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#can you tell im so normal about sharks
goblin-creator · 6 months
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I didn't have enough shark clothes so I decided to put sharks all over one of my sweaters, and I'm going to wear it for my 18th birthday tomorrow!! When I started I thought I'd fit about 8 shark, but ended up fitting 14 😎
Sharks on the front of the sleeves: coral catshark & bonnethead shark
Sharks on the front of the body: whale shark, bull shark, frilled shark, saw shark, angel shark (those last two are shown better in the closer picture)
Sharks on the back of the sleeves: zebra bullhead shark & dogfish shark
Sharks on the back of the body: thresher shark, cow shark(bluntnose sixgill), cookie cutter shark, great hammerhead shark, basking shark
They aren't all perfectly accurate because I had a few oopsies with my sewing machine, but I did my best, and even if other people aren't able to identify them because of the mess ups, I still can!! 😁
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mossycattail · 7 months
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number seven for the asks
assuming you mean the most recent ask game i reblogged, what animal do i look forward to seeing most at aquariums? for sure most definitely sharks! once i got to pet a baby bamboo shark and i think that was the highlight of my childhood tbh
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torukmaktoskxawng · 7 months
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'anla - part six
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Summary: Ao'nung and Y/n settle into a new relationship while a father/daughter bond needs mending. Y/n decides it's finally time to visit the Spirit Tree again.
Pairing: Ao'nung/Fem!Na'vi!Sully Reader
Warnings: Mature language, time skips, HEAVY angst, depression, older sibling syndrome, mentions of death, canon compliance, father/daughter trouble, fluff, etc.
posted on ao3
Word Count: 5k+
Tag: #'anla ao'nung fic
Na'vi Words: Sänrr Rong - Glow Tunnel, tulkun - whale like animal, akula - shark like animal, Iknimaya - Rite of Passage, tsurak - skimwing, kurkung - asshole, taronyu - hunter, marui - house/pod, ilu - plesiosaur like animal, olo'eyktan - clan leader, kuru/tswin - queue braid, tsmukan - brother, Ranteng Utralti - Metkayina Spirit Tree, tsmuke - sister, nantang - dog like animal
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Despite not telling anyone what had happened at Sänrr Rong, everyone noticed the significant change in Y/n's attitude and everyone knew that whatever changed her tune happened at that tunnel. 
It has been over a month since she kissed Ao'nung and she's almost back to the way she was before the tragedy of her twin brother's death. She was flying more than usual without feeling the need to watch her siblings like a hawk, and sometimes her siblings would join her on these flights. She would play more often than watch over the other kids doing so and she would smile more than she had in a very long time. The more she talked, the more her voice was rid of the rough sound of sandpaper, eventually returning to normal. That's not to say she had completely healed from her loss. Y/n's smiles were still small and sometimes sad, but they were less forced and more genuine. There would be a day or two when she needed to be alone again with her thoughts, but those days were starting to be far or few between. 
And of course, she wasn't the only one slowly but surely healing. Her family was as well, although there was still some obvious tension between Y/n and her father, unspoken words still bubbling underneath the surface. Y/n had said everything she had ever wanted to say to her father that fateful day, but Jake couldn't afford to say his piece. Sometimes that man was too emotionally constipated and unfortunately, recent events have shown just how damaging that is to his children, especially Y/n and Lo'ak. To keep each other from thinking about it, the sister and brother would spend whole days together and entertaining the others. Lo'ak took all the kids to see Payakan many times over the months after losing Neteyam, and it was safe to say tulkun riding was a great success and a therapeutic activity for everyone involved. Much like how they spent time away in Sänrr Rong, the kids now spend their free afternoons with Payakan after finishing up any chores they had in the morning. Of course, the teens still like cliff diving, but they have been wanting to keep Tuk and her little friends included more often than not nowadays, so they have stuck to activities the younger ones can participate in, such as fin-gliding with Payakan.
However, the Archwas never left abandoned. Y/n would go there every time she needed to be left alone and recharge. Her family respected the fact that there were gonna be days when she needed to go back to missing her twin and promised to leave her to her thoughts... just as long as she always came back to them. 
She hated lying to them sometimes. Yes, she'd escape to Sänrr Rong some days to be alone, but sometimes she needed an excuse to sneak away. She wished she didn't use Neteyam as an excuse, but internally, she knew her twin would laugh his ass off if he knew why.
While impatiently waiting on one of those days, she sat on the edge of the cliff and let her legs gently swing in the air, deep in thought. Y/n was watching the clouds until a pair of large hands covered her vision and a voice close enough to feel their breath in her hair called out behind her, "Guess who."
She grins knowingly, "Rotxo? Is that you?"
A laugh is pulled from her lungs when Ao'nung pulls his hands away from her face and instead grabs at her waist, pulling her away from the ledge while ruthlessly poking and prodding at her ribcage. Y/n squeals with uncontrollable laughter, trying to curl up and protect herself while Ao'nung playfully growls at her, "Take that back, Forest Girl."
He tightens his arms around her for a brief squeeze and relents after she makes a half-assed apology between gasps of laughter. Keeping her in his arms, Ao'nung gets comfortable, sitting down in the grass as the high winds rustle the vegetation around them. Y/n's laughter died down eventually, flinching occasionally if Ao'nung's fingers touched a ticklish spot, now high-strung and giggling under her breath. She tilts her head to peer over her shoulder and finally gets a good look at him, "Ah, Seaweed Brain. To what do I owe the displeasure?"
"Keep it up," he jibes back, "And I will toss you over the edge." 
She makes an amused sound at the back of her throat but otherwise says nothing. They sit that way for a while, warmed by their shared body heat as the wind brushes through their hair, tangled legs gently swinging over the cliffside. Ao'nung breaks the moment of peace by rummaging in a small pouch he had tied to his belt that morning, "I got you something."
"What is it?" Y/n leans her head back to rest against his shoulder as he lifts his hand out to hers, presenting a small object resting in his giant palm. It was obviously an arrowhead, but the material looked different than what a traditional arrow was made of. Once Y/n had the object in her hand, she ran her thumb over it and recognized it to be made out of an akula tooth, causing her lips to turn up into an excited smile, "It's beautiful."
"It looks fragile but I promise that it is strong. You'll be able to use it for your arrows. I can show you where to gather more of them."
In the meantime, in order to keep it safe, she fashioned the arrow into the necklace she wore, feeling the object rest comfortably against her collar. She turned her head enough to look back at Ao'nung and smiled, her hand reaching behind and resting against the back of the reef boy's neck, "Thank you."
He grinned obnoxiously back, overdramatically enunciating his words as if he were reciting an ancient prophecy, "May your arrows always fly true~"
"You are ridiculous." Y/n rolled her eyes with a scoff, despite the smile still gracing her lips. They leaned back into a comfortable silence, looking out over the vast ocean before she spoke up once more, "You're one season away from completing your Iknimaya. Are you excited?"
"Aren't you? My father mentioned that you have been hunting more. You might be able to finish the trials with the rest of us instead of waiting. Rotxo was upset that you managed to catch more fish than him last week," Ao'nung laughed when Y/n proudly beamed and winked at him in response, "I would not be surprised if you finished the trials before him."
"Even if I did, I don't have my own tulkun. Lo'ak would be able to finish the Iknimaya since he has Payakan, but without a tulkun, I wouldn't be able to fully become Metkayina."
"But you can still do the other trials. You can still tame a tsurak. I know you can."
"I know, it's just... it wouldn't be the same."
Her voice lowered, trailing off as she got lost in thought. Ao'nung knew that this particular tone in her voice meant several meanings. Without saying it, Y/n confessed that it wouldn't be the same as flying with Evi, or the same as sharing these achievements with her twin. She didn't have to specify for Ao'nung, he already knew what she meant.
Instead of asking her to be specific, Ao'nung tightened his hold around her, holding her like he wished he was brave enough to do a few months ago, "I know."
She gladly takes his comfort, sighing in defeat, "And besides, I wouldn't put it past my father to be stubborn and refuse my place in the trials."
"Why? I thought that's what your father wanted you to do?"
"It was. But lately, we haven't been... on speaking terms."
"Lo'ak mentioned that. 'Said something about how you and Toruk Makto have been driving your mother 'up the wall,'" Ao'nung's ears pin back while shyly admitting, "I am not sure I know what that means."
Y/n half-heartedly laughs, "It means we're driving her crazy."
"Oh... Yeah, you're pretty good at that."
Ao'nung's smugness is interrupted by a sharp elbow jabbing into his ribs and he yelps in response, Y/n's scowl looking as adorable as ever to him as she cursed, "Kurkung."
~~~~~~~~~
Neytiri usually loved how stubborn her mate could be, and she loved it even more when that stubbornness was passed down to their children. But lately, that stubbornness is driving her absolutely insane and it might also be tearing her family apart more than it already is.
She had been telling Jake that he needed to talk to Y/n and he needed to act soon, or else Y/n would grow up and become taronyu right under his nose. And then it will be too late for forgiveness. Y/n's childhood will be gone permanently and there would be no way for Jake to fix it. Neytiri has a fear that her daughter will only continue to distance herself from her father as she gets older until there's nothing left to mend, so the Na'vi woman has done everything in her power to keep that from happening. She had talked to both Jake and Y/n separately, but nothing appeared to work.
Jake has the Human mindset that Y/n just needs her distance from him, while Y/n secretly resents her father for not just telling her how he really feels. Neytiri, luckily, doesn't have the same mindset as her mate so she took matters into her own hands. 
One afternoon, Neytiri refused to let either of their stubborn asses into her marui and told them to go hunting together, threatening to not let them back in until they had talked it all out. "We are a family. We have lost too much to be anything but! Start acting like a family."
Like father, like daughter, they begrudgingly left to go fishing together, taking their respective tsurak and ilu before swimming out beyond the reef to hunt for their family's next meal. They stubbornly tried to do so in silence, but too much hurt and words hung between them, making this hunting trip just as painful. While Jake was glad Y/n appeared to be doing better, smiling and laughing like normal whenever she was around friends, he couldn't help but feel hurt whenever her eyes landed on him and her smile would immediately disappear. Even now, when they were alone, Y/n looked as though time had not passed since Neteyam's death, her expression unhappy as her gaze looked off into the distance as if she had not healed at all. Maybe, whenever her father was concerned, she hadn't healed at all like everyone thinks.  
"Your first word was 'fly,'" was the first thing that came to mind, and he had no idea where that came from. Y/n suddenly turned and stared oddly at her father, but said nothing in response. Jake looks out over the ocean, replaying the memory in his head, "Neteyam was sick that day and we were scared that you would catch it, so we separated the two of you. I took you flying while your mother and grandmother tended to your brother. I was trying to occupy your mind, holding you in my arms while Bob wandered around.  Anyway, you and I were flying and you mumbled that word. It was a moment that I alone witnessed and cherished forever. Your mom was sad that she had missed it. Mo'at believed it was a sure sign that you would become one of the best flyers someday, and she was right. She also believed that because you spoke your first word to me, you would always trust me and come to me first for anything... I wish she was right about that, too."
He finally turned back to his daughter, ears drooping as he reassured her, "Not that it's your fault, kiddo. It's mine. I pushed you away, I expected too much from you and Neteyam. From all of you. There's no excuse for what I did, not even war or the fear I have of losing you. Everything that's happened until this very moment has been my fault, and... I am so, so sorry."
They sit silently on their respective tsurak and ilu for some time while Y/n carefully stares at her father and tries to piece together a puzzle in her head, the soft waves bobbing the pair of them up and down in the water as she gathers her thoughts. 
Jake looked so old at that moment, aging far past his years as if cryosleep had finally caught up to him, devastated and beside himself as he stared back, hoping his daughter could see how genuine he was. It's funny, in a strange, twisted way. Y/n had grown up believing everyone when they said her father was the great and mighty Toruk Makto, one of only six throughout the history of the Na'vi. They all described Jakesully as a strong warrior, as sturdy as the trees and unforgivable as the ocean, whereas whenever Y/n looked at him, all she could see was her dad. He's not particularly tall -at least not compared to Tonowari- or strong or unforgivable. He's just... ordinary to her. An ordinary man. As a child, sure, she believed all the stories told of him and considered him her number one hero, but as she grew older, she saw less of the legend and more of the man behind it. It's hard to picture the man who grounds you whenever you do something wrong as the same man who brought the clans together in a time of great sorrow. 
Even though Y/n was easily able to separate her father from the great Toruk Makto, others might not be able to, such as Jake himself. She could only imagine the burden placed on his shoulders as a husband, father, and leader. She knew he had to make a difficult choice by choosing his family over his clan, believing he could protect both from the Sky People by running away. In the human stories she'd heard in the past, usually, the hero sacrifices everything they love for the greater good. A quote she could faintly remember, something about a Vulcan stating "needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" or something like that. They all start to blur together and she can't remember which of those stories were fact or fiction. Either way, when she thought of those stories, she didn't picture her father as any of those heroes. To her, he was the olo'eyktan of the Omatikaya clan and war hero of the Battle of the Hallelujah Mountains. Toruk Makto wasn't about sacrifices or choosing who to save. He was about bringing the clans together to mourn, to love, and to fight as one. 
So losing Neteyam wasn't just hard on Jake as a father but as a leader as well. A father protects, but so does a leader, and he failed at both of them. Soon, Y/n will be sixteen years old, and no matter how hard she tried to think like an adult, she couldn't imagine what her father must be going through right now. She couldn't imagine the pain he was feeling, losing the very child that made him a father in the first place. Parents shouldn't have to bury their children. Parents are meant to grow old and die without ever having to worry about their own child's death. They should be the ones to go first... not their child. Not their sweet, innocent babies.
A tear slipped down Y/n's face when she first noticed her own father silently crying throughout the silence. A part of her wished to never have children for the sake of sparing herself this kind of pain, while another part of her wished to see what it'd be like to raise children one day and see if she could do better than the people who came before her. Jake wasn't the best father in the world, but he was hers, and she wanted to be proud of that fact, "I said I would never forgive you, Dad. That doesn't mean that I'll never stop loving you."
He peered up at her, watching her carefully as she rolled her lips when her tear slipped into her mouth. She sniffled quietly as she whispered, "I-- I can't help it. You're my father. And... And maybe someday soon I'll learn how to forgive, but I could never forget." 
Jake tried to collect himself, taking deep breaths and wiping his own tears away, nodding, "That's okay kiddo. I understand."
"How... how did your brother die?"
Jake winced, hissing silently between his teeth. It wasn't a topic suitable for children, but after everything his daughter had been through, it's safe to say her innocence had been shattered a while ago, no matter how hard her parents had tried to contain it. It breaks Jake a little more every day realizing just how young all his children are and just how much they have already gone through in the early stages of their lives. Nevertheless, Jake's kids barely know anything about his brother and they try not to press, but he knew eventually he'd have to tell them.
"A gun, I think. Or a knife. I... I honestly can't remember. That was so long ago... it almost didn't feel real. And-- I'll be honest, I wasn't a very nice person back on Earth. I was completely wasted when I was told my brother was dead."
Y/n nods but doesn't comment on that. She can't exactly picture her father being some sort of drunk or a monster. She had seen his video diaries that Norm had kept for studying, so she knew what her father looked like as a human, but a monster? No, she couldn't even imagine. "I think you should talk about Uncle Tommy more. I think we'd all like to hear more about him."
"Yeah," he replies solemnly, looking as gray as the sky ahead of them, "I wish you could have met him."
It would've been nice to see where the twin gene came from. To see her father's brother in a side-by-side comparison would be funny in its own way. Y/n had always wondered what Tomsully was like or if he was anything like her dad. 
The heavy conversation didn't really feel suited for fishing and Y/n wasn't exactly enjoying herself any more than Jake was. She felt her fingers begin to fidget as she quietly asked, "Can... Can we go to the Spirit Tree? Just us?"
Jake turned back, eyes softening into something that resembled a gentle father more than a war hero, "Of course, sweetheart. Whatever you want."
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The Cove looked the same as when Ao'nung had taken Y/n there... right before everything went to shit. As she and Jake dive down to the Spirit Tree, she begins to get nervous, her heart wanting to leap up into her throat. Her father nodded in encouragement and kept a vigil watch while she connected to a tendril of the tree, taking her kuru braid and connecting the tswin to the branch. 
The moment she closed her eyes, she found herself standing on the beach of the village. Confusion wrapped around her brain as she looked around, wondering what she was doing there. She was alone, watching everyone go about their day as normal, only... none of the faces looked clear. It was as though a dense fog was placed over the faces and a part of Y/n wondered if she had dreamt of her and her father going out to fish and visit the Spirit Tree. That is... until she heard a familiar voice.
"Ah, there you are!"
Spinning around, her voice nearly got caught in her throat as her eyes set on an approaching figure, "Neteyam..."
Walking tall and confident, Neteyam smiled brightly as he walked up to his twin sister, beckoning over his shoulder, "Come on. You said you wanted to fly."
Ah. A memory. Y/n had forgotten that the Spirit Tree only contains a past loved one's memories unless she strayed from the memory to speak to him directly. Y/n wanted nothing more than to live out this memory once more; to fly alongside her twin brother as she was meant to for the rest of their lives... but maybe some other time.
"Actually... can we talk?" 
From here, the memory drifts away from history, away from what actually happened. The vision subtly moves, shifting to Y/n's preferred reality. When she pulls from the memory, Neteyam's expression moves like it's obstructed by water before the vision clears, and suddenly Neteyam's memory is also speaking off script, confused but obliging her request.
"What is it?" When he asked her this, she realized she was now speaking to Eywa's image of Neteyam, and suddenly her eyes began to blur and a sob escaped her throat. Neteyam immediately grew concerned, his protective older brother's side showing once more as he stepped close to gathering his twin up in his arms. He brushed a few tears away and then proceeded to hug her close, speaking in soothing, small words, "Hey. Hey, Y/n... it's alright. Why are you crying?"
She continued to cry into her brother's shoulder, repeatedly wiping her face but it was pointless, the tears refusing to stop, "I miss you so much, 'Teyam!" She wailed, "There isn't a day that goes by when I don't-- when I don't think of you."
"What are you talking about?"
Y/n began to cry even harder, mad at Neteyam and mad at Eywa for making her say it out loud, "You're gone, tsmukan. You've been gone for... a few months now. And it still hurts. It hurts like it just happened yesterday. This isn't real. We are in Ranteng Utralti. The Spirit Tree of the Metkayina."
"Oh." Neteyam gently pulled away and held his sister out at arm's length, looking around, curious and confused, but strangely, he wasn't scared, "So this is it? I am one with Eywa?"
Y/n took a moment to properly wipe her tears and try to relax, muttering under her breath as she nodded, "Yes..."
"You came to visit me?"
"Yeah... it is my first time doing so." Immediately, Neteyam's eyes fall back on hers before she lowers her head in shame, unable to look him in the eye, "I'm sorry. I should have come sooner, but... I was scared. Dad and Lo'ak visit the most, but I... I couldn't face you."
"What... When was the last we saw each other... before...?"
She had to pause for a few short minutes to think about it, willing herself to remember that fateful day after spending so long just trying to forget it. Thinking hard enough for her head to hurt, it took her a while to forget yellow unblinking eyes, cold skin... and all of that blood that still haunts her nightmares. She tried to get past the fire, the Sky People, and the screams and cries clawing from her own lungs and those around her. Trying to picture her twin's face, alive and well, was harder than she thought, replaying the events that had led up to the battle actually happening.
"You... you separated from us to lure the Sky People away," she recalled, her bottom lip beginning to quiver again, "You went alone. That was the last time I saw you alive. I... I don't even remember the last thing I ever said to you."
"Ah. That's alright then."
Her head snapped up quickly, staring wide-eyed in disbelief at Neteyam while he only smiled softly. Her tone was accusatory as she bit out, "'That's alright'? No! No, that is not alright! You died, 'Teyam!"
He simply shrugged, "We all have to die someday, tsmuke. That is what we are told from the day we are able to understand it."
"But why is it alright that you got separated from us and died for it?!"
"Because I drove the Sky People away, right? I made sure my siblings were safe," Y/n was opening and closing her mouth to try and find a retort before Neteyam stepped closer again, reaching out and firmly grasping the back of her head to make her look him in the eyes, "It is my job to protect my brother and sisters and I take that job very seriously."
She felt her shoulders slouch as a breathy scoff escaped her lungs, "I can't believe you sometimes. You've always been so... accepting. That worried me sometimes. It worried me how you could always be so... resigned to everything."
He smirked, "I thought it was a healthy opposition to you, someone who could never just lie down and accept that things are just the way they are. You were always so stubborn, Y/n, determined and hopeful that things could always change for the better."
Y/n bit the inside of her cheek to refrain from calling her twin a liar, glancing away to focus more on the sand of the beach, "I wish that were true about me."
"It's always been true."
"Not anymore. How--" She swallowed a sob before it could make a sound, eyes beginning to water once again as she peered up to stare into her brother's matching eyes, "How can I be hopeful for a better tomorrow if you're no longer there to see it? It will never be brighter, or better, because you're gone."
"I am gone..." he nods as if he hadn't just been informed of this mere moments ago, "But not fully. Look around you."
When she obediently did so, her eyes widened in wonder as the beach slowly melted away and turned the vision into a vast, heavy, and healthy forest. Their forest, was as vibrant and as beautiful as she remembered it. She can hear a pack of nantang calling off to one another in the distance while the sun tries to peek through the canopy, shining proudly down onto the twins. Leaves and shrubbery rustle to indicate life all around them while Neteyam only looks down at his sister. Y/n wasn't entirely sure, but she thought he looked different in this new light. Like he looked more... alive in the forest than he did on the beach. Her heart was saddened at the memory of 'Teyam telling her that he missed home, but now he can go home as much as he wanted, whenever he wanted.
It was like Y/n was now standing in Neteyam's own personal heaven instead of a memory she found within the Spirit Tree. 
Neteyam grasps both of her shoulders, "I am one with Eywa now. You can always find me here, whenever you need me. Remember, tsmuke, that I am at peace now. I may not remember what happened to me, but I hope it aches a little less for you to know that I don't remember the pain."
A tear slips past her detection, and even though it was minuscule at best, Y/n could feel a small part of her heart mend back together, comforted by her brother's words. She nods her head in reply and tries clearing her throat to speak, "Dad... he said you had last words for me. You wanted to tell me to 'find more.'"
Neteyam didn't have eyebrow hair like her, but the ridge where an eyebrow could've been lifted up in question, "Isn't that what I said when talking about Ao'nung the other night?"
Her eyes widen, replaying his words until the memory comes back to light. For the moment, she ignored the fact that Neteyam mentioned the memory so casually as if it had only happened a few days ago for him, whereas it had actually been months ago for her, "You remember that?"
"I do. You know me, sweet sister," he smiled, "As a warrior, it is vital for me to constantly visit the Spirit Tree so I can retain as much of my memory within Eywa. I don't take Grandmother's words lightly. You know this."
"I know..." Her shock slowly melts into a sad smile, "You were sometimes a little too serious."
As if making a point, Neteyam dropped the serious act in exchange for flashing a teasing grin at her, "So?"
"What?"
"Did you 'find more?'"
Her stomach flips and her mouth forms into a pout. It felt like acid on her tongue to begrudgingly admit to her brother that he was right, "... I did."
He grinned in triumph, "I told you so."
"Shut up."
"No need to sulk, Y/n," he laughed, "It is not your fault you were born dense."
"I am not dense! I just..." She doesn't have a proper rebuttal and sighs in defeat, "I miss this. I haven't had a talk like this in a while."
Neteyam hums mostly to himself, "You should talk more. People tend to realize that you are actually nice the more you talk."
"I hate you."
"No, you don't," he smiles triumphantly again when he gets her to laugh, then lets his expression form a more genuine, encouraging aura around them. He steps close to Y/n again and places a hand on the top of her head, "The sea gives and the sea takes. The sea gave you Ao'nung in exchange for me."
She wished he didn't make it sound like she willingly traded her brother for Ao'nung and shook her head defiantly, shaking his hand off of her, "It's not fair."
"I know. But it was Eywa's will, Y/n."
"I just... you should be here."
"I am here."
"No. Here here," she complained as the tears began to form yet again, "You should be completing your Iknimaya with me. You should be helping Tuk learn how to use a bow. You should be sitting quietly with Kiri whenever she gets overwhelmed. You... you should be having fun with Lo'ak and Spider like you did when the three of you were younger. We're already growing up without you and I feel so guilty to be moving on."
He shushes her softly and reaches out to brush her tears away, "Moving on does not mean you'll miss me any less. In time, you'll just learn how to balance out the pain with happiness instead. Never feel guilty or regret for me, Y/n. I could never blame you for finding the light in the darkest of places. I may not be right beside you, but I will always be with you, one way or another. And I won't be alone."
When her eyebrows briefly scrunch in confusion, he sheepishly smiles and thinks of all the possibilities, "I mean-- do you think I can finally meet Grandfather? I wonder if our mother's sister is here as well, and Brother Tsu'tey and Dr. Augustine. Who knows-- maybe Dad's twin brother might be with Eywa as well."
It's an encouraging thought, and it's a thought that makes Y/n smile ever so slightly again, "If... if you see any of them, let me know next time."
"I will try," he stares at her in silence for a moment, then looks as though he's decided on an important matter, "Promise me something."
"Sure."
"Don't visit often."
Her eyes widen again, shocked and almost appalled, dread filling her gut at the thought of leaving her twin all alone here, "What? Why?"
His expression is grim and serious, much like how he looked when she last saw him alive, taking the red pinger that was once stuck in Payakan and swimming away from the rest of them, "I do not think it would be healthy to speak with the dead constantly when you could be missing out on so much of your life. I want you all to live far longer than me, Y/n, and I would be happy knowing you were out there living your lives rather than constantly visiting me. If you must, visit me after important dates or ceremonies. Catch me up on our siblings' endeavors, when they finish their trials, who are they courting, how many children they have... and I hope to hear the same about you as well. Promise me, Y/n."
Her teeth grind together, hidden in her mouth as she thinks, already missing Neteyam even though she hadn't left yet. Now that she had finally gained the courage to talk to him again, it felt as though they were being separated all over again. The one and only time they, as twins, have been separated... and it was permanent. It hurt that he didn't want her to continuously return to see him, but Y/n knew her brother better than anyone. Neteyam was selfless, and he would rather be alone while his family moved on and lived out their full, long lives, waiting until they would finally join him with Eywa. Maybe, to Neteyam, it wouldn't feel like a long time. Maybe time wouldn't even pass for him... but it would for Y/n... and it was hard to even fathom a lifetime without her twin by her side.
Still, she had never known a time when she didn't want to make her brother happy in turn, "I promise."
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A/N: Ao'nung and Y/n are the perfect definitions of "he fell first, she fell harder". This chapter was longer than all the other ones so I had to split it into two parts, so the next one will be out shortly! And then it will be onto the finale!
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Sweet Tooth Dottore . ⋆ੈ✩‧₊˚ೃ༄
HC: I'd like to imagine that the feared Second harbinger, Dottore, has a HUGE sweet tooth with no consequences
a/n: this is my first story and headcanon here! please IM TRYING MY BEST
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Like what the Raiden Shogun said,  "Cavities are no big deal — you can just replace your teeth." Which is the case for Dottore.
He's one of the smartest, most knowledgeable, beings in Teyvat and has conducted countless experiments on others and himself. Surely the Doctor definitely has modified parts of his body. He doesn't replace his organic parts with pure metal covered in synthetic, close to life, skin. That's what his segments are for. Instead what he did is create some sort of serum or potion that allows his teeth to grow back. Perhaps he being the genius he is extracted that ability from a shark, modified it to be able to work on his own body.
You are quite fond of his natural sharp teeth, you think its endearing, sometimes out of pure impulse and much to his irritation, you like to cup his cheeks then spread them open with your thumbs to shape his lips to a smile (more like a grimace from his unwillingness to be part of your shenanigans), in the middle of kissing then proceeding to open his jaw to examine his sharp teeth. No matter how much you see them, you couldn't get enough. He doesn't have it in him to stop you, he's quite fond of that focused and fascinated expression you have plastered on your face when you're interested in something, much more when he's that subject.
What horrifies you is when he would out of nowhere yank out a tooth from his mouth. You two could be hanging out in his lab, he could be in the middle of an experiment, mid conversation, and he wouldn't hesitate or even tell you moments before he yanks out a tooth, insisting that he felt a small ache, immediately recognized it was a cavity and needed to purge the distraction. All while some blood dribbles out of his mouth. Don't worry! It grows back in 10 minutes!
Teeth aside, now onto the cause of his concerning habits.
Fortunately, he doesn't have to worry about any health issues asides from mild cavities that don't even get the chance to develop much. He's immune to every disease and every possible health related problem.
Unfortunately for you, you were still pure 100% human and can be prone to any disease out there. Being the normal human being you are in contrary to your lover, you can't help but also feel horrified when you see Dottore put at least 12 tablespoons of sugar in his drink of choice. 10 teaspoons on a good day. He doesnt sleep often, unless you somehow miraculously convince him to sleep with you that night. He needs all the sugar on top of SOME coffee to keep his mind functioning sufficiently for his experiments and research.
"Would you like some coffee with your sugar?"
Recall that one time, he received a not so satisfactory report from one of his segments due to some unfortunate circumstances in their mission. His expression one moment clouded over with irritation and mild rage, then the next moment much calmer when you, who had been sitting on the office desk with your back faced to the segment during his meeting, had fed him a spoonful of the parfait you had happened to be eating.
From that day onward, the segments make sure to inform you before their creator if their mission went badly just so you could prepare some desserts for your boyfriend so that he doesn't end up possibly wiping out any of the segments you're quite fond of upon hearing the news.
Bonus++
If he cooks for you, which is already a rare occasion on its own. He makes two separate batches for the each of you. One of his batches would follow the normal, healthy amount of sweet that he followed from what he knows or from a recipe, then the other...would be for him, certainly much much sweeter than yours. You dont mind it too much, him constantly eating sweets makes his lips taste like candy!
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Siren
Chapter 9
When Hugo woke up, Varian was gone. Hugo rubbed his eyes as he laid up.
“…Goggles?”
There was no reply. Hugo grabbed his glasses from the table, and found a note.
Hugo,
I went to get a head start on work today. I’m in the painters room if you need me, and Lance is serving breakfast on deck if you’re hungry.
Love,
Varian
P.S
Thanks for last night. Usually I have to deal with those episodes all alone…it was nice having you around.
Hugo smiled softly, then got up and stretched, work with Varian today, and find that moon ring tonight. By Hugo’s approximations they should be in the Kalder pods territory in two weeks. It was just before they hit Rosas port.
He'd ask around, see if anyone knew about it. Subtly though, as to not cause suspicions. He went over to the bucket of sea water and splashed himself quickly before changing into his normal attire.
He felt his stomach grumble and figured he’d made his way over to the deck.
A bunch of crewmen were up and about as he got up to the deck. He could smell food and he turned to see that Lance was cooking meat on something that looked to be a Varian creation.
“Hey!” Lance said. “You hungry?”
Hugo nodded.
“What do you feel like?”
Hugo thought for a second. He didn’t really know much about land food. “…Surprise me.”
Lance lit up at that.
Hugo ended up muching on something called French toast and bacon. It was delicious. He made his way down to the painters room as he finished the last piece of bacon, plate abandoned in the dirty dishes pile.
He knocked on the door before coming in.
Varian was humming as he worked on his personal project of a water breathing potion. He must have gotten done with the balancing and the machine tune ups. His voice still sounded like a siren.
Hugo smiled and closed the door.
“Hey sweetcheeks.”
Varian stopped humming, and then smiled at Hugo.
“Hey. Did you see my note?”
“I did. Lance made me French toast and bacon. It was delicious.”
Varian chuckled, adjusting the goggles on his head. “I’m glad you liked it. Do you want to help with this? I have some formulas that need some reworking.”
Hugo nodded softly, wrapping his arms around Varians back as he looked over the sheet.
“Hugo?”
“Hm?”
“this isnt working on the formulas.”
“I can look at them as I hold you.” Hugo said, smirking into Varians ear.
Varian giggled, leaning back into Hugos embrace as he got the formula and put it in Hugo’s hand. Hugo didn’t let go, just using one hand to look it over.
“Hm. This is like a transformation potion back home.”
“What do you mean?”
“Not all merpeople can shapeshift naturally. Especially if they’re originally from deeper waters, so they use those temporary potions if they need to go on land. Although it’s fairly rare, as most of the deep sea merpeople stay down there. A lot of them are huge too! Like bigger than a whale!”
“woah!” Varian pulled out a book, taking the note. “tell me more!”
Hugo looked over the book. It had a lot of information. Mostly what they talked about the night before with alchemy. “huh. Didn’t realize you wrote everything down, goggles.”
“Yeah. I want to know as much as I can about underwater life…mom never talked about dad had a hard time even talking about mom so…im curious.”
“Well, like on land, theres a bunch of different cultures and pods and subcultures inside of them. A lot of different tails as well. Most merpeople have a fish counterpart. Mine, for example, is similar to a green arowana. Cyrus has a sand tiger shark tail, and Donella a reef shark.”
“That’s so cool! Do you gain the diets of the fish you’re similar to?”
Hugo shrugged. “depends on our parents, really. Cause we still have a bit of human in us as well. Some people are extremely similar to fish, with more scales. Some have hair that looks like seaweed as an evolutionary trait. Which gets interesting cause seaweed is a treat that vendors sell. Like your streetfood.”
Hugo paused, seeing that Varian was looking back at him with a soft look.
“What?”
“…you’re pretty when you talk.”
Hugo sputtered, laughing softly. “I-Uh-“
Varian grinned evilly, leaning backwards into Hugos embrace. “you’re pretty all the time. But especially when you talk.”
Hugos face was beat red. Varian giggled. “How’s that for flirting?”
“okay no more cuddles for you.” Hugo let go of Varian, still blushing up to the tips of his ears.
“Aw come on!” Varian whined. “Youre allowed to flirt but not me?”
“Yep! Especially when it makes me flustered.”
Varian was about to say something before the balancer made a noise. Varian sighed. “Back to work.”
Hugo smiled, watching Varian settle in to do his work. He went over to the formulas and started taking them more seriously. He pulled a piece of paper and started working on it, drawing his own and starting to test it out.
It was a quiet moment as they did their separate things.
Hugo didn’t know how they would test this potion without revealing that the two of then were…well not 100% human. He was unwilling to let Varian test it on himself since potions like this could be…funny at best. Disastrous at worst. Obviously they wouldn’t be testing it on any animals or other crew members.
It felt like the best thing was to make it and hope to the moon any side effects weren’t permanent.
Varian was humming again. Hugo listened closely to it. A song that was so familiar. He wondered where he heard it before.
He worked quietly and listened to his moon sing.
--
Hugo was up late again. Hed checked the kitchen and upper deck already. Quietly, he made his way to the next rooms, the cold room. He checked there quickly. Nothing. He. Was grateful. That spot was cold.
Closing the door, he made his way into the next group of rooms. Nothing in any of them. Hugo groaned.
“This isn’t working.”
“What isnt?”
Hugo screamed. Turning around he saw the face of Rapunzel, who looked confused and concerned.
“Is everything okay, Hugo?”
Hugo stood up. “Oh yes captain I just lost an earring! I can’t seem to find it!” He mustered the best smile he could.
Rapunzel, for once, let her smile slip. “Did you think I wouldn’t notice you sneaking out late every night?”
Hugo opened his mouth to speak.
“So what’s really going on, Hugo?” She asked before he could spew another lie.
Hugo scratched the back of his neck. “I’m a night owl. And really, I just lost an earring. I can’t seem to find it anywhere.”
“what does it look like?”
Hugo paused. This was a good chance to get some information.
“Like a moonstone. One shaped like the moon?”
“Ive never seen you wearing that one?”
Hugo couldn’t help but feel prideful. She was avoiding the question. She knew something.
“I usually don’t. I lost it before the pirate crew kidnapped us. Been looking for it ever since we got back on the ship.”
Rapunzel shrugged. “I haven’t seen it. But I can put out a ship wide note to keep an eye out for it?”
Hugo nodded. “I’d appreciate that. I’m going to keep looking. I’ll go to bed soon.”
Rapunzel nodded. “Also it wouldn’t be a bad idea if you guys spent a little time away from work tomorrow? Get out and see the fresh waves. Take a break. You two seem like you need it.”
Hugo watched as she walked away.
Her room was next. She was hiding it. He was sure now.
He was going to get that ring and save this goddamn ship if it killed him.
--
The next morning came and Varian seemed to get the same conversation as Hugo did last night.
So there they were, standing in the sun. Hugo had half a mind to jump into the ocean with how tired he was.
“Hugo?” Varian asked, taking his hand.
“hm?”
“you okay? You’ve been glaring at that piece of wood since you got up here.”
“…I’d rather be down in the painters room. Or swimming.”
Varian chuckled. “I get it. But Rapunzels right. We need some social interaction besides each other.”
Hugo grumbled. Varian kissed his cheek and pulled away, looking at the bow of the ship, then chatting with the captain up ahead.
“Hugo.” Nuru leaned on the wall besides Hugo.
“Oh uh, hey.”
Nuru smiled. “Its good to see you in the light of day. Usually we don’t see you until dinner.”
Hugo chuckled. “Yeah…not really a people person.”
“you’re a Varian person though!” Nuru smiled. It was a wry one. What was her game?
“I…guess. Though I don’t know how he puts up with me half the time.”
Nuru chuckled. “You two act so much alike. When he first came on the ship, he shut himself off from everyone. Including Rapunzel.”
“Rapunzel? She’s just the captain.”
“Shes more than that to him. They’re like siblings.”
Huh.
“Why aren’t they together much then?” Hugo asked.
“Rapunzel has a lot of work to do. Do you know much about her?”
Hugo shook his head. “basically nothing. Why?”
Nuru had this look on her face. It once again made him wonder what she was up to. “Youre not from Corona, right?”
“No.”
Nuru sighed. “Then you don’t know the story. Okay. Where to start?” She thought it over for a second. “Okay so, once upon a time-“
“Youre starting with once upon a time?”
“Do you wanna hear this or not?”
“…”
“that’s what I thought. Once upon a time…”
There was a woman named Rapunzel. She had long, beautiful blonde hair and green eyes. She grew up on an island, with only her caretaker, Gothel. As a child, she grew up looking out at the sea, Gothel forbid her from going anywhere near it, despite the fact that it surrounded the island.
Then one day, she met a pirate. One who had come to hide from other pirates, and possibly raid her island home. His name was Flynn Rider.
Rapunzel hid Rider from Gothel worried that she’d hurt him. In the meanwhile, Gothel was making a deal. One to sell Rapunzel once she was old enough.
“Sell her….” Hugo processed what those words meant. “…Oh.”
“Yeah. Oh. Girl was prime real estate. Gothel had done this to many girls before. Most were kids when they were taken by her. Rapunzel was a baby when she was.”
“Holy shit.”
“Anyway…”
Rapunzel and Rider figured this out after a couple days on the island. Long story short, Rider had the honor and privilege of killing the witch. Afterwards, they sailed to Corona.
A while after that, Rider, now going by his real name, Eugene Fitzherbert, and Rapunzel bought the sundrop.
They made stops all over, Arendelle, Rosas, the motoniuan shores, even Avalor.
“Wheres that?”
“you really don’t know anything, do you sea breath?”
Hugo pouted. “Anyway, continue.”
“Right.”
Until one day, they came across a farmer and his child. He was 14 at the time. Rapunzel made some mistakes.
“This part is Varians to tell…you should talk to him about it…neither he or Rapunzel have told me the full story but…I think varian might tell you.”
“Whats your game?”
Nuru smiled. “If youre going to be with Varian, you have to let him in. You have to let him let you in too. I can see you care about Varian and are suspicious of the captain.”
Hugo opened his mouth to argue.
“You don’t hide your feelings well, sea breath. At least, not to me. So I have to ask. What’s your game?”
Hugo paused. He didn’t trust her.
“Let me rephrase. What are you really searching for on this ship? Cause it sure as fuck isn’t an earing.”
“….It’s none of your business.”
“…I’d be willing to help. No questions asked.”
Hugo glared at her. “Why?”
“…It’s what friends do.”
Hugo blinked. “Youre not my friend.”
“I could be.”
She had this look in her eye. Conniving but desperate. Hugo could have sworn he saw something shining at her back for a moment. He didn’t trust this.
“Think about it, Sea breath.” She smiled, and walked off. Hugo reeled from the conversation.
He shook it off. Hed figure it out after he got the ring.
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Fortune
Heres a dream drabble that turned hella sad, but nonetheless here it is. An extra for you guys dont cry itll be okay.♡
Never said I was a good writer.
🔞18+ NSFW Like one scene.
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~Marcos POV~
"Lets go to the fortune teller Marco" you hear Ace say as your both walking through the underwater city which was in a enormous bubble of air.
"Allright Yoi" you cave easily quite intrigued yourself to find out something. Once at the shop Ace peer pressures you into going in. A pretty half shark half human looking lady says
"Hello there gentlemen how may I help you today?"
"I wanna know about my future will I be famous?!" Ace blurts out as she giggles at his request then motions for him to sit down in front of her glass orb on her table as she sits and stares into the orb.
"Hmm strange im not getting anything usually that means the person will die soon. Sorry." She says apologetically. Ace gets up confused looking then motions for you to sit.
"Id like to know if I have a soul mate and who they are Yoi" you ask politely as she hovers her hands over her orb she starts speaking
"You do, but they are not from this time. You will enter a portal in one week and bring them to this time. There is only one chance to bring them here so you must not hesitate, if you do the portal will close forever loosing your chance at romance. Her name is (n)." She says as your eyes grow wide then return to normal, chuckling you hand over some undetermined amount of berry then say.
"All right thank you. Ace lets go Yoi" you say as she nods and Ace follows you back to the ship you thinking
'This must be a scam my soulmates from another time? Impossible'
~One Week Later On Deck Of The Moby Dick~
Your in your office when you hear your name being called.
"Marco!" You hear Ace yelling as he bursts through the infirmarys door. Huffing he yells
"Theres a portal that opened on deck you probably want to hurry!" Shocked you run out and follow him to the portal as some of the crew on deck gathers around it. You remember the fortune tellers words
"There is only one chance to bring them here so you must not hesitate, if you do the portal will close forever loosing your chance at romance." As you put your arms through the portal you feel something soft, put your arms around it then yank as a girl falls out of the portal onto your chest you both on the floor.
~(N)s POV~
You were in your room listening to music on your headphones via bluetooth when you felt and arm around your waist then a yank as you fall backwards your headphones are knocked off as you fall onto something soft. When you opened your eyes again you werent in your room but on deck of a ship with something soft under you. You look down realizing your sitting on someone as you get up all wobbly from teleporting through time. Your wearing a short black dress with short sleeves nothing else not even shoes or socks. You hear gasps as the man you fell on stands up.
'Dam hes tall hes got to be at least six foot eight' you turn around looking at the portal as it closes and dissapears.
'Shit well looks like im staying here' you gulped as you turn back to the handsome man who had blonde hair, glasses, a purple jacket open showing off his hot abs and chest, blue pants with jewelry adoring his side and sandals. He stared at you then asks
"Is your name (N)? Yoi" you gulp and ask
"How do you know my name?" He smiles then says
"Dont worry about it Yoi" you gulp.
'He seems nice but I can tell he also is very observant like me.' you think as he seems to notice how uncomfortable you are.
"Welcome to the Moby Dick my name is Marco the Phoenix. Yoi" you just nod as you look around at the crowd around you.
"All right thats enough staring back to work everyone!" He yells as the crowd disperses, you feel more at ease. He notices and says
"Sorry about yanking you through that portal it seems you cant go back now... where are you from? Yoi" he asks as you untense a bit.
"Im from the year twenty twenty three." You state and think
'It seems like im in the past now strange. I better make the best of it since I cant go back now' you think looking up meeting Marcos eyes as hes smiling. You wear a plain expression on your face.
"Heya there im Ace nice to meet you (n) sorry about ol bird brain over here" you look at Marcos side seeing a black shaggy haired man not wearing a shirt with black shorts and a cowboy hat says
"Um ya nice to meet you too?" You say confused as to why your here.
"Wait where am I what year is it?" You question as your head begins to feel fuzzy starting to forget details about where your from. Gripping your head Marco looks concerned.
"Are you all right? Here come with me let me give you a check up. Im a doctor. Yoi" he gently grabs onto your hand and leads you to the infirmary making you blush.
'His hand is so gentle and soft.' You think. Once sitting on a med bed he starts his check up using his stethoscope to gauge your breathing but your heartrate increases with every brush of his hand on your chest. He seems to notice and takes his hand off of you as you blush slightly.
"Shortness of breath.. racing heart rate... Yoi" he puts a hand to your forehead.
"Fever.. Yoi" he jots down your symptoms as hes continuing your check up.
"Even I could tell you im sick right now" you say as you get up grabbing a tissue sneezing then blowing your nose. He jots down your symptoms as he glances back to you.
"Yes your definitely sick what other symptoms do you have? Yoi" you look to him and say
"Hot flashes and cold sweats thats it really. I was on antibiotics for an infection six hundred mgs and it halfed my other medications so im going through withdrawals and now... ill be going through total withdrawals because all my medications were in my time..Greatttt." you say sarcastically as he frowns and says
"Ahh right thats going to be a problem, all right im sorry about that. Unfortunately we dont have anything to help withdrawals but I can do this. Yoi" he reaches his hand out and a blue flame appears as you cringe closing your eyes but then realize its not burning just warm. Opening your eyes you hear him chuckle as you feel some relief. Confused you say
"Whats this magic? Um thank you?" Chuckling he explains all about devil fruits and how they work in this timeline. Very intrigued you listen then smile as he transforms into hybrid form then Phoenix form and back to human.
"Ahh!! Thats so cool!!" You exclaim as he chuckles and says
"You think so? Good. Hey since your stuck here now why dont you join our crew the Whitebeard pirates? Yoi" he asks as your eyes widen.
"Pirates?! We dont have pirates in my time" You yell as Marco seems worried.
'Pirates! This gentle handsome man is a pirate?!' You think as you calm down and ask
"Are you guys good pirates?" He looks shocked then replies
"Well I dont know about that, theres good and bad for everything right? Yoi" you feel stupid for that outburst.
"Ahh yes ... your right sorry it just caught me off gaurd."
"Take your time to think about it theres no pressure. Yoi" he chuckles and you sigh in relief.
"Thanks Marco" you sneeze again and he says
"Here let me get the medicine." He stands from his rolling chair and digs in a cabnet then hands you a bottle of pills.
"Here these should help. Yoi" he says then leaves the room and comes back with a cup of water and hands it to you. You open the pill bottle take one out and swallows it with water. Marco smiles probably that you trust him enough to take medicine from him.
"You still need to meet Pops when do you want to meet him? Yoi" he asks as you cock your head in confusion. Marco sees this and elaborates more
"Pops is the Captain of the Whitebeard pirates his name is Whitebeard or Edward Newgate to be more precise. Yoi" you nod then say
"Ohh well can I meet him now im rather curious" you say as Marco smiles again and says
"Sure follow me Yoi" you both stand as you follow him barefoot out the door to the deck and right before the gaint of a man.
"Hey Pops this is (n) just making sure you meet her before getting her settled for now she hasnt decided on joining yet. Yoi" Marco says as the gaint man looks at you.
"Shes the one you dragged out of that portal earlier. Well since shes allready here get her set up with a room then ill need you to go on a mission. By the way where are you from? lil lady"
Marco tenses up as you noticed.
"Im from the year twenty twenty three." You say then Marco says
"All right Pops ill be back to get the details Yoi" Whitebeard nods then waves you both away. You follow Marco to the rooms and he leads you to a single person small room as you look around the room you say
"Cute." And he replies
"Its not much but its cozy. Yoi" he hands you your room key with the corresponding number on it. You set your pills on the dresser.
"Thanks." You say locking up then putting the key into your pocket then follow him back on deck as he gets details for his mission.
"..... so itll probably take a week to complete" Edward says to Marco as Marco replies.
"Allright got it Pops. Yoi" Marco turns looking for someone then walks up to Ace you following him silently.
"Hey Ace take care of her while im gone itll be a week. I better get going. Yoi" you see the black haired man named Ace say with no shirt on
"You got it Marco" he smiles then give a thumbs up to Marco. Painiced a bit you look to Marco and say
"Your leaving allready?!" He turns to you and chuckles.
"Yes im the first devision commander. I have a reputation to upkeep. Dont worry Ace will take good care of you. Ill be back before you know it little bird. Once I get back we can talk more. Yoi" he says and pats your head causing you to blush slightly both men taking note. Marco transforms into Phoenix form and flies up and away as you watch him. Then you hear Ace say
"Dam I wish someone would stare at me like that" he chuckles which makes you blush again and motions you over to him while hes drinking with friends. He goes to the cantina and grabs another mug of booze your assuming and hands it to you.
"So (n) how old are you cutie?" Ace asks you
"Im thirty how old are you?"
"Im just twenty haha you dont look your age at all I thought you were closer to my age not Marcos" you look at him quizzically.
"What? How old is Marco?" You ask as he replies
"Marcos forty four." He smiles at you bumping mugs and says "Cheers!"
"Cheers wait hes forty four?! He totally doesnt look it" you blab out which makes Ace laugh and give you the ahha so you like him eyes, so you gulg down some ale trying to cover your blush.
"So whats twenty twenty three like?" Ace asks
"Hmm my memories getting more fuzzy the longer im here but I remember that theres more land than water people drive cars instead of ships."
"Whats a car?" Ace sounds intrigued as he gulps down some booze
"A car is a machine that transports people or things like a ship but is much smaller on wheels on roads like wagons. But their must faster going up to two hundred mph or miles per hour" he almost spat out his drink.
"Woah thats fast!" And you nod smiling now warming up to him more as he was peppy. He smiles back and refills your drink for you.
"Thanks Ace but I shouldnt drink that much." You admit
"No one around here cares if your tipsy or drunk (n)"
"I figured as much since your pirates. So why should I join you guys give me a good reason?" He looks shocked.
"What you havent joined yet? Well for one were all family here and for two we will all protect you from now on"
'Protect me? But im safe if I just stay on the ship right?' You think as Ace grabs another refill and you just sip on your second mug.
~At Dinner~
"We have a guest from the year twenty twenty three. Now treat her with respect as Marco brought her here but hes off on a mission right now... also....(words, words, words)....." You hear Pops say as Ace glances at you from your side. You hear murmurs then some claps and a whistle. Ace said you could sit in Marcos spot when dinner started.
~In The Middle Of The Week~
The week had been pretty uneventful. You discovered that Ace was the second devision commander, Thatch was the fourth devision and Izou was the sixteenth devision. They all sat at your booth during dinner so you grew found of them. Your withdrawals have been getting worse you felt so weak you mainly slept and ate and drank but today you unlocked your door then felt arms drag you out of your room into the hallway where no one was right now.
"So you belong to Marco huh? Well see about that pretty lady" One rookie says while pinning your arms above your head and grabbing your throat. Another rookie starts unzipping his pants. You scream as loud as you can
"ACE HELP!!!" Hoping he would come to save you. The first rookie covers your mouth then says
"Shit she screame-" you bit his fingers down to the bone as he yells then you hear a familiar voice
"Sorry fellas we dont have room on this ship for traitors!" seeing Ace punch the first rookie KOing him then punches the second with his pants open KOing him too, you falling to the floor huffing for air then go up and hug Ace.
"Thank you!" You say as he pets your (L) hair.
"Its all good now my pretty girl. They wont be bothering you anymore." He says then realizes your crying. He wraps his arms around you rubbing your back saying
"Shh there there its okay now your safe. Marco will be back sooner than you think and he can protect you too" you stop crying eventually and release Ace letting him dragging the two who were knocked out to deck and throwing them over board after grabbing their room keys.
"See all good!" Ace beams at you.
"Yea ...." you say shaken up still.
"Why dont you start hanging out with me until Marco gets back?" He says and you just nod.
~On Sunday So One Full Week Has Passed~
You hung out with Ace when youd leave your room and help him with paperwork over the rest of the week. You started opening up more to him, Thatch and Izou. Your withdrawals were a bitch and you knew itd take at least a month before they lessened. You shake slightly wherever you go. Today was supposed to be when Marco got back so you were sitting on a barrel on deck with Ace drinking and talking.
"Hey Ace why was I-"
"Hey look who it is!" He points to the sky and you turn your head to see a blue Phoenix fly onto deck and transform into human form. You see Marco headed to Pops probably to report in. You get up and run over to him embracing him in a hug.
"Marco! Your back!" You yell happily as he smiles, chuckles and looks down at you petting your head.
"I see someone missed me haha. Here follow me I need to report in. Yoi" you let go of him and follow him up to Pops. After his report he looks to you and asks
"So have you decided on joining or not (n)? Yoi" you nod and reply
"Yes ill join but im afraid all I can help with is paperwork haha" you giggle as Pops says
"Well then welcome aboard (n) Child why dont you fill the first devisions assistant spot then?" You nod
"That sounds great ill try my best Pops!" You chime and shuffle your feet nervously. Marco leads you over to Ace and Aces buddies and asks
"So how was the week? Yoi" Ace sighs and says
"Well there was only one incident but I took care of it and her. You two probably have alot to talk about dont you?" Marco nods as he leads you to his room unlocking it and letting you inside leaving the door open to make you feel better. He sits on the couch resting his head on the back, you sit next to him.
"Hey Marco so whyd you bring me here?" He tenses at the question glances at you and sighs
"Well.. before I brought you here. I went to a fortune teller and she said the person id bring through the portal would be my soulmate... Yoi" he blushes lightly resting his eyes. You also blush a deep red as he meant you.
"I see well then...im not opposed to the idea..." you say and blush harder which makes him look to you with a shocked expression.
"My world sucked to be honest haha I like the simple things in life anyways." You smile as he pats your head you leaning into his hand.
"Someones cuddlely haha if you want cuddles all you have to do is ask. Yoi" he states as he withdrew his hand you pout.
"I said you have to ask silly. Yoi" blushing super red you ask
"Marco... could I have cuddles please?" He smiles at you saying
"Of course my little bird come here. Yoi" he pats beside him and you scoot over then lean on his chest as he wraps an arm around you. Shaking slightly from withdrawals he asks
"Have you been taking your medicine? How are your withdrawals going my little bird? How are you getting along on the ship? Yoi" you look up at him meeting his gaze
"Yes I always take my medicine and they got worse honestly it sucks so much. Im doing okay im slowly getting used to everything." You say shaking he transforms into hybrid form and wraps his wings around you.
"We can stay like this for awhile if you want. Yoi" you hear him say as you reply
"Id like that Marco your so warm it feels so nice. Thank you for being so kind" your shaking lessens.
'Hes so laid back its so nice' you think.
"Of course my silly birdie. Yoi" you both dont move and eventually you fall asleep on him. You dream of your old timeline when you awoken by something
"(N)... (n).... Yoi" you hear as your brought back to consciousness. You rub your eyes as you look up and see a smiling Marco looking down at you, petting your hair with his wings. You blush and your sure he takes note of your face. You sit up as he transforms back to human form.
"Whatsup Marco?" You ask sleepily yawning. He chuckles and says
"Its dinner time sleepyhead. Yoi" you look at him and say
"Yay~ food"
"Here come on cutie. Yoi" his comment making you blush, him noticing and smirking. Holding your hand he leads you out and locks his door.
"We didnt talk much sorry I fell asleep" you yawn. He pets your head and says
"Its all right you seemed like you needed the rest so I let you sleep. You looked so cute sleeping. Yoi" he says leading you to his table sliding in the booth then patting beside him you obey and sit next to him.
"Lets congratulate (n) on joining the crew cheers!....(more words)..." Pops says holding up his sake gourd with everyone cheering then drinking. You sip your drink as you dont like alchohol that much you just socially drink and Marco takes note of you. Eating dinner you chat with them all at your table smiling and laughing which makes Marco smile too. After dinner was over you all decided to stay up playing spin the bottle.
"Okay Izou I dare you to take your hair down and say im feelin fabulous!" Ace dares Izou as you all laugh while drinking you were on your third mug feeling quite tipsy but shaking a lot less due to the alcohol. You didnt notice Marcos gaze on you as Izou does the dare and spins the bottle it lands on you and you pick dare for once.
"Allright I dare you to sit on Marcos lap for the rest of the game" Izou says as you blush looking up at Marco he pats his lap and you scoot over sitting on his lap then asking
"Is this okay?"
"Yes dont worry little bird. Yoi" he smiles looking down at you and you smile back turning your attention to the bottle you spin it and it lands on Ace as he picks truth. Thinking hard as the alcohol had tinted your cheeks red you ask
"Hmmm okay whats your body count?" Confused he asks
"What do you mean (n)?"
"How many girls ya slept with?" You correct yourself and he blushes seemingly embarrassed holding up a zero with his hand laughing. He makes you laugh as you lean back into Marcos chest you feel Marco tense up slightly then release. You stay leaning on him as it felt nice.
'Marco feels so nice I can feel his abs and chest why is he so hot?!'
"(N)! (N) (n)!" You hear your name being called and are snapped from your thoughts.
"Huh?"
"Its your turn or were you daydreaming about someone~" they all snicker and laugh while you blush and yell.
"Was not! Im just sleepy!" You hiccup and defend yourself as they all chuckle.
"I pick truth" you say while reaching for your mug but Marco slides your mug away. You look up at him with questioning eyes as he whispers in your ear making you involuntary shiver and the other guys snicker drinking more.
"Cant have my assistant having a hangover tomorrow~ Yoi"
"I dont get hangovers" you correct him as he raises an eyebrow.
"Hey you guys im gonna head to bed let me know how it goes" Thatch says getting up and leaving while Izou stands also
"Same here goodnight everyone" Ace whines and says
"Come on guys things were about to get good!" He yells but stands as you try and crawl out of Marcos lap Ace holds out a hand for you. Taking it you manage to stand swaying a bit.
Yawning you rub your eyes as you hear chuckles. You turn to see Marco stand grabbing your mug headed to the cantina putting them away as Ace looks at you saying
"Well guess its time for bed huh, see ya tomorrow you love birds" Marco chuckles and walks back to you as Ace leaves leaving you alone with Marco. Looking up smiling at him he puts a hand on your back leading you to your room.
"Sweetdreams my little bird. Yoi" he says sweetly and pets your head. Turning to him as you unlock your door you say
"Goodnight handsome" *hiccup* you giggle and wave as he goes back down the hallway to his room. You close the door and lock it as you plop down and curl up in bed falling asleep.
~The Next Morning~
You awake to knocking at your door. With a bed head you go open the door to see
"Goodmorning my little bird slept well I see. Yoi" he chuckles as he fixes your hair.
"Thanks and Goodmorning Marco!" He smiles at you then says
"Time to go to work Yoi" you nod, grab your pills, then lock up and follow Marco to the infirmary. He unlocks the door and lets you in. Sitting across from him at the table he notices your pills and gets you water then hands it to you. Taking your pill, he smiles at you then sets a stack of paperwork on your side of the table. He shows you how to fill out the paperwork and you both get to work. After awhile
"Take a small fifteen minute break (n). Yoi" you look up and nod getting up and headed to the cantina.
"Hey there what can I get yea (n)?" Thatch asks
"I was wondering if I could get a smoothie and what kind does Marco like?" You ask
"Sure lil lady what flavor, weve got melon, strawberry, cherry and pineapple. Oh Marco? He loves anything pineapple" Thatch says
"Could I get a cherry smoothie and could I get a pineapple one for Marco please?" You ask politely smiling.
"Sure! Taking a little break then?" You smile at him and say
"Yup!" Thatch smiles and starts grinding the ice. After he grinds the ice he grinds the fruit and puts them in each mug then stirs and slides them to you taking a sip of yours you blab out
"Thats so fuckin delicious Thatch!!" He chuckles then says
"Glad you like it you better head back to work, he points at the infirmary and your gaze follows his pointing finger to see Marco staring at you through the window.
"Thanks Thatch see ya later!" You say hoping off the barrel grabbing the drinks and walking back to the office. Using your back and elbow you try opening the door but felt it open quickly and you feel yourself fall backwards but am caught by Marco. You hear a chuckle from him as he helps steady you.
"You allright? What have you got there baby bird? Yoi" standing you say
"I got you and me a smoothie here big bird" you turn and hand him his smoothie which he seems surprised.
"Awe thank you. You didnt have to get me this. Yoi"
"Well its hot out and you havent drank much of anything today." You say as he raises an eyebrow
"You keeping tabs on me now? Haha Yoi" he chuckles and sips his drink then his eyes widen slightly.
"Howd you know I love pineapples? Yoi" he asks with a smile. As he stands aside letting you pass him to go to your desk.
"I asked Thatch, he told me" you beamed at him as he nods.
"Allright cutie time to get back to work. Yoi" he says a smile adorning his face.
~October 5th More than Six Months Later~
Whenever the Whitebeard pirates docked at your first island, Marco helped you get some more clothes and shoes etc and womanly products really whatever you needed. Eventually you found out Ace told Marco your age. Marco had said it didnt bother him though. Youve grown quite close to Marco and Ace. Marco and you would cuddle in the open with his wings wrapped around you and Ace would openly flirt with you and give you piggyback rides. You found out a week ago that today is Marcos birthday hes turning forty five today. Your thirty but it doesnt show. Youve been working on something to give him even if it wasnt much.
"Acceee stop pestering me im almost finished here" he looks at your hands while your both chillin in your room on the bed with the door open.
"Ah come on pestering you is my second nine to five" he says laughing as you laugh and reply
"Why dont I believe you? And you go outside those hours you know haha. And done! What do you think will he like it?" You ask as you hand the intricate leather corded bracelet to Ace. He examines it then hands it back to you.
"I think hell love it and if he doesnt ill wear it. And I think hes coming better put it away (n)" Ace says as you put the handmade intricate bracelet with blue and yellow beads on it in your shorts pocket then someone approaches your open door.
"Hey you guys what are you doing? Come out for cake Thatch made. I need Ace to light the candles and (n) blow them out with me Yoi" you see Marco say as he raises an eyebrow to you both being nervous chilling on the single person bed as you both were sitting cross legged.
"Yay cake! I havent had sweets since I got here!" you jump off the bed then put your shoes on and pull Aces arm so hes following you both. Hooking arms with both of them you swing on their arms.
"Your so silly (n)" Ace says while you all make your way to deck you just smiling at them. After getting to deck you all huddle the cake and the rest of the crew is cheering on Marco singing happy birthday as Ace lights the candles Marco asks
"Are you ready (n)? Weve got to get all of them in one go or my wish wont come true Yoi" you nod seriously and giggle as Ace says
"There all lit now blow them out you guys!" You wait for Marco to start blowing the left side as you blow the right side and managed to get all the candles. You clapping, Marco gives you a side hug
"Thanks for your help (n) Yoi" he smiles then releases you as Thatch cuts a slice and hands Marco a plate and fork.
"(N) come share this with me Yoi" Marco says as Ace says
"Happy Birthday Marco!"
"Thanks everyone thanks Ace! Yoi" Marco smiles as he sits down and pats his lap. You instinctively sit on him as he uses the fork to grab some cake and motions for you to eat it off the fork. Looking up at him he says
"Well go on, you were so excited to eat some cake before what happened? Yoi" Marco chuckles as you say
"But its YOUR birthday Marco the birthday boy should eat the first bite" he chuckles then eats the bite of cake off the fork them gets another fork full motioning for you to eat it. Blushing red you open your mouth as he gently lets the fork slide off your mouth.
'Ahh! An indirect kiss?!' You think. Putting your hands to your cheeks you yell
"Ahh thats sooo good and its pineapple flavored!!" You both hear Thatch say thank you from over where the gaint cake was as you notice everyones drinking and partying now with cake slices everywhere. Marco continues to feed himself and you till you both finished the cake. Ace came over handing Marco and you a mug of ale.
"Thanks Ace, Yoi" you both say at the same time which makes you both laugh and him chuckle. After awhile of drinking on your third mug
'Oh shit I almost forgot his gift' you think
"Hey Marco close your eyes real quick" he obeys as you squirm on his lap to get the bracelet out of your pocket. You hold his hand seeing a light blush over Marcos face makes you blush at holding his hand. You gently slip on the bracelet then say
"Okay open!" He obeys then looks at his wrist and smiles
"Wow its so intricate is this what you were hiding in your room? Yoi" he smirks as you blush red
"Hey howd you know?! Did you eavesdrop on us?!" You yell he just shrugs
"You were hiding something. Yoi" he says raising an eyebrow at you which makes you giggle
"Okay you caught me big bird" you say and lean against his chest face red as he chuckles petting your hair
"Thank you for the gift ill treasure it Yoi" making you smile into his chest. After drinking your third mug you felt slightly tipsy and were cuddling Marco as he used his wings to cuddle you back.
"Hey Marco its been awhile wheres (n) did she go to bed allready?" You hear Ace ask
"Shes right here. I think shes tipsy though. Yoi" You feel Marco lower his wings revealing your face against his chest as you open your eyes to see Ace and blush as your hugging Marcos waist.
"Your sure cuddly (n) makin me jelious over here haha. Do you want to join our game?" Ace asks. You rub your eyes and hop off of Marco grabbing your mug while Marco changes back to human form grabbing his mug drinking.
"Sure Ace whats the game?" You ask swaying a bit.
"Drunken truth or dare" Ace says as you facepalm.
"Ace im allready feeling it" he grabs your hand as you know Marco follows you both.
"Too bad! You allready said sure!" Ace chimes and you sigh in defeat. Sitting in the circle that was forming you waited for everyone to refill their mugs. Marco filling yours and sitting next to you with Ace on your other side. Halfway through the game you picked truth two times meaning you had to drink two mugs of ale and if you werent tipsy before you definitely were tipsy now. The bottle lands on you as Thatch says
"Truth or dare (n)"
"Uhm dare"
"Okay I dare you to kiss one of the men here" Thatch snickers as he glances at Marco which you didnt cetch since you were tipsy. Blush adding to the redness in your face you glare at Thatch who chuckles
"You cant switch unless you chug your mug" he says as you look around the circle them all looking at you blushing even more you turn to Marco and quickly reach up holding onto his shoulders kissing him on the lips then sit back down blushing seeing Marco blush too.
"Okay I did it!" You yell spinning the bottle as everyone chuckles.
"(N) I said kiss I didnt say where to kiss" he laughs as you glare at him flipping him off. The bottle lands on Izou which he chugs his drink and you ask
"So do you have any fetishes?" To which he blushes
"Yess (n)" and you laugh with everyone as he spins the bottle it landing on Marco.
"Ill do dare. Yoi" Izou smirks as he says
"Okay I dare you to kiss (n)" chuckling Marco turns to you leaning down sweet soft lips meeting yours then departing as they all clap you blushing even more if that was possible him chuckling at you.
Marco spins the bottle it landing on Ace as Ace says
"Truth" and chugs his mug.
"All right do you have a secret crush? Yoi" Ace blushes and says
"Yes okay" waving it off as he gets up to refill his mug while you giggle. Once he comes back he spins the bottle it landing on you again.
You gulg down your mug as he asks
"Allright (n) who is your crush?"
"You guys stop embarrassing me!" You whine as you sway and gently punch Aces arm making him laugh at you.
"Ughh fine" you close your eyes cross your arms and take a deep breath as you respond.
"Its Marco.." you admit blushing deep red as you felt a pair of strong arms drag you onto a lap. You allready knew whose lap you were on, Marcos since you both would cuddle a lot.
"Awee (n) It seems like he feels the same" Ace chuckles as you look up at Marco him smiling wide then pecks your forehead. You continue playing spin the bottle then Izou, Thatch and Ace call it a night as your left with Marco alone on deck now. Looking up to him you lean up kissing his cheek then say
"Happy birthday Marco I hope it was okay" looking at you he leans down kissing your soft lips as you wrap your arms around his neck. Kissing turns into making out as you reciprocate. Finally breaking for air your blushing like mad giggling.
"So who do you like handsome" you ask as he chuckles.
"Your definitely drunk but I like you too silly to bad you probably wont remember tomorrow." Staring into his eyes you decide to be bold
"Well I might remember if you cuddle with me tonight" you blush but your drunk face was allready enveloped in red.
"Ouu is that an invitation? Yoi" he asks chuckling as you nod.
"Sorry but we wont fit on your bed how about you cuddle with me on mine? Yoi" you just nod and he picks you up bridal style then head to his room unlocking it then locking it once in he sets you on the bed as he undresses his jacket showing off his abs and chest which you couldnt stop staring at.
"See something you like? Yoi" you hear as you blush even more and nod making Marco blush as he comes to the bed sliding in. Him gently pushing you down into his chest. Wrapping his arms around you pulling you as close as possible to him. Your hand cups his cheek as he stares into your eyes.
"Hey so what was your wish?" You whisper.
"I cant tell you silly but it came true. Yoi" Giggling you lean up your lips meet his closing both your eyes you make out as he clutches you close. Feeling a twitch in his pants makes you wet but you know your limits. Breaking for air you huffing he says
"Go to sleep my little bird. Yoi" he nuzzles your head kissing your head into his warm chest as you obey placing both your hands on his chest letting the hum of his heartbeat lul you to sleep.
~The Next Morning~
Your woken up with kisses on your head.
"(N)~ little bird~ Yoi" you come too and open your eyes to see Marco and your cuddling on his bed.
"How are you? You drank a lot last night. Do you remember anything? Yoi" he says as you blush everything comes rushing back to you. Blushing deep red he chuckles
"I remember yea unless it was all a dream." You say. He leans down kissing you as you reciprocate kissing him back. Making out for awhile he breaks for air as your both huffing.
"It was no dream dear. Yoi" he says making you blush.
"So ... you like me too?..." you whisper as he rubs your back.
"Yes I do. Yoi" he admits a light blush dusting his face and yours. Wrapping your arms around his waist you sigh as he asks
"(N) would you be my..... girlfriend? Yoi" shocked you blush a deep red with a look like is that okay? Making him chuckle. Him petting your head he says
"Dont worry its all right. So what do you say? Yoi" he asks as you reply
"Id love that Marco" you smile then lean up to kiss him again. He reciprocates kissing back as he clutches you close. Breaking for air he says
"Allright we have to get to work my little bird. Yoi" smiling at you he slides out of bed putting his glasses on as you pout. He chuckles and hands you the key to the infirmary.
"Why dont you go get started in the infirmary while I finish getting ready. Yoi" he says. You reluctantly slide out of bed saying
"Okay big bird ill go do that" he leans down pecking your lips.
"Good girl. Yoi" he says making you blush as your let out of his room. Everyone knew youd wear some outfits more than one day in a row so wearing this outfit again wasnt a problem. But coming out of the first commanders room the next day turned some heads but noone said anything to you since everyone knew you both were so close anyways.
You walk to the infirmary and open it, grab a stack of papers, and walk to your chair setting them down then sitting down starting paperwork. Soon Marco walked in with wetish hair.
'He must have needed to take a shower. Dont get a nose bleed (n) ahh! Marco in the shower. Ahh!! Me and Marco in the shower ahh!!!!!'
"(N)~ (n)~ ohh (n)~ Yoi" Marcos voice pulls you from your thoughts.
"Im not daydreamin I swear!" you yell as he chuckles and raises an eyebrow.
"Dont even ask" you blush deep red as he laughs now.
"I wasnt planning on it silly. But now im curious what were you day dreaming about? Yoi" hiding your face in your hands you peek at him through your fingers.
"Its nothing!"
"Okay okay Yoi" he says chuckling and sits in his swivel chair grabbing a stack of allready done paperwork from your side of the table that he needs to finish. After you quickly finish up the rest of your paperwork for the day you notice Marco finishing his. Walking over behind him you start giving him a shoulder massage.
"Mhhh feels s'good Yoi" he sits straight as you work your magic.
"Im glad you like it handsome" you say rubbing out the knots. He lets out a soft moan which makes you feel hot down there and blush. Slowly sliding your hands down his chest you kiss his cheek then neck making him shiver. Resting your head on his shoulder he says
"Now how am I supposed to get any work done with you doing all this to me? Yoi" he whines as you giggle.
"Ill stop then" you say and were about to pull away when he gently grabs your hands on his chest.
"Nevermind I like it Yoi" he says which makes you giggle on his neck causing him to shiver slightly.
"Oh you like this?" You say kissing his cheek then butterfly kissing his neck.
"Yes I definitely like this. Yoi" he continues to work but keeps stopping.
"You know what come here. Your too distracting my little bird. Yoi" he pats his lap to which you obey, sit on him resting your head against his chest and kiss the side of his neck one last time. Feeling a bit of a bulge below you makes you blush as he leans down and kisses you, soft lips on yours. Him holding your back for support, you both make out and you slide your tounge out as he reciprocates flicking your tounge bar. After some time you break for air huffing, face red, pussy wet in your shorts. Him chuckles smiling at your face and cups your cheek.
"Is someone embarrassed or just hot and bothered? Yoi" he asks calling you out, making you bury your head in his chest, him chuckling more.
"You know its perfectly natural to have such feelings. Yoi" he says as your heart feels like its gonna burst out of your chest. He seems to notice as he says
"Seems I was right haha. Dont worry beautiful well go at your pace. Whenever your ready. Yoi" you nod against his chest as he continues doing paperwork. Once he finishes his paperwork he lets out a sigh seeing you cuddled against his chest.
"(N) working hours are over, want to get some drinks then cuddle? Yoi" sleepy you nod and get off of him. Yawning you follow him to the cantina.
"Hey Thatch can we get some smoothies going please? Yoi" Marco asks.
"Sure how are you guys doing today? I overheard someone slept in the same room last night" Thatch looks to you and winks while Marco chuckles. Your face going red Marco notices and says
"Its not like that Thatch my little bird just wanted cuddles. Yoi"
"Ahh right." Thatch says as he slides over the drinks.
"Thanks Thatch!" You squeal.
"Thanks. Yoi"
"Sure anytime you lovebirds haha" Thatch chuckles as you both go over to the table sliding in the booth Marco pats his lap and you obey sitting on him while you both finish your drinks. Cuddling into his chest you shiver and hold your head.
"Brain freeze owww!" Whispering in your ear
"You need to learn how to not suck it down so quick. What am I going to do with you my little bird? haha Yoi" he chuckles then uses his flames on your head.
"Thanks handsome" you say and kiss his chest making him transform into hybrid form covering you in blue wings as you continue to kiss his chest then neck. Feeling a bulge again you nip at his neck causing him to bite his lip muffling a soft moan.
"My my what are you trying to do to me my baby bird? Keep this up and ill have to punish you. Yoi" Marco whispers as you look up to him with a devilish grin.
"Oh ya what did you have in mind?" You say boldly which shocks him then he squeezes your thigh with his wing making a moan escape from you. Blushing deep red you stare into his eyes with your lewd glossy eyes. Whispering in your ear
"Are you sure? You dont know who your messing with little bird. Yoi" he slightly growls as you cut him off kissing him as he clutches your thigh the heat getting to you making you even more wet. Breaking for air you say
"Im sure Marco my sweet handsome man" you say as he transforms into human form and picks you up bridal style walking to his room turning some heads but you see Marco is just smiling as normal as he opens his room and locks the door gently throwing you on the bed he sits next to you as you sit up and lean on him. He takes off his jacket hanging it from the bed pole railing as you blush at him again.
"What are you blushin at baby bird? Yoi" he asks as he kisses your cheek then makes his way down to your neck making your heart race and making you shiver. Chuckling he cups your face and kisses you which turned into making out as you wrap your arms around his neck soft moans fall from your lips as he gives a moan in response him wrapping his arms around your waist. Breaking for air you couldnt help but blush. He tugs at the bottom of your shirt then asks
"Are you sure (n)? Yoi" putting your hands on his you help him take your shirt off revealing your black lace bra blushing he gently kisses the crevasse of your breasts as he unbuttons and unzips your shorts sliding them down as you kick off your shoes. You run your hands through his hair. He bends down kissing your lips as he undoes your bra revealing your pierced breasts. He licks one of your nipples then starts sucking as you let out a moan shuffling your legs as he slides off your panties with some effort.
"Ahh! Marco feels good" you see his bulge against his pants so you unbutton his pants but have trouble since he has a sash and jewelry adorning his side. Marco stops sucking and undoes his pants sliding them off leaving his shoes on as he slides his boxers off too revealing quite the package ten inch cock dripping with precum. Smiling you lean forward
"What are yo-! Yoi" taking his cock in your mouth you hear a moan escape from his lips as you swirl your tounge around his tip. Swirling your tounge bar around his crevasse of his mushroom head you start sucking, slowly going deeper and deeper making moans fall from Marcos lips
"Fuckk! Dam it (n) that feels so good! Yoi" after a couple minutes your deep throating him, humming keeping pace making him grip the bed railing he pulls you off of him throwing you on the bed.
"Your in for it now. Yoi" you see blue flames in his eyes as he spreads your legs hands gripping your thighs as he bends down and you feel his velvety tounge inbetween your folds of your pussy sucking on your folds and entrance as he sticks his long tongue in your wepping hole.
"Ahhh!!! Marco!! Yes!!!" You yelp as your thighs twitch trying to close but he holds them firmly in place while skillfully eating you out.
"Marco!! Gonna ahh gonna cum!!" You yell as he thrusts in and out with his tounge.
"Fuckk!! Marco im cum-ming" you felt your walls constrict around his tounge as he laps up your juices. After cleaning you with his tounge, he crawls on top of you his lips meeting yours as you kiss then he breaks off asking
"Are you ready my little bird? Yoi" you look at him with a lewd expression nodding.
"Yes im ready Marco~" you run your hands through his hair as he positions his precumming dick at your entrance slowly inserting himself as you gasp at his girth as he slides his full tip in making you moan
"Ahh Marco your so big!!" He chuckles and starts thrusting, slowly inching his way in you as you grip the sheets. Feeling his sweet lips on yours you reciprocate wrapping your arms around his neck playing with his hair. Parting for air he finally bottoms out in you reached your cervix making you moan loudly.
"Fuckk! (n) your so tight" you hear him say as you moan
"Ahh god! Marco your so fuckin big! You hit my wall!" He chuckles while moaning. Suddenly you both hear a knock on his door. He puts a finger up to his lips for you to stay silent as he continues to thrust into you. Biting your tounge, you try not to moan.
"Who is it? Yoi"
"Hey its Ace have you seen (n)? I wanted to ask her something." Ace says through the door.
"Shes right here, were talking well be out soon. Yoi" he smiles while he thrusts extra deep into your g spot, at right here causing tears to form and you to actually bite your tounge. You dig your nails into his shoulders.
"Okay Ill ask her later, well have fun you two" you hear Ace walk off as Marco chuckles
"You did so well baby bird should I reward you now? Yoi" as he continues his slow paced thrusts, gasping for air you say
"Please yes Marco! Your gonna make me cum again!" You say squeezing your pussy muscle.
"Ou you naughty girl! Maybe I should punish you instead? Yoi" you shake your head no releasing your muscle as he chuckles
"So you think you deserve a reward now? Yoi" you shake your head yes as he says
"Since youve been so cooperative, I suppose ill reward you. Yoi" saying as he folds you into a mating press making you moan
"Ahh fuckk yes!! Marco sssoo deeep!!" You hear him chuckle as he picks up his pace now hitting your g spot every time, that ball of heat in your abdomen begging for release.
"God!! Your sso good aat thatt!! Gonna cumm!!" He smiles at you keeping a good pace as he continuously hits your spot.
"Cum on my cock (n)!! Yoi" he yells in your ear thrusting deeper if possible, sending you over the edge. Your face contorts into a lewd expression as you come to your third orgasm this time being more powerful
"Ahh!! Marco!!! Im .. im s'soo good! cumming!!" He picks up the pace, thrusting through your high as he starts to relentlessly pound you.
Moaning uncontrollably now you start to drool.
"You like that? Like my cock buried deep in your pussy? Yoi" he asks loudly as you nod
"Yess big bird!! I love it!!" You yell with tears in your eyes as he smirks. Going at now a break neck speed he moans with you. Feeling your self cum prematurely your walls clamp on his cock making him grunt but continue thrusting.
"Naughty girl tell me when your gonna cum! Yoi" he thrusts extra deep at the word cum, making you a moaning mess.
"Ssorry!" You yell hanging onto his neck.
"Shit! Im close! Where should I cum? Yoi" looking at him with lidded sex driven eyes managing to get out
"My birth control is still effective so cum in me Big bird!" his eyes widening
"Are you sure my good girl? Yoi"
"Yes please I need you!!" you moan out loudly as he continues his speed and thrusts as deep as he can feel your greedy hole sucking his cock deep in your womb.
"Get ready (n) im about to cum deep inside you! Yoi" Just hearing his words make your abdomen burn you about to cum again also.
"Mar-co im go-nna Im gonn-a cum!" yelling as you dig your nails into his shoulders.
"Cum on my cock baby bird cum with me! Yoi" He bends down sucking hard on your neck leaving his marks on you.
"Ye-s fir-st comm-ader!!!" your tounge out, you gasping for air. You feel one of his hands on your abdomen him feeling his cock splitting your womb open as he thrusts into you. His cock twitches in you as his cock stiffens you knowing that means a male is about to cum.
"Im gonna cum little bird! Yoi"
"Me too" you both yell as you feel your cunt swallow his dick, walls clamping down makes his cock squirt his gaint load into you.
"Fuck im cumming big bird!!"
"Im cumming too!! Take my hot seed (n)!! Yoi" Marco moans as he thrusts through both your sex highs.
"Fuc-kkk!!! Go-d Mar-co y-es!!" you moan as he slowly comes to halt. Slowly letting your legs down with a gasp from you, he slides you closer to him making his cock go all the way into you pressing your cervix as he picks you up. Stepping into the shower with your fucked out face arms around his neck legs around his torso. As he holds your ass and back, he chuckles as you both regain your breath, him faster than you since hes also a fighter.
"Was it that good my little bird? Yoi" chuckling he stares into your eyes as he turns on the water. Having developed a deep blush you respond
"Uh huh"
"Im gonna pull out now little bird. Yoi" him chuckling, you nod and gasp as he holds you up while sliding his gaint cock out of you. Once he pops out his tip you moan loudly as he sets your feet on the floor feeling both your cum dripping out of you. Leaning against his chest your sure he can feel your legs twitching.
"I dont think I can walk straight Marco" chuckling he pets your head as he soaps you both up then helps clean you after himself him fingering your throbbing cunt soaping it up then letting the water rinse away all the soap. Moaning at his touch you kiss his chest as he turns off the water. Shivering at the loss of heat, he steps out handing you a towel as you walk out legs twitching as he transforms into hybrid form wrapping his warm wings around you holding you close to him. Leaning into his chest you close your eyes as he holds you, the water evaporating off you both. Once dry he takes your towel and puts it into the hamper as you both get dressed.
"How do you feel now my little bird? Yoi"
"I feel much better thank you Big bird~" you coo to him. He helps you get dressed as he dresses too. You both exit his room as he locks it, he bends down and says
"Here hop on Yoi" obeying you hop on his back as he hikes you up on his back holding your thighs, he walks you both to dinner turning some heads. He lets you down at the table and he slides in patting his lap as you obey sitting on him.
"Talking my ass" You hear Ace say at the table making you cock your head to the side. He just points to his neck as you realize what he meant. Marco had marked you it rushing back to you, you blushing deep red as Thatch, Izou and Marco just chuckle. Marco petting your head as Ace says
"You coulda just said you guys were busy"
"Uh huh because that always works with you" you say to Ace crossing your arms. Ace gives you a face and you giggle.
"So im guessing you two finally are a thing?" Ace raises an eyebrow as you hear from behind you
"Yea haha my sweet little birdie couldnt help herself Yoi" looking up at Marco you blush deep red as you turn to your side resting your head against his chest yawning.
"Awee is someone tired~ Yoi" he lets the word tired roll off his tounge making you blush harder. Glancing up to him then closing your eyes you just nod. Snickering Ace says
"Ya I bet your tired~"
~Six Months Later~
The Whitebeard pirates stopped off at an bar island, Ace piggybacked rode you to the bar. Marco said hed be there soon that hes finishing up first commander things. After awhile of chatting with Ace.
"So I over heard that one of the nurses likes you Ace~" You say as you both drink some ale.
"Really now which one?"
"Kiki"
"Oh Kiki now ya shes super cute. What should I say to her?" Ace asks while sipping his ale.
"Just ask her how she is doing use an icebreaker then see what she says dummy." You giggle as you hear some pirates walk in making a ruckus turning to look but felt an arm wrap around you as your mug falls from your hand. You realize the man who had you also had a knife to your neck.
"Ace!"
"Dont move Fire Fist Ace shes ours now!" Your assuming the leader of these thugs. You notice Ace look behind you as most of this guys crew was faceing the bar.
"Oh you dont have to worry about me saving her" Ace says as you feel a presence behind you and the leader lowers the knife slightly confused.
"What? Whaddya mean?" The thug leader asks.
"He means me! Yoi" The thug leader turns around but sees his crew knocked out in one attack of Marcos hybrid form then before you know it your freed from the thug leader grip and Marco kicked him through the door out onto the street. Marco transforming into human form walks out the door to outside. You follow with Ace in tow outside and see Marco punching the thug leader into unconsciousness.
"Marco hes out!" You and Ace yell to him. He stops and walks over to you putting an arm around your waist pulling you with him with Ace in tow.
Suddenly you wake up in your bed beads of sweat pour down your body. Looking around you just see your room headphones playing the One Piece theme songs. Slowly realizing that you had just had a vivid dream you start crying. Tears flowing down your face tears staining your shirt and covers.
"It was just a dream.... just a dream..."
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sergeifyodorov · 2 months
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favorite current player from every team?
>:]
BOS - pasta (love hate relationship) (only bruin i can fully embrace when leafs arent playing them tbh)
BUF - i have few strong feelings towards most sabres but i think ras dahlin. because he sucks <3
DET - moris.... alex lyon close second tbh
FLA - sergei bobrovsky. see boston
MTL - slaykovsky (or arber maybe?)
OTT - claude.
TBL - this is a difficult one but my beautiful eyebrowless mother steven stamkos probably numero uno
TOR - auston (virgo)
CAR - seth jarvis, who is great because unlike the deep jock bro attitude that permeates seemingly every other hockey boy, or even the slight self-importance of the various and sundry catholic school types, he possesses the good-natured self-deprecation instincts of a right proper Normal Bitchass Gen Z
CBJ - i am a patrik laine shooter forever and always
NJD - nico. he's hot
NYR - igor because that man is both an elite goaltender AND a man with some of the most beautiful eyes on the planet. sympathies to my fellow only child of divorce artemi panarin also
NYI - barzy...?
PHI - if i didn't say teekay id be rounded up in the streets and shot. good thing it's teekay though
WSH - class of 15 instincts say dylan first overall pick disease and my dick say ovi
ARI - SOOOO hard to choose because i need firmly for alex kerfoot to know that i want him to come back to leafland but also clayton keller is out there... clay. picking clay
CHI - bedsy obviously. eyebrow twins <3
COL - good stick lehky the universe may be committed to making ppl forget about you constantly by making you get injured all the time. but EYE have not forgotten
DAL - wyatt johnston my english classmate <- before you ask. no i have never actually met this man it's a joke about him being my age and torontonian
MIN - flower
NSH - difficult choice... ror and evangelista both delights but juuse saros... juuse saros my beloved
STL - vladik tarasenko. he's still a blue in my HEART ok actual real answer is brayden schenn but i wish the blues tanked for and successfully got celebrini or bedard or something because like. their current Narrative Relevance is being "jordan binnington's team" and that's not a fate any hockey team deserves
WPG - i think we should ask hockey players who the most underrated player in the league is again but we should tell them beforehand if they pick sasha barkov they get pepper sprayed. anyway if im a hockey player in that situation im answering nik ehlers
ANA - that adorable child with the stutter leo carlson
CGY - naz
EDM - connie
LAK - kopi
SJS - it USED to be duke but now we can't have nice things (loving happy family etc) so purely because of various sharks and sharks-adjacent mutuals i have, im taking a hard turn into creaturehood and picking ekky
SEA - who is on this team
VAN - quinnifer always forever no doubt about it
VGK - the spiritual and transgender bond i share with jack eichel cannot be broken
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yermes · 9 months
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PAC: 🦈
Since my favorite thing ever is talking about myself let me tell y abt my week. 🩷 my birthday was Monday and was also the start of the hardest training block this summer so I was MIA and just dead all week. Then shark week started (my period) before we climbed the hardest climb in the state (12th hardest in the country) where I literally FELL OFF MY BIKE and had to jump back on at the steepist part and it was so steep for so long I couldn’t run up or down to a flat I had to free ball it. Literally the whole week was an absolute struggle and now we have an extra day off and im laying in bed abt to make a iced coffee but complaining rn is way more important 🩷. You may be at a steep part of your life and fallen off your bike but HERE ARE SOME WAYS YOU CAN GIDDY UP.
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Seven of Pents 🦑
Netzach, Lord of Success Unfulfilled
You had your hopes high and they fell to the floor and were crushed under foot. Any small gain had no lasting benefit. You wasted your time. You sit looking at how much you have to climb and your broken bike. But even still. You made it this far. You had some small goal and you accomplished that? Break things up into small segments. Firstly, get back on the bike. Second, get both of your feet strapped in the pedals. Thirdly, get your rhythm going again. Fourth, inch more and more ahead each time. Do not look back. Learn from failures and keep moving.
Prince of cups 🪼
21° lib 20° scorp, Air in the waters of Binah, Tiphareth
Use the combination of spirit and soul and lift others up to lift yourself up. Im sorry bitch but when you hit the ground like that and your head is swimming with cruelty at yourself fake it till you make it. Be positive and courageous till you can do it for real. Be bigger than your circumstances which I know is hard but put your game face on and fight through the emotional pain to feel that compassion and warmth at the end.
Four of wands (reversed) 🦞
Chesed, Lord of Perfected Work, Venus 3. in Aries, 20°–30°. Angels Nanael and Nithal
Girl you fell off your bike hard and now you are nervous. You feel rushed and anxious and backed into a corner. You feel like you need to make a rash decision. But calm down. It’s perfectly normal that once you fall you let out a scream and you are shaky getting back up. Once you gather your nerves look and see how you can actually get on and stay on. Don’t feel anxious just take the time you need do. Not. Be. Rash.
Princess of wands 🐅
Venus in the fire signs, Earth in the fires of Aziluth, Malkuth
Use the physical hurt as fuel for your fire and let that fire under your ass make you kick it into high gear. You have an unstable hunger to finish what you started do not let this physical set back stunt you mentally. Use this hiccup as fuel and fucking book it.
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merakiui · 1 year
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one thing to note about the tweels that i really like is how floyd=🦈 jade=🐬. sharks are usually depicted as these monstrous creatures whereas we see dolphins in a kinder light but its quite the opposite, as far as my memory serves me. especially their teeth too! jades are small sharp, floyds are big sharp. ok now as im writing this it kinda feels like ive already sent something similar..
Putting the reply under the cut because it became long again. ^^;;;
Yes!! Jade looks and acts harmless, but he can be quite dangerous when he needs to be. It's like that advice they tell you when you encounter wild animals: appreciate from afar, but don't interfere or tread too deep into their territory. You could apply this warning to Jade because he's the one you should be most wary of out of the trio.
Floyd might seem like the walking red flag because he boasts his dangers carelessly (he even explained his unique magic in book three, which (if I remember correctly) Jade had been a little displeased with his willingness to reveal his tricks so simply). And Azul is so obviously too good to be true, so it can be easy to consider his and Floyd’s red flags (at least the ones you can see on the surface). But Jade doesn’t have any surface-level red flags. He really just seems like a boring, normal, bland guy who just happens to be Floyd’s twin. He isn’t as memorable as Floyd or Azul because he doesn’t immediately do anything that would stick in your mind.
When comparing the teeth, Jade's are thinner and more needle-like, whereas Floyd's are larger and chunkier (definitely more shark-like). Jade's teeth kind of remind me of a lamprey (more so just the small size and needle-like appearance/sharpness) while Floyd's definitely feel like a shark's teeth.
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The slight difference in teeth size/shape is interesting because it suits Jade and Floyd’s characters! Small teeth are easy to hide in smiles but also just as easy to tease, which is probably why Jade doesn’t fully smile as often as Floyd does. You only see him truly grin (showing his teeth) when he’s being malicious, threatening, or scheming. Then you’ll know he’s a danger. He also tends to do these little close-lipped smiles, which he then shields with his hand (usually he does it when he chuckles and he brings his hand up to his mouth as well). It’s interesting to consider because Jade doesn’t want you to know he’s menacing until you’ve fallen into his trap, and only then will he reveal the multiple dangers in his mouth.
Big teeth are a little more difficult to keep hidden, even with the smallest of smiles, but Floyd also likes to smile a lot and showcase his teeth (much like how he openly threatens to choke out students if they get on his nerves/break contract/etc). Floyd reacts swift and violently; he’s very verbal about the things he wants to do and he’ll act upon his whims right at that moment. Jade keeps his desires hidden and he builds up to it, much like how one would take steps towards well-kindled revenge. Floyd is like lightning that touches down very quickly and is over just like that. Jade is the conflagration that picks up from a tiny spark and grows in size over the course of time. It’s a build-up that’s slow at first, but becomes quick once the climax is reached and you’ll be too busy reeling with horror and the fight or flight response to look back on just how long Jade has waited and watched and planned, letting every piece fall into place.
He’s kind of like an invasive species, in a way, or ivy that takes over an abandoned house in the forest. It starts small (a single seed or one invasive pest) and it will soon multiply if not immediately dealt with. You won’t know you’ve caught Jade’s eye until it’s too late. Until you’re trapped under layers of twining ivy. Until he’s forced his way into your life and has dug poisonous roots into all of your relationships, snuffing sunlight and nutrients.
You can deal with Floyd’s dangers because they’re quick like an injection. But if you want to work out the tricks and traps Jade patiently plans, you’ll need to play sleuth. Unfortunately, that’s quite difficult because Jade will only allow you to see the things he wants you to see. He’s good at hiding things, and he’s a very patient man. Floyd can be scary with his threatening expressions, but a man who can smile even when rage boils beneath that pleasant countenance is far scarier. Floyd will tell you of all the ways he can skin you just to see you squirm. Jade will sit back and picture each way, and you won’t have a clue—certainly not when he smiles so kindly at you.
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offmychest-official · 5 months
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i cant tell anyone this because im on marine biology tumblr and i love marine biology and i want to be a marine biologist and i love sharks theyre so cool and chill and thats why i cant tell anyone about this.
i know jaws was so terrible for shark populations all over the world and its done so so much damage to the cultural perception of sharks in general. and also fuck shark week i hate shark week everyone claiming to focus on shark education always just talks about the shark attacks. i know people are drawn to gruesome and scary things and shark attacks are perfect for that even though shark attacks are so rare and almost always accidental but only talking about shark attacks is really fucked up because yes sharks are dangerous but thats because theyre wild animals. every wild animal is dangerous. theyre not more or less dangerous or good or evil theyre just wild animals. dolphins are also dangerous. because theyre wild animals. (and before you run to the comments talking about how terrible dolphins are actually theyre the real evil ones: if you think that fuck off. dolphins are also just wild animals. theyre like sharks. theyre not good or evil and its not just cruel and stupid to impose human standards of morality onto animals it can also be very detrimental to how much protections or care those animals get. so. dont fucking say that shit)
anyway. jaws did so much damage to sharks all over the world and i hate it for that (and also i hate other shark movies. i watched the meg with my brother and wanted to throw a brick at the screen it drove me crazy) but the worst thing about jaws is that its actually a good fucking movie. like i really like it. its hard for me to like it knowing how much damage it did but i just. narratively its a really good movie and the direction is really good. the first time i watched it i was on the edge of my seat the whole time and i got really sad when they caught the wrong shark and i think people kind of missed that one of the things discussed in the movie is that thats not normal shark behavior, that something is wrong with this one shark. and the first time i heard the were gonna need a bigger boat line i was in the theater bc they were doing an anniversary thig or something and everyone lost their shit and i did too and anyway. my confession is that i secretly like jaws.
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who1ssheesh · 1 year
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reborn doesn’t die. ive said this. 
squalo being so disgustingly cute for his s/o here. 
Warnings: lots of swearing; fem!reader; huge OOC; lowkey character is implied: reader is an educated and smart and probably artsy? (happened accidentally): 100% wrong grammar, english is not my native; no beta we die like tyl tsuna
Note: im not sure this is such and OOC since the whole premise is “squalo is uniquely soft only for you, and no one knows about that side of his”. first time at writing, dying from shame rn, will probably delete this soon. 
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Impossible.
Squalo is impossible.
Such a foul-mothed, rude, loud and ill-mannered brute.
At first it seems as if he is trying his best to make you hate him. Squalo’s words usually cut deeper than his sword thrusts in inside of one’s body, but with you it feels like after that this sword also whirls in your already shaking body to hurt even more. Squalo notices your every small failure and is glad to stick your nose in those every time. He turns his head away on the days you look especially good and scoffs when you prove your intelligence.
But a fun fact you notice way too late: if Squalo hated you that much, then why the fuck has he always been around you?
Truth is simple: captain is good at everything but feeling feelings.
That is not the most important fact but the one that he is aware of it. Superbia is actually extremely self-aware.
And he knows he is hard and not going to change. Ever. You cannot run away from mafia, this is a pact made for life – and it doesn’t last long for many. He is indeed a violent brute and obviously fucked in the head at least a little bit – a bloodthirsty shark, excuse me for such an obvious comparison – and takes a huge pride in this. Because this is the reason Varia thrived when Xanxus wasn’t around, biggest people in mafia world fear him and, most importantly, he became best of the best. He is a fucking Emperor.
And not the least, Squalo hates lying. Maybe that is the reason he hated those cover-ups missions and Levi-a-Than with his brown nose. Squalo is who he is and he shows this right away in the worst way.
What I’m trying to say: if you cannot handle him at his worst, you do not deserve him at his best. And yeah, such a high-ranking person needs to be deserved.
And he hates that “some civilian bitch who grew up like a home plant”, while he made himself through blood and tears literally,   got him wrapped up so easily. Caught him like a fish, huh?
Squalo has never had a normal life and doesn’t understand that you do not have fight every rock like a caveman.
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But just show him your teeth. Squalo is a big scary man always smelling like metal, with steel eyes widely opened looking for a pray. And you dare to go against him? God damn, you poor soul. And if you make fun of him smooth and smartass-ish enough that Squalo even has to think to realize you insulted him, GOD DAMN. You are unhinged.
He likes it.
No, he does not.
He loves it.
When you show that not only you can handle him at his worst, but even be equally fierce, Squalo does not turn away. He is asking for a date right away when this happens: you say ‘yes’ now or he is leaving and never coming back.
No, he does not give much of a choice. If captain wants, captain takes. And fights if he needed.
Fun facts: fancy dates with Squalo are the worst. Yes, he knows how to look sophisticated and elegant, but it is one thing to attend black-tie events with killers around and another to go to a ‘regular’ restaurant. Everyone will think he is a pig of a man, trust me. He can impress mafia with his character, but cannot be polite at least a little bit with a waitress to save his life.
And Squalo generally hates ‘fancy’ even as a word. So he will personally organize the best date for you but will be screwing your brain for the whole duration. But appreciate that he tried, you know.
Will tell you right away that he is involved into something shady.  Will explain all the ‘cool important sword varia guy’ thing later on because showing all of his cards right away is vitally dangerous for you. Especially it could be if you rejected him. Oof.
NO Varia.
No.
No.
N. o.
Squalo obviously appreciates your opinion (in his dumb ways) and knows you are an adult doing whatever you want, but he is a stone wall in discussing mafia.
It’s a no. End of discussion. You do not know what mafia is. Squalo does. He does know that death is always the first thing to consider and sitting on a keg of gun powder when literally anyone can come in with a weapon is hell of a life.
He will not ever tell you but he does not want to taint you with this. Squalo is not foul-mothed, rude, loud and ill-mannered bloodthirsty douche because he has been born like that, he was made into this to adapt. And one of you has to live, you know. And Superbia will be ready to die for his partner. He also will never tell you this.
To be honest, thinks you would survive in mafia with your witty brain. Of course you will, you are his significant other.
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Squalo will be away for a long time. Months.
Fun thing: you can’t call him at all. Maybe can send him messages, I think, but only he can call you. There is actually reasoning for this. Squalo is a fucking genius and is capable to cover your existence from Varia even if (when, hehe) you marry, and that is exactly what he is doing.
He does not want to ruin his badass image in eyes of subordinates with a sweet, witty, beautiful and so perfect you. Even if he wants to tell everyone bragging about their hot chicks that the best woman has already been taken. Squalo has her and it is too obvious that she has him too.
I have a dumb headcanon: for some reason people used to think Squalo is a tech clown  still using a flip phone BUT HEAR ME OUT?? He has a humor of a god and likes to mess with Varia so he uses a flip phone for work to piss everyone and secretly has a personal newest shiniest iPhone hidden somewhere. And there is your photo on a home screen. But not on a lock screen. He does not want you to find out.
Squalo slowly learning to be ‘regular’ at home with you is a comedy gold. If you find out that he calls your cat your shared child, is actually a fucking MAMA enjoying house cleaning and binging ikea to make your apartment ‘homy’, Superbia will react worse that someone trying to assassinate him.
He does love your cozy house indeed. Probably, to be honest, he is going to live in your apartment at first…because he did not have any before you. There used to be only Varia.
He likes that he leaves his small things there. They are so small to notice but strangers will notice that someone else is in this house. And this someone is Squalo. Go away.
Squalo does not care about meeting your parents because he does not care. Will not hide from this, but you will probably be kicked out from your family because he will be his usual disgusting self lol.
No jokes now: dating someone like him can be problematic for a family, especially considering his career, so if anything happens, Squalo gotcha. Because he has pride and dignity and is overall better then ‘those shitheads’.
Will buy you the best house in the world, you just say. But! He will has a training room and a garage of sorts to mess with his swords. I mean, there are a lot of mechanics going on with his prosthetic arm and a sword, he obviously knows how to repair them or sum?
Squalo will spoil you when he is back from ‘work trips’. You can forget even about cooking, your bae is here to help. He will repair ANYTHING and to it really good. Any document and papers problem is not a problem but you better do the talking because Squalo  will try to strangle someone in 30 seconds. Your man will enjoy domestic life even more in TYL! and later in life because he will get burnt out at work.  
100% you both will have a close civilian friend group. Rare moments where Squalo can be just a person and do bullshit ha-ha stuff like ‘being drunk and throwing a chair out of a window with the bois’. Those meetings are when you notice that Squalo has a good sense of humor and actually is chatty and your friends like him. Not something he can afford in mafia.
Hey, he is actually so touchy when drunk.
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If Squalo does a shit tone of stuff for you and you do nothing in return, he will point this out.
He does not ask for much In fact. He is used being an independent loner to the point it was insulting in the beginning of your relationship.
Surprise him with a dinner, help him get ready to leave for months again, just hug him sometimes out of the blue, and he is whipped.
Squalo enjoys a good debate. An it’s funny in a way that he is educated life-wise but such a dummy in academic stuff and you can mess with it. Even if you are a medic, an engineer, he is going to study this just to kick your ass. Bitch. (Just wants to share your interest with you. And also kick your ass)
Actually, falls in love deeper when sees your passion and intelligence. The way you study all the time. Or you know several languages. Or you are such a professional in your field.
I honestly think Squalo would have some special click with someone artistic. He is so loud and hyperactive and being with someone phlegmatic and elegant with their non-standard lifestyle is something else. Squalo does not understand art. Almost. The way he can control the edge of the sharpest sword and be quieter than the silence is an art for him. People think he is a weirdo – c’mon he is using a sword in a gun era – and you both can share being weirdos in your own ways.
Imagine being an architect. (that’s not because im too i swear). Precise numbers connecting with your artistic burst? It just sounds so….Squalo Superbia.
Imagine you start taking interest in swordsmanship.
IMAGINE WANTING TO BECOME A WEAPON DESIGNER.
He will carry you in his arms. Only to train you lmao.
‘Babe, it is time for your sword practice again’ ‘Ok, honey’
Imagine you two being together for so long that you design him the best sword you are capable of. You fucking magnum opus – just like relationship with Superbia is.
You actually can draw him a shitty meme shark and a stickman and he will keep it. He will laugh his ass off really loud but does not matter. He obviously will not keep it with him. But you will notice that he hides those in his books or sum.
If you do something of shitty quality, Squalo will oh so much be proud if you keep getting better at this. But he will still say the work of a shitty quality. He is lethally dangerous for someone emotionally vulnerable, but we understood this at the beginning of this post.
I mean, really do not take that to heart. Squalo could say you have your hands growing from your ass now and say you are impressive in a day if you still keep doing whatcha doing.
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Later in relationship, sometimes Squalo slips at small things that tell you he thinks about you a lot. He once said “when we marry” instead of “if we marry”. He says “a favourite boy name” instead of a “favourite name”.
He knows it should not happen. Even Squalo has his insecurities because his standards are so high. A spouse and a child not seeing a father for half a year and have a possibility to get killed any moment? No.
But you stay. Knowing his worst side, how unusual and hard being with him is, but you are here.
Impossible.
Squalo is impossible.
Such a foul-mothed, rude, loud and ill-mannered brute.
But yours.
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pankomako · 1 year
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ya lost? yeah me too
while you're here, why don't i introduce myself? you can call me panko or sharky, either's fine. im a transmasc gay dude whose gender is best described as a png of a shark - my preferred pronouns are he/they. also im 17 years old.
one of my big goals in life is to tell silly stories in cartoon format. for now, i just have these 3 oc worlds i play around with like plushies on my bed:
Boardwalk of Beasts - the big one which i want to turn into a tv show. i unfortunately haven't touched it in a while haha
Gang's Bay - SUPER self-indulgent, basically a weird sitcom in my head. you can read about it here
Give Me Vertigo - a fun genre-hopping story i plan to tell sooner rather than later. story is VERY much a WIP but it might be an interactive blog thing idk yet
you can find my posts about them in their respective tags; it's just their titles so it's easy (the gang's bay tag excludes the apostrophe)
stuff i post
fair warning, some of the things i post aren't very kid-friendly. if my blog were a tv show, i'd rate it TV-14 for strong language, sexual references, and depictions of drugs and alcohol. if you're not into that stuff, or under 14-16, i'd advise you to keep your distance.
i do indeed post a lot of art, though mostly just rough doodles or joke drawings. i make both oc art and fanart, and the occasional animatic.
i LOVE sharks, and marine bio in general, and just about anything to do with the water. definitely a huge non-media side interest of mine
also i will never be normal about the music i listen to. im an alt-rock junkie and my favorite bands as of now are incubus and pearl jam (i listen to one band's music exclusively for months at a time.)
some past fixations of mine are invader zim, corner gas and milo murphy's law. not in that order. im highly likely to post about those as well as splatoon. feel like i might be forgetting something but idk
you may find me hanging out in the live chat of failboat's streams as one of his chat mods. i've been in the community for about 6 years running (6 years too long if you ask anyone normal). i also draw him SO much in my funny cartoony way that looks a lot like him but also not at all.
when im not posting about any of the stuff listed above, i just ramble. it's probably annoying but hey if you're following me that's what you get lol
well this got long. i really cant make just a normal bullet list can i. well hey, if you like what you see, consider dropping a follow! feel free to interact with me too, i may be a shark guy but i dont bite :P
if you're not lookin' to follow just yet, go ahead and dive into the rest of my blog! yeah that one was forced. whatever you decide to do, i'll catch ya later :D
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lordarsonizzzzt · 1 year
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HELLO HELLO BABY HOW DO YOU DO ITI was taking a shower and an idea struck me-What about (y/n) super mysterious demon??? (tall, maybe 250 centimeters?? Sharp claws, shark teeth and long horns??) She is a new anomaly who complains all the time to everyone who is near her, because this stupid person looked at her the wrong way (a couple of dozen seriously injured employees fund...And then the great minds of the foundation decide to send Dr. Glass to her. What will happen to him????? He will probably dieWait, why hasn't that super-tall demon killed him yet, AND THE HELL WHY THEY ARE SO CLOSE...
Actually (y/n) knew Glass's great-great-great-grandfather a long time ago. And both of them (y/n and very distant grandfather of Glass) had a falling out, and it so happened that the grandfather "lost" and, so to speak, "married" her grandson to her, who should be born in the distant future (that is, the current Dr. Glass) and lo and behold, they finally met and now (y/n) takes care of him as best he can-
I can go on forever, sorry about that,,,,
sorry for the mistakes english is not my native language
SO I HOPE ITS OK IF I CHANGED A FEW THINGS ALSO I MADE A DRAW OF HOW I THINK READER LOOKS? also dw, im not a native speaker either
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DR GLASS WITH DEMON S/O
➸ You got to the foundation after they found you killing people that got into you 'territory'
➸ You didn't mind the containment, they would listen to your petitions of having a tea set, a nice table and some couches.
➸ You wouldn't get many visitors tho, so those little times that they would interview you would be used to talk about this and that, your old days when the word was shittier and man couldn't do drag.
➸ One day tho, a tiny boy came inside and you were confused. Did they finally listened to your request of having someone to talk to?
➸ His name was 'Simon Glass', it sounded familiar. You two talked a lot while sharing a cup of tea, he would listen and question all the histories you would tell him, that alone filled your heart with joy.
➸ And then you remember! You decided you would tell him anyways, so there you were, telling the blonde guy that you met his great great great grandfather and he made a deal with you, eternal riches, and his great great great grandson would be your husband.
➸ Poor thing was taken aback after this information, he offered meeting more if that was okay with you since he wouldn't marry someone he doesn't know, normally you would kill whoever dared to say you weren't worthy marrying even if it was the first time meeting them, but since he was so polite you accepted.
➸ Glass was very nice to you and would bring different types of tea bags and a lot of shit that happened outside, you would always wait for him and slowly, you started feeling like you never felt before. Could this be love?
➸ Glass knew he had little to no choice in the matter, but he started taking a liking to you so he guessed, why not?
➸ You would pet his head like he was a little dog, I mean, you were pretty tall so he might as well be
➸ He would cuddle with you *after figuring out how* and would wait until you are fully asleep to get out your containment cell.
➸ Sadly for you, he is going to die one day and you'll keep on living, but you get to enjoy him now :)
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polycephaly · 1 month
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me: hey man do you have a second? i have some design notes i wanted to talk to you about
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me: cool, thank you.
me: so first off, im concerned with the number of alters. the number always goes up but never goes down. i just dont think its sustainable so im proposing axing some to balance out the new meat
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me: like nienthe. i dont really self harm anymore so shes kind of ob.
me: (thats short for obsolete)
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me: alright alright we can discuss it later. *mumbling* especially since you keep reminding me theyre not all dead yet
me: next issue was design notes
me: the last few have been duds
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me: "dave strider but older". easily the worst cop out i have seen in years. this is new levels of embarrassingly unoriginal
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me: "saul goodman with shark teeth"?
me quietly: actually that ones kind of a banger on paper
me: but the two releases before her make literally no sense.
me: first of all- they're brothers? but they dont look anything alike, have nothing in common, and i don't think they even share any lore?
tevya from the background: They Totally do
me: crazy because no one shared that with me
tevya, even more distantly: You never ask !
me, erasing him: second of all, both of them are just dudes? like totally regular guys?
me: tell me why we needed 2 more regular guys
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me: look im just pointing out that 3 of the last 4 have been like, just some dude
CPU: The nuance of normality is lost on you
me: what?
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me: oh. okay. i thought i- never mind
me: look. i know getting older sucks. the illusion of fantasy doesn't bear the same weight anymore, and our focus on reality has always been firm.
me: but come on. that doesn't mean you have to stop making fun ones
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me: well like buzzword
me: he's so silly. he stole tetrazine's eye and looks like sans the skeleton now.
me: hilarious
me: i just wanna know how i ended up with so many "dudes i'd meet at a bar"
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me: shut the fuck up youd never meet me at a bar
me: pricey as fuck........
me: look i won't take up your whole day. i just wanted to voice my grievances
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me: yeah you can kill yourself too. ill catch you on the flip side okay
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me: awesome. see you
me: *trips and eats shit while i'm jogging away*
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desrac · 1 year
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From what ive gathered online its lookin like this weeks hot topic is Beyonce goin on tour and pricing her concert tickets starting at $500? Thats what the girls are ranting about correct? Now A Beyonce tour isn’t really where Im putting my business this week but whats on my mind is the audacity and ridiculousness of this situation. Everyone is posting memes and making comments about having to skip their rent to get their coins together to be able to afford a B ticket, which is just silly. The internet has been going on for weeks about not even being able to afford the price hike of eggs and she has the audacity to charge like four weeks salary for middle class. 
Yea yea I get it, the production value of a Beyonce tour just goes up every year and her shows get bigger and bigger she’s a performer and gives the theatrics but dam are you really telling me she cant find producers to fund her over the top ideas? Instead she is forcing the girls to give up their rent money, bussy, and legs to see her for a couple hours?
Now I have no interest in attending a Beyonce concert and her newest album don’t concern me but whats bothering me is that this affects the bigger picture that Ive been seeing lately in the art and commerce world. Big companies and top artists destroying and building unhealthy standards that then become requirements that independent artists are expected to meet. A Beyonce ticket being $500 is only going to show other artists that they should steal as much as they can from their ‘fans’. Beyonce makes an album referencing ballroom culture, house music, and the gurls, yet pricing the show at silly ass numbers that cant no one afford without fucking up their monthly expenses....Zoooming out back into the art world these clients and companies expecting us to produce dover street quality while paying us wal-mart prices. They expecting us to make pitches and decks with references, that they aren't looking to reference but instead expect you to make an exact copy of what you are ‘referencing’, instead of adding any originality to it. Ive been on so many jobs where Im in the production stage and the clients are complaining or insisting that this doesn't look like the reference......ok are you serious? Did you not hire me for my style and direction????? nooo, you've hired me to reproduce the same recycled bullshit that we have all been regurgitating for the last 5 years and will forget about 10 minutes after viewers have liked the post and moved right on. Stylists are pulling from these corporate designers and then expecting independent designers to also deliver to them in the same capacity and pay them nothing for their work. You want deliverables in like a three day turn around but wont provide the funds for a team that can hand those over. Make-up and hair are paying thousands of dollars out of pocket beyond their fee and acting like its normal because thats what they've been doing. 
And the gag is all these independent artists are still taking on these jobs in desperation for work just feeding the whale so that it can turn into a shark. Theres a lot of demanding going on with no hands coming the other way and its its bad business.
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nightmare-dreamt · 11 months
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hi! i saw your reqs are open and im wondering if matchups are included... if not, please just ignore this! (and im not used to sending matchups so, uh, sorry if i get anything wrong xd)
and i almost forgot! please: Chainsaw Man, Haikyuu, and Demon Slayer. (i saw someone req three, i hope this is okay.)
im an asian girl! and im straight.
personality: i guess i can describe myself as empathetic and thoughtful? i always try to get to the root of the problem to solve it and try to understand everyone's perspective at the same time. i try to be reasonable as i dont want to cause trouble. im pretty insecure about myself and have a hard time cheering myself up. i seem to be always worried/anxious because i overthink everything, i apologize a lot when im nervous. i dont talk a lot in public, i keep to myself most the time. im awkward and im not the best at socialising. im infp!
likes: i love spicy food! my favorite food is anything chicken or as stated earlier, spicy. i also like to read but only fictional or history books, i dont think im into anything specific i just like anything interesting but i guess im a fan of romance, psychological horror, and sci-fi. i also like movies, i noticed that i seem to like action or anything exciting and oddly enough, i like gore to a bearable level. my favorite animals are cats and sharks. i also like draw!
appearance: i think im most likely 5'2? not sure, just know that im short. i have short black hair that seems to curl at the end, i think getting my hair curled as a child stayed with me forever lol. my eyes are brown or maybe black i cant tell. my relatives tell me im pretty pale or light. and i wear eyeglasses! my style, i'd describe it as somewhat normal. i like to wear jackets and such like cardigans. i like wearing long skirts. if its presentable, comfortable, and fits my tastes, i'll wear it..
please and i thank you in advance!
Matchup for Kult-O
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Chainsaw Man: Angel Devil
When he doesn't have to work and can just stay home with you beside him the two of you would either read together or watch a movie cuddle up within a blanket. At first, his wings made it difficult to do so, but the two of you found a way around it and now spend every living moment close together.
Getting a cat was a decision the two of you made together, after you begged him for weeks and months to get one. You were thrilled when the two of you left and came back with a fur baby that now got to live with the two of you. You love the sweet creature, but it is sad to say that the cat loves your boyfriend more, always running over to him when he gets home from work. When he lays down the cat is quick to lay next to him all cuddled up into his wings. You have many photos of the two together and sometimes you can't help but feel jealous over the cat for taking your boyfriend, but their cute cat eyes always change your mind.
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Haikyuu: Bokuto
He's definitely a personality type of guy, but looks are also important, just not as important as the person's personality. The two of you definitely have to get along or at least have some interests or he won't know what to do and then he'll feel sad. If there aren't any interests then learn about volleyball and talk about it with him, he could go on for hours about the sport and talk about all of the games he's played since he was a kid. Be in for a long conversation that spans out over a week, maybe two.
When he found out about your insecurities, he was immediately on it, grabbing all of your favorite things and spending the whole day with you, explaining why everything about you was perfect and that you shouldn't feel ashamed about anything. If he ever sees you comparing yourself to other people, he'll try his best to distract you or explain why he choose you and not them, talking about all of his favorite things and what made him fall in love with you.
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Demon Slayer: Tanjiro
It's known throughout the show that he is a smart and quick thinker so it would make sense for him to have a partner who also has the same mindset. When he found out that you were great at problem solving, he couldn't help but mile, being proud of the achievements and goals you've been able to accomplish by yourself.
On the days where you tend to overthink about things, he makes sure to clear his schedule and be there for you not wanting you to be in that mindset alone. If he's on a mission though, he'll ask someone he trusts to watch over you and tell them to reassure that whatever you're overthinking about will be alright and that there is nothing to worry about. He does the same thing when you over apologize, making sure to say that everyone makes mistakes and that there is no point in apologizing so much that he isn't mad or upset.
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