#but irl

[googoogagahearteyes]

Just a statistic I’m interested in finding out :)

Like for me it would depend on who it was etc etc but overall still a yes bc it would be funny yknow

[kdinjenzen]

People have been asking for a selfie again for a while, so here, a selfie.

And thighs.

[frenzyarts]

THIS AD CANNOT BE REAL 😭😭😭😭😭

[femmefeedist]

Holy shit you look chubby. Athlete? Lol, get real. Let's see you attempt some sit-ups and then come back and tell us how athletic you feel

it's SO hot to think that even though in many ways I still feel like I could easily go back to being fit and in shape, just the *thought* of having to do a workout makes me want to just gorge myself on the couch instead of doing any physical exertion

[leonelmolinari]

I had a random idea of smth like "Rain world creatures but in their irl version" and did this doodle lmao

[eugenephosgene]

hmmmm give me some hcs about a god of forgotten people

[zaliyours]

when one of our first conversations i remembered was about how much Spring Day by BTS suited SatoSugu so much, then you left without goodbye on the first day of 2024 spring (March 19th) <3

[so-much-for-subtlety]

I haven’t hooked up through sniffies (yet!) but it’s somehow comforting to open it up and know you’re surrounded by horny men.

[justkanraartworks]

Can't wait to forget I made this, and get fucking jump scared when I walk into my office tomorrow.....

[burningchandelier]

Sorry my cat flagged you post as inappropriate when she batted at the phone in my hand just now.

Yeah, she didn’t think it was funny, so she reported you.

[nbnbd]

Hey! Don't be sad.

Hole!

[valeriesrevenge]

yes my boss is evil but she’s also a woman so I support it

[paracawsal]

s u p e r b o o p

[nervous-trash]

This is my friends oc called benry

[daddysroyalwhore]

To my future murderer:

Just be sure I look cute when you (fuck my body before and after you) kill me and leave me to rot.

[sorrywhatdidyousay]

I don't understand why people don't do fake engagements more often.

Lets go to the fucking olive garden and have a tearful "will you marry me?" And get free dessert, come back a week later and have the nastiest divorce and leave people STUNNED

better yet, lets go get fucking married (cheap venue, but make people give us nice wedding gifts) and get our family pissed off (gay wedding/if they're shocked you never mentioned dating) then when they ask about our significant other we just say "yeah, they got hit by a car" and never bring it up ever again.

THEN we go to couples counseling. We start to make up wildly descriptive reasons to hate one another and see how long it takes for the counselor to catch on that we aren't a couple (ex. they always breath through their right nostril when we eat crab ragoons from i love sushi)

This is an UNTAPPED MEDIUM ‼️