#but wouldn't it be funny

[motions1ckn3ss]

hot take that enjolras is a ridiculously bad student because he's too busy with his extracurriculars. like his grades are horrific because of all his saving the world business

[lenaboskow]

what are the chances that kim is the one to make eddie realize he's in love with buck

[affo-gatto-gateau]

Okay but what if we took the Jon Matteson character family tree further and every character of him was actually just a clone of him. Richie and Trevor? Clones just in their early stages of development. All of them. They're all clones.

[leletha-jann]

"Funniest Possible Prediction" Bingo Entry:

Lucrezia defeated

Time windows paradox resolved

Klaus dewasped and retired to Skifander (kids will visit maybe)

Everything's OK for like five minutes

Gil considers options that include "deal with this empire mess my whole life or ditch it all to invent airplanes in Mechanicsburg with my girlfriend and my boyfriend even if they do keep calling them falling machines"

Gil cedes command of the Wulfenbach Empire to Krosp

Krosp I, First Feline Emperor of Europa

Empress of Cats becomes Empress of Europa

[lots of OT3-being-happy headcanons and miscellaneous fanfic go here]

Uplift modifications are strongly heritable

Cats rule Europa for generations

[loki-hargreeves]

could someone start a petition to remove the eurovision jury? 😩

[monocaelia]

i pay $7.99 for the blue checkmark on tumblr dot com so that everyone knows who The Official Tart Kisser is on this site

[1941-crowley-slut]

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[forgetful-nerd]

These three would crack each other up with horrible puns and jokes all day.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)

[trans-cuchulainn]

also the english are weird about folk culture. we are. we've relegated our folk dances and music to the zone of esoteric nerd shit that only weirdos do, and then we go looking for esoterica in the non-english parts of our heritage because we don't think we've got any of it of our own

[possessable]

hollow knight joke fanfic premise where The Knight goes missing out of nowhere and the first two people to notice are Iselda and Sly because The Knight is Literally The Only Customer In Dirtmouth, and then they go on an extremely long and stupid journey to ask around "hey have you seen the knight" and keep accidentally gathering other people in their group until it's like half of hallownest's merchants and some npcs all wandering around together even though they don't know each other at all but they share the same goal of very incompetently looking for this random child

[thetom2002]

So called free thinkers when an newsworthy event happens

[technically-human]

Payneland² part two because they wouldn't leave me alone

Part 1 here

[userarmand]

[dapper-lil-arts]

I'm not the kind of person that's like "Here let me fix the canon" usually but like holy crap gen 5 implied a lot of messed up shit about our hero Twilight Sparkle lmao

[quirkle2]

a labor of love about milk. there are other things too i guess