#but it's turned into actual flirting

[nerdpoe]

Jason agrees to go through the legal hassle of being declared alive again. Mostly so he can go to college like how he wanted.

He would have done it under a fake ID, but he kinda wanted the success of having a Masters in English attached to the name he grew up with.

It's going pretty great, actually! He's making friends, gets to punch random paparazzi's in the face, and learning has always been fun for him.

But one of his college friends, Danny Fenton, is...weirdly obsessed with Wayne Manor?

Jason gets it, he does, the Manor is huge and of course the guy would want to see it as often as he could.

Then he starts to realize that Danny is strangely attentive to Bruce.

Like, actually flirting with Bruce.

Oh no his college friend, who is his age, is flirting with Bruce so hard it's making Bruce blush.

OR; Danny thinks Bruce is hot, and that the outraged faces of the man's children as Danny flirts with him are hilarious. Also Jason started it by trying to flirt with Danny's mom when he met Danny.

[raeofgayshine]

Thinking again about the fact that when Eddie and Dustin finally convince Steve to play DnD with the party, all of them, but especially Eddie, quickly become exasperated with Steve who has extremely high charisma, and decides that he can fix almost any situation by flirting with whoever they were in conflict with. Especially the fucking monsters, this man is bound and determined to himself a monster boyfriend and until it happens, he will make every single person they come across fall in love with him. So naturally, this happens a lot:

Steve: I’m going to flirt with them

Eddie, exasperated: Steve, you can’t date this monster, he’s trying to kill you-

Steve: Hot.

Steve: I’ll flirt with them harder then

[chronicowboy]

just gone back to watch the helicopter scene and seeing buck's face when tommy makes the fake mouth static after last week is literally. it's too much for me. his GRIN. like!!! that's a little boy with a crush!!!!! this guy is so cool!!! and he has butterflies about it!!! and he wants to get to know him!!!

[libartz]

This post again but DAO

[knbposting]

kagami: aw, so you do love me after all. midorima: ha. you're not my type.

THIS IS A REAL CANON INTERACTION IN THE DUB? THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED? I??? WITNESSED THIS???

[seraphicalsuccubus]

hey hi hello, I didn’t realize this needed to be fucking said in 2024 but:

don’t fucking submit random stolen porn gifs to my inbox??? or your own dick pics??? or personal nude pictures in general??? what the actual fuck is wrong with some of y’all??? it’s not even like I reblog that shit to begin with so it’s clearly not something I’m looking to have submitted??? what would possess you to do this???

KNOWING I have a partner I’m publicly in love with and will not react kindly to such a thing??? his url is literally in my bio??? also… just… that’s fucking gross, in general??? whether I’m taken or not???

y’all need to understand what fucking consent is before I bash it through your fucking skulls with a goddamn brick and make you comprehend it. repulsive behavior. who in the fucking hell raised y’all to think it’s acceptable to send that shit to random strangers online.

[messandamiracle]

Nami (at least in East Blue) is the only one of this ragtag group of youths who would successfully pass the driving test and get a license.

[fuckbarca]

actually So in love with the idea of lesbian!814 it's truly my bread and butter. lando, the bread-winning wife who comes from old money and oozes class and probably plays a sport of some kind but if you actually Get to know her, really know her, she's Weird and Slightly Off-Putting but hey, oscar likes weird - loves it even! is the one to initiate everything. because oscar "no, i'll keep you happy" piastri doesn't care if lando's Famous. she probably doesn't even use social media, and lando likes that.

[moeblob]

I'm suffering Fates Brain Rot so I drew OCs? Logical!

Nytis (blondie) is a demon cleric who hates feeling any form of pain but lives to cause others pain (he does indeed see the irony of becoming a cleric). In order to help protect himself he forms a pact with Elnae (red gal) and she basically fights in his place if there is a threat of injury. She also does little errands like info-getting and sneaking around for him.

The thing is, while he can hurt others no problem and it's satisfying, he was granted the ability to heal others after he swore allegiance to a deity he holds no respect nor regard for. He honestly doesn't care about whatever gods exist. HOWEVER. As a demon, simply using holy magic actually hurts him so he's a pretty stingy healer and has a sword "just in case" he has to fight.

That said, he does actually have one thing he refuses to let go unpunished: a kid being injured/cursed. He might be a messed up demon but he draws the lines at letting kids suffer. When El asks about it and is like "haha what, did you have a bad childhood too, buddy?" he's like "???? How else would I end up like this? As a cleric? Hurting myself to heal? What the hell is wrong with you YES I had a bad childhood."

[todayisafridaynight]

minedai is so important to me esp when it involves daigo staring at mine with big ass heart eyes and cupids flying above his head and grinning and smiling and fluttering his pretty lashes at him but mines still like Does He Like Me ............. all the while mentally doing the exact same thing towards him

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

tried to talk about bg3 with my yt cishet coworker. i just tried to chat about like, idk, the story of the game and we got to talking about which companions we use. And I mentioned Astarion is a character I bring along somewhat often because of his rogue skills + assassination subclass. And my coworker tells me he never uses Astarion because he "flirted with" his character. What do we think he thought was flirting, because I feel like straight guys are so fragile that it straight up could have been Astarion using "darling" casually.

[grahamcarmen]

[dungeonsandblorbos]

Cerris, my himbo cleric: Pretty people make me nervous and dumb.

Ireena, playfully: Ah, so you must be a genius when I'm not around.

Cerris: Nah, I'm always kind of an idiot. It's just much . . . much worse when you're around.

Shalden, half-orc paladin, standing awkwardly in the doorway trying to figure out how to tell them he found some weird shit snooping around in the deacons' room: 😐

[chilapis]

ajax. ajax, ajax, ajax, ajax. you’ll never guess who i’m thinking about.

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Oh jesus wait! Only now that something might finally be starting with Carol and Daryl did I suddenly think.. what if Daryl was aroace tho. and now I'm just-

[aro-culture-is]

Aro culture is your (allo) friend saying someone was flirting with them at the store, asking what the flirter (Is that a word??) said, and the friend responding "They said the ice cream I was buying looked good, and I said thanks" and that was the whole of the conversation.

Is that all it takes to flirt, is to say something innocuous to a stranger? Is that why everyone says I flirt with everyone?? Can people not have normal goddamned conversations anymore without everything being tainted by amatonormativity?!?!

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