#but then i found out tendou was gay

[klwl-truck]

Oh Tendou you’re so fine!! (you’re so fine you blow my mind) ♥️♥️

[kings-highway]

Haikyuu Captain Squad Flashfiction: "Never Have I Ever..."

[all my usual ships apply.]

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They weren't exactly drunk, per se, but the rules of the game were simple, and designed to change that quickly. The question is asked, "Never Have I Ever..." and then, if you have, you are given the choice of either spilling your guts and telling the story, or taking a shot.

Most of the time, games like this were pretty tame and usually in good fun - Oikawa liked to get under people's skin, but nobody was ever really offended, and from where he was sitting now, lounging back against Iwaizumi and having had not so much as a single shot in him yet, he looked like he was getting bored of the game.

Other people - people who experienced more shame - had taken more drinks. Bokuto is looking especially rough, though in his defence he's just taken a shot due to a "never have I ever broken the law," statement Ushijima had made, accompanied by the Fukurodani alumni's suspicious stare at Daichi. Actually, everyone who "had" that round had taken the shot. Daichi, himself, had taken a shot, and then told everyone they could die mad about it, so who knows what that was about.

Either way, some secrets begin to slip and some stories come out and everyone is laughing and enjoying themselves. "Never have I ever... hooked up with a friend's ex," Tendou says, and there's a tense moment of silence as everyone waits to see who's fessing up and who's taking the shot-

"Okay, okay, fine, you got me," Oikawa says, putting his hands in the air and accidentally whacking Iwaizumi in the face in the process. "Hooked up with doesn't exactly apply but I did make-out with Iwa's middle school girlfriend. But it was like 3 years after they'd broken up and she was hot as shit."

"You're gay," Kuroo says, confused by this justification.

"And she was hot as shit, what do you not understand?"

There's a ripple of laughter from among the group, before Daichi is tapping Suga's side, to remind him that it was his turn to go.

"Oh, right..."

Truthfully, Suga also wasn't doing too bad, but there was something about how unashamedly Oikawa admitted to every goddamn little thing that was pissing him off - he had to take a shot eventually! So, thinking he has an ace up his sleeve, he says:

"Never have I ever had a sex dream about someone else's boyfriend," and waits confidently, expecting Oikawa to raise his hand and also expecting him to not be brave enough to admit it to a group of people he is sure must contain the subject - Suga would put his money on Ushijima, but Kuroo, Bokuto, Akaashi, hell, Suga or Daichi himself even seemed likely candidates.

What he does not expect is for, yes, Oikawa to raise his hand, and then behind him, Iwaizumi to do the same. And then - he watches in abject horror as both Kuroo and Kenma lift a hand, Ushijima and Tendou both raise a hand, and he feels, beside him, Daichi raises his hand.

Everyone is staring at each other in silence. The only group with no skin in this race - Bokuto and Akaashi - are glancing around the circle with nervous eyes. Even Bokuto seems to have grown suddenly very aware of this precipice they've all found each other on. There are a handful of answers that would be fine - If Tendou says it was about Akaashi, for example, everyone would be fine and probably laugh it off. If Iwaizumi says its about Ushijima, a full out slaughter will begin and nobody is leaving alive.

"Holy shit," Suga says, before deciding to whack Daichi in the chest. "Dude!"

He gets only a dumb if not slightly embarassed look in return. Suga would by lying if he said he wasn't burning with curiosity, but before Daichi can make the choice to drink or spill:

"Wait," Ushijima says, hand faltering slightly. "Does the question dictate that you must have had the dream while this person was in an active relationship? Or merely about someone who is now the boyfriend of someone you know?"

"While they were actively dating someone else," Suga says.

Ushjima puts his hand down, which creates another chorus of confused mutters and glances between each other.

Everyone wants to know what everyone else knows, but none of them were willing to start. Sugs is relatively horrified to realize this means they all probably know their own confessions are going to be controversial.

"Well-" Oikawa starts, though even he is looking a little flustered. "Ah, as the game says-"

"Nope!" Akaashi cuts in, leaning forward to start pouring shots. "Everyone is drinking."

"It's up to us on whether or-"

"Everyone is drinking. Everyone drink. Right now."

There's a tone that leaves no room for argument. Akaashi is almost feverishly trying to avoid the otherwise inevitable screaming match this question would result in, handing out shots with force. Or, maybe, he just doesnt want to have to know this information. Or how many of the answers were going to be Bokuto.

With relatively suspicious glances around the circle, everyone who's raised their hand takes a shot.

Suga supposed he's accomplished his goal, but geez, at what cost?

[bittertomato]

A lil late but happy new year!

Characters under the cut, plus some fun facts

Tomato's faves for each month of 2023

January: Diana Cavendish (Little With Academia)

February: Diana Cavendish (Little Witch Academia)

March: True Rider — Hippolyta (Fate/Strange Fake)

April: Psyche Callista (Your Throne)

May: Misaka Mikoto (A Certain Scientific Railgun)

June: Misaka Mikoto (A Certain Scientific Railgun)

July: Morgan (Fate/Grand Order)

August: Morgan (Fate/Grand Order)

September: Morgan (Fate/Grand Order)

October: Morgan (Fate/Grand Order)

November: Morgan (Fate/Grand Order)

December: Morgan (Fate/Grand Order)

Brainrot of the Year 2023: Morgan (Fate/Grand Order)

Hall of Fame (aka brainrots of years past)

2023: Morgan (Fate/Grand Order)

2022: Tsuruhime Yachiyo (Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight: ReLive)

2021: Tsuruhime Yachiyo and Yumeoji Shiori (Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight: ReLive)

2020: Yumeoji Shiori (Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight: ReLive)

2019: Tendou Maya (Shoujo Kageki Revue Starlight: ReLive)

2017 & 2018: Diana Cavendish (Little Witch Academia)

2016: Carmilla Karnstein (Carmilla the Webseries), Elsa (Frozen), Tohsaka Rin (Fate/stay night), and Misaka Mikoto (A Certain Scientific Railgun)

2015: Carmilla Karnstein + Laura Hollis aka Hollstein (Carmilla the Webseries) aka my gay awakening

2014: Elsa (Frozen)

2012 & 2013: Higurashi Kagome (Inuyasha), Kuchiki Rukia (Bleach), Mouri Ran (Detective Conan), and Chiba Mamoru (Sailor Moon)

2011: Chiba Mamoru (Sailor Moon)

2009 & 2010: Kuchiki Rukia (Bleach)

Pre-2009: Who knows? My memory sure doesn't!

And I promised fun facts, so...

The early days...

The reason I can date my first fave to Rukia in 2009 is because that was when I made a Fanfiction.net account and posted my first fanfic. Don't read it I was young and foolish.

Bleach, Inuyasha, and Sailor Moon were my first animes. The first two I definitely watched on Adult Swim back when I still watched cable.

I used to be pretty skilled at self defense and even have a first degree black belt. One of the reasons why Ran from Detective Conan really left an impression on me.

There's a few unnamed faves that I also had from more obscure anime that were from so long ago that I can't pinpoint the exact years. A special shoutout to Asuka from Ask Dr. Rin! This show is in no way affiliated with Tohsaka Rin lol.

And yes, I do have male faves besides Mamoru! I love Hak and his constipated repressed feelings for Yona (Akatsuki no Yona) and my in-game name in FGO is inspired by Kurogane (Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles). And for whatever reason, Fred is my favorite from Scooby Doo.

Honestly, I have to give Elsa some credit. I think she started the trend of my faves being "blonde/light haired "regal" rich/well off BAMF ladies who seem cold and distant on the surface but are actually dorks over-burdened and forced to grow up too fast, with a dash (or a ton) of family angst dumped on them." I mean, do you see any of my past faves being blonde? xD

The college days...

I was in denial about being queer and swore I was straight until I somehow found Carmilla the Webseries (I don't even know how) during the summer of 2015 and had a multi-step process of acceptance that went something like "Oh the actress for Laura Hollis is hot. Oh the actress for Carmilla is cute, pretty, and a huge dork. Oh everyone is pretty attractive. Wait mostly just the girls. Wait is that why I don't give a shit about men?"

Little Witch Academia is not only the first series where I published fanfic on AO3, but it's also the series that got me to write AND finish longer stories. So congrats, Diana! I really wanted to angst you :D It's also the fandom where I found my closer Discord friends. Love y'all, mwah.

I think Revue Starlight might be the series that squeezed the most faves out of me. It holds a special place in my heart for numerous reasons, but the main one might be the collab fic I worked on with Quill, who is now my partner 😊So thanks, ReLive even if your gacha game is somehow even worse than FGO.

That said, the series I seem to always go back to seem to be the To aru and Fate franchises. Maybe it's because they're still ongoing.

Those two are also the reason I started messaging Quill back in the day, so they hold an extra special place in my heart. Even with all their flaws.

And then Lostbelt 6 hit FGO and blew everything out of the water. I rave about Morgan a lot but that chapter of the game truly had a stellar cast. Nasu wanted us to remember that he can cook lol.

Where is my Lostbelt 6 anime, Aniplex?

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

The Lonesome Crow

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/XyI4qM7

by MorbidPastels

Hinata Shoyo had found himself to be a lonely child for a very long time, unable to connect with others despite all his efforts in order to do so. That is, until one day he met a girl, and through that girl he found volleyball, and through volleyball he found what he had always been searching for, connection.

This story is a revamped version of my other story 'The Prefectures Perfect #10' which was based off another story which I deeply loved. I got burnt out and busy so I never finished it despite trying to restart it, but now I'm in a better place and wanted to try writing again with more of a plot this time! I hope everyone can enjoy this as much as the other one and do not fret! Many of the events which happened in that story will also happen here, just with a few changes and alterations! Enjoy!

Words: 1307, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, M/M, Multi

Characters: Karasuno Volleyball Club, Nekoma Volleyball Club, Aobajousai Volleyball Club, Fukuroudani Volleyball Club, Shiratorizawa Academy Volleyball Club, Inarizaki Volleyball Club, Johzenji Volleyball Club, Itachiyama Academy Volleyball Club, Nohebi Volleyball Club, Kitagawa Daiichi Volleyball Club, Kamomedai Volleyball Club, Shinzen Volleyball Club, Karasuno Girls Volleyball Club, Hinata Shouyou's Family, Original Characters

Relationships: Hinata Shouyou/Everyone, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Azumane Asahi/Nishinoya Yuu

Additional Tags: Everyone Is Gay, Everyone Loves Hinata Shouyou, Hinata Shouyou is Sunshine, Oblivious Hinata Shouyou, Hurt/Comfort, Hinata Shouyou-centric, Multiple Relationships, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations, Hinata Shouyou is a Good Friend, Hinata Shouyou is a Good Significant Other, Hinata Shouyou is Bad at Feelings, Hinata Shouyou Needs a Hug, Hinata Shouyou Has ADHD, Mental Health Issues, Social Issues, Minor Original Character(s), Hinata Shouyou is a Good Sibling, Hinata Shouyou in Love, Slow Build, Slow Romance, Slow To Update, Hinata Shouyou Protection Squad, Hinata Shouyou Swears, Hinata Shouyou & Yachi Hitoka Friendship, Karasuno Family, Protective Karasuno Volleyball Club, Family Issues, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicide Attempt, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Romantic Fluff, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Physical Abuse, Car Accidents, Childhood Trauma, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Team Bonding, Love Confessions, Declarations Of Love, Falling In Love, Idiots in Love, Friendship/Love, Dorks in Love, Loss of Parent(s), Long Hair

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/XyI4qM7

[yoshkeii]

"𝙰 𝚜𝚑𝚢 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚑"

࿐ character(s): Ushijima Wakatoshi, Daichi Sawamura, Kuroo Tetsurou

࿐ genre: sfw, soft/fluff, comfort, tiny angst if you squint

࿐ type: headcanons (hcs)? / imagine

࿐ requested by: @dumpsterfireinc 

⌦  shymale!reader (he/him)

⌦ ‘if I can request comfort hcs for Ushijima, Daichi, Kuroo, and Oikawa who have a crush on as shy male!reader who thinks the boys should be with a girl and not him.’

A/N: i had to drop oikawa on this one since i cant seem to get his personality out?? i- uh-. i apologize- also my way of writing hcs is weird? idk why i like writing like that, but eventually they’ll shift- somehow- (i’ll probably make a proper hcs post if you want-)

1-16-2021: sorry in advanced if this took waaay to long. im doubting my writings. kinda shit but im just burnt out.

𝚄𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚓𝚒𝚖𝚊:

❀ Ushijima had a crush on you. of course he would, someone so soft, gentle, and shy. he actually found it cute you having those aspects. even though not a lot of people would enjoy such an introverted person at times.

❀ being shy would fit well together with his own personality generally. like being stoic and quiet himself. at some points he genuinely thought you and him were perfect. just two puzzle pieces that could fit together.

❀ he doesn’t know when he had a crush on you till Tendou or someone would bring it up. cause he always somehow had his eyes on you in the halls, classes, etc. 

❀ adding on to his personality, he is very blunt and straightforward with his words. and when you heard those three words from the intimidating captain. made your heart skip a beat, muscles tense, and mind race.

❀ “..y-you.. like me??” the softened tone in your voice echoed within the empty afterschool halls.

❀ “Yes. I just stated that.”

❀ “..I heard you.. you dummy..” you muttered the last words softly. fiddling with your fingers nervously, he always found you fidgeting with something whenever you were nervous or put on the spot. your gaze kept low.

❀ the silence only just settled. making Ushijima await another word from your smaller figure.

❀ but he didn’t expect those words to slip out of your mouth. he never did.

❀ “Why.. Why would you want to be with me.. instead.” your voice still kept your softened tone, but it had a faint hint of sadness. the slight wavering of your voice gave way.

❀ “..isn’t it better to be.. with a girl instead? t-they’re better options. pretty. talented. i-i don’t.. have any of those.”

❀ Ushijima just stared, unsure on what to do. no one told him this would be a scenario or a possibility. thought it was simply just a yes or no to a confession, something quick.

❀ “You also won’t l-look.. weird.. o-odd.. with-” your voice cracked, tears gathered in your eyes. quickly wiping them away with a sniff.

❀ “F-fuck I’m sorry.. for c-crying..” softly cursing as you nervously laughed.

❀ “y/n,” Ushijima lifted your head gently with his hand making sure your eyes looked up at him, “..I don’t care, if people will look at us weirdly. I don’t care if they all knew or not.”

❀ he wiped the tears dripping from your eyes as you stared at him with disbelief.

❀ “I like you. No- I love you. That’s that. I love y/n, and nothing will stop that.”

❀ shortly, tears poured from your eyes from his words. softly murmuring apologizes for crying over this accompanied w/ a smile on your face. Ushijima just wiping your tears away for you, seeing how your face just melts in his hand in comfort. regaining composure after a couple of reassurances from him.

❀ “I-I.. I love you.. t-too.. Wakatoshi..” 

𝙳𝚊𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒:

❀ mans had a big crush on you ever since you both had multiple shared classes. especially same homeroom.

❀ Daichi and you had an decent relationship, it wasn’t as close like he has with Sugawara or Asahi. having the same homeroom, he always found you alone and minding your own business a desk or two behind him in the back.

❀ sometimes exchanging the simple hellos and small talk whenever Suga and/or Asahi dared him to. knowing how his eyes occasionally drifts towards your direction of the room.

❀ for someone so quiet.. he didn’t know it could be a cute feature. an adorable one if he would say so himself. just seems too s o f t .

❀ your gentle voice always made his heart skip a beat, it was so calming. a remedy to his ears. after a few small talks and interactions, you both managed to hang out a little more often. being invited on study dates sessions since you were also pretty smart in the academics (brownie points!) 

❀ as of right now, his eyes were simply glued on you. just watching you talk about whatever subject. he really wasn’t paying attention... or at all. admiring your features from across the small table on the floor that was littered with notebooks, textbooks, papers and pens.

❀ he knew you were shy so he often kept things low and safe for you whenever you both hung out once in awhile. sometimes exchanging little sticky notes with each other to limit talking.

❀ once he confessed to you, through the last sticky note of his. not a manly way to really confess but he couldn’t figure anything else out for you. didnt want to scare you away.

❀ you stared up at the captain in slight doubt, going back to the note to reread the words written. ‘would you like to go out with me?’ tiny hearts here and there on the note.

❀ looking back up at him, you noticed the slight blush across his face. you realized he was serious.

❀ “..why would you want to go out with me?” your grip on the note slightly tightened, as thoughts began to flood your mind. “wouldn’t it be better- be better with a girl?? a-and.. not me.” you began to slip on your words, gaze slipping down to avoid his eyes as you noticed him looking up at you now.

❀ “..with.. a girl?” Daichi mustered out.

❀ “or.. anyone but... me. I’m not.. popular. I’m not.. p-pretty, c-cute.. handsome.. s-smart either...”  you began to ramble, negative thoughts after another.

❀ “H-hey y/n. y/n..!” Daichi was closer to you now, his hands on your shoulders hoping to get you out of your negative trance.

❀ it successfully worked, making you stop but your gaze still remain low. hearing a sigh from Daichi made you tensed, you liked him too. you loved him. but you don’t know if it was best for him to date you. or be in a relationship in that matter.

❀ Daichi wrapped his arms around you, “Don’t be so harsh to yourself. I denied most of the confessions... j-just.. to ask you out one day you know. I’m confident I want you more than any girl.” he muttered.

❀ noticing you relaxing in his arms made him slightly smile, feeling you hug back. your hands grasping the back of his gakuran, mustering the urge to cry you hid your face on his shoulders. eventually muffling out your soft sobs and various ‘i love you too’

𝙺𝚞𝚛𝚘𝚘:

𝚊/𝚗: 𝚐𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚒𝚏 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐.

❀ it was obvious Kuroo was crushing on someone. and that someone was you. being one of the assistances, or at this point the team would’ve eventually called you their manager. often there to aid and help whenever needed so you stumbled by the gym many times to either drop something off for one of the members or coaches.

❀ always teasing and flirting with you, which wasn’t such an out-of-character of him. knowing him to be the master of provocation. but often when you weren’t there, he would start talking about you. unconsciously sometimes.

❀ which gave a big sign of his feelings, especially through Kenma. it wasn’t so hard to see, but you were dense and oblivious over it.

❀ he knew you liked him back eventually, seeing how you haven’t turned him down with any of his teases accompanied with the slight blush on your face each time. you were just too shy to say anything about it.

❀ he was aware that you were very shy and introverted. always seeing you staying back or infront of crowds in the hallway and avoided them at all costs. being observant he took note of it.

❀ always managing to catch you away from people or just a little people in the area, he used that time to talk to you more privately.

❀ you both began to get to know each other pretty well each time.

❀ exchanging interests and moments you’ve had in your life. often making you giggle at his silly retorts and remarks, funny moments of his teams and others. he was genuinely seeing a new side of you.

❀ never really seeing you smile brightly and laugh without holding back. it felt surreal and a literal dream.

❀ “Hey, y/n, have you dated anyone yet?” Kuroo looked over at you, eyes staring in curiosity with his common sly smirk.

❀ “I-.. uhh.. n-not yet?” you nervously laughed, messing with the sleeve of your nekoma track jacket.

❀ “Well then.. do you have a crush?” he continued on. 

❀ “O-oh.. Ye-yeah! He probably won’t like me b-back though..” you murmured.

❀ “Wait- He!?”

❀ “H-hey,, Kuroo! Keep y-your voice down please..!!” you playfully punched his shoulder in return he faked an ‘ow’ “..b-but.. yes.. i like a guy.. h-he’s popular so i doubt he would like me b-back.” you looked up at him with a weak smile, hoping to not seemed phased by it.

❀ “Ahhh.. why’s that then.” his curious tone turned stern, tilting his head into his palm so it rested comfortably. “hmmm~?”

❀ “Oh.. w-well.. he’s popular with the girls.. a lot of them a-actually. I bet he l-likes them more than me.. girls are b-better for him anyways...”

❀ “What if they weren’t? He could be gay.. or bisexual... or pan and all that jazz y’know y/n?”

❀ “Thats true.. what about you kuroo-san?” you took a sip of water from your bottle aside of your thigh. 

❀ “I have a crush too of course. And its actually you.”

❀ you choked on the water, coughing out a reply, “w-wait you.. you like me.. me- back?!” you only looked at him with disbelief, coughing slightly still.

❀ Kuroo only laughed at your off-guard reaction, “K-kuroo!! I-it’s not funnyyy..!” you whined, covering your face with your jacket. “hhhh.. g-god damnit..”

❀ after a few moments it went silently, peeking your eyes out from your hidden position Kuroo pecked your forehead. Suddenly aside of you, entwining his hand with yours.

❀ “Of course I like you back~ I want you to be my boyfriend you softie.” 

[paradisewithinpain]

random haikyuu headcanons cause i can

there might be some time skip spoilers in here fyi

tendou listens to mother mother religiously and somehow put goshiki on it too

suga was the type of kid who picked up bugs that made their way into the house and put them back outside

kenma hates conflict and mutes his mic when the people he plays with argue

daichi cannot stand the texture of applesauce

bokuto's favorite book is the sun is also a star

ushijima watches hallmark and finds it endearing

makki and matsukawa both own maid dresses and wear them at least once a month to gain more followers on tik tok

atsumu really wants to learn how to cook so he can spend more time with osamu so he learns recipes to try and impress him

aone has a baby cousin that absolutely adores him and is the only reason he hasn't lost hope when interacting with kids

akaashi draws hands to make him feel better about his own

sakusa despises black coffee despite his demeanor

hinata and natsu have weekly sibling nights where they just sit and talk

iwaizumi doesnt believe in spirits or anything but everytime the seijoh four go ghost hunting, ghosts always mess with him and only him

ennoshita sleeps with two specific pillows and cannot sleep without both of them

fukanaga tells jokes because he has a really heard time conversating with others

kiyoko looks good in any color

ukai once dyed his hair red on a dare and it actually looked good

omimi took a summer job at an amusement park and he absolutely loved it

lev can sing but nobody takes him seriously when he says it but is too nervous to actually sing

akagi refuses to bite into his string cheese, he doesnt care how dirty his hands are, he has to peel it

kyoutani's (maddog) older sister (pretty sure it's canon) is the only person who's genuinely seen him cry because she's the only person he feels comfortable with

tanaka and nishinoya once made out as 'bros' and that was when they both realized they liked guys

terushima once tried jumping a fence and cut his leg really bad you could see the bone, the scar runs from mid calf all the way to his knee

yachi hosted an exchange student when she was in her last year of junior high and the exchange student was her gay awakening

oikawa has pushed kids off the swing because they said something bad about his nephew

aran's younger brother never grew out of his 'my brother is the best' phase, even after the time skip

inuoka has really good fashion sense and can make an outfit out of anything given article of clothing

kindaichi has a pretty diverse music taste to the point where he'll have my chemical romance and cavetown in the same playlist

kinoshita's 99% of the time fiddling with something because he can't sit still

kohona grew to love the whole 'jack of all trades, master of none' thing because his little sister who told him that people who were really good at one thing were boring

suna dances like a piece of cardboard

yamaguchi made a post holding a french fry next to tsukishima with the caption, 'i can't spot the difference' and it blew up. tsukishima didn't talk to him for a week

takeda really likes sparkling water but absolutely despises soda

alisa talks to the younger generation about mental and health issues especially since she's gone through quite a lot as a model

kageyama can be found talking about life and himself sometimes but in reality he's talking to his grandfather

kunimi and his sister go driving a lot and just vibe together

semi once sang the national anthem for a school event and when people came up to him and complimented him, he nearly started crying

saeko has a fat crush on natasha romanoff

tsukishima hates absolute silence so he always has music or white noise playing in the background no matter what

osamu once got food poisoning but forgot to throw out the food so he ate it again the next day and got food poisoning again

reon does yoga and is really flexible but doesnt show off

kuroo cannot flirt to save his life

asahi has watched Harry Potter at least 6 times and read the series more times than he can count but is absolutely terrified of aragog

komori is a really good fighter and got into quite a few fights in order to defend his cousin when they were younger

yamamoto once drank an entire gallon of water in one sitting then threw it up right after

narita has a podcast where he reads bedtime stories in english and he has over 15k subscribers worldwide

yahaba acts all sauve with girls to hid the fact that he's hella gay

[realcube]

the haikyuu boys’ best traits 💕

/The haikyuu boys’ traits that makes them the  best boyfriend

i’ve seen alot of anime character’s toxic traits on tumblr and tiktok and for those of you who just want to have your comfort character in peace - this is for you!

tw// the tiniest smidge of angst in some, fluff, cussing

Tōru Oikawa 

his best trait in a relationship is that he is a great communicator

you could call him brutally honest sometimes, but that’s just something you appreciate

anyway, if there is something bothering him - contrary to popular belief - you won’t have to play mind games with him to understand what’s going on 

he’ll either tell you or heavily insinuate it

a good example of this is when he took you out to get coffee and the barista wrote his number on your cup

rather than being passive aggressive towards you for taking the drink

he simply snatched it from your hand and asked a different barista to remake it because yours had been ‘contaminated’

ok..maybe that wasn’t the best example of communication but leaning towards his brutal honesty

well, there was that other time he was getting agitated because you were devoting so much of your time to cheerleading while he cut back on his volleyball practise just to spend time with you, so he found that pretty unfair

so, rather than being passive aggressive and just expecting you to figure it out on your own

he sat you down after one of your meetings and told you how he felt, and you together you both came up with a compromise 

Kotaro Bokuto 

his best trait in a relationship is that he is reliable 

if he says that he is picking you up from the mall after you go out with your friends he WILL BE PICKING YOU UP 

he will die and be reborn before he asks you to get a taxi back instead

flashback to that one time he worked 3 different part-time jobs because he promised you that he would get you that bracelet you wanted for your birthday 

or when he ran 2 miles straight because he said he’d watch your baseball game but he didn’t have money for a taxi 

or that time he barista-bombed a guy because he came within a 1 foot radius or your drink that Bokuto was guarding at a party 

or that time he keyed a car when you face-timed him in tears so he could drive to your house, so you could cry in his arms 

(he returned it later ofc)

or that time he dived into a river during the winter because he accidently dropped the ring you gave him in there and he promised you that he’d never lose it 

anyway, some people might call it reckless

but you call it reliable 😌

Satori Tendou 

his best trait in a relationship is that he is supportive/understanding

he’s been through a lot so you feel as though you can tell him anything and he’ll understand

his advice might not always be the best but he is a godsend when it comes to helping you cope 

and whenever you tell him something that has been bother you or something that you’ve been worried about telling him;

his first reaction is never anger or disgust

his response is always positive and makes you feel valid, and foolish that you’d even worry about telling him in the first place

for example, there was that time where you were amidst a realisation that you might not be entirely straight/gay - and perhaps you like females as well as males

however, you were certain that you were in love with Tendo so you were afraid that he might take it the wrong way and think that this was your way of saying that you no longer like him and wanted to see other people

so you were hesitant to tell him but eventually, you did 

you sat him down and explained to him - being very careful about your word choice - that you also like females as well as males

and to your surprise, he was entirely accepting 

there was not one moment were he gave you a side-eye or even insinuated that you weren’t being honest because he knew you were and he really had no problem with it ]

and he didn’t even do the meme 

(^ the meme being that ‘all Bi s cheat/ all Pansexuals are attracted to pans)

Kei Tsukishima 

his best trait in a relationship is that he is loyal as hell

obviously all partners in a relationship should be loyal to an extent but this man goes above and beyond 

he makes it impossible for you to get mad at him for talking to other girls - like they do in those cliché romance movies - because he doesn’t even look  in the direction of any other female 

like when you are in the mall together, you never catch him giving a lingering gaze to a hot female because he doesn’t even avert his eyes from the path in front of him 

in class, a teacher paired him up with a random girl and he deadass asked to swap partners with Yamaguchi 

and Yamaguchi accepted gladly because the boy he got paired up with was stupid as hell but Tsuki would rather have to deal with ignorance than be labelled a cheater

the only times he interacts with other females is when he is ordering his black coffee from Starbucks and even then, it’s begrudgingly.

you’ve tried to explain to him many times that you honestly don’t mind if he has female friends - as long as he doesn’t flirt with them, it’s fine.

but that goes in one ear and out the other 

“I’m not a cheater, (L/N).” He stated, flicking over the page of his volleyball magazine.

“Talking to other girls doesn’t make you a cheater!” 

Also he is also loyal in a sense that, if he says that he is gonna watch a movie with you tonight 

God himself could come down from the heaven and be like “Tsukishima, don’t you dare go watch that movie with (Y/N) (L/N). You’ll literally both die.”

and Tsuki would be like ‘this sign can’t stop me cause i can’t read.’ and go anyway ✌

[bokutoslittlebird]

Uniforms with Semi Eita

Semi x reader

Warnings: semi-public sex, school setting, this is short, hint of possessiveness???

Summary: As the volleyball club’s manager, you should always be on time and ready to go. Today, you were late and couldn’t change into the proper outfit, so you attended practice in your school uniform. You didn’t think you’d attract so much attention, so much that Semi felt like he needed to make sure you were all his.

Semi had enough of Shiratorizawa's cute little manager running around in her school uniform, obviously oblivious to the looks and lingering touches of the team's members. The only respectful ones were Goshiki and Shirabu, as much as Semi hated to think of the setter. Goshiki was too shy and Shirabu was probably gay, not even sparing the girl his glances, choosing to gaze upon the captain.

She had been running late and instead of changing, she just stayed in her uniform, driving Semi up a wall every time she jogged a bit and her skirt swayed or she bent down to pick up a stray ball and Semi could just barely see the outline of her black lacy panties - if he wasn't too busy staring at how snugly her stockings hugged her thighs when she bent down. Semi decided his girlfriend needed to know only he was allowed to see the innocently sexy attitude, so he figured he'd visit her after he finished up in the boy's locker room, saying he couldn't walk home with Ushijima and Tendou because he "had some business to take care of", which was really just pushing you up against the lockers in the girl's locker room and stuffing you full.

"W-Wait, E-Eita, slow down!" you cried, your nails digging into Semi's biceps. He had his shirt unbuttoned, his shoulders and back showing while he just unzipped his uniform pants, not bothering to completely strip. You, on the other hand, were completely bare except the skirt and the stockings you always wear.

"This is your fault, you know," Semi grunted, snapping his hips to meet yours. He's been inside you who knows how many times but each time you're always so tight, like he enters you for the first time every time. "Wearing that fucking skirt and stockings with the innocent attitude about you,"

"E-Eita!" you cried out, letting Semi know he rubbed against that special spot inside you. He adjust his arms so one was keeping you up against the lockers while his other hand found your clit, rubbing your little nub. "Oh, Eita!"

"Crying out like a fucking whore, huh? Maybe I should take you in front of the other members next time you decide to wear your uniform to practice," Semi said, feeling you tighten at his words. "Fuck, you like that? Want them to know I'm the only one allowed to fuck your slutty cunt?"

You tried to respond, but it just came out as a mewl as your walls fluttered around Semi's cock, your eyes rolling back as your back arched. Semi's words were the last bit to send you over the edge, you still being sensitive from the previous round. Semi didn't stop, he wasn't going to stop, not until he cummed in you and had it oozing down your thighs.

"Did you see those volleyball guys? So hot! Especially Ushiwaka-kun," a girl's voice said when the door creaked. Semi immediately covered your mouth as you panicked. The last thing he needed was some girls finding out one of those hot volleyball guys was currently balls deep in you in the girl's locker room.

"Definitely! Although, that third-year setter is kind of cute. I think his name is Semi," another girl said. You eyes narrowed at the girl's words. That's when you felt Semi move. He let go of your mouth to put a finger to his lips, shushing you as he kept moving, chasing his own climax.

"Hm, I guess. They're all good looking, it's just some are hotter than others. Tendou is a bit creepy, though," the first girl said. "Oh, there they are! My earbuds! I don't need my dad yelling at me again for losing them,"

"You need to take better care of them," the other girl said, sighing. If she heard your small mewls of Semi railing you, she didn't seem to care. You tried to hold back, but after an orgasm you were always so sensitive. Semi knew this, and continued to drive into you hoping to make you come undone a third time.

Footsteps were heard, leaving the locker room and when the door slammed shut, you practically screamed as your nails left red streaks on Semi's shoulders, having your third orgasm. Semi sucked a hickey on your shoulder, lodging himself deep within you as he moaned, painting your walls white. He was suddenly so thankful you got on birth control.

"Fuck, that was hot," Semi said, finally pulling himself out of you, watching the cum drip out of your cunt. It made him wanna go again, but it'd probably be best to move to somewhere more private instead of the girl's locker room. "Who knew almost getting caught would get you off?"

"Shut up, Eita," you muttered, sliding the black lace panties back on. He just laughed, kissing your head as you leaned into his touch, silently wishing you would wear your uniform and stockings to practice more often.

[kuroken-lovechild]

How haikyuu characters would play genshin impact:

//featuring me nerding out about mbti types 😔

Karasuno

Hinata

As an ESFP he would probably choose his main based on who feels good to use

Quick movements, lots of jumping, strong = XIAO MAIN (probably finds the flashiness and edginess cool and enjoys the button mashing too)

would aggressively compete with kageyama on who can beat spiral abyss the fastest and with the shortest time

unfortunately they’re both not very good (initially because kenma helps him out after)

Would try to follows the plot but dialogue goes over his head

Does not understand stats other than attack at first

Wish impulse is real and never has any primos

would attempt to talk to every npc

Kageyama

META SLAVE

Has no idea what wishing/gacha is at first and builds his starters really well

Then he found out and currently mains Ganyu, Zhongli, Hutao for the big numbers

gloats about his first 5 star to hinata

Does not talk to NPCs at all and barely digs into the story

only there for spiral abyss and to make his characters stronger

Tsukishima

Didn’t wanna play until yamaguchi dragged him in to have someone to co op with

Appreciates the story and lore more than the gameplay aspect

Eula, razor (cv uchiyama kouki) main—easy to build, easy to use

Doesn’t care about wishing either

Got Eula by accident and now holds it over kageyama’s head

Has really good artifact RNG that it infuriates kagehina (gloats about it to fan the flame 😚)

Yamaguchi

he’s infp he chooses based on characters he likes 🥺

Diluc, albedo, ayaka main

(i can’t explain why I think he’d like those three, it just Makes Sense)

Co ops with tsukki and yachi, plays both dps and support

Spiral abyss makes him anxious but he pushes through anyway!!

Daichi

Starter team king 😩

Feels bad about switching his regular team out FJDFJDJJDDJ DAICHI

Probably a casual player though

Plays to coop with suga and tanaka but they carry him through domains

he’s trying his best

Suga

Mains based on whoever’s fun to play too!!

but enjoys more of a challenge

Childe main

Waiting for Scaramouche to drop hAha 🥲 and harbingers in general

Appreciates the plot and is very interested in lore!!

Diligently does spiral abyss

Doesn’t quite wish on impulse, but if theres a character he likes he’ll spend everything on their banner

Asahi

Does not play, got too scared (see: haikyuu ova)

Nishinoya

Rolls VERY much on impulse

Similar to hinata in that he also likes playing playstyles that feel good

Xiao and/or yoimiya main

(xiao because he’s short jk)

Probably raised Rosaria and planned to use her

Plot who???? we only care about world exploration and fighting in this house

Tanaka

wished for all the women, raised all the women, uses all the women

valid

Primarily mains Rosaria, ningguang and Lisa though

sorry beidou you remind him of his sister too much

waiting for signora like many of us are

Coops with noya and has INSANELY bad rng luck

Yachi

Also chooses based on characters’ personalities

gay, mains sucrose and jean

isfj child and probably feels bad about the underrated characters :(

uses amber, xinyan and qiqi too!

Raises all characters but hasn’t raised anyone to 90

Coops with yamaguchi and uses jean (as healer, support, damage dealer)

Talks to NPCs and sympathizes with their sad backstories

Gets too anxious to do spiral floors 9-12 too (mood)

Seijoh

Oikawa

Oh boy

this ENFJ 3w2 guy? you KNOW he’s gonna be the best

As long as it doesn’t clash with volleyball of course

Very VERY competitive in abyss

Has one character hed get attached to but doesn’t limit himself to using them only

Incredibly focused on team synergy, carefully crafts teams to bring out the best in each character

Tests best damage output too

But also he’d probably use meta characters and secretly raise the ones he actually likes?

Current fave: Yoimiya

Uses strong characters for coop but uses his faves for single player domains (or coop with iwaizumi)

Likes characters but surprisingly wouldnt be too invested in the plot

does not whale out of pride

Iwaizumi

Geo user

Uses characters he finds respectable in the storyline + hard hitters

Razor, klee, jean main but unaware of the family relationship

Sometimes uses beidou although her burst takes too long sometimes

Pretty casual player, only started because of Oikawa

Hanamaki

obviously he and matsukawa would make zhongli pillar dick jokes

Kaeya and beidou main (he thinks they’re cool)

Not that impatient to wait for bursts to charge or has a lot of energy recharge

whale

Matsukawa

……. Hutao main

funeral home

Would use qiqi and hutao together for the meme then grows to genuinely like qiqi

Saves up for a really long time then spends it all at once

Kindaichi

Doesn’t play much tbh

Offline for a week, comes back to do commissions for one day, leaves

Kunimi

Hed be pretty good

but lazy and forget to do dailies

then buy welkin moon instead

Focuses more on the story too rather than gameplay and points out loopholes

Mains whoever he has in his team with good synergy (like chongyun xingqiu xiangling)

Kyoutani

Rage quits 5 minutes in after hearing paimon’s voice 😔

Throws his phone at the wall

Yahaba

Simps for jean

Mains jean

Dedicated to dailies and spiral abyss

But doesn’t wish that much

Was the one who tried getting kyoutani into it and suffered the consequences

Nekoma

Kuroo

ENTP king raises a whole arsenal of characters for spiral abyss

I cant see him really getting attached to one in particular ?

makes zhongli pillar dick jokes every chance he can get

but also uses him for utility

Wants to try using a whole bunch of characters and wishes on every banner

But uses the meta ones with good team comps

sparks twitter debates with ….. interesting takes

“_____ is completely shit”

Kenma

OH BOY HES A GAMER GAMER

Whale whale whale whale

He’s tony to

Best synergy teams, understands the value of elemental mastery, REALLY values good supports, calculates possible damage numbers

Kazuha, zhongli, bennett, venti are a staple in his teams

Helps hinata and kuroo until kuroo teases too much by deliberately playing horribly

mildom and youtube streamer like murase ayumu

Appreciates story and lore very much too

Yaku

he’d LOVE the children

Probably would use characters that remind him of family members and friends

Klee, diona, qiqi, chongyun, xingqiu, razor, bennett

does spiral abyss but not obsessively

Lev

KENMA-SAN!!! LETS PLAY TOGETHER!!!

I’m sorry he would not know how the game works

Doesn’t do the ascension quests and gets stuck at AR 26 with 500k extra points

Thinks he’s amazing but it’s because he’s stuck at world level 1

I’m sorry lev ily but ……. its the truth

Tries pulling for everyone too and mains the first 5 star he got

(childe because he’s russian AKSHDKDHSKSHS /j)

Wants diluc and xiao because they look cool but gets Mona instead (doesnt understand how to use her)

Yamamoto

Also raises the women like tanaka but + kaeya

Lev complained to him about getting Mona while he’s wanted Mona for months

Not really a dedicated intense gamer EXCEPT for during those battle events

Fukurodani

Bokuto

WANTS THE STRONG AND COOL LOOKING 5 STARS

Eula, zhongli, diluc, xiao

but doesn’t know how to build either

doesn’t understand stats

would feel really bad for qiqi

Wouldn’t like signora for hurting venti :(

Wouldn’t like childe too :( until he plays the story quest and sees the ruin guard cutscene

then starts sobbing because of what a good brother he is

“AKAAAASSHI I wanna do that too!!!” then he dies

Tries to use childe but doesn’t understand the cool down management

Mispronounces and misspells tartaglia (タルタリア)

for more info on how bokuto plays genshin see Kimura ryohei’s YouTube channel ✨

Akaashi

the true childe main (just like me)

Uses characters based on utility

but mains whoever reminds him of bokuto FJDHFJFJDKSJ

Very good supports but unlike Kenma, he chooses and builds supports around his main

also uses very good supports so people won’t realize he’s using childe for the cv kimura ryohei (everyone knows anyway)

Literature nerd appreciates the plot, writing and deep lore too

Konoha

Tries pulling for everyone but has REALLY bad luck

Has really good characters but never the one he wants

loses all 50/50s and has a c4 qiqi

Ends up maining qiqi as dps

sorry konoha i didn’t mean to slander you

Shiratorizawa

Ushijima

does not know how to play or build

Uses whoever he has (aka starters)

Only plays because tendou downloaded and made an account for him

Doesn’t know how to ascend characters or farm

Forgets about talents (me)

Weirdly good RNG and doesn’t realize it 😩

“Let me look at your account wakatoshi-kun”

“Sure”

“You didn’t tell me you had 6 of jean’s Stella fortuna???”

“What’s that?”

Tendou

this man pulls for the seiyuus

Mains childe, hutao, mona for 5 stars

childe and hutao’s instinct based quickswap playstyle works so well for him!

jokes about cosplaying mona then actually does

Knows how to build, grinds, and manages ushijima’s account for him

Probably whales too

Shirabu

Meta meta meta meta

But f2p meta

Loves setting up reactions

More into the lore too and researches theories

Remembers actual names of boss drops

Semi: so how many of those buttplugs do you have again

Shirabu: 💢stop calling them buttplugs, they have actual names 💢

VERY diligent with battle pass, dailies, achievements and spiral abyss full stars

Until he //SPOILERS gets into med school and has no time for shit

Inarizaki

Atsumu

Would have a crush on a character I just know it

Invests heavily on his faves and is great at utilizing each of them

fussy . complains about a certain unit and how they can improve

or complains about how the game can improve to osamu

Osamu: yer just saying that cuz you couldn’t get a high score

Archons main (already saving for the tsaritsa)

Wouldn’t have a main dps but several hard hitting supports

Whale and falls victim to the weapon banner

Osamu

More casual player than Atsumu but still tries to get higher than him in events and spiral abyss

If atsumu’s a whale, osamu’s a dolphin

Great at dodging

Catalyst user!!

Mains ningguang, klee, yanfei + other catalyst supports

Also uses keqing

Kita

the man appreciates routine aka VERY diligent with dailies, battle pass, farming

“if you do things properly results will follow” or whatever quote he said ✨

Starter team but raises other characters for abyss

Reads dialogue and appreciates the plot

Barely gachas

Aran

will defend TO THE DEATH the underappreciated characters

Has empathy for noelle 🥺🥺

Noelle, Barbara, xinyan, bennett, children user 🥺

Talks to every NPC and loves the backstories and lore

also would feel really bad for qiqi

Suna

Uses the tall men and women and builds them all as dps (childe zhongli diluc kaeya beidou ningguang jean lisa rosaria eula)

He’d probably make a support character a dps tbh

Disregards team synergy for the shits but somehow manages to do domains and abyss

Itachiyama

Sakusa

c6 everyone

leaves

[writer-splashe]

Shirabu Experiencing A Crush On A Male For The First Time

Pairings: Shirabu x (male) reader

Warnings: none

Notes: sorry it's short!

Back to masterlist

In denial for months when he realised that he could possibly have a crush on you.

Like, months.

He'd find himself watching you do anything, and whenever you smile, he gets butterflies and denies having a crush.

Like, he is not gay.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

Yeah, he's really gay and had fallen head over heels for you.

Give him a wave and a smile and he proceeds to have a stroke.

Because

Y/N,,, smiled at me???????

Everyone is aware of his crush on you, including you.

You know you're attractive, so someone, even a guy, falling for you is not to far of a stretch.

I do not care if you don't think of yourself as attractive, everyone is attractive to me and so are you.

On valentine's Day, you got the multiples of love letters in your locker, and the one plain letter barely decorated and doesn't even fit the theme of valentine's caught your eye.

Guess who gave it?

Y'know him, y'love him,

The one and only

Shirabu Kenjirou!!!

✨Shocker✨

But seriously, you were shocked he even had the guts to confess.

In actuality, Tendou found out about his crush somehow and forced him to confess.

He thought a plain undecorated letter wouldn't grab your attention and that you didn't look through all of the letters you receive, but you actually do.

So confront him tomorrow, and he'll have a heart attack and had to thank Tendou for making him confess since it got the two of you together.

[uwuwriting]

Moments that made you question your relationship Haikyuu edition

This sadly wasn’t requested bc well MY ASK BOX WAS THANOS-ED OUT OF EXISTENCE, so this is something I came up with until some requests have piled up. Thank you again for 3K you cannot imagine how much you guys motivate me and keep me going in this awful time. You can always dm me so we can be friends *like legit I love meeting new ppl on the internet so yeah* and don’t ever hesitate to send in your asks. Love ya.💖💖💖

rules

masterlist

warnings: crack, I ain’t kidding you this post is just on steroids

Kuroo Tetsuro

One time you were being both childish and having an argument over which sci-fi movie was more likely to happen in real life when this man just snapped at some point and gave you a whole scientific explanation to why you were wrong. He ended up giving you a biology lesson because he also explained how the virus would work. You deadass were staring at him in disbelief half the time, questioning your life choices. 

Kenma Kozume 

He thought you had been sleeping on his bed while he was playing so he got into bed and cuddled you only to realize, one hour into the cuddle session, that you weren’t even home yet and that he had been cuddling a lump of clothing. He promised himself to never tell you about this but he forgot to turn his camera off and you found out while you were editing his video. You had to conduct a full blown interrogation in order to get him to confess to what actually went down. 

Yaku Morisuke

You two went to the mall one day because he wanted to buy a new jacket for practice so you went to the sports department. An employee came to help you and you realised that he had been showing kids clothing when Yaku exited the dressing room dawning a 10-12 year old sports jacket which he thought was very stylish and made his eyes pop. When you explained to the employee that Yaku was almost an adult he deadass looked at you for a whole ass minute before apologizing to Yaku and moving on. Yaku joked that they would think that you were some type of creep as you proceeded to use violence to shut him up.

Atsumu Miya

He got drunk during a party after one of their major victories and you went to get him so he wouldn’t like, jump out of some window and break his neck. You, however, got there just in time to see your boyfriend butt ass naked on the second story balcony of the house the party was held in, screaming at the top of his lungs that he dedicates this leap of faith to his girlfriend before proceeding to jump into the pool that was under him. The video was uploaded onto youtube with a shot of you, face palming yourself the moment his feet left the ledge. 

Osamu Miya 

Happened at the same party, he was also drunk af but he wasn’t doing anything dangerous, he was just laughing at his twins’ antics when you came and just looped your arm through his, leaning on his shoulder since everything was kinda turning. He ripped his arm away from you saying that, and I quote “Get your hoe hands off of me, I have a girlfriend.” He then proceeded to flick his wrist and walk away and into a glass door. You didn’t know if you should be touched or offended. 

Suna Rintarou

You had trusted him with babysitting your fish tank while you were on vacation with your family. He realized that he forgot to feed your fish only when one of them started floating and he kinda lost his shit. So he overfed them which resulted in them not being able to move when you got home. You asked him where Nemo was and with a serious expression he said that Nemo escaped through your toilet drain. 

Ushijima Wakatoshi

For a long ass time he didn’t understand sarcasm so whenever you would say something cheeky he would just answer with a dead panned expression or a very very serious answer. So one time you were arguing with Tendou when you said “Bite me” so this little shit answered with a very smug look on his face “I haven’t gotten my rabies shot yet.” The next day Ushi told you that he had arranged an appointment for a rabies shot at the local hospital.

Semi Eita

You were getting a pad so you could change when Semi manhandled you to take the candy you were holding. When you told him that it was a pad he didn’t believe you and he had to wrestle you to take it. Seeing that it was actually a pad he looked you dead in the eyes with a very disappointed look on his face and just threw it away without a second thought. 

Tendou Satori

You had gone out to dinner with your parents and your dad was telling yall a story when the fateful phrase of “So I was standing there.” and from across the table a very low “Barbeque sauce on my titties” was heard. Everyone looked at your brother before your mom scolded the poor kid for something he didn’t say. You and Tendou were just staring at each other, a silent plea for forgiveness and mercy leaving your boyfriends’ lips as you glared at him. 

Oikawa Tooru

You had been quarantined together and everything was going fine, surprisingly, until you ran into Tooru in the dead of night eating a ketchup sandwich on the kitchen floor while watching ASMR videos on youtube. When you asked him what he is doing he answered that he got hungry and since yall didn’t have anything tasty to eat he is watching these videos imagining that he is the one eating that fried chicken wing. 

Iwaizumi Hajime

You thought he was awake because my mans was keeping a full fleshed conversation going until you said something bad about yourself and he lost it. His eyebrows furrowed and he turned to you with a very serious expression on his face before saying “I’ll beat your fuck!” followed by a “Sugar gay” as he turned his back to you and started snoring. 

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[edengarden]

please give me some simple cottagecore girl living in the countryside!Yachi falling in love with sword-wielding armor-wearing badass lesbian princess reader with a dope undercut headcannons because the idea has been living in my mind and I'm paying rent by sanity 😩😭💕 love your stuff by the way it's just so cute and fluffy that my cheeks hurt just by reading them

oh my god, you asked this JUST in time because I haven't felt this gay in MONTHS kudos to fem!tendou for never leaving my mind

pls, yachi loves being in her own little world. her piece of land doesn't even belong to either of the nearest villages, it's just there

undisturbed. and she likes it that way. it made her really shy, but it's okay! she's self-sufficient so she doesn't need to talk to others too often!

but when a beaten and bloodied knight showed up at the edge of her land, no matter how scary they looked, she couldn't just let them die there

and when she took off your helmet and saw the beautiful girl underneath,, whew,, had it not been for the urgency of your wounds she might have just left you in her living room and ran away

turns out you're a very nice person though? she was almost shocked that one day and a half through recovery, you tried to get up and leave, just because you saw how shy and flustered she was.

to which she violently opposed, which left you both impressed by her stern tone

at some point, when you started gaining mobility, it almost felt like she had a roommate?? a really pretty, and strong roommate. that just the mere thought of made her blush. you helped her with the plants and cattle very often!

she found herself falling into a routine that she liked, a lot. so much so that she forgot that you're a knight and that you have duties to go back to (the mere thought made her heart ache; she would miss you infinitely)

when you give her your thanks by a kiss on the forehead, she can't help but blush her little heart out. she musters up the courage to bid you goodbye with a good kiss, although she was a little shaky from the nerves

but you enjoyed it nonetheless. and promised to visit her any time you could!

yachi enjoys her little world, but it feels even better when you're in it with her

[nesswritings]

A surprise. Goshiki’s red face from running halfway across campus was all you could focus on as he walked back with you to the volleyball gym. It had been quite the scene when he interrupted your conversation after school with your friends, the classroom door nearly falling off in his excitement. Several apologies later, and your excuse of him being a clueless underclassman and focused far more on volleyball than academics, and here you were.Walking near his side, keeping step with the younger boy as you let your mind wander. Graduating with the other third years in less than a week, the familiar trot of the horses helping to break up your thoughts. After years of attending Shiratorizawa, after countless volleyball practices and matches that you would manage, after comforting the boys through the highs and lows, it would all come to an end in a few days. Final goodbyes would come and everyone would part for their own paths, only to hope to come in contact once more. “Wait, Goshiki, why do you need me?”

“Well, you see, senpai…” The boy trailed off, trying to find a good excuse. It was Tendou’s idea, the entire surprise, and he had been shocked at the revelation. The little puppy crush he has would remain, but his heart would accept it. Nothing was truly right. “It’s a party! Tendou-kun said you liked parties an-”

“You believe Satori?” It was almost ridiculous, but you decided you could follow along and play the role. The volleyball club had always accepted you, even when you came out to them after the ‘school scandal’. Your parents wouldn’t forgive you anytime soon, but that hardly mattered when you had close friends and a plan to ask your crush on a date. She was perfect, and you’d give anything to hope she felt the same way. “Don’t worry about me, just take me to the gym, will you?”

The confetti came down before anything else, with Tendou’s laugh echoing in the small enclosed space. His arms were around you quickly, with Goshiki pushed aside to make way for him. He had dubbed himself as your best friend after your first week on the team, and he still refused to give you much space or lay off the affection. It isn’t friendship if people don’t question whether or not we’re dating, Tendou once said, only giving a wink off to Ushijima. It was memories like that you would miss when you were separated.

Tendou only seemed upset at the lack of touch on your side, his smile falling for a minute before putting more of his weight on you. Neither of you would fall, but he wanted to be close, wanted to get into your mind. “You seem awfully happy for someone who’s been mourning graduating and leaving this place behind. Not even pushing me off, best friend,” he lamented, a dramatic hand to his forehead. “But, happy pride to our favorite manager. Semi, where’s the cake?”

“Shirabu has it! I’m not your maid or anything!”

“And I am?” Shirabu questioned, his glare falling on Semi who only returned one back. He placed the box on the table, easily flipping it over. “I know we all love y/n, but do we really need a cake focused on them when there’s more gay people on this team?”

“And that, little Shirabu, is cruel, because not everyone is gay. There’s plenty of other synonyms you could use, I’m sure they’re in that smart brain of yours.” Tendou scolded, not letting his tone drop into anything too serious. “Besides, we want to thank them for all their hard work over the years. Ushijima ordered it, right?”

There was only a nod from the captain, with Tendou soon breaking the silence and beginning the celebration. Pride, graduation, a final thank you to you. Nothing too out of the ordinary, outside of the gift at the end. A team photo, and a separate gift from the third years that you were only allowed to open once you were back in your dorm for the night.

But that was sidetracked, as you somehow found yourself spread out with them in the quad as night fell. The stars twinkled, with an old hoodie of Ushijima’s handed to you as you shivered. You smile to thank the stoic man, pulling on the worn fabric. Most likely the last time you’d be met with his scent, with the warm items he passed onto you whenever you seemed cold. It was his special way of caring. “So, what is everyone doing after graduation?”

Semi blinks up at the stars, only giving a shrug at the question. There was so much to do and so little time. “I think I’m going to start a band.” He scowled at the laughter, blindly reaching his hand out to swat at Tendou and you. “Stop laughing, I can play the guitar, and I can sing. But I guess I’d also congratulate Shirabu for all this..hard work.”

“You’re muttering, Semi-Semi.” It was a tease, your smile growing at the prospective. They were finally a true team, having gone through thick and thin. “Satori? Ushijima?”

“I’m going to play volleyball.” A simple answer from a simple man, an answer with no room for questions. They could all contemplate and hope that he’d have a good love story with Tendou, but there was no telling.

“I wanna go to Paris, become a baker or something. If I become famous, you guys will have to come and visit me. But if any of you become famous, you can’t forget about me.”

“I promise, at least,” you interrupted Semi’s useless answer, letting your head rest on Tendou’s shoulder. “I’m not sure what I want to do yet. Just graduate, and then I’ll see.”

“Hey, y/n, a little birdie told me that your crush likes you. You should ask her out tonight.”

A little birdie..? You blinked at Tendou as the words finally set up, springing up to run after the lanky man. “Satori Tendou, get your ass back here! I’m gonna kill you! I can’t believe you know this, it’s homophobic!”

“Gotta catch me, shorty!”

The other two men only watched the two of you run around like idiots, exchanging nods as a sign of respect. Gay magic, Tendou once called it, and this must have been what it was.

[mahounostairs]

Countdown to Midnight

Rating: G/T

So I wrote this because I couldn't get the big scene here out of my head. Anyway I fucking love them, they're dumbass gays. I was gonna post this on the eve but ehhhhhhh. I wanted to post it now Happy New Year motherfucks.

[Originally posted December 30, 2019]

I meant to post this on New Year’s this year but uhhh sludge took over enjoy one of my older tm fics

It was that time of the year again. December 31st, the day when every single human on the face of the planet stays up until midnight to welcome the new year and then unceremoniously pass out in God knows where. Normally, Kaoru didn't really celebrate the new year, but a certain blonde prince and hyperactive boy with pink glasses begged him to come to the office's New Year's party. Even when he was still a doctor, he rarely went to parties hosted by his co-workers. Kaoru would admit he found the party fun, yet he found himself on the roof of the office away from it all. The street was lit up by streetlights and windows of various buildings, the occasional person or couple leaving footprints behind them in the snow. It was all therapeutic to watch, in a way.

"Sakuraba?" An all too familiar voice pierced his thoughts, "What are you doing out here? It's freezing!"

Kaoru didn't even need to turn around. "I just needed some air, that's all."

Teru strode over to his side, "You've been getting that air for like, ten minutes now." He put an arm on the railing, "Did your feet freeze in place or something?"

He rolled his eyes at the comment. "Very funny, Tendou." His voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Good! I don't have to break the ice then!" Kaoru gave him a dirty look. "Hey, you gotta admit it was a little funny!"

A smirk perked at Kaoru's lips, "Only a tad."

"Ah-ha!" A triumphant grin crossed his face, "So do you find me funny!"

He sighed, “Only a little bit.”

“So you finally ad--wait huh?” Teru stared at him in dumbfoundment. “Are you serious, like, actually serious?”

“Guess your stupid puns have started to grow on me.”

Teru opened his mouth to reply but- “FIFTEEN SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT Y’ALL!!” an energetic voice came from inside the office, “IT’S GONNA BE MEGA MEGA LIT!!!!”

The two stared at each other for a moment as it only grew noisier inside. “So, should we head back in?” suggested Teru.

Kaoru shook his head, “I’ll stay out here a bit longer.”

A pause, then Teru spoke again, “I think I’ll stay out here with you.”

10!

"Hey, so uh."

"Hmm?" Kaoru hummed, "What is it?"

9!

"I. I wanna tell you something." Teru stammered out.

Kaoru raised an eyebrow, "Really now?"

8!

He gave Kaoru a look, "Yes, really!"

"Then go ahead and say it."

7!

A light flush rose up Teru's cheeks, "I will, I will!"

"If you say so." he rolled his eyes.

6!

"Sakuraba, I." he paused, “I...” His fingers wrapped around the cold metal of the railing.

"Are you going to say it before midnight or what?"

"Would you let me finish?"

5!

"Sakuraba," Teru looked him dead in the eye, “I think I’m in love with you.”

Kaoru stood with his mouth agape, "I..."

4!

“Ah, um. I completely understand if you don’t feel the same way.” Teru’s face was almost as red as his hair, “Even I’m still surprised I feel like this about you. G-go ahead and slap or punch me if you wish!”

"...I feel the same way about you, Tendou."

3!

"Eh? R-r-really?!" Teru’s voice cracked slightly.

With a blush, Kaoru nodded. “I think, I love you too.”

2!

“Th-then!” Teru reached a hand out to touch Kaoru’s cheek, “Is it ok if we, y’know, kiss?”

His blush only deepened, “Y-yeah.”

“Ok then!”

Kaoru's eyes fluttered shut as he leaned in.

1!

“HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!”

The two of them slowly pulled away from each other. Letting their fingers intertwine as the cold air made their breath visible. “W-wow...” Teru sighed out with wide eyes.

“Th-that was,” Kaoru cursed his newfound tongue-tied-ness, “quite good.”

Teru chuckled lightly, “Yeah, it was.” An awkward silence filled the air. "So, was that your first kiss?"

Embarrassedly, Kaoru nodded, "Was it your's?"

He let out an awkward laugh, "Second, actually. Rather not talk about my first."

“I see." Kaoru looked down away from him for a second. "Do you think,” his blush rose up to his ears, “you’d want to spend the night at my apartment?”

Teru was caught off guard by the offer. “Yes, actually!” he replied with a smile, “But, one last thing.”

“What is it?”

He kissed Kaoru again, “Happy new year, Sakuraba!”

[haikyuu-friendships]

hi! i recently came across this blog and i was so excited! I rarely see any platonic posts;-; so i was so happy when i found this! Could i request kuroo, oikawa, and tendou (separately)  with a preferably fem reader with a gf and like their all best friends. Like they all just do a bunch of dumb stuff together, just overall a bunch of fluff <3 <3 love you lots!

Thanks so much for the request!! @babiesnrabies

Headcanons under the cut!

Kuroo 

You met because you were assigned to be lab partners in your chemistry class

At first, Kuroo comes across as the type of guy who doesn’t do any of his schoolwork

You were so relieved when you found out he’s actually a huge nerd

After that, it didn’t take long before you started studying with him outside of your shared class

Though a lot of these study sessions turn into him gossiping about the team and you about your friends

You decide to introduce him to your other friends after about a month of knowing him

And he basically becomes a part of the group after only a week

Definitely played a big part in getting you and your girlfriend together

After he found out about your crush on her, he’d go up to her and be like “hey,,,, you and (y/n) would be great together ngl”

So of course he was hella hyped when it finally happened

Type of gay person to be like ‘ha that’s gay’ at literally anything even remotely queer coded

Of course this includes whenever he sees you and your girlfriend flirting

Sometimes drags you and your other friends to parties

But he does always go out of his way to make sure you’re comfortable

Kind of a dad friend actually

Always makes sure you’ve eaten and had enough water and go to sleep at a reasonable time and just are taking care of yourself in general

Like in an aggresively positive way

Oikawa

Oikawa is definitely that one extrovert that just decides to adopt every introvert that he comes across

((idk if you’re an introvert so i guess im just projecting my personality))

As we all know, he’s the king of giving people nicknames

So he’s calling you (nickname)-chan everytime he sees you within a week of meeting him

One time you were vibing with your friends during your lunch period when you hear that distincitive “Yahoo~ (n/n)-chan!”

Your friends were honestly pretty surprised to find out that you were friends with Oikawa

They were like “lmao how did you get the most popular guy here to be friends with you”

But after getting over the initial shock, it doesn’t take long for them to be like “yeah he’s one of us now”

Also they definitely tease you about that nickname

But the teasing mysteriously stops when they each get nicknames of their own from him

You won’t admit it but you secretly love being called that nickname

Oh and Oikawa was ecstatic when he found out you had a girlfriend

“Aww my little (n/n)-chan has a girlfriend~!” like you’re in 4th grade and he’s your older sibling teasing you for holding hands with a girl once

But that’s the only time that he ever gets to have older sibling vibes

Most of the time, he’s the designated youngest sibling of the group despite being older than most of you

He just has the vibes

Tendou

You meet because your dorms were just down the hall from each other

Similar situation as with Oikawa, he’s an extrovert who goes around adopting introverts

So he adopted you and you’ve been friends since first year

He and your girlfriend are part of the “Dating My Cool Introverted Roommate” club because I guess I’ve just assigned you to be a cool introvert now

Most of the time when you hang out together you’ll go to a cafe on campus because Shiratorizawa is loaded and probably has cafes on campus

Tendou’s love language is definitely physical touch

And that made you uncomfy at first but he was super respectful about it and backed off until you were more comfortable

But now, after knowing each other for years, hugs and stuff are more common

He always gives a warning before touching you though

You, Tendou, and your girlfriend have weekly movie nights in the dorm you share with your gf

Sometimes Ushijima comes along too but most of the time it’s just you three

Tendou turns out to be a simp for a good romcom and you and your gf Can and Will tease him for it

Sometimes you go out shopping at like 3am

It’s a vibe

That’s all for now! Thanks again so much for the request!

-Seri

[hinatas-sunshine]

Request: It's 5:32 in the morning from where I am, so sorry for asking this early. How Kenma, Ushijama, and Tsukishima react to their s/o that just unintentionally roasting them, other people, and things? - @animmle

tiny a/n: thank you for the request! No matter how early or late I always appreciate them! 🤍 ~ this isn’t my best work but I couldn’t think of much :(

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

Requests: Open!

✰ MASTERLIST ✰

☾ Tsukishima Kei ☾

• You knew walking into a relationship with him, let alone friendship, you had to have a thick skin

• What he didn’t know is how thick HIS skin had to be too

“I don’t know tsukishima maybe if you tried a little harder things would run smoother.”

• He knew you had no ill intentions though, especially by the way you kissed his nose and smiled at him

“Don’t kiss me it’s emba-“

“Finish that sentence. Do it. Finish that sentence.”

• Honestly you had to be the only person who tsukishima was intimidated by

“I’m not scared of you y/n.”

“I don’t expect you to be.”

“....Yeah why would I ever be scared of a small person. How silly of-“

“I’m not scared of you either, how could I be scared of a tall guy who doesn’t care about anything but music and school. Sounds nerdy to me.”

• You laughed lightly while he glared at you

“I’m only kidding!”

• Yeah he didn’t talk to you for a few hours after that-

• Your problems weren’t only with him though...no....

“Oh so the king is going ba-“

“Why are you roasting on kageyama? The boy can’t even talk to other people you think he cares what you think?”

• Tsukishima was cackling at this while Kageyama turned red in embarrassment

“Y-y/n you really just helped him and then k-killed him!”

“Huh?”

• Looking at Kageyama you automatically started apologizing

“I’m so sorry Kageyama! You’re amazing at volleyball, so it’s okay that maybe you prefer the game over the people! It’s not weird or anything!”

• As your boyfriend and Hinata’s cackling intensifies along with Kageyama’s red cheeks Daichi sighed pulling you away from the situation

• He doesn’t do anything to stop you from roasting other people and things he really just lets you continue

“I don’t know I don’t like this girl.”

“Why?”

“One time she told me she hated dogs. And if you hate dogs how are you even a tad bit trustworthy?”

“I’m right here?”

“Okay and I’ll say it again?”

• Now you were full on bickering with her 🙈

“You got yourself into that.”

“It’s not my fault she got all defensive.”

• when he confronted you about it-

“Y/n you have a big mouth.”

“I think it’s pretty normal sized if you ask me-“

• he laughed lightly watching you touch your pink lips and look confused

“No I mean, you offend people. And you don’t know when to stop.”

• You furrowed your eyebrows on confusion even more.

“Could you explain a little more?”

• Tsukishima sighed and sat with you on the floor next to your bed where you were studying, placing his face in the crook of your neck placing small innocent kisses on it

“I’ll explain another time.”

“Okay lazy bum.”

“See!”

“No I knew what I was saying.”

✰ Kenma Kozume ✰

• You’re terrible at keeping your comments to yourself and he knew this

• The thing is, he loved it.

• Was it ever too quiet for his liking there you were

“OH BROTHER, THIS PLACE STINKS.”

• Many people Kuroo thought it would’ve bothered him but the moment you say something it’s like he can’t help but smile

• It’s not that you were outgoing automatically, but you knew out of you and Kenma you had to be the talker and you knew this since you were younger

“Your hair is so long! I thought you were a girl..”

• Kenma hated you when you first met because of this

“But honestly you’d be prettier than half the girls here!”

• Yeah you were only making it worse

• But once he got over it, he saw you just had a big mouth and said whatever came to your mind

“I don’t know Kuroo, you sound very sus to me. I used to not trust you when we were younger.”

“What why?”

“You give off bad boy vibes, I guess In the end you were just a big nerd. What a plot twist in my opinion.”

• Kenma cackling while Kuroo tries to claim he is a bad boy

“It’s not a bad thing!”

“It’s not a good thing!”

• Kenma sees how honest you are and thinks everyone should have someone like you in their life

“Everyone needs a y/n in their life.”

“Really? That’s a first.”

• You laid your head on his lap while he smiled looking down at you, hair covering his face

“You have such a pretty face my love, you cat looking eyes top everything off.”

“I don’t have cat looking eyes?”

“Eh you do.”

• When he tried to confront you about how much you babble with no filter-

“Oh I know.”

“You know?”

“Yeah, but if I didn’t say what I was actually thinking- that’s just as bad as lying. No?”

• Kenma stared at you for a second

“Babe, your brain. It’s amazing.”

“I like to think it’s pink and cute but okay.”

• Kuroo, Yaku and Yamamoto don’t get you but the moment you met Lev-

“So you’re like the opposite of Hinata?”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“You’re tall, can’t seem to want to learn to play the sport, and you come off as intimidating.”

“SHE THINKS IM INTIMIDATING.”

“No...no more like you come off as stupid.”

“Kenma :(“

• Yeah Lev is the only one who doesn’t get offended by you because he focuses on the wrong things

“You’re so lanky and tall.”

“Am I really that tall?”

“Yeah.”

• Kenma hates your interactions with Lev because he thinks they’re not funny

“Don’t talk to her Lev.”

“Why?! Me and y/n are best friends!”

“No you’re not.”

“We aren’t but we can be aquatinted!”

“That sounds so much cooler suck it Kenma.”

• Yeah You were the reason everyone found out how dumb Lev was

✰ Ushijima Wakatoshi ✰

• He likes to think you’re as unfiltered as him

• But he also thinks you’re too unfiltered and it’s not that you unintentionally roast people you kind of expose them

• He also definitely saves you when you’re about to say something

“I don’t know your skirt seems kinda unflat-“

• Like then, he cupped a hand over your mouth and dragged you away without a word

• And that’s how you knew if you were saying something offensive, your boyfriend would cup his hand over your mouth and drag you away.

“I don’t know Tendou, you have creepy eye-“

*smack*

• You pouted before looking at your boyfriend

“I wasn’t finished! But I think it’s bad ass! I’d be intimidated if I didn’t know you were a crackhead!”

• Tendou was definitely your best friend and he eggs you on to say stuff you shouldn’t

“What do you think about Ushijima’s spikes today hmmmm?”

“I couldn’t focus I was too busy looking at those beefy ar-“

“THE SPIKES Y/N THE SPIKES!”

“OH yeah I mean not as strong as usu-“

“How can I fix them?”

• Every now and then you knew when to speak up and when to not, when it comes to volleyball you don’t because you’re not a pro?

• You managed to catch yourself sometimes but then you turn into an even worse babbling mess

“Semi you remind me so much of Sugawara from Karasuno, that guy. Such a good setter- NOT THAT YOU ARENT A GREAT PLAYER TOO! You’re an amazing player!-“

“Y/n I get it.”

• Ushijima gets entertained when you babble, he’s never seen anyone think as fast as you do in situations like this.

• He doesn’t ever think to confront you, mainly because he thinks it’s a cute quirk of yours and finds it somewhat entertaining

“Goshiki reminds me so much of Rock Lee. I can’t be the only one who sees it?”

• Tendou had a field day with this statement and Goshiki just didn’t know who Rock Lee was

“GOSHIKI IN A WHINEY VOICE SAY GAI SENSEI!”

• Ushijima just watches-

“No I asked Ushijima out and he turned so red I swear-“

“That’s enough talking.”

• He cupped his hand over your mouth and dragged you out while you waved bye 🧚🏻‍♀️✨

• You often almost exposed your boyfriend

“He sleeps with a volleyball night ligh-“

“He always asks me to pick out the pickles in his-“

“He hates when I hug a pillow instead of h-“

“He seems superior here but when it’s us it-“

• This is when Tendou and Semi rise and snatch you from him

“What were you saying y/n?”

“Yeah finish what you were saying about Wakatoshi~”

“Oh yeah!”

“No.”

• And there your boyfriend stood ready to take you away when-

“Ushijima has a bunch of you guys’ pictures framed! It’s really sweet!”

“Oh really?”

“Wakatoshi that’s so sweet!”

• You smiled at your boyfriend who looked at you and sighed

“You’re a hassle.”

“What how?”

“Y/n is an angel Wakatoshi!”

“Thank you Tendou.”

“I never said she wasn’t an angel, just a hassle.”

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