#catboys are gonna be back so soon

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I bring a sort of lobotomy vibe to the function.

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yesterday in vocal synth news

[wayfayrr]

it's been declared that my blog is the go-to, to post the drunken late-night (for me anyway) crack fics

anyway this spiraled at 4am on a very long lasting discord call and both myself and @angry-trashcan wrote it in about an hour, it's catboy wild and wars with reader in their home <3 enjoy!

“Wild please for the love of everything holy, get down from the counter top.”  He didn’t listen, instead sitting himself down on top of the stove next. “One day, and one day soon, that thing will be on and burn your bottom. And I will laugh.”

“Not when you’re the one facing the bills.”

“Link.”

“Yes, my partner in crime?”

He’s not moving any time soon unless I do something, and it’s not like I don’t already know he’s incredibly light. Lifting him up so that he can wrap his legs and arms around me is easy enough. 

“See? Isn’t that so much better already?”

 “Better for you and your wallet maybe-”

“What was that?”

“Nothing!” He laughed, a hand to the back of his head, ears twitching wildly.

I looked at him for a hard moment, eyes running over his face. “Uh-huh.” I rolled my eyes playfully, turning back to the stove. “I’m gonna make dinner. Can you go get Wars and tell him it’ll be done quickly so hurry it up.”

“I don’t wanna.”

“Hmm? But I thought you didn’t like me holding you?”

His grip got a little tighter at that, his head nuzzling into the crook of my neck like he’s trying to get as close as possible and succeeding. 

“When did I say that?”

“Well with your little comment about my wallet?”

“You know what I meant.”

The way he ended that with a small nip at my collarbone is proof enough of his words.

His feet hit the floor and he turned towards the living room to go get Wars. At least, I thought he was. The loud scream of the other boy’s name startled me, getting a scream of my own to carry through the house. 

“Wild!”

His shoulders rose to his ears, face bright red as he slowly turned back to face you. “...yes?”

“I asked you to go get him not shout for him, I could’ve done that from here.”

Not even words, just a redfaced pout as he turned to run off to go and wake him up from his very likely nap. Then seconds later he simply comes back out of breath and makes grabby hands at me to pick him back up. Not that I can say no, but he’s gotta start learning better manners. 

“You’re spoiled rotten I hope you know that.”

He hums out a happy noise as I pick him up to let him wrap his legs around my waist once again. “You better be helping me with dinner if you’re going to hang off of me like this.”

“Why would I do that?”

I rolled my eyes again, glancing over to see Wars coming into the kitchen. “Dinner will be done soon. Would be quicker if someone would let me cook.”

A gasp. “I am your moral support! You wouldn’t be able to make dinner without me!”

“I wouldn’t be able to make a dinner without hair in it, maybe.”

“I think you know full well that I could.”

“Mmh… full well you could what?”

Oh he really was asleep then, and now he’s winding his arms around me where wild isn’t clinging onto me. Great, I’ve got even less movement to cook properly now. The feeling of his purrs as his head is on my shoulder is nice though.

“Wars please, not you too.”

“Do you really not like it love?”

“I didn’t say that, did I?”

“I kinda sounded like it.”

“Wild, not you too.” I sighed, reaching down to turn off the stove. “Fine, let's order take out. Come on now, to the couch.”

Wild practically leapt off of you, rushing to get the best spot on the couch before Wars could. 

“Can we get seafood?” Wars mumbles.

“Would I dare try to feed either of you anything else?”

“I don’t know, I’d like to try some of that fancy wagyu sometime.”

“Wild.”

“Yes?”

“No.”

[magicalink]

Smutty dreams compilation!

Some are old and some are recent but they are all smutty 👀 I don't have full fics to post yet but I've been writing so I will soon finish them. Gonna write them in 2nd person so you can enjoy them too.

Let's go with the two Catboys in the House dreams....

So in the first dream both Catboy Xiao and Catboy Scaramouche are going under a severe baby fever and are fighting over who should be the biological father of the kid! 😱

You don't know where they got the idea that you want a kid in the middle of this recession but decide to play along their delusion to take advantage of the pleasure you might get from it 😏

At first it started all cute and innocent, you told them to show you their littlest kitty forms to see how their babies would look like and they competed to see who was the most adorable 💕

Art by @ 623qiushi on twitter

"Master promised me I was going to be the father!" Xiao whimpered, pulling from your shirt with his little claws. You let out a little sigh.

"It's true. I promised him long time ago." You admitted.

"But I want one too!" Scara exclaimed, midway between angry and sad.

You were about to make fun of him by asking him how is he gonna take care of a baby if he isn't even able to take care of himself when he landed on your stomach and said:

"I'm gonna convince you." Dead serious.

Then he transformed back into human and tossed his shirt away, boring the seductive eyes onto you. Xiao didn't fall behind, he did the same and pulled from your hand to make you look at him.

For some reason they were convinced that you would award the one who made you feel more pleasure with the honor of being the father.

Of course, you wouldn't talk them back into their senses and tell them you're not quitting your pills. Not until they make you cum at least twice. And that's what you do!

In the second dream, you overheard a conversation between catboy Albedo and catboy Kazuha the day before. Albedo was thanking Kazuha because, as he said, "the amazing blowjobs he gave him were preventing him from staying up all night due to his insomnia"👀 Kazuha said it was no problem that he was happy that his sweet tooth was helping him 😵

Hearing that conversation got you thinking all day. You didn't even know Albedo and Kazuha were getting THAT close! It made you realize how little time you shared with Albedo due to devoting all your non-working hours to Venti and Xiao, who were much more vocal at demanding your attention. Albedo was always silent, working in his computer and taking care of most of the house chores before all the rest of you even had the chance to do them. When was the last time you had kissed your blond angel, the one who was always taking vare of you in silence? When was the last time you had slept together? When was the last time you had told him you loved him...?

You didn't even know. And you felt you had neglected him. You were determined to spend more time with him but you didn't know when or how, since Venti and Xiao took most of your time and you also didn't want to bother Albedo when he was working with his computer. You had an idea. If Kazuha could help him sleep with his blowjobs, maybe you could do that for him too.

So you waited for one of those days in which Kazuha left the house to do his nightly city tours like the good rooftop cat he is 👀 You got up in the middle of the night. Venti was sound asleep, snoring and drooling all iver the pillow like always, but Xiao woke up as soon as you moved and immediately asked you where you were going. You told him to go back to sleep, that you would go to the bathroom and then come back to bed. He got back to sleep like a good boy but you were more naughty 👀

You crossed the corridor and entered the other bedroom to see what your dear blond hero was doing. Just like always, he was staring at his computer screen, the only source of light in the room.

"Bedo? What're you doing?" You whisper as you appear from behind the screen.

"Oh, Y/N, don't worry, I'm just working," he answers as he stops typing "Do you need anything? What are you doing up this late?" You could see incipient dark circles under his eyes.

"I could ask you the same thing..." you tell him with a little smile, walking to stand behind his chair to place your hands on his shoulders.

"I'm working..." he begins to say, but you cut him while caressing his hair lovingly.

"You're always working, Bedo..." you whisper as you massage his shoulders and scalp "You need to rest too..." you said in his ear as your lips curl into a naughty smile.

He caressed your hand with his, but he keeps his eyes on the screen.

"You don't need to worry about me, Y/N, I'll go to sleep as soon as I..."

You cut him again before he begins his self-neglecting speech.

"I heard you've beenhaving insomnia lately..." you whispered provocatively as you caressed his neck. "I could help you with that..." Suddenly he stopped looking at the screen. Success. You had his attention.

Of course he started blabbering about how you didn't need to worry about him, but you shut him up with a kiss he recipeocated hungrily. You apologized for how little time you had spent with him lately, and you showered him kisses and caresses.

"I love you, Bedo, I hope you know that..." you said in the middle of the make-out session, and he gifted you a smile.

"I know that, Y/N, I've never doubted it," he reassures you while caressing your cheek.

"I want you to relax and get some sleep now..."

"You've been eavesdropping on a certain cat's conversation, haven't you?" He asks with a mischievous smile. He caught you.

"The walls are very thin in this house, my love," you giggle as you play with his fluffly gold hair.

"If you let me help you with your lil insomnia problem, I promise to make more time for you from now on," you offer him a win-win situation.

He giggles too and finally accepts. You help him undress and sit him on the edge of the bed.

You slowly start going further down his body with your kisses and caresses until you reach the edge of his boxers. You palm him through the clothes. He is hard already. You lick your lips un anticipation and he gulps down in excitement.

Slowly but steadily you start sucking him off while he gently holds your head and constantly tucks your hair out of your face with aoft caresses of his now trembling hands.

The lil pants and sounds of pleasure that escape his mouth are totally worth it. You might not be as good as Kazuha at the task, but he is enjoying it just so damn much. He is just so happy that you tought about him and came to rescue him in the middle of the night, when he needed you the most. He didn't realize just how much he had craved your touch till this very moment. So he gets lost in it and enjoys it thoroughly. Every second that he gets to kiss you, to touch you, to receive pleasure from you.

With some help from him, you manage to make him cum. His orgasm comes out with a low pitched moan he stifles with his hand: he truly doesn't want anyone else in the house to interrupt your precious alone time. He lets out a relieved sigh, but after a second he feels like a piece of his heart has been torn away from him when you suddenly flee from his grasp.

At first he doesn't understand, but his head finally comes back to earth from the skies of pleasure when you finally come back from your trip to the bathroom.

He reaches out with his arms in your direction, begging you to come back to him and you don't wait for a single second before going back to his embrace.

He doesn't even give you time to speak. He holds you in his lap and kisses you passionately as he caresses lovingly down your waist.

"Feel more sleepy now?" You whisper with a little giggle.

"Very," he admits with a tired smile. His ever restless eyes are now half lidded and he is so relaxed he even lets out a yawn.

You hug for a while until you stand up from the bed and apologize to him.

"I told Xiao I was just going to the bathroom," you explain with a sheepish smile "Wanna come to sleep in my room?" You offer him.

He shakes his head.

"I'm too tired to even cross the corridor," he admits as he lays on the bed.

"You overwork yourself too much," you reprimand him as you tuck him tightly into the sheets. "I promise to sleep with you more often," you say as you give him a goodnight kiss.

"I'd love that," he tells you with a gentle smile and kind eyes. Then he yawns again. "Could you please turn my pc off hefore you leave, love?"

You nod your head. You give him one last kiss on the nose before turning off the computer and exit the room silently.

You have to go back to the bed. But first you stop by the bathroom again to brush your teeth; that will help make Xiao less jealous.

Then you crawl back to bed and find your place in between Venti and Xiao, who are still sleeping soundly. Xiao shifts in the bed and is about to speak when he feels you come in, but you silence him with a kiss so as to not let him wake the poor Venti up.

"Let's go back to sleep, my dear," you whisper into his acute ear as you hug him tight under the covers and leave a kiss on his forehead.

He finds his place with his face under your chin and hugs you back protectively as you both drift again to the land of dreams.

Poor Bedo didn't deserve to sleep alone that night but I wanted to stay true to what happened in the dream.

No catboys in the house for this last dream, no context either, I'm just mentioning it bc it was the first time I dreamed with Lumine! No third person either bc it literally has no plot or context, it was just two scenes of pure smut 🧐

In both scenes I was with Lumine in an unknown bedroom, on a really big bed with white and soft bedsheets. In the first scene I was eating her out with an uncommon desperation. Which was abruptly ended by a second scene in which I was fingering her. Everything was going fine until for some reason I changed to Lumine's pov and felt the fingering and it was....hectic 😵 I was literally thinking "I didn't cut my nails appropriately for this" in the middle of the dream and woke up because of the pain 🤕

It started good but it ended badly I guess. I hope to dream about her again🥺

Sorry abt no proofreading for the last two but I wanted to get this finally out of my drafts and give priority to main fics

[meowmeowriley]

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! Tag as many people as you have WIPS!

If you saw the original, no you didn't. Lol sorry, had to do some housekeeping here on my blog, and had to redo this post.

Right well, here's the thing, I have way more WIPs than I do moots 😅 butttttt I'll drop what I've got. Please please please ask me about any of them! I'm begging for interaction!

1) Little Meow Meow - my first fic, it's not abandoned, catboy!Ghost is also unkillable and emo.

2) Poké-Pandemonium - Pokémon and secrets. Here soon I aim to make people cry with it ❤ (soon as in within the next couple of chapters, whenever I put them out)

3) More Than Just Loose Ends - 09 Ghost has been watching over and mentoring 22 Ghost his whole life

4) Oh, Brother - my most popular fic, told through the eyes of Erin MacTavish (John's sister) and Tommy Riley. Baby's first realistic and in character AU.

5) I Don't Think We're in Space Anymore - Ghost is a shape-shifting alien and also chaotic as fuck. And horny. Whoops.

6) Was tHat thE BiTe oF 22 - FNAF but all the characters are replaced with COD characters. It's my little abomination.

7) Be Kind, Rewind - Ghost is suddenly 10 years younger. Young dumb and full of cum. Seriously, being 19 means he's got that teenager horndog thing goin on.

On to the ones that haven't been posted yet

8) Duo Fatui - Unus Annus, but make it Soap and Ghost

9) Is That Gonna be a Problem? - Ghost and Soap met before the events of MW2, and were secretly together during the game. This is the story of their relationship.

10) Cohabitation - ghost!Ghost and Zombie!Ghost share one body. They're the same person, so it's not difficult. They banter like siblings.

11) Lost a Bet - Ghost lost a bet with Gaz, so Gaz gets to design his next mask. Gaz designs a cat skull mask, and Ghost bonds with a bunch of stray cats on base.

12) Outlaw Outta Time - some of the COD boys get sent back in time and meet up with a certain outlaw. COD RDR2 crossover. It's a fix it for Arthur ❤

13) unnamed fic about trans Ghost dropping hints that he's trans and Soap who thought he was straight being really confused by the boners he gets around Ghost.

14) unnamed fic about Soap thinking Ghost has a girlfriend, that they're on their way to rescue, when it is in fact a dog. Ghost is fully aware of the miscommunication and thinks it's funny, so he doesn't clarify

15) unnamed fic about Ghost and Soap getting sucked into our world a la Supernatural's The French Mistake. They have to pretend to be Samuel and Neil until they figure out how to get home

WHOO BOY! I think that's all of them. And they're all Ghost/Soap except the FNAF one, because they're children.

Mooties who aren't already on this list, no pressure though! @myriadblvck @27potatochips @resident-idiot-simp @tacticaltaxonomist @ratpiss0

[kabukibun]

Mommy taking care of KabuScaraWanderer catboys, but they are all horny… so its her job to help them! They all need to wait for their turns though.. but its so hard! So mommy just decides to let one of them fuck her while giving the other two handjobs~ In the end its gonna be a mess of cum since it was non-stop cumming for all of them… but they don’t mind🩷

Horny catboys in heat might now want to wait their turn! Kabukimono may be satisfied with whatever Mommy gives him, but Scaramouche and Wanderer are more inclined to take what they want, when they want it.

While Mommy is using her mouth on Kabukimono, she lets her guard down just a little bit to take his entire length. Scara and Wanderer take this chance to fight for Mommy's hole, cocks pushing and prodding, knocking each other out of the way to be the first inside of her.

Their little cock fight makes a mess, precum dribbling all over mommy. Their tips poke and bump against Mommy's clit, making her just as needy for someone to just stuff her full. In the end, Wanderer wins, pushing Scara away and seizing the moment to plunge inside Mommy inch by inch. By now, his cock is incredibly hard, length aching for release. Mommy feels him twitch inside her, rubbing against her tightening walls.

Scara can only huff, grabbing Mommy's hand so she can continue stroking his cock. It doesn't take long for him to lose himself in pleasure, eyes closed and eyebrows furrowed as he whispers her name. His hips jut forward to chase her touch, meeting the pump of her hands halfway. He wraps his own hands around hers, tightening her grip as he uses her hand freely. He spurts a healthy load into her hand, cum dripping down her wrist.

Kabukimono has already cum by then, taking a moment to catch his breath while he watches Wanderer pound away at mommy. He watches how Mommy's hole catches onto his length, her pussy clinging tightly to him. His tail and ears twitch in interest, eyes focused on the scene before him. He's getting closer without realizing it, spreading the lips of her pussy to get a better look. His mouth waters at the sight of Mommy's juices running down her thighs, coating Wanderer's cock. His eyes then focus on her clit, the bud engorged and twitchy, begging to be touched.

He's only returning the favor, after all. His tongue presses flat against her clit, swirling it around before sucking harshly. He slurps and lick, panting over her, releasing hot breaths that make her shiver. The combination of Wanderer's cock and Kabukimono's eager tongue on her clit sends her over the edge, back arching and legs stiffening as she cums. She gets only a moment's rest before Scaramouche is pulling Wanderer out of the way, replacing his cock with his own. Sloppy, squelching sounds soon fill the room and Mommy knowns she won't get a break anytime soon.

[padawansuggest]

Catboy Anakin will meticulously hunt all buggies and critters that enter his domain, facing challenges like not looking where he’s jumping and falling into toilets and open washing machines, nearly falling off the balcony several times a day with one actual fall a month while hunting birds, ekekekekekeks every time he spots a new thing to hunt, will eat or destroy literally anything, and often leaves dead animals on Obi-Wan and Rex’s pillows.

Catboy Obi-Wan, on the other hand, has an upset tummy because he’s so picky that his favorite food isn’t on the right plate and so instead he’s gonna glare at the one feeding him (likely Cody or Alpha) while delicately sipping at his Voss water filled chilled personal fountain so they know he really would rather starve than let someone mess up his meal, thanks. Will stare at a mouse cowering in the corner with bored disdain rather than chase after something so inferior.

Anakin thinks Obi is so stuck up and annoying but what no one tells him is that he used to hunt everything in the apartment when he was small up to and including Qui-Gon’s feet when he stands up from the couch and now he’s just bored and super tired after chasing Anakin around for ten years and being a general. It’s okay, the clones will take care of these naughty boys and get Obi-Wan back to playing the ‘I see feet under blankets that is an ENEMY’ game soon enough. They take good care of them.

[nianeyna]

I kept a bullet-pointed liveblog in a notes document as I played the new ffxiv expansion. now I have finally finished the story so I can share with the class without fear of someone responding to me with spoilers. speaking of which everything below is dawntrail spoilers, for the entire expansion, in case that wasn't clear.

⬇️ SPOILERS. FINAL FANTASY XIV DAWNTRAIL SPOILERS BELOW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ⬇️

Dawntrail Liveblog

- ok so the mean claimants are obviously not going to win, but catboy promise is a dark horse. also not ruling out "nobody wins"

- Urqopacha is super cute

- CAMPFIRE SCENE!

- Erenville's deal continues to be very mysterious no matter how much he contrives to appear to be telling us about it

- lol Erenville dialog: "I spoke too much" YOU BARELY SAID ANYTHING BABE

- Kozama-uka is sooooo pretty

- I like how the entire first dungeon was totally unnecessary since we would have got there FASTER if we'd just stuck around and helped Alisaie and Erenville repair the boat lmao. but that's not how the WoL does things!!

- CAMPFIRE SCENE!

- erenville lurking in the background... siddown boy lmao

- unknown dude: hey you uh... forgot something. yeah back there. come with me and get it this is definitely not a trap

- oh no it was a trap! who could possibly have predicted this??

- awwww, Koana. wasn't sure about him at first but he's just a cute little muffin isn't he

- wuk lamat getting all excited about eating the xibruq pibil was so cute omg. she just likes food!!! I appreciate that in a woman

- oh shiiiiit wuk lamat origin story?! dun dun dun...

- aaaaaand solo duty... ulp

- haha get wrekt

- CAMPFIRE SCENE!

- the mamool ja should look into tourism... this place is pretty as hell

- ok koana shooting the tablet was a pretty cool move

- have my doubts about the golden city being in yak tel... like if it was there why'd they go to xak tural then

- ok, I guess it... was there? or... the *entrance* was there... according to gulool ja ja, anyway...

- road trip alone with erenville be still my heart!

- out of context erenville quotes: "this is your first time, so let's take it slow"

- no need to apologize erenville... you can drag me into anything you want

- oh wow this is really fucking sad. wow. I wasn't expecting that!

- the ridiculous train plan is cheering me up a bit thank god (editor's note: it didn't last)

- sigh... there always has to be at least one zone per expansion that's all dark and gross-looking. did they sign a contract to that effect or something??

- I can't believe how mean this plotline is to erenville

- this is fucked up... this is so fucked up

- npc: "sorry to darken the mood" NO THAT'S FINE I DON'T THINK THE MOOD CAN GET ANY WORSE!!

- I want to rip Spene's crown off and push her off a cliff. her little I'm so cute and innocent and helpless act makes me want to puke.

- CAMPFIRE SCENE!

- if any more parents die in this story I am really truly gonna lose it

- YES finally we get to fight these horrible people. machine army. whatever.

- I hope the next trial is sphene... I want to kick sphene's ass SO bad

- well there goes otis which brings the fucking dead parent toll to at least 4

- finallyyyyyy made it out of heritage found... *collapses onto the floor of tuliyollal like a shipwrecked sailor reaching land*

- (ok obviously I've technically been back to tuliyollal while I've been doing these godforsaken quests but THIS IS DIFFERENT!)

- we didn't fight sphene but the prospects are looking really good for me getting to punch her in the face soon. probably not literally like we got to do with zenos, but I guess you can't have everything :(

- wow sphene really BELIEVES she's just a helpless little girl. fucking incredible.

- next expansion let's have a final zone NOT populated entirely by ghosts. change it up a little

- so should I count namikka and cahciua's deaths twice on the parent death toll scoreboard or what

- you know what I still don't get. is why the yok huy went to xak tural to look for the golden city. *why did they think it was there*? I mean heritage found is there *now* but it definitely wasn't hundreds of years ago!

- that face on the tower looks more like meteion than sphene tbh

- two more dead parents!

- I can't. believe. sphene erased herself before I could beat her ass. this is the most unfair thing that has happened in this expansion, and it is up against some STRONG contenders

- it's just not satisfying to pummel a weird robot that has none of her memories!

- oh sphene's SORRY? *loudest fart noise ever*

- it's a good thing wuk lamat is here to be nice cause if I had to do it I'd throw up

- "their lives remain unchanged"? uh.... we shut off the afterlife. which was a real physical place you could go to. I feel like that changes things a bit!

- I DID IT I'M OUT CREDITS ROLLED UP I'M DONE THANK GOD

First half I rate: 9/10

Second half I rate: 3/10

Overall I rate this expansion: 5/10 I guess

Up until the lightning dome appeared I was having a blast. after that the gameplay experience became one of gritting my teeth so I could get out and be done with it. all the alexandrian zones are dark and unpleasant to be in, which would have been bearable except the plot was literally nightmarish and any new characters I didn't hate either died or were already dead (except gulool ja, who's cute of course, but his story was still pretty upsetting in a different way). This is not to say the writing was bad, because I don't think it was. In the alternate universe where I was LOOKING for a tragic existential horror game I might have even really liked it. However I really really wasn't looking for that at all, so in the real world I feel pretty betrayed and upset. There's a line between "plot twist" and "false advertising" and I think they left it behind in the dust.

But hell, at least we got 4 campfire scenes.

[ntls-24722]

[cracks back]

so @artastic-friend gave me some ideas

Since Music Man is canonically not made by Fazbear Entertainment, what if the company that made her made all sorts of other arachnid robots - Music Man being the trendsetter and personifying the entirety of the Arachnida class and having a bunch of other robots representing the other orders? Instead of a pizzeria or an animatronic band like Fazbear, instead they come from a robotics company that does have a restaurant but it's much less marketed for children and is a more adult-friendly place and has a bar and stuff. I got most of my inspo from Shinjuku's Robot Restaurant, partially because of the doctored screenshot that DJMM comes from japan but also because this looks dope and fits the rave vibe that DJMM portrays

The robots do serve the purpose enterainment but they do have a practical purposes like cleaning, bartending, cooking, construction and transport, security, providing medical help and even hunting down pests like rats and roaches. The showcases are not just for entertainment but are also showcases for potential buyers, as all the robots are on auction, but they are all extremely expensive at the moment on account of their versatility, size, and intelligence, as the animatronics, after showcases, actually freely roam the restaurant and directly talk to people and are general party hosts.

DJMM is obvi Aranae, but in the lore for this I imagine he not only has the most resemblance to Music Man, but he's also second oldest, which in this case meant he was made before they became extremely valuable, both of these factors leading to him being auctioned to Fazbear Entertainment. The company that created him is currently working on a new DJMM, which has led to him being very resentful, not just because he's replaced but also there's this copy of him that's going to be having the time of his life at a crazy robot rave restaurant everyday. I'd be pissed too if I was still stuck in the Chuck E Cheese That's Famous For Child Murder And Also Killed My Mom💔

I need to draw all 12 extant orders but I do have these 3 - the represantative for Uropygi, the order where vinegaroons are from, who i made cat-themed mostly because of a joke I made that these are the last catboys of spider nation on account of their tail. I don't have a name for the Uropygi bot, though I did have the ideas of Catman and Confetti Cat. I feel like I can do better. He actually takes up the job of DJMM as a janitor and a party host, but as of currently there is still no DJ. Yet.

There is also the representative for Amblypygi, the mime and the "Dazzle King." They feature no speakers anywhere on their body and is completely silent, and both mimes and actually helps with construction projects out of the restaurant!

peep the grabber

And we have Schizomida, or the kinglets/split kings. (the "kings" refer to the "scorpionlike" arachnids and "queens" refer to the "spiderlike" arachnids. therefore DJMM is a qween💅)

In the case of this au(?) the windups were not prototypes but were made with the purpose of being, like, robot pikmin, and Fazbear Entertainment bought all of those guys out, so Spider Robotics (no idea if thats gonna be the name) made the kinglets, who are in much higher quantity but have devolved in quality, as there are mainly so many of them because they keep breaking and are not very smart. They provide surveillance, alert staff of any emergencies or any information that needs to be known, and... also hunt down and kill pests. No mousetraps, they send a horde of Kinglets on mice. It's brutal.

also there will be a Bighand redesign soon, the idea for which provided by @artastic-friend. I wanted to draw it but i didn't have time but stay tuned 😈

[chordsykat]

It's the Return of the Revenge of the Sequel to

Fanart Free For All

(Part 5... or is it 6? I lost count...)

And I got to use a lot of cool-ass inking techniques on this go-around! Let's see what you guys had me draw!

First up... WHAT IF... @catboy-bill-nye 's Cordelia got to meet the other Dethmoms? I have a feeling it'd go fine... but then again... she might end up suggesting to her son Charles he have Molly killed. Oh well!

WHAT IF... Murdertooth Records was a thing that actually happened? @claudia-nomusaabara 's Tina would almost certainly find success with the label... even if her name and the title and credits and everything else was dwarfed by the producer's credit on the front and back of the album. :P

And another request from @claudia-nomusaabara -- WHAT IF... Skwisgaar and Tyr were still close? God I miss this fuzzy little stepdad-man. I wish this happened (maybe it could still happen..?)

And so we come to WHAT IF... Toki and Teja got along for five minutes.... It's never gonna happen, @curiouslyhigh. We both know it. But at least it's funny when Teja puts a hand on his old man's younger incarnation's mouth and tells him to shush because the grownups are talking.

And speaking of Toki! @pan-flute-skeleton asked WHAT IF... he actually practiced for once? I'd say he'd be just in time to bang out some tunes with Neil! Happy April 13th to all who celebrate!

But that's not all! WHAT IF... Skwisgaar and @pan-flute-skeleton's Vivi publicly endorsed the very Swedish use of bananas on pizza? I probably don't have to tell you that such praise for an obscure topping might just be the hot new trend of our immediate futures, kids!

And now for something a little different... WHAT IF... @el-michoacano's Aurelia was getting married? But to whom is she getting married? Nacho? Domingo? Jesse? (okay not Jesse) (God I love that dress. You're right, King. So extra. But so what?)

And now for the opposite side of domestic bliss! WHAT IF... Caj was Shawn Michaels and her "Diesel" was an entire entourage of some of her very favorite chicks (Dolly @dolly-macabre - St. Cecilia @gointothevvater - Ness @failedintsave and Nita (me buuut requested by @andreaswasneverhere ) (where can I get a belt-buckle that says "DADDY"?)

And last but certainly not least, we have the best thing I've ever drawn, here... WHAT IF... Charles took some punk fashion lessons from @cruisingheightswithdragons's Kris? I'd say it's about time. The old boy could use a makeover. :9

Really really fun to doodle your babies and your brain droppings, my loves! I look forward to doing more of these as soon as possible. :D

[gabessquishytum]

The creativity machine has stalled for me, so I’m tossing some vague ideas your way, do with as you please, to see if that helps me spark something :P

The first is Hob being bent over a table and spit-roasted. I’m torn between Immortal Throuple or Hobrintheus, but either way Hob is stuffed full from both ends and all he can do is brace himself against the table and hold on.

Another involves horseback riding, probably medieval/fantasy au. For reasons Hob and Dream are riding the same horse, Dream sitting in front with his ass pressed against Hob’s cock, and it’s just so easy for Hob to pull Dream’s trousers down a little and push in, his hole still wet and loose from their fucking that morning. Hob now has a cockwarmer for the trip, though he will occasionally have the horse go into a trot, or take a hand off the reins to go up Dream’s shirt and play with his tits.

The last is catboy pets Dream and Corinthian, where Cori does that cat thing of pinning Dream down in order to aggressively groom him, mostly to be an asshole but also probably for sexy reasons.

I leave these in your and your followers’ capable hands, in the hopes that my writing brain will go brr again soon 🙃

-🪽anon

Oh my beloved wing anon, you have sent me so many wonderful asks I'm sure you're due for a rest!!! Please, sit back and enjoy. But come back to us and go brr soon, please 😉

We haven't discussed Hobrintheus spit roasting in far too long. Imagine Hob’s lovely slutty body in the middle - flushed and sweaty, the soft curls of his body hair shining, his limbs trembling. His lovers are undoubtedly rough with him. The Corinthian fucks his throat precisely and brutally, barely giving Hob the chance to breathe through his tears. Cori's hands are on him, partly holding him up, and he feels so small and helpless with the nightmare looming over him. Hob drags his teeth softly over the Corinthian's dick and he just knows from the softly hissing moans that he's being a very good boy. And with Dream's cock simultaneously pouding inside him and not even giving him a moment's rest, all he can really do is enjoy himself.

I also keep thinking about catboys Dream and Cori with Hob as their owner. Imagine the two pampered pets teaming up on him and subjecting him to intensive grooming rituals. He finds himself face down on the bed while Dream and Cori hiss at each other and fight over who gets to lick Hob’s tight (and somewhat hairy) arsehole. Those catboys are gonna take one look at Hob's lovely furred body and they're going to decide that it's their responsibility to clean him with their big rough tongues. They're such bad boys, but they're just so good too <3

[rayshippouuchiha]

👀 so if you’re caught up with bungou, do you think we’ll be seeing a few aus floating around soon? it’s always fun to see new ones forming after you’ve finished what’s available for a series, and i’m down for any aus involving bungou (and especially your new catboy son, heh).

not a must, obviously, but i look forward to it if that’s the case!

(funny side note- i thought you only did aus for completed anime with like. an ending and shit. i just? forgot??? that my hero is not, in fact, a concluded series… whoops?)

Oh we're absolutely gonna have some AUs floating around. I'd normally already be spawning them out left and right but I've got a lot going on right now so I've had to hold back a bit.

[fatguarddog]

I'd love to be a good little kitty sitting on your lap. I'm just looking for attention as I hump your thigh and snuggle up close, my breasts and belly pressed up against you as I moan, but I just havent figured out how to hump you properly to make myself cum. Its almost amusing as I try without luck to cum. You start to feed me warm bottles of cream because I'm "such a good kitty" and you "won't stop till I cum". It gets harder and harder to grind on you the more you fill me up. I get dumber and cuter in your lap, and eventually, unable to move because of how sloshy my belly feels and how sleepy its making me. Thats when you take matters into your own hands, laying me down as I moan and mewl. I'm so sensitive from effectively being edged in your lap it doesnt take long for me to cum with proper attention, you rub my nipples slowly and fondle my plump tits, your knee shoved between my legs relentlessly massaging my clit. I look so dumb and sweet as I cum, and you get the satisfaction of knowing you managed to fatten up your kitty even more

🐈

Awwww, cute pudgy catboy can't handle all that cream ❤️ If you're gonna be my pretty kitty, you're gonna have to get used to drinking up much more my plump little pet

It'd be so fun to tease and poke at your sloshy tummy, seeing how you battle with being completely full and blissed out, but so uncomfortable from how horny you are. But that sweet release at the end is worth the wait since we both know you'll be getting even bigger and bigger with me around and won't be able to tease your own sweet clit soon enough

So lay back, relax, and let your big strong wolf take care of your sexy softening body ❤️

[eclipsefangirl]

Months later

Daytime had arrived and Christmas was coming up, and Amaya and Connor woke up at 1pm due to them being up most of the night helping Night Ninja, they knew that helping someone whose been lonely for so long and was hurt was more important than sleeping, they knew they did the right thing, when they got up and dressed they left their house and met each other at the path outside the 3 houses, they were tired but very pleased with themselves, but also hurt for Night Ninja because he was so scared that his Ninjalinos were never going to come home, they needed to find them soon

“Poor Night Ninja, he’s so lonely…. it’s horrible being alone for a very long time, especially when he doesn’t have any other family members to take care of him, but I’m glad Gekko is staying with to keep him company.” Said Amaya. “Yeah me too, come on my Mom wants me to get some shopping and she did say I could bring you along, what do ya say!” Catboy asked and Amaya nodded gleefully so the two friends went to go shopping

At Mystery Mountain Gekko and Night Ninja were looking at photos of Night Ninja and the Ninjalinos, one of them had Marvin eating a blackberry ice cream with purple sprinkles, and another had a picture of Night Ninja in his new look and the six rings of ninja magic, and in the background was Daisy and Marvin, and they didn’t look happy

“oh.. no…. i was too busy…. showing off my new look and my rings that I didn’t notice Marvin and Daisy… looking so down….. i should’ve helped them…. and not show off… Gekko? do you think…. im a bad person?” Gekko was confused about why Night Ninja asked this, but he didn’t want to make the situation worse so he said. “well… you are a villain but…. you can be kind and I see you want to change, please… don’t pull yourself down, even though you can be evil you have always, have a kind heart and have helped us in the past…. so do you want to write a poem for the Ninjalinos? I can help if you want.” Said Gekko kindly and Night Ninja replied. “sure…. thanks Gekko, you’re…. a good friend. *grabs a piece of paper and a pen* lets get to work.”

Night Ninja and Gekko got to work on the poem and when they have finished it, it said

“You guys mean the world to me

And you guys are as sweet as can be

You shine bright like a star

And I know you will go far

I’m sorry for all the times I was mad

And that made you guys feel bad

When you left me I was alone

And my heart sank like a stone

Now you are back I am glad

You are the best friends I have ever had

Now we are together like a fixed broken mug

Please Ninjalinos let’s have a hug

I love you.”

Reading it made Gekko and Night Ninja tear up and they hugged each other, Night Ninja knew that he wasn’t alone and that he loves his Ninjalinos very much….. he will do anything to find them

When night came Owlette and Catboy came to the pagoda and saw Night Ninja and Gekko waiting for them, Night Ninja had the poem in his hand and the heroes and the villain ninja went to look for the Ninjalinos

At the abandoned playground the Ninjalinos were talking about if they remember anything that happened in the past, Zoe said. “Well…. all i remember is….. *thinks and then sighs sadly* sorry… nothing… *cries*” Ryan gave Zoe a warm hug. “It’s okay Zoe, let it all out… we’re here for you.” Zoe sobbed on Ryan’s shoulder while Ryan rubbed Zoe’s back

“Don’t worry Zoe it’s gonna be ok! Ok Ollie do you remember anything?” Asked Marvin. “Well I remember getting these clothes, my ocean t shirt, my seaside leggings and my blue socks and matching shoes are cool, Zoe’s purple star jumpsuit and matching shoes and socks are soooo awesome, Ryan’s tree themed outfit, socks and shoes are fantastic, your outfit Marvin, the rainbow jumpsuit and white socks and shoes are sweet, Daisy’s flower themed outfit and matching socks and shoes are very pretty and my starlight outfit with matching socks and shoes are cool but…. that’s all I remember.” Then Marvin thought for a bit and said. “I didn’t remember anything before, but now I remember coming to this place but I don’t remember why, Daisy is having a nap on the bench right now because she can’t remember anything…. she’s exhausted…. let’s try and keep the noise down, okay?” The Ninjalinos nodded.

Marvin sat down at the bottom of the slide and looked up at the night sky, he tried to remember what happened in the past but the trouble was he couldn’t, neither could the others, all they could remember (except Zoe) was getting the outfits, Marvin’s heart was feeling heavy with emotions, he didn’t know if he was feeling sad, glum, happy, upset or angry, it felt like the world was his and the Ninjalinos’s enemy, and they’re in his huge battlefield that’s so big there’s no way out, you go in but you can’t get out

Just then Daisy woke up from her nap on the bench and she saw Marvin on the bottom of the slide, she got up and went over to him. “Hey Marvin, how are you? Everything ok?” Daisy asked. “yeah…. i was just talking to Zoe, Ollie and Ryan about if they remember anything, but all we could remember was getting the outfits and coming here but don’t know why, but poor Zoe still can’t remember anything, I don’t blame her….. poor girl…” Marvin felt so hurt inside for Zoe and the others so much he nearly cried, Daisy knelt down next to him and said. “I know how you and the others feel, during my nap I had these… visions of someone in a blue suit and 3 kids in animal themed costumes but… i couldn’t make it out who they were though, when I woke up…. i couldn’t stop thinking about them…. *yawns* im still a bit tired now, and it’s nearly morning.” Marvin looked up at the sky and then looks at Daisy. “Yeah you’re right *yawns* ok guys time to get some sleep it’s nearly morning.” Called Marvin

Zoe went to sleep on the roundabout, Ollie and Ryan went to sleep on benches and so did Marvin and Daisy, the sun was rising higher and higher, it was difficult to nod off at first but in the end they all went to sleep

But the PJ Masks and a heartbroken Night Ninja had no luck finding the Ninjalinos… again. “*cries uncontrollably* I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! YOU PROMISED THAT WE WOULD FIND THEM BUT WE DIDN’T, YOU LIED TO ME! I NEED TO GO! *sobs*” Night Ninja disappeared in a puff of purple smoke leaving the PJ Masks hurt and full of guilt, they failed Night Ninja miserably, they went back home to get some rest.

In the morning, the PJ Masks stayed in their rooms due to a rough night, they couldn’t stop thinking about Night Ninja and what he said, they blamed themselves for what happened but they knew it wasn’t their fault the Ninjalinos went missing but it was their fault for failing Night Ninja, whose probably crying right now with a broken heart, they wanted to make it up to him but didn’t know how

Amaya sat up and looked at the clock on her bedside table that said 11:34am, she didn’t get much sleep at all and she wasn’t feeling very well, she felt her head and she was burning up, she went back to bed to rest, she didn’t want to give her illness to anyone else especially Night Ninja

Greg and Connor were in their rooms not doing very much and they weren’t feeling well, they felt hot and sickly, they went back to bed because their stomachs felt so painful they felt like they were going to throw up at any minute, they felt dizzy too

The PJ Masks needed quiet so they didn’t talk to each other until they felt better again, they kept thinking about Night Ninja and what he’s doing right now, they could only worry now

Night came and everyone was asleep in bed including the PJ Masks, no villains were out causing trouble so all was quiet, but at the pagoda poor Night Ninja was crying and he was thinking about where his Ninjalinos were, he misses them and he misses them dearly, he then sang a song

#All on my own,

My world is a world of darkness,

I'm all alone there's no one for company,

and in my heart, the music has come to silence,

I've lost my chance my chance, is not to be!,

far away theirs a light on the breeze I here sounds of laughter,

and one day perhaps I might find,

a way to be happy, happy ever after,

But now I guess that loneliness,

is how its going to be, cause I'm alone I'm on my own!,

There's only me..., only me.#

Night Ninja was more hurt than ever, he was so lonely his body felt cold with sadness and grief, he wanted his Ninjalinos back so badly, he would give all the pagoda treasures away just to get his Ninjalinos back, they are family to him. Ever since his parents,grandparents and other relatives died in a car crash when he was 4 his Ninjalinos were the only family he had left in the world but thanks to his anger towards them they left him alone, just like his family did but they died and they will never come back but they will never be forgotten, Night Ninja was so sad he thought he was going to throw up

When he looked in his drawers he found a note that he never knew about until now, he opened it and it said “Dear Nick (that’s your real name) we miss you so much, we’re so sorry but…. we won’t be seeing you again…. we’re about to crash… we’re sorry, please… stay strong our sweet boy, we love you… please…. don’t forget us…. oh no! car coming! *screams*……………….” Night Ninja read the note again and felt a hole growing in his heart, it felt like the whole world was turning away from him, he felt so out of touch, his pain was growing so much, it was worse than before, and the only way for it go away was for his Ninjalinos, his only family he had left to come back, but he was prepared for the worse, he had to be because what if something happened to them, what if they died too? What if they went somewhere far away and they were unable to come back

All he could do right now… was wait… and keep hope for the best, his Ninjalinos mean everything to him

At the abandoned playground Marvin and Ryan were on a bench talking to each other. “Marvin? Do you think anyone will find us? I keep thinking about that red flying thing in the sky.” Marvin gave Ryan a small smile and cried a bit. “no Ryan… no one’s gonna find us here, but like I said before we cannot be seen by anyone, we have no ninja masks and no ninja costumes anymore, we have to keep safe.. and as for the red thing, im sure it’s just a plane…. everything will be ok Ryan, we’re all here together.” Ryan felt a bit better after that, but deep inside him he felt like someone was missing the Ninjalinos, but he couldn’t figure out who. “Ryan? You okay? You look a bit down.” Said Marvin in concern. “im ok…. im just… keeping calm and… trying to be positive..” Said Ryan in a feeling-a-bit-down tone, Marvin could see that something was wrong but he didn’t know what, so he decided to ask Ryan what was wrong. “Ryan, I can see something’s wrong, please tell me…. what is it?…. i can try and help you.” Ryan took a deep breath and said… “*sighs* i feel like someone is missing us but…. i can’t figure out who… i can’t stop thinking about it….. do you think…. it was just a dream i had?” Ryan asked. “I think it was just a dream, you see dreams are like that sometimes…. just try and forget about it… it’s gonna be okay Ryan, I promise!” After hearing that Ryan felt much better. “Thanks Marvin you’re the best!” Ryan went off to play as Marvin smiled at him, he was glad he made his fellow Ninjalinos better

As Marvin was just resting Zoe came up to him and said “Hey Marvin, how ya doing? Me and Ollie were playing and then Ollie got a bit tired so he’s taking a nap, what are you doing?” Marvin looked up and saw Zoe and smiled. “Hey Zoe, I’m fine I’m just resting, I was having a chat with Ryan just now, he was feeling a bit down but I cheered him up, how are you Zoe?” Marvin asked. “I’m ok, I’m just chilling right now….. so now…. can i sit with you? is that ok?” Zoe asked and Marvin nodded so Zoe sat next to her fellow and leader, Marvin smiled at Zoe and Zoe smiled back, they knew that they and the Ninjalinos are safe, together as one and as a family. Then daytime came so the Ninjalinos went to sleep, they settled down comfortably and had a peaceful sleep

Back at Amaya’s house Amaya felt a lot better so she decided to go for a walk outside, she wanted to call Connor and Greg but she didn’t want to wake them so she went outside and went for a walk, the sun was shining and the sky was bright blue, then she found a note on the floor, when she picked it up it said “Dear PJs, you guys have… failed me…. but it’s my fault that…. the Ninjalinos went missing….. im sorry about yesterday…. i hope you’re okay… please can…. we meet tonight? At the park? From Night Ninja.” Amaya kept the note in her pocket and said “Of course Night Ninja, we’re….. coming.”

At Connor’s house Connor was getting out of bed feeling very dizzy and unstable, he felt his body weighed 200 tons, like concrete was inside him and it dried up so quickly it became very heavy and unbearable to handle, Connor’s head was covered with buckets of sweat and it went down into his eyes and it stung like wasp stings, Connor’s vision began to blur so he ran to the bathroom, turned on the cold tap and splashed water into his eyes for a few minutes and his vision was clear again, he dried his face and went back to his room, he got washed, dressed, combed his hair and decided to go outside

On his walk he could see that Greg was up and he was coming outside, he walked along the yard path and he met Connor. “Hey Connor, what’s up? Feeling ok?” Greg asked. “yeah.. im ok…. i just *sobs* want to apologize to Night Ninja…. he’s been through so much and…. we failed him! it’s all our fault! *sobs* Greg came up to his sorrowful friend sympathetically and wrapped an arm around him and he began to sob too “*sobs* i know… it is our fault.. but we can make things right……. but i don’t know how….” Greg and Connor walked down the path together with an arm wrapped around one another and they had distraught, sad and down looks on their faces, they couldn’t bare to tell their parents because that would give their PJ Masks secret away, they wanted to tell someone but didn’t know who

Then they saw Amaya with a piece of paper in her pocket so they went up to her and she saw them looking…. very depressed. “Hey guys…. what’s wrong?” Asked Amaya. “It’s just…. we.. failed….night ninja….. we feel… terrible….” Said Connor as he sobbed uncontrollably, then Greg sobbed even more and Amaya came up her two upset friends and hugged them tight in a warm caring loving embrace, her love was spreading through her body and she gave it to her upset friends who were heartbroken right now and deeply needed help, she even had tears running down her face and there were tears of heartbreak and love, she was heartbroken for her friends but she loves them so much, they mean everything to her and she means everything to them, they are like brothers and sister, they felt safe together

They eventually let go after a few minutes. “come on… *sobs a bit* let’s go to the library, maybe some books will make us feel better.” The two boys agreed and they all walked side by side to the library, they held hands and kept each other company

When they got to the library it was closed due to staff illness, they felt so down because they loved reading but they couldn’t just do nothing, so they all decided to go to the park for some quiet, they needed to be by themselves right now, together and no one else, they sat on a bench and they sat and just enjoyed the peace, they were alone together in a peaceful safe space with no noice, no distractions and no problems… well… they had one problem on their minds but right now they really didn’t want to think about it too much, they just wanted to clear their heads and just be calm, Amaya showed the two boys the note from Night Ninja, it did stress them out but they knew they had to meet him

At night at the park Night Ninja was waiting for the PJ Masks, his eyes were watery and his heart was broken, he really misses his Ninjalinos and wanted to him but he wanted to talk to the PJ Masks right now, after a few hours of waiting the PJ Masks turned up and they saw Night Ninja waiting for them, they came up to him and Owlette said “hi… we got your note.. so… what do you wanna talk about?” Night Ninja took a deep shaky breath and said “wwww well…. im sorry…. for getting angry at you…. it wasn’t your fault…that…my…Ninjalinos…went…missing…. so…. can…. we ….. just…. talk? please? i feel lonely right now…” So the PJ Masks and Night Ninja sat down together and even though they were still sad they really wanted to talk

“So guys…. what have you… been doing?” Night Ninja asked and Owlette replied in a gentle tone so she doesn’t upset herself or the others too much. “well, we haven’t been very well so we stayed in bed, then the next day we got up and got some fresh air… we were going to the library but was closed due to staff illness so we went to the park… what about you Night Ninja?” Night Ninja took a deep breath and said “nothing really… i was looking at photos of the…. never mind…. and I found a note from my family that I never knew about, but I won’t talk about it…. and…. Christmas is coming up… and … I’m going to be lonely ….. with no Ninjalinos ….. “ The PJ Masks felt deeply sorry for him, even though he was a villain he did have a good heart, and being alone at Christmas is so heartbreaking and depressing for anyone never mind a ninja… they had a brief discussion and Gekko asked

“Night Ninja? Want to spend Christmas with us at HQ? Then you won’t be lonely, how about that?” This made Night Ninja feel a bit better, warmth spread through his body and his heart felt whole. “i would love that ….. thanks ….”

Back at the abandoned playground Daisy, Ollie and Marvin were playing on the climbing frame when they saw that Ollie was getting a bit tired. “Ollie why don’t you go and have a nap, you getting tired ok?” Said Marvin and Ollie nodded and went to have a nap, Marvin got down off the climbing frame and so did Daisy, Marvin smiled and Daisy stood next to him, she put an arm around him. “You and I are like parents to Ollie, Zoe and Ryan aren’t we Marvin?” Asked Daisy smiling warmly. “Yeah, it’s our responsibility to keep them safe, and to be there for them… Daisy? Do you think that…. you and I will… get married one day?” Marvin asked all of a sudden. “Umm… i don’t know…. maybe…. one day… I have liked you for a long time now….” Said Daisy blushing slightly and then she and Marvin sat on a bench. “So Daisy, Christmas is coming up soon so I was thinking we should get some presents for Zoe, Ryan and Ollie, and just be together at the special time of year, the gifts don’t have to be big or small, they just need to be something special.” Daisy smiled at him and replied. “I agree, so how are we going to get the gifts without anyone seeing us? We can’t be seen especially without any ninjalino masks and costumes.” Marvin knew Daisy had a point, so he thought about it for a minute and then said. “We can just make something out of what’s around here, it doesn’t have to be perfect it just has to be special.” Said Marvin with a warm smile

When Christmas Eve came everywhere was covered with sparkling lights, decorations and tinsel, trees were up and it was snowing too! It was really feeling like Christmas all through the city, at HQ the PJ Masks Power Heroes were busy putting a snack for Santa under the tree ready for when he comes to deliver the presents and HQ was all decorated, then they saw Owlette, Gekko and Catboy walk in with… Night Ninja?! Everyone stood in shock and in horror, they couldn’t believe that Night Ninja was in HQ, what if he broke in? What if he was planning something bad? What if this was a trap? So many questions and thoughts spread through the hero’s heads and they froze. “Melting meteors! What in the cosmic galaxy is going on here? Why’s that none zing ninja here? He once sticky splatted me and asked me to join the villains! He’s evil!” Said Lilyfay crossly “Well… his Ninjalinos went missing a long time ago because he showed off his new look and powers too much, now Night Ninja is lonely, so we invited him to spend Christmas with us… sorry for not telling you guys sooner, it was just so…. urgent… we’re sorry..” Said Gekko sadly as he hung his head in shame and sobbed

“Don’t worry about it Gekko, you guys did the right thing by helping with someone’s needs and putting them first instead of yourself, you were wise and thoughtful, that shows you guys have kind hearts, and Night Ninja…. you’re not alone, we’re here for you, now and always, even though you’re evil you have a good spark of light inside you.” Said An Yu

“Thanks guys…. and …. im sorry… for all the bad things i did…. i will try and…. make it up to you…. especially you Lilyfay…. sorry for.. you know… the splat thing.” Said Night Ninja as he gave the space fairy a smile and Lilyfay hugged him tightly. “I cosmically forgive you Night Ninja, but please don’t splat me with that evil splat again!” Lilyfay said with a little laugh and Night Ninja laughed a little back and said. “Don’t worry I won’t…. nothing that I will do will ever replace…. my little….. ninjalinos…. *sobs* WHERE ARE YOU!” The heroes surrounded the sobbing ninja and hugged him, the love in them spread through their bodies and to Night Ninja’s broken heart, he felt a bit better with new friends by his side supporting him, the evil in him washed away like the tide and it’s replaced with goodness and love, the spark inside him is a spark of joy, spreading like wildfire.

Back at the abandoned playground the Ninjalinos were getting ready for Christmas, they were gifts made, decorations hung up (well not normal ones, they’re made of things from around the abandoned playground, they’re not perfect but they’ll do) the Ninjalinos couldn’t be happier together at Christmas, the special time of year and it doesn’t matter about gifts or a tree, what matters is that the Ninjalinos were all together as one and nothing could ever undo that

Marvin and Daisy were busy getting Christmas luninner, it’s like lunch and dinner but both together, they didn’t have any money so they just snuck into bins to get some, even though it wasn’t perfect it was all they could get, Zoe, Ollie and Ryan were hanging stocking made from old socks, Zoe’s stocking is purple, Ollie’s is green and Ryan’s is red, when everything was done they all sat around the roundabout to eat, then Marvin said. “Guys, I’m glad we’re together at this time of year and even though it’s not a normal Christmas meal, it’s all we have, and…… Zoe…. Ryan….. Ollie…. you guys are like our kids…. we love you, isn’t that right Daisy?” Asked Marvin and Daisy smiled. “Yes, actually Marvin, they are our children, we’re their parents, even though we’re not married we can take care of them, we love them…. it’s our responsibility to protect them.” Marvin couldn’t agree more, he’s a father and Daisy’s a mother. “You’re right Daisy, we are parents…. kids… we’re family now and… we love you guys very much!” Zoe, Ollie and Ryan smiled bright smiles and then they ate, after that they went to sleep, it’s almost daylight, Daisy and Marvin put the kids to bed and they fell asleep, then Marvin and Daisy filled the stockings with the gifts and then they went to sleep

In the sky Santa was making his final delivery of presents when he saw an abandoned playground with stockings, with his Christmas magic the presents gently floated down like feathers and they landed in each stocking, then he flew off back to the North Pole, he couldn’t stop long because it’s almost daylight

Christmas Day came and at HQ the Power Heroes and Night Ninja woke up and when they went to the table with chairs they saw presents everywhere, Night Ninja was anxious because he had been naughty all year long, being an evil ninja but to his surprise he saw a present with a label saying “To Night Ninja, From Santa” a beaming smile grew on his face and tears of joy formed in his eyes. “is that… for me? but…. i’ve been bad…” Said Night Ninja in shame… “We know, but we also know you’re trying to change…. Christmas is about sharing and caring, and we deeply care about you, even though you’re a villain, deep down inside you, you’re a nice person, please Night Ninja…. think positive, we love you! And we won’t stop till we find your Ninjalinos! Come on open your present!” Said Gekko kindly and Night Ninja went over and picked up his present, he unwrapped it and took off the lid, inside the box was a photo album, he dipped his hand inside, took the photo album out and put the box on the table. Then he opened the album and inside were photos of the PJ Masks Power Heroes and Night Ninja and his Ninjalinos, in one of them there was a photo of him hugging Marvin, this was the time Catboy saved Marvin from the rolling rock at Mystery Mountain, Night Ninja’s eyes watered and when he read a message underneath the picture it said “We love you Night Ninja! We will find your Ninjalinos and bring back the spark inside you!”

Night Ninja couldn’t believe it, he has friends that love him deeply, he has tears of joy and the PJ Masks run to him for a big group hug! The PJ Masks and Night Ninja won’t stop till the Ninjalinos are found!

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[eluxcastar]

Meeting their s/o's reincarnation in the next life, but on the enemy's side

── ୨୧：ky luc, chess belle, crowley eusford x reader (separate)

୨୧﹑synopsis :: a past lover departed all too soon, never supposed to meet them again, though immortality will make that possible. it was never how they expect it to end up.

୨୧﹑genre :: fluff

୨୧﹑content :: gn reader, mentions of violence, brief mentions of suicide (staged), implied kidnapping, stockholm syndrome if you squint, 90% of these are for chess, she may be ooc, crowley's past s/o is amab, also not explicitly his s/o (historians say they were roommates)

୨୧﹑words :: 4.5k

ky luc apparently WASN'T IN THE FIRST ONE??? 🤨 so anyway our catboy gets put here, Chess' deleted because I fell asleep writing it and istg I could cry Idk hers was an idea that tickled my brain. I was gonna include Horn but then I saw the word count at just Ky and Chess and withered away

part one | part two

─ ୨୧： ky luc

He always knew that at some point, you must leave this world before him.

Ky can remember the times he used to watch his dear lover, his still very Human lover from his very Human life, yet as he leaves that life behind in order to pursue the thing that interests him next he finds that he can not yet stray too far. Even when Sika Madu will scold him for sneaking out he ignores the many warnings in order to see you, watch you more like. It comes from a place of good in his heart.

The person he watches day to day to ensure your health and happiness. As far as you knew, Ky had passed in a tragic accident, though you never were fond of hearing the specifics, and your life goes on with a hole where he used to be. He begins to notice when you come out of your shell again and slowly cheer back up, it's visible in your demeanour and the spring back in your step. Your beautiful smile, your warmth is back for the first time in a while.

It's also very visible when you begin to grow ill, first just a minute cough here and there that began to grow into full-blown fits, you told the Doctor you couldn't breathe at times, and that these fits were beginning to make you dizzy. He could see you deteriorate more and more with each day, and none of the treatments you were trying were working and it frustrated him to no end. Ky rarely knows the specifics of how sick you are, having to wait for you to mention it to someone and only then, it had to be one of the times he was in earshot to hear it, because in your mind he was long dead. You start making the odd jokes every so often that this is 'just Ky becoming impatient', and something tells him you're worse off than you're letting on.

"God, now I'm imagining my dead husband." is your response when he first breaks his deal with Sika Madu not to get too close. Ky doesn't deviate from that narrative, using it as his leeway to take your hand and shush you, telling you to just rest. "Things were finally starting to look up again." You have done nothing but worry him, and now you seem to enjoy that more than ever as you talk to what you still believe is a mirage. "They say that there's nothing they can do, just to arrange my affairs and pray. Perhaps we will be together again sooner than we thought."

And just like that he snaps from his thoughts, staring at one of the soldiers who had arrived on the bus with the gang of teenagers, one who looks so eerily similar to a string of memories he has that it's impossible to shake. Ky could take a picture of that one, travel back in time and hold it up to his lover and he'd see two of the same people staring back at him. It's almost scary, thinking about how easy it would be to break that little soldier even when he wouldn't dream of laying a finger on the person he mistook them for at first.

Just as quickly as you appeared you're running off with those kids telling them not to cause a fuss, like they were little children you're hopelessly trying to parent, and it clicks with him your uniform is different. It's not so drastic you look like you're in a different army but the adornments it holds say enough—the reason you're scolding those five are because you are like their parent. You're one of their superiors. Feasibly any curiosity he may have held would've been much easier to indulge with a standard private rather than an established higher up.

It feels as if it all went too fast, as an innocent little assignment from Lord Urd leads to him getting chased around by this very strong, very angry 'little soldier' who he thought would be so easy to crush between even his fingers like a pesky little insect. Ky thought sacrificing Ferid would be enough, but you ran after him after his retreat like you had a death wish. Indeed, as he manages to grab you by the throat and slam you against the ground where you will stay put, he does finally get to see you closely.

It's as if he looks down at his lover, sleepy and at peace, reaching up to caress his cheek and murmur something to him; he can't quite remember word for word, but he remembers enough. Everything down to the smell of the room ingrains itself within his mind and etched out a clear picture, even the smell is there as he swears he can pick up the faint scent of smoke and wax from the candle he recalls living at your bedside where you would light every night. The feeling of your hand touching his skin and leaving a pleasant ringing in the wake of your fingertips as you stroke his cheek to ask if he's tired yet, all before Ky leans down to place a gentle kiss against your forehead.

Then he realises he has you pinned to the ground, and he's choking the life out of you as you claw at his face after giving up on his hands which had reddened due to how vicious your nails were scratching him. Ky eases up his grip on your neck and you immediately gasp for air, your chest heaving just to try and pull yourself together. He realises he's killing the only trace of you left on this earth, a little soldier who shares your face, and who hates him in just the way you must for what he's done to you.

He can't bring himself to squeeze any harder, he releases you completely and stands from where he had crouched by your side. Ky watches as you roll yourself over and cough on seemingly nothing a couple of times, barely even reacting as he practically scurries away knowing you'll be better off if he leaves while you're stuck in a state you can't possibly chase anymore.

The third time you meet is the middle of your newest battlefield, a mess of blood, fire and the smell of death as you're both standing in the remnants of countless of your comrades. He's far too close, inspecting your neck closely, and his thumb brushes over the deep purple marks imprinted in your skin, the bruises yet to fade. You shove Ky away almost the second he touches you, and he allows it. He's watching you be sent flying within seconds, a chain far too recognisable coming down between you and flicking at you with what looked like barely any force. You had been relatively passive until now, but it must've taken you from observer to fighter. Offence fighter. It's what tips you from tolerant, and he can only assume you saw it as a breach of this relatively peaceful interaction. You launch yourself at him, weapon in hand, and he's forced to weigh his opinions in the few seconds he has to decide whether or not to strike. It feels as if time stops just for this decision, and he wonders, if he couldn't kill you before what changed?

Even if he wanted to, Ky knows he could never hurt you, the you he loved that is, but you look so much like that person…you look so much like that person he can't take the thought.

He wonders if you ever once hesitated in your decision the way he has every time he's tried to hurt you, but contrary to how he imagined it, he doesn't feel even a hint of pain. If he wasn't watching his body collapse to his knees and begin to deteriorate into the air, he wouldn't even know you'd cut his head off. It feels peaceful. It feels peaceful to think of what life could've been if he had never left you in the first place. He certainly wouldn't be watching Lest Karr charge at you in a fit of childish anger, nor would he have seen what became of you as he is now. Perhaps he could've gone with you, to the place where you found your peace, your family. He can only think back again, back to what you last said to him, about seeing him again…at the time you couldn't wait.

"At last, we'll be together again, love. I'm sorry I made you wait so long."

─ ୨୧： chess belle

The turn of the century offers you just about everything you could ever ask for in a life of crime and con artistry — an atmosphere, clothes, the people, the places, the boom in the economy that was making you richer and richer — and you both cash your cheques with a laugh knowing you'll be set for a while now, this will tide you over even if you decide to have a little fun and drink together like you don't have a limit.

Many people look at the way you look at each other and scowl, but it's never stopped you before. The thing that would stop you sounds closer to a bad con, or more like cheating. You suspect one of the players is observing the cards of the people around the table through a third party, the one serving you drinks, so you slip an unwanted card away under your clothes where it's out of sight while nobody is looking too closely. You thought it was fine, until you win the round now with more than a few cards tucked away and suddenly he explodes. It's so unreasonable it completely ruins the mood, but nobody wants to stand against him.

He obviously knows you're a 'damn con artist' as he puts it, but playing dumb and collecting Chess from the other table insisting to her you have to leave now doesn't get you far. You both decide to get out of town and move on before the whole ordeal is blown out of proportion. It already is as he's got his panties in a twist over the money you just made him lose, valuable time he could've spent playing someone who wasn't a cheating bitch. You know it's safer not to loiter just because there's profit to be made, there's so many better places you can run to with your darling girlfriend that one place will mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, and you'll find some place where you can happily marry whether or not deception may be necessary.

You're not exactly sure how a card game where you returned the notion of cheating to win ended this way, with a gun to your head in a place where Chess would find you. A pen in your hand and a piece of paper in front of you, writing exactly what you're told word by word as it evolves into what looks like a suicide note. You're not in love with her anymore, and you won't live a loveless life. You can't fathom those things let alone writing them for her to read and blame herself for your death. You try to work things in under his nose, stupid pet names you've never called her before, or that she heard and laughed uncontrollably because you were intentionally being embarrassing or some event that never happened as you're told to 'give an explanation'. The last thing you write is how you can't stand her abuse anymore, and you know that she'll know you don't have a say in this, you know she's never actually raised a hand to you or chewed you out when you didn't do something to deserve it.

Chess finds you some hours later, taking your body in her arms even when she hears the gun fall to the ground, you're staining her clothes with blood and she's covering her hands in it just to cradle you in her arms begging you to come back.

You find yourself bound and restrained, laying on the bed you'd been sleeping in in a daze where the little purple-haired Vampire has you held down with her own body straddling your waist and pressing you into the mattress. It feels like she's draining you, and you can't push her away when your arms are tied. You feel light-headed. You aren't even sure how you ended up here, vaguely recalling her asking if she can keep 'this one' in reference to you. You think you were ambushed by her. At some point she decided to keep you more than ever, and had taken you home with her where you had been for a few days now. Sometimes Horn watches you to see exactly what she's has been doing with her new toy, sometimes you're alone with Chess and she's oddly tender.

It's one of the times you're alone, and you're trying to think of how many days it's been since she began this. "I thought I would never see you again." She says it suddenly, like you're supposed to know what she's talking about as she lays down beside you, "We made that guy so mad he got us kicked out, but we had lots of fun in that place." You turn your head to look at her, and she reaches up to stroke your cheek.

"Can…Can I be untied yet…" You almost don't want to interrupt her, but there's an ache in your joints from how uncomfortable it is and you wonder if catching her at this moment will make her comply.

"Hmph!" She pushes herself back up and sits back on top of you, her thighs squeezing you tightly, "Are you gonna run away?" You vigorously shake your head, a noise something like a whimper escaping you. "You're not much like you used to be y'know, or maybe you just aren't like that for me anymore… Are you always this much of a fraidy cat?"

She shuffles back to make room for you to sit up, reaching behind you to untie you as she said she would. "You've been keeping me as livestock after killing all of my friends." The amount of relief you feel having your arms freed is indescribable, "Sorry I'm not all over you."

"Hm. It's just like we were when we first met, except you thought I was a fraidy cat. The police wouldn't investigate your death, they were glad one of us was gone."

"My what?" You can't quite follow what she's saying, though you can piece some things together. She seems to have mistaken you for someone she used to know, and she loves that person enough to be delusional to the fact that if they're dead and you're supposedly them, you can't be under her 'care' right now. She is so unimaginably gentle towards you that you allow it when she wants to curl up in your arms, partly out of fear and partly just so she'll think twice about hurting you again if she thinks you're warming up to her.

On and off for months she comes to you, allowing you minimal freedom but slowly providing you more trust. She let's you wander, but not too far, keeping you mostly in the one room where she visits you and feeds you, she tells you a lot about who you used to be. You understand now, and you're so grateful she found you again. It's a pity you don't have any memories of that but she never spares a detail in telling you all about it. You used to think she was keeping you something like her pet, but you start to grow more and more fond of her.

You let her have you, now that you know she's just trying to help her misguided lover break away from how much the Humans brainwashed you. You can't ask for more, even when people are starting to question why she devotes so much attention to a Human, even Horn wants to know. She especially wants to know whether Chess is just dancing about the rather glaring issue: your body will not remain this way forever, you'll grow out of looking the way she remembers you very soon. She insists Chess must give you her blood, right in front of the both of you, and Chess initially brushes it off.

Then she starts thinking, the best way to keep you by her side is to never be able to be killed by the likes of Humans ever again. Besides, if she does that, then you'll finally be safe. The Humans won't even want you back let alone try brainwashing you into believing Vampires are unruly monsters again. Yes, this way, you will truly be safe from them and all their lies.

"Will you let me give you my blood now? You never have to die again, we'll always be together."

─ ୨୧： crowley eusford

There is a semblance of repose he finds in speaking to you, a crusader still in training just under him, and Crowley finds your antics rather amusing if not a little out of line sometimes. It isn't easy to reign you in until he's more practised at the 'skill', but something about just how carefree you can manage to be is a relief to him, a breath of fresh air he isn't used to. He likes listening to you laugh about something childish and possibly quite stupid in his eyes, not because he completely shares your idea of humour but just because he likes your look of joy. He likes seeing you try to run away to escape the children who have decided you're the coolest person in the world all for their entertainment, so they can 'catch' you and brag about it.

Most of all, Crowley likes that you'll come visit him if and when you please, not because of any particular obligation to do so or because someone asks. Sometimes he just likes hearing about what you have to say, even if you just came to him bubbling with excitement about something you absolutely had to tell anyone right this second. He's flattered you choose him for that all the time. Of course you listen to him, and you have made remarks that you feel like more than just friends, ending it with 'like brothers'.

He doesn't think of you that way, something more than friends, but not brothers, it just…doesn't feel right. He wants more from you, but that seems to be more you can't provide, especially not in your current position, not when you want to be a holy knight so badly. You may be a bit of a goof ball, but you try to take your oaths seriously. You try to ease his mind with a promise that you'll keep coming to him for your bouts of energy. Crowley treats that as a vow, a silly vow and rather innocent but a vow no less.

He knew that one day it would happen, and you'd find yourself out in the world at war. What he didn't expect was for you to end up on the ground in a heap, a pool of blood forming around you. A hand is desperately trying to cover the wound and stop the bleeding. There's so much blood that even if he did stop it your vision is already waning, your consciousness wearing thin. He tries to take hold of your hand, though you can't seem to find where his hand is as you grab at the air, then finally he takes your hand. The frustration that had been building on your face dissipates as you manage to relax and almost melt into the arm that's holding you up. You slur your words when you try to speak to him, feeling him hold you tighter than he had been before the hand that you had been leaning on was at your head, holding you close to him.

Neither of you pay attention to the battle raging on around you, the screams and bloodshed, not to the body that falls right in front of you or at the metallic sound of swords clashing, a harsh sound. Suddenly you can't feel the ground beneath you, and Crowley fumbles in place trying to keep you steady. "You have to keep fighting, Sir Crowley."

"No! No, we're going home." He tries to insist that, but you know you'd never make it close to home, nor will you as he falters and is forced to drop back to his knees and lower you down. "Let's go home." He says.

"We can't go home. Don't leave everyone else just for me, they need you." He doesn't want to listen, trying to convince you to save your strength. It won't help anything and he knows that, but he's clinging to your life more than you are, until he knows he's holding nothing but an empty shell in his arms. He still doesn't want to let go, but one of his comrades is urging him to get up and fight. Avenge him.

He notices one of the Demon Army uniforms pass by him out of the corner of his eye, and as soon as he looks over he sees you sitting beside him in the passenger seat where Ferid had wandered off from. It's not unwelcome but he finds it odd that you'd be so comfortable, or maybe just choosing his company over Ferid's pestering. He likes having company, but he doesn't like company that talks as much as his dearest friend, something about it sounds…different. It's not as enjoyable when they don't seem to have a lot of enthusiasm, he can't make their eyes light up with questions, they just speak for the sake of speaking.

"We saved a Mother and child, from the horsemen, just before we spotted you guys actually. It makes me wonder if we'll run into more but since we haven't spotted any so far, I think we should be fine. Spotting them has never really been my strong suit, and I'm kinda tired so I'm not 100% right now— Oh, but uh, anyway, getting ahead of myself again. Do you always have to deal with that?" You ask, glancing over away from the road, unable to deal with how awkward it was after spilling every thought you'd had in the past house while you were just trying to find a comfortable spot to sleep. "With him, I mean."

He's noticed you tucked away in the corner of the group the whole time, never having much to say and none of them really seemed to know what to say to you either. You seem more like an outlier who just so happened to be there as well, not well known enough to be instantly part of conversation but too important to be left behind. He's starting to take a liking to you, or at least a liking to the way you talk, it's strangely familiar like you've known him for years and can talk to him so casually. He has next to no idea who you ever are.

"It's all he's done since the day we met. I take it that deserting the army wasn't exactly what you had in mind?"

"My team died, it was my fault." You confess, turning your eyes to the floor, shifting your feet, "I turned my back for a second and suddenly all hell broke loose. I saw Narumi and followed." Despite that you don't sound distraught, just inconvenienced, but maybe you'd adopted the mentality that crying about it won't bring them back.

"What were you supposed to do? Fight off all the danger they were in by yourself?"

"I should've coordinated them better, and maybe then they wouldn't have died." Your smile fades, but your mind quickly starts to wander. "Do you mind if I sleep here for a while? I don't think I've slept in days."

"We're almost there, so it probably won't be very long. Sleep when we get there instead."

One scare later and you're so exhausted you could collapse any second, Crowley himself notices as much when you decline a test of skill and pass right by him. He comes to see you later, to ask if you'd like to go see what's downstairs and see what's down there now that everyone's chatting amongst themselves and has moved on from it. You decline again, but you're in the mood to talk again, and he wants to hear you talk, so he sits on the edge of the bed you took up and are laying in.

Crowley begins to pick up on things, little things, even in the way he's heard about you from asking around. Apparently the kids in the town you took refuge in liked you, their awesome and very respected Lieutenant who ran around with them playing their games to keep them entertained. Apparently you're easy enough to get along with. He agrees with that, finding you interesting just to listen to, it's a strange thing. He forgot what is was like to have someone so excited to talk, and with you bring a soldier…no, that's a whimsical thought. You have no idea who he is, just that he's more than happy to listen.

You're just so welcoming toward him, so reminiscent of that person he knew and who he held in his arms. Crowley knows that man is dead, he felt him still in his arms, and he felt his breath stop, the blood that coated his hands and the dull look in his eyes uncharacteristic of him. He looks at you in the same way he looked at him and he sees someone that isn't you staring back at him. He doesn't have the same kind of feeling, but give it enough time and he'll find himself head over heels for that memory you ignite in him. The memory of him listening to you talk, and the memory of losing you.

He likes to listen to you, he likes your company. He spends more time around you, and you accept him as the closest person you have in this new circle. You are becoming an object of his affections, and he welcomes you as you stray from your group to follow him. He knows how to protect you this time, from anything, as your title is returned to nothing in the face of millennia old monsters he will be there to fix it. Even if he's a little too late, having a Vampire by your side means a little stab wound would never be enough to kill you.

He doesn't quite believe the fact you may very well be his dear friend reincarnated, but that will hardly keep him from protecting you all the same.

[feral-ffa]

CHONKERS

Chonkers is a totally original casual dining concept where you can order sliders, wings, fries, and other tasty bites and get served by a cute fat catboy! (or dogboy or bunnyboy)

Clad in tight white tank tops and orange shorts, the Chonkers waitstaff are so friendly, they just might be convinced to eat right off your plate ;)

cast of characters

In this episode... bunnyboy Timothy has a tummyache after eating too much. He asks the chef, who's been harboring a crush on him, for a belly rub.

Tags: stuffing aftercare, burps & hicups, belly rub, gluttony, soft feedism word count: ~1300

As soon as the rush came, it was over.

Mopping sweat from her brow, gloo stepped back from the hot stoves and stepped out to the server alley for a breather.

Nathan passed her in a whirl of feathers, bobbing his head as he went out the delivery entrance to vape.

No sooner had the door closed behind him, Gloo heard heavy footfalls approaching from the front of house. Nermal, looking sweaty and angrier than usual, stomped over to the pass, with Timothy in tow.

"It's not like this is the first time I've told you or anything! There is no reason to finish someone's entree for free! Maybe, like, a wing, if they tip well. For the whole meal, you gotta give something more than just 20%."

Timothy, who looked pained and even bigger than usual, seemed to ignore Nermal's rant as they stopped in front of Gloo.

"How am I supposed to make money if you're giving services away for free? Timothy? Do I make myself clear?"

"Oh god..." Timothy rubbed his noticeably distended belly. "I'm so bloated." He let out a pitiful hiccup and Gloo's eyes lingered on the swell of his normally soft belly. She tried to will away the blood she felt rushing to her cheeks.

Nermal did his little hair swish/eye roll combo in her direction, as if to say 'see what happens when you don't listen to me?'

"What did he eat?" Gloo asked, throat dry.

"2 classic sliders, a buffalo slider, 2 slices of pepperoni flatbread, half a chicken alfredo flatbread, -those are nasty, you should know better- a lot of fries, 5 potato skins, not sure how many hot honey boneless wings -also gross-."

"And half a pitcher of Schmo lite," Timothy added with another hiccup. One hand rested on his belly and the other held his untied pocket apron to his side.

"Yeaaah." Nermal glanced at his manicured nails. "Anyway Caesar said you could get him fixed up. ...Or sent home if he's gonna keep giving it up for free," he added under his breath as he turned to shimmy away back to the dining rooms.

Caesar, waiting for Nermal at the end of the alley, shot Gloo a look that said "Don't say I never did anything for you."

Gloo returned her attention to Timothy, who didn't look so hot. Ordinarily, Timothy's belly hung low enough to cover the front of his orange uniform shorts, but today his bloated tummy puffed out farther than usual in front of him, softly gurgling. He was occasionally letting out pained hiccups between his labored breathing and his snug uniform top was riding up over his midsection.

"Ceasar said you give good belly rubs, Gloo. I could really use one."

Gloo flushed. She had helped the waitstaff get a burp out once or twice, but it had always felt more like a friendly favor. This was, well... she caught his eyes again, looking pitiful under his sweaty brow.

"Geez Timothy. You can't just clean up after an 8-top like that." Gloo adjusted her ponytail before going to grab a deli tub from the kitchen. When she returned, she swatted Timothy's chubby hand away from the fry bowl in the service window. "Hey, save it for the customers."

"But your fries are so good!"

She knew that he knew what everybody knew: she just reheated the same frozen food that every single Chonkers location served. Timothy was still the only one to compliment her on it though.

"They're frozen fries, you know that." She filled the tub with coke from the fountain.

"Yeah but you mix the two different kinds of fry salt we have together and- HIC"

"Okay, okay, let's get you back out there." Gloo pushed the cup of coke onto his hands. "Only a couple sips."

Timothy got a couple gulps down before whimpering again and leaning his head back. "I really should not have eaten all that, I just couldn't help myself. And they did tip well. I meant to only have a little." He gingerly rested a hand on top of his gut. "I don't think this is helping."

"We just need enough to make a bubble." Gloo took the container back and put it on the service window before stepping behind Timothy and lacing her hands around his front.

She could grab her wrists while encircling him in her arms, but only barely.

"You gonna give it to me from behind, huh?" A teasing tone cuts through Timothy's pained voice.

"How else am I supposed to get leverage? Stand up straight."

Timothy snapped to attention and Gloo leaned in, squeezing his belly in her arms. The smell of sweat and chicken wings and 3-in-1 shampoo wafted into her face.

"How's this feel?" She pressed her palms into his bloated tummy, methodically moving from left to right and back again across the top of his gut, jiggling the firm mass slightly as she went.

"Aaah, be gentle," Timothy whined. "Wait, I think... h-UURP!" He smacked his lips. "I'm, still, uhh..."

"I don't think that was all of it," Gloo muttered, trying not to shiver from how close and warm he was.

"I should just ask to go home, like Nermal said." Timothy lolled his head back in despair, bonking gloo on the top of hers. "Woops, sorry."

She was glad he couldn't see her blush. "Weren't you just asking for more hours yesterday? You big baby." She went back to rubbing his tummy. A few gurgles sounded from his overpacked stomach.

While he continued to whimper, Gloo had to resist the temptation to let her hands travel up to squeeze his plump moobs, or wander down to explore his lower belly rolls. Timothy was the biggest of the Chonkers waitstaff by about 70 pounds, and it showed. Where the other waiters were fast their feet despite their stature, Timothy was slower, jigglier, doughier. This made him a pretty popular waiter through no doing of his own, but his popularity seemed to bewilder him; Gloo was sure he only worked here for free food.

"Nermal was right," Timothy sighed, interrupting Gloo's longing inner montage. "It was good though. Well most of it was. It's kind of hard for me to stop once I get going."

"Yeah, I know." Gloo continued kneading his bloated upper belly, enjoying the moans and whimpers he let out when she pushed on his packed-tight stomach.

Shortly, a gurgle, then...

"BUUUUUUURP! Oouugh..."

"That sounded like it." Gloo released her grasp on Timothy's belly and he lolled his head back again, in relief this time. When their heads made contact, he snapped up and turned to face her.

 "Oh man, that's soooo much better. I'm still pretty full, but..." He trailed off, rubbing his belly. "Are your services available for rent? I could have used your help, like 3 times this week already."

Gloo could no longer resist the heat creeping up her face, but she played it cool. "Sure, text me anytime," she replied with an eye roll. "Now get outta here so you can get a table."

"OK, but let me finish this real quick." Timothy reached for the deli tub of coke that had been abandoned on the window. Gloo was too fast, though, and grabbed it before he could.

"No more soda or else we're gonna have to start this all over again! In fact, no eating or drinking for the rest of your shift."

"OK..."

"I mean it!" Gloo tried not to stare too long at his pouty face.

"Timothy!" Digby, the host's voice rang out from the end of the alley. "If you're not going home early, I have a table!"

"Coming, Digby!" Timothy yelled before turning back to Gloo. "Thanks Gluey, you're a miracle worker."

"A-anytime." Gloo could only stare as he tied his order pad pocket back on, slipping the strings under his burgeoning belly apron, and turned to waddle back out to the dining room.

As if on cue, the noise of the ticket printer started up again just as she saw the last of Timothy's flabby cheeks under his orange shorts.

Gloo sighed and stepped back into the kitchen.