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[so-make-the-moon]

Chris Pine friends, I'm requesting your help.

Would you please direct me to the most ridiculous Chris Pine photo. In your opinion. Whether that's a photo shoot or a fan photo or a screenshot.

I need to fuck with my co-workers leading up to DnD.

[clownsuu]

life has been a little too silly for a bit, so take some doodles that I drew on and off 😔🥄🥄

Also bonus more biblically accurate doodles from other blog outta context

just a silly—

[badwaves]

based on true events because i've been thinking about ford having a seizure disorder since 2016 and still yearn for fanwork where his relationship to said seizure disorder is as stupid and slapstick as my own. Hugs and kisses to all my friends who have hurled me into bed like a javelin over the years

[linnytheseagull]

Here's how to spot a Mad Scientist:

Is very smart in a specific field

Probably hasn't slept in the past 4 days

Depressed

Slowly decends into madness/gets obsessed over something to the point where they destroy their lives over it/makes causing general chaos and destruction into their life goal

Here are other minor signs you might want to look out for (doesn't apply to all Mad Scientist):

Very pathetic. A loser, if you will

Is gay

Wears glasses

Has a best friend who is extremely friendly and also a poet

Graying hair despite their relatively youthful appearance

Can be a little bit silly (as a treat)

Note that not all Mad Scientists are actual scientists. The Mad Scientist can be disguised as something else and may try to trick you; do not be fooled. Look for these traits to identify a real wild Mad Scientist.

Now you are ready to go out into the wild and find your very own Mad Scientists to hyperfixate on for the next month! Hope this helped❤️

[dirtyclwn]

 ꪆ୧ plumping his cock back inside, cursing under the moans with the shameless sounds of slapping as he would come undone, promising that he would last

begging for you to give him another chance to prove himself right, knowing that the humiliation of being gone in loads and loads of cum would get his cheeks burning in embarrassment

he could not do this without you, how you warm him and his neglected cock, pulsating while praises would unconsciously slip past your lips

it has a grip on him, hardening again and thrusting gently with eyes locked on how nicely and deliciously he is stretching you out

he would be eager, desperate, but stopping whenever you decided that you could torture him by making himself doubt if he deserved to fuck you like that

small whimpers and pleas, big and rough hands now turning soft, he could never go hard on you but he would cry to the squelching sound that makes his brain go blank

[thebookofbill]

Studio Bad Egg went on a livestream yesterday to talk about their Cipher Cult Kickstarter, and shared concept art for some of the major items

Someone else who had seen the concept art for the Bill and Ford pin earlier described it as “likely to cause ship fuel” and

They weren’t fucking kidding

(This is the final design, which I still love! It was chosen to be more cohesive/consistent with the design of another pin)

[mammoth-clangen]

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Me: I'll cull the Kindred down to 3 so i don't have many characters to deal with!

RNG: *immediately throws 5 new characters at me*

Me: ....

I like the colours in this one uvu

Sorry everything is sad, im working on moon 3 rn (keeping 1 moon of buffer) and i promise there will be more than just sabercats being depressing on main c':

This moon is very self indulgent, almost every panel has some silly paleo detail that makes me happy cx

[waldherz]

Hope is the only thing stronger than fear …

( W A L D H E R Z ) ── A GUARDIAN in search of the TRUTH, her kind heart thirsting for REVENGE , entangled in the threads of FATE ... Is her DESTINY her DOWNFALL ?

(carrd) (board) (rules)

── independent , low to semi - active potrayal of the original esteria silvershade, based & crafted for fakevz/ ger&eng. Please read the rules before interacting.

[sunshinevr]

Hope you all like this :D

[lofan]

TWO (2!!!) MOMENTS WHEN THEY ALMOST KISSED IN A SINGLE EPISODE. As honorable J/C veteran I approve the intensitivity and quality of staring here btw... So YEAH, the writers DID their homework.

Also. I'm unwell. I'm literally so SICK. Just LOOK at them. The getting closer to his face. The CLOSED FOR KISS EYES OF MIRROR CHAKOTAY. The hand on his face. The hand on his CHEST. The softly running eyes. The hard breathing when he thinks about years alone.

Also the amazing job of actors, bc I was already sobbing when they saw each other and then I heard the soft broken voice of Beltran and just EXPLODED, I SWEAR-

[so-make-the-moon]

I can't handle these new Chris pictures I'm going to lose my god damn mind

[wistologic]

one sixer, please!

trying to figure out how to draw this beautiful man

stupid baby under the cut vv

LALLALALA GET OUT OF MY HEADDDD

[alienoresimagines]

Clegan Royalty/Bodyguard AU

A/N: You may have seen me talking about a WIP called 'I was made to protect you' so here is the actual introduction to the AU before I post a one-shot set in it in hopefully the next couple of days 🫶🏻❤️

Rightful heir to the throne of Anglia, John has always waited his 21st birthday with trepidation, not so much for the ceremony officially making him Crown Prince but rather because it is on this day he will be introduced to his Shield. Someone who will stay by his side for as long as John lives, trained specifically to ensure his protection, though it is not that part that thrills John.

King and Shield are closer than soulmates, he's seen it with his father and his sworn Guard. The prospect of meeting his Shield has John's stomach tied up in knots. What if he and John don't get along? What if his Shield hates him and only stays by his side out of duty? What if the only thing bringing them together for the decades to come is an oath?

All these thoughts fly out the window the moment John lays eyes on who will be his closest companion until his last breath, one Gale Cleven. He's the most beautiful man John has ever seen, with the twin scars on his cheeks and the cold indifference of duty in blue eyes that can't quite mask the kindness gruesome training hasn't managed to kill.

There is a reason why royals do not meet their Shield before their 21st birthday. One is not born a Shield. One has to become a Shield, train from a young age until all feelings have been ripped from them, bathed in blood more often than water until all their senses have been enhanced past what could be considered human. Only once those painful, gruesome years of training are over may one enter the Bloody Hundredth's ranks, the special unit of Anglia's army made of superhuman soldiers whose numbers have never exceeded one hundred because of how lethal their training is. Only the best of this hundred may pretend to be a royal's Shield, let alone the Crown Prince's Shield.

Despite it all, John is determined to climb past Gale's carefully built walls and strike a friendship with the other man. He doesn't quite expect to fall in love but he can't say he is surprised either, already halfway gone the first time he managed to make Gale smile a small but a real thing.

My Clegan fics

[hollypies]

For the two people who wanted to see these doodles lol

I didnt draw that well but I wasn't gonna even show these originally so eeehhhh who cares. Anyway I now have a whole AU fleshed out inside my head if anyone's curious! Will probably make more doodles (digital next time)

[violetheart77]

Alex Hirsch in 2016

“Wait, you guys really thought Stan was going to BURN TO DEATH? 😂 That’d be crazy dark even for this show 😂 Just how twisted do you think I am? 😂😂😂”

“ . . . On a completely unrelated note, have you all met my new OC Gus Burnside?”

[dirtyclwn]

baby.

𐂯⠀warnings : inexperienced ford, fingering, mentions of [reader] having a pussy, gender neutral [reader], submissive!young!ford, oral (giving), dom!reader, p in v (unprotected).

𐂯 summary : young!ford being adorable for you.

young!ford, who is so shy when it comes to you.

young!ford, who keeps his hands to himself despite you telling him that it’s okay, he can touch you.

young!ford, who really tries to make a move and just can't, you are so gorgeous and he always messes up :(

young!ford, who desperately tries to not lower his gaze when you get to wear something short, teasing him by talking nonsense and entering his personal space.

young!ford, who pretends to not be melting to the very touch of your hands on his body, pinching and rubbing all the sensitive spots.

young!ford, who would be embarrassed when you called him out of his thoughts, licking your lips to the view below his tummy.

young!ford, who tries to hide the view of the wet spot on his boxers from you, whimpering when you move his hands away, admiring the way his precum made a fool out of him.

young!ford, who would jack off to the sight of your pussy to him, so close and warm for him and yet, he is not able to take you.

young!ford, who would be leaning back on his chair, breath coming out in short rags and glasses lazily placed almost down below his nose.

young!ford, who makes pretty noises whenever you want him to, not vocalizing his needs and instead, nodding weakly to your questions.

young!ford, who is drooling on your pussy when he gets to be on his knees, eager to satisfy when those puppy, uncertain eyes glance up at you.

young!ford, who would be following every instruction of yours, doing his sixth finger to hit that same spot inside you, blushing when he gets to hear your moans.

young!ford, who would be so spent and exhausted when his last load of thick cum warmed up your insides.

young!ford, who would snuggle against your chest, breathing in your scent while your hands caress his hair, soothing him to sleep.

𐂯⠀speak : some headcanons about my favorite boy, not proofread but a small treat!

will do more content about him soon. he's jhsf soso cute it makes my heart hurtt so bad /pos /pos