#but srsly get a room.

[bamboo-bees]

Where were you on that one, John 🤷

[recurring-polynya]

howl, zabimaru

bonus: here it is in two other colorways

[annieqattheperipheral]

looking so blond and sooooo good

That last gif-- he lost he's about to table-hockey table-flip

no i joke he's not bc he's acting and in character. My goodness ppl, show some respect. this is union actor nathan mackinnon he's mentored by two-time Emmy winner sidney crosby

natemac making some of that bank money [lucille bluth: good for her!] with some weirdass commercial trying to do far too many things at once (see my tags)

[logosbot-tm]

I am upset at the fact that I decided to rewatch Good Omens bc I had happily forgotten just how Crowley coded I was, and was just vibing, and now I've gotten back into Good Omens and now I'm pissed again. Who the fuck allowed me to be Crowley coded???

[mona-liar]

BRO can you pls tell me whether or not I have the room, I want to continue planning and even if it's to tell me no at least i'll be able to put all my energy into finding another one instead of halfassing it like I'm doing rn since i still have hope of u saying yes

[achilleslyre]

i hate the ppl i live with sm.. i normally don’t leave my room if they’re home/awake nd the girl i live with went to her room for a nap nd the guy left the place so i went out to make food and ig she couldn’t fall asleep bc she comes out, sees me in the kitchen and in a super disgusted tone goes “oh.” she starts slamming shit around then storms out…….

[willowistic22]

Hate that sometimes i get all snappy and bitchy towards my family. But i gotta speak my case here when i know if i say it out loud to them it’ll just get worse. Yeah i guess i am a bitch but only if i feel fucking violated by what you say or do to me. I constantly feel like the butt of the joke and the last priority for everything and basically invisible on a normal day. So i’m sorry that i’m being all bitchy when i’m trying to defend myself from my little sister from being a goddamn bully because you adults have no intentions in trying to tell her off or just fucking stop with the whole being fucking pushy and condescending and a whole damn bully towards me.

Or i’m just going through hormonal puberty changes again. Idk.

[koganelovesmcclain]

One day before I die, I am going to live somewhere decent that isn't falling apart around me. I swear and I promise myself this. Even if it's just for a day.

[borvooven]

I may be having a heat stroke but still need to study for a test tomorrow. i love summer!

Remember to drink a lot guys! STAY FUCKING HYDRATED!!!

[sc3n3kitt3h]

SOON!!!!!!!

[nomaishuttle]

wahhhh i dont wanna go 2 work tmrw

[erwinsvow]

we need more moment where shy!reader was studying and practicing new things to show rafe!! ik that girl is so kinky and it’s always the shy girls <33

YESS omg i srsly love that drabble when i reread it im like she was cookin.. i feel like shes the type to try to prep herself with a dildo bc she can never take all of rafe but imagine he found it n was like ?!!?

really—your boyfriend was too big. it was excessive, and though you could never find the words to tell him to stop or slow down—mostly because you didn't want him to—he always did anyways.

no matter how much you insisted that you could take all of him, rafe didn't like to listen. so you were stuck in a conundrum, and your choices were either lying to your boyfriend that it didn't hurt or accepting the fact that he'll never be as rough with you as you want.

you were willing to sit down and accept a lot of things without a fight—but this was not one of them.

one discreetly wrapped delivery later, you had yourself your very own rafe-sized dildo—a pretty pink color and of such a size that it had your insides churning with anticipation. about half an hour later with the use of some lube and lots of work, you were successfully able to fit about three-fourths. it wasn't perfect, yet, but it was a work in progress.

you didn't want to overdo it and end up insanely sore either, and you were beginning to realize even half was enough to have you cumming over and over again. so much so that you almost forgot about the date you had planned with rafe for that night—scrambling to get up and get ready.

that night, after a nice date and way too much ice cream, you realized you were too fucked out from your afternoon activity to go for another round for rafe. it was no big deal—except it happened the next day. then the day after that. and the one after that.

you had mastered the rafe-sized dildo, and you could take the entire thing after week of practice. but it also meant that it had been a full week without your boyfriend fucking you—something that hadn't happened since you had lost your virginity to him.

a little too clueless around rafe like always, you hadn't realized anything was wrong. rafe was on edge—pent up and unable to keep taking out his frustration on the golf course after almost breaking one of his clubs—but you didn't really notice.

you were waiting for tonight, after another date to show him your new-found skills, but of course, he didn't know that.

getting ready in your bathroom, blasting music and doing your makeup, you don't even hear the door open to your bedroom. rafe came to get you early, knowing you would need more time but way too antsy to wait alone in his car.

he sits on your bed, listening to the muffled music from behind the closed door. he's not impatient with you and hardly ever like this, but the current situation had left him more desperate to see you than usual.

leaning against your headboard, he feels something under your pillow. lifting it to move whatever it was—knowing you, the book you had been reading last night—his jaw clenches when he sees it. a dildo. not just any dildo—a huge dildo. under your pillow like you'd just been using it or something.

the pillow stays in his hand but he has an overwhelming urge to chuck it across the room. was this the reason the two of you hadn't had sex in a week? were you finding pleasure from some stupid toy instead of him?

"rafe?" you ask, stepping out of the bathroom and staring at the scene in front of you with big eyes. you're distractingly pretty everyday but even more so today with a short skirt and done-up face for the date he's not sure if he'll be taking you on.

your face burns with humiliation—stupidly realizing you hadn't put the damn thing away after last night. rafe is looking at you and then looking back at your bed, his fist tight around your pillow.

"um, i-"

"do you wanna explain? i'll give you five fuckin' seconds to explain-"

"no, it's not what it looks like-"

"really, kid? what it looks like is you're fuckin' this stupid thing instead of me. y'know, i'll just fuck off and you can have fun-"

rafe stands, not really angry but still sounding like he is. it's more pent-up frustration bubbling up, but you rush over to him anyways, looking so panicked he feels bad the second he said anything. he can't stay mad at you for longer than a minute.

"it's not what it looks like, i swear-"

"what is it then, huh?"

"i was just practicing! i was just trying to get better for you. see, it's yours." you motion to the toy still on the bed.

"huh?" rafe asks, looking between you and the bed.

"it's you. see. it's like... your size. um-" you get flustered again, shutting up in the fear that you've just said something to rafe that you should have kept to yourself. "i'm.. sorry?"

"no you're not."

"no, but i feel bad. are your feelings hurt? i'm sorry."

when rafe glances back at you, tearing his gaze away from the bright pink that's beginning to hurt his eyes, he realizes how sad you look, thinking you've done something to upset him.

"no, m'fine. just.. tell me next time. it was a jump scare."

"okay.." you stay still infront of him, awkwardly playing with your hands waiting for him to say something. you're a little concerned rafe's still upset, but he doesn't seem to look it, rather looking at you expectedly.

"what?" you question immediately, eyebrows furrowing in confusion.

"what? get on the bed. you've had enough practice. time for the real thing."

[mona-liar]

I know I took my vacation from work bc i spent a full day finally working on all the bureaucratic stuff i put off for far too long AND am currently moving all the furniture in my room. It's currently a mess but so much better than it used to be. A win for hel-nation

[soupcrouton]

Sick of my roommates not fucking cleaning anything

[achilleslyre]

GUYS the roommate i’m hoping to get a room with just sent me pictures of their apartment and outside their kitchen i spotted a naruto poster WISH ME LUCK ON BEING THE ONE TO GET THAT ROOM THIS PLACE IS MADE FOR MEEEEEE