#but oh well whatever

[battydora]

nsfw, sub. urogi, dom. reader, adult reader!!, gn. reader (cock mentioned, can be a strap or not), pet play, praise kink, handjobs, anal sex, restraints, cnc (safe word agreed before narrative), ruined orgasm, absolute filthy smut

urogi is so cute when he's being fucked, he's such a lovely pet.

he's playful, he's always smiling and cracking small comments through the act, but most of the time because he faces how flustered he actually is by being goofy. his laughter comes out brokenly from his mouth when you tell him he's being such a good pet for you, his cheeks darken and his stomach flutters at the praise.

urogi is also restless, he does not stay still for a moment, he always feels and listens to his body so he can't stop his hips from swinging while giving him head or handjobs, from fluttering his wings excitedly, from digging his claws onto the matress and ripping the fabric, from kicking his feet when he's close, even shivering and getting goosebumps from your hand only running along his back.

don't be surprised if he gets louder as you go on, he is most likely to scream if you make him feel too good. but dear mercy, the real problem is when he moves too much, he kicks his feet and swings his hips so much more when he's approaching orgasm. you get to play with this sometimes, by giving him a punishment.

he cries so loudly when he can't feel himself fully, he gets desperate as you torture him by having him all tied up to a chair, no movements allowed, no freedom at all. his upper taloons are tied behind his back, lower ones tied to the chair's legs and wings closed restrained with chains. he suffers even more when you're giving him a handjob and his orgasm approaches, restraints never letting him rock around, feeling desperate and uncomfortable in his own body. pretty tears rolling down his cheeks at his ruined orgasm, whining "noo..! stop it, please, untie me (y/n) please!"

his complaints go unaddressed as you tighten your grip on his cock with both hands and begin to jerk him off harder and faster, making him shout at the overstimulation on his sensitive and swollen tip "don't be so scandalous, be a good pet and take it".

he can't break free from the ropes and so he begins to beg again "no! no! stop!! nghah! i c-can't!! i can't take it! make it s-stop! please please!!" he cries out, his body desperately fighting against your restrictions trying to escape your merciless torture "fuck, fuck, fuck!!" more tears falling off his eyes as he shut them close.

it only takes him a few moments to loosen and fall exhausted on the chair, his body no longer capable of enduring his punishment, dry dark red cheeks and yellow eyes begging to rest. his chest goes up and down trying to recover but he's so tired, he just wants now an eternal nap, he, the so hyperactive urogi, wants nothing more than rest.

but the fun only just begins for you, now that he endured his punishment all the way, it is time to reward him, just when he gets to control his breath and recover just a little bit, you untie all of his extremities and carry him to the futon, making him lay on his tummy for you. he knows what you are doing but he's so ruined and sore to even speak. "my little pet took the punishment so well, it shall receive a reward for being so strong~" he barely jolts at your thumb rubbing his entrance before sliding two fingers in, his cheeks go darker and his mouth twists into a grimace, he feels he could almost cry for being praised so lovingly after a torture that felt like hours.

you succesfully manage to make urogi stay still while you fuck him without any restraints. you fuck his ass surprisingly lovingly, slow hip movements allowing you to dig deeper inside of him and making him moan the sweetest noises you ever heard. he enjoys this slow fucking, especially after being used mercilessly by you minutes ago.

"my baby, i was so rough to you, you like being fucked like this? yeah? mmh, of course, you're my good pet, you deserve no less" you say as you slam your hips a little bit faster against him.

your praises only help him feel more dizzy and cock-drunk. he just loves how good your dick feels inside of him and how gently you treat him, he is too tired to have his body responding to you so he just mumbles and moans nonsense until he comes again, as a prize this time.

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[starlitangels]

(She’s) Beautiful

Request from @rdearm6 for Vincent and Lovely introducing little Rose to the clan for the first time! 1.6k

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“Ten bucks says Alexis doesn’t say a word to either of us,” Vincent said, jerking the car’s gear shift into park.

I laughed as I climbed out of the car and went to the backseat to undo the carseat’s belts. I scooped my baby up and held her against my chest. “I’m not taking that bet,” I replied with a grin as Vincent circled the car. “There’s no point in losing money over something that I know is going to happen.” Vincent chuckled.

Rose cooed and shuffled in her sleep in my arms. Vincent smiled as he wrapped his arm around my shoulders. His expression was so soft as he looked down at her. His eyes met mine. “Ready?” he asked.

I nodded.

He kept his arm around my shoulders and steered us toward the underground storage room of Wonder World—the clan’s main meeting room.

Where our clan was about to meet our baby for the first time.

I pinched the tip of my tongue between my teeth, reassuring myself that it would be fine. It was unusual—to say the least—for the newest member of a vampire clan to be an actual human newborn baby infant, rather than a newborn vampire. But Sam and his partner already had their daughter. Five years ago. And, sure, Micah would probably turn out to be a shifter, but for the moment she was a rambunctious five-year-old with no magic.

As we emerged into the meeting room, the assembled vampires went silent. Sam’s partner was holding Micah in the air by her ankle while the little girl laughed her head off. But everyone else was still.

Sam’s partner reached down and grabbed Micah’s wrist, righting her and setting her down on her feet.

Micah’s squeals quieted too.

“Okay. Someone please say something,” Vincent said with an easy smile.

In an instant, the first of Sam’s progenies—Frederick—was standing in front of us, wide eyes staring at Rose with a tender look. “She’s beautiful,” he said quietly. “What’s her name?”

“Rosalind,” Vincent said. “Rosalind Solaire.”

I heard a sniff. I glanced up to see William wiping his eye on an intricately-embroidered handkerchief. I smiled at William. He smiled at me.

I looked back to Frederick. “You can call her Rose,” I said.

“Rose,” Frederick said. “She’s beautiful.” He extended his arms a little. “May I hold her?”

Vincent’s arm around my shoulders tightened comfortingly as he felt my hesitation. Our baby in a room full of vampires—clan family or not... “Of course,” I said, swallowing my apprehension. I passed Rose over to Frederick, who took her gently, holding her with tender care.

Frederick’s progeny—whose name I never remembered because Frederick, Sam, and Sam’s partner seemed to exclusively call them Bright Eyes—appeared at his side. “Awww,” they said.

I slipped out from under Vincent’s arm and went over to William. He wrapped me up in a hug. “How did the adoption go?” he asked.

“Legally it can’t be completed until she’s six months old. But everything went fine. The social worker who helped us work with the adoption agency is empowered so she could handle all the stuff that needed to be handled during daylight hours without asking why we couldn’t handle it ourselves.”

“That is delightful to hear,” William said. “I am very proud of both you and Vincent. And... you both honor me, giving her the Solaire name.”

I shrugged. “It’s her family name, isn’t it?” Not long after I was turned, I’d chosen to take my maker’s last name. Vincent’s. After Vincent had taken Solaire to honor Will. It had been fitting to give Rose our name.

William hugged me tighter. “It’s an honor,” he said. “Truly.”

I gave him a squeeze. “Thank you, Will. For everything you’ve done for our family.”

With that, I let him go and wandered over to Sam and his partner. Vincent saw where I was going and came over to join me, sliding his hand into mine. “Hey Tanker, hi Sam,” I greeted. Both smiled at me. Micah was climbing up Sam’s leg like it was a fireman’s pole on a playground, her tongue sticking out in concentration.

“How are you holdin’ up?” Sam asked, looking between me and Vincent.

“We’re fine,” I said. “Listen, we have something we want to ask you two.”

Sam and his partner exchanged a look. “Alright,” Sam said. “What is it?”

Vincent squeezed my hand. “We want you both to be her godparents,” he said.

Sam’s eyes widened and his partner’s mouth dropped open. “What?” Sam’s partner asked.

“We want you to be her godparents,” I repeated. “We—we doubt anything will happen to us. But if something did, we couldn’t imagine leaving her in more trusted hands than yours.”

Frederick came over to us and handed Rose back to me. He kissed her tiny little forehead and retreated.

I knelt down so I was at Micah’s eye level. “Hey Micah. Wanna meet your cousin?”

She dropped off Sam’s leg and stumbled over to me. She peered at Rose in my arms, then looked up at me. “What’s her name?” She had Sam’s accent.

“Rose.”

“Ro.” Micah nodded with all the self-confidence in the world.

Vincent chuckled. “Close enough,” he said, leaning down to ruffle Micah’s short hair.

Micah touched Rose’s cheek with one fingertip gently. “She’s squishy.”

I smiled. “She’s brand-new.”

“Oh. Okay.” Micah screwed up her little face like she was thinking really hard. “I’m gonna keep her safe,” she declared. “I’m always gonna be bigger than her and one day I’m gonna be a really scary wolf. I’ll protect her.”

I smiled and chuckled. “I know you will, Micah.” And I believed it too. Whether Micah felt it or not yet, she was a wolf—and wolves were fiercely loyal to their packs. Micah was probably too young to even realize she’d just accepted Rose as part of her pack. And that bond of loyalty would probably never break.

Micah spun in a circle and latched back onto Sam’s leg, going back to climbing. I stood up and leaned into Vincent’s side.

“We would... we would consider it an honor to be her godparents,” Sam said. 

His partner nodded. “We’ll do our best,” they promised. “If anything happens to you both, she’ll be safe with us and Micah.”

“We know she will,” Vincent said.

“And thank you,” I put in.

Astoria came over to us. After William, she was the next-oldest in the clan, though she hadn’t broken 200 yet. “May I?” she asked, holding her hands out. I passed Rose over. “Thank you. It has been too long since I held a child.”

“You held Micah,” Vincent pointed out with a playful grin.

“And that was so long ago,” Astoria retorted, equally playful. She’d been in her forties when she was turned, like Will. Vincent had told me hundreds of times that Astoria and William were not an item, but no matter how many times he said it, I could never make myself believe it. Something in the way I occasionally caught them looking at each other.

Maybe it was just nearly two centuries of putting up with the same shenanigans from the younger clan members over and over together, but I always wondered if it was more than that.

Astoria rocked Rose back and forth, cooing and smiling. There was a melancholy in her face that I chose not to try and place. Astoria kept her history to herself and I wasn’t going to pry. She sang a soft lullaby in what sounded like French and brushed a few wisps of Rose’s hair off her tiny forehead.

“Well, we’re not getting Rose back for the rest of the night,” Vincent said to me, smiling.

“Nope,” I agreed.

I glanced around. Alexis was lurking under her usual metaphorical storm cloud near the exit to the meeting chamber. Arms folded over her chest and expression sour. Standing all alone. Not looking at anyone.

Living like that all the time seemed really lonely. Sometimes I wondered why she did it.

Vincent’s arm around me squeezed, drawing my attention back to Sam, his partner, and Micah. Who had managed to climb all the way up to Sam’s shoulder while he just stood there with a gentle smile on his face. I was fairly certain a normal human child wouldn’t have been strong or coordinated enough to get up to his shoulder. But Micah had Tanker’s genetics. She probably wasn’t strong or coordinated enough to climb to Sam’s shoulder either—but she was stubborn enough.

Astoria moved around the rest of the clan, showing off Rose but refusing to let go, leaving Vincent and I to chat with the Collins family for a little bit. Which was something of a welcome break. Even if my newly-activated parental instincts didn’t want to have Rose away from me for too long. Not as such a delicate newborn baby in a room full of vampires.

“So, why did you adopt through the unempowered system?” Sam’s partner asked.

“Darlin’,” Sam warned quietly. “That’s their business.”

“It’s okay, Sam,” Vincent said. “We didn’t want to take an empowered child’s magic away if they decided to turn into a vampire when they’re old enough. We wanted... to... to give our child powers instead. So unless Rose turns out to be humanborn...” he trailed off.

Sam and his partner nodded.

William joined our loose circle and the conversation continued. After an hour or so, Astoria finally gave Rose back to me as the meeting wound down.

As I put Rose back in her carseat, Vincent smirked at me. “Guess who was right about Alexis?”

I snorted. “Yeah, well, I never took your bet.”

He chuckled as we got in the front seats of the car and started to drive home, Rose still snoozing peacefully in the back seat.

[kotorinz]

“are enjoying spotify right now” no I’m not bc of these fucking ads

[ladyhavilliard]

When you get to that one point in book 3 but you've already been spoiled by simply knowing which characters the ship beefleaf stands for...

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

me not functioning until like 4pm every day this week: ah yes, this is peak performance. this is what a Functioning Human Being™️ does each day when they're on break from work.

[chocochococoffee]

what happens when you change your web standards to be only english-speaker inclusive

[ryllen]

🌾 . 🍚

[lesbianshadowheart]

dont get me wrong cuz I DO appreciate Larian continuing to work on the game and trying to fix issues etc but like. mr Larian PLEASE stop responding to fan feedback. Theres like 2 million people playing this game ofc some of them will say character x should be nicer or cuter or do a little dance but that doesnt mean u gotta do it. you dont gotta call neil newbon or whoever up like come to the studio we need to rerecord everything bc a person on reddit said theyd like it better. You’ve worked on these characters for over 4 years and you are allowed to stand by your creation. None of what I said applies to Wyll’s underdevelopment btw but you all know that

[yangjeongin]

ponytail dance practice hyunjin 💓 somebody please get my guy a towel

[albaharu]

gale holding a sword its just so funny to me

[hippity-hey-its-a-gay]

i have my ask account set up! Once the discord server is set up and ready to go, i will allow people to ask if they wanna join if this even gets friction. it wont let me @ it(which i understand) but its ask-the-number-one-ogre. I'll have to create a banner on my phone separately, but its worth it for this!

[b0tster]

Who is your favorite Zelda character?

who do u think lmao

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

[royalarchivist]

Slimecicle: I have a feeling there might be another... Actually, I don't want to scare her. Hang on. I don't I don't really want to freak her the fck out. There we go. Helloooo?

JuanaFlippa: [Is wearing a cute little ghost costume]

Slime: [SCREAMS] OH FCK! Oh sht! Oh god! I need to tell Flippa! Oh my god it's haunted, we need to move! We actually need to move! Oh my god, I got to change zip codes! I need to change fcking states, I need to change SMPs! [He takes a minute to calm down] Oh, oh, that was scary. Oh my god. Do you think it's still there? Do you think it's still there? It's probably- [SCREAMS]

[turtleblogatlast]

Mikey and Leo episode centered around Mikey wanting to push Leo and Draxum together since Leo’s the most reluctant to give Draxum any grace (for good reason!) But, thinking on the spot, Leo says he’s gotta go do something for Hueso and “just can’t hang out right now 😔” (yes, he says the emoji out loud.)

Mikey calls his bluff and now the three of them (Mikey having grabbed a weary Draxum along) go to Hueso’s to find that yes, he actually does have a job for him. Said job asks for Leo to go with Hueso to deliver multiple pizzas to this giant yokai quite a distance away, and Hueso figured it would probably go better with Leo’s help (emphasis on probably.)

Well, Mikey decides that this would be a great bonding opportunity for them and basically invites he and Draxum along. Unfortunately for Leo, Hueso doesn’t care enough to wave away more help, though he does side-eye the wanted criminal Baron Draxum coming with them. But who is he to judge? (This choice has consequences.)

The journey goes about as terribly as you’d expect, but at least the pizzas get delivered on time.

[1ncend1ary]

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