“i’m just a girl” so close! you fantasize for hours about being called adorable as you’re being tickled senseless
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At confession tonight the priest looked me dead in the eyes (through a screen) and said “you need to get a hobby”
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the smallest man who ever lived x
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"Seriously, I think this is an opportunity for me to do something big and important for my adopted city," said Moist, in his sincere voice.
"That's you're sincere voice," she said.
"Well, I'm being sincere," said Moist.
Terry Pratchett, Making Money
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I went to a popup market today and one of the vendors hollered out to me “hey! You look like someone who plays dungeons and dragons”
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The way I was trying to save a dead poets society post and instead of my DPS board my “let’s talk about mental health” board came up 💀
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Just wondering at what point in my life did I start using "lol" as punctuation
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I was listening to a Bud Cort interview and he was talking about his film Ted and Venus, but he said like “…people had 7 partners then, men, women, objects, whatever!”
And I froze.
I just did he know? Did he know in the 90s post Electric Dreams? Were there people wanting to get with his computer guy?
Is loving Edgar nothing new?
I mean I know there’s some songs about dude wanting to get with their cars so… he was probably talking about that but ahhh
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( Dylan franken-tits:
"Are you a top or a bottom?"
l'm, bi, nonbinary and polyamorous. I've never made a single decision in my entire life and I'm not about to start now. )
A friend added:
I am a cross between a judgy cat meme and Ambassador Kosh saying "no."
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i would have a hard time believing ur a 70 year old man since you talk about sukuna lactating and ur alpha-ness almost everyday
f-f-first of all.....
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