#cara is funny guys !

[mifunebooty]

So funny with the horrible movie my mom put on that i said the annoying best friend should die and my mom was like dont wish bad on people like theyre NOT REAL PEOPLE

[tarothouselattier]

What plan the Universe has for you 🪞

| Private readings here | | PAC masterlist| |$5 readings|

*pics stolen from pinterest*

Pile 1 🏹

“The heart is an arrow” — Inej Ghafa. 6 of Crows

I see that if have been held back from a certain endeavour, the Universe is now aligning everything for you to move forward. If you have been done wrong in the past, I see you rising above that and receiving justice.

For most of you I see that you will be able to nurture your project/endeavour and finally start working on it. Your enemies will be dealt with. Prepare to defend and STAND for what is yours. No matter how many people tell you your ideas are stupid, or they try to cut you down or don’t believe in you. You believe in you. The Universe believes in you and does everything for you to move forward. Nobody will be able to hold you back. Your ideas are devine, fiercely believe in what is yours and protect it with the might of your spirit.

I just feel the need to tell you that I love you and you got this, honey!❤️🙈

Please put in an ask in my box and tell me what it is you’re going through lately or what you’re planning, if you want)

Bye <3

PILE 2🧨

“I say whatever I want, I do whatever I want” - IDGAF by Drake & Yeat🎶

Honey, you are about to be so BLESSED. You’ve got an opportunity to shine here, my love. It’s so funny to me how your channel picture is a match and literally every single card that came out for you is on FIRE. Like, brrr. The Universe plans for you to rise in confidence. You are about to have a very joyful, prideful and inspired period of your life. Literally feels like you’re on fire. Your come in yourself is about to rise, you will be enjoying life more.

I asked the Universe WHY this is the case, and She says you have been in a resting period and have been completing a stressful cycle of your life. You don’t deserve all that stress, honey, gotta enjoy, ‘cause life’s too short for ANY bullshit that you don’t enjoy. So I suggest you go all OUT. Fuck them people who are thinking they have a say in YOUR LIFE. You do you, boo. For some reason I have a need to talk to you extra like that, but it’s the energyyy, okay. Go shopping, go play outside, do whatever it is that makes feel good. You deserve and you’re a Queen bitch!!❤️‍🔥 Don’t forget that.

That is the plan for you, dear pile 2 people.

What have you been doing prior that got you to exhaust you joy meters and resources like that? I would love to know. Come tell me.

Love ya, byeee~

PILE 3 🪞

“Oh, she doesn’t see, the light that’s shining. Deeper than the eyes can find.” — Scars to your beautiful by Allesia Cara

I see you breaking the chains others have put on you. You are going against what you’re told and you’re finding your true voice. It seems to me that you are indulging to much in the thing that don’t actually matter to avoid the bigger issues. You feel like you are being held back from your desires and the world is so close yet so far out of reach. It’s being unfair to you. You blame your problems on the world, but ask yourself, what exactly have you been hiding from yourself and why do you feel so comfortable shifting responsibility for your fortunes and misfortunes on a higher power. Isn’t it so convenient that it’s out of reach?

Ponder on this, please. Your picture is perfect for you, because that’s exactly how you feel. Like something or someone is holding you back from your freedom. But the truth is, the only one who can hold you back is you.

The plan is for you to realise this and close out this cycle. Find personal freedom.

Guys, this is my pile as well. Come talk to me however you want.

Bye-bye💜

[neomujinjja]

Surprise!

Pairing: S.Coups x reader

Genre: Fluff

Warning: Not edited, bonus scene

Synopsis: Your boyfriend lies to you, saying that he can't make it to your showcase. Little do you know, he plans to surprise you

Note: y'all do not want to know how long i was sitting on this one 😬

── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

"Are you sure you won't be able to make it?" you ask with a pout to your boyfriend on the other end.

"Yeah. I'm sorry, baby. I'll make it up to you" he says causing your pout to deepen further. You were looking forward to this event and it would be even better if Seungcheol could attend.

"Okay..don't work too hard" you tell him, trying to hide any sadness in your tone. You understood that he couldn't exactly peel away from work like others, but that didn't mean you weren't somewhat disappointed. "Can you stay on the phone with me a little more?" you asked Seungcheol, your finger absentmindedly drawing patterns onto the bench.

"O-"

Before he could start responding, a voice interrupted him in the background. "Hyung! We got to get back!" one of the boys shouted. Your boyfriend apologized as he informed you that he had to go, and you barely had time for Love you's and goodbye as he hung up. You sighed as you set your phone down to your lap.

"What's wrong?" Prang, a fellow artist, asked as they looked over at you.

"Nothing."

"Doesn't seem like nothing. Just spill, it might help you feel better."

"It's not that bad. It's just that my boyfriend won't be able to show up and I barely got to talk with him just now."

"That's tough.." Prang trailed off and you could see that they were trying to think of something to say.

"It's alright. I know he'd show up if he could, it's just work is keeping him. You don't need to try and comfort me" you told the clay artist as you patted their arm. Prang jokingly let out a sigh, wiping their forehead and putting their hand to their chest in a dramatic manner. The two of you laughed, Seungcheol not coming temporarily leaving your mind.

"Ready to do this you guys?" Cara asked as she came from the corner; she was the other artist on display for this event. You and Prang nodded simultaneously, still a little out of breath from the laughter. "Good cause Cubi is asking we head over to get started" Cara said as she clapped her hands together and pointed back in the direction she came.

-

"Excuse me, how much are you selling this painting for?" You turned at the familiar voice, your jaw dropping as you saw Seungcheol's smiling face.

"What are you doing here? You said you wouldn't make it!" you exclaimed to the male as you hit him on the bicep. Seungcheol laughed, feigning pain as he did. Your boyfriend grab your hand, lacing his fingers in with yours.

"I lied. Wanted to surprise you" he said as he handed you the flowers that he brought. You jokingly glared at him, to which your boyfriend only laughed some more.

"That's not funny" you said as you pulled your hand away to playfully pinch at the male's sides.

"Aww, I'm sorry baby" Seungcheol teased you despite the pout on his lips. He wrapped you up in his arms, giving your cheek a kiss and swaying the two of you lightly.

"You have to make it up. I want a hundred kisses in compensation" you tell your boyfriend, staring up at him with your own pout. Seungcheol nodded, giving you a kiss on your other cheek before pulling away from you.

Bonus

"Go, look at my other works or check out Prang's and Cara's stuff" you urged your boyfriend. He had been following after you as if he was a puppy dog. "I'll find you at the end, okay baby". You gave Seungcheol a kiss before moving to greet someone. And if the both of you had to give the other 100 kisses in compensation later that night, neither of you complained.

[simpsforwomen]

May I request a (Wednesday Addams x fem reader) where reader is from the south and hides her accent, but then one day she gets mad at someone (maybe Tyler or Xavier for hitting on Wednesday), and then let’s loose the thick southern accent and everyone is just like- “who’s this and what happened to reader?!”

Thank you for reading my request and have an amazing day! :]

✧ reply: HELLO ANON! Yes. Just yes. I think this is really funny so I've decided to make it so that both Tyler and Xavier are fighting over Wednesday. I'm not Southern by any means though, so I hope my research helped make this more accurate. I'm sorry this is short. Thank you and enjoy!

❦ 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗧𝗵𝗲...?

✧ warnings: n/a

✧ pairing(s): Wednesday Addams x gn!reader

✧ summary: (request)

✧ word count: 412

✧ a/n: i realize that this one-shot is pretty ass and that i made you guys wait a long time. i've been very busy lately and i know i always say that but it's true, i swear ;-; i'm currently working on my six other drafts as well so i'm going to try and pump at least one of those out by the end of this week. (it's show week for the production i'm in so it's going to be a challenge but i'm trying my best)

☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎

You had just finished eating when you heard a very familiar argument coming from the two boys sitting across from you and your girlfriend.

"I ain't gonna sit here and watch the two of y'all fight over Wednesday!" You said, loud enough for everyone around you to hear.

It was during lunchtime in Jericho, and to be honest, you didn't care about what others thought anymore. You were so tired of them bickering that you just had to say something about it. Besides, you had given them countless signs as to how a certain brunette was clearly taken but it seems as though your words went in one ear and out the other. Just like how it's always been with them.

The customers all turned and frowned at you. Most of them were people from school who'd also come out to dine. Some with an expression of curiosity and some shocked by your sudden accent outburst.

Tyler on the other hand frowned in confusion. "What just happened to your voice...?"

"And since when did you start caring about our weekly Wednesday talk?" Xavier added.

"Since the both of y'all invited me to hang!" You rolled your eyes. "Besides, Wednesday's very much off limits. She's mine. And for your information, I've had this accent for as long as I can remember."

Xavier gasped dramatically. "Clearly she's more into me. Like, come on."

You hadn't told your friends about the two of you being together yet so they obviously didn't believe you.

Even Wednesday was surprised and you couldn't blame her. You never told anyone about how you hid your accent all this time.

"Y/N, why haven't you told me about this?" The brunette asked you curiously. "Is it because you were insecure?"

"No." You responded. "I just didn't wanna stand out. Besides, I didn't wanna tell ya in case that would change your mind 'bout datin' me." You bit your lip and looked down shyly.

Wednesday didn't want to admit it but she secretly found your accent cute. She took your left hand and lowered her head, placing a gentle kiss on your knuckles.

Softening her gaze, she looked back up at you. "I love you just the way you are, cara mia. Don't ever forget that."

And of course as soon she said that, both Tyler and Xavier turned to you in shock.

"Told y'all." Was all you said before shrugging and walking out with Wednesday, hand-in-hand.

[vendetta-if]

I saw this tiktok and immediately thought of Viktor and Luka doing this when they were younger😭

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFg44GCY/

Viktor as KAITO (blue haired one) and Luka as Len (the blonde one)

(Also replace “grandson” with “younger brother”)

For those who want to check out the TikTok, click here 😂Funny thing is, if only Viktor didn't die and things turned out differently, Luka would've totally spent his mid 20s to early 30s living a bachelor lifestyle and enjoying himself. He would even probably be considered to be either a playboy or a heartbreaker (or both).

In fact, in the Halloween interactive side story, he was actually a bit late because he had a hookup during a party and that side story is canon🤣(Plus point if anyone can figure out who it was he hooked up with in the side story 🤭 I've only seen one person talked to me about it on Discord when it was first released)

But not only Viktor's and Cara's deaths really stressed him out, it also made him very paranoid for years and by then, there would be no way he would have too many casual sexual relationships with strangers. And of course, he had two niblings to take care of--which he has always been more than happy to do--and had to immediately step up as a parent-figure and guardian 🥺

Also, I know some people might actually assume Viktor in his youth to be the playboy/womanizer/heartbreaker one because he was charming af. But in reality, he has always been a true (and even a bit hopeless) romantic type of guy.

While it's true that he would shamelessly flirt and charm, he actually only had a few hookups; he had always been more interested in having a serious relationship.

This trait of his was also why he was willing to stay in a hidden relationship with Yvette for quite some time; he was ready to fight for the relationship and try to work it out.

Even for the first couple of years after MC was born, he still held out hope secretly that Yvette would change his mind and chose him and MC over her career--that's what he would've done if he was in her shoes. But of course, that didn't happen. And even the most romantic guy has a limit and Viktor reached his and lost all hope after some time 😔

Anyway, that's enough of me yapping about these two brothers 😆 I just realized I've never really talked about this aspect of them here previously, I think.

[thesupreme316]

hiiii I’m backkkk

so I was wondering how the Aew boys react to they losing their short s/o In big crowds when they aren’t looking

AEW Stars React To: Losing Their Short S/O in Big Crowds

Pairings: Max Caster x Reader, Eddie Kingston x Reader, Santana x Reader, Kenny Omega x Reader, Ricky Starks x Reader, Hook x Reader

Word Count: 1K

Supreme Speaks: hi sorry for not posting, it's been a long two days. i hope you are well. thanks to anon for requesting again, i really do appreciate it. please remember that you are loved and appreciated.

Warnings: talks about big social crowds, not proofread, GIFS AINT MINE

Taglist: @wwenhlimagines @sheinthatfandom @cassie0sstuff @triscillal @eddie-kingstons-wifey @hooks-martin @hookerforhook

Max Caster (Concert):

He was there doing a concert as a special guest

As he was performing onstage, he saw you in the crowd and was immediately giddy

He was smiling and started to perform harder as he saw you were enjoying yourself

Max walks away for a second, entertaining the other side of the crowd, comes back, and doesn’t see you

Confusion takes over his face it is then replaced with fear

The crowd was a lil rowdy so he was afraid of you getting squashed or trampled; He damn sure didn’t want or need you hurt/uncomfortable

As he was about to ask the crowd to scoot back so he could see you; you were raised above the crowd screaming along with the lyrics

Max looked closer to see you were sitting on the shoulders of best friend, Anthony

He smiled and instructed the crowd to let you two come up onstage

“Let my baby up here….oh you can come too Y/N!”

Santana (Times Square):

YES MY BABY DADDY RETURNED SO I SQUEEZED HIM IN

You guys were walking around in Times Square and as Santana turned around to look at a pair of shoes through the window, you were gone

He immediately started panicking as there was a big crowd and New York itself is a dangerous place

Santana started pushing through the crowd looking for the top of your head while saying your name

Like Eddie, Santana doesn’t allow you to walk by yourself; but he doesn’t know how you slipped away from him

He finally found you cornered by some men (ew) and he scared them off

“Y’all betta back away from my significant other or I’ll stick my foot up your ass”

As y’all hug, you tell him that you were pushed by the incoming crowd and then cornered

“Aw mi cara, you don’t ever have to worry; I’ll protect you.”

Take extra precautions (not to Eddie’s extent) such as interlocking fingers and pulling belt loops

IMAGINE GETTING PULLED BACK BY THAT FOINE SPECIMEN

Kenny Omega (Tokyo Subway IT WORKS I PROMISE):

Okay for Kenny, you get off at a stop in Tokyo and you immediately get carried off the train

Kenny is going crazy at one minute you’re talking and the next minute he can’t find you

He’s constantly asking people if they’ve seen you

“Have you seen a person who’s hella short, has a cute face but an aura of a jackass? Possibly has different colored hair depending on their mood?”

People are looking at him like he’s crazy as he starts pushing people aside (politely)

Eventually, as the crowd diffuses, he sees you standing by yourself just like a ray of sunshine over a storm

He picks you up, glad to see you, smiling from ear to ear

That lasts until Kenny sternly tells you to never do that again

“Next time, I’m gonna put you in my pocket….little Polly Pocket.”

Hook (Mall):

He was looking at shoes in Foot Locker and he lost you

Yes, just like that

But he always managed to find you

At H&M, at Hot Topic, and even at the food court; Hook would always get back to you

After noticing this, you decided to play a game called “Is Hook a mind reader or is he just extremely observant?”

So you quickly lose him in a department store, but he finds you

Hook finds this activity to be quite funny and endearing

When he couldn’t find you he would text you with a smile on his face”

“Alright, you won…even though I see you at Spencers…whatcha getting?”

Overall, he’s never concerned he always will find you, no matter what

Eddie Kingston (State Fair):

I feel like that this is a trick question; that man would not allow you to walk by yourself as he takes your height under consideration all the damn time

So if he loses you; you and everyone is getting their ass cussed out

He would also cuss himself out as he feels responsible (cause he wasn’t watching you like a hawk)

“Damn it, you should have gotten that damn human book bag leash shit for their Sonic Hedgehog ass.”

But he has your location because of you running off like this and he finds you (in this case in line for turkey legs or lemonade)

IMO he would wait until you got your stuff to drag you to the parking lot (good thing you rode all the rides) to give you a “lil talk”

“I swear to god if you walk away from me without any words or warnings again, I will rain hellfire on your little flash ass. I TOLD YOUR SMALL ASS TO STAY STILL AND WHAT-“

He doesn’t mean to yell but he wants you to understand that he’s concerned for you

Does in fact get you the leash book bag from earlier; will never take his eyes off you

Ricky Starks (Basketball Game):

Ricky lets you walk away cause you’re a free person but sometimes you like to roam around

You walked away to get something to drink with him knowing

But because you were taking too long, Ricky got concerned (mildly not Eddie concerned) and he went looking for you

He tried calling you but you left your phone with him since your outfit didn’t have pockets

I also think he would be very calm cause you always come back, but he was starting to worry

Ricky had to keep calm but the thought of you being trampled or swooned by an NBA player was taking over

“What if they meet someone who’s better than me? More handsome, more ch- Nah, they could never.”

Walks back to find you laughing with Jade; and hugs you tightly

Ricky: I thought I was gonna lose you to an NBA player.

Jade: Well they did get Domantas Sabonis’ phone nu-

Ricky: Yeah well you can delete that cause Stroke Daddy is here

[bylrlve]

Warning! Potential spoilers for Stranger Things Season Five!

Compiling some new Alex DMs. The first one is just amusing - Uuh huh, I’m real convinced that you’ve gotten no byler tea - and the other two are very funny.

‘Steve driving with Nancy, Jonathan, and Dustin’ - a cop-out but also confirmed, except for the Steve-as-driver bit. The rest is plausible enough - Mike being afraid Will won’t need him would be a glorious call-back to s4 mileven, except better bc of the van speech, and bc unlike mileven, byler have a dynamic where Will is receptive to Mike’s caretaking, and where Will’s decision-making is ultimately respected by Mike. The ultimate example is Mike realising that Will intended to sacrifice himself when he told them all to CLOSE GATE, but ultimately choosing to go along with it, trusting his judgement. It’s also very clear from his smug smile after “that was you guys who saved me, that was you guys” that he genuinely feels proud of protecting Will, and enjoys being his knight in rusty armour.

The byler bit in the second also seems to be building on ‘I know what he thinks, and how he thinks.” Probably fake, but good guesswork.

I do want to emphasise, here, that swiftlynatalia is getting NOTHING mileven, except that one instantly-debunkable one about Hopper still being pissed at Mike for hanging around her so much. It’s interesting - if nothing else, it shows the fandom is over it lmao.

Lastly^.

Speaking of leaks, remember this one?

heavenlymiwi on twitter found that there’s a Philkas scene where Philip - the Will parallel - kisses Lukas - the Mike parallel - while he’s unconscious in a hospital bed. We’re all aware of the Eyewitness parallels, and this is another interesting one.

https://x.com/willsxbylers/status/1758228641819808162?s=20 - other eyewitness parallels.

Finally, just to mention them here - Will Byers, Mike Wheeler, Robin Buckley, and Karen Wheeler (confirmed as bi in the play The First Shadow) may all be in scenes together at this farm location. Not confirmed, as Cara is close with the Duffers and may just have flown out to celebrate their big day, but it’s fun to speculate.

This person on twitter observed that the person on the bike might be Will -

https://x.com/motherts1307/status/1758453575401734647?s=2

This injured person is also wearing those shoes, but given how popular this style seems to be - there’s a pic of someone else wearing them in Ross’s Jan 9th post - it’s still a mystery.

Ross’s Jan 9th post

My Masterpost

To clarify, I’m archiving all of this because I think that, for better or for worse, it’ll all be interesting to look back on in a few years.

[fifteendoc]

q!roier has an underrated emotional intelligence

everyone thinks about roier as that comic relief funny guy but he’s actually one of the most mature & intelligent people on the island, thats why we keep getting surprised by how coherent and logical his actions are

he was the only one (aside from richarlyson) that trusted cellbit 100%, even without knowing for sure that the plan was to infiltrate the federation

while everyone was telling him that cellbit was a traitor, he came to his defense the whole time, saying that they were all friends and should trust each other

in my opinion, to this day, roier is the person that trusts him the most cause even cellbit’s best friends were against him at that point, the people that knew cellbit for years were doubting him, but not roier, he STILL trusted him

roier almost gave up cellbit when he saw him and quackity about to (fake) marry on the festa junina. he said that he loved cellbit but wouldn’t oppose to it, if that meant he would be happy

he is selfless, he would be willing to give up his happiness for someone he loves

even when most people thought he would get mad knowing cellbit was running for president, he just said “lets talk at home” and supported his husband the whole debate

people really should give him more credit, he’s an amazing cubito

pt-br trad:

q!roier tem uma inteligência emocional subestimada

todo mundo pensa no roier como aquele cara engraçado, o alívio cômico, mas na verdade ele é uma das pessoas mais maduras e inteligentes da ilha, é por isso que continuamos nos surpreendendo com a coerência e lógica de suas ações

ele era o único (além de richarlyson) que confiava 100% no cellbit, mesmo sem saber ao certo que o plano era se infiltrar na federação

enquanto todos diziam a ele que cellbit era um traidor, ele veio em sua defesa o tempo todo, dizendo que todos eram amigos e deveriam confiar um no outro

na minha opinião, até hoje, roier é a pessoa que mais confia nele porque até os melhores amigos de cellbit estavam contra ele naquele momento, as pessoas que conheciam cellbit há anos duvidavam dele, mas não de roier, ele AINDA confiava nele

roier quase desistiu da cela quando viu ele e quackity prestes a (fingir) casar na festa junina. ele disse que adorava cellbit, mas não se oporia a isso, se isso significasse que ele ficaria feliz

ele é altruísta, está disposto a desistir da própria felicidade por alguém que ama

mesmo quando a maioria das pessoas pensava que ele ficaria bravo ao saber que cellbit estava concorrendo à presidência, ele só disse “vamos conversar em casa” e apoiou o marido durante todo o debate

as pessoas realmente deveriam dar mais crédito a ele, ele é um cubito incrível

[julianalvarez9]

Gavi x painter reader pretty much Gavi is so proud of reader art or it could also be reader getting inspired by Gavi any idea is great also love your work your doing amazing

won the lottery / gavi

word count: 0.4k

author's note: wanted to make it really fluffy, hope it does the trick (? thank you for your sweet words 🥹🤍

"nunca me dejas ver" (you never let me see) gavi pouts, while you greedily hide your notebook from his sight. you blush at his words, embarrassed because you know he's right. and you also know why you never let him see: because he's the one you're drawing. you always make up lies, though, too proud to admit that your boyfriend is the muse behind your artworks. god, he'd never let you live it down, you were sure.

"son solo bosquejos, pablo" (they're just sketches, pablo) you excuse yourself, closing the pages before he gets even the smallest look from the lines you've loosely drawn while looking at him sipping his coffee across the table, sleep still present on his hazel-like eyes. "y estoy seguro de que son buenos, y/n, déjame ver" (and i'm sure they're great, y/n, let me see) gavi said, getting up from his seat to stand behind yours, head resting on your shoulder and pecking your cheek with his little nose. it was your moment to pout now, whispering "te vas a reír de mi" (you'll laugh at me) with puppy eyes, hoping that maybe he'd drop the matter without you having to unveil the drawings. "te prometo que no lo haré" (i promise you i won't) he reassured, hands absentmindedly shaping circles into your hips. 

you knew that there was no way out of this: you had to show them to him. considering how many times he had caught you while shaping lines before abruptly closing the book when you acknowledge his presence, you knew gavi had been patiently waiting for you to be ready, not wanting to pressure you into  doing something you didn't feel comfortable with. you handed the notebook to him,  hiding your blushing cheeks right after to avoid looking at him when he recognized himself in all of the drawn pages. "¿soy yo?" (is it me?) your boyfriend mumbled, sparkly eyes meet your shy ones when he wants to hold your gaze, looking at your reaction. you decided to joke a bit, always resolving to humor instead of granting him the answer, "no, es un tío que juega muy bien al futbol, seguro lo conoces" (no, it's a guy that plays football very well, i'm sure you know him) you joke, and he playfully tickles your side, loud laugh emanating from your lips. "linda, graciosa y talentosa. realmente me gané la lotería, ¿no lo crees?" (cute, funny and talented. i really won the lottery, don't you think so?) gavi replied, hands softly caressing your cheek before leaning in for a sweet kiss.

+ BONUS

pablogavi

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pablogavi díganle a mí novia que me deje ver lo que dibuja ☹️ (tell my girlfriend to let me see what she draws ☹️)

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yourusername tu cara bonita 🤭 (your pretty face 🤭)

pedri no le mientas así 😂 (don't lie to him like that 😂)

[kindnessisweakness2]

11

The next morning Emily drove her truck into Teller Morrow. Clutching the warm coffee in her hand she rolled her eyes at Cara for the millionth time that morning. "Im sorry Em! We didnt mean to keep you awake." Emily nodded at her best friend as she slumped back in the seat. She was grumpy in the morning. Especially since she had no sleep last night from Juice and Cara's long goodbye, if thats what you want to call it. 5am they finally quit it. It didnt matter how many times Emily banged on the wall, screamed at them to shut up or shoved a pillow over her head. Nothing could drown out Cara's loud Moans. "Im gonna miss him so bad." Emily groaned as she faceplanted her steering wheel. "Cara i love you. But please get out and give me five minutes peace." Emily didnt lift her head but she knew from the sound of the door opening and shutting, she left. God she could just fall asleep right there.

Not even 2 minutes later a knock on the window made her jump out of her skin, almost spilling hot coffee over her lap. Looking up she saw a smiling Jax. His face pressed against the window in a funny expression, nose squished. She couldnt help but smile at him. Shaking her head she rolled down the window. His face returned to normal as he threw his arms on the roof of her car and leaned in. He only wore a white t-shirt, his leather and a pair of jeans. Her breath hitched in her throat as she watched the muscles in his arms flex and his shirt rise to show his hips. The delicious V she would love to run her lips over. "Morning Darlin'" She smiled wide at him as she leaned back taking a sip of her coffee. "I heard Juice kept you up all night. Do you want me to put a stop to him coming over?" The look on his face told her he was serious. "No! its fine, honestly. Cara would never forgive me. She really likes him. I just need to start booking a hotel so i can escape the fuck fest and actually sleep." Emily rubbed her dry eyes, she knew she looked awful. Black tracksuit bottoms, a white cropped vest and a black zip up hoodie covered her body. Her hair was down and straight and not one bit of make up covered her face. She didnt really care what she looked like when she got dressed this morning, pulling anything on. Now she kicked herself for it. Here he was looking like a God even in simple clothes and she looked like a tramp. "Nah you wont need a hotel darlin. You can always stay at mine when you wanna get away." Emily could feel herself going red, but before she could say anything Jax pulled her car door open. "Come on, moms made breakfast." Jax threw his arm around her shoulder as she got out of the car. They made their way into the clubhouse under the watchful eyes of many.

Emily couldnt wipe the smile off her face when she was greeted by the guys. Hugs from Opie and Chibs, high five from Happy and even a nod from Clay and Bobby who were deep in convosation. Jax couldnt wipe the grin off of his face either. He loved how the guys liked her already, how nice she was for them. Made him like her even more. Jax pulled out a seat for her at the table where the guys sat and disappeared into the kitchen where his mom was. Emily winked at Cara who was currently sat on one of the many sofas on Juice's lap, giggling as his hands wandered up the back of her shirt. God these next few days Cara is going to be miserable without him. Seriously good sex with Juice had her falling in love already and it had Emily worried. Cara being here was only meant to be temporary. She didnt want either of them hurt. "Here you go Pocket." Jax placed a massive plate down infront of her with a fresh cup of coffee. Sitting down next to her he stole bacon from her place and flashed her a toothy grin. "Fuck how hungry do you think i am?" Emily shook her head before stabbing at the scrambled egg with a fork. "Its for us to share. I've got a long ride ahead." Jax kissed the side of her head before sipping her coffee and handing it to her. Emily's stomach felt like it wanted to burst, releasing all the butterflies he made swirl. Fuck. He knew what he was doing to her. He had to.

20 minutes later, Clay moved to the door of the clubhouse shouting that they were to leave in 15 minutes. That cut the laughter across the clubhouse short. Emily couldnt help the smile dropping from her face. Jax squeezed her thigh trying to offer some comfort. Standing up he threw his arm around her shoulders as he always did and lead her outside to his bike. All the families started to gather outside to say goodbye to their men. "So how long are you away for?" Emily asked as Jax let her perch on the seat of his bike. He lit a cigarette leaning back against the railing behind him. Emily couldnt help but think about how attractive he looked when he was smoking. The way his perfect lips would wrap around the filter and form a perfect O to blow out the smoke. "Shouldnt be no more than 3 days." She nodded and smiled at him softly. "Nice friendly visit, yeah?" She looked at him dead in the eyes as he froze. She didnt know where she got the confidence to ask but she would be a liar if she said she wasnt worried for their safety. Emily wasnt stupid. There'd be no need for such a big club presence if they werent expecting trouble. Emily stood from the bike at the sight of Clay and Gemma walking their way. "Ready VP?" That seemed to shock Jax out of his frozen state. Nodding at Clay he threw the cigarette on the floor, crushing it beneath his pristine Nike trainers. Emily looked down the row of bikers kissing and loving their families as if it was the last time they'd see them. Her stomach dropped at the thought of something bad happening to Jax. She felt stupid, He wasnt hers to worry about. Spotting Cara's long brown hair at the bottom of the row as she hung over a smiling Juice, kissing the life out of her. She worried about Juice too. All of them even. Cara would never get over it if anything happened to Juice and she'd grown to really like the rest of the guys. Her and Happy's talks about Ink, Opie and Chibs love for her food that made her feel good, Halfsacks innocent but puppy like manner as he often put his foot in his mouth, but did as he was told. She hadn't had much interaction with Bobby, Piney and Clay, but maybe that was for the best. She had brought trouble to their door on more than one occasion because of Noah and her temper. They probably werent as forgiving as the younger members of the club.

Feeling Jax move beside her she stepped out of the way allowing him to straddle his bike. She watched him as he clipped his helmet and started his bike. The sound made her wince. There was nothing like the sound of a Harley. Leaning down so he would be able to hear her over the rumble, Emily moved her hand to cover his. "i dont know what's going down in Nevada. But what i do know is I need you to come back in one piece." Pressing a soft kiss to his cheek, Emily tried to savour the moment. Just incase something did go wrong. Which she hoped to god it wouldnt. "Ride safe, Teller" were the last words she could manage before her throat got thick and the familiar sting started in her eyes. With one last squeeze of his hand, Emily moved to stand with the rest of the women and children who were waiving their men off.

And with one last look in those baby blues, the men disappeared from the lot.

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Here is another part loves!

I really hope you enjoy. As always please let me know what you think and where you would like this to go!

Love all messages and comments!

[pulpa-de-gorila]

La triste historia del tipo del teléfono (que me llevó más tiempo del debido). Es q tiene cara de muppet y está chiyoso..//The sad story of the guy on the phone (which took me longer than it should have) He has a muppet face and is funny lookin that's all

English and Russian versions below (I used a translator for the latter, so please correct me)

[larakb117]

LONDON ADVENTURE

Joseph Quinn & female y/n

Summary: Just smutty smut with Joe & female y/n.

Content warning: rpf, smut (18+), oral (female & male receiving), fluff

Part 12

The next few days were packed with appointments for Joe. You attended his Tonight Show appearance and actually got to know Jimmy Fallon himself. He was a funny and polite guy, introducing himself to you the moment you and Joe arrived at the NBC studios, right after you had went on top of that building: Rockefeller Center. The view from up there was mindblowing. Looking at Central Park, the Empire State Building and the stunning One World Trade Centre in the background let goosebumps run down your whole body.

The tonight show was really fun, a newcomer band performed, you were able to sit in the crowd right at the front. A few minutes before the show officially started some scattered seats got filled with some more people. You got a glimpse at one of them, who wore a Joseph Quinn shirt, crying in her seat. Joe sat in his seat, answered Jimmys questions and just looked so handsome. They both played Mad Lip Theatre together, which was hilarious and actually one of your favorite challenges they do on the show, so it was pretty cool to see it live. After they had finished filming the show, you were guided back to Joes backstage room. You rushed into his arms as soon as you stepped into the room: “Babe, you were amazing!”, Joe hold you close and kissed your forehead. “Thanks, love.” His hands rubbed your back up and down. You looked up to him, he stood really straight while you kind of sank into his arms, that’s why your little height difference multiplied by, what felt like, 5. Joe hold you for a couple of minutes. “Wanna grab something to eat?” You nodded and loosened the tight grip on his upper body.

Just some streets downtown from the NBC Studios you and Joe took a seat outside of one off the restaurants on the side of the street. Like always Joe hold your hand with his, they laid right in the middle of the table between you. After a bit of chatting and eating the food you had ordered you just sat their together and watched the most diverse people walking by. Suddenly one of those persons stopped rapidly and looked at Joe in disbelief once she perceived him. “Oh my god, you are Joseph Quinn!” Joe smiled shyly and ran his hand through his hair: “Yeah.”, he simply said. The girl chuckled nervously and stared at Joe for a moment. “You want to take a picture or something?”, Joe obviously tried to break the awkward silence between them. “Oh, yes. Hahaha!”, the girl laughed and her face turned red immediately. Joe stood up, laid his hand on her shoulder and they took a selfie. “What`s your name darling?”, Joe asked. “I´m Cara.”, she answered, shaking because of her tension. “Can I hug you?”, Cara asked. Joe went straight in, and hugged Cara. It was a long hug, definitely distant but you still felt a little sting in your chest. He also rubbed her back, not like he did with you, but still, the little sting was there. Joe broke the hug and sat back down at the table: “Have a lovely day, Cara!”, he winked at her and waved, when she turned around and continued her walk.

Joe looked at you: “You okay?”, he obviously had recognized your nervous hand scratching, that you always did when you felt uncomfortable. He tried to reassure you with a tiny smile and a little hand squeeze as he took your hand again. “Yeah, yeah…”, Joe did not believe you for sure. He knew exactly what was going on, you could see it in his eyes. Just a few days with him, but you already knew each other that well. “D´you know what? We should get to the hotel now.” He cheekily smiled at you now. You immediately understood. The sting was gone. Joe chuckled, grabbed your arm and ran to the next available cab with you.

The moment the backdoor of the cab got closed and Joe had told the driver the address of the hotel, he attacked your neck by roughly kissing and und running his tongue up and down, your head fell to the side to give him better access. His tongue touched your earlobe where he started to nibble a bit. Everything he did with his mouth made you moan, no matter which part of your body he touched with it. His hands got caught in your hair, you clenched your thighs together, you needed him right now. The cab driver cleared his throat at the front seat and Joe and you, separated right away. “We´re here.”

Joe paid and again grabbed your arm, teared you out of the car and into the lift at the hotel lobby. You were alone, so Joe kissed you again and again, your body stuck between his and the lift wall, this time it was sensual kisses on your lips. The fast switch from rough and passionate to slow and soft made your head dizzy. The lift door opened, Joe ran down the hall to your room and opened it with the key card. In chuckles you entered the room, Joe rapidly pushed you to the nearest wall and kissed you. His mouth wandered from your lips, down your jaw and neck and over the blouse you had decided for this morning. He pushed the waistband of it a little bit up, to gently kiss your lower stomach.

Roughly he pushed down your jeans and panties underneath at the same time. They were wrapped around your ankles now while Joe started to kiss you where you really needed him. You bumped your head to the wall in your arousal. Joe lifted your left leg up on his shoulder, he was on his knees for you. The little pressure of his tongue on your clit while he grabbed your thighs made you cum fast and hard. Your hands were tangled in his curls, trying to push him even more into your pussy, riding out your high against his face. His name escaped your throat several times, mixed with loud moans and sighs.

Joe removed your leg from his shoulder and guided you to the bed, where you laid in front of him. He removed your jeans completely, and opened the buttons of you shirt, until you were displayed entirely naked for him. He bit his lower lip and looked you deep in the eyes. “Damn, you are the most beautiful human I know, love.” You shyly smiled and sat up to undress him too. You could see his bulge clearly forming in his pants.

His shirt went to the floor, his pants followed them, then his boxers, his cock sprang free and for the first time, you felt like you wanted to try one of those things you were afraid of the whole time. “I want to blow you.”, you said to Joe staring at his hard cock right in front of your head. “You… what?”, Joe heavily exhaled. Now you looked up to him: “I want to blow you, Joe.” “You want my dick in your mouth?” “Yes.”, you were so sure, but Joe was obviously unsure about it. “You don’t want it?” “Oh I would love to, y/n. But are you sure about that?” You hectically nodded and touched his length, to start off, with your right hand. He moaned into the touch, which made you smile in pride. Your hand pumped his cock a few times, precum leaking out of it.

Then you wrapped your lips around his tip. Joe couldn’t contain a loud grunt. His hands were in your hair, slightly pulling at them. You loved the effect it had on him. You slowly started to get some more of his cock into your mouth, your tongue playing with it too, Joe letting out the filthiest sounds. “Oh, I´m so close.” You sucked him harder, taking more and more of his hard cock into your mouth, almost your throat, until your gag reflex kicked in. His breathing got heavier, which made you pussy throb. You needed him, very bad. “Y/n, I´m cumming. Where?”, was everything Joe managed to get out. You wanted him right inside, so you did not let go, when you felt his cock twitching in between your lips. The hot rope of cum shot down your throat, a weird but good feeling, you swallowed all his cum straight away.

Joe let out the loudest groan you ever heard from him. His hands were still in your hair with a tight grip, pushing your head more onto his cock which let it touch the back of your throat. He tasted amazing. You would have never thought that you would do something like this: deep throating a man in a hotel room in New York City.

Joe giggled a bit, and pulled his cock out of your mouth. “Damn, that was great.”, he sighed and sat down on the floor, aligning his face with yours. The entire time he had stood, while you kneeled on the bed. Joe smiled at you: “Thank you.” He cupped your cheek and pulled you in for a kiss. It was loving, long and intense. You wondered if he could taste himself in the kiss. “Already excited for the next time.”, you cheekily smiled back at Joe.

You hadn’t thought that it would be so enjoyable for yourself to give somebody a blowjob, but it was, at least with Joe. “It´s your turn again now.” He pushed you on your back onto the bed, and crawled on top of you. His hands next to your head at first he started to slow kiss you, running his tongue around your lips and then into your mouth, when you slightly opened it. One of his hands left the position to gently touch your clit.

Your whole body clenched together, you moaned into his mouth, deepening the wet kiss even more. “Joe.” “Yes?” “Please…” Joe interrupted your kiss and went straight down on you. His arms spread your legs, you tried to watch him but your head fell back the moment he laid his mouth on your clit. Moans, grunts, sighs, groans left your throat. He was so good at this, he never missed. Now it was your turn to bury your hands in his hair. The noises he made, while sucking you down there made you crazy in the best way possible. His head was trapped between your thighs now, your hands pushing him more and more in. His hands had a tight grip on your thighs as well. You slightly pushed up your hips, hovering over the sheets underneath. You were close, very close.

Joe added one of his fingers in your throbbing hole, a second one joined just a few seconds later, hitting your sweet spot instantly because he curled his fingers just the right angle. That made you scream his name. Your hotel neighbours were probably pretty annoyed by the constant sex noises from your room, but you didn´t care. All you could think about right now was the orgasm building up. You came hard, and loud, obviously. Joe left your soaking temple and hovered right above your face with a wide smile. “Was it good?” “You dumbass!” , you both bursted into an uncontrollable laugh. After some cuddling, kissing and making out you decided to have a pee, safety first. Your girlfriends always told you about that, but the sex you and Joe had within the last week never really led up to you leaving for the bathroom. You simply really had to pee.

To be continued…

@eviethetheatrefreak

[arashikohedervary]

Chaos theory theories and comments after just watching it for the first time!!!!

All right, so I think Ben's girlfriend is Italian just from how he said 'Ciao, cara mia' to his van. But do you know what else is in Italy? The BioSyn dino park-stuff. Hmm.... suspicious...

Also, am I the only one who doesn't trust Mateo? He looks too out of place, like he just pretends. And he shows up *just* when stuff happens. Maybe I'm too paranoid but I could picture him as some big, bad guy.

Daniel Kon, rest in piece you piece of shit. You were a terrible dad but you didn't deserve that fate as well as Kenji didn't deserve to see it happen.

(Also, Kenji speaking Japanese broke my heart on a different level)

I found it very funny how suddenly more and more people call Ben 'Benjamin' when it's something urgent. Maybe that also happened in jwcc, I just haven't noticed it.

Also, give him a beanie for heaven's sake!

But I absolutely looove it so far!!! I feel awful because to have plot bad things have to happen to them which destroys the illusion of happily ever after but as the Hungarian say it: 'they lived happily ever after, until they died'.

Yaaaaay, Brooklyn lives!!! (They didn't make figures from her because then the missing arm would have made it obvious.)

By the way, here's the Bingo:

[chocochipsushi]

𝟏 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐤, 𝟏 𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚

Been thinking about this one TikTok prank and immediately imagined Gojo, so I decided to write a short scenario.... but then I was like.... LET'S HAVE CARA'S HEAVENLY COMBO!!! So this is headcanon thingy for Gojo, Geto, and Toji.

🌸Warning: SFW but there's spanking and a bit of hair pulling 😬

🌸AU: You return from the toilet with a bubble tea (or boba) that you bought, and prank your boyfriend telling him that a man offered to buy it for you if you'd let him spank you.

🌸Featuring: Gojo, Geto, Toji

𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎

Taking a few deep breaths to keep a straight face, you shake off any creeping giggles and smiles before walking round the corner to where you see your boyfriend waiting patiently for you, using his phone. 

“Oh my god, Satoru!” you exclaim as you get closer. He lifts his head and frowns at you with his azure eyes over the top of his sunglasses. “Some guy told me he'd get me a bubble tea if I'd let him slap my ass!”

A sharp eyebrow quirks in my direction. Gojo locks his phone. “Didn’t you go to the toilet?”

You feel a little confused over his question, because you had expected him to be mad right away. But you decide to answer anyway, “Yeah, I did.”

A furrow shows up between his eyebrows. “Where?”

With the hand holding the bubble tea you just bought, you point in the direction of where you came from. Gojo stands right away, and you notice that he doesn’t even notice the drink in your hand. He keeps his phone in his back pocket and starts to storm off. 

You’re speechless as you watch him walk towards where you came from. You stand there in confusion and disbelief, because you would have expected him to get mad at you for taking up that “offer”. Instead, he said nothing about it and headed right for the imaginary man who had just “assaulted” his girlfriend. 

You stand by the empty bench where Gojo had been waiting for you while you were gone. He takes so long that you’re wondering if you should call the ambulance. You know that he would be fine, but you’re worried that you might have gotten an innocent man injured. 

That is, until Gojo turns the corner 10 minutes later, holding two servings of bubble tea in his hands. He is grinning at you with a pep in his step as he walks towards you. A smile forms on your face as a giggle rises from your chest. 

“He got two hard ones in.” He makes a grimace as he shows you his “painful” bottom. But then he breaks into a grin. “Worth it,” he says as he lifts his drinks up to show you. 

You’re still giggling as you grab his collar. “You’re so stupid,” you mutter right before you press your lips on his boyish smile. 

𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎

Geto is leaning against a lamp post, smoking a cigarette when you walk up to him, making sure your bubble tea is hidden from view. Once you’re close enough, you take a deep breath and feign anxiousness. 

“Suguru!” 

The male looks up at once, his slanted eyes focusing on you with all his attention. You can tell that he is worried. “You alright, babe?”

You try not to let your guilt affect you as you tell him, “I just came out of the toilet when some guy told me he’d buy me bubble tea if I let him spank me!”

At once, Geto flicks his cigarette butt away and pushes off the lamp post. His body is tense and you just know that he is ready to fight. “Where?” he growls. 

Hoping you do not regret this, you use the hand holding your bubble tea to point in the direction you came in. You could just tell that Geto is getting angrier by the second, that he doesn’t even notice the drink in your hand at first. 

“There!” you say, jabbing your finger in that direction again, making the drink slosh around in the cup. 

Geto takes a moment before he realises that something is off. First, a frown appears between his brows. Then, he blinks long and hard. And finally, he drops his gaze down to the thing in your hand. He stares at it for a long time. You see his body slowly losing all the tension that had been built up. Flickering his eyes up to you, you see an unimpressed stare. 

“Not funny.”

You purse your lips to hide your grin. “It's pretty funny,” you argue. 

“Idiot,” he mutters with an eye roll. 

You’re giggling when he snatches the drink out of your hand to take a sip of it, and that makes you laugh even more. 

“You like free bubble tea, Suguru?”

“Shut up.”

“Go let that man spank you and you’ll have one too.” 

Suguru is too fast when he grabs your arm and pulls you flushed against him. You gape up at him in shock, only to see his bottom lip caught between his teeth. You let out a squeak when he lands a big, fat slap on your bottom, causing you to stumble even closer to him, your face planted in his hard chest. As if to ease the pain, his assaulting hand flies to the back of your head to keep you buried in his pecs as he leans down to press a whisper of a kiss on your temple. 

“Now I owe you a free bubble tea.” 

𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈

Toji is sitting on his bike leisurely with his helmet on his lap and his arm resting on it while he waits for you, smoking a cigarette. The moment he sees you coming round the corner, he takes a quick, long drag and throws the stick away. You can see him glancing down at the drink in your hand. He is always so observant. 

Upon reaching him, you innocently tell him, “A guy offered me a bubble tea if I let him spank my butt.” You take a small sip of your drink as you stare up at him with big, round eyes. 

Toji’s eyebrow quirks intimidatingly. “And you said yes?” 

“You spank me all the time. One spank for bubble tea is worth it.”

He leans back in his seat yet somehow, he looks even scarier, like he is towering over you. “You’d better be lying to me, baby.” You keep blinking at him with that same naive look on your face. Toji brushes his hair back, looking progressively frustrated and annoyed. “You know I’m not going to let this go.”

You hold the drink out to him and offer, “It’s yummy, Toji.”

He watches you for a few seconds. Then, he kicks the stand of his motorcycle and in a flash, he has swung his leg over his bike so that he is standing over you. 

“Where’s the fucking idiot?” he growls. 

You’re starting to feel a little anxious at how upset he is. But you try to stand your ground. “Dunno. Maybe gone.” You reach out to hold his inner forearm. “Can you buy me bubble tea the next time you spank me, too?”

Toji glares at you. “I’ll buy you bubble tea anytime, stupid girl. Now tell me where you saw that fucking bastard.”

You ignore his second statement. You beam at him. “And donuts, Toji?”

He gives you an astounded look. “Fuck, yeah, anything,” he answers impatiently. 

You immediately give up on the prank. You giggle and tell him, “Fooled ya! I just wanted to see your reaction because my friends tried it on their boyfriends too.”

He stares at you for so long that you start to feel a little stupid for playing such a prank on him. You’re about to open your mouth to apologise when he grabs your ponytail and yanks you roughly towards him, so that your head bumps his chest. You’re not breathing anymore, more so in anticipation. Toji curls your ponytail around his palm and pulls on it, tilting your head up so that when he leans down, his scarred lips are at your ear. 

His voice is low and husky as he murmurs, “You don’t know how lucky you are that I would miss you if you were gone.”

© chocochipsushi 2022 all works are mine, please do not rewrite/plagiarise

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[volturissideslut]

𝖁𝖔𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎 𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 (𝕻𝖔𝖑𝖞)

Meeting their mate under unusual circumstances

_________________________________________

You were on a streak of bad luck

After having moved to volterra for this job opportunity, you moved into a small apartment

but it was way smaller then you originally thought it would be

but it was too late now so you were out and about looking for food

now, volterra it's a relatively small area compared to the big bustling cities you were used to which means all the shops and food areas were closed considering how late it was

I mean it was ridiculous

3 shops and some take away places, all closed before 8:30 pm on a Wednesday

it's wasn't funny, not really, but you couldn't help but laugh at it as you tried to find your way back to your apartment (for 40 minutes might I add)

Aro, Caius and Marcus were on the way back to the castle after checking up personally on the cullens when the wheezing laugh of someone reached their ears

You were walking toward them, about to finally cave in and ask someone for directions home and chose them

now in hindsight, a dark street, being alone and lost, and approaching three suspicious looking guys may not have been the best decision you made in your life

also in hindsight, it was the best damn decision you ever made in your life considering these three men were your mates

I digress,

upon approaching them you were awestruck. Seeing their face as you moved closer instead of just shadows- you were entranced, and judging from the gobsmacked look on their faces they were too

"Mia cara..." the blond one whispered

awkwardness over came you as you struggled to ask directions

just as they were about to try and postpone you leavimg your stomach groaned obnoxiously

embarrassingly, too, might I add

and much to their relief

aro, being the smooth talker he is, roped you into coming into their castle, and now you were in some library?? and. suddenly vampires are real?? and you can't have that job?? and suddenly your soon to be in training to be a queen??

Marcus was the first one you warmed up to and he became a comfort and companion very early on (omfg I love him)

Surprisingly, Caius was the second you warmed up to, bonding over mutual loves for arts, hatreds and aiding his rants about the people he didn't really like

And last but not least, Aro, who after the intital distance because of his intrusive gift you fell hard and fast for because of his eccentric personality

Let's be real, you want for nothing now you've met these three as they just love to spoil you

also, that night you ended up just eating the secretary's leftovers

she was also promptly killed for her dislike of you (not that you would ever know, you didn't even know it was her food or that she existed)