#cf!dave

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

hey dirk- what was the biggest fish you ever caught?

Technically speaking, the biggest fish I ever caught was some mutated piece of shit back in the old Earth’s ocean, under the apartment. But that’s a different story, and rather quite boring. It had a bunch of eyes and tasted bad, and lasted me a month. That’s pretty much all here is to say on that matter. So I’ll tell you about a different fish. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ARQUIUS: Uh oh JANE: What happened?? ARQUIUS: It seems as though I will not be fishing today DAVE: he broke it ARQUIUS: I broke it DIRK: Okay, that’s- DIRK: Yeah, that’s fine… ARQUIUS: I will watch ARQUIUS: I quite like just sitting here anyways and also I can make fun of you when you totally fumble a catch DIRK: Yeah, thanks. _____ DIRK: Dave, you wanna take over for me? DIRK: I’ll steer the boat for a bit and you can fish. DAVE: shit idk if i remember how to do this is the thing DAVE: i feel like i’m gonna break it or worse DAVE: drop it off the edge of the boat completely unceremoniously like that cyclops dude from percy jackson 2 DAVE: fish on the hook and everything DAVE: i’ll start having a realistic panic attack on screen DAVE: truly the worst you’ve ever seen anyone do it DIRK: You’ll be fine. Just try it, man. DIRK: You’ll like it better this time, I promise. DAVE: yeahhhhh okay _____ DIRK: How are you doing, Jane? JANE: Well, um! JANE: I’m not actually entirely sure what I’m doing either. JANE: I keep thinking I might have a bite, but then it goes away! JANE: How can you even tell? JANE: I feel like a big beast lying in wait for its prey, waiting for the right time… JANE: And I’m not so good at waiting! :B DIRK: That’s okay. This is how you learn. _____ DIRK: And you’ll know when you get a bite. Trust me. DIRK: The little fucker will yank the line so hard you’ll think he’s about to pull you in. JANE: Yipes! DIRK: And you’ll probably lose it. DIRK: That’s okay, too. DIRK: I didn’t catch a damn thing my first, uh… DIRK: Twelve times. JANE: Jee willikers, Dirk! JANE: I don’t know if I can wait THAT long. JANE: I’m getting pretty hungry, darn it! DIRK: Well, hey. That’s why you have the expert with you. DIRK: And if we REALLY don’t catch anything, we’ll get pizza on the way back. JANE: Oh, well. JANE: I’d be happy either way! Hoo hoo! DAVE: shit shit shit what is that DAVE: what the fuckkkk something big just latched onto my shit DIRK: Oh? DIRK: Oh SHIT. ARQUIUS: My goodness ARQUIUS: I think that’s what they call a fucking MONSTER DAVE: fuck what the fuck i have to catch this thing what do i do

DAVE: it’s gonna break my line DIRK: Yank the rod up. Hard. DIRK: There, okay. Now BRACE. DAVE: shit y’all gotta hold onto each other or somethin DAVE: it’s gonna pull me in like actually DAVE: fuck fuck fuck ARQUIUS: Don’t even worry about it ARQUIUS: (Everyone hold on tight) DAVE: shiiiiit FUCKKKK holy fuuuuUUUCK- DIRK and JANE and ARQUIUS: REEEEEEEL!

[pedroam-bang]

Star Wars: The Bad Batch (2021-2024)

[theythemmer]

dont unmute if u dont want ch 4 music spoilers !

i present to you: Guardian of the Waking World

i know im likely not the first to have done this but i AM probably the first to have badly drawn over the original album art. Probably . also have never made any kind of mashup before i apologise if this sounds unbearably ass

[ofkithandmckinney]

There's ADHD Georg, and then there's Dave Foley

"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.

[deepfriedhopesanddreams]

I want to know the details on how CF!Dave meets botbots at first. How did he react to them at first sight? Were the botbots scared of him or did some of them try to attack him?

I'm curious..

It almost plays out similarly to the first episode, only the rest of the Lost Bots decided to jump right in to protect Burgertron and Dimlit (he was in Dave's hand). Yeah, Kikmee charged at Dave first. Dave was so terrified he fainted and Kikmee missed him.

The other botbots just ran away, the Lost Bots kinda feel sorry for scaring this giant meat tower and carried him back to the lost and found.

[bloombird]

CF Dave: hey other Dave

Box Dave: yeah?

CF Dave: I was wondering... What do you feed your other botbots?

Box Dave: wh... "What do I feed my botbots?" I don't know any food that doesn't contain a conscience? Why?

CF Dave: I ... Feed them pet kibble?

Box Dave: you feed them PET KIBBLE?!

CF Dave: I don't know what they eat! So I give them that! They also eat whatever I drop from my hands, I dropped a lemon once and Fomo hates me

Box Dave: ...

CF Dave: ...

Box Dave: That-

CF Dave: Yeah..

(jshjdgfh, I guess everything but lemon is what botbots eats! Too bad, Dave.. They don't like lemons like you do!)

[myalgicencephalomyelitiscfstom]

ABC News (Australia): "How Dave Clark regained a meaningful life after developing chronic fatigue syndrome"

2-minute video of Dave reading his poem plus a separate text piece by him ---

Dave Clark has been living with ME/CFS for 17 years, having developed the condition after a bout of glandular fever when he was 21. In this article, he describes what it’s like to live with the condition, the impact on his life and sense of self worth, and how he has built a meaningful life, despite the condition.

“Living with chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS) is like being erased. It rubs out what my brain and body can do, turning me into a reduced version of myself.”

“Having CFS is like being a dormant seed, waiting for just enough energy to come alive.”

“There are then the hits to my sense of worth. Often, when my body produces less, I'm seen as worth less. This message is reinforced by the meagre amounts of finance and research put towards CFS in Australia. It is disheartening when something like the burrowing habits of an animal receives more funding than humans trapped inside their homes by CFS.”

[brookstonalmanac]

Birthdays 7.4

Beer Birthdays

Cord Hinrich Haake (1801)

J.P. Benzel (1833)

Alonzo Gilford Van Nostrand (1854)

Sammy Fuchs (1905)

Jos Brouwer

Gary Gilman (1950)

Dave Hoops (1967)

Five Favorite Birthdays

Rube Goldberg; cartoonist (1883)

Tonio K.; rock singer, songwriter (1950)

Thomas Nagel; philosopher (1937)

Hiram Walker; distiller (1816)

Bill Withers; pop singer, songwriter (1938)

Famous Birthdays

Elena Arzak; Spanish chef (1969)

Calvin Coolidge; 30th U.S. President (1872)

Al Davis; Oakland Raiders owner/manager (1929)

Stephen Foster; songwriter (1826)

Giuseppe Garibaldi; Italian patriot (1807)

Hannah Harper; English Adult actress (1982)

Nathaniel Hawthorne; writer (1804)

Ron Kovic; anti-war activist, veteran, writer (1946)

Ann Landers; advice columnist (1918)

Floyd Little; Dencer Broncos RB (1942)

Gina Lollobrigida; Italian actor (1928)

Manolete; Spanish bullfighter

Louis B. Mayer; movie studio executive (1885)

Alyssa Miller; model (1989)

Mitch Miller; choir leader (1911)

Neil Morrissey; English actor (1962)

George Murphy; actor, dancer, politician (1902)

Geraldo Rivera; television personality (1943)

Eva Marie Saint; actor (1924)

Neil Simon; playwright (1927)

Bill Tuttle; Detroit Tigers CF (1929)

Darth Vader (a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker; 42 BBY)

Abigail Van Buren; advice columnist (1918)

John Waite; pop singer (1955)

Edward Craven Walker; lava lamp inventor (1918)

Al "Blind Owl" Wilson; rock singer, guitarist (1943)

[ask-the-cookiefish-timeline]

Which games do they hate... or... not hate... if they're not haters

ROXY: dw dear asker….i’m not a hater….so the ones i don’t hate are…the pikmins

ROXY: the spores

ROXY: skylanders

ROXY: ummm five nights at freddy’s….

ROXY: weird shovelware games for the wii are actually soooo good sometimes

ROXY: did you know steven spielberg made a game for the wii once it’s called… boom blox

ROXY: that ones not shovelware i just wanted to talk about boom blox

ROXY: i love most games really!

ROXY: i think the only ones i actually 4 realsies hate are like

ROXY: …

ROXY: can’t think of any rn :3

DAVE: okay so

DAVE: recently i’ve been into dress to impress and i know what you’re gonna say

DAVE: that’s a roblox game for babies i know I KNOW okay just let me explain

DAVE: it’s a roblox game for babies and that means i can hop on stream and immediately land first place in every goddamn round in every goddamn lobby

DAVE: absolutely shitting on these kids it’s like they’re not even comprehending the theme of this round because their little tiny baby brains are too underdeveloped to figure out what the fuck cybergoth is

DAVE: i’m manipulating (shitting on) the dress to impress voters (these kids) through my outside investors (my chat)

DAVE: i don’t need vip to outclass you motherfuckers i’m gonna dress up as the hottest secretary you’ve ever seen

ROXY: ok nvm i remembered games i hate

ROXY: those copy paste themed obbys!!

DAVE: what no way you don’t like the 500 escape from ice spice obbys

DAVE: who the hell is ice spice btw

ROXY: noooooo and here’s whyyyyy

ROXY: they’re not even HARD i can breeze through those thangs in like five minutes!!

ROXY: if you’re gonna make an OBBY you gotta actually make it challenging or else! what are we even doing here!!

SOLLUX: i like sonic adventure 2

ROXY: yea

DAVE: yea

[pedroam-bang]

Star Wars: The Bad Batch (2021-2024)

[loracarol]

I'm too lazy to link the exact timestamp, but left to right, top to bottom these are:

CF Entertainment

thebookbatcave

Mortius

Shy Guy+

Abby Zorel

Samurai Z

CS Reacts

Boon Alina

E3llie

Nick Flipp - Gilgamesh

WHAT IT DO DAVE

Joey Sings

Airier

Darcy Does Cosplay

"When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?"

[vijay34]

Potash Fertilizers Market Size, Share, and Future Growth Trends

Potash Fertilizers Market to Reach USD 39.79 Billion by 2032, Driven by Global Food Demand and Sustainable Farming Practices.

The Potash Fertilizers Market Size was valued at USD 25.27 Billion in 2023 and is expected to reach USD 39.79 Billion by 2032, growing at a CAGR of 5.18% over the forecast period of 2024-2032.

The Potash Fertilizers Market is witnessing robust growth driven by increasing global food demand and the need for enhanced agricultural productivity. Potash fertilizers, primarily comprising potassium chloride (KCl), potassium sulfate (SOP), and other compounds, play a vital role in improving plant health, crop yield, and resistance to diseases. As arable land continues to shrink and the focus on sustainable agriculture grows, the use of potash fertilizers has become essential in optimizing soil fertility and crop performance across diverse climatic conditions.

Key Players

Arab Potash Company 

Borealis AG 

CF Industries 

Coromandel International Ltd. 

EuroChem Group AG 

HELM AG 

Intrepid Potash Inc. 

Israel Chemicals Ltd. (ICL Group) 

JSC Belaruskali 

K+S Aktiengesellschaft 

Nutrien Ltd. 

Potash Corporation of Saskatchewan Inc. 

Sociedad Química y Minera de Chile S.A. (SQM) 

Sinofert Holdings Limited 

The Mosaic Company 

Uralkali PJSC 

Yara International ASA 

Agrium Inc. 

ICL Ltd. 

K+S Group 

Future Scope & Emerging Trends

The future of the potash fertilizers market is closely tied to the rise in global population, which continues to intensify the pressure on agricultural output. Emerging economies in Asia-Pacific, Latin America, and Africa are investing heavily in modern farming practices, thereby increasing demand for nutrient-rich fertilizers. Trends such as precision agriculture, use of controlled-release fertilizers, and organic potash sources are gaining momentum. Additionally, rising environmental concerns and regulatory frameworks are encouraging the development of eco-friendly formulations and advanced soil enhancement products.

Key Points

Growing food demand is accelerating agricultural intensification

Potash fertilizers are critical for plant metabolism and water retention

Asia-Pacific remains the largest consumer due to vast agricultural zones

Sustainable agriculture and precision farming are driving innovation

Manufacturers are investing in eco-efficient production and logistics solutions

Conclusion

The Potash Fertilizers Market is on an upward trajectory, fueled by the need for higher crop yields and resilient agricultural systems. With technological advancements in fertilizer production and application, the market is expected to expand significantly. Strategic alliances, investments in R&D, and sustainable farming initiatives will be key in shaping the future landscape of the potash fertilizer industry.

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[laresearchette]

Sunday, April 13, 2025 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: GODFATHER OF HARLEM (MGM +)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

CRAVE TV THE LAST OF US (Season 2 Premiere)

2025 IIHF WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP (TSN3) 5:00am: Hungary vs. Norway (TSN3) 9:00am: Japan vs. Sweden (TSN3) 1:00pm: Canada vs. USA (TSN) 5:00pm: Hungary vs. Japan

2025 AUGUSTA NATIONAL MASTERS GOLF (TSN4) 10:00am: Final Round (TSN5) 10:00am: Final Round - Featured Groups (TSN4) 1:00pm: Final Round (TSN4) 2:00pm: Final Round (TSN3/TSN4) 6:00pm: Final Round

GSOC CURLING PLAYERS' CHAMPIONSHIP (SN) 12:00pm: Women’s Final (SN1/SN360/SNPacific) 4:30pm: Men's Final

MLS SOCCER (TSN2) 12:30pm: CF Montreal vs. Charlotte

MLB BASEBALL (SN/SN1) 1:00pm: Jays vs. Orioles (SN Now) 4:00pm: Mets vs. Athletics (TSN2) 7:00pm: Cubs vs. Dodgers

NHL HOCKEY (TSN5) 1:00pm: Flyers vs. Sens (SNOntario) 5:00pm: Leafs vs. Hurricanes (SNEast/SN Now) 6:00pm: Sabres vs. Lightning (SNWest/TSN3) 7:00pm: Oilers vs. Jets (SN1) 8:00pm: Sharks vs. Flames

NBA BASKETBALL (TSN/TSN3) 3:30pm: Raptors vs. Spurs

NWSL SOCCER (TSN5) 7:00pm: Bay FC vs. Chicago Stars

CRIME BEAT (Global) 8:00pm: The Strange Disappearance of Marilyn Bergeron:  The family of Marilyn Bergeron searches for answers and reveals some startling theories in the mystery of a young Quebec woman who disappeared in 2008.

SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS (CTV2) 8:00pm: When a vengeful trio of ancient gods arrives on Earth in search of the magic stolen from them long ago, Shazam and his allies get thrust into a battle for their superpowers, their lives, and the fate of the world.

CBC WINNIPEG COMEDY FESTIVAL (CBC) 9:00pm: Hosted by Ann Pornel with performances by Gino Durante, Courtney Gilmour, Cassie Cao, Dave Burke, Seán Devlin and Kathleen McGee.

SECRETS DECLASSIFIED WITH DAVID DUCHOVNY (History Channel Canada) 9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Uncovering a plane crash in North Carolina that almost triggered nuclear Armageddon; the story of a UFO attack on a U.S. missile base that was suppressed for decades; a daring Israeli heist to steal a cutting-edge fighter jet.

TITANIC: THE DIGITAL RESURRECTION (Nat Geo Canada) 10:00pm: Cutting-edge scan creates a digital twin of Titanic for immersive, 3D investigation.

THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND (History Channel Canada) 10:00pm: While digging a massive steel shaft in the Money Pit area, the Lagina brothers and their team make a discovery that could help prove the legends about buried treasure to be true.

THE GREEN KNIGHT (CTV2) 12:00am: King Arthur's headstrong nephew embarks on a daring quest to confront the Green Knight, a mysterious giant who appears at Camelot. Risking his head, he sets off on an epic adventure to prove himself before his family and court.

[cristoreysol]

Como me ha parecido muy revelador lo de AITANA firmando su debut cd SPOILER en el CC GRAN TURIA [y que lo ha plasmado en su nuevo video SENTIMIENTO NATURAL al aparecer una mujer haciendo la figura de Gimnasia que hizo una chica ante ella por la que dijo DIOS MIO QUE SUSTO y luego vino otra haciendo otra figura con camiseta con LIFE IS ???? WITH NO END y AITANA la intenta imitar tras decir un tipo QUE ESO LO HACIA EL EN LA OTRA VIDA ..y después una niña hace lo que la primera con camiseta del VALENCIA CF como la BANDERA de su COMUNIDAD]..os doy la fecha 25 de ABRIL que es como se llama una calle junto a ese CENTRO COMERCIAL.

Por cierto..la última COPA DEL REY que ganó el VALENCIA fue en 2019 en el Estadio de HELIO_POLIS [=CIUDAD DEL SOL] en SEVILLA donde debuto en LIGA "CRISTO" con REAL MADRID de la mano del entrenador SOLARI cuya hermana es productora de CHRISTPIRACY y donde sólo he vido Real BETIS VS TENERIFE [=SANTA CRUZ o isla MALDITA DEL REAL MADRID] de 2da DIVISION en enero 2015 en la vuelta como entrenador tras su paso por INGLATERRA de PEPE MEL y cuyo ultimo equipo ha sido el TENERIFE siendo autor de:

Mel, Pepe (2011). El mentiroso. Jirones de Azul. ISBN 978-84-92868-70-4.

Mel, Pepe (2013). El camino al más allá. Jirones de Azul. ISBN 978-84-92868-48-3.

Mel, Pepe (2016). La prueba. Samarcanda. ISBN 978-84-16179-87-9.

Mel, Pepe (2018). La llave sefardí. Almuzara. ISBN 978-84-17418-60-1.

Mel, Pepe (2022). Los asesinatos de la Xana. Almuzara. ISBN 978-84-18648-27-4.

Mel, Pepe (2024). El despertar del Diablo. Almuzara. ISBN 978-84-10521-70-4.

..y como CONCIERTO solo a GUNS N ROSES [9/6/22] repitiendo su 1er concierto en ESPAÑA [30/6/92] junto a FAITH NO MORE [=ultimo cd SOL INVICTUS] y SOUNDGARDEN [=ultimo cd KING ANIMAL y en solitario de su Suicidado cantante y de AUDIO_SLAVE "HIGHER TRUTH"]..del CHINESE DEMOCRACY solo tocaron la homonima y por 1era vez tocaron BACK IN BLACK de ACDC porque AXL ROSE fue su cantante cuando vino a SEVILLA a cantar desde un TRONO que le dejo DAVE GROGHL de nIrVANa por tener una pierna ROTA

[deepfriedhopesanddreams]

Now this leaves the biggest question for CF!Dave.. Which botbot is the scariest that he had ever seen or interacted with?

Possibly Kikmee, she's like a mix of a chimera-ish ouroboros and an ophanim. Lots of scales, serpentine and soccer ball pentagons circling around her. Always lunging at Dave for a "challenge".

But now she's in her humanoid form, she can't fly and she's totally fine with it, she loves having limbs!

[daveio]

All About Dave

I'm a British nerd-of-most-trades, living in London, England. I build things, I make things work, I keep them working, and I put them back together when they break.

I'm an engineer, lockpicker, intersectional feminist, attempted wordsmith, wish-granter, Rubyist, caffeine monster, CFS/ME and MS battler, and unapologetic pervert.

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