#campire

[crimsontangerine]

Drawing Lisa's expression on this page made my entire week.

Chapter 1: Page 31

[ihearthfjone]

Ok WO;W that last post FLOPPED rule #1 never post about anything besides bfdi slash bfb...and then there's don't draw backgrounds and then don't attempt draw suitcase or Marshmellow ever in a single drawing

I wanted to attempt a campfire ii (inanimate insanity) drawing (for once) but gave up and made the fire firey instead I'm just so creative aren't I? Also hi ii fans mepad whoohojoh anahahah

[luckynothin]

cam and lewie selfie

[mossy-fuzz]

Being close to the chaos of a burning fire somehow brings on a huge sense of peace and comfort.

[tuxedokit]

having a conversation with my mom

[bricehammack]

#ActNowWhileSuppliesLast

#Oregon

#WillametteRover

#MtHood

#Portland

#Camping

#Campire

#Homeless

#Hipster

#Shopping

#Portlandia

#BriceDailyPhoto

[theendhero]

Syd Kane

[immediatebreakfast]

I know that the reasoning behind the now established connection between the suitor squad is to maintain the principal characters tight-knit into the narrative by them having something that doesn't let them "leave" the plot behind, but... This is so so funny, imagine this from Lucy's perspective.

Not only the three different men that proposed to you (and the one you chose between them) actually personally know each other, but also they are practically besties AND they invited your now fiance to both congratule him then cry on his shoulder because they were not chosen.

Only in victorian england.

[nicollekidman]

it’s so. good. that buffy has to feel self loathing about what she’s doing with spike specifically because the underpinnings of the show require that vampires be Bad Monster Creatures who Cannot Feel and are just Lifeless Demons otherwise everything comes into question. about everything. except that spike is the crack in the foundation of the show itself and in that, he makes the show better! he’s the only end that makes sense for her because he sets her free!!!

[box-dwelling]

Underrated wyllstarion thing is that astarions seduction lines are just as cheesy and hackneied as wylls. Two bitches that both talk like romance novel charcaters during their romance stuff. Objectively funny to me

[prettyflyshyguy]

Chat I discovered a modern vampire crime drama buddy cop made by the Canadians but it's only available on 'plex' which tbh sounds fake but I'm probably going to try and watch it. Place your bets.

[mixu2]

when your fandom is so dead, that you can only see a small amount of fanart's and edit from a years ago..

[spudoink]

If a vampire was camping in the wilderness it wouldn't have to abide by any laws of having to be invited, right? But what if someone owned the woods? Maybe a "space you must be invited into" in vampire terms is more defined by residence and personal connection than actual legal ownership. But still, people can live in the woods. If it's just a tent then is it only the tent that's protected? Maybe. But what about a bear? Would a vampire have to be invited into the den of a bear? Don't tell me it doesn't have domain over the space in which it lives because it's not human, that's racist. But could the bear even invite them in? Does a gesture or something work? Hypothetically, if a vampire visits their werebear friend, who cannot really use human speech while beared up, would it be possible for them to be invited into whatever bear hole they're using as a home? Is assuming it would be a hole or something a stereotype? Am I being racist to werebears now?

Everyone knows that vampires have to be invited into houses and whatnot. If I invite a vampire into a specific part of my house by saying something like "please, follow me to the kitchen", are they only allowed in that part of the house? Are they allowed to go into my kitchen but have to ask permission again for any other room? What if you have to go through another room to get to my kitchen? Are they allowed to go into the rooms leading to my kitchen as they please as well? Or are they allowed to go through specifically to get to my kitchen, and then not again? If so, does that mean the vampire is trapped until I let them leave? Or if they are not allowed into any room other than my kitchen, will they just have to materialize into the kitchen? Would digging a hole under the house into the kitchen work? Of course, maybe the answer is just that inviting a vampire into any of your house lets them into all of it. Exactly what parts is the vampire allowed to get to without my permission anyways? They're able to get to my porch to ask to come in, so clearly they can walk on my property as long as it's not "inside my house". So where is the line drawn? If a natural disaster tears my house apart, is the vampire able to come in because it's no longer considered indoors? If my house is connected to my neighbors, can a vampire invited to my neighbors house also come into mine? If my neighbor says a vampire is allowed in my house, is it allowed into theirs? If I invite a vampire to my neighbors house, but the only way to get to my neighbors house is though my house, is the vampire allowed into my house to get in? And is it only to pass through, free reign, or is it not allowed at all? Let's say the vampire then tries to get into my neighbors house by digging beneath it. But I have tunnels dug beneath my house, and since they are indoors and well furbished, its well within the realm of possibility to consider them part of my house. Is this new tunnel that the vampire digs, that is within my my property and fits right in with my tunnels mind you, now part of my house, and therefore the vampire is unable to dig into my property lines? Or perhaps the tunnel is not part of my house unless it connects to the others. Then, what happens in the scenario they accidentally dig into one of my tunnels? The tunnel it was digging was under my property line, but they were still allowed in it because as it did not connect to the rest of my house it was not space they needed permission to enter, however now that it is connected they do not have permission to be in the very space they occupy. What exactly happens now?

[zanazirafanfic]

While playing the HFW "What Was Lost" mission tonight, I had the following internal dialogue:

Game: -> Find the Components

Me: Riiiight the components for Kotallo, the components chosen specifically to build Kotallo a new arm, Kotallo's components. Those components?

... I might need sleep. I also found the components.

[localratwithcowboyhat]

Little will wood vampire art dump

(I am so insane about this drawing )

I hate the face in this one tho

Silly man

Ok thats it for now good bye!!

[steelthroat]

My friend told me i should actually try to write that musical i dreamed a few weeks ago...

So anyway it goes like this:

"Tonight i had a weird dream

So we had to do a musical/theater thingy but no one and i repeat NO ONE was able to organize for the rehearsals and stuff so we arrived to the day of the spectacle where i barely even knew the plot of the play and I was super irritated because i had been calling everyone (even the production) for days almost begging them to please organize something

But no

Literally we did anything but that. At some point i was helping a guy build a catapult, another time we were using tnt for something and another we were visiting a weird musum of illusions in an abandoned town.

The day before the play i was at my other house and my relatives were asking me about the play and i said "i will do my thing and improvise because the show must go on" And then there was a big bat that settled on my shoulder and i played a bit with him.

So day of the play

This apparently was a parody, I was supposed to be the bride of the (now) deceased Dracula (or some other famous vampire idk) and i was supposed to sing all of this in a bigass fancy cathedral Now.

Do not ask me how and why we were doing a parodistic play about vampires in a church. I cannot answer

But i have to say, the aesthetic was fucking cool and I had a long black dress that really sold the vampire widow part to the audience

But still tyere were no lyrics for me to sing and i just had the music to follow so i said "fuck it" and I invented them on the spot

Now.

I know how to sing, i have done so for years, wven been in a choir I know how to improvise, i have acted before I know how to come up with rhymes etc

But still this was too much even for me

But I do have to say the two songs i made up on the spot were actually great, if I remember the lyrics it would be awesome

The first one was a very dramatic love song about how i had become the vampire's bride and how much our love burned and how his death had hurt etc etc

Very dramatic, very "never enough" from the greatest-showman

The other one was me being a hater towards my deceased husband and the gist of it was "you bastard, you made me fall in love with you, turned me into your bridge, a vampire, you made me lose my humanity and everything I loved to be with you and you have the audacity to die for a stupid reason???? HOW DARE YOU?"

And then i made him resurrect out of spite through some kind of ritual and i berated him in front of everyone But we didn't divorce although Dracula was now my bitch

instead of I his

So yeah

I do remember being super happy after the first dramatic song and then whispering to my mum "hey just so you know, I'm making it up on the spot"

And then everyone complimented me for my performance but although i was happy for what i had done I was still prerty bitter because it could have been avoided if anyone but me (and the guy who played Dracula, he had very few lines but he had done his best) had actually cared about the play so i didn't feel liek stopping by to celebrate really

Now, since he was the only one who cared and dressed in character, I want to praise the dracula dude because he gave his damn best about his performance

When he first emerged from the bell tower, it was cool af In the flashbacks, he was very convincing, and when he was acting all apologetic and pathetic towards me, it was hilarious.

So kudos to him. Dude had like 5 lines in all the play and still put his whole heart into it.

Also a scene that still haunts me is when during the first dramatic song I was in scene with another character but I had the cool vampire dress [I was in character] and the person next to me was wearing a pastel colored hoodie and blue jeans.

And my thoughts while I was singing my heart out to this character, telling them my story were along the lines of "I am gonna fucking kill them" as they stared at me blankly not knowing how to answer to my lines."