#but uhh it’s true 🙄

[boysnberriespie]

The unending struggle to explain to people that shaming smokers was never gonna solve anything and tobacco companies target marginalized communities and we will never be free as long as you blame other people for their suffering and addiction is addiction is addiction and I’m tired…

[luffyvace]

what BSD characters are like driving!! 🤗 (😀)

includes PM, ADA & DOA

(these are short + no gifs bc it’s a LOT of characters)

Killing/threatening warning, yk, PM stuff..

PM

Mori Ougai: (I don’t condone his behavior—they ruined what he could’ve been)

actually a decently normal driver?

occasionally pushes the red/yellow light, especially if he’s late for smth important

will you Elise to be like “please my little girl is in the car 🥺😕” if he’s gets pulled over

Only trust him to drive you around if your one of his executives…otherwise if he asks you to get in his car- DONT.

Nakahara Chuuya:

ultimate road rager

really it’s not him it’s all these grannies drivin around!! 🙄

gets a million tickets a month but has the money to pay them off

i mean, he would. If he didn’t just kill/threaten the police officers..

don’t let him see Dazai either 😭😭

will probably be like “HEY DAZAI, ITS A DREAM COME TRUE” and (try to) ram his car into him—using his ability too, as a bonus

Kōyō Ozaki:

swears/mutter under her breath about how “people are idiots” more than she actually curses people out

i feel like she only would if someone were to damage he beautiful car (she has it custom with lots of pink floral patterns, not in a childish way!- it’s very pretty 😊)

she can afford to fix it ofc but it still upsets her

that person definitely doesn’t go home that night…..

she’s very beautiful so she could probably con her way out of getting tickets “I won’t do it again officer~” immediately rolls her eyes and calls them names that will not be stated here as soon as she drives off 😆

Ryunosuke Akutagawa:

I believe he’s a decent driver as well

Only drives recklessly if he’s angry/Dazai forced him to take Atsushi with him 😃😭

definitely drives safe when his sister’s in he car 🥹💗

usually turns the music all the way down

Gin Akutagawa:

would prefer to walk or have Ryuu drive her <3

but she does know how, knows the basics but sometimes forgets what random buttons do

gets pretty shy when she’s pulled over (she was either speeding because she was late for work or just happened to be caught going during a red light) so the officers let her go with out a ticket, just a (non literal) slap on the wrist “don’t let it happen again kid”

doesn’t play any music at all

Ichiyo Higuchi:

uhh she’s either driving wildly because she’s trying to help out Akutagawa or decently but parks on curbs/hits others car often 😃😅

forgets to turn on the radio since half the time she’s in the car she’s rushing

yeah I don’t have much to say since she drives pretty okay 👍

Ryūrō Hirotsu:

prefers to walk 100%

doesn’t even know why he has a car

actually yes he does it’s because it’s an old school model he’s had forever and is proud of

so he also doesn’t drive bc he doesn’t wanna scuff it up

would be a good driver if he did tho

will be the driver for other people’s cars tho

Michirō Tachihara:

very impatient

especially since most the time he’s trying to get to work

im ngl he’s probably made his car fly to work one day since he can control metal

maybe Chuuya has done that too…..definitely.

honks the horn like crazy 😭

tries to tone it down if one of his superiors are with him tho, like Kōyō, Hirotsu or Mori

Sakunosuke Oda: (Odasaku)

only drives crazy during emergencies

Good luck to whoever is in the car with him at that moment, your getting flung all over the place- seatbelt or not 😂😂

Otherwise you can 100% trust him to drive you around :)

very responsible, turns on his turning signal, stops at even yellow lights and never gets tickets 😊💗

Ango Sakaguchi:

another reliable and responsible one!

except he’s not as bad when it comes to emergencies 😭👍

he drives fast inbetween lights when it comes that kind of thing, like if it’s 3 green lights he’s stepping on the gas, but if there’s a red he’ll speed to that very light 😭

or he’ll just keep going since he’s a officer 🤷‍♀️ I forgot abt that..OOPS

ADA

Yukichi Fukuzawa:

really good driver

stops for animals, people, red lights, yellow lights

only downside is he sometimes doesn’t notice the green light

he’s one of those where you have to be like “uhhh the light is green”

Akiko Yosano:

uhhhhhh don’t drive with her

Professional road rager

has a quicker temper with men than women but she’s still speeding past you angrily either way….

only difference is she might hope out to curse out the men if she has the time

gets like 4 tickets a month..😭

Atsushi Nakajima:

he’s getting there! 😃

would drive better if Dazai didn’t keep rushing and distracting him 🤦‍♀️

tries to drive extra safe when Kyouka’s in the car /p (I don’t ship them she’s 14)

has to drive Dazai a lot of the time, and is pretty much the go to pick up guy for Ranpo too

or anyone who needs a ride really, he’s too helpful for his own good because he knows they’re gonna drive them crazy- but helps them out anyway 😅

Doppo Kunikida:

vv good driver 🫡

ultimate best driver passed his driving test with flying colors

Dazai be driving him crazy when he’s in the car with him but it’s okay he can drive with his feet/knees 😭🤷‍♀️

plays soft music from underrated bands

Jun’ichiriō Tanizaki:

uhh Naomi bothers him way too much while he’s in the car

wouldn’t accidentally run so many red lights if it weren’t for her

doesn’t even notice it’s red until she points it out and he’s already passed the stop line

They agree to both pay for the ticket

Kenji Miyazawa:

doesn’t drive

lives walking and would rather to say hi to the citizens everyday

likes to take it slow so he gets up early to walk to work

hes used to it since he’s a farmer 😊

Kyōka Izumi:

knows the basics

will start speeding without warning if you tell her an emergency has happened

hold your horses yall 🗿

mostly let’s Atsushi drive/prefers for him to so she can stare out the window

prefers no music

Osamu Dazai:

don’t even get me started

he only drives regularly when something serious happens

Don’t be fooled he’s certainly going over the speed limit

but he’s not being loud and obnoxious for once

will sing along to songs annoyingly loud and encourages whoever’s in the car to join (only Kenji does, but nobody mind him <3)

accidentally runs a few red lights but at least he’s never ran over anyone (it’s came close….)

Ranpo Edogawa:

doesn’t drive

only hitches rides from others and by others I mean Atsushi

I mean he can he’s just too lazy to and also likes to stare out the window

Wants to be the one in control of the radio despite not being the driver “I’m the worlds greatest detective! And I deduce you should let me choose the station!”

Naomi Tanizaki:

only gets rides from Juni

i feel like she doesn’t have a license yet

she walks to school and rides home with Tanizaki after work

always bugging him while he’s driving

she’s learning to drive from him even tho she doesn’t want to do she could keep hitching rides with him

probably thinking about failing the test on purpose but she realizes she wouldn’t be able to drive him to the hospital/agency if something were to happen..

Kirako Haruno: (office clerk lady)

if something happened to Tanizaki she would be the one to drive Naomi around

just make sure she never tries to drive while drunk…

otherwise a decent driver….probably occasionally pushes yellow lights

only gets a ticket once every 6-7 months or so

DOA

Kamui:

safest driver in the lands

yk cuz criminals be the safest drivers so they don’t get pulled over

LOL /j but even if he did the officer would immediately recognize him, apologize and back off

so yeah! Not to say he’s recklessly but he can definitely get away with running red lights :P

Bram Stoker:

um…..I actually don’t know why I put him here

LOL

would obviously hitch rides untilll…ifykyk 😊

but even then driving a car would be way too complex for him to even WANT to learn to do….

Fyodor Dostoevsky:

Okay now the actually criminally safe driver is him (PUN INTENDED LOL)

could probably use his intellect to get out of getting a ticket anyway

knows all the laws and has the memorized somehow and will probably outsmart the officer

doesn’t drive unless needed tho

Nikolai Gogol:

what does HE need to drive for?! 😭

bro just use your cape!

anyway he’d probably only do so if his goal required it or fun to run people over and set them free 🫡🕊️

another one who doesn’t drive

Sigma: (male alpha giga chad 🙂)

⚠️S5 DEATH/ENDING SPOILER⚠️

HELP ME I SEARCHED UP FYODOR’S NAME IN ANOTHER TAB AND I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL IT INSTANYLY SO WHEN I CLOSED MY KEYBOARD FYODOR D AUTOCORRECTED INTO FYODOR DIED 😭

Can I get a moment of silence for sitting here and taking the time out of my day to write all them COMPLICATED AHH NAMES⁉️🗣️

[romsabombs]

malevolent 43 was insane so here are my notes. my live reactions while listening. enjoy :)

god i feel so sick already

EW AD☹️

okayyyy voices

is it kayne watching

oh god this again

hes way more dramatic this time i think

ermm??

yuck😨

omg queen!!! indeed queen💅💖

i have no idea whats going on

ohhh dang

IS HE GETTING CHAINED UP

im so nervous and scared and afraid

yorrick lore episode?? :3

ohhh yeahh he was the prince's skull

JOHNNNN🥳🥳🥳

omg yes talk to eachother!!! bond!

HAHA JOHN WHY ARE YOU TELLING HER ALL THIS

yesss KING AND QUEENNN

omg hastur he-who-is-not-to-be-named lord of carcosa thats the thing kayne said

OKAYYYYY 💅💅

WHO😐 HAHAAA💀💀

yesss you tell him girl!! they broke into YOUR house‼️

ohhh erm what😶

"i am the king in yellow" SHE DOESNT CARE JOHN

ermmmmmm erm erm uhh

i have no idea how to describe kingqueen relationship rn

"you are no god i have witnessed" "no. but i am a god" such good lines

she should read oscars note lol

LORE LORE LORE yess tell us about this world queen🎀

"and yet you moan on a table beneath my knife👹" okayyy shes vicious💅

YORRICK SNITCH

"my transition" okay🤨🏳️‍⚧️

yo i have no idea what's going on

she said i know what u are🤨

LILY MENTION LILY MENTION

👹LIES👹 girl we're having a moment

"you gained humanity as a prisoner" okayyy true hmmm..

gosh this is heavy

bestiary mentioned :))

her ass is NOT listening

i have no idea how to picture this scene in my head

ohh she was hurt by humans☹️ because her ass is a witch

two sides of the same coin

YOUR MOTHER? omg a name

arthur is straight up dead and we're doing the traumadumping hour

😀☹️😞 :( :( oh darling

mother darkness is my drag name

okay shes got a point tho🫡

YORRICK DONT HAHA shut up!!

oh!! :3

ermmm third wheeling over here

yorrick finally does something good (shuts the fuck up)

death for the undying⛓️💔

hell brings about the truth in people🔥🔥🔥 these lines go hard

im sure you did😒😒

can you believe this episode is 52 minutes long

imagine arthur laying on the floor family guy pose while all this emotional stuff is happening

BEDROCK RAAHHHH

"our" :3333

even the witch knows hes a child

"silent to all but those who can hear🗣️🗣️🗣️"

"i am not forgotten. not by him" :((

i remember you my king!! 🤓🥰

larson mansion arc throwback

"i saved him" erm you're the reason he went crazy in the first place

FUCK YOU👹 does she even know that word

john finally gets therapy not clickbait

ok shut up john my headphones are dying

ok we're back

"i tried to kill a man who i felt was in my way" 💀💀

HAHA SHES SO MEAN

okay now arthur is the child

dont go to the dark side pookie🙏

bro this shit is none of her business stay out of it

MY LOVE FOR ARTHURRREEE🥳🥳 WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!🔥‼️🗣️

ermm 😶 come on johnn🙏

arthur said i can fix him and then did!!

WOAHAHSHFHCBXNSN WHA😨😨

WOAHHHHH WHATATTTT QUEEN??

HAHAHA WHY DID YOU DO THAT

ERMMMMMMMM HES WHAT

😀😀HEAVY BREATHINGGG

OKAYYYYYYY JOHNN🥰🥰

RAHHHH👹👹👹 hes so sigma

yo what the hell is happening

😨😨😨😨HUH

this witch sure loves stabbing arthur

TRUEEE we r in her home!!

his ass is not really gone come on

do true loves kiss or whatever or like shed a tear and it'll land on him and he'll be alive again because magic

"🤢JOHN🤢" okayy rude🙄

mm yeah true why did you leave

😀john stay with us🙏🗣️ pretty pls

i miss arthurs voice its really nice

FRIEND MENTIONED like from s1 :3

HIS ASS ISNT GONE what would the show be without him bruh

jesus christ

NO NONONONOOO NO COME ON

🫣🫣 ermm 😶

man arthurs only purpose is to be a vessel huh :( :(

isn't john like bound to this body

what a mess :/ how will we fix this

girl u barely know him why do u care

"ignorant false morals" 😒girl

i wanna know what she thinks about the trolley problem

maybe don't listen to her she just murdered your boyfriend twice. thrice

GIRL YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HIM

shut up🙄 dont piss me off you killed my boy

ohh arthur i miss him already

erm john!!!! dont say allat😀

GOD DAMN IT we got so far man

hail to the king🗣️🗣️🗣️

NEW BODY??

ok now shes worshipping him😒

:( he says arthurs name so coldly. absolutely no emotion in his voice☹️

DONT TELL HER!!!!

ugh hes back to his kiy voice

im gonna kill myself actually

"think of the object you desire to find" imagine a rosetoy just appears

OH OH OH OH HAHA YEAHH HAHAA

this is awesome actually

faroes song goes hard

ohhh hes back :3

yorrick is so cutiepatootie

oh wait is he okay😨

OH NO

OH :3 HAHA YORRICK💀💀

insane episode

aye we cant save arthur without another deal with the devil i think

where's kayne when you need him

john this speech is embarrassing you're not an alpha wolf

john non binary arc🙏

..meaning??🧐

"i choose you. to be a part of you" ☹️ pokemon reference for a sec

yorrick embodiment of sillyness

yeah doll him up before reviving him

"your love for your friend" yorrick is so third wheeling

oh he feels human :3 i feel so sigma

cant we just let arthur stay dead let bro rest in peace he's been through enough

ARTHUR :33 WOAHHH😨😨

yeah i guess that musta hurt huh

yo is his ass okay😀😀

arthur is in Pain Painnn

ima have dreams about this one

[coffeedrinkeryeg]

Oh cutie~ you’re so easy to tease it’s so so fun 🤭 yeah you’re such a ler but oh my how you crumble under being called cute and ticklish so so quickly~ can’t want to wreck you darling 🥰

This is silly propaganda~ I am here to announce that I do not crumble when I am called cute, nor when I want called ticklish. That's just a lie.

But uhh- as for the other part? True, I can't wait to get wrecked by you either 🙄

[edalynn]

Omfg look at this reply to a comment I made 💀

Uhh… okay, Zone Doll said so, so it must be true. It’s not like Dana specifically went back and deleted the art she retweeted that said they were canon or anything. Not like it was left pretty clearly ambiguous or anything… 🙄

[chthonicgodling]

In real time, who was the last person to make Loki laugh and was there context behind it ?

(Accepting EeL questions again come humor me!!)

🥺🥺 oh god oh no this is SUCH a cute question i……. wish I had an equally as cute and fluffy answer because I most certainly do NOT lmAO UH-

yknow I.,,,, lemme explain something in case i somehow haven’t made this crystal clear even though iiiiii feel like I’ve outlined the circumstances pretty clearly over the years but especially the last few months. Loki’s family is the Elysium palace wholeheartedly, he cares deeply about the people he lives with and is the happiest he’s ever been, especially now lately through this new exciting ongoing tryst with Maci and Tory and ESPECIALLY now lately that they’ve scooped him very possessively into their bed at this moment in time to give him the baby and this is all mushy gushy lovey dovey like living in a dream.

would Loki ever ever ever ever ever ever admit any of that ever EVER?????

absolutely not<3 all that up there and STILL Loki absolutely must keep up appearances in skulking coolly around and glowering scowling OR wryly smirking, all that up there wrt Maci and Tory and he’s STILL SOMEHOW PRETENDING that Ugh Please I don’t Cuddle 😒😒 (?!?!?!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THEN) lmfao even re: all these little games in the bedroom with them he’s SUCH a stubborn prideful brat that his safeword only exists bc he otherwise insists on eyerolling and whining and fighting and they can’t fuckin tell the difference (again this is A DREAM COME TRUE also he’s never once tapped out of. anything. brat brat brat. INSUFFERABLE just admit you LIKE them aaAHH)

So UGH I waantttt to be able to coo and say yeah Loki gigglefits while snuggled with his temporary play partners but ffs of cOURSE NOT cause that means they win😒that means admitting he likes all of these people 🙄 it actually was Tory ANYWAY though but not the way you’d think UGH

during that period of constant anxious interrogation between “you really want to have a baby with me???” and “…ok surprise I was already pregnant that whole time.” One of Loki and Tory’s many talks about it, I think I posted bits of it on the other blog, in which Loki kept coming up with “well what about — this? And what about— if this? And if that?” And Tory had an even calm reassuring response for every SINGLE thing Loki threw at him. Finally after Loki was like “okay well what if you and Maci change your minds and you both turn on me or turn on each other BECAUSE of me and this child single-handedly causes the entire downfall of your marriage what THEN checkMATE” and Tory finally was like …..I think you’re just gonna have to trust us on that one

…the god of Lies proceeded to laugh in his face (dragging his hands over his face and collapsing in a defeated heap. “Yeah, I know,” said Tory.)

Anxious laughter of disbelief SHOULDNT really count though so quick addendum. I did actual research into this!! Loki brand genuine laughter before that was *checks notes* oh. uhh. well that’s extremely nsfw. But it was also Tory. lmao lmao kind of. uhhhhhh.

…..hang on scooting over to the nsfwblog again….. right here <33

I’m going to be extremely vague dggdkgkgk, time period this was like, right before Baby Decisions. I’ve mentioned the specific trio dynamic is in which Tory doms Loki but Maci doms them both<333 since really at the end of the day Tory’s a sub leaning switch at heart lmao (did we know this? mwah) and so, well, if Maci’s not there supervising that DOES sometimes make Tory susceptible…… to well, Loki being able to bat his eyelashes and purrtalk his own way out of situations. for example perhaps that key that I keep vaguely mentioning is floating around on a necklace shared by Maci and Tory that I refuse to elaborate further about —

Anyway flipping Tory upside down metaphorically/very physically is ABSOLUTELY grounds for all smug giggles and fun and games!! until Maci comes back and laughs louder and brat-wrangles back to normal 🤦🏻‍♀️ (it is worth mentioning that horny idiot will continue doing this infinitely to obtain the same result. does the punishment fit the crime??? uh hello absolutely that’s the whole POINT,)

OKAY LEAVING THE NSFW SECTION How about the last person to make him really smile?????? ….help that was also Tory (and Maci). Just last night one half flicker of a real smile very quickly before anyone catches him CAN be obtained with the very easy formula of: snuggle tightly, purr, gib kiss.,, EASY. ohghhhgghh

Anywayyyyyy this answer is perhaps insane but it’s been typed with little to no proofreading at nearly 1 am so. yikes augh THANK U THO

one of my goals in all of this truly is to get One Genuine Gushy Lovey Moment on Loki’s end, let’s laugh and smile and snuggle and PLEASE?!!!?! cause Maci and Tory are soooooooo on top of that like even though they ARE NOT BECOMING A COUPLE (through gritted teeth and insistence!!) I just 🥺 can we get ONE I love you from Loki please eee eee we’ve already got them from Tory and Maci plEEEA A S EEEE—

[dreemurr-skelememer]

kia!! i think a little while ago i absolutely devoured your headcanon tag (even though tumblr user dreemurr-skelememer is obviously creator of dreamtale that tag must be a typo 🙄🙄🙄 /lhj) and i think you mentioned that?? nightmare is canonically sexist/homophobic/racist?? which not surprising it's Joku:tm:, but also unfortunately since its, again, Joku:tm: she's deleted anything that said so/it was lost when she deleted her blog the first time. if its true, do you happen to have a (1/?)

unfortunately, i don't have any screenshots but i really do distinctly remember it being an ask that joku answered and seeing it on her blog, say uhh idk around 2018-2020 (memory bad and i dont bother)

you can take my word for it or you dont have to 😂 idrc either way because i completely ignore canon anyways

for headcanons i unfortunately dont have much rn!! ive been on a block for weeks bc of college so its 😔 i WOULD love to hear what you have though :)

[rivertigo]

that post about people on the internet not being kind is so true because I do not know this person. they don’t follow me, they’re probably replying to someone’s reblog that’s far escaped my bubble of blogs. this is not a normal thing to say to someone else. I understand that they’re “joking” and I don’t take it to heart one bit, but I’ve just noticed I get this response so much on this post that I’ve been thinking about it. Why is it so normal to just reply and be like “uhh you could do it if you weren’t a coward 🙄” on any post. Like it’s a post about vivisection… what are you gaining by calling an abstracted internet version of me a coward? You don’t have an inside joke with me, we are strangers

[the-richest-duck]

Ok fine yes it's true but.... 😑🙄😒

Why is Gyro HELPING Scrooge here... I thought you said that you were NOT going to help him so why are you here?

Well... That's true but I never said that when I CHOOSE to help I don't help him.... And how did you know I said that?

Wait a minute... You was EARDROPPING my PRIVATE conversation with McDuck?!?

Uhh... I gotta go....

GLOMGOLD GET BACK HERE YOU FACITOUS FAKE SCOTSMAN.

Flintheart Glomgold.. SIT DOWN!

[eldritch-spouse]

Which of you dummies would join a book club ?

Santi would join one that talks about erotic books, he'd read the back of the book to get an idea of the book. He doesn't actually read it. He just let's the dorky humans get themselves riled up discussing the book. He just sitting their planning on how he gonna rail all the little dorks and nerds. When they ask him about the book he describes sensual secen that vaguely resemble the book . Its not right but no one is calling him out due to being highly flustered

I can see Nebul joining one and actually does get into discussion because he actually reads the books. If the book club discusses a book with a master in it. He gets really into and imagines himself as the master of all the little humans in the group. It gets quite because Nebul got little into it and he just plays it off as joking. The group is a little quiet after that.

I could see Patches join one. IF THAT LOSER GOT OUT THE CELERGY MORE AND LET HIMSELF HAVE FUN. He just so happened to join one with a cute human in it.(he actually been stalking them for a month now.) He just so happens to start talking to the cute human and becoming their book buddies really fast because they have so much in common.

Maybe Obie if his crush is in one and their always food their.

I'm not to sure about the rest. But I thought of funny Scenario with Admin. It's silly canon. Never to happen in canon.

Admin in a club meeting discussing the romance of the two main characters.

Admin isn't agreeing with person in the group about a ship. But it's still pretty civil discussion . Krulu appears out now where.

Krulu: Actually your both wrong, clearly Kevin the leader is the better choice for the protagonist. He clearly the superior lesser. 🙄💅

Half of the group dies from shock, the ones that are alive are traumatized crying on the floor or are so shocked they can't move.

Krulu: Oh no, how sad the meeting must be over since everyone is seems to be so occupied at the moment. It's such a shame. 😔 let's go lamb.

Book clubs, huh?

Oh yeah, Santi only reads if it's something made by an author from the lust ring. And even then, his attention span can leave a lot to be desired if it isn't like, the raunchiest thing to ever be written. He brings volumes of filthy eroticas to every meeting, especially anything to do with incubi, so that he can then read nasty passages aloud and interrupt with:

" This is true, we can cum several times. " (Casts lidded glances at everyone.) " The vast majority of us also have slits, as you can see. " (Spreads legs.)

Or:

" Not everyone reacts the same to our saliva and the author explained this perfectly! Does anyone want to volunteer? I only want you guys to have the most immersive experience, of course. "

He will not rest until an orgy is achieved.

Nebul is usually one to stick to more philosophical books or anything related to astrology, even astronomy or psychology. He won't shy from an erotic romance once or twice however. Though he's likely to go on long-winded spiels about how most of these romances portray a flawed or lackluster interpretation of power imbalances in kink. Or how they're nothing compared to the true symbiosis of master and pet dynamics.

The wraith will likely sit next to the most timid or soft-spoken people and get off by exerting pressure on them. They're silently influenced to agree with him and get subtle praise when they do so, he's already working his magic without them even knowing. Any more dominant-presenting people will be challenged into backing down constantly. He wants to be in charge of the club.

Let's face it, Obie is more likely to eat the books when no one's looking than actually read them. Uhh... What chapter are we on again?

Patches knows every book you like and he's read them all before you. Do you want recommendations? Because the dullahan has at least twenty possible titles you'd probably love. Oh no no, you don't have to buy them! He'll let you borrow his copies, it's the least he can do for someone as cultured as you! Besides, the two of you seem to have similar tastes, how about you ditch this club and he can take you two somewhere calmer to read together?

Whenever you read any book, Krulu is also technically reading it, even if indirectly. He's probably complaining that you take much longer to read than him, which drives the higher nuts. If you do go to any book club, I assure you Krulu's going to be scrutinizing everyone in the back of your mind, and he will force you to criticize mediocre writing in the most possible insulting manner towards the people who enjoy reading it. Human literature bores him to the core, it's a complete snoozefest for Krulu. They'll get bored enough to fuck around with the surroundings, making walls deform or objects move on their own, touching people without them seeing his hands. Anything to speed this shit up.

Agner would love a book club, he's the only one that's normal about it.

[director-cyrano]

Precious little Amarys is definitely planning to do something against the rules when you tell her who that anon was. But of course the rules don't apply to the BB Leagure elite four 🙄

Uhh… I’m… I’m not sure if that’s entirely true, to be honest. She would definitely be sanctioned the exact same way as anyone else would if she did act upon any impulses… plus the e4 don’t have different rules, so… yeah…

Uh… @elite-amarys Can… You’re not planning anything, right?

[psiimaid]

the og line of thought led to twilight specifically but maybe it would be better to say vampire au bc uhm. while a True Twilight AU would be insanely cringefunny it would also be super awful (they do not need to be highschoolers please and thank you)

but idk even just a generic vampire au actually. kinda keeps some of the stuff i really really like abt them in general.

easiest and most true to the original way to go about it is having mai as a vampire n psii human. whether the existence of vamps is common knowledge or not psii Definitely Knows.

sign di + psii are very Into their mortality but there’s some struggle with rosa (vampire, obvs) and her forsaken immortal existence or whatever

anyways psii has some sort of precognition which mai commonly uses to be all “u have vampire powers so obviously 1 day u will b a vampire shit’s easy math 🙄” and while she’s v lonely and has somethinng of a janky moral compass she outwardly respects him declining her offers to turn him so they can be #2gether4ever even if she’s a tad bitter abt it in da moment

and uhh condy? gets involved somehow? (bad) stuff happens + she ends up being the one to turn psii (keeps wanting to correct to psilocybin) but typing this out made me realize the thing i really care about in this au is the “if bad things are destined to happen to you which lead to our closeness is it so selfish of me to want to want that also i’m sad + immortal + no friends.” i Cannot believe i fell for a trojan horse from my own mind,

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Glad to be back :D

Seems like a you problem bestie <3

Nah she was wild for that though xD correct about the Hell thing but

This music is wild for these y'all xD

Ope Charlie?

Guys still not over that ending o.o

OPE going right there with it o.o good thing it was the last scene in the previously as well xdd

Aww Tim :((

Hi Tim :DD!

Hi Gray :))!!

Hmm yeah true

Oop hello sir

Hmm he's gonna keep showing up not just once or twice like he'll be in this episode yk?

Yeeah carefullll

Ahh okay cool

Yes good have a rep <3

Nope phew

Yeeahh I would

Oop o.o

Poor guy :(((

OOGH love when the intro's like that :D

AYY Celina's here now 🥰🥰

Hi Celina :D

Hi Lucy 🥰

Hi Nolan :D!!

Lol real

Aw honey <3

Girl xd chill a little bit

You sound like a magazine honey

Aww xd

Hi Angela 🥰!!

Hi Wesley 🥰🥰!!

My boy <333

Oof yeah D:

Yeah it was nice of you to let her know :((

Yeeeahh saying it like that makes it sound even worse 😭

Aww oh yeah makes sense :((

Yeah he did xd

Oop?

OOUP CHARLIE O.O

Uhh ohhhh

Girl you better have scruples about this o.o

Hmm nah she's chill

Nahh she'll find out it's Angela and be like nahhh hold up 😌

Lol real though, the "it's a me problem" thing xD

Hmm suspicious

Ope o.o

Is it though xd brings up issues

Ah and that it's wrong lol

Didn't know you care xD I mean kinda guessed

Ahh okay okay o.o

Yeahh you do have stuff going on

Bc you did kill him xD

Just acting chill or does she not know?

Hmmm seems like just a cover like they know they're being manipulated

Hi Nyla :DD

Yeahh she's just shady xd

Lol yeah the victim one

Hmm yeah makes sense

Wouldn't risk killing some rando lol xD

But I think y'all can do it :)

Timmm :(

Well at least he's not worse

His?

OPE no that o.o

Yeahh maybe we don't want him doing that o.o

OOUPE GOSH WE DEFINITELY DON'T WANT HIM DOING THAT O.O

AH HECK NAH

NAHHH THEY WON'T LET IT HAPPEN

He's friends with his union rep he ain't leaving him

I mean maybe physically but yk xd

Be careful Timmm 😬🥺

Hmm blackmail then?

Ah crap what leap xd

Bad fake reason for a leap lol

Oop O.O

Nahhh 😑

Oh crap right that 😬 he did need an emergency session-

Ohh that

Don't really remember it xdd

Liar 😑

NOOPE NAHH don't do it 😑😤

Goirl (him) chill 😑

Sir??? You don't outrank him I'm pretty sure sldgjdks

Yes as he should 😤😤

Sir get over yourself 🙄

Ik he's doing it on purpose but my gosh xd

[imakemywings]

It's 2023 and I am thinking about Elwing and uhh I still cry about her. This little girl who lost everything, this little girl who had to grow up without her father, mother, and brothers. This little girl who was so fucking traumatized I wonder if anything or anyone had helped her process that trauma. This girl later became a woman and a queen of refugees (REFUGEES!!). This woman tried to rebuild her life again by marrying her true love and having a family of her own and later became a mother to two beautiful sons who were cruelly ripped away from her. She was driven to suicide by people who destroyed her life TWICE. She and her husband brought the host of the Valar which led to Morgoth being overthrown and yet she was considered a horrible character and that will never sit right with me.

(P.s. I love your metas, and umm will you be writing a fic about that horror story you posted about Elrond and Thranduil?)

I've said it before I'll say it again: Elwing is one of the best woobie options in the story.

Literally without her and Earendil Middle-earth would have been under the thrall of Melkor but she wasn't nice enough to the uwu Feanorians so she's awful 🙄

That's so kind of you to say! I hadn't really planned on it...it's one of those fics ideas where in my head the scale is a lot larger than I think I have the energy to actually put down on paper...but never say never ( •̀ .̫ •́ )✧

If you're curious about the art that inspired the idea, I can definitely recommend that!

[etes-secrecy-post]

Me 🇵🇭: His OCs are sure having a great time during heat summer! So, what can we say? School's out & let's dip in! 😎🏊🏖️

Me 🇵🇭: As for this one, these movies of July we're great, but, I'll be hold on my spending for something else. Particularly, the anticipation of either FNAF movie 🤖🐻 in October or Gran Turismo movie 🏁🏎️ in August... The latter, however... Uhh.. I have a funny feeling that this movie will ruined my racing game childhood, regardless of so called "Based on true story". ✌️🙄✌️

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

👑Being Seijoh's Manager 👑

🥶 Manager is Cold 🥶

Seijoh x GN manager

Warnings: Swearing, bullying Oikawa

AN: This is an Anon request!

Extra edit: I laugh way too hard at my own writing send halp 🤣🤣 #bullyoikawa2022

🌠 Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠

First off, Seijoh is so happy to have a manager 🙌🏻

Due to Oikawa reasons, they've been extremely limited on their prospects

However, the moment Iwaizumi first witnessed your interaction with Oiks

Well let's just say he was sold 😍

If you ignore Oikawa, it's just in his nature to pester you more and more

He will follow you to classes and legit go out of his way to bother talk to you

"YN I just don't understand why you won't go out with me!"- Oiks

"Because I don't want too"- you 😐

Walk away 🚶‍♂️

Mattsun and Makki are actually dying on the floor

Iwaizumi is hella impressed 👏🏻

In fact, he asks you immediately if you'd be interested in joining the team as a manager

"Sure Iwaizumi. I'd be happy to help"- you

Iwaizumi is fully aware that you aren't super open or exciting

But he also knows you are efficient and friendly in your own way

Please everyone on the team respects you except for Oikawa 🤦‍♂️

You give the team their waterbottles with a nod and they thank you 😊

Seriously it's not that complicated 😒

Unfortunately for you Oiks is your captain

"YN-CHAN DID YOU SEE THAT SET?"- Oikawa literally dying from going .03 seconds without praise

"It was nice"- you going back to your notes 📝

Seriously you just want to do your job 🙄

"YN-CHAN"- Oikawa 😭😭😭😭

"Leave YN alone loserkawa"- Iwaizumi

At break, you hand out towels to everyone and Oikawa refuses to take one

You shrug and walk away

In the group chat, you are often the topic of discussion

Mainly because Oikawa has some unspoken issue with your lack of enthusiasm 🙄

🎆Loserkawa's biggest Fans 🎆

Iwaizumi had to compromise with Oiks 🤣

Oikawa: Yn is always so rude

Kunimi: Yn isn't rude, they just aren't super talkative

Iwaizumi: YN does their job and that's what we need

Mattsun: I mean, has anyone ever seen them smile?

Makki: 👀

Oikawa: Precisely! We legit have the most stiff manager around

Iwaizumi: Not true. Yn totally celebrates when we win

Oikawa: yeah by clapping and telling us "good job" in the most lame monotone voice to ever exist 😒

Kunimi: I mean, you have half the school to celebrate you Oikawa, why do you need YN to bow to you?

Iwaizumi: Good point Kunimi

Kindaichi: I think YN is nice, maybe they are just reserved?

Yahaba: YN's never been rude on purpose, I think they are just aren't very open

Oikawa: I don't think it's too much to ask for them to at least be excited

Makki: it's not like they are unsupportive Oikawa

Mattsun: Oikawa's just mad because YN isn't in love with him 😒

Oikawa: I AM NOT

Iwaizumi: Are too

Kunimi: 👆🏻

Oikawa: It's now our mission to rip a smile from YN even if it kills us

Iwaizumi: 🙄 grow up

Watari: why can't you just leave YN alone?

Kindaichi: yeah

Iwaizumi: because YN can't have nice things

Needless to say, Operation Get A Smile From YN goes into full effect

And it's a total flop from day one 😅

Oikawa does everything to try to get you to smile or heck, even emot 😐

But you remain stiffer than Ushijima himself

Oikawa brings you flowers 👉🏻 uhh thanks? 😐

Oikawa buys you lunch 👉🏻 I have my own but thanks 😐

Oikawa flirts with everyone in front of you 👉🏻 you simply walk the other way 🚶‍♂️

Literally it's driving him insane 🤣

Kunimi has all his failed attempts video taped 📱

Makki made a montage 😅

Oikawa finally loses it a week into his efforts

He comes storming into practice and he's heckin mad YN

Literally you are just standing 🧍‍♂️ there, taking notes when Oikawa stomps up to you

"YN WHAT THE HELL? IVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE YOU SMILE ALL WEEK AND NOTHING!"- oikawa

You just stare at him 😐

"I'm sorry"- you, still staring 😐

"Oh for the love of GOD!"- Oikawa says throwing his hands in the air and turning to wall away

Unfortunately for him, Yahaba just happened to be pushing the volleyballs out of the closet

Oikawa literally trips over the balls sending them flying all of the floor

Oikawa is literally a falling tree I can't 🤣

Please he is not a graceful faller at all he goes down like a ton of bricks

Iwaizumi is pissed off and everyone is simply stunned

"SHITTY-KAWA WHAT THE HELL!"- Iwaizumi, throwing a ball at the back of Oikawa's head as he lay face planted on the floor

Suddenly, the guys hear a straining laugh

Literally it sounds like someone is in pain because they took a huge gulp of air and they can't breath

Iwaizumi's head whips to you only to see you doubled over in laughter on the floor

I mean can't breath, rolling on the floor, dying of laughter

Kunimi ran to get his phone 📱

Kindaichi is too shocked to move

Mattsun and Makki are just smiling 😃

Maddog is trying hard not to laugh while Watari is covering his mouth to suppress his

Oikawa is still flat on the floor

Seriously someone should check on him

You slowly get up, clenching you stomach from laughing so hard and wander to Oiks

He looks up at you, blood running down his face which only makes you laugh harder ad you collapse besides him 😂😭

"Oh my god Oikawa are you ok?"- you say dating of laughter but trying to be supportive

"You- YN, you're laughing!"- Oikawa, a cocky smirk reaching his face 😏

"How could I not! You fell over like a dead tree in the forest Toru!"- you still clenching your stomach

"Well I had this all planned out just to make you smile YN. I'm glad it worked out"- Oikawa

"You absolutely did not have this planned out"- Mattsun

Iwaizumi is palming his face as you help Oikawa up 🤦‍♂️

"I told you all I'd make YN smile"- Oikawa, obviously way too pleased with his efforts 😂

As Oikawa goes to walk out gracefully, he totally trips on another ball

Sending you and the team into yet another fit of laugher 🤣

Seriously the pain Oikawa is in brings everyone so much joy 😊

"Shittykawa learn to walk will you"- Iwaizumi says throwing a ball at the back of Oikawa's head

Causing him to stumble yet again

Thus causing you to keel over dying of laughter

I guess Seijoh's Manager isn't so cold after all 🥰