#but the gender envy omfg

[milady-mothman]

helluva boss s2 ep5 spoliers

omg

OMG

THIS EPISODE WAS AMAZING

[linksboobs]

Yall I'm obssesed with the linked maze he lis literally the mood the moment the year and the century

HE IS THE MOMENT OHMYGGOOODDD

Art by: @linked-maze !!!!!

[lavenderr-starrs]

WHO DO I NEED TO KILL TO LOOK LIKE FALINS NEW LOOK

[aj-acent]

Hatman maybe real but his gender is NOT

[butchcharliee]

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[i97dante]

my classmate has such a snatched waist and i get so much gender envy from him whenever i look at him. oof dude.

[saetoshis]

that third pic is giving me so much gender envy you are HOTTT

UWAAA GHATS LIKE THE BEST COMPLIMENT EVER 🥲🥲🥲 snifle omfg u r so sweet baby I KISS I KISS !!-!-&

[starlight-poet]

Shout out to "guy who asked some questions to know more about the silly weird things happening around him and ended up tangled in and lowkey consumed by The Horrors™" gotta be one of my favourite genders

They both are my type and make me feel the biggest gender envy I've ever felt

(also the whole "the truth is in the tapes" thing omfg)

[kittymeow180]

ppl will see a girl with short hair and immediately begin using they/them pronouns and commenting " I WANNA STEAL THEIR GENDER I WANT WHATEVER GENDER THIS IS OMFG GENDER ENVY " as if its simply not just a girl with short hair. because ofc that means its a whole new separate gender.. no way u could just be a girl and look like that. whole new category! duh!

[monarchofthequeerpotatoes]

out of context @beanthebugboi quotes because they're very funny

(other friends we have for context are d (she/her) sd (they/it/he/she) and s (she/her))

(quotes that aren't signed were bean because this post was supposed to be about them before i started copy and pasting an entire document full of quotes. i dont take credit for any of this apart from stuff i said i just think its funny)

"i was going for "rotisserie chicken" and ended up closer to "roadkill""

"hell yeah i have a rice krispie spine"

"would you recognise my hands if they weren't full of bird?"

“I just found out that vegetables don’t exist, reality is crumbling, YOU EXPECT ME TO BE POSITIVE??” “Bean, Bean, Bean, Bear Grylls should have taught you by now, the three rules to survival are: positivity, positivity, positivity. How else will we survive in this crumbling, vegetable-less universe?”- @sarkylittlemonster

“….y’know I was just doing an impression of Hooty singing Wii music when….”

“For the last time, it is NOT cannibalism”

“AWWWW I love thatttttt it is absolutely perfect” “Ah yes beqn >:]” -D “I am going to hold your imaginary pet peacocks hostage”

“I saw it in your bass music” (in a dream that @forest-fairy-wren had)

“Do you have a lot in common with a pine cone?”

“GHOSTBUSTERS” "THOSE BUSTARDS” - @sarkylittlemonster

“Yay for not getting stabbed”

“How dare you insult my deep-fried root vegetables” “HA, vegetables don’t exist, and neither does taste, it appears” - @sarkylittlemonster “IT IS TOO DAMN EARLY FOR THIS” “IT’S TOO DAMN EARLY FOR ONION RINGS BUT THAT DIDN’T STOP YOU DID IT” - @sarkylittlemonster

“I’m so honoured I just choked on my own spit”

“Oh you play violin, that’s so cool!”- @sarkylittlemonster “*Screams in violist*”

“Good morning, fbi's most and least wanted! How are we all today? :D” - @forest-fairy-wren “…I need to know who’s who lol. Am I most wanted or least wanted” “You're probably right in the middle :D” - @forest-fairy-wren

“Why the heck are you talking like that :)” “Whatever do you mean? I have always talked in this manner” - @forest-fairy-wren “THOU MUST NOT ASKETH QUESTIONS CONCERNING OUR WAY OF SPEAK.” - s “…Alright I shall not asketh.”

“Please close your balls of sight and rest.” - @forest-fairy-wren “D o   n o t   c a l l   e y e s   t h a t   e v e r   a g a i n” “Very well I shall call them seeing orbs instead.” - @forest-fairy-wren “Yeah that works”

“I- she’s so pretty. So flippin majestic. *gay screaming*”

“I have no idea what conversation i just walked into but it seems interesting :)” “Whale reproductive organ size debate” - S

“Sleep is cool, Bean! It's like a free trial of death :D” - @forest-fairy-wren “Mhm really selling it there lol”

“OMFG GUYS I was listening to Will Wood (as one does, when one is trying to get through a stupid math project) and just as 6up 5oh Cop-Out started, an ambulance passed, and the siren went perfectly with the music nsafjhdsklfhdakshfg I literally had to pause the music because I was like “wait why does the siren bit sound different”

“Oh I’m sorry let me just-” *becomes ilikemenderman*

“...so his tongue is a breadstick revolver?”

“Hi, I’m back, also what the fuck”

“Is that the same as t4t but with cannibalism?”

“You’re averaging 120 children per wife lmao” “Who are you to judge, cannibal”- @sarkylittlemonster “If they were sour, you'd probably eat them :(“ - @forest-fairy-wren

“Witchcraft is talking* to my sage plant so it’ll be better at getting rid of bad vibes)” “*nicely, not the way Crowley does” “Well, you’ll never become Crowly at this rate, BUCK UP AND THREATEN THEM” - @sarkylittlemonster “Witch duties take precedence over gender envy rn. I refuse to put any negativity in my sage plant 😤”

“Wedding?”-S “For the last time S I am NOT marrying Ronaldo” “I- lol, what?” -D “Yesterday, when Uni and Wren decided to have a double wedding with Vox and Akira, S decided to make it a triple wedding and tried to marry me off to Christiano Ronaldo. I hissed at her, passive-aggressively played a country song about a girl and her bestie murdering her husband, and then ran away to live in the woods and become Squirrel Girl”

“……so I have to marry a football guy, an evil capitalist TV screen, and someone’s cat-eared OC???” “Sounds like a Tuesday”-me

“Is Ronaldo in hell?” “I’m the one who sent him there” -S

“...are you a writer or a serial killer” “I am a professional multitasker” -S

“Guys I was NOT DROWNING ANYONE”

“Star why are you lobotomizing pencils”

“Rt54re4” (his cat)

“I have literally zero flirting skills, I cry when I get mad, and sometimes I sit on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night eating sliced cheese out of the packet. I am the opposite of simp-able”

“Fear not sib, for I am thick-skulled. Also I think it's currently Uni's turn with The Sanity so dw I didn't damage it.”

“Y'all I think I resurrected a fish yesterday. Also there are sooo many Hamilton songs stuck in my head rn (again), and I really really really want some chocolate rocks.”

“*scurries away with a slightly larger number of bones than the average human*”

“I just want to point out thstI sond a my bones, they wrre not stolen :D” - @forest-fairy-wren “I think Weeb is having a stronk”

“…I may or may not have just consumed a dead gnat.”

“I'm dysphoric AND disabled, Body is my comfort song”

“nOPE no no fuck no I will kick you in the kidneys” -Bean “Not my crunchy kidneys :(“ - @sarkylittlemonster “What.” - @forest-fairy-wren 

“Anyway, gonna go stick the lil fella in the microwave, brb :D”

“Every uterus should come with a free lavender-scented microwavable plushie”

“The goop is indeed goopy”

[petewentzsvaginabones]

Thank you for enabling my Cure infodumping

This is a silly interview from the Pornography era where they were all fetuses. Simon is particularly gender envy https://youtu.be/bXQiJYO2hU4?si=mP1fkKanunuVofvs

Here’s one where Robert and Simon were guest hosts on a radio show called “Love Line” where people submit their love questions. They talk about bisexuality, ethical non monogamy, and parasocial relationships. https://youtu.be/kTgKoN1OppA?si=3dswji776KDcwl5e

I don’t know if you’ve heard this before but Simon briefly left The Cure after he and Robert had a falling out and he was in a band called Fools Dance. This is the only song he did vocals on (it is aggressively 80s) https://youtu.be/cpfItP9fhKk?si=-ExKLrEepVGyf6Y1

A silly interview after Simon’s return and Simon actually gets to talk! Robert talks a bit about bands and politics and his favorite groups and artists like Kate Bush. Also Robert calls Simon “hunky” https://youtu.be/tK-f5MRLpUA?si=sPs2guGdLIVouqex

Not an interview but a cute clip from the play out documentary ft. Simon and his baby son https://youtu.be/gnliIBJztxI?si=RizcUkOrJHuGedTs

A long interview with just Robert but he talk about Maryyy and how much he hates Americans https://youtu.be/WQaoMATV1UU?si=pAW5TAXy0Re_nwnc

I used to watch this religiously https://youtu.be/nZD1GVrNGwI?si=izpTfEXPYkf0N0iV

An interview with very strange energy. Their hair is MASSIVE and they’re all soooo sleepy https://youtu.be/To-Bzc4VDf0?si=P8A_Ooo3um2QGmkX

At the very end we get a glimpse of the illusive Mary and Robert’s sister Janet who was with Pearl their guitarist at the time https://youtu.be/14T8cpNh8YQ?si=0bcimQHdaX1NPGjj

IVE SEEN PICTURES OF THE FIRST INTERVIEW OMFG SIMON IS SO PRETTY!!

i’m definitely gonna have to put all these in a playlist on youtube so i can binge them all

tysm!!!!

[the-genderflux-experience]

+ to add on to my last ask (a tad bit unrelated) Corey riffin is so gender omfg, I need to become this BOYLOSER so bad omfgggg

I don't know the character or show, but that's so fair! Something about cartoon characters is very gender envy too? I can't quite explain it, but the gender of characters that aren't super realistic is somehow so different in such a cool way.

Thanks for sending another ask! :DD

[vivizaii]

do i want him or do i want to BE him

gender envy goes crazy omfg stop beinf so prettu

[illuminopseudonymous]

New gender envy just dropped

OMFG I want to be as otherworldly and ambiguous as them

[ramlightly]

Curious Souls asked: this isnt a question but i wanted to say omfg i have so much gender envy for berry and thistle!!! love them sm

Thank you so much! And, god, totally understandable lol. [Smile or comment on the answer here](https://retrospring.net/@ramlightly/a/111546916836639802)

[xxbatmanb3y0ndxx]

Reazonz why both final deztination 4 & 5 we're worze than the firzt 3, an ezzay .

#1 very minimal hot guyz ?????

Every. EVERY SINGLE GUY IN FD2 IN HOT ??? Tim . Hot (I'm 14) (I'm single) (I'm gay)

RORY???? So do I explain more??? So cute I love coke <33

EUGENE IZ SO HOT 2 OMFG he needed more screentime fr 😭

The only guy thatz mid iz officer burke ..... I jz call him the weird predatory cop sorry

^ Kimberly waz like ... barely out of highschool, maybe even still in . like girl .... he graduated highschool & cop school!?? Idk ...

EVAN LEWIZ MAKEZ MY TOWZ CURL HEZ SO HOT OMFG

Final deztination 1 had so hottt guyz 2

- Todd. I live laugh love him so much hez like actually me 🙏🙏 & hez so so so hot one time I saw a book that looked like him

- ALEX????? HOLY shit 😭😭😭😭 like underated hot literally gender envy

- Billy iz jz so cute & hot I love him & everything seann haz been in !!!!!!!

& laztly fd3 ..... Ian ..... Ian mckin..... Ian McKinley ............... Hez so .... So so so so so so so so so HOT OMFGGG 😭😭😭💕💕 I'm literally him in real life hez literally me omfg

- Kevin iz kinda ....... but alzo kinda scary looking ☺️

- Lewiz ... hez so .... 🥺🥺🥺 I love him 2 I love Texaz battle sm

- ok but Jazon ...... Literally love jezze mozz iz so hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

then fd4 & 5 ... I guezz Nathan iz cute in 5?? Peter 2??? Other than that like ... Who?????