laugh. Loki gimances at the sound. 
Thor walks up to him with the baby. 
“Loki, this is Y/n Odinson”
He looks at the child. He takes in its features, Beautiful curly hair, already thick and voluminous even at this age. Brown skin, unblemished and clean. Cheeks, chubby with baby fat. And...its eyes. Those damn eyes, he could barely stand it, (e/c) eyes, the same as his lost love. In fact, almost all it’s features that once belonged to his darling. A pain filled his body. He really couldn’t stand looking at this child. 
Not when his beloved wasn’t there to gaze upon their child as well. 
No, this was not his child. Not anymore. 
“Get rid of it.” 
Shock filled the faces of both Thor and Frigga. 
“Loki you cannot be serious.”
“Brother..”
“I SAID GET RID OF IT” Loki shouts. “I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT LITTLE MONSTER.” 
And with that he leaves the dining hall. Leaving behind  his mother, brother and the last piece of his wife he had. He hears it’s cries fill the silence.
He had only one thought in his head as he entered his chambers.
“What am I supposed to do without you”
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spikesbimbo · 3 years
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ushijima pining after their crush who is one of those girls who is “perfect for fucking but not enough to date”. so his crush thinks he just wants to fuck when he confesses so after fucking he’s starts showing he was serious and she’s like “hold up you’re deadass”. IM PROJECTING BUT SHIT I JUST WANT TO FEEL LOVED NOT JUST LUSTED AFTER 🤺
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Tags: semi- nsfw ,hookup to lovers, confession < 3, drunk sex, 
a/n:writing dialogue for ushi is so hardjdnfskj 
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Okie dokie, it started after yall got drunk one night, meeting at his team's party.
You've met him before, being their manager's sister, even considering yourself close with him.
But when you come to the realization of what just happened, aka you two just fucking.
You're just like okay, used to it, got good dick from a pretty man. 
And you don't care, changing in front of him, being in this situation many times before.
And you’re like heyyy?? Why are you staring at me like we're long lost lovers? Are you okay...?
He doesn't say anything, except he's fine, being able to tell from his high alcohol tolerance.
Then before you leave the room he grabs your arm, not knowing how else to stop you.
And promptly confesses you out of nowhere, leaving you flustered for the first time in a while.
And with that you don't know how to act other than saying yes, and repeating the events that just happened ; )
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“What are you looking at me like that for?” you asked, clipping your bra in front of you; being nude, only covered in sweat.
He doesn't respond, only wondering how lucky he was to be with you, even if it was only for a few hours. He straightened himself up, now sitting on the bed that you two made love in, in his words, thinking of how to express his feelings for you, hoping he didn't already get rid of you by treating you like a quickie.
He continues staring at you, softly but intensely. His eyes pouring into your skin, but instead of lust, it's love and compassion. Making the blood rush to your face, remembering the past events, “yeahh, fuck ushi, ahhh” while your were clinging onto him, flooding in your mind.
“y/n” he says, his voice not raising above the faded music playing downstairs. 
You turn and look at him; your panties adorned you along with your bra, makeup smeared, hair put messily up. While he still thought you were the most beautiful thing in the world.
“y/n, i don't know how to express myself, but i'll hope you'll listen” he says while you move closer to him, sitting on the edge of the bed alongside him. You again being confused, wondering why he was spending so much time on you, almost getting impatient with him, wanting him to hurry up and end it so you could return to your home and “relax”.
“I… like you.” he assuredly said, meeting your gaze, running his thumb over your hand, a little too tightly, internally not wanting to let you go.
“Wh-what do you mean?” you stuttered out, thinking he was playing some sick joke on you, or that he wanted to keep “seeing” you. Which was fine, you preferred a “regular” instead of random guys giving you the affection you so desperately wanted.
“I mean I want to take you out. Like be with you.” he says not knowing exactly how to word his wants, just knowing that he wants to be with you, proof of it in his touch and gaze, so gentle yet firm.
“So you want to be my boyfriend?” you stated, shocked, the confusion growing in you along with the butterflies.  “and i'm your girlfriend?” 
“Yeah...yes, i'd love that.” he says, a slight smile appearing on his face, swearing you were seeing hearts glow around him. 
“Really?” You say as your eyes start watering, happy but embarrassed at the situation. He brings his hand to your cheek, wiping away the barely formed tears, not understanding your reason but comforting you anyways.
He nods before saying yes again, the warmth of his hand making you melt into his touch, leaning into him, letting out a few words of appreciation before meeting his lips with yours. “Thank you”
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yarichin-imagines · 3 years
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HII just stumbled upon a geM WOW i love yalls works so much. also, idk if u take requests but if you do, may i request tamura x y/n where youre kinda like in the place of yacchan but instead he actually tries to ask u out? (im such a big tamura simp) okie thank u so much!
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just the bluey best boy stewing over an elaborate scheme to get you to fall in love with him! - yari xx
"Oi!"
The voice was instantly recognizable: convicted, determined, gruff yet the sweetest you'd ever heard. Tamura was undeniably handsome, but undeniably there were much sharper knives in the block.
"Yui," you replied, glancing over your shoulder and trying to keep calm.
You hoped your heartbeat wasn't audible, fluttering against your sternum as if it wanted to escape: it did after all. Your heart longed to be kept by one Yui Tamura.
And it wasn't just your heart that longed for him either. . .
Blush washed from the tips of his ears across his cheeks, disappearing past his sweater.
"T-That's no way to talk to me!" he huffed.
"Tamu-senpai," you corrected, smiling as you turned to face him. "Is something wrong?"
That got him back on track. He assumed his usual relaxed state, still attempting to present a dominant air about himself, his hips angled forward and shoulders still semi-squared despite his casual slouch what with his hands shoved deep into his pockets.
Still awaiting a response from the second year, you glanced over his shoulder. His friend, the pink haired one who never quite spoke right, seemed to be fidgeting with something in his hands, talking to himself. You were aware of how close the two boys were, and figured he had to have been watching this encounter unfold. Maybe he'd given Tamura some advice on––
"You already ate, huh? S'obvious! There's a stain on that shirt!" He jabbed a finger onto your shoulder. "Right there. Makes the whole outfit look worse."
You snorted. "Is that all?"
"Y-Yeah."
"Thanks, senpai."
He didn't hear the end of it from Yuri.
"You know that's not what I wanted to say! Dammit! Nothing ever comes out right when I talk to her!"
"Kiss, kiss!"
He looked at his friend, rolling his eyes. "That only works for you. You're the superior being."
"Fall in love!"
Tamura laughed, crossing off another line on the pages in front of him. "The shirt looked nice. The shirt looked nice. Let's eat together tomorrow. Now what's so hard about that?"
He looked back at Yuri, who just tapped the remaining stem of his candy against the piece of paper.
Folded up into a tiny frog, Yuri slid the piece of paper onto your table while he moseyed up to the front of the hall. You looked up from your notes; the stationary was a soft cerulean with harsh maroon lines. What could it be now? 'Your hair's a mess today; brush ever? If you keep dropping your notes you'll never clear first year!'
You caved into your curiosity, unfolding the origami with care to not rip it.
His handwriting was messy, no–– sloppy. You had to hold the note a mere centimeter away from your nose to read it.
You sighed. The unimaginable idiot. . Uncapping your pen with your teeth, you wrote a response as quickly as you could. With a soft smile, you chucked the ball of paper over your shoulder, and waited to hear it.
"Ach!"
When an obnoxious block of turquoise obstructed your light, you looked up from your notes again.
"Is that a yes?"
"Senpai, can't you read?"
"Tch! 'Course I can. But look–" he put the note back on your desk. "Ya smudged it. Right there."
"Well, let me spell it out, dear senpai," you cleared your throat. "'Yes, you unimaginable idiot, as long as afterwords you show me just how good you are with those toys––'"
"Oi!" He blushed, leaning in towards your ear. "Not so loud, that's for later, after all."
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notnctu · 3 years
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nctblr ff survey results
hello nctblr writing community! i made a short form to assess reader preferences! originally, it was for me to optimize my own writing and to satisfy my own curiosity about what my readers enjoy to read. but i thought, why limit it to my own audience? I hope, readers and writers alike, can find these results helpful to your own works!
I had 162 responses and so, i want to thank everyone who took the time to take this survey and for the many writers who reblogged it! the audience is reflective of those who it reached in the nctblr community from reblogs and predominantly my own audience. with that being said, i am a blog that writes for both SFW and SMUT content. regardless, i hope you can find these intriguing and rather helpful!
please do not repost these results, but reblog/like/share it to your hearts content! these results are from JAN 2021.
i would like to preface to everyone to respect the opinions of the results and not to cause any discrepancy when viewing. if so, i will delete your comments. this is a safe place and i will not tolerate any slander regarding how the results played out. okie thank you!! you may view everything under the cut and again, lots of love and thank you to everyone!
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general info questions:
1. are you a minor or 18+?
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18+: 133/162 (82.1%)  minor: 29/162 (17.9%)
2. who is/are your nct biases?
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*i want to note that many people selected multiple members for this question and aren’t reflective of who they read for. you will see later in the post that who people read for have different results. 
3. what timezone are you in?
- EST (32)
- GMT (17)
- PST, Pacific (18)**
- PST, Philippine Standard Time (3)** 
- GMT +8 (14)
- CST (13)
- IST (7)
- GMT +7 (6)
- CET (6)
- AEST (5)
for the sake of keeping this post not excessively long, these are the top 10 timezones that had the most responses. there are also people who didn’t know their timezones.  ** a lot of people didn’t specify between Philippine or pacific, and the 3 under Philippine standard times were the only ones that did. 
4. what days do you prefer to read?
1. doesn’t matter (149)
2. saturday (12)
3. sunday (9)
4. friday (7)
5. tuesday (3)
6. wednesday (2)
7. monday (1) & thursday (1)
5. what times do you prefer to read?
1. 12 AM - 3 AM (44)
2. 3 AM - 6 AM (10)
3. 6 AM - 9 AM (6)
4. 9 AM - 12 PM (6)
5. 12 PM - 3 PM (11)
6. 3PM - 6PM (24)
7. 9PM - 12 AM (50)
8. doesn’t matter (97)
the bold ones are the times with the significant amount of higher votes.
fanfiction questions
6. what genres do you read/prefer the most?
1. fluff (121) 2. angst (101) 3. smut (96) 
here are some that others included under the other option:
angst with happy ending (5) a mix of all three (3)  slowburn (2) crack/humor (2)
7. what are your FAVORITE tropes/aus? 
1. college au (112) 2. enemies to lovers (108) 3. best friends to lovers (91) 4. bad boy au (70) 5. childhood best friends to lovers (69) 6. fwb au (65)  7. friends to lovers (64) 8. soulmates au (62) 9. established relationship (59) 10. hogwarts au (55) 11. fantasy/supernatural (48) 12. strangers to lovers (45) / high school au (45)
some that others included under the other option:
idol au (3), coffee, mafia (8), fake dating (3), racing (2), reverse tropes, royalty (2), crush, mutual pining, mythology (2), ceo, idiots to lovers, based on tv shows/books/movies, dystopia, roommates (2), pwp, medical, rich kid/private school, historical, arranged marriage
8. what are your LEAST favorite tropes/aus?
1. fantasy/supernatural (50) 2. hogwarts au (40) 3. established relationship (29) 4. high school au (27)  5. bad boy (25) 6. soulmate (21) 7. none (18) 8. fwb au (13) 9. childhood best friends (12) 10. enemies to lovers (11) 11. strangers to lovers (7) 12. best friends to lovers (6) 13. college au (4) 14. friends to lovers (3)
some that others included under the other option:
sports au, royal (2), mafia (2), exes to lovers, stalker, yandere (2), hybrid, idol
9. story length preference?
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15+k words and 4k-6k words tied for most at 33 votes (20.4%), while less than 1k words got the least at 2 votes (1.2%). 13k - 15k words had the second fewest at 8 votes (4.9%).
10. who do you read for the MOST?
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top 5 members who are read for the MOST: 
1. Haechan (90) 2. Jaemin (79) 3. Jeno (76) 4. Mark (70) 5. Jaehyun (66)
please note that this should not discourage you from writing for other members! 
11. who do you WANT to see more fics written for?
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top members who people want to see more fics for:
1. Doyoung (50) 2. Xiaojun (45) / Yangyang (45)  3. Renjun (43) / Kun (43)  4. Taeil (35)  5. Sungchan (31)
a biased a/n: i say this alot on my blog... but my mans dy’s tags are so dry and its obvious others know this too... so i hope this gives you more insight about who to write for!
12. Open Response Addition Feedback
- ALL OF YALLS WRITERS ARE AMAZING!!! Thank you so much for supplying us nctzens with A+++ quality fics to fill our days. Often times I seriously am at awe with how amazing all of you write and I’d think to myself, “damn.. i’m really getting all of this for free.” SO THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL AND MAGNIFICENT BEINGS. We all love and appreciate you guys so damn much ♥️
- thank you so much for taking time to write ♥️ i really wish i had time to write an ask/message to every writer who’s works i have read cause it helps me get through the day, especially when im on my study break 🥺♥️
- I appreciate you for even caring about our preferences :D writers don’t get enough credit and I wish yall know how valued you are in this community <3 take care and stay safe
- smut shouldn't be in high school AU's :// and people should stop using images from when members were underage in their smut headers :///// also, thank you for doing this!!!
- whatever you write is amazing and your opinion of your work should come before the readers. remember that you’re writing for yourself before you write for readers <3
- to all writers, i love u and ur art! keep the magic happening <3
- There's too little of doyoung smut collection
and to everyone who left me personal messages, thank you!! you’re all so sweet and im glad to be able to do this for everyone :) 
conclusion
thank you for making it this far and hopefully, this helps you in your own writing endeavors! i know this definitely helped me in many ways with my own and im more than grateful for everyone who participated (reblogging my survey, taking it, leaving open feedback). let me know if you have any questions :) 
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Not a Ninja (A+S) Neji x Reader
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Okie doke. Here we go. Chapter 1 of this book. This is actually my first ever Naruto oneshot ever, so don't judge too much hehe. Smutty-Chan returns in this one bc she helped me with coming up with some of this one.  Let's get on with it so yall can get your daily dose of Neji. (We're gonna make the reader and Neji 16 in this one, which is lowkey young for a smut fic, but oh well.  Then Naruto and Sasuke are 12 here, bc whatever) This one is also a pretty long story (7233 fucking words (including A/N and shit) I am so fucking sorry) because I went too far with the backstory before you get to interact with Neji bc Im an annoying bitch, but whatever I hope you read and enjoy anyways! :))
   You sat on the roof of your house, waiting for your friends to get home from training for the day.  You hated not going to train with them, but that's just the way it was.  Finally, you see the blonde haired boy running down the street towards you, a raven haired boy trailing him.
   "Y/N! Guess what!" Naruto yells at you as you jumps down from the roof landing in front of him.    "What is it?" you question, wondering what had him so excited.    "I passed Kakashi's test, I'm gonna be a ninja. Believe it!"    You knew Kakashi.  He had actually taken you under his wing.  He knew you needed it. Someone to look up to and trust.  He served as a big brother and without him, you'd probably be dead.  Knowing Kakashi, you knew what his test was.  He could be a little tough on his students which makes you worry for Naruto, but you know Naruto needed the discipline.    "I'm glad you guys passed," you said as Sasuke finally caught up, "I didn't wanna have to slap Kakashi for failing you.    You and Naruto laughed, and Sasuke even broke a smile.    "Kakashi would kick your ass," Sasuke teased you.    "Yes, I could, but I would never," Kakashi says, standing on the roof where you previously sat.    "You're gonna give someone a heart attack doing that one day," you looked up at Kakashi.    "Shut it. I actually came to tell you that your parents left for a mission earlier. Didn't know if they told you or not."    "As if they'd tell me anything," you scoff and turn around as Kakashi jumps down next to the three of you.    "I'm sorry, kid, I'm sure they were just busy."    You knew Kakashi was only being nice.  He was usually tough on you, but when it came to your parents, he knew that being hard on you would be worse and push you away.    "Yeah, sure," you knew they left without telling you because they didn't care.    "Well, I've gotta go, I have to meet someone for ramen," Kakashi said, jumping to the roof again before leaving.    You smirked, knowing he was going to go meet Iruka. Even though they'd been dating for quite sometime and they both came out a while ago, Kakashi still got all awkward when he mentioned dating Iruka.    "Y/N, I'm sorry they left without saying goodbye," Naruto comforts.    "It's fine, I could care less at this point," you shake your head as Sasuke puts a hand on your shoulder, attempting to comfort you.    You know you shouldn't complain.  So many people don't even have parents. Like Iruka, Naruto and Sasuke, for example.  You rly didn't have parents in the typical sense, though.  They were usually gone or just ignored you.  They had two reasons.  One being that you were friends with Naruto.  They were pissed because they hated him like everyone else.  You, on the other hand, saw him as human and took him in as a little brother type person.  They hated that.  The second reason was because you didn't inherit the kekkei genkai.  This also caused them to keep you from enrolling in the academy.  They thought you'd never be good enough without it.  Your brother inherited it, though.  He was nicer to you than your parents, but he was typically out on missions and official business.    He was the best thing you had.  Until he passed when the nine tails attacked.  This is another reason you didn't hate Naruto.  You wanted to show other people who lost loved ones that day that Naruto wasn't the monster they said he was.  You visited the memorial everyday, which is where you met Kakashi.  He reminded you of your brother, but he was even kinder to you, and always made time for you.  Something your brother never did.  This is why Kakashi was one of your two favorite people to look up to. The other, of course, was Iruka, who was always a kind, respectful, and loyal.  Three qualities you always found important.    "It's fine, guys, really, don't worry about me," you let them off with a small laugh.  You knew it didn't fully convince them, but it made them sure enough that they could leave to train some more.    All of a sudden, Kakashi showed up again.    "Y/n," Kakashi spoke from the roof.    You jumped up to join him.    "Were you here waiting?"    "No, I actually made it all the way to the ramen shop and sat down with Iruka before I realized I forgot to tell you something," Kakashi admitted, rubbing his neck.    "Well, then what did you forget to tell me?" you laughed at what a dork he was when nobody else was around. You were really lucky to have him.    "Your parents told me to let you know that you're going to be staying at the Hyuga's while they're gone."    "Well fuck my life."    "First off, watch the language," he scolded you like he was your parent. He basically was though, "Second, what's wrong?"    He sat down, his legs dangling off the edge of the building. You sat next to him, copying his sitting position, your legs swinging over the edge.    "You know I'm 16, right? I can cuss if I wanna," you pouted.    "Yeah, yeah, I just don't like you growing up so damn fast," he sighed, "Now what's wrong?"    "I hate the Hyuga's son. Well I don't hate him, really. He's a great ninja, strong and smart.  I want to be like that. But, he always looks down on me because I'm not a ninja."    "Well, you're just as strong as any ninja. I've been training you like I would any ninja.  While your parents didn't put you in the academy to be an official ninja of the hidden leaf, you're still one of the strongest people I know. Even without the kekkei genkai of your family."    "Really? You think so?"    "Of course I do," Kakashi reached out a hand to ruffle your hair, "You're a very strong young woman, and an even stronger ninja."    "Thank you, Kashi, it means a lot coming from you," you send him a gentle smile.    "There you two are," Iruka sighs as he looks up at you from the street.    "Why don't you join us?" you yell down.    Iruka then jumps to join the two of you on the roof.  He sits down next to you on the side opposite Kakashi.    "I heard a little of what you were saying," Iruka admitted.    You expected a lecture on how you shouldn't doubt yourself.  You weren't too far off.    "You're an excellent fighter.  In my mind, I consider you a ninja.  I call you a ninja when I talk to others about your strength.  You doubt yourself because you don't have a headband.  That's no reason to doubt yourself, you know?" Iruka put an arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer and into a side hug.  You let your own arm slide around his middle, hugging him closer.    "I'm glad I have you two," you spoke to the two ninja sitting next to you, "Before you guys, I had nobody. I was completely alone.  I wanted to kill myself.  Then you two showed up and gave me hope.  Thank you for that."    Tears were now spilling from your eyes as you shoved your face into Iruka's vest.  You squeezed him even tighter, but not too tight, you didn't wanna hurt the poor guy.    "Sorry," you spoke as you pulled away and wiped you eyes, "Ninja don't cry."    Then you looked up to see Iruka sporting some teary eyes of his own, then to Kakashi who had no tears, but had a look on his face to show you that your words definitely had an impact.    "I'm so glad you didn't," Kakashi broke the silence, pulling you into another tight hug.    He then let go, allowing you to just sit there with them.   The three of you sat there in a comfortable silence for a while before you realized something.    "Hey Kakashi?"    "Yeah, kid?" he responded.    "If my parents told you to tell me that I'd be staying with the Hyuga's, then they weren't just caught up in something.  They purposely left without saying goodbye. They just chose to leave me here without saying goodbye."    Nobody spoke.  You knew Kakashi probably felt bad.    "I dont blame either of you for that.  They just hate me, nobody can change that.  I wish they'd just put me up for adoption. I mean, at least then I wouldn't deal with them."    "Well, I'd adopt you," Iruka chuckled as he ruffled your hair.    With these two constantly ruffling your hair, you had no idea how you kept it neat.    "I wish you could, then it'd be like a real family.  The three of us."    "Yeah, that would be nice, wouldn't it," Iruka agreed.    "I wouldn't exactly mind either," Kakashi also agreed, scooting over and pulling the two of you into a group hug.    You sat like that for a moment before Kakashi released the hug.    "You should get to the Hyuga's before it's too late," Kakashi said, standing and pulling you up with him.    "But Kashiiii," you whined, leaning on the silver haired ninja, "Can't I just stay with you?"    "Sorry kiddo, I've gotta talk to the hokage, then I'm off for a mission with Iruka," Kakashi sounded guilty.    "Well, I'd better get to the Hyuga's before it gets too late," you said, repeating what Kakashi said a minute earlier.    "I'll come with you," Iruka said, standing himself, "Then I'll meet Kakashi at the gate for our mission.    "Sounds good to me, Ruka," you said with a small smile.    Kakashi nodded and hugged you again with a kiss to your forehead before he leapt away towards the hokage's office.     "Shall we?" Iruka asked, offering a hand.    "We shall," you laughed, taking his hand.    The two of you jumped off the roof, heading toward the Hyuga's.    "I'm really glad that you and Kakashi are together.  I think you make him really happy," you told the man walking next to you as you could see the Hyuga's in the distance.    "You think so? I'm glad," the male said with a small blush at the mention of Kakashi.    "I think that you make him happier everyday. I've definitely noticed a change in him since you guys started dating," you smiled.    "Well thank god.  I've actually been thinking of proposing," Iruka said quietly.    "OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS YES!" you yelled.    "Y/N! Quiet! And doesn't Kakashi always tell you to watch your language?"    "Well, yeah, but I don't see Kakashi anywhere, do you?"    "I do," Kakashi said from behind you causing your eyes to go wide.    "I though you were going to the hokage," you spoke.    "Ended early, so I thought I'd catch up with you guys," he shrugged.    "What? No lecture about cussing?" you joked.    "Well, you said it yourself, you're 16, you can say whatever you want."    "Really?" You were surprised that he didn't lecture you.    "No. Now stop cussing, you're too young," Kakashi deadpanned.    "Rude," you huffed.    "Now, let's get you to the Hyuga's," Kakashi walked closer, grabbing Iruka's hand, which made the younger man blush.    "Whatever, sure. But I'm still not happy about staying there."    "Oh come on, it won't be THAT bad," Iruka told you.    "Hey Iruka, can I talk to you for a minute?"    "Sure, go ahead," Iruka said still walking.    "No I mean.  Well how do I put this? Love ya, Kashi, really do, but this is more of an Iruka and Y/N conversation," you spoke, looking at the ground.    "Okay, I'll wait here," Kakashi dropped Iruka's hand.    Iruka walked towards you as you left to stand far enough away that you were out of Kakashi's earshot.    "What's up kiddo?" Iruka said.    "Well you know one reason I don't wanna stay with the Hyuga's," you spoke quietly, just in case Kakashi might hear.    "Right, you don't like Neji because he talks down on you," he nodded, signaling you to continue.    "Well there's another reason," you spoke, a small blush growing.    "Which is?" Iruka waited for you to respond.    "Well, I may, or may not, have a small, and by small I mean huge, crush on him too," you spoke quickly, hating what you had just admitted.     "So you hate Neji?" you nodded, "But you have a crush on Neji?" you nodded again.    "Yep, that's the problem."    "Well, why do you like him?"    "I really like that he's a strong and intelligent ninja.  He's very good at whatever he does and he seems as if he'd be loyal.  Not to mention his looks, I mea-" Iruka cut you off.    "I do not need to hear you thirst over how cute you think a boy is, y/n, you're like my little sister, and I'm not sure my heart can take it," Iruka explained.    You giggled at the actions of the older man.    "Anyways, why do you not like him?"    "Well, he always reminds me that I'm not a ninja, and I can't stand it.  He reminds me of the kind of ninja I want to be, but never will."    "Maybe talk to him about it.  Tell him what's up.  Or you show him your stuff and maybe he'll back the hell off," Iruka spoke sternly.    "Wow, Ruka, getting a little heated, bud."    "I don't like when people look down on you because you don't have a headband.  You could probably kick most of their asses.  I hope you do one day."    "Okay, calm down, I'll figure it out," you pulled him into a hug, "Let's get back to Kakashi so we can leave.    "You're right, I was told that you had to be there by three, and it's already 2:30."    "Ready?" Kakashi asked as you walked back over.    "Yup,"you said, already beginning to walk.    You saw Iruka send a worried looking Kakashi a reassuring smile.  You guessed it was a silent promise that you were fine.    It seemed like you shouldn't be here yet, but time passed so quickly as you joked with Iruka and Kakashi.  Yet here you were, standing at the Hyuga's door.    "Well, kid, here we are," Kakashi spoke.    "Yeah I know," you deadpan.    Kakashi reached forward and knocked on the door.  Hiashi answered the door.    "Y/N, hello," he greeted you with a surprising warmth.    "Hi," you spoke quietly.    You turned to say goodbye to Iruka and Kakashi.  You hugged them both, allowing them to give you a kiss on the forehead.  You waved goodbye as they left.    You then turned back around to face Hiashi.    "Come in, y/n, make yourself at home," he smiled at you.    You really didn't peg him as a kind type, you assumed he'd be harsh and cold to you.  Maybe it was because you were the child of his closest friend, your father.    "Thank you, sir," you bowed before entering the house.    "Just call me Hiashi," he told you before closing the door behind you.    "Is that Y/n?" a woman called from the kitchen.    As you walked towards the voice, you found a woman who you assumed to be his wife.    "That's me," you laughed.    "Welcome, y/n, would you like something to eat, I just set out some snacks here, you're welcome to have some," she smiled kindly.    Then Neji walked in. Well shit.    You grabbed the first thing you saw without knowing what it was before thanking her and running off to find somewhere to sit outside.    As you finally sat down on a bench outside, you took a look at whatever snack you had grabbed.  It was a carrot. A whole ass carrot.  Not even like a baby carrot.      "Is that a carrot?" you hear a familiar voice ask from behind you.    "I think it's a carrot, I don't know much about carrots," you said in a mocking voice, making sure the sarcasm showed, "Just because I'm not a ninja doesn't mean I'm fucking stupid. I know what a carrot it, Neji."    "Yeah, whatever, I just wondered why when you had a whole plate of snacks to choose from, you chose the carrot that was about to be chopped for dinner."    Shit, of course you grabbed the one thing that wasn't on the fucking snack tray.    "Well, did you ever think I just like carrots?" you shrugged it off.    "I just didn't think you ate anything other than ramen with Naruto," he spoke.    "Who said I was gonna eat it?" you winked at the boy now standing in front of you.    Now, of course, you weren't gonna do anything dirty with the carrot.  That is just downright unsanitary.  Probably would cause an infection.  But you liked to tease people.  Making people uncomfortable was something you enjoyed.    He'd never admit it, but Neji's cheeks now sported a light dusting of blush due to your comment.    "Y/N, that is inappropriate," he spoke, turning away.    "Oh, come on, I'm not actually gonna fuck a carrot, Neji."    "Y/N, that still isn't appropriate," he said again.    "Well, a lot of things I say aren't appropriate, but here we are," you laughed.  Neji was your favorite person to annoy.    "Is this what you do with your time? Come up with stupid jokes to annoy people?  Is that what you do instead of training to become a ninja?"    "Neji, shut it, I've had enough. I can't stand to stay the night in the same vicinity as you while my parents are away. I'm going to ask Hiashi if I can just stay at my house instead."    "I can agree with that, I'll even help you convince him."    The two of you walked back to the house in silence.    "Excuse me, Hiashi?" you spoke to the man standing in the kitchen with his wife.    "Yes, Y/N?"    "I was wondering if I could go stay at my house while my parents are gone. I'll still come to check in with you and let you know I'm alright.  I just feel more comfortable in my own house," you spoke, nervous because he may say no.    "I agree with Y/N, she told me her feelings on the situation, and I see where she's coming from," Neji spoke up.    "I'm not so sure, I'm supposed to watch you, you're my responsibility, after all," he spoke, unsure.    "I still think you should allow her to go home if she feels she should," Neji fought for you to leave.    "Well, if you really want her to stay at her home, then you go stay with her, that way she won't be alone," Hiashi spoke towards Neji.    "I really don't think that's necessary-" Neji began.    "Too late, I've made up my mind," Hiashi spoke, "Go get your things for the next few days to accompany Y/N while her parents are gone.    "Alright," Neji walked away.    "Thank you, Hiashi," you bowed, then turning to walk to the door.    "Of course, Y/N, be careful and check in with me frequently," he told you.    "Yes sir," you walked out the door.    A few moments later, the door opened and Neji walked out with a bag of what you assumed was clothes.    You walked in silence with a grumpy Neji.    "You know I'm not too happy about this either. I didn't think he'd make you come with me."    "Whatever, too late now, let's just hurry up so it can be over," Neji spoke calmly.    It was going to be a very rough time for you.    The two of you arrived at your home.  You showed Neji to a guest room and left him to go cook dinner.  You made a simple ramen dish for the two of you, calling Neji down for dinner.    "There's your dinner, hope you like it," you said, putting the dish in front of the ninja sitting at the table.    You left to grab your own dish and two glasses of water before sitting down across from Neji and starting to eat.    "Thank you for the food, Y/N," Neji said, finishing his food and standing up to take his dishes to the kitchen.      You stopped him, now done with your own food.    "I'll get the dishes. You are my guest after all," you said with a fake smile, "You just go up and get some sleep, I'll clean."    He looked as if he were going to disagree, but shut his mouth and left anyways.    You finished cleaning and went to check if Neji needed anything before I went to bed myself.  When I knocked on his door, I got no response, so I assumed he was asleep.    You then went to your own room and got ready to go to bed, stripping to nothing but a pair of underwear and a tank top.    You laid in bed forever, tossing and turning. Not being able to sleep sucked.  Finally, after a struggle, you fell asleep.    After sleeping for a while, you woke up with a certain feeling in between your legs.  Your mind just loved having some wet dreams and leaving you to wake up feeling some kinda way.    You decided to glance at the clock, wondering if you could do what you wanted without being woken up by Neji.  You saw that it was 12:00 am.  Well, Neji would be asleep, so you figured it would be fine.    You took your hand and slid it down your body to the bottom of your tank top before pulling it over your head and throwing it across the room to the dirty clothes basket.    You then let your hand wander across your exposed skin, landing on your chest and playing with your boobs.  After teasing yourself for a while, you finally slid your hand down to where you needed it most.  You played with the waistband of your underwear, allowing yourself to pull them down your legs and off of you completely.    You took your hand and started just rubbing your fingers up and down, feeling how turned on you were.  This caused you to let out a small moan. Jesus, you had barely even touched yourself and you were already moaning.    Then you heard a knock on your door.  Shit. It was obviously gonna be Neji, he was the only person here.    You quickly covered yourself with your blankets and told him to come in.    The door opened, revealing a shirtless Neji. Oh dear god, now that you've seen him shirtless, your crush is never gonna go away.  He probably doesn't wear a shirt to bed.  You found yourself picturing his chest against yours as he pulled you in for a kiss.    Neji gained you focus by speaking.    "I thought that I heard a loud bang like someone fell, so I thought I'd come check on you."    "Oh, I heard it too, it was just the neighbor, he comes home drunk sometimes and falls on his face when he reaches his porch."    "Oh, okay."    He was about to leave and close the door when he stopped and looked back up at you.    "Are you alright, you're really flushed?" He asked, sounding genuinely concerned.    "Oh, uh yeah, I'm fine," you prayed he didn't notice your underwear on the floor.  You also hoped that if he did notice the underwear, that he didn't notice that they were fucking soaked.    As if the universe was just telling him everything you didn't want him to see, he looked down and noticed your underwear. His eyes darted from you to the underwear and back to you.    "Oh, I see why you're flushed," Neji smirked at you. He actually did something other than frown at you.  You though to yourself that you may die from seeing that damn smirk.    "It's not what it looks like," you tried to save yourself.    "Really? It isn't?" He spoke as he stepped in the room and shut the door, "because I think I know exactly what it is."    He took slow steps to your bed.  Almost teasing you.    "Nope, definitely isn't what you think," you knew this was a lost cause, but you weren't gonna give up so easily.    "Well, then, if you weren't doing what I assume you were, then lift up the blanket," he crossed his arms across his chest, the smirk still resting on his face.    "Well, I guess you've got me there, I can't lift up the blanket," you admitted to the boy in front of you.    "Well, you could always lift the blanket anyways," he took a few steps closer, eventually reaching the bed and sitting down beside you.    "What?"    "I said, you could always lift the blanket anyways.  If you don't want to, you don't have to, and I'll leave and we can ignore this, but I'd be just fine if you did lift it," he winked at you.  He was giving you an out, not pressuring you, but boy was he sexy while he was doing it.    You reached out and wrapped your hand around the back of his neck, pulling him so he was right in front of you.  He was so hot with his hair down and you were so overwhelmed. Your crush was a few inches away from you, your lips so close to touching.    He closed the distance, tired of waiting for the kiss.  You immediately let yourself melt into his touch.  You lips moved against his own and you found a steady rhythm.  A minute later you pulled away for air.    "Neji, I, wow, that was, wow," you spoke, flustered.    "I agree," he chuckled.    Oh dear god his chuckle.  You'd never heard him do anything other than be serious. His chuckle was surprising, but it was music to your ears.  He must've noticed the stupid grin on your face because he spoke up.    "What?" he looked confused.    "Nothing, your chuckle is just really cute," you admitted, looking down.    He took this as a chance to lean down and capture your lips in another passionate kiss.    Now kissing him was great, but kissing wasn't gonna cure the need between your legs. You decide to speed this up by flipping him over your body and onto the bed next to you.    "Hey Neji," you said before crawling out from under the blanket.    "Yeah?"    "Promise not to judge me.  Nobody's ever seen me like this before," you said shyly.    "Of course I won't," Neji responded, his voice becoming soft.    You then pulled the blankets off and moved to straddle the boy.    "Y/n," he whispered out.    "I knew it was stupid, forget it," you said, beginning to crawl off of him because you were afraid he didn't like the way you looked.    "Hey," he spoke as he grabbed your waist, holding you close, "where are you going?"    "I knew you'd think I wasn't pretty, I just knew it," you got insecure all of a sudden.    "You are absolutely beautiful, Y/N, your personality, your face, your body. It's all perfect to me," he let his thumbs trace patterns on your waist.    You raised your head from his shoulder to look at him.    "Really?"    "I wouldn't lie about that," he kissed you again.    He began to pull away from the kiss, but before he could you grabbed his face and pulled him into an even deeper kiss.  This kiss quickly grew heated.  You felt like you were under some sort of spell.  The way he kissed you felt unreal, it made you feel like you were loved.  You could stay here with him like this forever.    Unfortunately, you both needed some more oxygen, so you were forced to break the kiss.  You both pulled away and you rested your forehead on his.    You took this moment as a chance to grind your hips down onto his to test the waters.  Luckily for you, he seemed to enjoy the kiss just as much, so when you rolled your hips against his, you earned a deep groan.  It came from his chest and he closed his eyes, allowing his hips to buck up slightly.    "Is that okay?" you asked Neji, not wanting to push too far.    "Yeah, it's good," he was breathing a little harder than normal.    With a sudden confidence gain, you gave Neji another deep kiss before kissing your way down his body.  When you reached his waistband, you stopped and peppered his hip bones and lower stomach.  He didn't seem to mind you staying like that for a while.  After teasing his skin for a while, you brought one of your hands to his lower thigh, before lightly tracing up the inside of his leg and reaching the bottom of his shorts.      You let your hand move further up his legs, still over his shorts until you reached his prominent bulge.  You let your hand apply pressure there, causing Neji to let out another groan.  You would never get tired of hearing him sound like that.    "Y/N," he almost begged.  You didn't take Neji as much of a sub in bed, but here you were, on top of him, causing little whimpers to leave his mouth.    Deciding he had been teased enough, you finally reached to his waistband with both hands, to which he responded by lifting his hips, allowing you to take off his shorts and boxers in one go.    Now, being a virgin, you had never been in this situation before, so seeing his size took you by surprise.  You knew enough about sex to know what was supposed to happen, but knowing and doing are two different things.    Still unsure of what to do, you moved your head towards him and began to lick up and down Neji's hard member.  You decided to just go ahead and go all in, finally taking him in your mouth, lips wrapped around his head.    His hips bucked up into your mouth, which took you by surprise, but it wasn't all that bad.    "S- Sorry," Neji moaned. He clearly didn't mean to buck into your mouth like that, but you assumed that he was just enjoying it, so his hips bucked subconsciously.    You pulled off of him then, kissing your way back up his body before reaching his face again.    "It's alright," you kissed him on his lips.    As you were kissing, Neji saw an opportunity to flip you over, allowing him to hover over you.    Something about the way he was just inches away from you, his left arm holding his body above you was downright erotic.  His chest was pressed right up against yours, both of your bodies covered in a thin sheen of sweat. He let his right arm roam your body, landing at your knee and pulling your leg up around his waist, grinding against you.    The feeling of him grinding into you with no clothes was amazing, it made you see stars.    He moved his way down your body, copying your actions from earlier.  He left marks down your body, nibbling every once in a while as he lowered to where you needed him most.    The view of him in between your thighs was almost enough to cum right then and there.    "Can I?" he mumbled in between kisses to your inner thighs.    "Y- Yes, please," you breathed out.  You needed him.    He wasted no time in putting his mouth to work.  You moaned and your back arched as his tongue flattened while he licked in between your legs.  Your hands made their was to his hair and grabbed as he ate you out.    "Neji, oh god, oh please," you moaned, encouraging Neji even more.    After hearing you moan his name like that, he gained the courage to let his tongue to dip into your heat and curl up.    "Oh, god, Neji, I'm gonna, I'm gon-" you were cut off by your own moan as pleasure took over your body.    Your back arched, your grip in Neji's hair tightened, and you moaned so loud, you thought the neighbors would hear.  As your back arched, Neji's hand supported you by placing it on your lower back.    Neji kept eating you out, allowing you to come down from your high.    After you had come down, Neji worked his way back up your body, kissing you gently when he reached your lips.    "Neji, please, I just need you," you moaned, bucking you hips up so he would get the hint.    "Are you sure?" Neji asked you, rubbing against your entrance.    "Yes, please Neji," you moaned out.    With that, Neji took his time in moving in, not wanting to hurt you.    After he was fully inside you, he stopped to let you adjust.  He seemed to know what he was doing, he knew just what to do.    "Are you ready for me to move?"      "N-Not yet. It's my first time, sorry," you felt like you were taking to long to adjust.    "It's okay, and it's my first time too, so don't worry," he gave you a few gentle kisses, as if to reassure you.    After Neji had kissed you, you felt comfortable enough for him to move.    "Okay, you can move now," you spoke quietly.    "Are you sure?" God, he was so sweet, he didn't wanna hurt you.    "100%"    He then pulled out slowly before thrusting back in, gaining a stead rhythm.  The pain started to dissipate, turning to pleasure,    "God, Y/N, feels so good," Neji let out a moan as he picked up his pace.    Then, as if his mind decided to clear up all of a sudden, his hips stopped and his eyes went wide.    "What? What's wrong?" you asked worriedly.    "Condom," Neji was freaking out because he had forgot about condoms.    You giggled.    "Why are you laughing? I'm being serious."    "Because I'm on birth control for my periods," you were still chuckling slightly.    "Well, you could've told me that before now," Neji let out a breath of relief.    "Well, now you know, so could we get back to what we were doing?"    He just shook his head at how goofy you were being, before thrusting again.    You moaned at the sudden attention.      He held your body close to his as he moved inside you.    The two of you were in your own world, the only thing that mattered was the person in front of you.  You completed each other, moving together perfectly. You'd be happy to stay like this forever, with Neji holding you close.    "Y/N I'm really close, I'm not gonna be able to last much longer," Neji moaned in your ear.    "Me too, Neji, please don't stop," you barely got out the words as he hit that special spot inside you.    You moaned louder that you had all night.    "Yes, oh god, right there, Neji, right there," you nearly yelled.    He kept up the pace, but made sure to hit the same pace inside you with each thrust, wanting to give you the most pleasure you had ever felt.  If that really was his goal, he was definitely accomplishing it.    He had already given you one mind blowing orgasm tonight. Yet you thought he may raise the bar even higher with the next one.    "Fuck, Neji, oh I'm cumming, Neji, oh," your back arched even further into the male above you as you reached your peak.    Neji kept thrusting as you came down from your orgasm, moving to reach his own high.    You spasming around him sent him over the edge.  He grunted your name over and over as he weakly thrusted a few more times before stilling inside you.    Neji then collapsed on you, moving to lay his head on your chest.  You smiled down at him as he laid there, breathing heavily.  You moved one hand up to rest on Neji's back and trace patterns on his spine.    "That. Was. Amazing," Neji breathed out, looking up at you.    "Agreed," you replied, also out of breath.    After a few moments of silence you spent just looking each other in the eyes, Neji finally spoke.    "I'm sorry," he whispered.    "For what?" was he sorry for having sex with you? Did he regret it?    "For looking down on you all those years.  I only did it because I knew if you tried you could be a great ninja.  I guess in my mind, I was just trying to push you to become the ninja I knew you could become," Neji spoke softly.    "It's alright, Neji, in a way you did encourage me to become stronger.  You encouraged me to train hard with Kakashi every day so I could still be strong," you explained, "The only reason I wasn't in the academy with you was because my parents never believed I'd be good enough without my family's kekkei genkai."    "Well screw them, you're absolutely amazing," Neji huffed out, moving to hover over you again, resting his forehead on yours, "you are a strong, gorgeous, and intelligent young woman, and I love that about you."    "Thank you Neji, it really means a lot to me," you smiled, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him in to kiss you.    He was the first to pull away from the kiss.    "Now, I'm gonna make up for all those years," he spoke.    "What do you me-" you were cut off when you felt Neji's hand rubbing up and down the inside of you thigh.    Neji then let his hand spread your legs even wider, nudging your leg away, giving him access to what he was looking for.    He didn't take long to tease you, quickly taking his finger to rub a few circles around your hole before slipping in.  Your breath was already picking up again, still enjoying the attention he was giving you.    "Oh Neji, god, feels too good, don't stop," you moaned to the ninja hovering above you.    Your breath was speeding up even more.  You had no clue how he managed to make you feel so good.  I mean, he said he was a virgin.  How the hell did he know how to please a woman like this?      You bit your lip to hold back your moans, feeling slightly embarrassed by how good he made you feel.    "Don't hold back, Y/N, let me hear how good I make you feel.  Let me hear you."    Oh dear god, Neji was gonna be the death of you.  It seemed like every word out of his mouth caused you to melt.  You really need to calm the fuck down or you'll have a damn heart attack.    "Does this feel good? You like that?" he said, curling his fingers up as he thrusted them as deep as he could.    "Fuck, yes, yes, feels so good Neji."    He then moved down your body, leaving a trail of kisses on your skin.    While he used his fingers to pleasure you, he let his tongue focus on playing with your clit.  He then removed his fingers and switched the position of his fingers and his tongue.  His tongue was now moving in and out of you at a fairly quick pace as Neji's fingers moved to play with your clit.    He then stopped everything, pulling away from you completely.    If only you knew what he had in store for you.    He moved up and grabbed your hips before flipping the two of you over, letting you sit on his hips.    You decided to take control of the situation and do something you had always thought about.    You slid yourself down Neji's body, stopping when you were straddling one of his thighs.  When you were settled there, you began to slowly move up and down Neji's thighs, grinding yourself down and pleasuring yourself.    "Mmm feels so good, Neji, god yes," you moaned.    "Come up here, Y/N," Neji motioned for you to come back up to where he was.    You obliged, moving up to straddle his hips again. He took his hands and grabbed your hips, lifting you off his hips and moving you beside him.    "Can you get on all fours for me, Y/N?" he asked you.    You obeyed him again, moving to get on all fours.  As you settled there, Neji laid down, his face right in between your legs.    He took your hips in his hands again, pulling you down to his face.  Oh my fucking god, he wanted you to sit on his face.  You definitely weren't gonna protest.    He brought one of his hands up to thrust into you, while his tongue took care of everything else.  Oh, this was definitely how you die.    You were no gonna last long like this if he kept up with what he was doing.    "Neji, oh fuck, god it feels so good, keep going, just like that."    Your words caused him to moan into your core, sending another jolt of pleasure up your spine, shivers moving through your body.    "I'm gonna cum soon, Neji, you make me feel so good, fuck."    This caused him to speed up his actions, moving faster than he had all night.  He knew how to hit every single pleasure point in your whole body.  Everything he did, every movement he made, made you feel perfect.  Every damn thing brought you closer to the edge, but his words are what finally put you over the edge.    Neji pulled his mouth away from you to encourage you.    "God, you're absolutely beautiful, Y/N. Are you gonna cum for me? Cum for me," Neji said to you, his voice sounded so god damn sensual.    That was it, you came for the third time that night, back arching again, Neji's fingers still moving inside you, working you down from your orgasm.      After you came down from the peak, you moved to lay on Neji's chest, your breath coming out more as gasps.    "God, you are absolutely amazing, Neji," you spoke as you moved your head to look at him.    "You're amazing, Y/N." he replied, emphasizing that you were amazing, while implying that he wasn't.    "Oh shush," you giggled, dropping your head back down to his chest.    Neji took one of his hands to your hip, the other resting behind his head. The hand holding you traced patterns across your hips and lower back.  You drifted off to sleep on Neji's chest, loving the feeling of his chest rising and falling with his breathing.    Maybe Neji Hyuga wasn't so bad after all.
~fin~
That was not what I first imagined when I started writing but here we are. SO sorry for the weird carrot joke, but it was part of the prompt I was given so I had to roll with it. Oops. Vote, comment, and suggest ideas if you'd like, it'd really help me out. Thanks so much!!
-Smutty-Chan
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choisgirls · 7 years
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Yo yo homie Joe! I was wondering how the RFA boys would react to MC being gay af? Idk why but I think about this a lot.
A/N: Okay so the way Iread this is a female!MC being gay af and how the boys react to not being ableto be with her because she likes girls, right??? Since you asked how the boysspecifically would react??? Sorry if it’s wrong and you wanted a male!mcinstead, just lemme know when requests are opened again! ^^ ~Admin 404
*YOOSUNG:
           -He was excited as hell to meetsomeone as nice and caring as you!
           -You reminded him so much of Rika sighand he just couldn’t believe it!
           -Of course he wanted someone likeyou in his life!!!
           -But he couldn’t figure out why youkept treating him like… like a little brother?
           -He’s trying so hard to flirt withyou?? What is happening??
           -Is hE JUST TERRIBLE AT THIS?
           -OH NO WHAT SHOULD HE DO? SHOULD HEASK ZEN FOR HELP?
           -So he decided to kind of shyly askyou on a date and was a little sad when you turned him down
           -When you explained that, asflattered as you were, you weren’t really into guys and he actually took itreally well!
           -Like! Fuck yeah! I’ll just get aclose enough friend to call my sister! After a little while passed where hecould get over his crush on you, everything was a-okay because?? He’scompletely fine with another sister????
*ZEN:
           -Couldn’t understand why you weren’tfalling for any of his charms
           -Sure, you always told him he wasattractive and all that but??? You didn’t seem to be falling into his pool oflove??
           -Which he was fine with of course,not everyone has to be head over heels for him or anything but…
           -He did kind of hope that maybe youwere just shy??? And maybe you had a crush on him like he did you???
           -But you didn’t even have to tellhim you were into girls. The two of you got close enough to hang out, and youseemed to show interest in Jaehee
           -That’s when it all clicked that,‘wow, MC isn’t into dudes, damn’
           -A little disappointed, but quicklyover it
           -Because noW HE IS GOING TO DOEVERYTHING HE CAN AS A WINGMAN
           -YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET ASS HE’STRYING TO SET UP HIS TWO BEST FRIENDS
           -Just wants you to be happy and inlove, and if it’s not with him then he is gonna do his beST to make damn surethat you are, no matter who you end up with
*JUMIN:
           -Isn’t usually interested in women(or men…)
           -But took an extreme interest in you
           -So when you always kind of(politely) rejected his attempts to give you over-the-top gifts trying to showhis affection, he always got really sad
           -He just couldn’t figure out what hewas doing wrong??? Did you just not like the gifts?? Should he try harder??
           -You were always visiting his officebuilding, but mainly for his assistant. Why?
           -Seriously he had to have Saeyoungpoint out different things so he could start to piece it all together
           -Actually really broken-hearted whenhe realized you were into girls
           -Like?? Now he has absolutely nochance with you
           -But you couldn’t figure out why hestarted to avoid you for a few weeks??
           -He had to come back and apologizeto you for being a jerk and disappearing like he did
           -After a long, thought-out, andcareful explanation, he apologized for how he had acted, and for not taking yourfeelings into account
           -Which is like?? The sweetest thinghe could do considering he usually wouldn’t apologize?
*SAEYOUNG:
           -Already hid the fact that he likedyou
           -So hiding it even more didn’tbother him
           -He would just admire you from afarand do all he could to make sure you’re happy
           -So when he went further into thefile he made for you about your information, he stumbled upon the fact thatyou’ve never had a boyfriend
           -You’ve had a few girlfriends,though
           -BAM, sudden realization
           -That being said, he definitely keep his feelings for youhidden because wow he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable or anything
           -No one likes rejecting anyone else.Especially when said person is a good friend
           -So, being the friend that he was, healways attempted to set you up with good girls!!
           -Lowkey he was just really excitedthat he wasn’t the only one who liked the same sex i hardcore hc thatsaeyoung is like pansexual yall
           -You’re like his best friend in thewhole world and he will do ANYTHING FOR YOU
           -ANYTHING
 *V:
           -Completely okay with it from thestart
           -Isn’t even disappointed??
           -Like, he was just… really happyfor you?
           - uhh okay jihyun thats not weirdat all???
           -He explained that he was just happythat you’re true to yourself and love whoever you love with all of your heart
           -That’s what he always did and hewas just really happy that you did as well
           -I mean come on… he loved…Rika…. despite her being….. this big ass snake
           -And despite alL SHE DID WRONG IMSORRY BUT FUCK RIKA
           -You just loved and loved and eventhough there were more than likely some hate thrown your way, you just didn’tcare???
           -Was he sad he couldn’t share thatkind of love with you? He couldn’t even tell to be honest with you
           -He was able to share truefriendship love and that made him just as happy!
           -As long as someone as bright andcaring as you were in his life in some sort of way, it was all okie dokie withhim
*SAERAN:
           -Also wasn’t very interested in anysort of relationship
           -So he didn’t care what team youplayed for
           -He did kind of get a crush on youthough
           -But he’s a cool dude. He’s a toughguy. He can keep it to himself.
           - *Finger guns*
           -SEEING IT WAS A DIFFERENT STORYTHOUGH
           -Seeing you flirt with another girlkinda hit him hard?
           -Like okay he’s fine with samegender love and all that
           -He just didn’t realize his crush onyou was as big as it was??
           -So that was the extent of hissadness though
           -Because he knows that’s notsomething you can choose or “get over” like some people seem to think
           -Just accepts it. Whatever. Did hehave a chance anyway if you were into dudes? Probably not. That’s how he helpedhimself cope with it all
           - someone save the poor baby
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survivorjordanpines · 6 years
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Episode 1 Pt 1: I’m Gonna Snatch her Weave so Hard she’ll be Seeing Stars. - Charlotte
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I'M ON THE PENIS TRIBE WHAT THE FUCK
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LMFAOOOOO THE FACT THAT REGAN WAS WILLING TO RETURN TO A SEASON HOSTED BY J O R D A N P I N E S IS HILARIOUS I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY All jokes aside, it's great to be back! So far I have met Lily and Amanda, who are new to me, and then there's Chrissa....yikes. I voted her out of Wikia Main ORG, but I think we've patched up things. I get Jack back, yes! More to come soon!
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MISS KEISHA....MISS KEISHA!!!! Oh my fuckin god shes fuckin dead
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That Adam on the other tribe sucks. I don’t like anything about him but especially not his hair. He seems like someone who gets really upset about ice cream sundaes 
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I'm shook Jordan casted Regan
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I AM SO OVERWHELMED MY TRIBE IS SO ICONIC WHAT
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First confessional of the season here we go. First impressions of my tribe...... Charlotte: Who? Ive heard she’s an icon but she also hosts the same game as L.A. Karen: icon that I think likes me, Alliance Member, probably gonna be my #1 Jaiden: crazy lunatic flop who will hopefully overcast myself being a crazy lunatic flop Regan: female jaiden David: pretty sure he has a beef with me rip L.A.: hosts a game with Charlotte, I’ll probably target them Adam: heard he’s an icon, don’t know why but that makes me scared I can’t remember who the other 2 are so they’re probably irrelevant 
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I’m here and I’m ready to party! I’m sad Sambrina isn’t on my tribe she seems pretty cool. That Ryan guy can suck an egg 
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Literally why did I do this. Jordan Pines better love me forever. #regrets
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So like we got some pretty iconic people on this season like Chrissa. I love that girl. Anyways, my tribe seems like a good bunch of people and I am already predicting Charlotte doing well. I need to work with her so that I can get far as well then cut her off cause from what I know that girl is good at this game. These people seem like a good group because I am already getting messages from them and not to them. So I think it will be really good to be here. Having two tribe go to tribal is ugly because now he HAVE to win. I wish Adam the best of luck and will not blame him if we fail. Good luck to myself!
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I hate writing confessionals so TBH I probably won't do very many. In the past I've always played as a very loyal player and I think that's what people will expect from me in this game. Ha, jokes on them, I'm here for blood and I can't wait to bathe in it. Playing loyal got me eighth place the last time I played TS and I don't plan on flopping again - actually, that's probably not true, but let's pretend I actually stand a chance. I think my tribe is alright but we're going to have some stiff competition. A lot of the "threats" from past games are on the nahte and nadroj tribe so the fact that only one tribe can win immunity is a little inconvenient. I'm also sad that RTP isn't on my tribe. His intro video was just fun. I need to make it to the first tribe swap or the merge so I can play with Ryan! But anyways, let's do first impressions because people - for some reason - care about those. Adam: I don't know him and I haven't heard of him either. I liked his intro though so he seems like he could be someone fun to play with in this game. I guess we'll find out more but he had some good ideas for the flag so - phew, I think he'll be a good addition to the tribe. David: Oh look, another person I haven't heard of or know. I have a feeling this is going to be a trend. He seems nice enough? It's been a day, Joyce, I don't know these kids yet. Kage: Alright so Kage and I were the first people in the group, so we had a chance to talk a wee bit before we got the rest of our tribe. I like him TBH. We never got a chance to play together in any previous games so I think this could be interesting. Karen: I HAVE ONLY HEARD NICE THINGS ABOUT KAREN. I'm excited to see if we can work together in this game but I am a little worried because I think she'd be more likely to work with LA than me in this game. What's that? I'm worried someone wants to work with LA? lol. Cage: We haven't had a chance to talk much but I think he might be GMT so maybe that'll happen this morning?? IDK the wiki says he's in the US so maybe I'm wrong. Regan: Of fucking course Regan is on my tribe. I love Regan, don't get me wrong, but "Fought" in the VL and she rage quit before the cast reveal. LMAO oops. Here's hoping she doesn't vote me out for pointing out that she was wrong about Taylor Swift's live performance dates. I hate that I even knew enough to contradict her wrong statements. Ugh. I hate me. Jaiden: I am actually so excited to have Jaiden on my tribe. I just hosted him on Themyscira so I kinda think I know how his brain works?? He likes to be chaotic and make big moods and you can never trust him as far as you can throw him. I like to think that he might work with me, just because we do get along, but you never know. Jaiden is a wild card. If I decide I want to play messy, he's a great guy to do it with. LA: Bitch needs to go. Seriously. There's absolutely no way the two of us can work together in this game because it puts a huge target on our backs. If we lose, I lowkey want to campaign to send her ass home. It'll only help my game. Rafael: I was so hyped to see Rafael on my tribe. I just watched him play in IOS and was annoyed I didn't draft him because his VL confessionals are hilarious. I really hope we are able to work together in this game. That's my goal. Also can you believe Jordan threw all of the Geminis on one tribe? Fuck, we're going to murder each other. I love it. 
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Hilo! Im back for another season..aka my 6th time. I swear I dont love myself but im only here to have fun so whatever. 30 PPL? and im not?!? on the icons tribe!??! okie whatever idk any of those irrelevant ppl anyways..like who the fuck are these ppl? (king andreas ur not included) anyways evaluation time because i love reading what ppl say about me so im sure ppl feel the same way MY TRIBE: Allison-we did a tribe call last night and she literally rubbed me the wrong way. How can you be that annoying? I seriously dont know. And it was just her and alex and jordan and i on the call at one point and she said something rude just as i was telling them bye for the night. Like literally leave? Amanda-We played in Maldives but i dont really count that because we were on the opposite tribe and i was second boot. I mean Im trying to connect with her ...but nothing bad to say about her. But also nothing good? ya feel me? Chrissa- Idk what to say about her :c sorry girl Drew- oh drew, we have such a weird relationship. Weve played in sides and mains together and for the first 3 times ive snatched him and now hes returning the favor. If I remember correctly were actually even now. BUT IM DYING TO PLAY WITH HIM AND HAVE HIM BE LOYAL. Lets be real I cant send him home as long as there is a redemption island fkjsdhfkdshf Jack- Andreas was his mentor in whatever shitty game steffen hosted? so idk if i can use that to my advantage or not. Liam- mY LITERAL SON! I LOVE HIM. After i forced rocks in india and he left i felt so bad so i will literally try to save him as much as possible and ill be super loyal to him. my love LIAM I LOVE U Lily-LOL regan hates her so if u think im not going to use this to my advantage ur so wrong. I love her she is so adorably cute. I want to keep her as a pet. And it makes me happy regan hates her ahahhahahahah. Madison- again..sorry idk her? Nick- WHO? The I hate jp tribe (also can we talk about who is on this tribe...jordan what...are u trying to do ...all these players are messy?) anyways Adam- irrelevant Charlotte-literal queen/ i hosted her before and i adore her so much David- DAVID ROBB I LOVE U Gage- ok but what kinda...name? Jaiden- JORDAN PINES WHY WOUIKLD U DPO THIS TO ME? WHY WOULD U DO THIS TO ANYONE? LET ME LIVE! hes crazy . pls let him live a short life Kage- hes so funny, and hes also messy so like....omg? but i deadass have him under control so i love that bitch Karen- can i just say shes so  cute and we met in person and shes cuter in person. Fucking 10/10 would bang. I love her so much. But she never makes it to swap so L.A- literally love. I hosted them as well Raffy- who are u? Regan-ok but like shes obsessed with me and i think in like...a friend way idk hopefully in a friendway lool i think im the only one who can control her so this is going to be fun if she lasts and i get to play w her Icons tribe Andreas-LITERALLY MY BESTFRIEND EVER LITERALLY I LOVE HIM ANDREAS WE ARE CO WINNING I LOVE U SO MUCH!! the rest of the icon tribe can suck it because literally yall are all ugly and just really fucking irrelevant to me? like why are u icons? idk you????????? uhuh
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I love this cast, holy shit. Being on the same tribe with Char is gonna be hard, people know we are friends and we have some of our Themyscira kids in here so this will be interesting. We already know we're gonna be gunning for each other at some point. KAREN (heart eyes) I also REALLY wanna work with Jaiden tbh
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I love frogs and I currently am aligned with my whole tribe except for two people. 
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6th time.... Holy Kawolski. This time around I'm just going to try to make it as far as I can. I'm taking it one day at a time and not focusing too long term. So im on the Legends/Icons tribe and I feel out of place. 7 of these people played TS before me, and I still feel like the new kid on the block.... isn't that crazy? I also see a lot of familiar faces in this cast so I'll have to deal with that eventually. Right now I think my struggle is theirs so many old school people that all know each other. Who thought it was a good idea putting Ari, RTP, Jessica, and Casey on the same tribe ??? I think I wanna try to form some sort of alliance with them though. If all of us who played a bunch of times can band together then I think it may be better for all of us. We shall be targeted eventually, we shouldn't go after each other on top of that. I think the only person who might have an issue with me is RTP. I got him out in Easter, but this time around I understand how he likes to play so I need to cater around that. No personal talk - just game. Let's rocket.
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The tribe seems to be very connected through the first challenge. I've been talking a lot with Kage and he seems like a potential ally for me. Throughout the day, the tribe has spoken with each other in the tribe chat and sadly I was not able to participate a lot because of school. The people most in it were Karen, Regan, and Adam. I sense that they could be working together down the line if this behavior keeps up. I want to try and continue communications with Kage as well as trying to get on Charlotte's good side. 
Kage wants to work with Charlotte, LA, and I in an alliance. I think this will work well for us in the long run. He also wants to have one other person in this alliance they the two of us control so that if it were to come down to it, it would be 3 vs. 2 with us having the majority. I feel that this is a good plan, but we lack the fifth person. I hope I can try and find someone or Kage does. Pray and hope! I am talking with LA more though so I hope this establishes the groundwork for us to be allies.
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Oh man, oh man, oh man. Looks like I'm putting my faith in Sarah to be a power duo. I love her to death, I really do, but I really do hope she means what she says and doesn't try to cut me loose early. 
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I cant believe I might have to align with R*gan but thats what it looks like its coming down to. Karen is my favorite minion. I love Gage, Everyone else idk ha
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ok so my tribe......... has the WORST ideas for this flag and like adam was gonna do it????/on??/paint????/ this tribe is already selfdestructing anyway as much as I hate jp like I don't want a flag with us murdering him??? ugh anyway I think I have an ides but itll be blandish
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@the flag making challenge and our flag specifically The supportive tribemate in me: https://media.giphy.com/media/l3JDFJncJHteKIYzm/giphy.gif The pessimist in me: https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/skirt-vintage-mean-girls.gif?w=650 The try-hard comp queen in me: https://media.giphy.com/media/115nGRivk9zjkA/giphy.gif The realist in me, seeing RTP on the icons tribe and knowing I'll never make something better anyway: https://media.giphy.com/media/Hb0mP3CTazPmU/giphy.gif Me today: https://media.thedailytouch.com/2014/11/shaun-dead-gif-pub.gif
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So, I like my tribe, they're all very nice people. BUT! They are very weak willed. Like I feel like I've got to kindergarten teacher them into getting work done. Lots of exclamation points and happy encouragement. It's only because you've got us doing this stupid arts and crafts challenge. Mr. "Too Lazy to Make the Flags Himself". I like Charlotte the best, she's being very helpful. Karen annoys me kind of but she's the one with photoshop so I need her. Kage is cool but he doesn't seem to have anything to offer to the challenge. Same with a bunch of them really. Like everyone is very friendly and excited but no one really offers up any ideas or help. LA gave us the good idea about word art but didn't really back it up with anything so me and Charlotte figured it out on our own. Like I don't really want to be the leader but everyone is such a follower. Like I wanted to gather minions but damn I don't need this many. Someones gotta be voted out at some point. Whatever, I'm just tryna get everyone to like me, because people really only align with the people they like. Idk, this game is stupid and I don't have time for it but I'm already in it so I'll at least try. "Tumblr Survivor Jordan Pines" What kind of idiot let this happen
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Adam is really doing that with this challenge. There is no way that he would be able to be voted out after this level of participation. 
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so I love the flag idk if it will win but i love it, I am in a perpetual panic attack right now generally for today in general and shit that happrened yesterday. But I hope we win I need something good. 
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Well, I thought I'd finally break down how things are going. Looking at this cast I see a lot of familiar faces. Like, A LOT! We have: Jack, my student from Kvaloya. We were paired together however we never had the chance to play together. In this game we have no reason to play together and I think he would trust me easily because of our past. I'm not really loyal to him and I don't feel a need to work with him if we do end up on the same tribe. Gage, we were on a tribe together very briefly in Kvaloya. We went to a tribal but I always felt he was up to no good. I still feel that way lmao. Liam, we were also on a tribe in Kvaloya. However, we did work together - more trust on his side then mine BUT he's a solid guy none the less. Kage, O M G. HA. I literally orchestrated everything about his elimination in Great Lakes from Day 1. I lied to people about him and started rumors and ultimately got him to sent to Redemption Island where I single handily sent him home. He has reason to want me out but we have a good relationship outside of games so we shall see. Drew, I'm happy to see him here! We worked together in Bangladesh but we never completely trusted each other. However, we were grouped together and I think we could work well together. Hopefully he feels the same way. SARAH LYNN, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. Actually one of my best friends in the whole world. I went to visit her once. She's my final 2, I don't care what people think or say. We have each others back 100% and I can't wait until we can play together on the same tribe. Karen, HA. Another person who I contributed greatly to their elimination. But I think she's someone I want to work with so I think we can put Easter Island behind us. Ryan, I sent him in Easter and I can't read him for shit so is he still mad at me ? We shall never know. Emma, MOM!!!! I love Emma and honestly I'm so happy we're on the same tribe ! Someone I know I can trust. Regan and Casey have also hosted me so I have good working relationships with them. So on our tribe we have a lot of people who were old school TS. I'm trying to like remind people we all need to have each others backs, as if we don't then these new people will target us. Hopefully their listening to me. I'm very aware of the friendships these people and I'm trying to get in with Ari/Jess/Ryan as I think they would be able to take me the furthest. Cole and I also talked and we mentioned how we wanna go far together so thank GOD i got him! I like him, hes real and I respect that. I think I also plan on playing a very social game. I want people to want to tell me their secrets and such. So for the challenge it's flag making and I decided to make the flag because I knew I could do an A++ flag, so I hope we win with it! ALSO so i found on the rule page a puzzle to a secret advantage and i did it and I was too late :( Someone has one and i'm not happy !!!!!!!!! I think it might be Drew, hes smart like that.
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