#cat coded! marc

[fall0utmind]

Gattino - Rosquez One shot (~2k)

Oh hey, did someone want a stupid one shot where Marc gets a helmet with cat ears?? No? Have it anyways :)

As per usual, come talk to me xx

It had been a hot summer so far, the sun beating down on the dirt track during the day; the atmosphere was oppressive with no breeze to break it. The evenings brought cooler air which was beautiful to sit out in, but the nights were unpleasant, too hot for even a sheet. Even so, the academy rode, and Vale watched them. He advised them on their water breaks, which were more frequent at this time of the year, telling them where they were losing time and how to improve. Afterwards, they scrambled inside, racing each other and laughing like schoolboys rather than fully grown adults. Valentino wasn't sure where they got the energy from.

The evening sun was slanting through the big windows, casting the room in hues of gold. Valentino was sitting on one of the comfy sofas writing up notes from the track session. It had been a long day at the ranch, full of motorbikes and joy. The boys were changing and getting sorted for dinner, their chatter drifting down the hallway. It was comfortable, having his house full of laughter over the summer; sometimes it felt too lonely when they weren’t here.

Luca was the first one back downstairs, his hair still slightly damp from the shower. He smiled at Vale before heading into the kitchen, mind already set on food. Valentino rolled his eyes fondly and watched his brother disappear, knowing the other boys would come down soon, clamouring for a meal. They usually took turns to make dinner, fostering a sense of comradery that he was immensely proud of in his academy. Tonight was Pecco and Luca's turn; he had heard them conferring over lunch. Valentino was just thankful it was not Bez or Cele, or the kitchen might not be standing by the night’s end.

Right on cue, Bez screeched from somewhere in the house, the sound of heavy footfall following. It stopped suddenly before a round of obnoxious later exploded from the direction of the bedrooms. The running started up again, multiple people this time.

Bez came rushing through the door, clutching his phone and shouting as he did so, "Luca!! LUCA".

Pecco and Franky rushed in after him, Franky was laughing hard, whereas Pecco looked torn between confusion and amusement. Luca popped his head out of the kitchen, frowning at the commotion, "What is It Bez?", he asked. Valentino heard a harsh cuss before a thump as Bez smacked into the kitchen doorframe. It prompted the others to burst into giggles, used to Bez's clumsiness.

Bez simply thrust his phone at Luca as he pouted and rubbed his head. Valentino honestly began to consider babyproofing the house if his boys continued to act like children. As if to prove the point, Cele ran through the door at full speed, almost colliding with Pecco. He steadied the younger gently and grinned at Cele’s embarrassed smile, "Watch it piccolo", his voice was tinged with amusement as he chided him. Cele scowled at the nickname, unimpressed. Vale shook his head at them, trying to suppress his overly fond grin.

Bez was practically jumping up and down as Luca took the phone, almost yelling at him in excitement. Luca shushed him, and Bez quietened down enough that Valentino could hear rapid-fire Spanish playing from the phone’s speaker. Luca’s cheeks began to turn pink, his mouth agape as he stared at the phone in his hands. When the video ended indicated by the lack of Spanish, the whole group dissolved into laughter. Every time one of them looked back at Luca’s stunned face, they doubled over once more. Bez was gasping around his words, "fuck that's so funny. Luca’s face. Jesus, of course, he posted it like a thirst trap, classic Marquez".

Vale froze. Which brother were they talking about? And what the hell was a thirst trap? And why the hell were his boys so invested in it? His interest was piqued; he needed to see the video. He stood up and strolled into the kitchen, aiming for casual despite his racing thoughts. When he approached the group, Luca and Pecco both shot him panicked looks, the former even stepping away from Valentino. He frowned in confusion, cocking his head slightly. Well, that answered the question of which brother. Pecco had grown surprisingly close to Marc since they had been teammates, and he now avoided all conversations about the Spaniard with Valentino. It made sense, although Valentino had stopped being so publicly anti-Marc, he certainly wasn’t fond of the man. Not at all.

(Definitely not)

Valentino held his hand out to Luca, who shook his head frantically in response. It made Valentino feel like he had missed something important. Anger bubbled inside him. The others were looking between the two brothers now, uncertainty radiating off them. Valentino arched an eyebrow at Luca, who sighed but passed him the phone with a look that told him he wouldn’t like what he saw.

On the screen was a video from Alex Marquez's Instagram story. It started with Alex laughing hard with a friend, talking in rapid-fire Catalan; the only bit Vale understood was Marc’s name. The next frame showed Marc, standing shirtless as Alex gave him a box from behind the camera; the younger could be heard laughing in the background as Marc opened the gift. A rapid series of emotions crossed his face: confusion to shock, to embarrassment, before finally settling on a cocky smirk as he lifted a helmet out of the box. At first glance the helmet was normal- sleek glossy black with a dark visor. Until Marc spun it in his hands, revealing two little pieces on top. Valentino flicked his eyes up to Luca, wondering why it was so funny. He realised before Luca could say, it was funny because the helmet had cat ears. Alex had brought Marc a helmet with little ears on it as some kind of stupid joke. The Marc in the phone lifted his head to look directly at the camera, trailing his hands over the ears as he winked and simply said, "For Luca".

Valentino stared at the screen for so long that it turned black. He vaguely remembered a promotional video Luca had done for Honda last year- one where Luca had said that he would like Marc to wear this helmet. Something hot pulled in his gut. He tried to ignore it.

The boys had fallen into an awkward silence, waiting for Vale to make a move. He could not stop imagining Marc in the helmet. Marc's sharp grin when he won His eyes dark as he flipped up the visor.

Fuck.

Valentino’s voice was a little too deep and gravelly when he spoke, "he will look ridiculous". He could only hope they didn't notice. He almost chucked the phone back at Luca, fleeing the scene. Behind him, the boys stared in bemusement, only Luca looked on with a knowing look in his eyes.

*

By the time dinner was ready, Valentino had firmly pushed all thoughts of Marc to the back of his mind. He steadfastly ignored the looks Bez and Pecco shot him throughout the meal, focusing the conversation on tomorrow's training plan instead. He spoke to Cele about tucking tighter in the corners and told Franky about the areas of the track where he was losing speed. He saw Pecco and Luca conversing quietly out of the corner of his eyes and had the distinctly uncomfortable feeling that they were talking about him.

Once the dishes were washed and put away, the whole group settled in the living room, sprawled out across furniture and the floor. Valentino had cracked out a bottle of wine; it was summer break after all. Pecco was second in the championships, just behind Marc, who had gone from strength to strength on the Ducati. It was, admittedly, rather impressive, and Marc looked good in red. He paused, wondering how he had yet again begun thinking about Marc. He cursed himself for his weakness.

The buzz of a phone was loud, even above the murmurs of conversation and hushed music that Vale had picked out. A choked-off noise ripped him from his musings and he raised his eyes to look at the source. Luca was staring at his phone again, eyes like saucers. The boys closer to him clambered over to see what he was looking at. Bez and Cele started cackling immediately; even Pecco was smirking, rolling his eyes fondly. Bez turned to Luca, "Ah, I think he liked your idea", he said in a teasing voice. Luca chuckled, slightly far away, "fucking hell, clearly. Is this on his public?". The other boys laughed harder at the comment. Vale felt lost. He tuned them out as they continued to joke around, unwilling to be drawn into Marc Marquez once again. Instead, he ran through the mental imagery of every corner in the 2006 championship.

He tried to follow the conversation after that, but he was far away for the rest of the night. His glass of wine had been finished and refilled a few times over. Valentino refused to give in to the temptation. He didn't care about Marc. He didn't want to know what the hell he was doing. And yet, as the night wore on, Valentino’s mind kept drifting to him. Marc smiling underneath him, his eyes crinkled and fucked out. Marc, shirtless, on his sofa at the ranch. Marc wearing the helmet as he sped around Valentino’s track, on one of Valentino's bikes. The possessive part of him was very pleased by the idea. It was a heady thought, addictive in the way that only Marc could be. It led his brain down a path that he tried not to tread. Not anymore. It was only once the boys had all headed to bed that Vale gave in. It was slightly embarrassing to unblock Marc on social media for this.

(But so worth it.)

His most recent post was a series of five slides, the caption simply read “Meow” and tagged Luca. Something akin to jealousy burned inside of him. The photos were various shots of Marc in the helmet. He was shirtless, standing outside by a pool, sweat trailing down his bronzed skin. The Spanish sun was lighting him up like some kind of Greek god, carved from marble and made to be worshipped. Valentino licked his lips subconsciously, enraptured by the flex of his abs and pecs. He had the helmet on, it made Valentino freeze like a rabbit in headlights. In the first two photos, the visor was down, hiding his facial expression, but Marc had flipped the visor up in the others. He was laughing in the one, crinkles in the corner of his eyes which were honeyed in the sunlight. The second one was straight out of a wet dream. Marc looked hungry, as he did when he raced. His eyes were hard and determined - deep pools of molten fire. Valentino shifted in his seat. He flicked to the final slide, a video this time. Alex and Marc were dirt biking, the younger chasing Marc around the track, following a black helmet with little pointy ears. Marc was riding like a maniac, his cackle heard over the roar of the bikes. The video ended when he skidded to a stop, flipping his visor up and smiling widely at the camera.

Valentinos heart was beating out his chest. He can't remember the last time he was so turned on. Over a goddamn Instagram post of all things.

Maybe he was getting old.

Maybe it was just because of Marc.

But when he finally dragged himself to bed, he dreamt of the younger man. It came in flashes of golden skin, dirty smiles, and hot nights. But somewhere, deep in his dreams, he was chasing Marc around the track, his cat ear helmet hiding his bright grin.

[vettberg]

[meelonkurb]

in honour of motogp starting again i wanted to quickly get this out

this is my first year watching a motogp season from the very start because i became interested for the first time last june.

my cat passed away this january and i wanted to collect all my videos/pictures of him to 1 album

come to find a video from 2022 of him watching a moto(gp? 2? 3?) race, 2 years before i became interested in the sport

i know for certain that if he was still here, he would have loved to watch the new races with me

i don't post personal pictures for obvious reasons but i love norri so much, he deserves some appreciation on my blog

[burirammin]

Still looking for this btw. Someone please help a girl out.

Im begging someone please take a screenshot of Marc looking up/zoning out in the pit box. It’s like the first shot of him in the whole session (fp1) and I’m not sure if I hallucinated it helpp.

He look so PRETTY I need to see it again 😭

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Ashlesha: The Villain Era Nakshatra

Ashlesha nakshatra can create poison to destroy their enemies. They also have the ability to restrain their destructive powers and hold poison within themselves. As I said in my previous post, Ashlesha embodies the demonic feminine and showcases qualities of the dark side of the feminine. But we need to understand that "darkness" is a spectrum and can be defined/portrayed in a variety of ways.

In this post I'll explore various tropes that Ashlesha natives portray on screen.

Peyton List, Ashlesha Sun plays Poison Ivy in Gotham

"The thing I love most about Poison Ivy is her walking that line between bastion of Mother Nature and psycho Eco-terrorist. She sees herself as the hand of Mother Nature. If Mother Nature were "God," then Ivy would be her "Jesus." She defends the defenceless nature of the world and truly believes in her cause. Maiming, mauling, and mutilating are extreme measures, but it's nothing compared to what irredeemable cruelties humanity's done to the world of nature. Ivy always sees the greater good as she punishes those who deserve it."— J. T. Krul (comic book writer)

This describes Ashlesha natives quite well. They truly believe that the people they hurt deserve it. The aspect of serving karma/justice is a very prominent one.

Poison Ivy has the following abilities:

Genius-level intellect

Manipulation of plants and toxins

Decelerated aging

Expert seductress

These can all directly be connected to Ashlesha. Being a Mercury ruled nak, these natives are naturally intelligent and their minds work very fast, given the mythology of this nak, their connection to toxins and poisons is a gift given to the Ashlesha native. Mercurial women often look very young/youthful and maintain this youthfulness well into their 30s and 40s and on. This nak's deity is Nagas, the serpent God and serpent connection in any nak is a strong indicator of potent sexuality and seductive energy.

Poison Ivy possesses a poisonous touch and is characterized as a "supervillain" or "antiheroine".

I had mentioned in my old post about how movies featuring Ashlesha women have a common trope of them being abused, gaining power through that violent experience and then using those powers to go after all the bad guys.

Similarly, Poison Ivy was a botanist who was persuaded by Marc LeGrand to assist him with the theft of an Egyptian artefact containing ancient herbs. Fearing she would implicate him in the theft, he attempts to poison her with the herbs, which are deadly and untraceable. She survives this murder attempt and discovers she has acquired an immunity to all natural toxins and diseases.

2. Jennifer Lawrence, Ashlesha Sun plays Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games

if you're familiar with the books or the movies you would know that there is a heavy emphasis on Katniss' resorting to manipulation to skew things in her favour, both on and off the arena.

She's competing in a survival reality show where tributes have to kill each other for the entertainment of the masses but she manages to turn things around in her favour through media manipulation, using everything to her advantage.

This emphasizes on Ashlesha's mercurial ability to play with perception and skew the narrative in their favour.

Katniss is an impoverished girl from the poorest district with no chances of winning but she relies on things other than brute strength to see her through the Games.

3. Barbra Streisand, Ashlesha Moon as Yentl in Yentl

This movie is about a girl who disguises herself as a guy to go to school. She falls in love with her male classmate and his gf falls in love with her (believing her to be a guy).

Claire had said in her Ashlesha video about how WLW themes in cinema often involve Cat yoni gals (Punarvasu or Ashlesha)

4. Catherine Deneuve, Ashlesha Moon in The Hunger (1983)

this is yet another very Ashlesha coded movie about a vampire (played by Deneuve) and her aging partner and the doctor he consults to help with his condition and the homoerotic bond that develops between these women.

the fact that Deneuve is playing a vampire (i've noticed Ashlesha playing demonic/monstress esque characters a lot) and that "aging" is a main plot point (vampires don't age) is vv intriguing since mercurials are the most "young/youthful looking"; Mercurials are essentially teenagers even as they grow older, they don't "age" the way most people do, not just physically but also mentally and of course, it wouldn't be an Ashlesha coded film without some WLWism in it.

A major reason why Cat yoni girls are drawn to other girls or to non-penetrative intercourse is because sex is vv painful for female cats. A male cat's penis is barbed, and these little spikes scrape along the female cat's vagina during copulation, making sexual intercourse vv painful for them. I have noticed that many Cat yoni women irl tend to have vaginismus or other conditions that make penetrative intercourse unpleasant or difficult for them. Making love to another woman or intercourse with a partner (male or female) that's largely centred around foreplay is what feels pleasurable to these natives. More than the act of PIV, its intimacy that they crave from sex. They can be very passive in bed and find it hard to orgasm with just PIV. A low libido is also likely. They're not prudish, they're very imaginative with what they desire but when it comes to actually physically expressing themselves, they're like cats, they can't express it.

5. Audrey Tautou, Ashlesha Sun in Priceless (2006)

Audrey Tautou plays a gold digger-y woman (a common Ashlesha trope) who mistakes a bartender to be a wealthy man. She later helps him work as a gigolo for a wealthy woman.

Ashleshas are skilled at manipulation (this is often described in a negative light by many astrologers but manipulation is a skill like any other and can be used for good and bad reasons). This whole movie revolves around one woman's ability to manipulate men into giving her what she wants and by teaching this to another person, she is emphasizing the fact that this is a skill that can be picked up (an essential Mercurial principle because Mercury is about that which we cultivate not what we've been innately gifted with).

6. Marilyn Monroe, Ashlesha Rising in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

MM plays a gold digger who carefully uses her feminine charms and allure to get with wealthy men. Understanding how to channel femininity in ways that benefit them is a very Cancerian woman thing.

If we were to consider the fact that Marilyn basically created a whole alter ego, adopted certain mannerisms, dressed a specific way, used a fake baby voice, styled and kept up a whole persona then we can see the positive manifestation of Ashlesha and Cancer's manipulative feminine nature. She wasn't born Marilyn, she became her through her carefully cultivated charm. This is peak Mercury, peak Cancer behaviour.

Sidenote: I've noticed many Cancer women speaking in a fake baby voice tbh hehe, Paris Hilton (Pushya Moon) also does this. Paris is also a great example of Cancerian performative femininity. She managed to convince the whole world she was a dumb blonde heiress when she was anything but. She created a persona for herself and played that character to the t. Her hyperfeminine mannerisms, almost caricatur-ish personality has had a lasting impact on pop culture. She herself has come out to say that she "was playing a character".

7. Anna Kendrick, Ashlesha Sun in Alice, Darling (2022)

this movie is about a manipulative, abusive and controlling relationship based on anna kendrick's real life experiences. Ashlesha women and Cancer women in general are very susceptible to relationships of this sort. It starts at home usually, these women have very dysfunctional relationships with their mothers and go on to form unhealthy and toxic romantic relationships (if unevolved).

8. Ashlesha's connection to Snow White

Ashlesha Sun & Moon, Charlize Theron as the evil stepmother in Snow White & the Huntsmen

Ashlesha Moon Lily Collins as Snow White in Mirror Mirror

Snow White's story depicts the OG toxic mother-daughter dynamic which is a common theme in the lives of many Ashlesha natives. Receiving step daughterly treatment from your own mother and having a sibling who is more favoured than you is another common theme.

We see this play out in real life with Bella and Gigi Hadid who both have Ashlesha Mars as their atmakaraka and amatyakaraka respectively.

Many Ashlesha women play the toxic mother in tv shows and movies (Vera Farmiga, Ashlesha Moon in Bates Motel) but its equally likely for them to play the daughter who is at the receiving end of the abuse.

A major way that this "toxicity" manifests is through highly co-dependent relationships with their mothers, who essentially run their lives for them and keep them "trapped" in childlike passivity. The thing is Ashlesha women almost kinda like it this way, they want to be taken care of, they're needy and would much rather have someone else do everything for them. Rising above this passivity is their biggest challenge.

The Indian actress Sridevi (Ashlesha Sun & Stellium) was known for her highly co-dependent relationship with her mother. In the 80s during her peak, it was a running joke that you could ask Sridevi anything and she'd respond with "Ask Mummy". Sridevi, like many Ashlesha natives had a very childlike personality and was often described as lacking "mental maturity". The reality is that her mother micromanaged her life and made all her decisions, controlled her finances and told her what she could do and couldn't do until she passed away when Sri was well into her 30s. She forced Sri into films when she was barely a toddler and never gave her any formal education. Of course Sridevi never described this relationship as "toxic". Most of these natives wouldn't because its been ingrained into them that they're incapable of getting anything done on their own and "need" their mother to do things for them. They're gaslit into believing they're inept. (Sridevi was also known for speaking in a baby voice 😌)

Ashlesha lies entirely in Cancer rashi which means they are lost to the watery depths of Cancer's influence, the combination of Moon & Mercury always makes one prone to manipulation and although this is considered a negative, I absolutely believe it can be manifest in positive ways. However it IS hard.

The feminine/ yin urge to absorb energy manifests itself in an absolutely self-serving here. Imo this is by nature self serving always however other Cancer rashi naks have the ability to give to others in ways an Ashlesha native can't.

Ashlesha is cancer at its most passive, absolutely unable to "give"; this means they feel easily drained by others and have to be very selective with who they give their energy to. Women in society are harshly judged for how much of their energy they give to others which is why Ashlesha women who are largely self contained are viewed as "toxic", because our society looks down upon women who only exist for themselves, we're all taught to "give". A woman who cannot do so is seen as "toxic" because its "selfish" to keep to yourself. This is why Ashleshas are so grossly misunderstood.

Mercurial women have a very complicated relationship with sex and sexuality. This is most evident in the case of Ashlesha women. Cat yoni is the most restrictive yoni and this is not only apparent in their sexual preferences and relationships but in the way they conduct themselves generally. They are usually introverted and struggle the most with their tendency to be passive because cats are by nature, very lethargic creatures who are self involved and seldom seek outside company.

The other two mercury naks, Jyeshta (rabbit yoni) and Revati (elephant yoni) have a very different approach to sexual matters. For Jyeshta natives, its the frequency of sex that matters, since rat/rabbit yoni is considered the most sexual. They usually have a high sex drive but sex itself is impersonal for them.

However for Revati natives, given that their yoni is the largest land animal, more than frequency its the quality of sexual intimacy that satiates them. They are thrill seekers. Sex that is ordinary or "vanilla" does not fulfil them; there has to be an element of adrenaline rush, which BDSM or other taboo relationships can provide but its rare for these natives to feel pure, naked desire for someone, they crave the thrill of sex itself.

Overall, a major focus in the lives of Ashlesha natives is building an identity for themselves. Many of them cultivate a self that's entirely different to who they were growing up, with a very apparent change in style/mannerisms etc. Like snakes (to whom they are closely linked) they need to shed their skin and renew themselves again and again.

Their Mercurial gifts of intellect, wit and street smarts see them through these and allow them to flourish in every avatar.

[demifiendrsa]

LOVE DEATH + ROBOTS VOLUME 4 | Official Trailer

Season 4 of Love Death + Robots will stream on Netflix on May 15, 2025.

Poster

Volume 4 episode guide

CAN’T STOP

Synopsis: A unique take on the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ legendary 2003 performance at Slane Castle, Ireland, with band members Anthony Kiedis, Flea, Chad Smith, and John Frusciante recreated as string-puppets. Directed by David Fincher, who originally made his name with music videos in the 1980s and early ’90s, before segueing into unforgettable feature films. Director: David Fincher Music, Lyrics and Performance: Red Hot Chili Peppers Animation Studio: Blur Studio. Voice Cast: Anthony Kiedis, Flea, John Frusciante, Chad Smith

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE MINI KIND

Synopsis: Tiny terror is unleashed in this mini alien apocalypse as directors Robert Bisi and Andy Lyon pay loving tribute to classic sci-fi stories of alien invasion and human stupidity using tilt-shift techniques that make the end of the world look almost cute. Director: Robert Bisi & Andy Lyon Writer: Robert Bisi & Andy Lyon Animation Studio: BUCK

SPIDER ROSE

Synopsis: A return to the fantastic cyberpunk universe of “Swarm” (Vol. 3), created by visionary sci-fi author Bruce Sterling and directed by Jennifer Yuh Nelson. On a remote asteroid mining operation, a grieving Mechanist gets a new companion and has a chance to avenge herself against the Shaper assassin who killed her husband. Director: Jennifer Yuh Nelson Writer: Joe Abercrombie, based on the short story by Bruce Sterling Animation Studio: Blur Studio Voice Cast: Emily O’Brien, Feodor Chin, Piotr Michael & Sumalee Montano

400 BOYS

Synopsis: In a post-apocalyptic city where warring gangs follow a bushido-like code of honor, a new gang, the 400 Boys, forces them to unite. A blend of beauty and brutality from Canadian director Robert Valley, whose LDR episode “Ice” won the Emmy for Outstanding Short Form Animation. Director: Robert Valley Writer: Tim Miller, based on the short story by Marc Laidlaw Animation Studio: Passion Animation, a Division of Passion Pictures Voice Cast: John Boyega, Ed Skrein, Sienna King, Dwane Walcott, Rahul Kohli, Pamela Nomvete & Amar Chadha-Patel

THE OTHER LARGE THING

Synopsis: From the mind of prolific writer John Scalzi comes the story of a cat who plans world domination. Sanchez, as his puny human “pets” know him, is helped by a new robotic butler (voiced by Last Week Tonight host John Oliver) who can hack into the World Wide Web and is eager to help his new master. Director: Patrick Osborne Writer: John Scalzi Animation Studio: AGBO Voice Cast: Chris Parnell, John Oliver, Fred Tatasciore & Rachel Kimsey

GOLGOTHA

Synopsis: In a rare live-action entry in Love, Death + Robots, a conscientious vicar – played by Rhys Darby, (What We Do In The Shadows) – plays host to an emissary of an alien race who believes their messiah has been reborn on earth… as a dolphin. So, uh… yeah, Dolphin-Jesus. Directed by Tim Miller. Director: Tim Miller Writer: Joe Abercrombie, based on the short story by Dave Hutchinson Animation Studio: Luma Pictures (VFX) Voice Cast: Rhys Darby, Moe Daniels, Graham McTavish, Phil Morris, Michelle Lukes & Matthew Waterson

THE SCREAMING OF THE TYRANNOSAUR

Synopsis: On a space station orbiting Jupiter, decadent aristocrats gather to witness a brutal contest of genetically modified gladiators — fierce combatants riding deadly, engineered dinosaurs. A tale of visceral violence and unlikely emotion, directed by Tim Miller, based on a short story by Stant Litore. Director: Tim Miller Writer: Tim Miller, based on the short story by Stant Litore Animation Studio: Blur Studio Voice Cast: MrBeast & Bai Ling

HOW ZEKE GOT RELIGION

Synopsis: B-17 Flying Fortress Liberty Belle has the oddest mission of World War Two: a journey into occupied France to bomb a church before the Nazis can raise an ancient evil. John McNichol’s short story of blood, fallen archangels, occult magic, and ultraviolence is directed by Diego Porral (lead animator on previous LDR classic “Kill Team Kill”). Director: Diego Porral Writer: J.T. Petty, based on the short story by John McNichol Animation Studio: Titmouse Voice Cast: Keston John, Braden Lynch, Roger Craig Smith, Gary Furlong, Bruce Thomas, Andrew Morgado & Scott Whyte

SMART APPLIANCES, STUPID OWNERS

Synopsis: From an angry toothbrush to an overworked smart showerhead and an intelligent toilet, various household appliances divulge tales of bemusement, scorn, and wonder about their human owners. Directed by Patrick Osborne, of Vol. 3 favorite “Three Robots: Exit Strategies.” Director: Patrick Osborne Writer: John Scalzi Animation Studio: Aaron Sims Creative Voice Cast: Melissa Villaseñor, Ronny Chieng, Amy Sedaris, Kevin Hart, Josh Brener, Nat Faxon, Niecy Nash-Betts & Brett Goldstein

FOR HE CAN CREEP

Synopsis: London, 1757. A poet confined to an insane asylum believes Satan wants him to write a verse that will end the world. And the only thing standing between him and the Prince of Darkness (voiced by Dan Stevens) is his cat, Jeoffry. Emily Dean directs this wildly inventive period adaptation of Siobhan Carroll’s short story. Director: Emily Dean Writer: Tamsyn Muir, based on the short story by Siobhan Carroll Animation Studio: Polygon Pictures Inc. Voice Cast: Dan Stevens, JB Blanc, Jim Broadbent, Nika Futterman, Jane Leeves & Dave B. Mitchell

[its-storminghere]

Possibly genius idea. Twilight ish au where the VR46 boys are a werewolf pack (dog pack coded already) and the Marquez brothers are the vampires that moved to town and are causing Problems. Obviously there will be yearning, romance, and an iconic “this is the skin of a killer” line. Truly, montagues/capulets in every universe

Of course there are many rosquez implications here but what I’m really focused on is the soft romantic love story of our two star crossed heroes ALEX and FRANKY. Truly there is some tender and yearning eye contact happening while they’re supposed to be enemies. Marc and Vale are obviously off having truly unprecedented levels of toxic paranormal crazy sexual encounters

There is also the psychosexual torture for pecco and bezz who are like. SO attracted to vampire Marc and believe that this makes them TRAITORS to both Vale and their wolf heritage. Luca meanwhile unbothered like yeah he’s hot. I’d like him more in cat ears tho.

Sweet Celin actively being like idk guys maybe we can all get along :) being a vampire seems kinda cool actually :) which drives Bezz out of his skin crazy with jealousy. He will have to play chase cele through the woods until he’s pressing down on his soft body to know that Cele is SAFE and HIS

[thefcguy]

My Miraculous Rewrite Protagonists: The Power of 3 Main Trio (Cause Adrien and Marinette have disappointed me way too much)

Since I am too busy still finishing the drawing for my Hope Squad season 1 cover (yes, that thing still exists, lol), I don't have enough energy to draw the main trio right now for the Power of 3 [who are the reimagining of PV!Felix , PV!Marinette and Gorgeous Nathan from the Gym club], I used pircrew (https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2583252) to create their designs (I am still unsure if I want Sophie to be a redhead or a brunette, so...)

(ALSO, THERE ARE NO UNNECESSARY IDENTITY SHENANIGANS, THEY KNOW THE TRUTH FROM THE START, AND MASTER FU AND LANCE'S GRANDFATHER TRAIN THEM ALL EQUALLY...)

Lance Sphinx (Based on PV!Felix)

Lance is the holder of the Axolotl wondrous hero. Based on PV!Felix, he is competitive and a bit cold. But, deep inside, he does care... he is just a bit tsudenre coded.

Unlike the other two heroes, Lance has been trained for this since he was a child... one more human conditions than the Order of the Guardians did, ofc.

He believes he can do it all alone, and doesn't need anyone else's help... that is why he is reluctant when the current miraculous guardian (Master Fu), and his grandfather (The Wondrous miraculous) insit on finding holders of the Ladybug and the Black Cat to help him out.

Although he is on neutral to aggressive terms with the rest of the school (bad experiences on his past school in New York), he cares deeply for his cousin Francis, and his friend Sophie.

Although he doesn't want to, he knows that, now that he is actively being a hero, he needs to open up and learn how to make friends and trust on people.

(yes, Emilie and Amelie have a triplet here).

As the hero Blue Gills, Lance doesn't change much. He is leading the team with his mind powers, and as the one who can purify the akumas (I want to keep the Ladybug and the Cat with the same level of power, so, some of the ladybug's abilities will be giving to the axolotl).

Francis Agreste (Based on Gorgeous Nathan from the Gym Club).

(The picrew doesn't make it clear, but, unlike Adrien and Felix, he has Dark Blonde hair, instead of the light one).

Francis over here is very energetic. In his day-to-day life, he is the sheltered son of the sucessful stylist Gabriel Agreste.

This Gabriel, however, isn't as bad a parent as Canon One is, and he actually had his reasons for keeping him home.

So, Francis never really modeled, and, for that reason, was allowed to grow his own sense of style... one that Gabriel finds exaggerated, but still supports it.

Francis was always a wild child who easily got excited. A bit of a nerd as well, he loved comic books, cartoons and animes.

He also uses braces (I forgot to add them) and loves a good sweater (a bit of Mabel and Dipper Pines inspirations).

This version of Chloe, instead of being enfatuated by him... can't stand him. These two have never been friends and they tend to bicker.

Francis can be childish, impulsive, and rebellious, but, is a very sweet cinnamon roll that has big dreams of being a cartoonist one day (friendly rivalry with Nathaniel and Marc perhaps).

Since it's his first year out of the house, however... he will have to learn how the real world works...

(See, unlike Adrien, he has a personality, it isn't that complicated!)

As the hero Feline Knight, Francis gets even more confident, and even a bit flirty.

But, he only has eyes on his crush, Sophie Dupain-Cheng... but she seems to busy with her own problems.

Sophie Dupain Cheng (Inspired by Bridgette)

Sophie's life has never been quite easy... she was the younger Twin to the Dupain-Family... and her sister Marinette had always been in the spotlight.

As they grew, Marinette showed to be specially good with sports, and her parents started to spoil her even more... which lead to poor Sophie feeling a bit left out.

Meanwhile, Sophie grew interested in the world of fashion, and used her art and designs to express herself.

The relationship between the sisters was... never great, tbh. Marinette constantly invaded Sophie's personal space and forced her to do whatever she wanted to...

Sophie's school life wasn't easy either, as she was the main target of the mayor's daughter.

She never really had friends, and doesn't speak much. Due to this past, however, she grew to be very cautions and empathetic.

She is the kind of person that never judges a book by the cover, and gives people as many chances possible... which usually backfires awfully (hint for Lila, perhaps? XD)

(Unlike Marinette, she doesn't actually spy on others or purposefully or accidentally sabotage others. Actually, on her group, she is the one who tries to keep the other two from crossing the line. Imagine like how Darwin needs to stop Gumball from time to time XD).

Now that Marinette left to study and compete abroad, and Lance and Francis are teaching her how to deal with Chloe, Sophie is determined to finally have a good year and pursue her dreams.

She is not interested in romance, however, due to being busy with her fashion designs, helping her family in the bakery... and her job as Lady Red.

As Lady Red, Sophie gets a bit more confident. Out of the group, she is the most creative one and tends to find unusual solutions to their problems.

(I inspired myself a bit on Dorothy, cause, Wicked has taken over my brain).

[msweebyness]

Weeby, Sparky, and Artzy’s Code Names Guide!!!

Hey, y’all! This is a helpful little tool for you guys! Whenever we’re talking about characters in the context of our AU’s, we use code names to distinguish! Here’s a guide to those! @artzychic27 @imsparky2002

Updates will be added as new content is released!

KEY:

Class of Heroes

Class of Villainy

Monstrous Youths

Ghoul Squad

DC/Arkham

Marvel

MiracOlympus

Animal AU

Akuma AU

BATRACULOUS

LaNd BeFoRe TiMe Au

Barbie AU

(Extras: Were!(Name)= WereMiraculous, Phantom!(Name)= Phantoms of Paris, Shady!(Name)= Shadyverse)

CHARACTERS:

Marinette: Marilan, Mari De Vil, Maridoll, Marideath, Iron Gal, Jestress, Heranette, Maribug, Miss Fortune, LADYBUG BAT, Princess Mariliese, DuCkYnEtTe

Adrien: Adripunzel, Jafardrien, Average Adrien, Haydrien, AdriQuin, Thunder, Zeusdrien, AdriCat, Chat Blanc, CAT BAT, JulAdrien

Alya: TiAlya, YzAlya, SpectrAlya, Alynis, Whirlwind, Enigma, ThemAlya, Alyfox, Lady WiFi, REPORTER BAT, Alyarinne

Nino: Fairy GodBro, Honest Nino, FrankenNino, Nino Jekyll, Mr. Marvel, Mudslide, DioNyno, Shellno, Bubbler, SONIC BAT

Chloe: Chloéstasia, Lady Chloe, Chloepatra, Chlophaba, Diamond Demon, Dagger, Chlolios, ChloBee, Queen Wasp, Chloetta, CHARISMA BAT

Sabrina: Sabrinocchio, Madame Sabrina, Zombrina, Invisibrina, Duality, Miss-Appear, Hestibrina, SabriHound, Vanisher, SUPPORT BAT

Max: Maxiro, Maxdrome, Max Steam, Maxtian, Nuit Panther, Max Luthor, AtheMax, Ponyax, Gamer, TECH BAT

Kim: Kimules, Kimton, WereKim, Kimzilla, Croc King, Spider-Bro, PoseiKim, MonKim, Dark Cupid, Prince Kimiel, POWER BAT

Alix: Aladdix, Alix Khan, Alix Gorgon, Winlix, Caracal, Widow, Hermlix, Bunlix, Timebreaker, PenelAlix, SPEED BAT, CeRaLiX

Mylene: Snow Mylene, Mylensula, MyLeaf, Mylentasma, Nightmare Weaver, Bullseye, Demelene, Mousylene, Horrificator, Rolene, EMPATHY BAT

Ivan: QuasiIvan, Ivan Oogie, Ivan Bumble, Ivan Kong, Venom Bringer, Capitaine France, HephIvan, Oxvan, Stoneheart, Prince AntonIvan, STRENGTH BAT

Rose: Roselle, QRC (Queen Rose Candy), SkeleRose, Rose Frankenteen, Thorn, Miss Marvelous, AphroRose, Rose Piggy, Princess Fragrance, Rosiana, PeTrOsE, LOVE BAT

Juleka: JuleBeast, Juleficent, Draculeka, Jubella, Feline Shadow, Doctor Odd, Julemis, JuleClaw, Reflekta, Julexa, STEALTH BAT, ChOmPlEkA

Nathaniel: Sleeping Nath, Nath of Hearts, Nath Goyle, Nathra, Colossus, Rage, Nathdes, Goathaniel, Evillustrator, Nathpunzel, ARTIST BAT, NaThFoOt

Marc: MarcElsa, King Marc, MothMarc, Marcoyle, Myzan’r, Discord, Marcsephone, Marckerel, Reverser, Prince StefMarc, SpArC, WRITER BAT

Zoe: CinderZoe, Zoe of the Southern Isles, NeferZoe, Rouge, Inevitable, Zolene, ZoWasp, Sole Crusher, Princess Zonika, PUNK BAT

Luka: Maestro Luka, DiabLuka, VampLuka, DracuLuka, Shadow, Chi Punch, ApolLuka, Snakeka, Silencer, MUSIC BAT

Kagami: Kagamerida, Kagami Yu, DracoGami, Kagami Hollow, Naginata, Kamakiri Kānjo, KagamAres, Komodogami, Riposte, PRECISION BAT

Ondine: AriOndine, LeOnDine, Ondine Blue, LagoOndine, Sea Enchantress, Shield Maiden, Onditrite, HerOndine, Syren, Ondette, SWIMMER BAT

Aurore: BlueRore, MimRore, Astrarore, Whirlpool, Geode, Zephrore, Swanrore, WEATHER BAT

Mireille: Miremba, Mireides, SliMireille, Echo, Multiply, Boreille, Mireillnguin, MOON BAT

Jean: Jeanzco, Jeanatoa, OperJean, Spellbound, Mariner, ThalJean, Jeacaw, SONG BAT

Lacey: Lacey Bell, Lacey Gothel, Flamecey, Wildmorph, Lightning Run, Nikecey, Cheecey, PARKOUR BAT

Denise: Demolition Denise, Doctor Cabello, Denisquatch, Wonderer, Battlemonger, Gaianise, Bisonise, BUFF BAT

Simon: Simon Pan, Minister O’Connor, SiClops, Speedster, Crimson Warlock, SimOuranos, Simval,TECHNO BAT

Cosette: Robette, Cosettewether, CosetTaur, Voltage, Deathcall, Irisette, Aidette, Hedgette, INCOGNITO BAT

Ismael: IsmaGenie, IsmaScar, IsmaCat, Krypto-Kid, Bizarre, IsmaPan, Ismacoon, MAGIC BAT

Reshma: Reshmabela, Reshma Hook, Spider Resh, Sapphire Beetle, Lady Oc, Nyxma, Reshmaphant, GEM BAT

Austin A: Austin LeBouff, Austin Whistler, Austin Gorgon, Star Quartz, They, Ausglaia, PeacAustin, GLAM BAT

Austin B: Austin Deavor, Austin McSkirmish, Austin Trollson, Roulette, Mystic, Mnemostin, Austicoot, BAT BITE

Austin Q: Austin of Motanui, Austin Glomgold, Austin Screams, Cosmic Lord, Mako, Tethstin, Sealstin, SHARK BAT

Austin T: JasAustin, Sheriff Austin, Austin Grim, Jade Lantern, Lunar Soldier, Ausrene, Deerstin, BAKE BAT

DJ: Collector, DJ Cipher, GJ, DJche, Malleable, Trash Panda, HyDJ, PRANK BAT

Spinelli: Spinelli Bunchoy, Spinelli De Spell, Spinellisk, E Voila, Uomo di Sabia, Terpsinelli, Spinellupine, GRACE BAT

Victoria: Lightning LaSalle, Vicnifico, Mertoria, Inferno, Electra, Anantoria, Vicko, HOOP BAT

Gerard: GerEVE, Dr. Grundlershmirtz, Marsh Gerard, Voltaic, Professor Chill, Coerard, Chimprard, GENIUS BAT

Mindy: Mindy P. Sullivan, Mindy Sanderson, MindOgre, Buteos, They-Hunk, PolyhyMindy, Mindary, HARMONY BAT

Gia: Sergeant Griswold, Gigo, Jersey Gia, Peridot Shot, Blizzard, GiAlke, Giagle, G.I. BAT

Mason: Agent M, Emperor Mason, Mason Bogie, Emperor, Ms. Extraordinary, Daskalson, Guinea Mason, INFO BAT

Rochelle: Clopchelle, Rocifer, Gnomechelle, Artemis, Chief, Rocheme, Molechelle, BLACKMAIL BAT

Lotta: Launchpad Jameson, Peg Leg Lotta, Faunta, Power Up, Harbinger, Lotbe, SquirreLotta, STUNT BAT

Kendra: Kendralice, Kaadra, Yowdra, Groove, Green Imp, Kendrotus, Lemundra, UPSIDE DOWN BAT

Ayesha: Ladysha, Zhan Ayesha, AyeshAngel, Heavenly, Rainbow Surfer, Euprosesha, Lionsha, SPIRIT BAT

Dot: Dot Thatch, Professor Dotigan, InvisiDot, Badass, Speck, Cliot, Dothog, SECRETARY BAT

Petra: Petra Porter, Petra Ratcliffe, Petracorn, Karma, Rascal, IaPetra, Petrobie, SKETCH BAT

Roxie: Roxgara, The Huntrex, Rocksie, Stellar, Infinite, Nemoxie, Rhinoxie, REBEL BAT

Anthony: SalAnthony, Anthony Boggs, DaemAnthony, Umbra, Bloodsucker, Anthonatos, Bathony, SHADOW BAT

Candace: Miss Candace, Lord Candace, Conjuring Candace, Equilibrium, Saber, Candomia, Canzelle, CHEER BAT

Eri: Eri Skellington, Queen Eri, KitsEri, Hex, Amethyst Witch, HecatEri, RavEri, MACABRE BAT

Staci: Rayci, Hoppci, Snakeci, See-You, The Master, StacErebus, Pandaci, COMBAT BAT

Margo: Fix-it Margo, Captain Margo, CalaMargo, Vanquisher, Fury, MargEos, Polar Margo, CRAFT BAT

Brecken: Brecken Hood, BreckEd, Brecken Horseman, Oak, Multiple, Cybelecken, Bullcken, CRITTER BAT

Soo-Yeon: Soo-Lin Lee, Soo-Toffeeon, Dokk-Yeon, Blood Bro, Magnetite, Soo-Eurus, Soo-Raffe, SNIPER BAT

Parker: Parker Hopps, Parker Loveberry, Pondker, K.O., Ares, ParKratos, ParkWolf, SOLDIER BAT

Aggie: GoGo Findlay, Agg'Du, Faegie, Platinum Tide, Specter, Atëgie, Aggiegator, SKATER BAT

Mona: Tow Mona, Chick Truffaut, Gryphona, Hurricane, Mind Warp, Monapheus, Slothna, DIRECTOR BAT

Evie: Evie Poppins, Princess Evy, SirEvie, Lady Mars, Screech, EratEvie, Eviegale, MELODY BAT

Eloise: Merloise, E.L.O.I.S.E., Roboise, Liz, Illuminate, Metoise, Armadilloise, MATH BAT

Anais: Anais Lemon, Yokais, Batnais, Gear, Critter, UrAnais, Owlnais, SCIENCE BAT

Jesse: Prince Jesse, JessEel, MAPT Jesse, The Weeping Boy, Jessemene, Midnight, MalevoLyricist, JesSheep, MANAGER BAT

Missy: Flounssy, MisShark, MAPT Missy, Rancor, Quick Fire, Misclepius, Lissy the Unicorn, Sharkssy, DIVER BAT

Lila: Lila De La Cruz, Lila Porter, Harpy Lila, Hell-La, Cerebral Queen, Mind Bend, LiEris, Foxla

Felix: Casslix, Felix Darling, Jack O’Ripper

Jess: Jessahontas, Deputy Jess, ThunderJess, Akicita Igmu, Grey Bat, Jesslanta, GREEN LANTERN

Fei: Fei Shang, Feisper, Chai Jun, Sonar, Feipolyta, BEAST GIRL

Socqueline: Socquelinace, Miss Soklinebryglk, Buzz, Socquelinacles, SPIDER-GIRL

Aeon: AEON-E, Deputy Aeon, A.E.O.N.(Adaptive EmotioIntelligent Organization Network), Swarm, Holo, Princess Aeon of Sparta, VISION

Lucien: Prince Lucien, HercLucien, Lucien Van Helsing, Gal-Yant, Vengeance, ZeLucien

Emani: Yosemite Pulateur, Emani White, Spyware, Violet Influence, Dolmani

Sasha: Sasha Oogie, Sasha Bumble, Frostbite, Eilethasha, Crystallight

Kiran: KirAnna, Prince Kiran, MothKiran, Aura, HypKiran, Sandboy

Bustier: Calinora, Fairyline, Empoustier, Witch Caline, Miss Mystery, Gorgana, Lachestier, Zombizou

Mendeliev: Yendeliev Sid, Fairy Godteacher, Headless Mendeliev, Witch Olga, Ant-Woman, The Professor, Atrodeliev, Kwami Buster

Winters: Winterfiki, Enchanters, Aswanters, Professor Polymorph, Threaded Thespian, Clothers

Grotke: Grotmore, Alonzo G. Muntz, GroTiger, Soulshock, Nocturne

Leave your thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

[fall0utmind]

Reasons I think that Marc is cat-coded.

~from a cat coded person

Definitely an attention whore under the aloofness

100% hates asking for attention, just kinda rocks up and lays on top of you

Probably the kind of person to be very distant from most people, but the few people he likes, he's all over, ALL THE TIME (*cough* alex *cough*)

Bit of a bastard, could be evil/ the devil incarnated

Pretty boy

Sly motherfucker

People either love him or hate him. No in between. He's either the best thing ever or evil

Is not afraid to claw you if you piss him off

Smart, but also a dumbass

Agile. I mean, come on, this is obvious. Look at the man. Look at the way he makes that bike move. Insane.

Tongue out - always

Idk it just gives cat.

[thedevilsoftruth]

Marc Spector as a dad? Fuck yes.

The way he deciplines them is a bit wonky, can vary depending on what they did--but let's say one of them broke like a very expensive vase or the fine China.

My man has a whole system for how he deciplines. Everyone has gotten the corner punishment, but naw my man got the push up corner.

" You heard me, go to the corner. 100 push ups. Ah-a-ah, I don't wanna hear it. I'll count for you, so you don't try to pull anything funny. "

Aside from this, best dad ever.

Isn't one of those parents who force their kids to do sports, not unless his kids want to do sports.

He still has comics from when he was a kid, so he gives them to his boy and gives him the, " When I was your age... "

Most of the time SPOILS his family; especially his kids. Christmas is wild, dude.

If his kids are getting picked on at school, he will complain to the office and MAKE sure they do something about it. Also hates the school dress code. will yell at the office people if his daughter gets dresscoded for something unreasonable.

Baseball Sundays with his son. Takes walks around the neighborhood with his daughter.

Board game night every hear and there, loves cards against humanity.

Picks up his kid from school for a doctors appointment and goes to McDonald's to get them lunch afterwards. " Hey, wanna skip school for the rest of the day? Okay, just this one time. You can't tell mom, though. "

Definitely doesn't let his kids have cellphones until they're 13.

Makes the kids clean the house on a weekend if it gets really dirty. Also makes his kids do the dishes. ( when they're old enough )

Is straight forward when his kids become teenagers about the birds and the bees. No " when a mommy and a daddy love each other verrryyyy much " bullshit.

Tries to get his kids to understand his DID and raises them to be kind to everyone with conditions like his ( and just to everyone in general)

Lootttsss of traveling. Six flags, Disneyland, cruises, amusement parks, you name it. He also loves taking his kids to comic con.

Raises them on watching Nickelodeon and classic Disney movies.

" Listen here, my son. If your sister wants to play with your transformer action figures, let her play with your transformer action figures. "

Cats all over the house. Fat cats, especially.

Will scold the kids if they don't brush their teeth before bed because they're lazy.

NEVER yells at his kids. Just tells them to go to their room if he's getting frustrated.

[booksrbetterthanpeople]

I said I'd make incorrect quotes for this

Myléne: Of course fair-skinned people have problems.

Sabrina: Yeah, but it's the same way rich people have problems.

Adrien: What?

Sabrina: Oh no, I can't fit all my money in my pockets.

Nino: Heavens, the butler is sick. Who will apply my SPF-162 to my translucent fair skin?

—

Kim: Drake jokes are not light skin jokes.

Adrien: Of course they are. You're saying he's soft because he's light-skinned.

Kim: No, I'm saying he's soft because he pees with his pinky out.

—

Nino:*Voiceover* Another thing Black people don’t like to talk about is the gay people in their family or friend group. Take my friend, Nathaniel. He’s gay… I think. He watches a crap-ton of anime with his friend, Marc, who reads a lot of Yaoi manga, and they share custody of a cat they found, Kitty Lang. So, yeah, he’s definitely gay.

—

Max: White people stole our freedom. You don’t think they’ll come in here and steal my X-box?

—

Marinette: Well if I'm not really black, then could somebody please tell my hair and my ass?

—

Marc: *Leaving a store with Kiran; The store alarm goes off and he sees that he’s holding a bag. Several officers quickly surround him* Oh really?! Oh, I see, it takes you two hours to find a little black boy, and then you're here in two seconds when I accidentally steal a clutch? Well, you know what? I'm keeping it!

—

Alya: This ain't our culture, we're black, not African. Africans don't even like us.

—

Lila: Juleka, if you can handle our class’ issues with complexion, then you can handle anybody else’s.

Juleka: What issues?

Marinette: *Voiceover* If you’re wondering why this feels like an accident about to happen, it’s because colorism is something Black families really don’t like to talk about. And in this classroom? We’re family.

Lila: I just meant you’ll get used to it. You know, since we’re all a little colorist. I mean, especially Marinette.

Marinette: The hell you saying?

Lila: Oh. My bad, did you wanna be the one to break it to her?

—

Marc: Adrien, who has been doing your hair?

Adrien: Oh, my stylists.

Nino: White stylists hired by white daddy.

Juleka: Ah. What shampoo do you use?

Adrien: I use Tom's of Maine.

Kim: Like the state?

Adrien: No, like the toothpaste. They make a six-in-one, so it's soap, shampoo, a laundry detergent-

Marc: Okay, okay. What are we gonna do with his hair? I mean, are we twisting it? Braiding it?

Adrien: Well, I like braids like yours', but, I don't think I have enough hair.

Marc: *Pulls out some synthetic hair* Oh, don't worry about that, we've got plenty.

Adrien: Oh! Oh, no, I don't want somebody else's hair.

Juleka: What the hell do you think I have?

Adrien: So, your hair is a liar?

Juleka: Oh, I'mma hit him for real this time.

—

Gabriel: It is a six-in-one!

Adrien: But it doesn't work on black hair!

Nino: Straight facts.

Alya: Fucking right!

Marinette: That's tea, bitch.

—

Marc: I refuse to soften my tone or remove slang from my vocabulary just to be compatible with a system created on stolen land and slave labor!

Luka: Ooh, yeah. Speak on it.

Marc: I’m gonna talk how I talk, like Ryan Coogler. He’ll be on The View sound Black as fuck. Even Whoopi be confused.

Chloé: Oh, please! You think Ryan Coogler sounds the same as a cookout in East Oakland as he does in a boardroom at Disney?

Rose: You know who doesn’t code switch? Eeyore. He’s always sad.

Luka: Oh, that’s true. That donkey suffers.

Adrien: What about Jay-Z?

Marc: What about HOV?

Adrien: You’re celebrating him, and he’s the ultimate code-switcher!

Marc: Look, whatever, code-switching is corny as shit.

Adrien: I’m not corny! I’m super popular at parties and red carpet events!

Marc: Let’s dissect this, though! Why do they like you? Because you’re the light-skinned black guy white directors wanna cast in all sorts of movies as the lead so they can say, “See? We’re diverse!” You hoop? You know how to do the latest viral dance?! You do the “whoa” for them?!

—

Ivan: It’s about putting to rest some very ugly stereotypes… So no watermelon.

—

Adrien: He says you’re never supposed to say that word.

Nino: Gabriel can’t say it, ‘cause he’s of the Caucasian persuasion. But you can.

Adrien: Oh, no, no. I don’t- I definitely cannot.

Alya: Yes, you can.

Adrien: I promise you, it is not okay for me to say that word.

—

Nathaniel: Adrien, your dad is shitty as fuck. And worst of all, he’s been depriving you of your own culture.

Adrien: He has?

Juleka: Yes, have you ever had your hair braided?

Adrien: No.

Alix: Forced to watch a bootleg of a Tyler Perry play?

Adrien: I don’t know.

Rose: Do you prefer pumpkin pie, or sweet potato pie?

Adrien: What’s the difference?

Rose: I’m gonna slap him in the face.

Nathaniel: Your dad has not let you be Black.

Adrien: What?!

—

Marc: So, you’re mad at Louis because you think he thinks you can’t swim? Which you can’t.

Alix: You can’t swim?!

Nathaniel: Well, I-

Rose: Hold up. So, when we’re swimming, and you’re just dangling your feet, reading a book, supposedly life guarding us… Is that for show?

Kim: Yeah. He’s basically just there to witness your drowning.

—

Akuma Class: *Watching the news with their fingers crossed*

Nadja: The shooter has been described as a six foot tall…

Nino: Don’t be black, don’t be black, don’t be black!

Marinette: Come on…

Nadja: White male.

Akuma Class: *Cheering*

Kim: Hell yeah!

Marc: *Walks into the room* Eight people died.

Marinette: Oh…

Ivan: Yeah, that happened.

Sabrina: Right… But we didn’t do it!

Akuma Class: *Continue cheering*

[melodrama-com]

T&F's on the 2025 met gala

my thoughts & feelings on this years met!

first of all, i think that their decision to celebrate black style (specifically dandyism) is so wonderful and politically poignant given the state of this country. ..

dandyism is a style of clothing created and popularized by black americans in the 18th and 19th century. vogue describes dandyism as follows, "...this isn't just about looking good, it's a declaration... a defiant reclaiming of space in a world that has long sought to define and confine black identity." (Vogue, 2025) the term "dandy" refers to someone who is aspiring to high society through their attire and manner. this style was created by black americans as a statement, a revolt against the silencing of black identities. in a society that treated black people as if they were unhuman, simple-minded, less fortunate, dumb...this style of clothing is anything but. it's a rejection of the box america has always tried to shove black people into.

characteristics of dandyism include (but are not particularly limited to..as there are no such limits): sharp suits, polished shoes, bow ties, bespoke tailoring, bold color palettes, extravagant accessories, flamboyant patters, fedoras, canes, fluidity, modern & classical, cultural fusion...

so, the theme of the exhibition the gala supports is "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style", however the dress code was "Tailored for You"

although the exhibit & the dress code were titled differently, it is still custom to support, reference, and celebrate the exhibit in your red carpet look.

these are my favorite looks of the night!

Teyana Taylor in Ruth E. Carter -> everything everything everything. this rich regal red color is sooo perfect. the thing i love most is all the micro details and accessories from the pins on the jacket to the red cane, that cunty fucking feather, the necklace, her hair... this is exactly what i was anticipating. i'm obsessed with the chains on her pants (i was expecting a lot more jewelry from everyone)

2. Jodie Turner Smith in Custom Burberry -> this silouette is so beautiful, once again this deep rich red color looks so good on black people it just looks royal. & that hat is sat so perfectly on her head to cover just one eye, ugh i love details like that.

3. Doechii in Louis Vuitton -> i love the tail of the jacket, the silk bowtie, the tall socks, love love love the fro. and the LV branding on her cheek cannot be overlooked as an unsettling reference to the branding of slaves by their "owners".

4. Chappell Roan in Paul Tazewell -> she's got the extravagavant color, the bespoke tailored suit, this is a look so loud you can hear it miles away.

5. Bad Bunny in Prada -> i've literally never seen him attend an event poorly dressed. obsessed with the hat, would love to see a closeup of those gloves. i wish more people had chosen to wear sunglasses. i fuck with that little curl.

6. Cardi B in Burberry -> love love love this color & textured fabric.

7. Doja Cat in Marc Jacobs

8. Laura Harrier in Custom Gap Studio by Zac Posen

9. Precious Lee

10. Iman Hammam -> IM SO DAMN ADDICTED TO THIS PICTURE LIKE SHE LOOKS SO FIERCE THAT FUCKING FEATHER & THE CANE PLEASE THIS IS PERFECT

overall, i was very happy with the turnout at this years gala. i feel there were so many beautiful homages to the theme, and you could tell there were so many designers and stylists who really adore dandyism and were so excited to put together these looks.

the main issue I had was with the choice of color. many celebs came in black, white, beige, brown, maroon, etc... i expected a lot more vibrant colors & patterns to be played with. the theme was "Tailoring Black Style" not "Tailoring the Color Black" so i felt like we were lacking in that department.

also I think louis partridge was in michael jackson cosplay (lol).

and lisa from blackpink was wearing rosa parks underwear (??).

as far as discourse I've seen on the internet: non-black celebrities who showed up dressed nicely, happy to be there, are just as respectful as non-black celebrities who dressed to theme and paid tribute to black style. there's nothing disrespectful about a celebrity who just showed up in a nice dress or suit, but didn't dress to theme. actually, it would be weird for a non-black celeb to show up with the intention of out-shining those who are a part of the culture and style being celebrated.

what did you think of this years met?

well...another met gala monday for the books, see you next year!

[tournoidesgeneriquesfr]

Conseil d'amie : s'il vous vient l'idée d'organiser un tournoi à 164 participants, abandonnez.

Alors, vu qu'il y a masse de génériques j'ai tout divisé en 3 groupes dont les 3 finalistes s'affronteront pour le podium.

Sachez que tout a été fait au hasard.

J'ai pas encore la date du début du tournoi, je vous préviendrez dès que je l'aurai.

Les groupes et affrontements :

Tour 1 Groupe A :

Barbapapa vs Galactik Football

Yu-Gi-Oh GX vs Hélène et les Garçons

Princesse Sarah vs Tintin

Sylvestre et Titi vs Téléchat

Le Cœur a ses raisons vs Shaman King

Mew Mew Power (premier générique) vs Ulysse 31

Totally Spies (générique fr) vs Flapacha où es-tu ?

Rahan vs Tom Sawyer

Champs-Elysées vs Sam le pompier

Simsala Grimm vs Ranma 1/2

L'île aux enfants vs Il était une fois la vie

Foot 2 Rue (Amitié et Respect) vs Albert le 5ème mousquetaire

Peppa Pig vs Albator (78)

Denver le Dernier Dinosaure vs Chocolat et Vanilla

Cédric vs Oui-Oui

Beyblade vs L'École des Champions

Capitaine Flam vs Digimon

Ben 10 vs Le Tour du Monde en 80 jours (version furry)

Beyblade : Métal Fusion vs Winx

Il était une fois l'espace vs Adventure Time

Koh Lanta vs Amour Gloire et Beauté

Salut les Musclés vs Blake et Mortimer

Les Mondes Engloutis vs Samsam

Père Castor vs Marc et Sophie

Oggy et les cafards vs Les Dossiers de l'Écran

Oban Star Racers vs Les Pyjamasks

Les Chevaliers du Zodiaque vs Quoi d'neuf Scooby Doo

My little pony : Friendship is magic (g4) vs Mes Parrains sont Magiques

Tour 1 Groupe B :

Nadia le secret de l'eau bleue vs Yu-Gi-Oh

Jayce et les Conquérants de la Lumière vs Inspecteur Gadget

Bibifoc vs Franklin

Wakfu vs Dorémi Magique (premier générique)

Kim Possible vs Mon petit poney (g1)

Dallas vs Kilari (premier générique)

Steven Universe vs Robinson Sucroë

Lady Oscar vs L'Agence Tous Risques

Heroes vs Angel's Friends

Sonic X vs Goldorak

Il était une fois l'Homme vs Hamtaro

Châteauvallon vs Le Sourire du Dragon (Donjons & Dragons)

Dragon Ball Z (version club do) vs Il était une fois les découvreurs

C'est Pas Sorcier vs George de la jungle

W.I.T.C.H vs Candy Candy

Monster Allergy vs Sourire d'enfer

Ken le Survivant vs Plus belle la vie

Prison Break vs La Carte aux Trésors

Lucile Amour et Rock'n'roll vs Conan l'Aventurier

Marotte et Charlie vs Détective Conan (premier générique)

Les Daltons vs Didou

Mona le vampire vs Atomic Betty

Petit Ours Brun vs Le Prince et la Sirène (Marina la petite sirène)

Les Entrechats vs Sakura Chasseuse de Cartes

Olive et Tom vs Mon ami Marsupilami

Maya l'Abeille vs Maguy

Lolirock vs Moi Renard

Tour 1 Groupe C :

Martin Matin vs Titeuf (saison 3)

L'Âne Trotro vs Tortues Ninjas (2003)

Sherlock Holmes (version furry) vs Phinéas et Ferb

La Bande à Picsou vs La Légende de Zorro

Arnold et Willy vs Miraculous

Babar vs Intervilles

Starsky et Hutch vs Corentin

Shuriken School vs Sailor Moon

Les 3 mousquetaires (version furry) vs Premiers Baisers

Corneille et Bernie vs Bob l'Éponge

Inazuma Eleven vs Ford Boyard

Dragon Ball (version club do) vs Cat's Eyes

Tchaou et Grodo vs Code Lyoko

Fraggle Rock vs T'choupi

Le Petit Castor vs Heidi (version québécoise)

Danny Fantôme vs Zorro (avec Guy Williams)

Pokémon (premier générique) vs Jeanne et Serge

Robotech vs Charlotte aux fraises

Tao Tao vs Albator (84)

Thalassa (premier générique) vs Nicky Larson

Il était une fois les explorateurs vs Les Mystérieuses Cités d'Or

Sous le signe des mousquetaires vs La Reine du fond des temps

Mimi Cracra (générique de la première série) vs Le Petit Prince

Oscar et Malika toujours en retard vs Les Ratz

Marcelino vs Les Malheurs de Sophie

Les Aventures de Lucky Luke vs Molierissimo

Minus et Cortex vs Martin Mystère

[spacefinch]

Characters with the most Disabled Swag

(according to me, an autistic person)

General Amaya (Dragon Prince-- deaf)

Ingo and Emmet (Pokemon BW; autistic-coded)

Toph Beifong (Avatar: The Last Airbender-- blind)

Clint Barton/Hawkeye (Marvel comics-- deaf)

Percy Jackson (ADHD + dyslexic)

Annabeth Chase (ADHD + dyslexic+ autistic-coded)

Leo Valdez (ADHD + dyslexic)

Shellington (Octonauts-- autistic-coded)

Peso (Octonauts-- anxiety)

Callum (Dragon Prince-- autistic-coded)

Ezran (Dragon Prince-- autistic-coded)

Bucky Barnes (Marvel-- amputee)

Phoebe Terese (Magic School Bus -- autistic-coded)

Arnold Perstein (MSB-- autistic-coded and anxiety-coded; visually impaired)

Ralphie Tenelli (MSB-- ADHD-coded)

Dorothy Ann (MSB-- autistic-coded)

Carlos Ramon (MSB-- autistic and ADHD-coded)

Mikey Ramon (MSB-- paraplegic; wheelchair user)

Kanan Jarrus (Star Wars Rebels-- blind)

Peter Parker (Spider-Man -- ADHD/autistic-coded)

Ava the wolf (Dragon Prince-- amputee)

Viktor (Arcane League of Legends-- uses a cane)

Jinx (Arcane League of Legends-- schizophrenic)

Deanna Troi (Star Trek TNG-- autistic-coded)

Julian Bashir (Star Trek DS9-- autistic-coded)

The Moon Knight system (Steven Grant, Marc Spector, etc... Disassociative Identity Disorder)

Zuko (ATLA: autistic-coded, traumatic eye injury)

Nick Fury (Marvel; partially blind)

Winona (Pokemon-- autistic-coded)

Iris (Pokemon-- autistic-coded)

Red (Pokemon-- non-verbal and autistic-coded)

Hiccup and Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon-- amputees)

Soren and Claudia (Dragon Prince-- neurodivergent-coded)

Jayfeather (Warrior Cats-- blind)

Crookedstar (Warrior Cats-- dislocated jaw)

Briarlight (Warrior Cats-- paraplegic)

Cinderpelt (Warrior Cats-- limited mobility)

Gray Wing (Warrior Cats-- asthmatic)

Moth Flight (Warrior Cats-- ADHD-coded)

Captain Picard (Star Trek TNG-- artificial heart)

Spock (Star Trek TOS-- autistic-coded + dyslexic)

Captain Barnacles (Octonauts-- autistic-coded + claustrophobic)

Pryce (Pokemon; uses a cane as a mobility aid)

Anabel (Pokemon-- amnesia)

Looker (Pokemon -- anmesia + ADHD-coded)

Allister (Pokemon -- social anxiety + autistic-coded)

N Harmonia (Pokemon -- unspecified trauma + autistic-coded)

Elesa (Pokemon-- autistic-coded)

There are plenty more characters, but this is it for now! Who do YOU think has the most disabled swag?