#but omigosh this is great

[hasello]

I was going through your cousins AU and I have to say it’s amazing!

I do wonder how the AU will play out when the events of the respective shows change.

Imagine the rise boy coming to the family get together and showing off their mystic weapons after the first episode. Or just the fact that the rise gang are direct descendants of Oroku Saki. The man the other versions hate the most. Or how 2012 Splitners death will play it, maybe they’ll try to prevent it? Or when the 2003 gang tells them about how they turned into dragons. Or how the 2012 gang kinda disappeared while they were in space (I doubt they’d able to contact anyone)

More importantly how did 2003 Splinter react to Rose and 2012 Splinter being Hamato Yoshi.

omigosh, thank you for both yourkind words and the question, love!

ALL of these are great ideas, that I will for sure think about! There's a lot to explore with this au tbh. But the idea where Rise boys tell the others about their mystic powers got me the most for now, so here:

sorry the last pages aren't as pretty but I believe low quality makes everything funnier lmao

[reclinepilled]

worn out abby anderson

cw; smut, comfort, soft dom!reader, power sub!abby, oral sex, pet names, masturbation, i think thas it :P

wc; 1.5k (surprising.)

a/n; hai guys omigosh i haven’t posted a work in sooo long, idk if this is that great but i missed writing honestly. writer’s block KICKED my ass 😔. anyways i’ve conquered and prospered so stay tuned for more uploads. don’t forget to smash that like button and sub! also i literally can’t see any asks/reqs for some reason so there’s that. reblogs are greatly appreciated <33

don’t stop talking about palestine!

the rain that patters on the windows surrounding you, and the soft glow coming from the ambient lights in the kitchen creates a perfectly calm atmosphere for you. it definitely amps up your productivity as you type away, completing the work your professor had oh so gracefully assigned on the weekend. you were so engulfed in perfectly forming your thesis for your psychology essay, you didn’t hear the click of the front door and your girlfriend’s heavy boots trudging in.

it actually took a terrifying thunderclap to snap you out of the trance your laptop screen had you in. your attention is stolen from the rustling coming from the hall, quickly realizing your girlfriend has made it home. you push yourself from the kitchen island and scurry to the hallway. slowly rounding the corner, you see your disheveled girlfriend. braid messed up, flyaways sticking to her forehead and neck due to the weather conditions outside. she looks up from her bag, that thuds on the floor, to you. abby has always had a pouty face, though right now, it was much poutier. you could visibly see how worn out she was, her harsh job actually taking a toll on her for once.

it saddens you to see her like this. your expression softens seeing how her hands were covered in grime and calluses. you slowly stroll over to her, pulling her in for a longing hug. she quickly returns the hug, letting out a sigh of relief that shamelessly went straight to your core.

she’s careful not to get the muck on her hands on her your oversized tee. she’s always careful with you, you loved that about her. it brought you so much comfort, and all you wanted to do right now was return the favor.

“tough day today, baby?” you pull her arms closer to you, implying you didn’t care about getting dirty at the moment. you just wanted to be as close as possible. “mhm,” she sighs again, slowly rocking you. she buries her damp face into your neck, unashamedly inhaling your scent. you turn your head to pepper her temple in kisses before you cradle your hands around her tired face, lifting her head. you give her a sweet smile while you move your hands to grab hers.

you lead her to the living room, letting her go to let her slump against the couch, so she’s finally able to rest her back. she sighs again, but so softly you could’ve missed it if you weren’t watching her intently. she manspreads as she leans her head back on the plush couch, closing her eyes. you hated seeing abby so weary. thankfully, it was a very rare sighting.

you wanted to make her feel better and wipe that fatigued look off of her face, and you decide to do it the best way you could currently.

you plop yourself onto her thick lap. like clockwork, she wraps her hands around your waist. she swore your waist was carefully crafted for her muscular arms, “they fit like a puzzle piece” she would frequently state. you close in the bit of distance between your two faces, giving her a soft kiss she had yearned for since she left that morning. your hand travels up abby’s face to softly rub her warm cheek. there was no fight for dominance in the kiss, just affection that abby desperately needed after working like a dog. you pull away from her soft, sullen lips to cover her neck in open-mouthed pecks. she leans her head back, sighing for the third time tonight—this sigh was cleary different.

she lifts her head and one of her hands travel to your ass, then up your shirt to cup one of your tits. you airily sigh then lean in for a kiss again, this one feeling a bit more heated. your tongues clash together as you both savor the warmth the kiss brings. abby can taste your sticky gloss, making her groan. she plays with your hardening nipple, catching your soft whimpers into her mouth. she can feel herself getting wetter by the second, you could too. she removes her hand and pulls away from the kiss, “take this off. please.”

“no,” you move off of her lap. “what— did i do something?” abby’s brows crease up. a bubble of silence passes between you two as you stifle a laugh. “no, love,” you lean over her form on the couch to caress her soft cheek, “how about you strip.. let me make you feel good?” abby’s curious look with those doe eyes drove you crazy.

her cheeks visibly heat up. she raises up to start eagerly pulling off her layers. when she’s left in nothing but her bralette and briefs, you softly push her back down to the couch. “lay down,” you start to pull your shirt off. abby hesitantly leans back on the couch, impatiently eyeing you.

you’re now left in only your panties when you move to straddle abby. you trail a finger from her ear, to her jaw, all the way down to her toned tummy. it flexes at the cold digit lightly grazing her. “you’re so gorgeous, you know that right?” she quickly nods, watching you attentively, anticipating your next move. “of course you do,” you slide down and position yourself between her legs. she bites her lip, a telltale sign shes getting needy.

you smooth a finger over her clothed cunt, groaning at the heat radiating from it. you pull the waistband of her briefs to watch the fabric bunch up around her pussy lips and the wetness that seeps through. you quietly moan at the lewd sight and the soft whimpers abby was letting loose. you start to peck at her needy cunt, making sure to leave little kitten licks to stimulate her further. she buries her hand in your hair and starts to squirm.

“angel, please,” she whispers, throwing her head back. “‘please’ what?” you smirk, tracing her bud with your thumb through her underwear. “f-fuck— stop teasing and just…” she trails off while bucking her hips into your touch.

“just?”

“just s-stop teasing and please eat my fucking p-pussy. shit—“

you give her an amused smile and reach for her briefs’ band. she lifts her hips up a bit so you can pull them off. her pussy twitches a bit at the sudden cold air hitting it. you spread her toned thighs apart only to melt a little at the view, “shit, you’re wet.” you slide your finger between her lips, collecting the slick that’s oozing out of her pink pussy. “all because of you,” she tilts her head, boring her eyes into your now flustered face. you rub at her swollen clit a bit, eliciting a strained moan from her. you slide a finger into her tight hole, slowly starting to pump in and out. your cunt throbs at the sound it makes, not to mention the sounds she’s making. you eagerly add another finger, picking up the pace. you inch yourself closer to her weeping cunt to latch onto it. you circle her swollen bud with your warm tongue, coaxing loud moans from her due to the stimulation. you work your way to her puffy lips and between, eager to taste her pending release. hearing her beautiful moans and grunts makes you wet yourself. “y-you eat me so— fuck. so fucking g-good!” you remove your fingers to replace it with your tongue, pumping the muscle in and out. abby tangles her hands into your hair again, tugging at it, while slightly arching her back up into your mouth.

you move your own hand down to your needy cunt. you felt like a loser being on the edge of cumming just from eating pussy, but you couldn’t help it. you hastily rub at your pussy as you move back to abby’s puffed clit. you start sucking on the bud while shaking your head intermittently. “holy s-shit, i’m gonna cum,” abby shrieks while trying to refrain herself from enclosing your head with her thighs. she doesn’t know you wouldn’t mind. you start whimpering loudly, adding vibrations to her clit. you slide two fingers into your hole while simultaneously sliding two into abby’s. her back arches off of the couch, “i-i’m cumming— fuck!” she yanks at your hair while smushing your head with her thick thighs. you moan loudly, giving her a few more kitten licks so she could ride out her orgasm. she pushes your head away and that’s when you cum on your own fingers, dropping your head onto her stomach, whimpering as your thighs convulse.

a few minutes of silence pass by. the only noise that reverberates around the living room is you two catching your breath. the smell of sex clings to the air as sweat dribbles down your temple.

abby heaves before speaking, “did you just fuck yourself while giving me head?” she reaches down and smooths your hair. you look up at her with a droopy smile. she lets out a snort at your confirmation, “nasty.” you slap her stomach softly. “do you feel better?”

“yeah, thanks princess.”

reclinepilled

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[eternalsa2z]

A Taste of Royalty

"Omigosh Becki I can't believe it! We finally got the princess makeover we always wanted!"

"Oh isn't it delightful, Ricki? So pink and pretty and frilly. I'm so glad we kept begging Daddy until he broke down and paid for us to get all dolled up."

"I know right? Only thing...it might be because I'm feeling a bit ditzier...but didn't Daddy HATE the idea of us turned into 'lil girly princesses?"

"No Ricki you're soooo right. But I heard Daddy came to terms with the transformation himself."

"Oh? Oh! You don't mean..."

"Yep! I think Daddy got a little taste of royalty. A not-so-little makeover into a bimbo queen and he's addicted to a pink, plastic, spoiled lifestyle just like we want."

'Yaaaay! 'Mommy' is gonna be SUCH a great role model for us!"

[kairiscorner]

OMIGOSH ok so what if spiderwoman reader moves into miles’ world and they have a sorta like ladynoir dynamic😻😻😻 but in the end miles goes over to readers house and finds out eachothers identitys omggg

HI !! OMG that's kinda cute ngl :> I WANT MORE TEASING MILES, YES PLEASE ?????? i hope u like this :>

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ GUESS WHO? — miles 1610 x spider woman!reader

• ·➤ summary: you were always miles' favorite spider person to tease, and to find out you were going to be staying in his world for a while... it made him a excited to finally have someone he could work together with. coincidentally, he met a new girl at school who caught his eye, he didn't realize she was hiding a big secret from him–until he discovered it himself.

• ·➤ pairing: miles 1610 x fem!reader • ·➤ genre: mainly fluff !! • ·➤ word count: 1,564 • ·➤ author's note: THIS DYNAMIC IS SO CUTEEEEEEE I HOPE Y'ALL LIKE THIS <333

"never thought we'd cross paths again, spider woman." called out a playful, nonchalant voice from behind you as you were seated atop the roof of the high rise building you were perched upon. you sighed as you looked back at him, your mask's lenses showing evident frustration. "great, it's the guy whose armpits are bleeding." you murmured as miles smirked at you from underneath his mask, strutting around you, acting cocky as usual. "cold as ever, i see." he remarked as he playfully tapped your shoulder, with you sighing as you looked off into the distance. "y'know, this is my city to save, i'm the spider person of this dimension; never thought i'd be getting a sidekick. and to have my number one fan be that sidekick? gosh, i'm so flattered." he said sarcastically with a sigh. you didn't plan to stay any longer and instead swung away while miles wasn't looking. "hey, wait up!" he called after you as he swung off, following you. you expertly swung from building to building, underneath the railways of the trains moving from above, with miles calling out to you all the while. he finally caught up to you and nudged you with his elbow. "how long are you staying for?" he asked you as you shrugged. "i don't think you have to know." you promptly replied as you threw yourself up and landed on an abandoned building's rooftop that provided the best view in all of brooklyn.

miles followed you and watched you from afar as you looked over all the lit up buildings and streets below you all. he chuckled as he walked over next to you. "i know you aren't sidekick material, you're more... heroine material, but can we just... set aside the fact you're always annoyed by me and just protect the city? i mean, now that you're here and all." miles rambled as you placed a hand on his shoulder. "these people are gonna be the people i need to save now, so... 'course i will. but you'll be the sidekick." you quipped as you leaped off the rooftop and swung off into the night. miles chuckled as he watched you go with a grin. he had known you for a while, ever since the collider incident, he had looked up to you and appreciated how well you upheld your duty as spider woman, though he never knew the person behind the mask. he wasn't going to pry your identity from you, after being spider man for a whole year, he's come to value and separate his secret identity from his superhero identity.

the next day, he had met this new girl in his class. she was a little quiet and didn't have many friends; she kinda faded into the background, but miles was immediately drawn to her, as if he had this sense that just compelled him to talk to her. "hi, you new around here?" miles asked her in a cheery voice, with her appearing a little surprised at miles' friendly demeanor. miles promptly stepped back a little and awkwardly smiled. "um, yeah, i am." she replied as she looked deep into miles' eyes. miles didn't really feel uncomfortable at her intense gazing into his eyes, though he did feel a little self-conscious. "sorry i'm staring, i..." "it's cool, you don't have to explain yourself, it's fine." he said with a flustered voice as he smiled a little wider that a girl was giving him so much attention, a sweet and pretty one, at that.

miles offered to show her around the school, but not before they both introduced themselves to each other. the two hit it off naturally, and they agreed to meet together after school to get to know each other a little better. though when a crazed tech geek started robbing a local pawn shop, they both had to cancel. miles ran off to change quickly into his spider suit, and before he could even make it back to get the villain's attention, spider woman was already dancing with the villain. miles hit the villain's blind spot, catching their attention as you webbed up their gear. "ey, right on time! i would compliment you for coming on time, but you stole my thunder, so that's not cool!" he quipped as he punched the villain and webbed up their arms.

"so what if i did? these streets aren't just yours to save now, sidekick!" you shot back as you both swung around the villain and webbed up their eyes. you both knocked the villain out with swift kicks to their face as they lay there on the pavement, dazed and for the authorities to clean up. the onlookers all had their phones out, buzzing and capturing this very moment: spider man and a spider woman are teaming up? everyone was applauding you two, while also clamoring you both with questions. as miles tried to calm and appease the crowd, you ran off and swung your way back home. "hey, wait for me!" he called out to you as the crowd watched you two go off, still asking questions, like where spider woman came from, what your relationship is with each other, who's the sidekick between you two--but all those questions went unanswered as miles caught up after you, with you weaseling away from him.

miles still looked around for you, searching every alleyway and street for you--every place he would hide if some spider person he was annoyed with to no end was following him--but you were nowhere in sight. "just wanted to say thanks for your help..." miles muttered to himself as he got a text notification on his phone. it came from the girl he just met today, and her asking him if he was okay. miles texted her back with a cute, smiley kaomoji that he was okay, he just had to make a quick break for the bathroom because... he did not piss himself when the villain arrived, of course!

miles was texting her as he swung off, heading home. he asked her if he could visit her still since the issue back there was taken care of by brooklyn's coolest spider man and his new sidekick, spider woman. she defended spider woman's honor and said it seemed like spider man was her sidekick back there. "whether spider man was the sidekick is like time, relative! you see it your way, i see it my way." he texted her as she sent him an eyeroll emoji. she told him he could come to her house soon, trusting him with her address. miles told her he'd be over in 5, but was already on his way there, seeing as how she... was actually living in his neighborhood.

he found her address and saw a glimpse of the back of her head by the window and swung over to her. he was about to crawl over to the front door once he confirmed it really was her, all safe and sound at home, though... she turned around immediately when miles' gazed lingered on her back while she was all clad in... a spider suit? "is that... spider woman's?" he asked himself as her gaze suddenly met his, and– "you?!" he exclaimed as he almost lost his grip on the wall he was scaling, nearly falling down to the sidewalk below if you didn't rush to your window and shoot a web on him, catching him before he fell.

miles caught his breath and lost it again as he stared up at you. "you're... the new girl." he murmured as you pulled him up and into your room. you hoped nobody saw you shoot a web at him, but miles was staring at you with enlarged eyes and a flustered face. "you knew... i was... wow. you stared at me a whole lot today, then..." he realized as he soon smiled to himself as you webbed his mouth. "...not another word, morales." you said in an embarrassed tone as you looked away from him, evidently flustered that miles discovered your true self; the self that was... kinda interested in being friends with miles.

miles ripped your webbing off his mouth as he winced and slightly smirked at you. "if you wanted to be friends, all you needed was to say it, i would love to be friends, not just sidekick and heroine." he said with a chuckle as you crossed your arms over your chest. "not happening." "well it did happen since you invited me over..." "i invited miles morales, not spider man." "it's a two-in-one deal, either you take it or leave it, and i know you wanna take it." miles teased you as you looked at him from the corner of your eye, trying to conceal your flustered expression. you sighed as you sat down on your bed, with miles following you and sitting down next to you. you extended your hand out to him. "fine. to being friends, i guess." you muttered as miles took your hand in his and shook it, with a big grin on his face. "to being friends... and being my sidekick–ow!" he exclaimed as you jokingly punched him when he called you his sidekick. looks like brooklyn has two new defenders, and two new... not really enemies trying to be friends and living as normal teenagers, more or less!

tags !! @k4tsu3 @fiannee @luvstarrstruck @toneystank-3000 @ii01vq @maxoloqy @popeheywardssecretgf @solecitoszn

[helpfandom]

Hi!! :3 I know you said that you take requests but I dunno if you’re comfortable, interested etc. in my request 😰 omigosh sorry if that sounds weird this is my first time ever requesting something on tumblr? 😭 okay okay so if you have the time, or if you wanted to complete the request, then it’s ‘2012 Donatello with an age regressor reader’ platonic or romantic whatever you want :D I dunno if you’re comfortable with writing age regression, if you aren’t then it’s totally okay I completely understand 😰 I don’t think this is breaking any of your request rules but I’m not sure? If you aren’t comfy or interested in like actually writing the request then it’s a-ok!! You don’t have to answer this if you don’t wanna, but if you want to that’s be great!! So sorry for the long rant, if you ever decide to write the request and you want me to maybe like make it shorter or something I can totally do that, so sorry again for taking up ur time :c

(I love you in the most platonic way possible. As in, you were so polite, it made me feel happy. I'm honestly kind of waiting till I get famous enough to have sperate anon names. I'm happy that you actually looked at the rules instead of just doing a request. ^.^) I do feel okay with age-regression, but only platonically. I may not be completely correct in my description of Age-regression, but I am trying.

Only seen as a platonic sense, and Reader is teenager.

He doesn't force you into being age-regressed or anything. If anything, he forces his brothers to help him set everything so that you have a safe space to regress. He knows that Leo still has tea-parties with that little girl, so why can't he help Donnie with this one thing?

He hates that he enjoys having this control over you since you rely on him when you regress, but on the other hand... He knows that its wrong when your sibling is suffering for no reason. He would try to get down to the reason on why you age regress.

Oftentimes, age regression is because of trauma. So, he would try to find out if it is trauma or not.

If its because of trauma? And from a specific person? He'll make sure they take a permanent vacation. From being alive.

If it is truly for no reason, and he will find out, then he'll accept that, and try to build the safest and most comfortable space he can for you.

Regardless, as long as you're okay with him coddling you even further than the typical yandere part of him, he's quite harmless. For now.

[hadesoftheladies]

"wow that first world country has great economic infrastructure"

thanks, that's because of the blood of millions

"wow they have such advanced academic institutions and impressive large-scale architecture"

that's thanks to the blood of millions

"omigosh they are so democratic and peaceful. their people live long and enjoy comfortable lives"

the blood of millions

"wow that's a really big country with many different provinces/states. they are so culturally diverse."

that cost the blood of millions

"oh wow these guys are so ahead in technology and engineering. i bet it's because they're super resourceful and just genetically superior"

actually, that was just the blood of millions

"wow these guys don't have famines and enjoy plenty of governmental perks such as early retirement and free schooling. they have great transportation systems, lots of greenery, and clean roads, too!"

hey, guess what :)

[snailsnaps]

oh hey, saw it was ur bday on the dash so I doodled a quick something! hope that you have a great lifeday! 🧁

LOOK AT HIM HOLDING THE TINY CUPCAKE OMIGOSH! 💜💜✨✨

thank youuu 🥺

[arainmorn-art]

Just binged the whole thing

Omigosh. "My Adventures with Superman" was super ADORABLE.

Never understood the apeal of a 100% Lawful Good overpowered invincible protagonist before, but now I do. I haven't even watched anything Superman-related before. Clark is such a good boy. A gentle giant struggling with his non-human strength, he went to the chess club to minimize any chances he would hurt anyone by accident. A shy polite clumsy and nerdy good boy from a good loving family wanting to protect other people and a nice girl he loves. Oh gosh, can I keep him?

The way he's animated, the detailes of his whole body language, gosh, animators did wonders with Clark's character. I adore the first part of the show before the drama, because cheeses, I haven't seen such a cute romance progression in a long time, when they both obviously like each other and they also can see it in each other. Loved it! Giggled through their romance like a schoolgirl.

I liked Lois, how both tomboyish and very feminine she is. This was so friggin' refreshing to see an energetic independant girl who is also sweet, soft, vulnerable and contradicting herself, not girlbossing relatability and feelings the hell out of any interaction these characters might have. In one moment I was displeased with her decisions, when she was hurt that Clark didn't tell her he was a Superman and told him there won't be any relationship between them because of that, it was a big "COME ON" for me, but I liked that actualy it was a product of a very girly tangled way of thinking, "You lied to me! Does it mean you were pretending to have feelings for me too?!" while crying. Yes. Yes, thank you, it was a very brief moment, but as a regular girl I felt itXD I love when emotional girls are depicted rightly: saying one thing, implying another, thinking the third, crying inside and outside how hurt she is on several levels over an idiot who hasn't thought about her feelings properly. Great stuff, approve wholeheartedly. Maybe the battle against brick-faced toxic masculinity in a female wig, oh, excuse me, Holliwood feminist never-wrong-doing girlbosses will be won someday with smart writing and kind-hearted life observations. We have a great soldier here. She also reminded me a lot of Roxana from Megamind, and I loved that girl a lot.

I'm also surprised how there were little to no of Twitter SJW-ness. Very nice. I also joked on the phone with my friend, that it felt very ironic, how there are more female villains (haven't count, but it seems like that), than male, and those angry bitches are fighting against the sweetest himbo on Earth, who is saving kittens, infants and grannies all day long. I don't think it was intentional, but in a current climate of English-speaking media - very nice.

Pacing wise, hm, with a purely comedic first part a really fast pacing was great, but on the second half with drama... eh. It felt very rushed. Also, well, as I don't know the lore behind Superman deeper than it is dispersed in the current pop-culture, I was confused with his alien origin, as it felt a lot like Invincible. I thought the whole schtick of Invincible was about, you know, the main twist, buuuuuuuuuut what's about Superman? I know it's kinda backwards to first watch Invincible then watch anything about Superman, but I had a big deja vu. Maybe I'll read some wiki about Clark, I was hella confused.

Overall great show, loved it. The strange, um, mad genius gay couple was something I wasn't expecting to laugh at so much today. And admiring anime Superman. Wow.

[fantein]

HIII POOKIE BOO HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT TODAY <3

OMIGOSH HI BESTIE MWAH MWAH MWAH!! ☀️💖

[none-shall-caricature-me]

Fear and Hunger is such an awesome game that only hardcore channels cover because most famous players cater either to children, more sensitive folks or to the pussy 'omigosh how DARE a game depict realistic brutality and sexual violence even though it DOESN'T glorify it in the least' crowd. Yes, some people are legit uncomfy with that stuff and that's totally fine (even though I personally will NOT be discussing media with those types. Too easy to spook them), but the nutjob crowd on social media would've thrown a hissy fit over this game. What a shame.

Also, it's honestly pathetic how some people say the game 'trivialises' or is 'problematic' in its depiction of frequent sexual violence / nudity. As someone who lives in a country where rape horror stories are well - known (India), I'll provide an explanation to y'all. The dungeons and historical war setting are the core of this story. Historically and even nowadays, prisons are chock - full of depravity. Warfare and famine enable the shittiest among us to dominate the social order. When it's universally accepted that awful people in positions of power WILL murder, torture, pillage in such situations - how come sexual assault is out of the question for such an uncaring mind ? Face reality, both 'normal' and less - triggering - for - sheltered - USAmericans forms of violence, AND sexual violence have been and ARE distressingly common in the settings this game depicts. It's not problematic, it's just the truth. The devs, streamers, any content ratings website gives you ample warning about these elemnts. If you can't handle it that's a YOU thing. This story is for those people who CAN handle it.

Also the violence and gore are perfectly historically accurate too. You get a hopelessly infected limb, even nowadays ? It gets amputated. You don't have a safe medical facility around to assist ? It gets amputated painfully without anaesthesia. People used to easily die of what today are laughably small wounds, because they got infected. Germ theory didn't exist. Starvation was widespread. Betraying your fellows to terrible fates to save yourself is a timeless viable strategy - we privileged asses can't complain about it cuz we've never had to face those terrors. It is in fact ABNORMAL to not resort to cannibalism or deceit to survive in terrible conditions with no way out. You'd have to be suicidal, too good for this world, a rabid religious fanatic or psychopathic to not do so. I am none of those, and nor are 99.99 % of you.

And about sexual content in general - there's a reason soldiers / mercenaries and prostitutes have often gone together. Warfare is stressful and you're constantly hoping you won't be the next one to die or get captured / wounded. Sex is a great stress reliever and literally the opposite of death. I'm not saying prostitution networks can't be exploitative. But it makes sense why high - anxiety professions are big users of these services.

[cevansbrat0007]

You’re writing is so amazing, literally love everything you put out!! Do you have any romance book recommendations?!? Literally anything, I fully trust your judgement lol😌

Omigosh! First, thank you so much for the compliment. Second, I got you.

*whips out Kindle*

I've broken it down into categories. Here we go:

Contemporary Line of Duty Series, Tessa Bailey - If I want something quick, down, and dirty I reach for her. I recommend starting with her Line of Duty Series, which features the most delicious rough and tumble cops finding love.

The Coppersmith Farmhouse, Devney Perry - I adore this small town, enemy-to-lovers romance featuring a single mother and the local sheriff. Sheriff Jess can be an ass, but he grovels well. The Game Maker Series, Kresley Cole - Centers around three Russian brothers who have ties to the mafia. While each man is different and beautifully broken in his own way, they all believe in taking what they want. And once one of the Sevastyan's have set their sights on you, they will not take no for an answer. They're also not opposed to kidnapping either. The Italian, T.L. Swan - What happens when a summer fling ends up being so much more than that? This romance tells the story of an Italian mafia boss and his forbidden love with an Australian tourist. There's sex, angst, danger and so much more.

Historical *Outlander Series, Diana Gabaldon - Claire and Jamie's love literally transcends both time and space. This series contains an amazing romance, well researched historical descriptions, elements of magic, and so much more.

Paranormal The Psy Changeling Series, Nalini Singh - If you love stories about shifters and people with psychic abilities then I totally recommend checking out this series. Slave to Sensation is the first book, and premise goes something like: the ruling Psy prefer to exist in a world devoid of feelings and emotions, but what happens when one of their own finds herself craving something only Lucas Hunter, the alpha of the Dark River Shifters, can provide? *The Guild Hunter Series, Nalini Singh - Think Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but with Angels. This series is amazing and the love story between Raphael (the Archangel of New York) and his precious mortal, Elena (who is a badass in her own right). The world building is fantastic, the romance is hot, and each book only gets better. And believe me when I say, these are not your grandmother's angels. I also love the fact that you get to watch their relationship grow and evolve across multiple books. *The Night Huntress Series, Jeaniene Frost - Also has a Buffy the Vampire Slayer vibe, except the heroine is actually half-vampire herself. Bones, her eventual love interest, reminds me of Spike. Just a little bit. And just like the previous series, their romance spans multiple books. Also the love scenes are fabulous. *The Fever Series, Karen Marie Moning - If you love reading about heroines trying to solve mysterious disappearances, the Seelie and Unseelie Fae, and a delicious Alpha Male that could just easily rip you apart as well as fuck you - I'm looking at you, Jericho Barrons - then check this out. This series requires a little commitment because the romance, while hinted at, doesn't start until you're a couple of books in. But it's so worth it because you're rewarded with a territorial, possessive, darkly handsome anti-hero. *The Highlander Series, Karen Marie Moning - If you're a sucker for men in kilts, ancient curses, time travel, and drop-dead-sexy highlanders who fall hard for their modern day mates then please read. Also, some of these heroes go on to appear in the Fever Series as well. Immortals After Dark Series, Kresley Cole - Another great one This one features characters from every corner of the lore. I'm talking vampires, witches, valkyries, berserkers, demons, werewolves, succubi, and more. The men are swoon worthy and the women are badass. But what I especially love is the creativity and humor she manages to weave throughout her stories. She uses the fated mates trope quite a bit, which I love. However, what makes it great is that a lot of times the men show up like: "You belong to me now. I'm ready to take you to home" and their brides-to-be are like "Fuck off. Come any closer and I will stab you/shoot you/light you on fire". And what's more...they absolutely follow-thru. Those heroes have to earn their women. Oh, and the sexy times are good and spicy.

Hope this helps! If you or anyone else decides to read a book from this list, please let me know what you think!

*Indicates Book Boyfriend

[spicy-apple-pie]

HI!

*waves intensely*

Hello, Tumblr user spicy-apple-pie!

I'm sending this ask to ask for a Fandom Favor! (patent pending)

(Apologies in advance if any of this sounds odd, socializing is hard)

I am going to be making a comic depicting how I see Tumblr, and my journey through it so far. The creator of some AWESOME comics, and one of the few DC and TMNT enjoyers, I felt like you had to be here!

A quick question for all: If you have one, may I use a sona/persona or other way you would like to be portrayed, such as a character, and would you give me permission to use it for the purpose of this comic?

IF SO: Would you like to be tagged in updates featuring you/your persona, all updates, or not at all?

IF NOT: Thank you for reading anyways!

HOW CHARACTER REPRESENTATIONS WORK:

First come first serve!

different versions of a character may be represented, such as Turtle Tot rottmnt Donnie and Donnie for the show/movie. What would not work would be rottmnt Donnie from the show and from the movie, because the designs are so similar.

Sonas and OC's are welcome, just give me a comprehensive ref sheet/clear references!

Regardless, thank you for reading this ask, and have a great rest of your day/afternoon/night!

omigosh hi!!!

I would love to get any and all updates on the comic. Here's my sona ref, dm me if you have any questions or need a more detailed character sheet

[pealeii]

Last night I had the privilege of seeing a community theatre production of Tuck Everlasting and it was INCREDIBLE.

It was an outside theater surrounded by trees, so it really added to the vibes and experience.

ALSO they had a live band!! And it was SO good. It added SO much to the performance. It made the whole show so much more full of life--and with the music being live you could hear all the layers and the little details in the music. It also elevated the singers and actors to a high degree.

And speaking of that, the ensemble was giving EVERYTHING. The choreography was a mix of folk and ballet, and they had these little ribbons they used as well! The ensemble had so much energy and their singing was GORGEOUS. All the voices melded so well together. Looking at all the little moments the ensemble had together was so fun.

The staging and lighting was also rather impressive. The stage had two levels and there was this pole that people would go down--it was great. Also for the carnival they changed the stage to have all these signs and ribbons and the colors were wonderful.

Same with the costuming! All the carnival costumes were so colorful and bombastic. Betsy Foster's dresses, also, were especially beautiful.

As for the individual characters...

Winnie was played by a literal child but that added so much to the performance because her mannerisms were accentuated by her age. She had this charming, light voice, and sang all the songs really well.

But JESSE. Was PHENOMENAL. He was full of so much energy and life it was amazing to watch. But he didn't just do a great job at playing Jesse with youth and lightness, the scene when he talks about not wanting to live in the shadows was honestly heartbreaking. It was so honest and raw.

And Jesse also bounced off everyone so well--maybe it was because of the age and height difference between the actors of Winnie and Jesse, but Jesse was really giving off older brother energy in this production. (Side note: For Seventeen, they changed "we could be married" to "we could be happy." I thought it was good.)

ALSO THE WAY JESSE BOUNCED OFF MILES WAS PERFECT.

Their chemistry and dynamic was just SO well done. Near the end of the show (when the Tucks are saying goodbye to Winnie) Miles says to meet Jesse up ahead and he kind of awkwardly grasped Jesse's shoulders and then JESSE CAME IN FOR A BIG HUG AND OMIGOSH IT RUINED ME--it was such a good part. And it was even better because the intensity at which Miles and Jesse were bickering the whole show was just so REAL.

And Miles. MILES. This actor of Miles brought SO much to the part. In the scene where he told Jesse he was a good uncle, he was about to walk offstage but then slammed his fist on the doorframe and told Jesse that he still thinks of him. And his performance of Time was EARTH-SHATTERING. First, when he noticed Winnie was wearing Thomas' clothes, he dropped a cup and the look of devastation on his face was just AUHG. He sang Time so RAW. He sang it intentionally so he sounded on the verge of tears--his voice was almost breaking--but still hitting the notes SO beautifully. And when he held out the note "divides" that's when Thomas and his wife ran offstage😭. At one point, he picked up a blanket like a child and held onto it SO tightly all the way through Time Quartet. (Which was GORGEOUS LIKE OMIGOSH. Mae had this strong, quiet voice that was so beautiful.)

The guy who played The Man in The Yellow Suit was really fun, too. He tried to sneak in as many giggles and laughs as possible and it was delightful. The way he pranced off the stage after Everything's Golden Reprise was hilarious.

And that lead into probably the best number in this performance--YOU CAN'T TRUST A MAN. Hugo was sosososo--he had this lil suit and huge glasses and a magnifying glass--he held himself so intentionally, so HUGO-like. All of his little mannerisms were so fun to watch. And the dynamic and chemistry between him and Constable Joe was show-STOPPING. They bounced off each other so well, and it all culminated into one of the best performances of You Can't Trust a Man I have EVER seen. They added all these little gags and improvisations and ad-libs and choreo that added SO MUCH.

The Story of Winnie Foster was beautiful and heartbreaking as usual (JESSE LOOKED ON during Hugo and Winnie's courting dance, and Hugo and Winnie's child's courting dance and I was like NO MY BOY-)

Also Winnie's child was a girl, which I thought was interesting.

ALso after Winnie and Hugo got married, Hugo gave Constable Joe a big hug and Constable pinned on his badge 😭😭😭😭

TL;DR: Watch and support your local theatres--it is SO worth it!!

[aealzx]

Omigosh ! Shame on me, I've only just noticed that you've done a written version of your comic. Or, at least, extra scenes and the sequel after Donnie becomes himself again.

I've read the first two parts with Raph looking after the recovering Donnie. How can I express my appreciation and admiration for your work? Your drawing style is amazing but your writing style is so descriptive and emotional. I can feel the brotherly love between the turtles, Splinter's love for his children.

You're doing an incredible job, I just had to tell you that.

I hope we get to see more of Disaster Twins after Better Genes.

Oh by the way, what's the reason for the title? Really curious about that.

And that's all I wanted to tell you. I also hope you are doing well !

Take care of yourself 💕✨

Ahhhhhhh no shame no shame XDDD That first post isn’t even like a week old, it’s no big deal at all. You’re totally fine.

Awwwww I’m so glad you enjoy it XDD Honestly comments are enough for me. My receiving love language is totally words of affirmation, so really, just comments pointing out one thing you liked is enough to give me a hit of happy chemicals for a whole hour or more XDD So euguuuuhhh ;V; Thank youuuuuuu omg, I’ve never really had my writing being complimented so much and have always felt like it was rather…scattered and subpar compared to “the good stuff” that makes people notice. So having it pointed out just TVT thank youuuuu. I’m glad the emotions bleed out well enough.

Thank you againnnn

Leo and Donnie being twins is one of my favorite fan headcanons I’ve adopted and looove to play with. But I also just love the dynamics between the entire family, so I end up bouncing around and none of the dous grab my attention permanently. That being said, I do have another Leo and Donnie section planned, as well as Raph and Mikey, Donnie and Mikey, and Carol in there too. XDD

As for the title XDD huuuu that’s a bit hard to explain. Mostly Better Genes is because the concept of double mutated Donnie was ripped from three TMNT 2003 episodes titled “Adventures in Turtle Sitting”, and “Good Genes” part 1 and 2. So I wanted people to know that I was referencing to those episodes, but didn’t want to have my stuff come up when searching those episodes. So I switched Good for Better XDD

But, I also went with Better Genes because it’s a more buried part of the story bit. The rottmnt boys were planned mutants, so it makes sense that they would be designed to have various ehhhhh plus points or whatever you call them. Enhanced strength, speed, etc. One of those that made sense to me was Draxum not wanting people to mess with his design, so I had the thought that Draxum made it so the boys’ genetics couldn’t be tampered with because their own genes would fight off anything that wasn’t part of the original design. 

These two sections kind of touch on that idea:

The reason Donnie was able to create a cure on his own within the vague time limit is because he wasn’t creating something brand new from scratch. His own immune system was trying to fight off the mutagen, it just was being overwhelmed. So he just isolated his own antibodies, and made more of them. And after that his own immune system was able to beat the mutagen, so he’s the one with the better genes X’D

Hope that made sense |D

Thanks again for the note 8DDDD I’m doing great, just eternally tired like everyone else. X’DD

Take care too~ Get yourself a treat if you want.

[cloudcountry]

My dad (who's drunk at the moment) sat me and my younger brother for a 45-minute lecture about entering a relationship and stuff. (Is he tryna beat Lucifer to see who can lecture people longer?!?! 😭)

I was cringing the whole time, my face muscles are a bit sore. Especially when he got into the early pregnancy part of the lecture. Like eurgh!! I don't plan on having a baby inside me now or ever!!!

My parents also teased me after I told them about yesterday's events. They said they're happy someone likes me (I was offended by the way they worded it T—T)

They will not let me live this down HELP. But they also reminded me that I should focus on my life goals first before entering into a relationship.

Anyways, I finished Chapter 5 of Mozart's route and passed the Avatar Challenge. I got the premium story (I don't like the skirt that can be purchased with gold so I reluctantly used the 300 diamonds they gave for free)

It was wonderful!! I kept punching my pillow out of pure giddiness.

And!!! And he smiled a lot and laughed!!! And, and I met Schelm!!! (not sure if that's the right spelling)

Honestly that story was so adorable omigosh!!! AHJAKSVSJSGJA >///<

I feel like I'm gonna have great dreams tonight (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

your parents handled that horribly that sounds so creepy. how are they okay with what that TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD is doing????? im sorry but for the life of me i cannot get rid of teh ick that that whole situation caused.

on a lighter note, i'm gla dyoure enjoying mozart's route!!! but also, for future reference, you can sell items if you dont want them!! so if you dont like the skirt you can just sell it and save yoru diamonds ^^

HIS OWL??? I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT EITHER HELP BUT I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN AHGSDGAFS i hope your dreams are indeed pleasant!!!

[sophiechross]

PURPLE

Omigosh I can't even begin to express how proud I am of my newly found shading skills- he is looking fabulous-

My friend Purple here is from "Blood is Thicker Than Ooze" it's a great story I highly suggest it if you like the turtles.