#certainly something

[neotheater-kid]

I fucking hate this website/neutral connotation

on another Note!

I just started watching Supernatural. It's bad. I like it I think

they spent like most of the first 2 episodes explaining the plot and trying not to say the word "supernatural"

[callmehere-iwillappear]

sighs. okay. may have accidentally created a situation for myself so to clear things up

the invasion in cmh took place in june (manufactured date to make things work time wise)

the invasion in idiot's guide took place in august (normal, as it should be)

all other dates are the same between the two

[strqyr]

you think remnant ever had an ice age

[torturedpoetemotions]

The thing is, I don't hate children. I find children funny and delightful most of the time, and if one speaks to me or asks me for help I will always be kind to them and try to help them.

But if I'm talking to some rando or someone who tries to use the fact that I don't loathe children as a "gotcha" to say I secretly want to have children of my own and will "grow out of" being childfree, yes, to that person, I hate children. It's much easier to make them think I'm unsuitable for motherhood than to make them simply respect that I am a fully grown adult who knows what I do and don't want for my own damn life.

[hel-phoenyx]

Nicomaque belongs to @soupedepates !

I hate you. You're everything I resent and more. I understand you more that I understand myself. I find all pleasure in tormenting you. Everything you say irks me. I find you pathetic. I see myself in you. We couldn't be anymore different. Your words are coated in honey and the taste sickens me. Every tactic you use is one I tried. I see through you. You witnessed me at my worst. You are the only one that pushed me over the edge of suicide since that day. I don't think I was ever more worried than at the time I saw you on that roof and I was the only one that was willing to retrieve you. I wanted to push you off. I fantasize about pushing you off. You're the only one who saw me blackout drunk. I tell you about my suicidal ideations. You tell me about the emptiness in your head. We once kissed while sharing a cig and that was one of my most erotic experiences. The kinship we feel is unique. I almost killed you more than once. I try to kill you everyday. I know your body by heart and could recognise your moans anywhere. Everytime we talk about something a little opinionated it ends up in a heated debate. You bring out the worst in me. I corrupt you. We lived both similar and very different lives. Sometimes I go to your home just for the pleasure of making your live better, not as an empathetic way but as a mean of feeling superior. You disgust me. Every time I see you I don't know if I want to fuck you or to destroy you. I can do both. I have done both. You won't ever see me fully vulnerable. You have seen me at my weakest. I had to pick you up more than once. I was the only one you talked regularly with for a full year. I met your family. You send mine on my back. I hate you. You bring out my most twisted desires. I want to stab a knife in your back with one hand while the other bring you to seventh heaven. What I feel is undescribable. The taste of your blood in my mouth is addictive. I can't let other people see what I show you. My therapist is worried about my relation to you. I am worried about what you make me be. I want to see you dead. I can't imagine what I'll be when you die. I don't want you to die. I don't want to see you recover. Witnessing your downfall is sickening. When you went at rock bottom I both pushed you deeper and handed you a shovel. I don't get what we are. We had a kind of fun I can't ever reproduce. Everytime I see you I worry about my no-smoking streak. You stopped me from hurting myself. We discuss of things I can't talk with anyone else until ungodly hours. I joke about my trauma with you in unique ways. You are unique. You cried on me about your ex and I trashed mine. Your cousin is seeking me when you're feeling bad. I relay every gossip about you but keep your darkest secrets hidden deep in my mind. Your enemies come to me for maximum damage. No one knows if I'm your best friend or your greatest enemy. Sometimes I'm on one side, sometimes on the other.

[captorations]

once i get home is it over for you fuckers. and by it i mean my tlt fic. and by you fuckers i mean the like three people who know me on ao3 and here and like my unhinged bullshit. prepare to struggle with the simultaneous desire to hunt me for sport and put me under a microscope in the hopes of determining what the fuck is wrong with me

[jacenpetertodd]

Listen, I'm not gonna say you can't criticize current comics just because older comics were worse, but sometimes I do get whiplash when I see people talking about how they badly want popular, well-reviewed comics with diverse leads and creative teams to end because they're doing "irreparable damage" to preferred characterization and how they'd rather just not have books starring those characters than have books where those characters aren't written to a high enough standard.

As someone who has been in this fandom since the time when beloved characters had functionally been wiped from continuity because the people at the top were openly racist/misogynistic/etc, y'all don't seem to have any idea how much worse you could have it. Like, there are ways to express that you don't care for the current direction characterization is being taken without saying you think it would be better if those characters were written out of continuity.

[i-want-to-be-spaghettified]

the ending of something that you spent countless sleepless nights stressing about and so much time and effort on is so relieving but also oddly melancholy and mmm

[rose-talks-alot]

i hope this is played at his wedding 

or now 

just any time, in front of him, and his friends

[zooone]

what was the first fandom u can remember being in

i think it was.,.,., undertale,.,.,.

i remember i was taught by family to be heavily homophobic so i literally gaslit myself into thinking undyne was a guy because i disnt want a lesbian couple in mt favorite game.,.,., omg,., it was,.,. a point in my life, certainly

[ziorite]

*i get diagnosed with adhd and my parents refuse to take any sort of remedial action because i’m not noticeably struggling*

Me: *starts noticeably struggling*

My parents: by talos this cant be happening

[things-i-heard-on-campus]

Mad Libs, Or Whatever (Pt. 2)

Taken directly from group MadLibs:

"You might say that ancient Egyptians were <crusty> people. After all, they built an entire religion around worshipping their feline <ur moms>! Cats were well-liked by Egyptians for their ability to kill <silly goofy> vermin like rodents and wild <bread fingers>. Cats were thought to be graceful and <slurpable> creatures. Some <*cutely*> cats were mummified and buried in <spiders> along with their <uwu> owners. Harming a cat was a crime punishable by <~gamer~>. And when a cat died, its family would mourn <shyly>, shaving their <boobies> as a symbol of their <Fortnite Battle Pass>. So maybe it's a little funny that ancient <gamer chairs> worshipped cats. But, then again, so does the <cringe> Internet!"

[soupedesoleil]

They should invent a pharmacy that actually fuckin works

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[lazylittledragon]

pspspspsss mombin pt 4

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[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...