#but like. he sounds so desperate

[akemima]

i feel so bad for him man

[elsecrytt]

okay but jjk somnophilia is like

gojo "please please pleaaaaase let me put it in while you're sleeping PLEASE i swear i'll make you cum i proooomise please let's try it once pleeaaase. YOU can put it in ME whenever you want!!! any time any place anything you want in any of my holes!! wake me up with it!! it'll be soooo hot" satoru

vs

nanami "i have kink charts for both of us and they have sliding scales and notes section for each one. we can mark hard boundaries for what state of consciousness we want for ourselves or our partners, giving or receiving, what sex acts, etc. we'll set up a safe word and a safe gesture and then we can start trying things out" kento

vs

geto "sorry i fell asleep while eating you out, it will happen again. no, i won't stop eating you out when i fall unconscious. just tear me off your pussy if you don't like it" suguru

[turtleblogatlast]

Thinking about how Leo says he uses his jokes to cope and y’know, thinking harder on it I think it may very well be because of what else uses one-liners and puns and that type of humor.

Specifically, 80’s action movies and campy sci-fi. Even more specifically, the protagonists of these.

So I can imagine why, exactly, Leo leans toward this brand of humor. It’s directly linked to things he loves! But even more than that is why I think it’s used as a coping mechanism.

In these genres, these quips tend to be said by the winner - or, if not a winner, then someone who will stay alive. So there’s a confidence behind them, an assurance, almost, that even if things go wrong, things aren’t ever too serious. There’s no bad endings here! It’s all good fun, even if the stakes seem high.

Leo canonically has been known to steer his brothers away from the more brutal villains and toward more fun, lighthearted activities and not-so-dangerous criminals. So for Leo, these jokes definitely make things less heavy, make the situations they find themselves in less intense.

It’s kinda not just coping, but also can be seen as a form of escapism. A safety blanket. A way for Leo to defuse the tension of knowing just how dangerous their lives are and replace that with a levity which implies that things will be okay.

Unfortunately, levity alone does not alter reality.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

+3 friendship with Jin Ling: He actively tries to dissuade you from further embroiling yourself in the homosexual allegations.

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[im-getting-help]

OMG Oliver, why did you lie? why did you tell me that your parents were addicts and dealers? that you didn't have siblings? why would you say that your father died? you came to my door crying and telling me a story about how your dad died in an awful way. Why?

Oliver, being completely honest:

[sabotourist]

things i would like for s19 that i know is not going to happen:

nuanced sigma characterization doc and omega scene sargrey donut written like he was post-chorus face reveals (we can ignore the ones we don't like i just like how rvb does character animation) everyone lives in the end

[soup-guts]

Trials and Trust Issues

Inspired by @savimatteo2810 ‘s civil war au

[feli026]

Love how Igor stands out of the current graveborn line as being the only one who's (judging by his lore and his appearance) not even like. A past greedy rich scientist/depressed sad noble?????

Like literally bro revived bcuz a necromancer revived him but bcuz he was so fked up looking the necromancer abandoned him immediately 💀💀 meanwhile we have "nobles" like Cecia and Salazer that are just bloodthirsty as well as psychotic scientists (Niru, Viperian), and one thing they have in common? Fancy ass suits/armor

Meanwhile Igor has NOTHING. LIKE BRO IS JUST WEARING A LOINCLOTH THATS BARELY HOLDING ON TO LIFE BE FR 😭 AND SOMEHOW HES THE SWEETEST GRAVEBORN TO EVER EXIST :( (next to Carolina and Daimon)

So basically moral of the story. Do not trust graveborns that have fancy suit or armour (except Carolina and MAYBE Ludovic) worst mistake of my life fr

[itsalwaysforyou]

just remembered a wip i had which was jay at uni meeting normal people and desperately trying to act cool and normal whilst internally screaming about being in a whole new place with all new people and not having his gang with him

[astrolavas]

it's sound weird, but i have headcanon that Hunter didn't go hexside, because he too old to shool(according to my feelings, at the end of the he is 16-17 y.o (except for the post-credits scene), and at that age it is already too late to go to school):p

i mean, well- in my opinion he rather certainly did go to hexside, since one of the things he'd said during his TTT monologue was "i'd like to attend hexside like a normal student and play flyer derby with my friends" and all of his "wishes" were supposed to sort of foreshadow his goals and his future (carving palismen, studying wild magic, etc etc) so i feel like it's safe to say he succeeded in becoming a hexside student as well. we also know he attended grom with the rest of his friend group, and like- since he's 16 before the timeskip (no canon certainty whether he's recently turned 16 or is going on 17 already though, but like... around 16 canonically) that means he'd get at least 1 year of school, but most likely 2+.

my personal headcanon is that he went to hexside for around 2 years (full or not quite, depending on when the school year starts in the boiling isles and how long it lasts; possibly even 3), and during that time he picked up a mentorship/apprenticeship at del's palisman carving shop, and after he graduated from hexside he started carving palismen professionally with the clawthornes (i like to think that he also takes some courses at eda's wild magic university in his spare time, simply cuz . funny uni hexsquad shenanigans)

[kurikorso]

i really enjoy Vash’s post-Eriks outfit

[skitskatdacat63]

What is this love triangle 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[oceanwithouthermoon]

https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46

it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..

mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..

EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..

[leaffiii]

here's time's actual design oops (plus a height chart)

[cramenjoyer]

thanks to the poll i am now thinking about sastiel where they meet in a recovery program for people leaving/escaping cults. sam was lured in after a violent and difficult childhood, told he was powerful and amazing... and then that he'd cause the deaths of all nonbelievers and be crowned king after they were gone, Because He Is The Devil. meanwhile jimmy novak got sucked into a cult because of his religious fervor, got renamed "castiel", and can't quite bear the loss of feeling so very close to god.

initially, they're put off by each other. then, guiltily, they make a little effort to be friendly. by the third or fourth meeting, they have to do an exercise where they figure out what needs or values they had that the cult met and catered to. (for the purpose of learning you can find all those things outside the cult and in a much healthier way, probably. i assume this might help people after escaping a cult but who knows.) sam and cas discover that they have similar values, similar fears, but their life experiences were different enough to lead them to seek "a perfect loving family" and "closeness to the divine" and "justification for not feeling a part of society" in very different places.

things happen. sam tries to call dean but can't bring himself to do it. he knows cas lives in a shitty apartment not too far away, because he hosted the meeting once, and he just... starts driving. he can't bring himself to explain, when cas finds him at the door, but cas lets him in anyway.

sam's family disowned him. cas' wife officially divorced him last year and won't let him see claire. despite what that exercise told them, they feel they really do have nothing left.

"a perfect loving family" really boils down to love, despite one's flaws. "justification for not feeling a part of society" really boils down to needing a community. "closeness to the divine"? they can figure that out together.

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

you guys have absolutely no idea how whorishly insane i am about will not being able to see hannibal caged, do you?