#but young chris was so unhinged

[autumnsxxangel]

My favorite Chris era is his 100% Entertainment hosting era, but especially when his brother goes on his show because his younger brother energy tends to come out and it either ends up super competitive or with TMI stories.

Also, dirty jokes...so many dirty jokes.

[minorfamilysupremacy]

good to see the twitter fandom is respecting bible’s pain and human boundaries by (checks notes) hounding him for not being vocal enough about pride

[im-probably-crying-rn-ngl]

fuck it, book recommendations based on your favourite driver

+ age rating, summary and rambling disguised as explanation as to why

if your favourite driver is Lewis Hamilton...then i would recommend Carrie Soto is Back by Taylor Jenkins Reid

(historical sports fiction, standalone) "Carrie Soto, a fierce and determined retired tennis champion, comes out of retirement at thirty-seven to reclaim her record and face personal challenges, coached by her father partnered with the man she almost opened her heart to, in Taylor Jenkins Reid's novel about the cost of greatness and a legendary athlete's epic comeback."

the connection between this book and lewis is what inspired this whole post in the first place. a comeback story even if you have proven all there is to be proven? trying to beat all the odds against you even time? being an all-time champion AND an underdog? there are so many links that can be made between carrie and lewis not just with their careers and relationships but also what adversities they have had to face. idk but is this like manifesting that lewis is going to be "back" for his 8th wdc?

if your favourite driver is George Russell...then i would recommend A Good Girl's Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson

(young adult mystery thriller, book 1 of 3) "In 'A Good Girl's Guide to Murder,' Pippa Fitz-Amobi reexamines a closed case, challenging the conviction of Sal Singh for Andie Bell's murder, unearthing hidden secrets that threaten her safety as she seeks the elusive truth."

ah mr wannabe investigator (we all saw him checking out that redbull) but seriously there's something we grussell sprouts must enjoy about someone who seems so straight-laced and uptight be absolutely blatantly unhinged both on and off track. it's just so george to choose literal murder inquiry as a school project, from the ambition bordering on arrogance of believing a high schooler could do what the authorities couldn't to the genuine heartfelt sincerity in wanting the truth and to bring justice for those already deemed outcasts by society. he's OUR good girl that's not-so-secretly "bad".

(main ship are george and alex coded btw like im just saying)

(+ bonus rec bc i am incredibly biased) if your favourite team is Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team (had to google the name for the nth time)...then i would recommend The Green Bone Saga by Fonda Lee

(adult fantasy, trilogy, best books i have ever read) "The Green Bone Saga is a fantasy trilogy by Fonda Lee, exploring the intricate power struggles and conflicts within and around the Kaul family. Set in the fictional city of Janloon with ability-enhancing jade as it's lifeblood."

my faves with my faves. mercedes aren't a national institution/emotion (ferrari), a team (red bull racing), a villains' lair (ashton martin) or a pop band (mclaren) but a family. a dysfunctional, awkward, barely concealed hot mess of a family, but family nonetheless. chasing victory while trying to survive the horrors of life and each other is the merc way and you will see the same in this trilogy. *toto voice* loyalty!

family is duty. magic is power. honor is everything. <- literally them

if your favourite driver is Oscar Piastri...then i would recommend The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan

(young adult fantasy, book 1 of 5) "In 'The Lightning Thief' by Rick Riordan, seemingly troubled teenager Percy Jackson discovers his divine lineage as a demigod, embarks on a perilous quest with his friends to prevent a war among the gods."

wow guys i don't know what to tell you except oscar JACK piastri, SON of nicole and chris piastri, might literally be percy JACKSON (i have connected the dots, you haven't connected shit). your guy might have had a former illustrious career in undertaking dangerous quests and asking greek gods to pay child support, you should check.

if your favourite driver is Lando Norris...then i would recommend Magnolia Parks by Jessa Hastings

(adult contemporary romance, check tws, book 1 of an ongoing series) "In 'Magnolia Parks' by Jessa Hastings, a tumultuous love story unfolds between the beautiful and self-involved London socialite Magnolia Parks and Britain's notorious bad-boy BJ Ballentine, as they grapple with a dysfunctional relationship marked by heartbreak, secrets, and the enduring pull they feel towards each other."

picked this based on vibes, just pure vibes but immaculate ones. the drama, the glitz, the glam yes but also the family, friendship, and love found within the pages of this series. this is british gossip girl. i am telling you there is a vision here people.

(+ bonus review because this might be the only book on this list that has less (3.84) than 4+ stars on goodreads and i can't do him and y'all dirty like that: i personally didn't love the first book but the series really comes together and you truly get invested in these characters and their happiness, actually pretty excited to read more.

also if nothing else it's fun, just some brain popcorn)

if your favourite driver is Carlos Sainz...then i would recommend The Wrath and the Dawn by Renée Ahdieh

(young adult romance fantasy, check tws, book 1 of 2) "In a land ruled by a murderous boy-king, Shahrzad vows vengeance for her friend's death and becomes the next bride of the tormented Caliph Khalid, discovering unexpected love as she navigates the perilous palace of secrets and stories, torn between survival and the promise of retribution."

wow like you think he didn't step out of a magical retelling of 1001 nights? mhm but let's leave aside the fact i am still not convinced otherwise. carlos this year has shown his insane mega ultra galaxy brain, so i believe the plot of the wrath & the dawn would be something that would resonate with you. the quick wit and guile of the mc as she tries to carry out a revenge plot while trying to not get executed is only comparable to carlos coming up with his own race strategy mid race and cementing himself as the only non-rbr race winner in 2023. wow.

if your favourite driver is Charles Leclerc...then i would recommend The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

(historical romance fantasy, standalone) "The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller is an Iliad retelling, focusing on the deep and complex relationship between Achilles and Patroclus."

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in tragic greek myths etc etc. i will have to say, achilles walked so charles leclerc could race. *soft longing sigh* il predestinato and aristos achaion, the predestined and the best of the greeks. beloveds born and bathed in golden light. it just makes sense to me.

if your favourite driver is Alex Albon...then i would recommend Beach Read by Emily Henry

(adult contemporary romance, standalone) "A romance writer who no longer believes in love and a literary writer stuck in a rut engage in a summer-long challenge that may just upend everything they believe about happily ever afters."

i mean alex is a living-breathing romance novel of a man. BUT it hasn't always been sunshine and rainbows (helmut marko if i catch you). so i think any emily henry book but especially beach read captures the ups and downs of alex's journey so well compared to just any ole romcom (...but if i had to give one for the alex enjoyers then it would be Better Than the Movies by Lynn Painter, coincidentally also george and alex coded lmao).

but was it his remarkable drive back to f1 or the recent holiday beach pics that was the reason behind this rec? i guess we will never know

if your favourite driver is Logan Sargeant...then i would recommend Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones

(young adult fantasy, book 1 of 3)"In 'Howl's Moving Castle' by Diana Wynne Jones, eldest daughter Sophie is cursed to age prematurely, the key to break the spell lies in the enigmatic Wizard Howl's castle. Sophie embarks on a quest to confront the Witch who cursed her all the while unraveling hidden truths about herself and Howl."

"let's bring it in and call it a day - let's look after of you." to "that's my girl" pipeline and vice versa. i know what you are.

but logang (the only one i know frfr) you deserve it okay? a cozy lil fantasy full of whimsy and wonder. tuck in and have some tea and cookies, pookies.

(i wanted to do the full grid but keep the teammates together and i haven't yet come up with something for all of em so there will be a part 2...? hopefully...?)

sources for summaries: thestorygraph and goodreads

[naritaren]

How to use strategy to follow the G1:

The first tip I am going to dole out is just pay for njpwworld. It's like 7 bucks USD and you won't be fighting for your life on the high seas. When signing up, use Google translate and sign up with the site in Japanese. Once you get logged in, switch the site language to English and you are good to go. For some reason the site bugs out if you try to register in English. 🤷

Secondly, NJPW posts all of the cards and the order they are in ahead of time. You can check on the schedule page. The results page on the same website will give you just that, the results. This is going to be key so if you are fast forwarding to watch just one match, you know where to stop. If there is a change in the card for any reason, they will announce it at the very start of the show, on Twitter, and on the website.

Now, you want to get a feel for the storylines? Your best bet is to watch the backstage comments. The only people that get in-ring promo time on these tours are the winners of the main event. Everyone else gets to be unhinged backstage. There are three places you can find the promos; njpwworld, njpwworld Twitter, and Youtube. They go up pretty quickly and get subtitled, but give the translators a day to get the subs up. YouTube will have them broken up by match, Twitter is by person, and njpwworld is all of them in one long ass video. Be warned: some people might do A Bit during the whole tour. Kenta absolutely totally didn't shill his book. ELP kept eating hamburgers. Jay White had the ToJay show. You get the point. It's wild. You'll find the ones you want to watch.

Now, if you are watching live, godspeed. The air times are always on NJPW Global's Twitter account. They usually have a few time zones listed. Your best bet is to just set a clock in your clock app to Tokyo time.

If you are watching live, there are no commercial breaks so you'll need to learn where is the best place to do bio breaks. You can always just go during a match you don't care about, but there are a few key times that always will work. The first is during Naito's entrance. Second is during Shota's entrance. Both of them take at least 5 minutes to get to the ring. Another good time is leading up to the start of a Yano match. This can be hit or miss depending on his opponent, but his in-ring intro is decently long. Another good time is after a match where they fucked up the ring or removed the corner pads. It'll take the Young Lions a few minutes to put it back and you get an extra cushion of time where you can miss the entrances for the next match and be fine.

Some miscellaneous tips:

Don't fuck up your sleep for this. It'll be tempting. It's not worth it. You'll enjoy the experience better if you just put it on when you have the time after work or school. The replays go up almost immediately after it airs so if you are using the subscription, you'll have it. These are 3 hour long shows. Just watch at your pace.

The NJPW codecs are shit so the video quality will be trash on the website. There is no way around this. Sorry. You just learn to live with it.

Main events and semi-main events will always have red shoes as a ref. How will you know it's him? Well you see, he wears red shoes. (and sleeves) He's also Shota's dad, so you'll hear some drama about that.

There might be nights where wrestlers are guest commentary! It's typically a surprise who it is, but you'll get to hear some interesting voices. Generally it's the native English speakers, but it'll be interesting. If Chris Charleton is on commentary, he will do live translation. (He's the Brit)

And my final tip:

Don't post fancams, clips, gifs, or screenshots on Twitter. God works fast but TV Ashai works faster. They will take your shit down fast. It's how TDE got their og account banned. (They don't know about Tumblr and let's not alert them to it either).

Enjoy the G1!

[iheartstarssm]

i'm gonna be so fr rn, doxxing people for writing smut about the triplets is unhinged. all you are doing is indulging in the problem and even being a part of the whole issue yourself. and if you're one of those people going on all the smut writers accounts and harassing them with the "the triplets don't like being sexualised." comments, you're just giving them a reason to clap back and then you guys get upset with it. everyone's entitled to different opinions on how they think fics of the triplets should be written within the fanbase. personally, i like to read fics where they're just nice and cute and i know i can usually read a well-written fic without it getting tooooo sexual.

and since we don't know how they feel about s*x fics being written about them, i don't think it's safe to assume anything. if they want to speak out and say "hey, just for the record, we still don't want smut fics written about us", then cool. if they come out and say "hey, we really don't give a fuck what you write", then cool; it's their decision and we have to respect that and what other writers do with that info.

as for smut writers, i've seen some of your guys' blogs and the fact that you are CONSTANTLY talking about how stupid and "sensitive" sturniolo fans are is just plain annoying and uncalled for. sure, you can have your own opinion but when you make your opinion the ONLY thing you post about on your blog, it's really annoying. you don't see "sensitive" writers constantly complaining about the smut fics rn. they say what they want and move on but you guys are the ones who are going on rants about how "sensitive" and annoying some fans are for not agreeing with you writing smut about chris, nick, and matt.

as for the whole nick x fem!reader stuff i keep seeing (i won't say names or accs, you guys know who you are), it's honestly pretty sad because it shows me and other fans around you that you don't respect nick or nick's sexuality. he has always said he's always known he's gay and that he's never liked another girl so why are you writing fics where he's making out with a fem!reader?

and also, all i can say is, the whole incest shit and "oh, i had a dream chris made out with nick" thing is just gross. they are brothers, not fuck buddies.

also, the whole thing with "suggestive" fics is honestly something for each reader/writer to decide if it's okay to them. i know some writers use the word "suggestive" heavily and lightly. for some writers, "suggestive is making out without actually getting to a point where sex happens (which can happen a lot in real life! you can definitely makeout with someone without having sex with them). and for other writers, "suggestive" can be alluding to sex or suggesting that sex was going to happen. personally, i'm fine with a fic that has a small makeout moment but if it gets to the point where sex is going to happen, that's where i will probably just silently scroll away and find a different fic to read without makking a fuss on every smut/suggestive writers account and it’s not because i hate smut writers, i’ve just had bad experiences with sexual things and i personally choose to avoid it! there's some writers who have a few works i read but they also write "suggestive" fics about the triplets and that's where i agree to disagree with a writer but i can still enjoy other fics they write. it's like strawberry picking what works for you.

and to tie it all up, smut is usually poorly written and not accurate to how real life s*x is. so for a young fan to read that and get a poor representation of how sex is can be really damaging and can cause insecurities in someone. i know when i was younger and people introduced me to smut, it made me insecure because i thought my body was supposed to be a certain way for men to like me. so with that being said, if you are a smut writer and want to continue your writing, no one can forcefully stop you. but i would suggest that if you are going to write smut, label it mature so people can turn on/off their mature tags and get the fics they actually want to read. wattpad writers do it with their work and i think it's only respectful for you to do it as well on this app.

also, i'm tired of seeing smut writers saying "Well they aren't minors anymore and they didn't like it when they were minors". they can still not like it even if they're 20. smut about a real person is very invasive and can make someone insecure about their body. if someone you didn't know wrote smut about you and they knew nothing about you, you'd be uncomfortable and grossed out too.

all i'm saying is at the end of this, no ones going to win their case. smut writers aren't going to get "sensitive" fans to stop rambling about smut since there are always going to be people who don't agree with you or what you do. and non-smut writers aren't going to get smut writers to stop writing smut since they think it's fine and will continue to do whatever the fuck they want. i still stand by my thought that if you are a smut writer, label your sexual works 'mature' so people who don't want to indulge in smut can turn that tag off.

that's all i got to say about it !

[quackstr]

MASTERLIST

ao3 smut author

• original work / character

• real person fiction

• more to come!

EXPERIENCE

[SERIES ONGOING] lots of experience from him makes for a better experience for you...

• like two shooting stars crossing paths [F/M]

Lexie is a young adult now. She gets set up on a blind date by her best friend forever, Amy, whose only wish is for her friend just to get laid for once. Unfortunately, the date doesn't end well. Luckily, there's the handsome and charming owner who is willing to fill the hole left by her failed date, in more ways than one...

• tastes like salt and pepper [M/M]

Brandon is a college student in graphic design. His sex life is somewhat active, but he feels that something is missing. One night, he meets Jason at the gym. He's way taller and way older and way bigger than Brandon. He looks initially to be a gentle giant, but as Brandon soon learns, Jason's far from it. Maybe all he needed was a rough man with a lot of vigour and a fat juicy cock to submit to?

• the henry-nathan special [M/M] [F/M] [M/M/M]

Coach Price and his captain Nathan had a secret bond like no other and they shared a common interest for college sluts, girls and guys alike. Getting fucked by the two, separate or together, was just like entering Heaven. The two were beginning to get bored of colleges when a brand new toy to break fell right into their laps.

SCHOOL FANTASIES

[SERIES COMPLETED] the more unhinged and rougher fantasies of you and him...

• Mr Calvin - The Sexy Gym Teacher [M/M]

His biceps were huge and his forearms were covered in hair that reached his veiny hands, which never failed to make you drool. Mr Calvin seemed to always wear thin shirts in a sad attempt to hide his gorgeous abs. And standing at almost 6ft, it was no wonder that most of the student body, and some of the female teachers, had a collective fat crush on this sexy man. // You tie and blindfold a sexy, muscular, hunky DILF and intend to suck him dry.

• Miles - Your Hot Roommate [M/M]

The day you moved in, you met your new roommate, with a frame way taller and wider than yours. He shook your hand with a firm grasp and introduced himself as Miles. It was clear immediately that he spent a lot of time at the gym, from his thick arms and legs to his large chest. // You catch your roommate jerking off to porn, so your decide to give him a hand.

REAL PERSON FICTION

[ONGOING]

• His (Henry Cavill) [M/M]

In public, Henry Cavill is a charming and polite celebrity. His flashy smile has all the world wishing they had what you had - what you had every night. The Henry Cavill that you know is nothing but a monster when it comes to you. From his fat cock, to his incredible ass eating to his immense strength, this absolute beast of man never fails to actually break you.

And the worst part?

You fucking love it.

• Shared (Chris Evans, Tom Holland) [M/F/M]

Tom, your college boyfriend, has always wanted to see you get fucked by his best friend, Chris. You quickly came around to the idea. But, you did end up coming around Chris' cock quicker.

• DILF December [F/M]

Celebrate the Christmas season with your favourite DILFs.

Tom Welling (Day 5 - NSFW Alphabet)

Chris Evans (Day 10 - Locations Alphabet)

Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Day 15 - NSFW Alphabet)

Tom Hardy (Day 20 - Kinks Alphabet)

Henry Cavill (Day 25 - NSFW Alphabet)

OTHER

[YET TO COME]

I have no aspiration to accept any requests at the current moment but please feel free to send any input as it may end up inspiring to write it or something similar!

[moonlit-orchid]

I have so much respect for Michael Arclight. Out of all the Yugioh Zexal characters I would want to fight, this guy is at the bottom of the list.

Not just because he's an adorable sweetheart, despite the no doubt horrible life he's had- being taken away at a young age to god knows where with only his brother (who's about two years older than him) and having only him for who even knows how long, then taken out by their oldest brother only to realize now they have to fight for their insane father's extremely convoluted revenge plot.

But also, uh... this guy went to STAB Heartland BEFORE dueling him. Just "huh, that didn't work. Card games it is, then." It's both hilarious and terrifying.

Can only imagine Michael went "I know exactly how to deal with the Barians. First we-" "Play card games and buy time for Yuma." Chris is nodding sagely. Michael just puts away whatever weapon he's got. "Or we could do that."

I AM SO SORRY THIS HAS BEEN HERE THIS LONG 😭😭😭 IT WENT TO DRAFTS AND DIDNT POST

The good thing though is that today couldn't be a more appropriate day to answer this /hj

I genuinely adore Michael so much. He's genuinely sweet and I love that in any situation he's the protective one. He just gives incredibly wholesome vibes, like old libraries and cafes, being the kid who always helps others with homework and will study with you if you ask nicely, but at the same time he is no pushover and he will stand up for others and then himself. He's just a little unhinged, but I wouldn't even call him unhinged, just so protective that he's gonna do whatever it takes to protect someone he loves. I too would never wanna fight Michael, dear god if I had to fight him I would cry /.

And also, he was never out to hurt anyone to begin with. Even though he was involved in some pretty messed up stuff, his goal wasn't to hurt or take his pain out on others, it was just to help his family. It was only after Yuma accidentally triggered him that he snapped, and honestly who can blame him? I'd snap too in his position. Actually now I'm thinking of it, that situation right now hits close to home- my family situation is less than ideal right now and I always feel like I'm going to cry whenever I hear about loving families, so I can only imagine what that poor boy was feeling. But the important part is, he never wanted to hurt anyone. Quattro/Thomas outright found pleasure in hurting others (considering his trauma I'm not surprised, I will acknowledge that even though he is my least favourite arclight brother because he's too much like my sister), and I'm not sure if I fully remember correctly but Quinton/Christopher was apathetic at least (I do not fault him at all he's the eldest and as an eldest child I believe he has all the right to go batshit insane). Michael? Michael remained sweet and caring, and his heart remained good. He was always a good person at heart, even more so than his brothers. Of course, the fact that he always behaved himself is a sign of trauma itself (being the good kid to try bring everyone together vibes are strong from him) but even so there was something so genuine about it, and it seemed he was actually becoming friends with Yuma, had he not been understandably been triggered by remembering what he didn't have.

Either way, Michael is just one of the sweetest characters in Zexal, and one of my favourites overall. He genuinely isn't out to hurt anyone, and if he is it's to protect someone, and he's just so damn cute. Also I firmly believe he fences (mostly because I fence)

[chanstopher]

Dear friends, just a note to say... dress warmly, eat well, stay safe and sound, keep smiling, I’m always there for you. 

2022 was a really great year for me on here, I’ve made more friends than i ever could have expected, and had so many wonderful interactions with people in my askbox and beyond. Stray kids have brought me so much joy, only amplified by the kindness I have received from all of you. I am so grateful for all you have given me, especially the love and support you have shared. I feel so privileged to be a part of such a kind, safe, space. I love creating for stray kids, and especially for chris, it brings me so much peace and joy in my life and I’m thankful to everyone here for giving me the opportunity to be absolutely insane over him.

@lonelystreetlight the loml (behind chris and jeongin and minho and jisung and cha- you know where you stand) my bestest friend my otp to age our friendship 😌 i love you and i miss you so much you’ve helped me more than anyone could ever understand and i’m forever trying to draw enough jisungs to repay that 🍕

@brianbangs amazing how we proved science wrong by being actual twins while never having met 🤔 truly immaculate of us. thank you for being the most unhinged person in the world with me about that one guy we’re both disgusted by. and for being the sunshine and rainbows to my lil storm cloud of a being. i know our friendship is still so young (how have we not known each other for decades?) it’s so important and special to me. i love you very much the ashley to my mary kate 

@quokki oh my wife i love you so much. you are so talented and fun and amazing. i love getting to watch your art style evolve into the super cool style it’s become. i get to look at that immaculate chris every day and be so floored that you made it just for me 🥺 thank you for being my friend, it really means the world to me

@nevoono god you are so special to me nev, i am so happy you live in safe my little phone making the cutest and funniest art in the world. and that you’re constantly giving me these perfect icons and thinking of me 🥹 i love you so so much you’re the sweetest person ever i’m so happy you’ll always be my first stayblr friend 🖤

@decembermoonskz oh izzy my angel i love you so much, you’ve truly made my entire stayblr experience a million times better, i love talking to you and hearing about how you’re doing and i’m always here keeping you in my thoughts and hoping the world is treating you like the ball of sunshine you are to me and everyone lucky enough to know you

@ the stayblr discord there are a million of you i cannot be bothered to try and tag everyone, but thank you for all the amazing love and support this year, literally could not have gotten through it without you. i love you and i promise i’ll try to be more active 😔

@ my anons my sweet little garden of anons that come to visit me i appreciate you so much, i feel so lucky to have each one of you coming to spend time with me, to share things with me! you’re all so very special to me 

and last but not least to all my mutuals and followers, you mean the world to me, i would be nothing without all the support i get in the tags you give me. there are so many ppl on here that i’m too shy to talk to but i adore i wish i could befriend each one of you like you deserve. thank you for being here and loving chris and skz with me 🥹🖤🤍

Signed

Dreamy

ps if you get the reference from the beginning im kissing you on the forehead hehe

[joesmemes]

THINGS SAID IN THE GROUP CHAT SENTENCE STARTERS

Assembled by @sheenathehyena.

I gave you a beach house now be normal

It's just so fucking ridiculous it circles back around to being poignant

I'm fine but what an inconsiderate toolbox

the fucking white boi who is trying to "find himself" that you meet all of once at the beginning

Yeah you want me to shoot my baby batter all over you cover you with almost - children

YOUR PLANET'S HOPE IS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG'S TRANS ASSHOLE

Not sure how to feel about talking to actual fucking yakuza members for entertainment purposes

On a scale of Balan Wonderworld to Silent Hill, how are you dealing with your trauma?

Roses are red, violets are blue, singular they is older than singular you

Concerned Ape noises

You ever think about the fact that [name] really said "the birds work for the bourgeoisie" & they were right

My patience for slipping over improperly spilled blood has run out.

If you can see the bones of your whipped pupil, you failed.

You know the healer's oath: Only do moderate harm to those who cross you.

Man I don't know if lack of shame is a blessing or a curse.

Parsooth m'lady but would you be so kind as to partake of the exquisite past time of role playing?

So they aren't DENYING the piss kink

uhm you need to be more of a doormat…..your boundaries are making me uncomfy 😦

That's HARLEQUIN NOVEL descriptors of sex

where is my mouse arrow? where is it holy fuck

fetishize urself ig

It's always people with feet fetishes or fat fetishes that be so open about it

Look at this unhinged mother fucker

Fuck you I hope your pice of shit family burn in a dumpster fire

Sorry you had to overshare about a tough time with some random chick in school but it's not relavent to my cat at all.

We're at a sword store and it's full of exactly what you'd expect.

Nobody was reading Lemony Snicket going "teehee they made Count Olaf bitch sauce"

Wikipedia I love you but your donation pleas sound like a lying teenager begging for money online

There's no right way to look at the guy that tossed his baby off a cliff and say "I think he needs to look cool for a minute there" is all I'm saying

Okay, wonderful. GREAT, take them all. Please leave immediately

one time I ran a server and I was being weird so I changed literally everyone's nickname to Frank

AKGHDLK I'm gonna SOB they asked if they could share their ticklefics

heavy meals always make me HONK MIMIMIMIMI

I found a fucking book of Mormon lmafo

lemme go take a dump and ill set it up

THREE. THREE TIMES. HE'S BEEN ARRESTED FOR INSIDER TRADEING THREE FUCKING TIMES.

tell her it was you who farted, establish dominance

I have been hoarding vidya games for the three of us to play like a dragon

Nearly had a heart attack because I was poopin and saw blood but realized it was my period

Ok we need to get a big cardboard box and a vaguely feminine scarecrow dressed as a boyfriendless girl

Puts my head in your lap like a cat

Some Filipinos wanna buy your titty mousepads

the chris chan trials are about to be the depp vs heard trial for people who had unrestricted internet access at a young age

Now u will screenshot us talking shit and put it in the callout 😭

GUYS I NEED PROOF THAT [name] IS GAY TO STICK IT TO A 19 YEAR OLD ALT RIGHT IDIOT

🙂 our fursona is gonna b friends with sonic

I both love and hate [name]’s writing. How they go from ancient purple prose to “oh shit oh fuck”

i guess you could say…. this was a triumph

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Lmao, perhaps 💀💀 Personally, for unrelated oral fixation reasons, I constantly have gum on me. If not, I will chew the inside of my lip and cheek to shreds, lol.

Me as I am LITERALLY doing the same while reading your reply lkjhgfdda

yep yep yep!!! I love that post with all my heart!!

nowadays i'm looking into older cevans characters and Bryce Langley is 👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️ he's so unhinged and yet so pretty

I love ao3 but ao3 is currently not serving me the Bryce content I NEED ,_, really having a moment of dang if I want it do I need to write it on my own??? can't the words just appear on paper from my brain???

kinda related but not really related but kinda related; how does one get into writing smut?

I've read a lot of smut, and I have thoughts about the plot and stuff if I were to write it, but whenever I try I just feel like I'm being too... Cringe? I just can't get myself to write it like how it's happening in my mind, and I'm constantly thinking of the "He would not fucking say that. No one would say that. Do you know how real people talk?" post. :P

Hope you have an awesome day!! 🤍

— 🔪 anon

related to this

Lmao, I love that for us 💀💀

Pumpkin Spice Chris Evans--Byrce. Yes! It's the perfect time for his pretty, tiny, young era, lmao.

Ohh, yeah, I can't imagine there's a ton of written stuff out there for him, though. I barely see gif sets and such of him, so that would track 👀

I would certainly say go for it, though! If you want that content, be the content!

Fuck 👏🏻 yes 👏🏻

As far as how to get into writing smut...

I would say just do it!! It's scary, it really is, but you can do it! There's some amount of learning curve to it, as there is with any skill--writing included--but the only way to figure out where you are on the learning curve is to do it. If you hate it so much, you don't have to publish it anywhere. No one has to see it. That's the beauty. It's for you first and foremost.

I started writing smut after an ex-girlfriend (girlfriend at the time, lol) introduced me to the world of fandom and then to fanfiction. (The longer story is basically that I wrote her some erotic poetry about the sex we had been having for part of her birthday gift, and she was like, this is good. Really good. Are you aware that people Do This? Publicly? For others to enjoy? I was not aware, lmao.) I didn't get into it right, right away, I did a ton of reading of fanfiction and smut first, but eventually, I just started to do it. I honestly don't remember why exactly I started other than I've always loved writing, and I started to become obsessed with Marvel more and more, thanks to being in a fandom, so... why not write for fandom? At the time, I had no idea what I was doing, and looking back, compared to the shit that I write now, you can tell 😅 but that's okay! It's okay if I think the stuff I wrote at first is shit and find embarrassment in those stories now. You know why? Because it means I'm better at it now. I had to start somewhere to get somewhere. Also, hey, there are people out there who've read those first fanfictions I wrote and who appreciate that work exactly for what it is. Many times, I have considered going back and orphaning early works of mine or re-writing/re-editing them. But I haven't. Partly (truthfully) because that takes a lot of time (especially re-working early fanfics), but mostly because I have learned to appreciate in other writers, whether they create fanfiction or otherwise, seeing them evolve. Their voice may mature or become "better" or more developed, but I can read their voice in their words throughout, and I think that's beautiful. I would love to see that in my works eventually. I would love to be that for someone else.

What has made my writing better has not only been continuing to learn how to better communicate what I want to convey to readers through my words but also how to ebolish those cringe barriers. What do I want to write? Filthy, nasty shit [affectionate]. Okay, well, pull no punches. Put in the obscene details. Paint a picture that would make a prude squirm in their seat and have to close their browser. I, like most people in the US, grew up with some amount of puritanical views on sex and sexuality. I am still unlearning those. I feel I had a head start, being kinky because I have to accept those parts of my own sexuality. When I first began writing smut, there were many more unconscious filters. Those filters, I found in my own writing, to be the most cringy. That and bad grammar. But, hey, English is fucked. Write how you wanna write. People don't speak with perfect grammer. Language is a sandbox, play.

[unhingedhearties]

Sometimes A Photo Is Just A Photo

Erin and Ben are apparently back in Canada and were hanging out with Chris and his girlfriend/ fellow Hallmark actress.

Let's see how the infants handle it.

The "I'm Done With The Show" brigade is still stalking WCTH related posts.

"Damage Control". Boy, I hope a certain group of Hearties don't latch onto that phrase and repeat it over and over on this post like they tend to do when they can't come up with an independent thought.

This feels like it should be common sense, but don't ever "love" someone you've never met with "all your heart".

Oh look who it is. foxyinspiration right on cue to prove she doesn't have a thought in her head. Sadly I've already referenced the movie Screamers on this blog so I've got nothing besides hoping she ends up like Private Ross.

God forbid a woman do anything, right? Seriously, you're going to look at a photo where Ben's making a face like that but focus on Erin laughing "too hard".

Also, there are still people who don't believe Erin and Ben are a couple. Amazing.

37 freaking responses. Ugh… let's break these down. Without cheating, guess how many times they claim "damage control".

Private people are never allowed to go out with friends or show up in pictures on someone else's social media site. Are Chris and Julie actually private people or has the unhinged section of the Hearties fandom driven them to be more reserved and distant on social media? Just my opinion-thanks for your feedback though.

Some sanity prevails.

I try really hard to not make comments about people's grammar. I come from a large family of people who's first language isn't English. I learned English at a young age but it's still my second language. I get it. Having said that, what the hell are you trying to say? Also, judging by your profile picture, you're a middle aged woman. You are way too old to be speaking in hashtags. Grow up.

I don't know, maybe one of these two couples are new parents and have a small child at home that limits where/when/how they're able to go out? Maybe one of these two couples live in another country and only meet up when they have a movie that's filming near the other couple? Maybe… wait a minute. Hasn't Chris been in group pictures with Erin and the other actors? I don't obsess over the actor's personal lives so I don't know when he started dating Julie, but maybe they weren't together at the time so that's why she's not in those pictures. No that makes too much sense. Surely the reason Chris and Julie haven't been in a lot of photos with Erin and Ben is because… something to do with their character arcs from the last five seasons… but those seasons had different show runners… Look, none of this makes sense right now but I'll figure out a way to make it work. I'll start with my own conclusion and work backwards to justify it.

Stop making sense, you're upsetting the zoo animals!

Damn, I might be clairvoyant. markrymill said almost the same thing I said. Aaaaaaand of course she ignores all those points to accuse Erin of hiding comments. If Erin was actually wasting her time hiding comments, why are yours and all the other mindless parrots comments still visible? Maybe they got reported for being spam or harassment.

Say the line, Bart!

"a Governor's position that doesn't even exist in Canda!" Oh no! A historical inaccuracy in When Calls The Heart!? Wait, are we in favor of that or against it? Fans keep changing their opinion on that point. And like any of the people watching WCTH care about Canadian history. "Supposedly given a hero's arc yet he doesn't get the girl?" Women are just trophies for men to collect. Lucas is set up to maybe have an actual exciting storyline where his character does something for the greater good of society, but who cares. He didn't get the pretty decoration. It's amazing that these people will complain about the quality of the stories and writing but then say dumb stuff like this. Chris might have the chance to do something really good with his character besides look over a balcony and sip tea from a dainty cup but his own fans want to stop that.

Listen up Team Smooth-Brain. I want you to follow along so grab a safety pencil and a circle of paper: For this to have been set-up, Erin would have had to fly out to Canada, taking Ben with her. She would have then had to call up Chris and Julie, hope that neither of them were working that day, convince them to not only go out to lunch, but tell them to get a baby-sitter for their however many months old baby. Instead of picking a restaurant with decent lightning she picked this florescent nightmare for her staged photo. She then told everyone to smile, took the photo, and posted it to her Instagram page to… what exactly? What was her plan to control people's reactions? Because the people who are fine with WCTH were going to write the same generic "lol so cute to see you guys be friends" comments they were always going to write and the people who stomp their feet like toddlers who didn't get the toy they wanted were going to write the same "this is all fake damage control trying to control the narrative Chris is being forced at metaphorical gun point to smile in these photos" CSI bullshit they post on every one of her photos.

I hear Chris was offered a roll on a new show called Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies. He should quit WCTH and devote all of his time to that instead.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :D

"they are trying to manipulate us again. Not gonna happen 😢" I didn't know Hallmark had MKUltra agents on their marketing team.

#AnyoneButNathan

I hope When Calls The Heart gets another show runner and I hope they break Elizabeth and Nathan up and pair Elizabeth with a woman. Any woman*. I hope this show keeps going for however many seasons it takes to get a lesbian relationship with a major character.

*Except Fiona or Faith because those two are destined to be together and you can't convince me otherwise.

"Erin you're posting too many Kevin photos. It's rubbing salt in the wounds of heart broken Lucabeth fans who have PTSD just like those people currently in warzones and it's totally not tone-deaf of us to say that." "Erin you're posting all these photos of Chris to try and manipulate us into watching the next season. It's very cruel and sadistic of you." "Erin you're not fooling anyone by posting both Chris and Kevin photos. We're not falling for your damage control."

[thelonesomequeen]

And I can’t sit here and pretend that celebrities haven’t been seriously harmed and even killed by fans before. Look at John Lennon and Selena. // I always remember Christina Grimmie when I think about this. She was not even a very known celeb, just a young woman with a popular YouTube channel that was starting her music career after being a contestant on the voice. Then a man with mental health issues became obsessed with her and when she posted a photo with her boyfriend on ig he went to the venue he knew she was at (performance+autograph session) with a gun and killed her. She was only 22. We can never underestimate or predict the behaviour of people with mental health issues.

I ALMOST listed her name, but I was sure if anyone would know who she was! She was one of my favorites on The Voice back when she was. I loved her covers because they were so creative. But you are correct, it was the jealousy of an overly obsessed fan that ended her life and that’s a very sad and scary thing. These unhinged people are absolutely out there and I can’t blame Chris or Alba for taking threats seriously. I think it’s unfortunate they have to and can’t live their lives as before. Even Chris uses IG as a work tool only instead of posting fun this with Scott or Dodger and I miss that. And it’s unhinged fans that ruined that. He dialed it back for a reason. Honestly, Alba has too with social media alone. So have their friends and family. I don’t think they’d do that without reason personally. 🦎

[my-random-shit-blog]

Pirate!Cornley AU Braindump

Crew Positions and tasks

Chris - Captain; navigator, steers, general management, communicator

Robert - First mate; "the muscle." Spends most of his time by Chris' side, backseat captain-ing. In charge of a lot of tasks that require physical strength.

Vanessa- Crew therapist and head chef; also knows how to sew.

Sandra - Master combatant

Max - Look out; helps with physically demanding tasks. The crew's "bird guy."

Annie - Doctor and co-chef; also helps Trevor with his chores.

Trevor - Boatswain and Carpenter; has the most chores out of the whole crew but he sees himself as the only person able to keep the ship functioning.

Johnathon - Sailmaker/tends to the sails; also helps with everything else when he can.

Dennis - Barnacle boy, deck scrubber

Combat skills, best to worst:

Sandra

Strengths: Technique, precision, agility, manipulation.

Info: She learned from a young age what the world expected her to be and how she was "supposed" to behave. She made it her mission to reclaim those stereotypes/expectations and use them to her benefit. She can literally seduce people to death, which has won her the nickname of "The Siren." But if you think for one second that that's all she's capable of, you'll be sorely mistaken. She can be both the kindest and scariest person to exist, sometimes simultaneously.

Weapons of preference: sword and daggers

Annie

Strengths: brutality, well educated on anatomy, can take a hit well and hit back harder, uses a mix of traditional and "dirty" methods.

Info: Similar to Sandra in that she's reclaimed labels to benefit her. She was always seen as scrappy, and somewhat crass and was often treated poorly because of it. She always had multiple interests growing up, one of those being medicine, particularly anatomy.

She knows the most vital/vulnerable areas of the body and will target them with incredible force. Can also be completely unhinged when upset.

Weapons of preference: daggers, gun, or flail

Robert

Strengths: physically strong, brutal, anger issues

Info: He's lacking in technicality and can be bested by more agile/intelligent opponents; that's only if he hasn't severely wounded them already. Likes to fight dirty and intimately, rules are beneath him. His fights are often bloody. He is a good dueler but finds duels boring. Only enjoys sword fighting with Chris but can't place why. He also likes to goad his crew mates into play wrestling with him.

Weapons of preference: his hands/body, always carries a gun

Trevor

Strengths: Above average fighter. Physically pretty strong, can be both brutal and technical. Decently familiar with a variety of weaponry.

Info: Has a tendency to be clumsy which an opponent can use against him. He is short tempered and goes feral in a real fight. He's not afraid to be bloodied up but also doesn't enjoy fighting. When in a fight, he'd like to end it as quickly as possible so he can get back to focusing on his plethora of responsibilities.

Weapon of preference: gun

Max

Strenghts: solid dueler; high stamina, bounces back quickly, finds the fun in it, treats it like a dance- even if it's real combat. Is Sandra's boyfriend.

Info; only slightly better than Johnathon.

Enjoys practicing with Sandra, she always wins. Only really knows how to duel. He doesn't like to use his hands to hurt people if he can help it. He's easily distracted and wounds by accident more often than purposefully.

Weapons of preference: sword, and Sandra.

Johnathon

Strengths: Decent stamina. Works better as support as he can use the fact that he's often overlooked to catch oponents off gaurd. More willing to kill/injur than Max is. Resiliant and able to roll with the punches, often having to make do with the bare minimum.

Info: Average combatant, self taught. Has the potential to be better but seems to be cursed with bad luck. Often gets his sword stuck in surroundings.

Weapon of preference: gun, rarely gets to use one though.

Vanessa

Info and Strengths: Below average at hand to hand combat. Easily frightened. Can hold her own, but not for very long.

Really good at executing pre-made battle plans, but you can't pre-plan for most fights. She's unsuspecting so can make for a good hit woman. Mild tempered and somewhat meek most of the time, only snaps on rare occasions; but when she does, it's terrifying, and often lethal.

She's also one of the main reasons Dennis has stayed alive.

Weapons of preference: ship cannons and poison

Chris

Info and strenghts: definition of "bark is bigger than his bite."

If looks and words could kill- Chris would be at the top of the list, but as that's not the case, this is where he ranks.

What he lacks in combat skill he makes up for by being competent at basically everything else - or at least, being able to carry himself like he is. Robert has attempted to "teach" him on several occasions by starting fights with him but it doesn't help. He prefers to keep physical altercations short, impersonal, and to the point; so he uses a gun. He technically knows how to duel and can act like he's better than he is at it, but that facade is easily breakable.

Weapon of preference: his brain and words.

Dennis

Info and strengths: For the love of God, please keep this man away from a fight!

He only can damage others by accident. Everyone on deck has tried to help Dennis improve his combat skills but have all failed. Max got the closest but Dennis started crying at the thought of hurting him on purpose and they had to stop.

If ever in a fight, he closes his eyes, and swings around a sword, or flail, whilst screaming at the top of his lungs. Surprisingly, and accidentally, he has killed oponents this way. He's good at hiding because he's so small. He also can be used as bait to lull oponents into a false sense of security, but none of his crew mates would actually ever let him die. In fact, him being harmed by any enemies will make the crew go apeshit. Especially Vanessa.

Weapon of preference: PLEASE DO NOT ARM DENNIS

[shojimezolovemail]

protective platonic hcs with jackass!! where u r like the youngest girl member💛

A/N: first, apologies for getting to this a lil late! i had graduation prep and graduation:”) second, i love this idea!!

A/N 2: if you’d like me to include ehren and dave, send in another ask <3 requests are always open!

warnings: jackass crew being sweeties, getting called kid, minor violence in chris’

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

from the moment he met you, he took you under his wing

you probably came to the set as an intern to jeff and johnny loved your enthusiasm even on your first few days

“who’s this lil cutie with ya, jeff?”

you were a bit nervous to interact with johnny because he’s a little unhinged but after the first few weeks

you two practically fighting to lead pranks/stunts

if you’re old enough to drink, you’re immediately invited out to party with the guys

and if bigger social crowds make you nervous, johnny is helping you scope out quieter/less chaotic places to hang out

the moment anyone tries to give you a hard time or making you uncomfortable? he’s butting in and getting the person out of the even as quickly as possible

johnny is always in your corner and ready ti jump to your defense

STEVE-O

steve’s similar to johnny in taking you under his wing

he’s always encouraging you to have fun on set, even if at first you’re ‘not supposed to’

he’d think it’s ridiculous that anyone has to be serious on a jackass set so he’s harassing jeff and spike to ‘let the new kid have fun’

you’re getting dragged into whatever stunt he’s doing

“c’mon kid, i won’t let you get hurt. promise!”

he isn’t necessarily lying because anytime you could’ve gotten hurt with him

he breaks your fall with his own body

does he wind up with more stitches and on a stretcher because of it? yeah but, he said he wouldn’t let you get hurt

steve-o loves you like a little sibling and won’t let anyone bug you, besides himself

CHRIS PONTIUS

you met chris while he was dressed in one of his speed-o outfits

he regrets it like….it would keep him up at night

chris brings you breakfast/lunch for at least a week with small notes attached ‘sorry you saw me as a party boy, kid. promise i own pants’

after those interactions, he tries to be extra friendly to you

that’s how your friendship/weird sibling dynamic developed

you’re invited to every outing he attends

similar to johnny, if anyone bothers you, they have to deal with him

someone is being physically inappropriate? they’re bloody and bruised

you’d probably be a little taken aback but, he’s more than happy to defend you, even if he gets thrown out of a club or two

RYAN DUNN

ryan helped you find that day’s set and you two got to talking

when you picked up on both of you going in the exact same directions you were like “:O you work on this set?”

he’d just chuckle and be like “i’m apart of jackass, of course i work on the set”

whenever ryan wasn’t filming, you two would stand around and get to know each other more

you were very grateful to have made a friend your first day on the set

any time you saw each other, ryan was sure to make you stand far enough back that none of the bigger stunts would impact you

“hey! back up!”

the few times you’d get banged up on the set were never due to a stunt, more clumsiness

ryan is getting a little snappy at anyone who is responsible for letting you get injured on his watch

BAM MARGERA

bam is used to being the younger sibling so meeting you was a bit of a slap in the face

he’s also used to being the youngest jackass crew member so you are definitely quite a bit younger than everyone else

that’s mainly how you two bonded

both of you getting teased by the others because you’re ‘so young’

you’re always invited over to april and phil’s place

april immediately loved you

the one time you ever got super hurt on the jackass set

bam didn’t hesitate to pick you up and carry you over to the medical team

he sat and held your hand, trying to crack jokes to keep you content

[pommedefemme]

🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨ - I got sent this so now I send to you !

Oh, hey, thanks! Don't mind if I take this opportunity to a) not follow the prompt and b) be a little unhinged :) I'm gonna go with five categories of Things I Listen To instead of five individual songs:

Lesbian Swagger

Okay, so, Brandi Carlile collaborating with Joni Mitchell (a la Lady Gaga with Tony Bennett). They're all great! But this one. Can we talk about her blazer in this clip? Can we talk about Joni bringing the jazz stylings? Can we talk about Elton's cute little hand gestures on the "yeah, yeah, yeah"s?

I watched this and it immediately reminded me of kd performing with Brenda Lee, Loretta Lynn, and Kitty Wells. There's something to be said about a stylish lesbian having an absolute blast and bopping about the stage with a giddy grin because she's doing what she loves. (And if she makes everyone else on stage look like a goofy mom doing wine night karaoke, I mean, hey!)

Both kd and Brandi have that infuriating ability to out-sing everyone they've ever shared a stage with. CAN YOU TWO PLEASE GET TOGETHER ALREADY?

And Now: The Gents

Billy Brown is Penny Lane's out and proud younger cousin. You're Nearer makes me think that there is a Paul McCartney drag show in my future. You Have Been Loved is an underrated gem. I often wonder who these guys' target demographic is. I asked my early-twenties gay male coworker if he liked any of them; he said he'd never heard of them. Alarming! Generational shift? Maybe. I've met too many young lesbians who don't know kd or Indigo Girls or Melissa Etheridge. Still! No offense, but Sam Smith and girl in red can't hold a candle to Ye Olde Homosexuals Of Yore.

The Source Of My Snobbery

My voice teacher (of two months) wanted me to sing Un Moto Di Gioia as a recital piece (before my performance anxiety and commitment-phobia got the better of me). Several performances I looked to as reference points are still coming up on shuffle a year later. My showerhead's ears are bleeding. While rehearsing (before quitting), I kept thinking of Tom Hulce and tried to make my version uhh joyful? Sprightly? A smidge on the ironic side with exaggerated winks at my non-existent audience? Embarrassing. Glad I chickened out before the public humiliation phase. Je Crois Entendre Encore quiets something in my ribcage and leaves me in a fugue state. Hey, have you heard Bach's Ricercar? I checked out this CD from the public library in elementary school and it's still embedded in my neurons.

The Local Beat

I'm doxxing myself a bit, but here are my musician friends. Amara The Muse, Chris Braegger, Catfish Mustache, Before Giants, and svlph. Support your local musicians today!

Hey, Siri, Play...(The Songs I Put On Repeat Lately)

Love Is The Right Place, As The World Falls Down, Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby, Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes, Close To You, Gentle On My Mind, The Wind, It Doesn't Matter Anymore. I was going to list Newish Songs That Prove I'm Not A Snob Who Only Listens To Old Things, but it was kinda short and disingenuous. I'm old! I try to keep up with the youth, but I keep coming back to the oldies.

[elitehoe]

Wrestle Dream Predictions

ZERO HOUR

The Acclaimed vs. TMDK. I just want to see Shane be slutty with Billy like that really all I want and need. Acclaimed retains naturally.

Luchasaurus vs Nick Wayne. That dinosaur is going to do deranged things to my son and I'm pretty sick about it.

Claudio Castagnoli vs Josh Barnett. Easy Claudio dub.

Shane Taylor, Lee Moriarty, Diamante and Mercedes Martinez vs Satoshi Kojima, Keith Lee, Athena and Billie Starkz. Kojima and Athena in a tag team match is crazy. I'm rooting for them specifically.

MAIN SHOW

Young Bucks vs Lucha Bros vs The Gunns vs Orange Cassidy and Hook. I hope Penta has fun as the only top in this match. I think Luchas should win or the Bucks obviously.

Eddie Kingston vs Katsuyori Shibata. I might bust a nut over this idk but I'm the real winner of this.

FTR vs Aussie Open. If Aussie Open lose that will single handedly be responsible for my night being ruined.

Ricky Starks vs Wheeler Yuta. Yoots deserves a win, but I know that even if I think that, my boy is eating that pin.

MJF vs The Righteous. May the power of Adam Cole's pussy haunt the narrative and prevail amen.

Kris Statlander vs Julia Hart. All hail momma Straplander. If Julia wins I'll be happy tho.

Hangman Adam Page vs Swerve Strickland. A match for bad bitches and mentally ill bitches fr. May the Hangman be so unhinged and lose pathetically.

Golden Lovers and Chris Jericho vs Don Callis Family. This match would be a million times more sexy if it was just GoLo vs Take and Ospreay and I will not let that go. GoLo lose I'll be so fucking nasty about it.

Christian Cage vs Darby Allin. On this day I see clearly that I don't give a fuck about this match I only care about what may happen after Christian retains.

Bryan Danielson vs. Zack Sabre Jr. They're going to fuck so nasty one of them might be able to see colors that don't even exist and it is something so personal to me.