#but there's def pressure

[malacheezyy]

ough......eurck.......oof.......yeeeeeowch......

[stuckinapril]

I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point

[acowardinmordor]

got a massage. had a steddie thought.

Steve goes to a place that gives you an edible, and then a massage. He's a total lightweight but doesn't want to admit, so takes 25mg, then pretends he's not orbiting Jupiter. When his masseuse Eddie -- who Steve thinks is very pretty, even without his glasses on -- is working on his arms and hands, the excess high bites him in the ass. Eddie rubs his hands down Steve's forearm, then over his palm, eventually sliding his fingers between Steve's. Steve immediately holds the man's hand, and makes a happy noise. Obviously the guy tries to get his hand back so he can continue to do his job, but Steve isn't having it. He keeps holding, and starts talking about how nice this is, and how they should go get ice cream, like in those old movies, a milkshake with two straws, and then watch a movie together on the couch, maybe one of the scary ones so he---

Which is how, when the high fades enough that he can think rationally again, Steve finds himself half-massaged, still holding hands with a definitely pretty man, who is staring at him like a deer in headlights.

[backformores]

beomgyu — more magazine

[incorrect-riordanverse]

im so mad that this is a side blog account and not a main account. i started this blog when i was still relatively new to tumblr and i think i was… like. fourteen years old or something. i never thought i would continue for this long, and i never knew so many people would like the content i put out here (i have over 9k followers which is literally mind-blowing, like wow….).

because this isnt a main account, i cant respond to replies left on my posts, i cant really reply to anyone unless i reblog !! i cant even follow people with this blog, it just comes up as my main blog (which is not pjo-related… rip my failed attempts at organising my fandoms to different blogs). so my avenues of interaction with a lot of you are seriously impeded.

so i just want to say i am so thankful for all of you, i read every single person’s tags who reblog my stuff, i read all of your replies and every time im crying screaming rolling around on the ground in agony over the fact i CANT REPLY!!

i know my posts are super inconsistent these days, im glad so many are still here! i think i may change some of my content eventually (never gonna get rid of the incorrect quote stuff, i’ll just be adding some other things like pjo headcanons or analyses or something), just to spice some stuff up on here.

[r-adio]

LIKE THIS if you would like to discuss being AFFILIATES !!

[todayisafridaynight]

mr. hi

[lesbiradshaw]

& who asked you two to stand so close???

[pyrepostings]

whumpee who's only given soft water to drink/bathe with.

[sircarebearalot]

requited unrequited

so there was something going around a while ago when people where discussing 'requited unrequited' and how it's hilarious,

i didn't think too hard about it but like yes ITS SO FUNNY

the idea that both parties think the other has a crush on them and is too polite/embarrassed to shoot them down

and then their actual respective love interests are losing their mind

ITS GOLD ITS FUNNY WHAT DO YOU MEAN

and i deadass haven't seen a single fic like this, can someone drop a fic rec if they know anything and they belong to the following fandoms????

[dark-side-blog3]

mm sometimes i think my yanderes would take advantage of the fact that I cant do some of the things most people can do with ease like tying their shoes or telling the difference between left and right, or the way i absorb info just to force me into being a baby. Mommy kakyoin would coax me into his lap after heavily drugging me, so I just happily melt into his embrace as he asks me what sound a puppy makes only to be met with a soft whimper of me trying to speak.. or diavolo making me do kindergarten level math in the playpen he keeps in his office for me. -📱

I've been having some trouble with doing tasks most people can do, so it is fun to think about different yanderes making you do baby-level math worksheets, or French vocab sheets and crosswords meant for little kids. Or having those grid papers to write Cantonese and Mandarin, or in your case with mommy Kakyoin, katakana. Why bother teaching you kanji or hiragana? You'll only be confused. And hiragana is more commonly used-- he doesn't need you knowing what common signs and objects actually say. Then you won't feel as lost, should you manage to slip away from his hands for a moment.

Diavolo knows worksheets aren't any fun-- he'd give everything to not have to do them, and still know the people he cares about would be okay. So instead of a little duotang with worksheets for your math, linguistics, or animal noises, Diavolo tries to set up little activities for you to do every day. Little trays with a number of the day, clay in one dish so you can draw the number yourself, roll it on a die, and count it out of marbles. Calling an animal handler to show you the different birds and bugs of the devildom in the throne room (and saving trips to the royal zoo for weeks you've been extra good!).

[dumb-doll-lips]

Hey. Super appreciate everyone who’s reached out asking if I’m doing okay because I haven’t been posting much (and I had let me queue run out too).

Im doing good though. Just been a lot less active online and chatting w as many people. And not taking many pics at all.

I can def get a little burnt out on socializing at times. And I’m in one of those times. Not like isolating myself or anything tho. And like still getting up to some slutty stuff of course lol.

It’ll def change again at some point. Im feeling like so ready for cooler temps and maybe being excited to get dressed more will help bring back some pics. Idk. But like I’m def still here. Tumblr is so my social media of choice. Ill be back and more active w original content stuff sometime.

[eerna]

oh my god the duality of hearing “look, I didn’t want to be a halfblood“ in a properly 12-year-old-edgy-boy voice while seeing the letter sigma being used as E yet again

[an-theduckin]

I'm begging yall PLEASE write Mark n friends fanfiction please please there's like 5 fanfics in this fandom and 2 of them are written by me. Even if u think you're the worst writer in the entire world (which I doubt but like. Even IF you were) i would still read that a hundred times and treasure it forever cuz I'm so so content starved. Please it doesn't even have to only about mark n friends series u can even like make a twomp + maf crossover thingy (technically it's Canon cuz Mark appears in twomp sometimes) please just show me my boy Mark.

(Also, if u find a Mark n friends fanfic PLEASE SEND THE LINK 2 ME CUZ I MIGHT NOT HAVE SEEN IT B4)

[kaurwreck]

scrolling down your blog is like,,, enrichment. i’ve been too exhausted to read anything for months (idk why, i just sit at home and do chores and wait for application results) but DANG are you motivating me. also dostoyevskys brand of psychoanalysis in his novels is weird at face value, but if you read one of his novels MY GOD does it come together like lightning in a storm. have you ever read tolstoy?

This is going to reflect so badly on me, but my aversion to Dostoevsky is less that I thought it might be weird, and more that I grew up around addicts and convicts and those who lived when they should've died thrice over and the philosophies born thereof, so I dismissed that there could be any further insight left for me in the valleys. But in reading Dostoevsky in the Face of Death and Problems of Dostoevsky's Poetics, I was reminded that my own rabidity can't be divorced from addicts and convicts and those who lived when they should've died thrice over and the philosophies born thereof, and that there's wisdom in viscera.

I have not read Tolstoy, but from what I've heard, he's polished and layered and intentional, so I would probably enjoy him immensely.

Also, I'm not sure what application results you're waiting for, but waiting where there's any tension is taxing. It will wring you dry; it's impressive enough that you're maintaining chores. I'm glad I can help provide enrichment and motivation in the meantime, but while it may not feel like you're doing much, neither was Atlas by that same logic— all he had to do, after all, was stand around and carry the weight of the world.

[kaladinkholins]

i think im gonna take a break from my fic to write my original work instead