#call of duty modern fluff fare.

[lxvvie]

Before Price deploys, you always kiss his cheek, grab the brim of his hat, and tug it down over his eyes playfully. It makes your message clear without you ever saying a word.

Come back to me, Cap'n.

And when he returns home, safe, sound, and probably a little banged up, Price takes his hat off and plops it on your head... but not before pulling you into his arms. And his message is loud and clear.

Wouldn't miss this for the world, sweetheart.

[fictionalmanwhorehub]

Request/Account boundaries

Hello hello! I write :) I currently only write for inside job and COD MWII (Call of duty modern ware fare 2) and creepypasta (only when requested) but requests for any fandom I’ll consider if I’ve heard of it! 

‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼PLEASE BE SPECIFIC WITH YOUR REQUESTS! IF YOU AREN’T SPECIFIC, I WON’T KNOW WHAT EXACTLY TO WRITE!! I WANT TO WRITE YOUR REQUESTS AND I WOULD REEEAAAAALLLLYYYY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU COULD BE AS SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼

What I will write/guidelines: 

-NSFW (see my guidelines for NSFW further down)

-Fluff

-Angst

-head canons 

-one shots

-Full fanfiction stories 

-Gender neutral readers

-Transgender reader (FTM and MTF if given specifics in requests) 

-Female readers

-Male readers

-Gender fluid readers

-Things along those lines! 

Characters I will write: 

-Simon ‘ghost’ Riley

-König

-Price

-Gaz

-Alejandro Vergas

-Rodolfo

-Johnny ‘Soap’ Mactavish

-Brett

-Reagen

-Ron

-Andre

-Gigi

-Anyone in ‘The Gang’ (Except those put in my will not write)

-JR (Sometimes, depending on the request)

Characters I will NOT write:

-Glenn (I think of him as a weird fatherly character for some reason so writing anything romantic with him makes me uncomfortable) 

-Myc (I’m sorry, but I don’t personally like his character and his design makes me kind of uncomfortable to write x reader fanfics about) 

-Rand (I’m not a fan, I won’t write him) 

What I will NOT WRITE under any circumstances write:

-Character x Character, I personally don’t like doing that, and this account is all for fanfictons, oneshots and headcanons. 

-FOOT. FETISHES.

-Pedophilia

-R4pe

-sexual assault of any kind

-Incest 

-Age play

-Race play

-I will only write about slightly rough, and gentle, because I want all my readers to be comfortable! I will do anything I’m comfortable with, send the request. If I don’t like it, I won’t write it. If you don’t see your request, I either haven’t gotten to it or I was uncomfortable with what was said in the request

I can and will delete and ignore requests that don’t follow these guidelines. Please don’t do things that make me uncomfortable, don’t request characters or themes I have said I’m uncomfortable with. You will be blocked if you have purposefully disregarded the things I’ve put in this post.

Thanks for reading!

[xiaonesis]

Fandom: Haikyuu (GWS)

Characters: Any

Theme: Any

Prompt:

Now I know it seems silly but you know how some anime have a beach episode? That or something similar to where the bachelor's get to see MC in a bathing suit. Like it's cliché but it's also one of my favorite funny moments in anime.

Like how all the bachelor's are together at the Blue castle. Like it doesn't have to be a beach. Just some relaxation at a lake or a pool. I just wanna see how everyone is gonna react to MC in a bathing suit that they bring back from their modern world haha.

I can imagine the possible chaos that each house would bring.

Honestly I was thinking of just commissioning you again 🤣 if the request was okay. Seems like this type of prompt would be a bit much for drabble.

Ghosts We See // Fireside Tales: Reacting to MC In A Modern Swimsuit Headcanons

Pairing: Featuring GWS!Ushijima/Oikawa/Kuroo/Bokuto

Tags: Humor, fluff if you squint real hard, crack by GWS standards

A/N: @decemberbellz​ You are very right that this will never fit into a short drabble! So I made headcanons of their reactions for some of them instead! And please, commissioning this?? You are truly inviting chaos for MC. Absolute chaos, especially seeing some of the reactions here...AHAHA But I know what you mean about beach episodes! I feel the same! They might be silly but they work, and are always a consistent fare in different shows for that reason too <3 Ngl, I actually had a beach chapter planned with the GWS modern boys but that was before GWS turned to focus on the Alt!Boys instead fdjhsf

Empire Crown Prince Ushijima Wakatoshi

He would have been standing knee deep in the water, idly enjoying the cool water against his skin, shaking his head at Goshiki and Kawanishi splashing water on each other like children nearby.

Tendou would be right next to him, egging the two on and making bets with Semi on who goes under first.

All of a sudden, Tendou just stops mid-sentence, taps Semi on the shoulder frantically, and starts wading back to shore with the other in tow. No explanation whatsoever. Semi is confused, but not for long.

Moments after they left the water, lapping waves a suspiciously safe distance behind, you finally emerge from the changing tent.

Tendou whistles teasingly, attracting Ushijima’s attention.

When Ushijima sees you in the swimsuit you brought over from your world...well, they don’t make swimsuits like that in Hyquile. 

He stiffens in surprise and embarrassment at the sight of you…. He both wants to tear his eyes away out of respect, but also doesn’t want to. Confused, his brain momentarily blanks.

... and accidentally lets out a wave of electricity in the water.

Screams of pain. Goshiki and Kawanishi are no longer frolicking. They are floating. Shirabu is hustling from shore to collect their bodies.

”Did you know that was going to happen, Tendou?”

“I didn’t need foresight to figure that out.”

Aoba Crown Prince Oikawa Tooru

 Oikawa is closing his eyes immediately, not out of shyness or anything to do with morals, respect, and modesty. 

In fact, he’s praying.

Why do you do this to him?

Was it not enough that you tortured him so with your vivacious swaying hips during the Seijoh festival some moons ago?

Was it not enough that he nearly choked on his tea when you demonstrated your world’s intriguing dance to that musical piece called W.A.P?

If he didn’t know better, he’d think this was an assassination attempt.

Is immediately throwing his trademark cloak over you.

“Oikawa, this is too hot for the beach-”

Well, something else is hot too and it’s entirely your fault.

He may or may not have stationed the Blue Knights in the vicinity, much to their confusion. Does the crown prince truly need half the Blue Knights to be on guard duty here? All the sand is getting into their armors-

Iwaizumi calls Oikawa out on it with no mercy.

“Sir Iwaizumi, this is an order-”

“Stop abusing your powers!”

Oikawa is thus left with no choice but to inconspicuously hover. It’s not like he wants to; he really doesn’t!

But he didn’t like the way that Empire Royal Guard keeps looking over either.

...or his own Blue Knight Hanamaki. Maybe it’s a good thing Iwaizumi took the knights away.

At one point, you and Oikawa were keeping cool under the umbrella, stretched out on beach chairs. 

When you leaned over him to grab something from his other side, all manner of flora spontaneously combusted in the area.

That part of the beach had to be temporarily sealed off so the gardeners could cut down the foliage growing from the sand.

Oikawa can be seen aggressively sipping all his drinks for the next three days as the embarrassment periodically comes back to haunt him.

Nekoma Dominion Leader Kuroo Tetsurou

 Everyone knows that Kuroo is impossibly impassive. But you’d think he turned to stone when you emerged in your modern swimsuit.

His face goes blank when you’re in the vicinity. Others might think it’s not really different from how he usually is but Kenma can tell.

He can tell.

Regular impassive Kuroo will still have little ticks and shifts here and there - a little movement to the brow, pull on the lip, or the subtle squint of the eye.

But nope, with a foe as formidable as a modern swimsuit, Kuroo’s face has become an immovable mountain. The greater the foe, the stronger the defense.

He won’t look at you straight. Won’t even talk to you.

But don’t worry; it’s not you. Because no one else can even look at you either, with the exception of Kenma and a handful of other trusted few such as Kai.

“Oh, Yamamoto, hi!”

“Hey, you look great-”

A wall of hard earth bursts forth between your figures, separating Yamamoto from you.

“K-Kenma, w-what was that?”

“Ahh- it’s a rare phenomenon that happens in the Dominion sometimes...the earth’s plates are moving. D-Don’t worry about it. Haha…ha.”

It happens again when Lev tries to approach you.

And again when Fukunaga was about to offer you a drink.

Again when Shibayama was bringing you a plate of food.

That day, your food, drinks, and anything else you might need were served on a moving block of earth that conveniently appears when you need something.

If Kuroo can’t talk or look at you, then the others can’t either.

Unfortunately, you didn’t have much fun that day.

Owl Vale Leader Bokuto Koutarou

“Excuse me, is it alright if I borrow this-”

“Take it! I have to go!!”

Everyone who isn’t Akaashi or familiar with Bokuto is running away from you the moment you turn towards them.

As if they feared you.

But you don’t even know them! You just wanted to ask if you can borrow that person’s fruit knife to cut up some fruits.

Unbeknownst to you, a very scary-looking Bokuto can always be clearly seen some distance away from you; far enough to go undetected by you, close enough for anyone looking over your shoulder to see the looming danger.

You can go about the entire day without fear of anything because of who is behind you.

Not that you know who is behind you.

“Lord Bokuto, if I may offer some advice-”

“No, you may not.”

“-perhaps approaching her would be more favorable for everyone involved? Including yourself?”

In an extreme moment of rarity that rivals planetarial eclipses, Bokuto actually listened to Akaashi.

Which, ironically, frightens Akaashi himself. He meant it as a joke; he didn’t think Bokuto would listen. He never listens!

“Throw that measly knife away!” 

Fruit knife? You don’t need a fruit knife when you have Bokuto, supreme leader of Owl Vale, master of daggers and assassin extraordinaire. 

The assortment of fruits was sliced and diced to perfect cuts in record time. What is supposed to be a simple activity became an art form in his hands. It was - quite frankly - breathtaking to watch Bokuto cut up fruit. 

Heart-warmingly domestic but you will never tell him that.

Though his unblinking eyes made you feel self-conscious at times. It doesn’t help that your choice of swimwear shows more skin than you are used to in front of him.

Nah, what are you thinking? This is Scary Bokuto! He’s not the type to let his eyes wander…

Right?

[lxvvie]

König who always uses his height to his full advantage.

Especially when teasing you. Especially when it comes to kissing him.

Whenever you'd crane your neck up to kiss him, perhaps even stand on the tips of your toes or the balls of your feet, König, thoroughly amused, would either lift his head enough to where you'd be lucky to catch his chin or he'd offer his cheek.

You'd get your reward soon enough. The cat-and-mouse of it all was entertaining and endearing to him, however.

But when you finally had enough, when you found yourself standing on König's feet for leverage, and you craned your neck up and pulled him down to meet you halfway, your tall lover could do naught but smirk in the embrace.

And sure enough, you got your reward.

It was worth every moment of his teasing you.

[lxvvie]

Since I’m stuck with a cold right now and everything sucks, I’ve been thinking about a sick Johnny. He’s definitely convinced he’s standing with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. His gf wishes he took his bed rest as seriously when he actually was severely injured.

Are you me, anon, 'cause I'm right there with you. Wishing you a speedy recovery! ❤️

Sick Johnny is a baby. Injured on duty? Not a problem. Just another Tuesday.

The cold? The flu? omfg he's dying, bonnie, and the fact that you're not by his side 25/8 makes it worse (even though you're nursing him while also trying not to get sick yourself).

How could you do this to him? Where did you two go wrong? What happened to cause this—"Johnny, you're sick."

Oh.

Can he at least watch the game so he can trash-talk the boys and their shitty choice of teams?

[lxvvie]

I can’t stop thinking about helping Ghost bathe after a tiring mission. Peppering his face with kisses as I massage his stiff shoulders and get rid of all the grime and sweat on his body.

Pampering Simon when he gets home from a long deployment.

Every muscle is sore. His eyes are bloodshot and barely open. Poor bastard needs a nice shower, a hearty meal, a stiff drink, and some sleep.

Pampering your big baby, helping him wash off the dirt and grime, helping him transition from Ghost to Simon. He leans against you, taking in every kiss and caress and his deployment seems like a lifetime ago.

Thanks to you, Simon smells like lavender. Thanks to you, Simon will start warming his towel in the dryer before bathing.

Thanks to you, Simon rests for the first time in a long while and it was well worth the wait.

[lxvvie]

Thank God Simon rarely gets sick because he gets so annoyed with everything when he is. Hates how his illness gets in the way of his daily routine and tasks. Like, he‘ll still try to go on his morning run but stops himself when he gets dizzy. Goes back to bed cursing the world under his breath.

Until you came along, whenever Simon would get sick, he'd get pissy, crank the heat up in his place, and bury himself under every blanket and comforter he owned to sweat it out.

With you, he... still gets pissy and buries himself under all the covers like some blanket gremlin. You refuse to crank the heat up, though. You also probably won't see Simon a lot unless you catch him going to the bathroom or... that's about it lmao. You'll come in, leave food and something to drink on the nightstand, and come back to empty dishes.

You go in to give him some medicine and, blanket gremlin that he is, you'll only see Simon's arm come out. Put the medicine in his hand and he'll hold on to your hand for a bit before his arm retreats and you hear a muffled and raspy, "Thanks, luv."

You're welcome, little blanket gremlin.

[lxvvie]

How would Free use Simon react to a reader who drank some wine at a party and now really needs to kiss him

You do this to Simon when you come home and he's relaxing in bed (his eyes widen comically):

You're like, "Gimme kiss, Siiiiiiiiiii~ ❤️," and Simon, knowing the power of his titty pillows, promises to let you kiss him but you gotta calm down first. So he convinces you to simply rest your head on his chest and let the rush of your night on the town settle.

Not even 30 minutes later, you're out like a light and he's settled again with you nestled comfortably in his arms. And thighs.

You'll get to kiss him all you like tomorrow, doll.

[lxvvie]

Love, I’m in shambles right now. My heaters broke and I’m on my period shivering away under all the blankets I’ve got. I’m in desperate need of Simon acting like my personal heating pad😭

I'm in the same position (Aunt Flo's visiting me, too) but the weather doesn't know if it wants to be hot or cold (I alternate between the AC and the heat in my apartment) and my allergies are ruining my life lmao.

But let's talk about it, anon!

Simon being your personal heating pad, personal body pillow, personal blanket (and that's on top of the other blankets covering you two), personal source of white noise because of his snoring (that he will call bullshit on), and your personal masseuse as those big hands lovingly massage your tummy.

He'll even watch those shitty shows with you that you like so much and indulge in your food cravings with you.

[lxvvie]

Imagine Simon’s girlfriend an absolute tease with free use Simon. She’s running her hands up and down his chest, grabbing his ass, a hand is ghosting over his crotch, whatever it takes to rule him up, she does. Just trying to see how long it’ll take before he pounces on her.

But check this out, anon, what if he does pounce on you but it's really because he needs some skin-to-skin and reassurance through intimacy? 🥹

He'd just gotten out of the shower, a hard day's work down the drain, and those powerful shoulders are sagging in exhaustion.

Simon's hair is growing out. You realize it's naturally curly/wavy if his roots are any indication; you run your fingers through his strands and slightly scratch his scalp. He leans into your touch in response.

You then run your hands up and down his chest, kissing the faint remnants of one of many scars and telling him how beautiful he is.

You ghost your fingertips over his soft cock, feeling the slight twitch. You feel his v-line, and you run your fingertips over every available expanse of skin you can touch before finally wrapping your arms around his waist and pulling him close. You kiss his jaw, feeling the newly-grown stubble and hearing his breath hitch.

And before you know it, you're both on the bed, naked as the day you were born and his arms are wrapped around you tight. The sex is amazing, sure, but it's moments like this, moments where you two are holding each other, that Simon feels his most connected to you.

[lxvvie]

for the follower milestone celebration blurbs (congratulations!!), how about Captain Price and showering together? :D

The water is scalding hot.

It beats down on him, washing away the dirt and grime. Not the blood. Never the blood. That was the price he paid.

John allows his shoulders to slump for the first time in weeks. He allows himself the chance to breathe freely for once. He didn't hear you come in; he was much too preoccupied with grounding himself in the present.

He did, however, feel you—you smacked his ass and jolted him back to reality. Touché, darling.

Price turned to face you and took in your cheerful visage. You were a sight to behold.

"Got room for one more?"

Your captain smiled. He smiled so much his cheeks were hurting.

Always, sweetheart. Always.

[lxvvie]

Those two sick asks made me wonder what a sick Kyle would be like. I feel like he’d try every home remedy there is🤔

Whereas Johnny is a big baby and Simon is a little big blanket gremlin, Kyle is a milder version of his mentor, Qui-John Prinn, in that he can get a bit restless and would rather actively try to get over being sick than just rest.

Once you talk him into keeping his butt in bed, however, Kyle is one of the better patients out of 141.

Just give him a hot toddy, a kiss on the forehead (Kyle lives for forehead kisses when you take care of him), and something stimulating to read or watch and he's pretty chill.

Price and Simon also keep him preoccupied by updating him in the group chat about Johnny's latest shenanigans.

[lxvvie]

Idk if you did this before but what would napping with Gaz look like?

You're the big spoon, plastered firmly against Gaz's back, and your hand will be intertwined with his, or resting comfortably under his shirt on his stomach.

Or you'll be pressed against his side with Gaz's arm wrapped around you and his hand resting on your ass.

Either way, your face is buried in the crook of his neck and that's usually how you wake him because he's ticklish sensitive there.

[lxvvie]

The bathing Simon ask made me think about Alex coming back home after a mission and I’d feel like you’d have to wrestle him into the shower/bath because he’s literally fine, no need to take care of him. The most stubborn man alive when it comes to “making” you help him instead of the other way around, never mind that you enjoy doing it.

"Boss's orders, Keller," is what you'll say, the heat behind your words fueled with affection.

Alex can only smile with that rouge-ish twinkle in his eyes, bark out a short, albeit tired, laugh, and respond, "Sure thing, Boss."

Best set of orders he's ever followed.

[lxvvie]

https://www.tumblr.com/lxvvie/734727918248476672/kd-i-just-came-here-to-talk-about-mans-alex

anon you’re so right here. i want to add my part here just because i’m latino. i want to dance merengue with him 🥰 AND I KNOW HE WOULDN’T BE EMBARRASSED, he would totally learn the steps. isn’t that right, alex?

Alex would be a family favorite for sure. Has no issues with immersing himself in your culture and traditions.

Calling your mom, grandmom, and aunties "Ma'am" all respectful and polite and shit and they're eating it tf up.

They call you and ask about Alex, too.

Alex can't make it to dinner? Oh, they got him some leftovers, sugar, and it's a couple platters worth of food.

They'll make their signature dishes for him in a heartbeat but for you and everyone else, it's only on the holidays.

Shit, Alex is the one who steals your heart, your family's heart, and your pet's heart lmao.