this isn't being suggestively cropped for the Tumblr sensors or anything. There isn't a whole 2/3rds of an image missing or anything.
Or the accompanying piece for a short horror thing I'm writing... Call out to the eldritch terrors! I'm dipping my toes into Corprus horror!
Because I'm toooootaly not planning an entire Morrowind fic or anything. And it's tooooootaly not just me writing too much Josh content. Which is toooootaly not annoying everyone in the entire fandom lol.
I'm about to go on an undefined tumblr hiatus for my own sanity (you guys still can't have fun it seems) so this will be it for now.
Look I rarely draw full frontal man meat but it's just how it has to be, the render will be shadowed lol.
Ask me about the full image! Do it! Before I run away and only come back periodically.
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Reading The Way of Kings is really funny so far because you go from reading about Kaladin and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day(s) to Shallan and her sailor buddy Yalb's wacky book-buying adventure back to Kaladin about to fucking kill himself.
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Yuri Leclerc as a concept is sooo funny because here is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, sike! He's a man actually. and you're like okay, okay, cool. he's still the most beautiful person ever, looks introverted yet elegant, so you'd expect him to have a demure-ish personality with delicate hobbies. speaks in noble tongue, voice as soft as the lilac in his hair maybe. probably into fashion as well.
and then he opens his mouth.
DEEP voice, crass, and a menace. were it not for the game's rating and setting, this guy would be cursing worse than a sailor. ANDDD the funniest thing is that he's 😂 an underground mafia boss. his first conversation with the player character is that he'd slit their throat for crossing his men. he's confident, sarcastic and smug, absolutely at odds with his soft appearance. NONE of his hobbies aside from the makeup are ""girly"" at all.
but that's not all! get this. he's... a momma's boy. intimidating fucker that he is, everything he does, the maiming the killing the swindeling, it's all to send money back to her. AND following that, he's something of a Robin Hood minus the heroic fanfare. as in, he's for the common folk. from orphans to the disabled, his care protects them all. beneath the scary job and personality, his compassion runs deep.
he can't stand not knowing things. he sings so prettily but scowls when he's made to do it in public. people call him a Savage Mockingbird and he does do nothing but mock and toy with his prey sometimes. he hates attention. A+ honors student but dropped out for doing crime. he's gotten into shit situations where people took advantage of him for his pretty looks.
he likes stargazing. he's named after a star. his real name at least. the one only his mom calls him.
isn't the dichotomy just the funniest. like don't all these aspects combined together make for the most delightfully jarring character ever. but it makes sense. the totality of his life circumstances made the person that he is now and it just... works.
"Yuri is the best he's my favorite!" -Yuri himself (actual line in game btw)
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you can divide the people in the guess the build squad into four categories
actual builders and fantastic ones at that: Gem, Grian, Joel.
redstoner who is a builder in training: Impulse
not a builder but has builder besties: Jimmy
not a builder but has redstone besties: Skizz
and it explains everything. especially about those last two.
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i did NOTTT spend a full day on this whyyy
sebastian my boy i hate you !! <3
used a random generator for a 4 COLOR PALETTE (why did i do this) so if it looks funky blame it on that
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