Misha Collins is the funniest straight man ever. He’s the only person to arguably queerbait in real life. He had to come out as a straight. He was told by WB to just stay bisexual. He’s living every homophobe’s nightmare scenario but the only difference is that everyone actually loves it for him
the fact that all the pictures of auston at practice today make him look like a kid sulking because his bff isn’t at school with him is really fucking funny
i think it’s profoundly funny that we’ve all been desperate for an mcr documentary considering all of the deep history and lore with the decades of work and getting back together and their swarm tour and writing a new song
and ls dunes comes out with a documentary trailer instead
So I was thinking about when Keith suggested Charlie not wear pants and then I remembered the video of the Ya-Yas cover photo session and someone there suggesting Charlie go naked beneath his coat (or cloak or whatever that thing was). So was this another burden Charlie had to bear? People suggesting he be naked when performing various tasks? The poor man.
So Paloma used to be the wife of Tortillas, and they were very happy :)
But then they had a baby named Trisha Paytas, and that’s when EVERYTHING changed
Because when she grew up she started an only fans, and that made Tortillas REALLYYY mad, resulting in him cheating on Paloma with James Charles foxy and they had a bunch of crackhead babies that tried to sell people drugs-
So Paloma got REALLYYYY pissed off, and divorced him and Tortillas is now homeless 😔
BUT THATS NOT ALL ‼️
Then Trisha got banned from only fans for crying too much, and she has to work at the pizza place where she makes mukbang videos
But she accidentally ate one of the kids because they looked like a fried cheese stick 🧍♀️
AND THE FUCKED UP PART IS
IS THAT PALOMA KNOWS ABOUT IT, but she’s covering up the story until she starts a YouTube channel to expose Trisha
So Paloma’s saving up her money from the child support that Tortillas is paying her, and she’s also working as a ballerina stripper overnight SO SHE CAN AFFORD THE NEW IPHONE 12 MAXIMUS
And then become a beauty YouTuber 😚
BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE END OF IT🗣️
THIS WHOLE SITUATION IS BEING MANIPULATED BY JAMES CHARLES FREDDY WHO US ACTUALLY UNDERCOVER AND IS NONE OTHER THAN
Woah!!! Henry Cavil has been dropped from Superman due to his age!!! They seriously had him leave the Witcher for nothing!
i saw that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Erin and i keep roasting him about what he’s gonna do now bc like. dude. quit announcing things (with his whole Warhammer announcement) and focus on the things you’re already in