#castiel incorrect quotes

[transexualpirate]

funniest thing about cas is that he's literally everything. he's a pta mom. he's an eldritch horror. he's as old as time. he's just learning how to live. he's a girlboss. he's a pathetic little man. he's a romantic. he has lost faith in love. he's the best dad ever. he's a panicking first time parent. all of those things are true at the same time

[super-incorrect]

Castiel - *eating a cinnamon roll*

Y/n - Cannibalism

Castiel - *confused chewing noises*

[panic-in-the-multiverse]

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Dean Winchester please come to the front desk?

Dean, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Y/N and Castiel

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Y/N and Castiel, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Dean: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

[hellerjackline]

[jonasdirection101]

Jack: “DAAAAAAAAAAAAD, Claire is being mean to me!”

Castiel: “If you continue doing that, Claire, you won't have ice-cream as dessert.”

Dean: “But we still love you.”

Castiel, looking at Dean: “Why do you say that everytime I'm scolding one of them?”

Dean: “I'm…”

Castiel: “Don't answer! You're going to say something sad. Then I'll feel bad for you and then I'll want to kill your dad.”

[spn-incorrect-quotes]

Dean: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Y/n: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Dean: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Y/n: But I heard a siren.

Castiel: That was Sam.

Sam: Sorry, I got nervous.

[mischieviem]

[spn-lesbian]

demon: I'm going to kill your husband!

Dean: my what?

demon: the angel *points at Cas*

Dean: he's not my husband?

demon: *slams fist* WHY NOT?!

[morganaconda]

[420technoblazeit]

[super-incorrect]

Y/n - At the end, you can't even trust the person who you love the most

Castiel - Why do you say that?

Sam, sighing - I ate the last oreo

[i-make-fun-of-spn-characters]

That's just Team Free Will babeyy

[ilostmyshoe28]

Dean: I’m bike selectional

Dean: I’m bisectional

Sam: take your time

Dean: men

[jonasdirection101]

Fake Dean: “I’m the real Dean!”

Dean: “No, I’m the real Dean!”

Castiel: “Which one do we kill?!”

Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”

Castiel: *Nods*

Sam: “What’s 3 times 9?”

Fake Dean: “27!”

Sam, shooting fake Dean: “Wrong answer.”

Castiel: “3 times 9 is 27!”

Sam: “Yeah, but that wouldn’t have been Deans answer.”

Castiel: “What?”

Sam, pointing at Dean: “That would’ve been Deans answer.”

Dean, glaring at Sam after counting on his fingers before walking away: “You know I failed math, so why you asking me- You know what? I don’t have to explain, I don’t gotta explain anything to you. Get out, get out of my face!”

[spn-incorrect-quotes]

Dean: I dare you-

Castiel: Y/n is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

Dean: Why not?

Y/n: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

[castielshugetits]

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