#by proxy i suppose

[forlouren]

Once again pondering old rumors/Leslye Headland saying this is the [story] of the Sith, and specifically thinking about all the parallels between Anakin/Osha we've seen thus far... Oh Sith Osha, you will be famous.

[bbbutterfingers]

found this weird soggy lizard in the park

[noyoucannotpushthevoid]

Raven Cycle Characters as Things My Friends and I have Said because I find these really Fun to Make

"'Is he going to tight rope walk?' (Blue about Noah starting a stunt) 'No, he's going to jump' (Ronan, who dared Noah)" "I never said I was literate" – Ronan avoiding school work "Fuck around until we get more information" – Declan, so far out of his depth, trying to get his brothers help after the leyline goes quiet "You go to Home Depot, buy a sledgehammer. Game Stop is open whenever you want" - Ronan "We don't abide by American height standards" – Blue "That's the cover story for him just being a dumbass" – Gansey putting Ronan on blast "Ah, good politics, directing problems away from yourself" – Adam, sarcastically "The average American lives and dies in that time" – Henry with the fun facts as he listens to Gansey talk about Glendower "Are you power tripping over [other] students?" – Ronan at Adam "When trickle down economics fails again" – Blue "I'm waiting for my God to tell me what it is" – Ronan "[sh]e kinda sounds like a dick" – Someone at Jordan about Hennessey "'I'm 5'2!' (Blue) 'Well than you're not average height then!' (Ronan)" (I don’t recall how tall she actually is) "Sir, how long is your lifespan?" – Mr. Gray right before making it a lot shorter "Any historical event is a hundred times better if there are Neopets" – Henry when he gets bored during one of Gansey’s lectures "They do that by just existing" - Henry about Ronan doing war crimes "There's half a braincell between us and it's not smart" – Ronan and Noah when left alone together “You just snap your fingers and BAM you have a baby. That’s your son now” – Ronan dreaming up Chainsaw “I’ll give you my credentials! Um… I don’t have any” – Adam coming clean about his past to the Crying Club “I got my eyes taken this year” - Adam “I’m free range though” - Ronan “That man could seduce a nation” – I feel like there’s a general consensus that Adam’s like extrememky pretty. Therefore this is about him “You know about the moon, that’s pretty impressive” – Gansey trying to flirt with Blue “Any’o’y’all’eed” - Adam “The whatchamafucko” - Ronan “My depression is [birds]” – Ronan (trust me when I say birds is infinitely better than the original) “Oh, boy! Opium!” – Kavinsky “If god says you sinned and you are going to hell, reply with ‘nuh-uh’” – Hennessey’s advice to Ronan “There’s nothing thematic about a spleen!” – I don’t know who says it, probably Gansey just before he learns about the actual extent if the dreamed up incriminating evidence “Get up, c’mon get down with the ‘tism” – Gansey trying to be hip with the kids “I’ll be his mom” – Gansey or Adam at their newest stray “Whimsical slut era?” – Literally Henry’s entire adult life “Join our [psychic] hotline” (sultry voice) - Orla (everyone in unison) "NO" – the rest of the women at 300 fox way “Aren’t we all fruit lambs in the eyes of Christ?” – Hennessey trying to bond with Ronan over his religion at some point “Your character has whatever hair color and proper nouns?” – about Blue “I just looked down and then it was there. I bet that’s how Jackie Kennedy felt” – Ronan after dreaming up incriminating evidence “It’s not lying if i’m genuinely not thinking” – Hennessey “my medical opinion, not good” – Just feels like something Hennessey would say

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Flower Empowered.

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[dyketennant]

how does the james somerton story keep having developments. what do you mean he tried to rebrand under a new identity. using the same patreon account no less. as if people wouldn't immediately recognized his voice if he tried making videos again. i'm fucking crying, this is the gift that keeps on giving

[mechieonu]

i know that disney is too big to boycott effectively but that shouldn't translate to "and so we should keep buying their products like normal" but rather "at the very least we should try"

[joycieillustrations]

you abandoned us for more adventure at sea, as has always been your way

I had a draft of this already done then eve really had to hit me with that line for some extra angsty zest 😭

Please do not repost without my permission!

[is-the-milk-fresh]

"But the ship is pseudo-incestuous!!" THE GIRL CANONICALLY FUCKED HER ACTUAL COUSIN???

Like incest bad. Don't do incest. Don't be Lucy. But I feel like maybe thats not the grounds on which to be arguing here? Never mind that they are literally NOT related (no matter your personal headcanons). Ms. 'Incest is a normal part of growing up' probably isn't going to be morally hung up on that. Even if she (in the case of actual incest, not headcanon father figure pseudo-incest) absolutely should be.

I don't even ship it myself. But Lucy Maclean is a capital F Freak. You gotta accept that.

[quibbs126]

You know it’s a bit ironic how canonically, Dark Choco is supposed to be very powerful, but in both Ovenbreak and Kingdom he’s pretty useless

Now granted, this is because of the constantly changing meta and power creep, and because he’s an old character who’s been around since launch for Kingdom and not long after the launch of Ovenbreak, he’s been rendered obsolete for quite a while. It’s not really his fault, and I’m given to understand at Kingdom’s launch, he was a very useful Cookie to have, it’s just how the game goes. It’s still a little funny though

[proxi-n]

???

[arctic-hands]

Not to be a downer and this isn't an indictment of people celebrating this, but I remember watching an as-it-happened documentary (my favorite type of documentary tbh) on the fiftieth anniversary of the Moon Landing and then halfway into it the spell it had over me snapped and I just started thinking "What did the people fighting in Vietnam, both sides, think of all this? Where was that 'moment of global unity' everyone has been talking about for the last fifty years that was allegedly during this moment? What about the people slaving away in factories or in fields or prison during this? What about the people who couldn't afford a TV because of rampant wealth inequality? There was so much vitriol in this moment just for people who wanted to be treated equal but I'm told the world as a whole and America in particular had come together."

I love as-it-happened documentaries because I love putting myself in moments that witness history in the making, good or bad, but I couldn't reconcile this idealized version of what I've been told my entire life and the historical truths I knew were going on as Americans landed on the moon

[mayashesfly]

Thinking about Sentient Proxy fixing Kitty up after she got wrecked during one of Valentino's outburst even though it's already low on power.

Kitty doesn't have an assigned technician since Vox is the only one that's allowed to fix her by Valentino's standards.

So Proxy took it upon itself to help repair Kitty since none of the technicians previously under Vox's command is obligated to fix her, especially without incurring Valentino's wrath.

Kitty didn't know how to feel about being repaired by Proxy, a part of her being worried that Valentino would also punish Proxy for daring to fix her.

Not to mention she knows from past memories that Proxy isn't exactly fully equipped to fix robots and that it's energy consuming for the already low on power robot.

Proxy only smiled as it finished up repairing Kitty's arm before it fully powered down.

Alarm and concern quickly made Kitty stand up, using her recently repaired arms to wrap around Proxy's limp body and quickly carried him towards one of his technicians.

One of the specific technicians Kitty trusted could only sigh in exasperation before they gently asked her to settle Proxy down on one of the tables so they could check it out before putting it back into its charging station.

Thankfully there wasn't any damage to Proxy and it only needed to be recharged.

Kitty's arms sagged in relief before she quickly straightened up like the obedient robot she has to be.

She made a small note to herself to send the memory recording of what happened to Proxy once it wakes up as she patiently waits for Proxy to be fully recharged while Valentino hasn't called for her yet.

The technician could only stare at the two strange robots, before sighing slightly as they tell her she could come visit them if she needs a repair job so this won't happen again.

After all, they can't risk losing Proxy if they want to keep this messed up charade up.

Kitty could only stare at the technician in surprise as her smile stayed on her face. Widening a little in gratitude.

(Once Proxy woke up, Kitty made sure to send a bunch of memories of people being disappointed and upset with concern through their shared frequency before she sent a rare recording of Valentino softly saying "Don't you ever - do that again".

Proxy could only nod as it send a reply to her in their shared frequency. "Don't worry, it won't happen again")

[randomszzz]

"love has always been the world's best secret ingredient" -> "I'd rather just get rid of them" Joshua kiryu

"there's only one way to stay alive in this shibuya: Trust your partner" -> "in a way, he's been alone all his life" Joshua Kiryu

[defender-of-jouvente]

Hey!! No spiders here! We don’t need the web messing with anyone. :<

what do you mean? what do you mean by that.

[I'm more of a Vast guy, personally.]

[sharp-silver4795]

hi! what would the ages for the creepy pastas be?-

Ask and receive 🫡

Creepypasta Age HC

You’d be surprised at how old I think these mfs are-

Immortal Beings:

Eyeless Jack ~ 412

On earth from 1612-2022 (410yrs)

Now he resides Hydra

Zero ~ 92

On earth from 1932-2019 (87yrs)

Now resides in the lower dungeon [place for Zalgo’s allies when they die/recede]

Jason the Toymaker ~ 1072

952-Present.

Hops between the human realm and the twisted realm (almost all the circus freaks come from here)

Laughing Jack ~ 1097

927-Present

Will occasionally hop realms with Jason, but mostly stays in the human realm.

Candy Pop ~ 1157

867-Present

Kinda like LJ, but is more often in the twisted realm.

Multiple Deaths:

For the Creeps that die more than once

Liu Woods ~ 36

Note! His birthday is in December, so it’s a lil weird

Born > 1988

1st death > 2008 (19)

2nd death > 2012 (23)

3rd death > 2016 (27)

4th final death > 2020 (31)

Currently resides in Hydra with his hubby

Puppeteer ~ 36

Born > 1987 was that the bite of 87?!???

1st death > 2004 (17)

2nd death > 2013 (26)

3rd final death > 2016 (30)

Ani the Wight ~ 21

Born > 2001

1st death > 2015 (13)

2nd final death > 2020 (19)

Now resides in Hydra

Living:

Rogue (31)

Jane (34)

Nina (29)

Clockwork (32)

Bloody Painter (28)

Judge Angels (27)

Bloody Angel (39)

Dead:

Jeff (26🪦) (31)

Toby (24🪦)(30)

Kat (22🪦)(39)

Cody (27🪦)(31)

Missing Folks:

I’m too lazy to do any more math-

So, this is it, I’m tired- but I wanted to get something posted- I might do a part 2

[randomtheidiot]

Would it be funny if I wrote a sad emotional song about Blue Oak from Pokémon?