#can u get pregante???

[luuxxart]

leaks from the anime post bnha 430……. #REAL #NOTFAKE

[ajarofpickledtears]

the pregananant video has left a lasting impression, my brain will deadass go "luckily my Sim is pergenat"

[definitelynotpetedavidson]

how many of you would believe me if i told you i was pete davidson

im not, im just curious how many of you would believe it if i told you

[autistook]

ok so my lower back and tits are dying and I have cravings IS THIS NORMAL 2 WEEKS BEFORE PERIOD OR DO I NEED TO CHECK IF I AM PREGANANANT

[sbnkalny]

Happy 🙋🏼‍♀️🎃Gal-o-Peen🥵💦 to all my 🏃‍♂️CHASERS👨 headed to ⚧️TRANSylvania🏳️‍⚧️ this 🍂🍆GOCKtober🍆🍁!!! I know I'm ready for 🥵DICK-or-FEET👣 from my ♀️🍆 PHALLOKWEEN👸😫!!! Send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other💃TRAMPires🧛‍♀️ IF U GET 5 UVE BEEN 👻GHOSTED💀!! BUT IF U GET 10 UR A 👠GIRLDICK GHOUL🧟

Can u get pregante...?

[muppetable]

i sent my mom a link to a staple of internet culture earlier and told her to watch it when she got the chance, fast forward a few hours later when i've completely forgotten i sent it to her and then i just hear from across the room

"AM I PREGANT?"

[darkdragon768]

I've watched the Pregananant video so often in such a short amount of time now that I completely forgot what the correct way of writing this word is.

[sycamorality]

am i pregant? am i pragnent? am i pargant? am i gregnant? am i pegnate?? help!? is there a possibly that i'm pegrent? am i pregegnant or am i okay? could i be pregonate? how do i know if IM prengan? can i be prregnant? can u get pregante…? can u bleed u are pergert? can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnant? how can i get my gf pragnet? what happen when get pergenat? will my get pragnan?? what is the best time to be come pregnart? are these systoms of being pregarnt? girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat? 8 months fregnant? if a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.? my circle is nomal,but yet i still dont get peegnant.wat can i use.? has any got pergnut? did most you women FEEL pgrenant before find out? i am praganant last 5 week. dangerops prangent? will it hurt baby top of his head? me and my boyfriend are tying to get prefnat and j havent took my birth control in 12 days? 38+2 weeks pregananant? i think my dog is pregernet??? can i get prengt? how long can u go being prognant to get an abortian? i think i'm pretnet with my 14th child?

[jymwahuwu]

Hii! Ok so, how would Tighnari and Cyno react to darling being depressed? And I mean, she was depressed before, but now its worse.

How would they react to see darling in a state where she cant get hernself to eat, and struggles to even brush her teeth?

What would they do to make her feel better?

Also, ik Tighnari wats a BIG family, but, would he really risk darling's depression get even worse by getting her pregant? (After pregancy or during the pregancy, a lot of women end up suffering from depression)

Also, just imagine them react to her having a very bad estime asswell witch lead to the first state of depression before abduction (after abduction it got worse) bc of the toxic people she has been surrounded, and cannot bring hernself to look in the mirror?

Ok, idk if ur gonna accept to do this, but I was just trying to make mynself relate to the reader 😅

Anyways, thank you for reading my request and if u dont want to do it, its fine, dw! (Again, excuse my bad english)

TW: yandere, kidnapping, mentioned pregnancy, depressed reader

Tighnari and Cyno see you sinking so depressed that they start looking for any way to make you feel better. This isn't the first time they've comforted the family, and Collei has given them a little experience.

You chew the bread a few times, letting out soft whimpers and sniffles occasionally, and then burst into tears, tears falling into the bread, the salty taste melting on your tongue. They think you're rebellious and tell you to finish your meals in a firmer tone.

"I-I can't." You said.

Cyno: "What? Why? It's just a piece of bread, listen to me, take a few bites."

Tighnari: "Are you sure you don't want that bit of nutrition? Eat it, don't make me say it again."

You are so powerless in your current situation that you suspect this is your punishment - why did the Forest Rangers/General Mahamatra lock you up? Why is he acting like he loves you? Love is locking that person up against their will?

They didn't investigate your mental health before this. This is really unexpected. Poor thing, you can't even do simple things like dressing yourself and brushing your teeth by yourself now. They'll do this for you and even shower you. It's kind of satisfying and guilt-ridden for them - you're like a little pigeon eating in their hands. It would be too cruel to put you in a cage like this.

They bring you any gift you want, almost allow you to get anything you can buy with mora, bring you Fontaine's popular magazine, Inazuma's light novel. They read you some funny joke or content. You can even go out as much as you want! As long as you end up returning within a day, they won't ask you to explain or capture you.

They can't be there for you 24/7. In their absence, they are viscerally uncomfortable at the thought that you might sob. So! They allow you to have some pets, what do you want? cat? dog? bird? little sheep? fish? Crystalflies? Tighnari will teach you how to take care of them. He brought Karkata over here. Sometimes you will see that adorable mechanical crab make coffee and cover you with quilts! Cyno, studies methods with you. He will call himself dad and the pets are the kids.

As for getting pregnant…if they find out you're in this state, they won't even try. Even if there is no big family to leave a little regret, but it's okay. Love is the most important thing in the family. They have to take care of you.

[bad811content]

can u get pregante...?

[auxiliuno]

König x pregant reader maybe.

Like how’d he be as a dad and how he treats his wife 💗💗

König x pregnant!reader

SFW

Fluff, pregnancy, babies, König being a loving father, doting, praise

When he first found out you were pregnant, he started crying tears of joy

But also from the anxiety of being a new father

He was so scared that he might mess up

You reassured him that you were nothing new to this and that you guys would get through this together

It's a learning process ❤

Absolutely dotes on you

Is scared of your pregnancy cravings, but doesn't question them

"Hey babe, I'm carving some crepe with jalapeños and mustard, with sprinkles on top"

"On it liebling! ☺️"

He's not quite sure how to make that....food choice of yours, so he does his best with whatever he can find in the house

Once he feeds you it, you become sleepy

He thinks you're so cute

Happy wife=happy life

Even when you have modd swings because of the hormones, he is so understanding and never loses patience with you

*You, bawling because you can't find your favorite pair of socks*

Konig: "it's okay maus! We'll find it together"

You guys spend the whole day trying to find the socks, and in the end, they were under your pillow the whole time.....

Panics a but when you go into labour; cuz ur in pain and he's like: "WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!"

Drives u to the hospital so fast

Was with you and held you the entire time

U but his hand fron the pain of giving birth

He has a bandage wrapped around his hand now

Cried when you pushed the baby out

Like tears just started rolling down his cheeks

Asks if you're okay after, helps take care of your baby

And showers you in affection: how good you were, he's so proud of you, you're so beautiful etc...

When you were given the okay to be discharged from the hospital, he was so scared u would hurt yourself and still insisted on doing everything for you

Queen treatment fr 👑

U basically didn't have to lift a finger at all when you recovered at home

He cradled the baby to sleep when they cried, changed their diapers, fed them, held them etc...

Overall he spoils you and your child even after they've grown up, they definetly become a daddies boy/girl

I'm so sorry for such a slow answer; I have not been feeling well lately and I've been lacking the motivation to write lately. Thank you for your understanding! 😞💗

Have a great day! 💐🩷

[pngmart]

i misread pngmart as pregnart i'm so sorry

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[fandomgeeknerd]

wttt incorrect quote (how is prangent formed as pronounced by the states and gov) long post

Oklahoma: Am i pregant?

Ohio: Am i pragnent?

Louisiana: Am i pargant?

Michigan: Am i gregnant?

Montana: Am i pegnate?? Help!?

Iowa: Is there a possibly that i'm pegrent?

Alabama: Am i pregegnant or am i okay?

Vermont: Could i be pregonate?

Georgia: How do i know if I'M prengan?

Oregon: Can i be prregnant????

Florida: Can u get pregante...?

Tennessee: Can u bleed while u are pergert?

South Carolina: Can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnat?

Wisconsin: How can i get by gf pragnet?

New York: What happen when get PERGENAT?

Illinois: Will my get pragnan?

Idaho: What is the best time to s/x to become pregnart?

West Virgina: Are these systoms of being pregarnt?

Texas: Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

New Mexico: Is it possible having s/x to a 8 month fregnant?

Gov: If a woman has starch marks on h- wait *reads more closely* If a women has STARCH MASKS on her body does that mean*laughs* she has been pargnet before period question mark

Virgina: My circle is nomal, but yet i still don't get peegnant.wat can i use period question mark

Arizona: Did most you women FEEL pgrenant before find out?

Wyoming: I am praganant last 5 weeks so can i start s/x?

Colorado: *high* Dangerops prangent s/x? will it hurt baby top of his head?

California: Me and my boyfriend are tying to get prefnat and j havent took my birth control in *laughs a bit* 12 days?

Utah: 38+2 weeks PREGANANANT?

Washington: I think my dog is pregernet???

Maine: Can i get prengt if he had a comdom on?

Nevada: *laughing a bit the whole way through* I think i am pretnet with my 14TH CHILD?

(og video)

[salternateunreality2]

Zack and Cloud, certified backwater boys, when they learn about periods and realize they haven't had theirs yet.

Aerti and Cissnei are laughing their asses off, and Angeal is facepalming. Genesis is trying to scare them. Sephiroth is wondering if he should be worried too (he should).

[strophaia]

ep5 rewatch

these shacks look fucking miserable to live in god bless. i do not trust that landlord but also i feel like i could take him in a fight

pathetic.............

THE KEY he's remembering that fucked up hell bird that shook him around on flights every day and nearly dropped him several times. where he was raised in hell and strophaia didn't quite get human husbandry that much so he just fed him crack and asbestos and just patted his head and purred soothingly whenever he got a traumatic injury with his brain slime bits sticking out. but he did his best with what he had and for that he should be admired

shingo and mephisto were so fucking mean back then for no reason. they didnt even let him see his darling pogchamp during weekends.... or even just christmas......... fucked up

ichiro when anything ever happens: O_O

"i guess ill ask that guy" help. #fatherlessbychoice #unrequitedparentallove

his voice... i heard his voice........ im pregant by the sound alone. aouuughhh god i love strophaia so much if only there was a way to ever meet him in this- oh god fucking damn it are you kidding. stop fucking crunching why is that everything he ever does is to flap around out of sight and fucking crunch some leftover shit in the flesh halls. now that i think about it the Blood Void Flesh Labirynth walls kinda resemble the hell dimension from akuma kun but if it were the backrooms.... hmmmm....... food for thought

im never gonna think about a fictional character that much ever again the risk is too high. the risk is too fucking high

nvm pregnagt again. the circle is here. strophaia rapidly approaching

is this what attraction feels like. or cuteness aggression. i want to kill him so bad i need to squeeze his adorable little throat so hard ill crush his windpipe and i think ill delete that paragraph on second thought

he finally got that phone call <3

majestic thank u. pleaseee show up at my house this night ill take you over the Entities that want to jumpscare me so bad anytime i open my eyes at night. he can kill me too if he wants

aeshma <3 also theres a type of dragonflies called "aeshna" pretty similiar huh just thought ill point this out. yes i am aware of the other meaning of aeshma i just needed to point the dragonflies out

shingo felt that shit. sensed a disturbance "not that fucking freak again" .

whys he so cunty whys he so cunty whys he so cunty whys he so cunty whys he so cunty whys he so cunty

"how've you been" see he cares .

NOT THAT FUCKING HUG. I know what you are. Im gonna be sick. I'm gonna be SICK. i am going into active labor

ill let him save me anytime 100% out of my way ichiro your fucking loss

whys he so girlypop....

what is he onto . im not listening nor arguing with a being of that caliber whatever you say goregerous <3 can we mary pleaseeee

BURN THE FLUTE THIS IS AN EVIL EVIL ITEM

outstanding performance king slayyyy. my watered are cropped