#chapter 85// war dogs | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

desdealgunlugardelsur · 4 years ago

Text

Harrison Ford: 2020 summary

A year like no other, as you must have heard countless times. The pandemic changed almost everybody´s life on this planet and Harrison wasn´t an exception. Our lil´ bean is strong and healthy but also has to be safe at home, so this year didn´t deliver many news about Harrison. Still, we had a new Harrison movie, The Call of the Wild, released in February, and a few other events before the lockdown. 2020 was also marked by the death of 3 former Harrison´s costars: Chadwick Boseman, Sean Connery and David Prowse. May all of them rest on peace on Heaven.

A new year begins, and we all wish Harrison (and everyone by the way) a productive, happy and healthy 2021. Stay safe!

JANUARY

Early January: Harrison Ford enjoying his holidays in the caribbean island of Bonaire

25th: Harrison Ford with singer Carole Bayer Sager in a dinner in support of US Democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg

28th: The Call of the Wild “Adventure Companions” Featurette. Harrison Ford talks about dogs and companionship in The Call of the Wild’s “Adventure Companions” featurette.

youtube

28th: not sure where these pics were taken. Probably in Wyoming? (pics from Rich Elali)

FEBRUARY

3rd: Verizon Super Bowl Ad Features Harrison Ford And New Pearl Jam Song

Kathleen Kennedy Says Harrison Ford Is Still On For ‘Indiana Jones 5’

Early-mid February: the national and international promotion of The Call of the Wild begins

5th: In Mexico City:

Harrison Ford: America Has Lost Its Moral Leadership And Credibility: The “Star Wars” and “Indiana Jones” star calls out U.S. policy on immigration and climate.

11th: On the Jimmy Kimmel Show:

youtube

More here

13th: Harrison Ford, actor and watch designer. Newly adapted from Jack London’s literary classic, “The Call of the Wild” transports us to the snowy expanses of Alaska in the 1890s, with Harrison Ford as prospector John Thornton. The actor talks about climate activism, technology and why mechanical watches beat smartwatches every time.

14th: Indiana Jones 5 Starts Shooting In Two Months Says Harrison Ford : The long delayed fifth Indiana Jones film is finally about to get underway, as Harrison Ford reveals that he will begin shooting in two months. (that was what they were planning before COVID-19 hit the world...)

14th: Harrison Ford: Indiana Jones 5 Will “See Part of His History Resolved”

17th: “A Force ghost? I don’t know what a Force ghost is…I have no idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care!“. Legend.

21st: The Call of the Wild is released in cinemas

At the movie premiere in Los Angeles:

BRING ON THE PUPPIES:

youtube

More videos:

Call of the Wild Survival Tips!

SNACK??? (Kudos to that girl)

Find epic stories at your library!

More news:

Of Course Harrison Ford Did His Own Call Of The Wild Stunts And 'Wore Out' The Stunt Team

Harrison Ford's shirtless chest is that buff (at 77) for his 'Call of the Wild' swim scene

26th: Steven Spielberg Won’t Direct ‘Indiana Jones 5,’ James Mangold in Talks to Replace

27th: Harrison Ford Breaks Down His Career, from 'Star Wars' to 'Indiana Jones' (Vanity Fair)

Late February: Harrison Ford visits Google´s offices in San Francisco to test the company´s self-driving car. [x] [x] [x] [x]

MARCH

14th: Harrison spotted in South Hadley, Massachusetts [x]. Apparently Harrison and Calista went to Massachusetts to pick up their son Liam after college shut down due to the coronavirus pandemic.

MARCH

...

APRIL

3rd: Disney delay multiple release dates including Jungle Cruise, The French Dispatch, and Indiana Jones 5

(…) Another big reveal is that Indiana Jones 5 – which will reportedly be directed by James Mangold – is being pushed back a year, from July 9, 2021 to July 29, 2022.

29th: Harrison Ford under FAA investigation after making a mistake while operating an airplane on the runway

According to the audio obtained by TMZ, Ford, 77, did not follow the direction of a tower operator to “keep short” on the runway because of “traffic”. It seems that the actor did not hear the direction. He nevertheless started to cross the runway, which prompted the operator to reprimand him for not following his instructions.

“Cross this trail now!” I told you to keep it short! You have to listen, “said the operator.

“Excuse me, sir, I thought exactly the opposite. I’m really sorry, ”said Ford immediately.

TMZ said there was no risk of an accident. The other aircraft was allegedly 3600 feet from Ford’s aircraft.

MAY

6th: Lucasfilm Reportedly Wants Harrison Ford To Return For Han And Chewie Star Wars Spinoff (Note: this hasn´t been officially confirmed by Lucasfilm)

15th: No news but I think this is cute:

From twitter.com/siikasele

21st: The Empire Strikes Back 40th anniversary. 40 years ago, TESB was released on theaters the 21st of May of 1980.

27th: James Mangold Confirmed To Direct Indiana Jones 5. Producer Frank Marshall confirms James Mangold is directing Indiana Jones 5 and says he's only just begun to work on his own script for the movie.

28th: James Mangold plans to take Indiana Jones franchise 'someplace new'.

Indiana Jones Writer on How Pandemic Will Affect Film's Script

JUNE

Nothing happens but look at this

You are welcome.

JULY

13th: Happy birthday king!

AUGUST

23rd: Harrison Ford dropping off his son Liam at College with wife Calista Flockhart via private plane (from tinyrebelstuff)

28th: Chadwick Boseman dies of cancer at the age of 43

Harrison Ford Calls Chadwick Boseman "As Much a Hero as Any He Played"

“Chadwick Boseman was as compelling, powerful and truthful as the characters he chose to play,” Ford said in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter. “His intelligence, personal dignity and deep commitment inspired his colleagues and elevated the stories he told. He is as much a hero as any he played. He is loved and will be deeply missed.”

SEPTEMBER

24th: Harrison Ford Cleared by FAA in Runway Investigation. "The FAA has closed the case involving the pilot who crossed a Hawthorne Municipal Airport runway without authorization on April 24, 2020. The FAA required the pilot to take a remedial runway incursion training course. When the pilot successfully completed the course, the FAA closed the case with no additional action," the FAA said in a statement to The Hollywood Reporter.

OCTOBER

19th: Harrison Ford & Ed Helms To Star In STX Seafaring Comedy ‘Adventures Of Burt Squire’

22nd: Actor and Pilot Harrison Ford Becomes Airlink Spokesperson. Video here

31st: Sean Connery dies at 90.

Sean Connery: Harrison Ford pays tribute to his Indiana Jones father and 'dear friend'

"He was my father... not in life... but in Indy 3," he said.

"You don't know pleasure until someone pays you to take Sean Connery for a ride in the sidecar of a Russian motorcycle bouncing along a bumpy, twisty mountain trail and getting to watch him squirm.

"God, we had fun - if he's in heaven, I hope they have golf courses.

"Rest in peace, dear friend."

NOVEMBER

2nd: Harrison Ford And Lincoln Project Back Anthony Fauci, Advocate Firing Donald Trump

In the waning hours of the 2020 presidential election, the Lincoln Project has enlisted Harrison Ford to narrate a new ad that plays up President Donald Trump’s suggestion that he will fire Dr. Anthony Fauci.

The spot features a scene from a Trump rally on Sunday in which supporters began chanting “Fire Fauci! Fire Fauci!” and the president responded, “Don’t tell anybody, but let me wait til a little bit after the election.”

Ford then says, “Tomorrow, you can fire only one of them. The choice is yours.”

3rd: Harrison Ford and Bloomberg on Biden 2020

youtube

7th: Destiel becomes canon. Harrison doesn´t give a single fuck.

Also Joe Biden wins the US elections. Trump is defeated. Harrison, we know you hate Donald Trump. Congratulations.

21st: Harrison Ford back in Boston, Massachusetts, to pick up his son Liam for Thanksgiving Day.

28th: David Prowse, who played Darth Vader in the original trilogy, dies at the age of 85. Sorry, I didn´t find any words from Harrison on his memory... it seems they weren´t so close. Also, Jeremy Bulloch, the original Boba Fett, dies at 75 the 17th of december.

DECEMBER

10th: Indiana Jones: James Mangold, Harrison Ford Team to Close Out the Character

Harrison Ford and James Mangold's Indiana Jones 5 will serve as the final chapter for the iconic character.

Disney changed the Indiana Jones logotype. I have a bad feeling about this.

15th: Rare, behind-the-scenes look at 'The Empire Strikes Back'

Including this jewel:

Gif from the @theorganasolo

31st: And just at the very last day of this weird and strange year...

Disney Reportedly Wants Harrison Ford For Indiana Jones Streaming Show

Thankfully, then, it seems that the fifth (Indiana Jones) outing may not be the last we see of the actor in the role, as insider Daniel Richtman claims that Disney wants Ford to appear in a series that’s being developed for their streaming service. Further details are unclear and the tipster doesn’t say if it’s an all-new show or a reboot of The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, but as one of the Mouse House’s most valuable assets, it wouldn’t be a surprise if they wanted to continue mining the property once Indiana Jones 5 wraps up the big screen stories for good.

Thanks everyone! Hopefully in 2021 the pandemic will fade and the world will return to normalcy. Luckily the production of Indiana Jones V will start this spring, as well as other Harrison projects such the tv show The Staircase and the movie starring with Ed Elms. Fingers crossed for a year full of (good) news about Harrison. Have a happy and safe 2021.

64 notes · View notes

cosmicjoke · 4 years ago

Text

Okay, just got a few observations about chapters 85 and 86 of SnK. 86 is obviously a majorly important chapter in terms of thematic relevance to the entire series, and I’m sure it’s been discussed by people a lot smarter than me ad nauseum, so I’ll only talk about it a little. First, for chapter 85, just a few things. I loved the entire interaction between Levi and Armin, as well as with Eren and Mikasa. What kind of got me here was just how... not pissed Levi was about the whole thing that happened on the rooftop. I mean, he doesn’t hold any anger or resentment towards either Eren or Mikasa for what they did. Mikasa flat out threatened his life, but he still treats both her and Eren with affection, even rubbing their heads like a father would with their children. It’s actually Hange who seems like the much more pissed of the two, making no secrete of the fact that Eren and Mikasa are going to face punishment for their insubordination.

It always strikes me how remarkably well adjusted and, well, NORMAL Levi is, especially in comparison to so many of the other characters, who all seem supremely damaged in one way or another. What makes this all the more remarkable is that Levi’s probably had a harder, more messed up and violent life than any of them, but he’s still so even keeled and okay. We get that too with how amazingly supportive Levi is of Armin, the way he encourages him, and also Mikasa and Eren, in his own way. By telling Armin not to let any of them regret Levi’s choice, including Armin himself, and reminding him that his has his own, unique abilities that no one else has. How he tells Armin that he isn’t Erwin as a way of letting Armin know that he shouldn’t compare himself or try to even be like Erwin, but just do what he can with his own talents. He’s basically telling Armin to be himself, and not worry about the rest of it. When you really stop to think about what Levi’s just been through, first losing one of his closest friends in Erwin, having to watch a bunch of kids sacrifice their lives to give Levi a chance to kill the Beast Titan, and then failing to kill Zeke, the drama and struggle on the rooftop, and then choosing a second time to let his friend go, it’s kind of a miracle that Levi is acting as the voice of calm and reason here. Like I said, he’s just such an incredibly well adjusted person, despite himself having suffered and lost so much.

I think that’s even reflected in the scene when they finally reach Eren’s basement, and everyone starts freaking out when the key doesn’t fit, and Levi just pushes Eren out of the way and declares he’ll open it, before kicking the shit out of the door, lol. He really is kind of like the whole groups rock at times.

Now, I’ll just say a few things about chapter 86, because like I said, there’s a lot there, and smarter people than me have already dissected the hell out of it, I’m sure. Well, the obvious thing to stand out is how messed up Grisha is. Obviously, that’s largely formed by his own childhood experience of losing his sister the way he did, and we see the theme once again that’s reiterated throughout SnK of violence begetting violence. Hatred is born in Grisha for the Marlians because of what they did to his sister, and that sends him down the path of wanting to exact revenge and retribution. What’s so unsettling about Grisha is how he takes it to such an ideological extreme, convincing himself of the rightness of his ancestors atrocities, that they were right to oppress the Marlians, and how he wants to enable that exact same thing to happen again. His experience of watching his own father prostrate himself and behave like a dog for the Marlians, coupled with him later finding out just how brutally they murdered his sister, is what I think causes this extremity in Grisha, and we see the awful cycle of violence and struggle for power reignite. Again it’s that theme of violence only leading to more violence, oppression only leading to more oppression, prejudice leading to prejudice. This cycle of revenge which only ever leads to disaster. It’s interesting how this parallels Eren’s eventual path, and how Eren ends up committing the very acts which the Eldian’s had initially been condemned for, though Eren’s actions aren’t, in the end, rooted in revenge at all, or even a desire for power, but a desire for freedom, and a desire to wipe away all that led to such intense conflict to begin with. Both the Eldian Restorationists and the Marlian Government seek power, and control, and that results in eternal warfare, with Marley seeking to secure their power by preparing to declare war on Paradis in order to steal away their resources and the Founding Titan, and the Restorationists seeking to regain power and rebuild the Eldian empire. It’s always just this absurd struggle for power. But this really does feel like a case of the “sins of the father”, and how Grisha’s actions have such a huge and devastating impact on Eren, and the outcome of Eren’s journey as a whole. Grisha is a good example of what it looks like when something which should be positive, like seeking freedom for ones people, and an insistence on the truth, becomes twisted and corrupted by hate and revenge. When you’re no longer content to simply live in a fair world, but desire to see those who made you suffer, suffer in turn. Most especially when that desire is suddenly directed at an entire group, and not just specifically at whichever individual is directly responsible. When you start condemning an entire population of people for the actions of a few, or the actions of people long since dead, it leads to tragedy.

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #Levi Ackerman #eren yaegar #grisha yeager #snk 85 #snk 86 #meta #thoughts

18 notes · View notes

flyingupward · 4 years ago

Text

critical role - vox machina chapter 7 - daring deeds, deals, and destinies with vox machina

all sentences taken from episodes 85-99 of the first campaign of critical role. feel free to change pronouns, phrasing etc. to fit your needs!

“I was encouraged until it got creepy with the talking.”

“You’ve taught me so much about the brightness of the world.”

“You’re a shitty person, we know! That’s not the fucking point!”

“It’s great being part of a team, but you’ve got to know who you are first.”

“We’re worse than friends, we’re family. And family leaves.”

“I was about to say you sounded very wise. Don’t fuck it up.”

“It’s so touching and ridiculous at the same time.”

“You seem like a person and that’s great.”

“We are a bunch of fucking assholes and this is all you’re going to get with us.”

“I step away for five seconds and everybody’s at war!”

“There’s no crying in the Nine Hells.”

“Honestly, if you would have led with Daddy issues, we probably would have trusted you.”

“We’re all fuck ups. We like people who show their vulnerability.”

“Nobody likes a dick or a douchenozzle.”

“Your sad, cowering honesty has won us over.”

“Something about your eyes makes me feel ashamed.”

“I don’t know why I am suddenly taking a shine to you when I felt like I hated you a couple hours ago.”

“I hear everything you’re saying and I love you and you’re an asshole.”

“We’re like a bad speed dating session.”

“That seems oddly competitive at this moment where we’re saving a man’s life, but all right.”

“We don’t mind if you’re disreputable. We just would like to know if you’re our kind of disreputable.”

“You seem untrustworthy and broken therefore we like you.”

“Where do the people I kill go?”

“Eat your heart out, Darwin.”

"I can tell by the bone structure and the contempt."

“Everybody needs a hobby. Macrame might be mine.”

“Does he have an aversion to wearing pants?”

“Everyone else believes in you. Why shouldn’t you?”

“This is the best thing we’ve ever wasted time on.”

“You put a magical item on a robot?”

“Of all the fucking Pig Latin… ”

“Right. You can do that. Because your father forced you to do things.”

“You buy the potions, we pay for the shitty hotel rooms.”

“I don’t know if I’m the leader that you deserve or a good leader, but I’m willing to dedicate the rest of my life to doing whatever I can for all of us.”

“We are so close to being able to semi-retire and just take it easy. Let’s not cock this up.”

“I’m sure there’s lots of robots in hell.”

“I speak disco but not infernal.”

“I think we’ll be okay. It’s just hell.”

“Has anyone stopped to wonder why we’re all still alive?”

“I will shave both of your heads. Stop.”

“You ate a soul?!”

“It won’t be easy. Let’s be honest, it’s going to suck.”

“I feel like we’re walking into idioms at this point.”

“Did you have to make a point in the room we’re sleeping in?”

“If we have some time, I could summon my father’s army of lawyers.”

“Where in this is it fair for me to suffer for your stupidity?”

“What’s a devil to a man who fears no god?”

“Well that’s my kind of ridiculous.”

“Wait, do we know people other than ourselves?”

“I’m sorry for my friends and for me.”

“I’m gonna die, how about you?”

“You know what? Just bury me again.”

“You are a Swiss Army knife of fixing all our problems and trolling.”

“This is making me miss hell.”

“I am the leader of my tribe and I am doing janitorial duties!”

“I’ve never seen those dogs here before! Like the breed, they don’t exist!”

“You’re like the coolest person I know and you’re a tree.”

“I’m so excited for the calamity that is about to be brought down upon my house.”

“I’d rather be careful and wrong than careless and right.”

“That’s just the way family is. Those closest to you are usually the most odd.”

“I’ve never used it so it should probably work great.”

“I mean, you are dressed like a faberge egg most of the time.”

“What is it with people and our fucking silverware?!”

“There actually is a curse on our family. It’s called diabetes.”

“That’s what alcohol is for! Don’t jump off cliffs anymore, please!”

“It’s like fucking Bed, Bath, and Beyond in this bitch.”

“I’m not going to ask you all to risk your lives for my shitty family.”

“There’s no more discussion until there’s food and caffeine! This is madness!”

“This is the craziest 48 hours, I swear to all the gods.”

“You don’t leave your shit behind and keep going. You take it with you and the ones you surround yourself with better get used to the smell.”

“All right, I’m going to go sleep in the corner.”

#MEME | incoming #god icb i've only got one left to go!#and yes pls feel free to send me these!#for cr muses or other ones!

4 notes · View notes

breaniebree · 4 years ago

Text

A Second Chance

For those who have been asking... this is my master list once more:

ASC Chapter Titles as If They Were Friends Episodes

Part One: Harry’s First Year With His Dads (Chapters 1-49)

1. The One Where They Were Dead 2. The One Where the Rat Is Out of the Bag 3. The One Where James and Lily Die 4. The One Where Moony and Padfoot Make Up 5. The One Where Harry Meets Padfoot 6. The One Where Sirius Kidnaps Harry 7. The One Where Sirius Punches Vernon Dursley 8. The One Where Harry Meets Remus 9. The One Where Sirius and Harry Make Grilled Cheese 10. The One With Thea 11. The One Where Harry Asks What a Kiss Is 12. The One With the Library Card 13. The One Where They Remember the Past 14. The One With the Tonkses’ 15. The One With Harry’s First Nightmare 16. The One With Professor Moony 17. The One With The Puppy 18. The One With the Second Best Day Ever 19. The One Where Harry Meets An Excellent Secret Keeper and Her Brother 20. The One Where Sirius Learns What He Missed in Azkaban 21. The One With the Brownies 22. The One With the Date 23. The One With the Weasleys 24. The One With the Bad Dreams 25. The One Where Sirius Learns the Key to Moony's Secret Pranking Success 26. The One With Operation Prank the Piss Out of Harry Potter 27. The One With the Wolfsbane Fight 28. The One Where the Marauders Discover A Wolf 29. The One With the Spanking 30. The One With the House Rules and Where Sirius and Ted Build a Treehouse 31. The One With the Wolf 32. The One Where Remus Tells Sirius To Deal with the Blacks 33. The One Where Harry Asks About Boobies 34. The One With the Locket 35. The One With Blackbird 36. The One With the Birthday Orgasms 37. The One With the Three Brothers 38. The One With Godric’s Hollow 39. The One Where Sirius Speaks French 40. The One With the First Christmas 41. The One With the Pensieve 42. The One With the Memories Part I 43. The One With the Memories Part II 44. The One When Padfoot and Prongs Become Blood Brothers 45. The One Where Harry Has A Sleepover 46. The One With the Tickle War 47. The One With the Viscount of Falmouth 48. The One With Roni 49. The One With the Birthday Planning

Part Two: Harry Growing Up With A Family, Ages 7-11 (Chapters 50-61)

50. The One With the Best Birthday Ever 51. The One Where Padfoot and Moony Know Nothing About Sick Kids 52. The One Where Remus Slaps Sirius 53. The One With the Giant Cheese Fort 54. The One With Operation Get Lily Evans to Fall in Love With Prongs 55. The One Where Remus Thinks He’s a Very Bad Man 56. The One Where Harry Asks About Sex 57. The One Where Tonks Turns 17 58. The One Where Remus Feels Like He’s Robbing the Cradle 59. The One Where Remus Learns He Has A Mate 60. The One Where Sirius Shags the Realtor 61. The One With the Letter

Part Three: First Year (Chapters 62-73)

62. The One Where Harry Gets Hedwig 63. The One Where Harry Understands the Fear of Voldemort 64. The One With The Sorting 65. The One Where Sirius Was Almost Bitten By a Panther… And Totally Didn’t Pee His Pants 66. The One With the Youngest Seeker In Over a Century 67. The One With the Three-Headed Dog 68. The One With Zee 69. The One With Sheer Dumb Luck 70. The One Where Sirius Lets Zee Drive His Bike 71. The One Where the Weasley Boys Come Over for Christmas 72. The One Where Minnie Tells Sirius To Get A Job 73. The One Where No One Listens So Harry Has to Do Everything and His Friends Follow Him So He Doesn't Die

Part Four: Second Year (Chapters 74-105)

74. The One Where the Whole School Knows 75. The One Where Harry is Jealous 76. The One Where Sirius Eats Crow 77. The One Where Zee Meets Minnie 78. The One With the Proud Enough to Cry Letter 79. The One Where They Realize Their New Professor is a Moron 80. The One Where Remus Gets His Shit Together 81. The One Where Harry Meets His Fanboy 82. The One Where Binns Doesn’t Put His Class to Sleep For Almost Ten Whole Minutes 83. The One Where Sirius Finds Out 84. The One When Remus Punches Lockhart 85. The One With the Mad House Elf 86. The One With the Great Shoebox Capture 87. The One Where Sirius Tells Zee About the Marauders 88. The One Where Harry is Homesick 89. The One Where Sirius Says I Love You 90. The One With the Sex Talk 91. The One With Ted Walking in on Remus Fingering Tonks… And Remus Adds Another Finger 92. The One Where Draco Comes to Christmas 93. The One Where Sirius Actually Gets a Job 94. The One Where Sirius Asks About Cursed Scars 95. The One Where Remus Tells Tonks and She says ‘Duh!’ 96. The One Where Fred Hears the Name Padfoot 97. The One With Peter’s Trial Part I 98. The One With Peter’s Trial Part II 99. The One Where Ginny Tells Harry She Has A Pen-Pal 100. The One With the Eyes As Green As a Fresh Pickled Toad 101. The One Where Tonks Is Under the Desk 102. The One Where Harry Writes in the Diary 103. The One Where It’s Not Follow the Butterflies 104. The One Where Sirius Is Sent Home Without An Explanation 105. The One Where Ginny is Scared Harry Will Never Speak To Her Again

Part Five: Third Year (Chapters 106-143)

106. The One Where Sirius and Remus Demand Answers 107. The One With Prophecies and Horcruxes 108. The One Where Harry Learns to Drive 109. The One Where Bill and Charlie Talk About the Importance of Being A Good Big Brother 110. The One Where Sirius Realizes He Wants Zee Forever But Is Too Chicken To Say It 111. The One With Operation Fuck Up Voldemort’s Plans 112. The One Where Cissy Tattles on Abraxas 113. The One Where Harry Sees More Than He Should Between His Roommates 114. The One Where Colin Tells Ginny To Get Over It 115. The One Where Theo Comes Out 116. The One Where Sirius Tells Lucius If He Fucks Up He Will Kill Him 117. The One With the FUVP Pow-Wow 118. The One Where They Return to the Chamber of Secrets 119. The One Where Harry Finds Out 120. The One Where the Marauders Prank Snape 121. The One Where Draco and Theo Make Bad Detectives 122. The One With Nyx 123. The One Where Harry Throws a Tantrum 124. The One Where They Skive Off Class Because Harry Talks 125. The One Where Harry Asks Out Cho 126. The One With Harry’s First Date 127. The One Where Sirius, Remus, and Dumbledore Fuck Up 128. The One With Moody 129. The One Where Harry Gets Slapped 130. The One Where Sirius and Tonks Decide To Fuck With Snape 131. The One With Lily’s Ghost 132. The One With the Gaunt Property 133. The One With the Defence Club 134. The One With the Wizengamot 135. The One Where Harry Meets the Americans 136. The One Where They Forget to Tell Sirius 137. The One With the Insomniacs Club 138. The One Where Bellatrix Shows Up 139. The One With the Time Turner 140. The One With Umbitch's Creepy Song 141. The One With the Wolf in the Cage 142. The One Where Harry Shouts at Sirius and He Just Shouts Right Back 143. The One Where Both of Them Feel Like Shit

Part Six: Fourth Year (Chapters 144-179)

144. The One With the Elder Wand 145. The One Where Sirius Tells Harry Not to Drink 146. The One Where Sirius Acts the Adult and Tells the Grangers 147. The One Where They Drink the Potion 148. The One Where Harry Can’t Change His Arm Back 149. The One Where Ginny Sees Harry Naked 150. The One When Harry Calls Remus a Bad Dog 151. The One Where Theo Goes to the Burrow 152. The One Where Harry Has a Fling 153. The One Where Sirius Panics Over Commitment 154. The One Where Zee Takes Harry Shopping 155. The One With the Quidditch World Cup 156. The One With Winky 157. The One With Babymort 158. The One Where Sirius Asks Zee to Move In 159. The One Where Snape Apologizes and Harry Thinks The World Ended 160. The One With the Pretty Boy, the Biggest Flirt, and the Flying House 161. The One Where Tonks Wants A Boob Job 162. The One Where Drama Queen Sirius Learns About Pens 163. The One Where Zee Just Wants A Damn Telephone But Sirius Can’t Stop Bitching 164. The One Where Girls Giggle and Ginny Looks Different 165. The One Where Harry Outflies a Dragon… Almost 166. The One Where Zee Tells The Paper to Back the Fuck Away from Her Son 167. The One Where Harry Thinks It’s the Formal Wear 168. The One Where Mr Weasley Thinks ‘Oh, Bloody Hell!' 169. The One Where Sirius Takes A Bath 170. The One Where Harry’s in Denial 171. The One Where Harry Thinks He Has Two Hostages 172. The One With the Love Potion 173. The One Where Zee Seduces Sirius in the Work Shed 174. The One With the Secret Swimming Pool 175. The One With the Bats From the Crotch 176. The One That Ends With ‘Oh Shit!’ 177. The One Where Everyone Dies 178. The One With the Lullabye 179. The One Where Tonks Marks Remus

Part Seven: Fifth Year (Chapters 180-222)

180. The One Where Remus Proposes 181. The One Where Lucius Gets Arrested 182. The One Where Remus Proposes Again and Harry Dies 183. The One With the Coconut Smell 184. The One Where Tonks Isn’t Pregnant 185. The One Where Dean Realizes He Fancies Seamus 186. The One With Baby, I Love You 187. The One Where Theo Meets Voldemort 188. The One Where Harry Calls Ginny His and Then Denies It 189. The One Where Everyone Breaks Out of Azkaban 190. The One With the War Council 191. The One Where Harry is Dumped 192. The One Where They Discuss The Size of Remus’ Package 193. The One Where Harry Learns About the Potters 194. The One Where Harry Finds the Tower Room 195. The One Where Zee’s in France 196. The One Where Harry Gets Constantly Interrupted 197. The One Where the Glacier Finally Melts 198. The One Where Harry Finally Asks 199. The One Where Sirius Cuddles and Zee Buys A Motorbike 200. The One Where Everyone Is Worried About Theo 201. The One With the Frying Pan 202. The One With the Fluke 203. The One Where Minnie Walks In 204. The One Where Remus Finds A Present Under the Tree 205. The One With Bellarosa and the Snake 206. The One Where Everyone Gets Motorbikes 207. The One Where Padfoot Suggests Pranking Umbitch to Fred and George 208. The One With the Great Escape from Umbitch 209. The One With Prince Finley and the Switching of Teacups 210. The One Where Theo is Courted and Dean Admits He's in Love 211. The One Where Hinny Says I Love You and the Fluke Continues 212. The One Where Sirius Picks Out A Star 213. The One With the Cathedral Star 214. The One Where Sirius Answers the Phone 215. The One Where George Gets the Girl 216. The One Where They Compare Proposals 217. The One Where Sirius Has the Man-Flu and Gives it to Zee 218. The One Where Ginny and Theo Are Kidnapped and Remus Hears Heartbeats 219. The One With the Thing After Learning the Thing 220. The One Where Everyone is in Shock 221. The One Where Zee Confirms 222. The One With the Will

Part Eight: Sixth Year (Chapters 223-Present)

223. The One Where Remus Finally Lets Go 224. The One Where Hermione is Blind But Her Mum Isn’t 225. The One Where the Dragon’s in Trouble and George Snogs the New Bat 226. The One Where Ginny Tames Ebony and Theo Goes to Tara 227. The One With the Sovereign Chalice and Zee’s Dream 228. The One With the Party 229. The One Where Ginny Claims Her Man 230. The One Where Harry Has a Really Great Birthday 231. The One Where Harry Asks Remus For Sex Advice 232. The One With the Surfing 233. The One Where Harry Buys a Pgymy Puff 234. The One With the Naughty Dream 235. The One Where Harry’s Afraid of Grandpa 236. The One With the Race 237. The One Where Ron and Hermione Almost Fluke 238. The One Where Bill Gets a Headache 239. The One With Compass and Bad Puns 240. The One Where Harry Uses Parseltongue For Something New 241. The One Where Slughorn Is An Armchair 242. The One Where Its All Fluff 243. The One Where Draco Calls Blaise A Stupid Son of a Bitch 244. The One With the Patronus and the Lingerie 245. The One With Advanced Potion Making and World War One 246. The One With Luna’s Question 247. The One With All the Smut and Where Ron and Hermione Fluke Again 248. The One Where Minnie Freaks Out on Walburga 249. The One With the Fruit Basket 250. The One Where Percy Gets a Date and Remus Skives Off Work 251. The One With the Iron Blade 252. The One Where the Fairytale Ends 253. The One With the Golden Dagger 254. The One With Charlie’s Surprise 255. The One With The Bet 256. The One Where They Celebrate Christmas Without Sirius 257. The One With the Tantrum About Heels 258. The One Where Lucius Fucks Up 259. The One Where Tonks Plays Bad Auror 260. The One With the Goblin Potato 261. The One Where Fred is Scarred for Life 262. The One Where We Hear From Althea 263. The One Where Harry Is Told He Owes Theo A Fruit Basket 264. The One Where Neville Plants A Tree

#harry potter fanfic #a second chance by breanie

23 notes · View notes

asthmaticbee · 4 years ago

Text

Crossroads of Destiny

Ok, so, I'm in the middle of outlining the equivalent of Book 2 for The Threads of Fate and once again realize that these characters have a mind of their own and like to shoot my plans like a rabid dog out back.

I figured, because my original idea for what happens during Crossroads of Destiny will not actually happen, I might as well share with you what I was originally gonna do.

Mind you, this was the plan before I realized that canon peaced out of my story in Chapter 3 like the flakey bitch it is and yeeted my OG outline into the sun. I will do my best not to spoil things that haven't changed, so don't worry about that!

Ok, buckle up. The plan was that originally, Sokka and Kya would end up in the catacombs, and get busted out by Iroh, Zuko and Aang. Kinda standard, sort of like canon, you know?

Then Azula shows up, like canon, and makes an offer: all three of them can come back, honors and everything. But not if Zuko decides to help her, but if Sokka does.

Because Azula fundamentally is a very manipulative person, but also doesn't understand dynamics that aren't based on fear or respect. So she still sees Zuko as hellbent on pleasing their father, and she knows that Sokka would do anything for Zuko. (there is also a spoiler reason she fixates on Sokka, but it is less relevant overall to these events)

But it's not enough to merely side with her against the Avatar.

Nope.

In canon, it's Azula who kills Aang.

Here, her stipulation is that Sokka has to kill him. And he does shoot lightning at him. But Sokka is not as ruthless as Azula or Ozai, and where she shot him right in his Chakra, Sokka deliberately misses it, even if not noticably enough to seem suspicious, but knowing that with his sister there Aang might survive. Iroh notices, but Azula and Zuko don't.

Sokka doesn't do any of it for himself. His mother had begged his forgiveness for her failure as a parent, his sister had repeatedly told him that she loves him. In the catacombs, Kya had offered him and Zuko and Iroh a place in their group to end the war and help the Fire Nation regain what it lost under Sozin, Azulon and Ozai.

But Sokka saw the brief flash of hope on Zuko's face at the prospect of going home after three long years of banishment, and he shoots lightning at Aang and forgoes his own chance at reconnecting with his family in favor of making his first, best friend happy. (there is also that spoiler reason mentioned earlier, which plays into this decision)

But anyways, on top of that, I planned to do a canon divergence story where they don't side with Azula, for shits and giggles. Because I wanted my cake and eat it too lol.

At this rate I am 85% sure none of this will actually in any way happen, because these characters just... are not fond of canon, apparently. Or my plans. What's that about no plan surviving contact with the enemy? That's what this feels like right now. Like the Siege of the North is already different, Zhao's fate is different, the aftermath of the Siege and the first half of Book 2 is different. I have a rough outline up to The Chase, and it's just... getting out of hand. Canon is more a guideline rn and I'm suffering.

Hope you enjoyed this little snippet of what could have been if canon wasn't a flakey bitch leaving me on read.

#atla #ao3 #fanfic #writing #my writing #firebender sokka #the threads of fate #what if #scrapped scenes #scrapped plot #crossroads of destiny #canon is a flakey bitch #canon leaves me on read #canon got yeeted into the sun

1 note · View note

watching-movies-alone · 5 years ago

Text

Knives Out (2019)

Knives Out was released to theatres in late 2019, following the mixed reactions to writer/director Rian Johnson's 2017 The Last Jedi addition in the Star Wars sequel trilogy arc. While many hated The Last Jedi, and may have adopted less-than-favourable opinions on Rian Johnson because of it, I think we can all agree that Knives Out beyond redeems him.

Benoit Blanc: It's a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the centre. A doughnut.

Knives Out opens with a surreal shot of two dogs running over a slight hill away from an outstanding house, which becomes known as the Thrombey Estate. Straight off the bat, the shots used throughout the film are outstanding, and paired with an eerie, intense, soundtrack of a string orchestra, the scenes are striking. Add that to the witty, culturally relevant one-liners and the hilariously blatant lies about the situation of the family members themselves, you get an incredible watch.

Benoit Blanc: Why is grief the providence of youth? I don't know. But I'd imagine that age deepens all feelings.

Cinematographer Steve Yedlin (The Last Jedi, Carrie, Looper) procured fantastic shots for Knives Out that gives it an enticing quality that makes each scene a work of art in its own.

The movie is listed on IMDb as a "Drama/Crime/Comedy", which shows the film's appeal to audiences from a variety of backgrounds: it suits drama lovers, mystery junkies, the almost effortlessly funny script draws in viewers from a large spectrum of senses of humour, and cinephiles will adore the visual aspect of the film, as well as the superb soundtrack composed by Nathan Johnson (Rian Johnson's cousin).

Following the murder investigation of 85 year-old mystery author Harlan Thrombey, his eccentric family faces questioning about the night of his death. Among those questioned are Linda Drysdale, the fabulous self-made head of a real estate firm and daughter of Harlan, her husband Richard Drysdale, son Walt Thrombey, the unsatisfied head of the Blood Like Wine publishing company for his father's books, Joni Thrombey, the widowed daughter-in-law with a quirky disposition that remains close to the family, and caregiver Marta Cabrera, a registered nurse for Harlan, and his friend.

[Marta and Harlan are playing "Go"]

Harlan Thrombey: I don't know how you beat me at this every time.

Marta Cabrera: I'm not trying to beat you. I'm creating a beautiful pattern.

Harlan Thrombey: That's elder abuse. I'm calling the AARP.

Marta Cabrera: Don’t make me get the belt.

And let's not forget an extraordinary performance by renowned actor Daniel Craig as Detective Benoit Blanc, with one of the strangest, but most endearing Southern accents I've heard.

Adding to this is an unexpected, but no less stellar, performance by known Marvel franchise actor Chris Evans, who portrays the troubled, but quite fashionable, Hugh Ransom Drysdale, who finds hilarity in his family’s shock at the changes his grandfather made to his will a week before his death. It is in contempt of the privileged, spoiled, Ransom, actually, that draws the frequently divided Thrombey family together.

A memorable performance by actress Ana De Armas (Marta Cabrera) brought a beautiful character to the front of the screen, with truly beautiful shots like the ones below:

Another phenomenal thing about the film is the colour palette used. It is a balance of warm, earthy tones, that give a sense of familiarity as well as of the comforts of home one would look for. This juxtaposes the intricacies of the death at hand, and serves to add to the feeling of discomfort and hostility, as the dark underlying mystery lurks within a beautifully furnished house and within a troubled, yet somehow sincere, family.

Below it all, the central message of Knives Out is one of kindness. This is handled expertly, as it does not come across as overbearing, nor cheesy. It is the story of an older man who finds comfort in a nurse, who is more of a friend, and how he makes the decision to leave his family out of his will, leaving everything to her. His family is a mess, yes, but it is the genuine kindness of Marta Cabrera that he finds happiness in, so he decides to leave her everything. From the beautiful heart that is Marta Cabrera, to the real reasons surrounding the death of the wealthy mystery author being to protect her and her family at the expense of his own, it is truly a heartwarming story.

When comparing sons Ransom (Richard’s disaster son) and Jacob (Walt’s Nazi child), and about Jacob’s whereabouts:

Walt Thrombey: He was in the bathroom Richard Drysdale: Joylessly masturbating to pictures of dead deer. Walt Thrombey: Ok, you wanna go?

ALSO a huge shout-out is in order for the set department. The set design, especially all of the subtle touches within the Thrombey house at 2 Deerborn Drive, is phenomenal, and really reinforces all that is happening in the foreground without being distracting. The Gothic touches in the architecture, the clever paintings on the walls, and the little statuettes flanking every hallway and surface bring the serious, but whimsical, manor alive. The Set Design was headed by David Schlesinger, who also worked on Twilight: Breaking Dawn parts 1 and 2, and John Wick chapters 2 and 3.

Can we take a minute to appreciate how beautiful that knife array is?

And even yet, there is still the multitude of current-day references: with the Nazi child (Jacob Thrombey, portrayed by Jaeden Martell), and the discussions held by Joni Thrombey and Richard Drysdale about the situation at America’s border, and the conflicts between the youngest generation: Meg Thrombey being quipped at by her cousins Ransom and Jacob for being liberal while the rest of the family seems to swing conservative. Even a reference to Hamilton made it to the script, which I had a good moment at, multiple references to Instagram and others that, while dating the film to 2019, made it especially enjoyable for younger audiences and moviegoers alike.

Marta Cabrera: I've never been to a will reading before.

Benoit Blanc: You'd think it'd be like a game show, but think of a community production of a tax return.

The costuming was also excellent, with memorable pieces being worn by Lisa Drysdale and Ransom Drysdale in particular, as well as the dashing Detective Blanc.

(The suit you wear to debate at your father’s memorial)

(The outfit you wear to the will-reading despite being gone for the funeral)

Benoit Blanc: But the complexity and the grey lie not in the truth but what you do with the truth once you have it.

And while the characters changed their clothes as the days passed in the film, the outfits they wore tended to fit their personalities, so even if you couldn’t remember names or faces, the outfits would clue you in to the character subtly, while giving many inspirations for their own day-to-day mystery aesthetics. Major props to Costume Designer Jenny Eagan for that.

Earning a respectable 8.0/10 on IMDb, Knives Out has already secured its spot in the minds of viewers and critics alike, despite only being out since November of 2019. If you haven’t seen it yet, I would highly recommend seeing it.

Final rating:

Cinematography: 90

Screenplay: 95

Delivery: 95

Average: 93.33%, A

#knives out #chris evans #ana de armas #daniel craig #drama crime comedy #movie #movies #movie reviews #movie critique #movie ratings #cinematography #cinema #soundtrack #Nathan Johnson #Rian Johnson #2019 movies #knives out 2019 #mystery movies

53 notes · View notes

avalkorn · 4 years ago

Text

2019

MOVIES AND TV SHOWS:

1. Властелин колец. Братство кольца (The Lord of the Rings. The fellowship of the rings) 2001

2. Властелин колец. Две крепости (The Lord of the Rings. The Two Towers) 2002

3. Властелин колец. Возвращение короля (The Lord of the Rings. The Return of the King ) 2003

4. Рэтчет и Кланк: Галактические рейнджеры (Ratchet & Clank) 2016

5. Константин: Повелитель тьмы (Constantine) 2005

6. Лара Крофт: Расхитительница гробниц (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider) 2001

7. Операция „Шаровая молния“ (Entebbe) 2018

8. Миссия невыполнима: Племя изгоев (Mission: Impossible — Rogue Nation) 2015

9. Голодные игры (The Hunger Games) 2012

10. Идентификация Борна (The Bourne Identity) 2002

11. Превосходство Борна (The Bourne Supremacy) 2004

12. Ультиматум Борна (The Bourne Ultimatum) 2007

13. Эволюция (Evolution) 2001

14. Убить гонца (Kill the Messenger) 2014

15. Одержимость (Whiplash) 2013

16. Обещать не значит жениться (He's Just Not That Into You) 2008

17. Железная хватка (True Grit) 2010

18. Влюбиться в невесту брата (Dan in real life) 2007

19. Лучшее предложение (La migliore offerta) 2012

20. Зелёная книга (Green book) 2018

21. Чёрный клановец (BlacKkKlansman) 2018

22. После прочтения сжечь (Burn After Reading) 2008

23. Опасное расследование (Shock and Awe) 2017

24. Алита: Боевой ангел. (Alita: Battle angel) 2018

25. Призрак в доспехах (Ghost in the Shell) 1995

26. Призрак в доспехах 2. Невинность (Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence) 2004

27. Середина 90-х (Mid90s) 2018

28. Любовь, смерть и роботы. Сезон 1. ( Love, death + robots. Season 1) 2019

29. Чёрное зеркало. Сезон 1 (Black mirror. Season 1) 2011

30. Внутри Льюина Дэвиса (Inside Llewyn Davis) 2012

31. Союзники (Allied) 2016

32. Мы (Us) 2019

33. Человек на луне (First man) 2018

34. Прочь (Get out) 2017

35. Шазам (Shazam) 2019

36. Бархатная бензопила (Velvet Buzzsaw) 2019

37. Шедевр (Mi obra maestra) 2018

38. Американские боги. Сезон 1 (American Gods. Season 1) 2017

39. Мстители. Финал (Avengers. Endgame) 2019

40. Основано на реальных событиях (D'après une histoire vraie) 2017

41. Капитан фантастик (Captain Fantastic) 2016

42. Последствия (The Aftermath) 2019

43. Пятый элемент (The Fifth Element) 1997

44. Последний портрет (Final Portrait) 2017

45. Настоящий детектив. Сезон 1 (True detective. Season 1) 2014

46. Настоящий детектив. Сезон 3 (True detective. Season 3) 2019

47. Игра престолов. Сезон 8 (Game of thrones. Season 8) 2019

48. Джон Уик 3 (John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum) 2019

49. Чернобыль (Chernobyl. Season 1) 2019

50. Люди в чёрном. Интернешнл (Men in black. International) 2019

51. Люди икс. Тёмный Феникс (Dark Phoenix) 2019

52. Человек-паук. Вдали от дома (Spider-man. Far from home) 2019

53. Миллионер поневоле (Mr. Deeds) 2002

54. Мёртвые не умирают (The Dead Don't Die) 2019

55. Молчание ягнят (The silence of the lambs) 1990

56. Ветрянная река (Wind river) 2017

57. Очень странные дела. 2 сезон ( Stranger things. Season 2) 2017

58. Боль и слава (Pain and Glory) 2019

59. Вице-президент. Сезон 1 (Veep. Season 1) 2012

60. Порок на экспорт (Eastern promises) 2007

61. К праху (To Dust) 2018

62. Да, возможно (Definitely, maybe) 2008

63. Трамбо (Trambo) 2015

64. Мартовские иды (The Ides of March) 2011

65. Предел риска (Margin Call) 2011

66. Жертвуя пешкой (Pawn sacrifice) 2014

67. Охотники на гангстеров (The gangster squad) 2012

68. Страшные истории для рассказа в темноте (Scary stories to tell in the Dark) 2019

69. *Свидание в 2025 (A date in 2025) 2017

70. *Бесконечный (The endless) 2017

71. *Стратегия отступления (Exit strategy) 2017

72. *Прохождение (Passage) 2009

73. *Запрещенный человек (L'uomo proibito) 2018

74. *Аноним без проблем (The problemless anonymous) 2016

75. *Капли луны (Moon Drops) 2018

76. *Товарные войны (Product wars) 2018

77. Как я встретил вашу маму. Сезон 1 (How I met your mother. Season 1) 2005

78. Очень странные дела. Сезон 3 ( Stranger things. Season 3) 2019

79. Однажды в Голливуде (Once upon a time in Hollywood) 2019

80. Маньяк. Сезон 1 (Maniac. Season 1) 2018

81. Джокер (Joker) 2019

82. Тихоокеанский рубеж (Pacific rim) 2013

83. К звездам (Ad astra) 2019

84. Паранормальное (The Endless) 2017

85. Светлячок. Сезон 1 (Firefly. Season 1) 2002

86. Миссия Серенити (Serenity) 2005

87. Отпетые мошенницы (The Hustle) 2019

88. Вице-президент. Сезон 2 (Veep. Season 2) 2013

89. Бешеные псы (Reservoir dogs) 1992

90. Мистер Робот. Сезон 3 (Mr. Robot. Season 3) 2017

91. Форд против Феррари (Ford v Ferrari) 2019

92. Вице-президент. Сезон 3 (Veep. Season 3) 2014

93. Власть (Vice) 2019

94. Хранители. Сезон 1 (Watchmen. Season 1) 2019

95. Звёздные войны. Скайуокер. Восход. (Star Wars. The rise of Skywalker) 2019

96. Ведьмак. Сезон 1 (The Witcher. Season 1) 2019

97. Тёмные начала. Сезон 1 ( His Dark Materials. Season 1) 2019

98. Малхолланд драйв (Mulholland drive) 2001

99. Мистер Робот. Сезон 4 (Mr. Robot. Season 4) 2019

100. Боже мой! (Roubaix, une lumiere) 2019

101. Я худею (I am losing weight) 2018

102. Мандалорец. Сезон 1 (Mandalorian. Season 1) 2019

BOOKS:

1. 2084 ("2084". Boualem Sansal) 2015

2. Короли Жути ("Kings of the Wyld". Nicholas Eames) 2017

3. Американские боги ("American Gods". Neil Gaiman) 2001

4. "Петровы в гриппе и вокруг него" (Алексей Сальников) 2018

5. Sapiens: Краткая история человечества ("Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind". Yuval Noah Harari) 2011

6. Синяя борода ("Bluebeard". Kurt Vonnegut) 1987

7. Князь Света ("Lord of Light". Roger Zelazny) 1967

8. История Земли. От звёздной пыли к живой планете. Первые 4500000000 лет ("The story of Earth. The First 4.5 billion years, from Stardust to Living Planet" Robert M. Hazen) 2012

9. История ("The Histories". Herodotus) 440 BC

10. Козий остров ("Delitto all’isola delle capre". Ugo Betti) 1946

11. Короткая фантастическая жизнь Оскара Вау ("The brief wondrous life of Oscar Wao" Junot Diaz) 2007

12. Дни Савелия (Григорий Служитель) 2018

13. Конструктор космических кораблей (Александр Романов) 1969

14. Малый не промах ("Deadeye dick". Kurt Vonnegut) 1982

15. Ведьмак. Последнее желание ("Wiedzmin. Ostatnie zyczenie" Andrzej Sapkowski) 1993

16. Ведьмак. Меч предназначения ("Wiedzmin. Miecz Prezeznaczenia" Andrzej Sapkowski) 1992

THEATER:

1. ��он Кихот (Театр балета им. Л. Якобсона, Санкт-Петербург)

2. Молодость (Тюменский драматический театр)

3. Мы (Камерный театр Воронежа)

4. Три сестры (Театр Базеля, Швейцария)

5. Стойкий принцип (Электротеатр Станиславский)

6. Вакханки (Электротеатр Станиславский)

7. Буря (Театр "Талия", Гамбург)

8. Суперкнига (13 МЛТШ)

9. Рукопись найденная в Сарагосе (13 МЛТШ)

10. День мёртвых. Ожившие ретаболо (13 МЛТШ)

11. Семь (13 МЛТШ)

12. Перелетный спектакль (13 МЛТШ)

13. Степной цирк "Байконур" ( Театр ARTиШОК, Казахстан)

14. Гроза (Электротеатр Станиславский)

15. Грибоедов. Двое (Проект Алексея Размахова и Филиппа Виноградова)

16. Вся сладость жизни (Архангельский молодёжный театр)

17. Гробница малыша Тутанхамона (Псковский академический театр драмы им. А.С.Пушкина)

18. Конармия. Тёмная версия (Молодёжный театр Ижевска "Молодой человек)

19. Овраг (Центр искусств "Театр+Кино", театр "Вымысел", г.Верхний Уфалей)

20. Фантазии Фарятьева (Бийский драматический театр)

21. Пять лёгких пьес (International institute of Political Murder)

22. Цинк (Zn) (Государственный молодёжный театр Литвы)

23. Пыль (Театр "Старый дом")

24. Why? (Bouffes du Nord Theater)

25. Пер Гюнт (Театр им.Евгения Вахтангова)

GAME:

1. Shadow of the Tomb Raider. 2018

2. Marvel's Spider-Man. 2018

3. Call of duty. Modern warfare. 2007

4. For honor. 2017

5. Dauntless. 2019

6. Divinity: Original Sin 2. 2017

7. TerraGenesis. 2018

8. Dakar 18. 2018

9. Killzone. Shadow fall. 2013

10. Dishonored. 2012

11. Control. 2019

12. The Outer Worlds. 2019

13. Death Stranding. 2019

*shortfilm

#2019 #list #memory #year

4 notes · View notes

fangirlsblogtolife · 6 years ago

Text

Lore Olympus Episode 85: Between The Lines

Also known as the “dat a** episode”

Cerebus’s faces in this chapter is possibly the funniest expression I have seen on a dog. He looks so insulted when Hades tells him that “you’re really slowing us down.” If you haven’t seen it or missed it I recommend that you look at his cute face.

Then we see both of the receptionists at their desks admiring the boss man. Clearly everyone can see that Hades is one attractive man.

(self fanning because he’s so attractive)

Now we find out that it’s the third Monday of the month which means that everyone has an opportunity to talk to Hades for ten minutes at a time. People are already lined up and Hades does not want to be there and listen to everyone’s complaints.

Next the scene moves to Persephone in class where her classmates don’t have any trouble talking smack about the Goddess behind her back where she can hear. Personally, in this situation would have lost it when they said “i know there was a reason why she was called Persephone.” My inner Queen of Wrath would have been awake as hell, but Persephone handles it better than I would have. her texting Hades that she needs to talk to him was the best thing to do in that situation. Then when she runs to the underworld to go and talk to Hades, she gets told by this guy that she needs to wait in line like everyone else. Not to sound elitist, but Persephone is the Goddess of Spring and this guy is treating her like she’s just some regular person.

Then we see what happens to Persephone which isn’t the best thing ever. Now cue my favorite character of all time, Ares. The God of War has arrived and never have I ever been so excited to see him interact with Persephone. Ares feeds off of Persephone’s rage and I am living for it. He tells her why she really is upset and he nailed it on the head. In this moment, I relate to Ares so much. He is encouraging her to let herself be upset and consumed with her anger that she has been bottling up.

Persephone needs to be more comfortable with her angry part of her otherwise it will start to eat at her. It is not healthy to bottle any emotion or emotions inside. You will explode from the inside out like a grenade. Like Eros once mentioned to Persephone, it is okay to ask for help and that you should definitely see a therapist.

#Persephone #hades x persephone #Hades #hades aidoneus #usedbandaid #rachel smythe #webtoon #webtoon original #ares #god of war #king of the underworld #Lore Olympus

85 notes · View notes

brieannakeogh · 6 years ago

Text

Dog Days of Summer- Ch 13

Dog Days of Summer- Chris Evans X plus sized reader. Dog days of summer are usually defined as the hottest of the year, some define it as lazy days. This year ‘hottest’ has nothing to do with the outside temp. You meet Chris and Dodger Evans while taking your own dog to the park.

Previous Chapter / Master List

Warnings: No warnings

Chapter 13

Waking up to a horny Chris is a great way to start your day. Even with a headache from drinking, he refused to take anything until you were both satisfied. After, you walk to a dinner for the big breakfast you promised him. Pancakes, bacon, eggs, all the things he wouldn’t be able to eat for the next few months while filming.

The rest of the week went similarly. You or he would spend the night at the other’s apartment. Sex was frequent and amazing. He even dragged you to his gym a few times to spend more time together. Time flew by and soon it was Wednesday night and Chris had an early flight out the next morning.

Laying in bed tired and sweaty from a great round of the old bump and grind, you stare at the pattern on the ceiling, thoughts much too erratic and worrisome for how good he just fucked you.

“You’re doing that resting bitch face thing again, which usually means you’re thinking too much.” Chris turned to his side looking down at you, blocking your view and bringing you back into the moment.

“It’s fine. I’m fine.”

“You’re worried.”

“But I know I shouldn’t be! You’re wonderful…”

“I know.”

You continue, ignoring his interruption and Star Wars reference. “I just know things happen. Not that I think things will happen, but I’m going to miss you, and most importantly miss Dodger. I’ve just never felt this...attached before.”

He kisses your temple and lays back down, pulling you to him. “You’re right. Things happen, I’ve seen a lot of couples break up over the distance. Hell I’ve had people break up with me because of that. But if you find the right person it can work out. I’ve seen that too. Besides, I’ll be back in like three weeks, we’ve got a small break so I can come back for a few days.”

“You’re right. I know you’re right.”

“Also, we can maybe...when I come back, if it’s too much…” He takes a deep breath. “Maybe you can come with me. Come stay with me on set.” He was looking away from you when he said this, but your lack of a response after a few seconds had him turning to focus on your face.

You felt like you couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t be serious. You had interviews this week, you needed a job, you couldn’t just follow him around like a groupie. “Chris...you know I would love to, but how can I? I’ve got an apartment, I need a job and what about Popcorn? I wouldn’t be able to take him with me.” You had depended on someone before, depended on them being there and got burned. Chris and you hadn’t even been dating that long. How could he be so cavalier with his freedom? If you did this you would be tied to him for everything. You knew he would come to regret it if he ever got tired of you, but would be too nice to do anything about it since he was the one to suggest it. “Let’s first see how we do with the distance. We can talk about it again on your break, I just don’t want you to rush into something and change your mind later.” He looked like he wanted to argue but just nodded his head and changed the subject.

Sleep didn’t come well to either of you that night, but you got up with him when his alarm went off. You were at his apartment since the driver the studio sent over was to come pick him up there. He finished packing the little bits and bobs he would be taking on the plane.

“My sister is coming to pick up Dodger later this afternoon. You can stay here if you’d like until then. I know it’s early for you.” He smirked, trying to lighten the mood. It didn’t really work, but you appreciated the effort.

“That’s ok. I think me and Popcorn are going to head out with you.” You didn’t want to tell him that his place would seem too empty without him.

Dodger came up and bumped his nose on Chris’ fist. He knew what packed bags ment. “It’s alright buddy, you won’t be left here for long. You get to go play with the kids! You’ll love that.” Chris giving him ear scratches and thumps on the side. Standing beside Chris you gave him pets too, knowing you wouldn’t see Dodger for just as long.

Chris’ phone dings and from the look on his face you know his ride is here.

All of the stuff you had brought over through the few weeks are gathered up by the door. Popcorn already in his harness but without the leash.

“Com’ere Bubbie.” You call to your dog.

“Did you just call Popcorn ‘Grandma’ in Yiddish?” Chris questions incredulously.

“Maybe…..What? Don’t give me that look, you call Dodger Bubba.”

“Fair enough.”

You stand up from leashing your dog to see a smiling Chris looking at you fondly, before he pulls you into one last hug and a kiss on the forehead. “Make sure you text me when you land.”

“Yes ma’am.” Scoffing, you turn your back to him to try and hide the tears threatening to fall, and gathered up your bags. He does the same and you walk out, hearing him lock the door while you call the elevator.

The ride is much too quick and soon you’re standing next to a nondescript black sadan, the driver packing the luggage in the trunk while you try to figure out what to say.

“It’s been surreal. You’re going to leave and it will feel like it was all a dream.”

“Come on now. I’m gonna facetime you so much you’ll get sick of me.”

“Hmmm, I don’t think that will be possible. Your face is too pretty to get tired of.”

“It’s all movie magic. I’m growing old and balding.”

Grabbing his chin and moving his head this way and that. “Yeah I can see the CG work from here.”

You both grew silent, interrupted by the driver telling Chris he needed to leave to make his flight. Chris nodded his head, not taking his eyes off you, before capturing your lips in a heated kiss that made you dizzy. “Hopefully that will last the three weeks I’m gone.”

“Yep, that should do it. Completely unfair, but I’ll still be thinking about that the whole time you're gone.”

“Good.” He squeezes your hand and bends down to pet Popcorn goodbye, mumbling something quietly to him.

You wave dumbly and yell at him after he closed the door, telling him to have a safe flight and to remember to let you know when he lands. The car drives off and you stand on the sidewalk until they turn the corner down the block, before walking in the direction to your apartment.

“You two were making my teeth hurt.” Charles, the driver, commented.

“Don’t be like that Charlie. You know we are adorable.”

A few minutes go past before Charles speaks up again, this time in a more somber tone. “I’m assuming you saw the paparazzi fucker when you kissed her?”

“Yeah, I know.”

“Do you want me to call to try and block the photos?” Chris chewed on his lips before shaking his head no. “She doesn’t seem like the kind of girl that wants to be in the trash papers.”

Chris snorts. “You’re right about that, but I gotta know.”

“Know…?”

“If she can handle it. It’s going to eventually happen when I don’t see someone with a camera. We hadn’t been very discreet about it. I already like her too much. I don’t want to get too deep just to have her freak out on me when she sees herself on the internet.”

“Are you sure that’s the best way to go about it?”

Chris scrubs a hand over his face. “Can you think of a better way Charlie? Please tell me because I don’t know.” Charles keeps his lips pressed together. “It’ll be fine. I’ve got good fans, right? It has to be fine.”

Next Chapter

It’s been 85 years...Ok like 2 months, but still. Thank you all for your patience I appreciate it a lot. I’m already half way done with the next chapter so hopefully it won’t take as long as this one. Really ily guys!

@spidey-babe-parker, @stevieang, @albinotigerpython, @paintballkid711, @katykyll, @avengersrulez1536, @ultrafreespirit, @wantingtobekorra, @i-had-a-life-once, @ghostssss, @babybeluuga, @bodhi-black, @kanupps06, @hatterripper31, @grandloser, @reniescarlett, @kjidhzyx, @normanreedus5150, @ilovethings-somuch, @spiderman-2013, @bloodyvalentine93, @xx-raven, @passionghost, @prettybubblesintheair, @averyrogers83, @ria132love, @patzammit, @whom-the-fack, @pooslie, @3dsaunt, @kristiedwyer, @janeyboo, @theonelittleone, @aslandia726, @itsmysticalmystery, @stanclub, @geminimoonbeamx, @lookwhatyoumademequeue, @eyesfixedonthesun22, @mrsalh32611, @whatmakesmebeme-tblr, @isaxhorror, @kateelyse96, @hidden-treasures21, @aubreystilinski, @tnupsweetpie, @mikaelasingswritesloves, @webcraft4eveh, @fanfictionandjunk, @elizabeth-marie-moon, @linesal

#Chris Evans #chris evans x plus size reader #chris evans x reader #plus size reader #dog days of summer

162 notes · View notes

quasithinking · 5 years ago

Text

Gravity’s Rainbow: Part VIII

This book has so many sections that I'm going to have to contact my twelve year old self for help with the Roman numerals. I would do it via time phone over time machine because that kid smelled bad. This section begins confusingly from the point of view of a dog and ends hilariously with Pointsman's foot stuck in a toilet and hanging out the side of the car as they drive away. It's a good thing history books exist because if I had to judge World War II by Catch-22, Gravity's Rainbow, and Slaughterhouse-Five, I'd have to assume the war was 85% soldiers slipping on banana peels and depraved sex acts. I wonder if I should apologize to Vonnegut for remembering Slaughterhouse-Five as more Three Stooges than it probably was? It's been awhile but he's the guy who invented Kilgore Trout, interrupted his own book while talking about Vietnam to simply say, "Losers," taught me that an asterisk looked like a butthole, and concluded the whole point of evolution was to create beings that laugh at their own farts. I'm pretty sure I got all of that right. Roger Mexico and Jessica Swanlake have finally found Doctor Pointsman in a wrecked part of London. Pointsman is hunting for dogs to use in his experiments. He's a Pavlovian and his research on stimulus will somehow help the war effort. I'm not sure how it's supposed to but eventually he takes an interest in Slothrop and the mystery of Slothrop's hard-ons. At that point, I stopped wondering how experimenting with Pavlovian stimuli was supposed to help defeat the Germans. Pavlovian experimentation looms large on the themes of this book but I haven't yet grasped why they're part of The White Visitation's experiments. I suppose that should be the least of my worries when The White Visitation is also dealing with telekinesis and clairvoyance and talking with the dead and promoting racial strife and there's also some guy who can change his skin color or something? Anyway, this whole section is called "Beyond the Zero" which, and I know I'm getting ahead of the story here, has something to do with removing the reaction to the stimulus from the patient. See, if you train a baby to get a hard-on from an indirect stimulus, as a medical professional, you're supposed to also untrain the baby. So you have to get it to stop getting hard-ons from the indirect stimulus. But when you do that, you can't stop at the baby just not getting a hard-on. That's the zero point. But just because he doesn't get a hard-on doesn't mean the stimulus isn't still affecting him somehow, you know, to just to the point where it's about to get a hard-on. So removing the stimulus even further is going "beyond the zero." But why that's the title and a major theme of this chapter would take a smarter person to explain it to you. Maybe I'll figure it out by the time I get back to the section that discusses the whole "beyond the zero" part. Where was I? Oh yeah! Pointsman was hunting a dog and had just gotten his foot stuck in a toilet! If a reader hadn't noticed this book was funny in the previous forty pages due to the fact that nobody told them it was funny and Pynchon's writing can be a bit opaque, this section leaves no doubt about it. The physical comedy with the toilet bowl on the foot would be a big hit with the type of person who would never fucking read this book (and also me) but there are some other bits that really make me smile. Like this part with Jessica moaning about hunting dogs with the boys: "The night, full of fine rain, smells like a wet dog. Pointsman seems to've been away for a bit. 'I've lost my mind. I ought to be cuddling someplace with Beaver this very minute, watching him light up his Pipe, and here instead I'm with this gillie or something, this spiritualist, statistician, what are you anyway—' "Cuddling?" Roger has a tendency to scream. "Cuddling?'" Okay, maybe that's not ha ha funny like a joke but I fucking love Roger's oversensitivity to any possible intimate interactions between Jessica and her serious boyfriend, Beaver. There's a bit of foreshadowing in this early section about Pointsman moving on from experimenting on dog's to experimenting on Slothrop. "'What will you do for a dog, then.' They are under way again, Roger at the wheel, Jessica between them, toilet bowl out a half-open door, before the answer. 'Perhaps it's a sign. Perhaps I should be branching out.' Roger gives him a quick look. Silence, Mexico. Try not to think about what that means. He's not one's superior after all, both report to the old Brigadier at 'The White Visitation' on, so far as he knows, equal footing. But sometimes—Roger glances again across Jessica's dark wool bosom at the knitted head, the naked nose and eyes—he thinks the doctor wants more than his good will, his collaboration. But wants him. As one wants a fine specimen of dog. . . ." I've probably already quoted too much of this section to include a somewhat confusing bit near the end but the bit seems more important than an actual description of the building where Doctor Spectro works. Pynchon describes a building built to house patients with colonic and respiratory illnesses. He describes the necessity and drive to build this building as the Victorian equivalent of what drove the people of an earlier age to build Gothic cathedrals. It feels very much like a writer describing the similarities and quite obvious differences between postmodern literature and literature from earlier centuries. What once drove mankind to write and think and ponder was almost exclusively God and religion and spirituality. But in a time when there is "a doubt as to God's actual locus (or, in some, as to its very existence)", the drive must come from another source. Pynchon's "joke" is that the new source is colonic and respiratory diseases. He says it much better (if not so mundanely): "They are approaching now a lengthy brick improvisation, a Victorian paraphrase of what once, long ago, resulted in Gothic cathedrals—but which, in its own time, arose not from any need to climb through the fashioning of suitable confusions toward any apical God, but more in a derangement of aim, a doubt as to the God's actual locus (or, in some, as to its very existence), out of a cruel network of sensuous moments that could not be transcended and so bent the intentions of the builders not on any zenith, but back to fright, to simple escape, in whatever direction, from what the industrial smoke, street excrement, windowless warrens, shrugging leather forests of drive belts, flowing and patient shadow states of the rats and flies, were saying about the chances for mercy that year. The grimed brick sprawl is known as the Hospital of St. Veronica of the True Image for Colonic and Respiratory Diseases, and one of its residents is a Dr. Kevin Spectro, neurologist and casual Pavlovian." See? It's practically a definition of postmodern writing! "Remember when we could look to an Almighty creator for hope and salvation?! But now it's like, man, that Guy can't exist, right? I mean, the fucking A-bomb, man! What the hell is going on?! How do we get out of this mess?!" Or maybe it isn't a definition of postmodern literature at all and it just speaks to me! Who can tell? Not God! Just...what a great section. Mostly because it's so comprehensible! But also funny! And charming! And a bit melancholic by the end. This is the first chapter that mentions Pointsman's mysterious "Book" with a capital "B". It was expensive and seven of the doctor's at The White Visitation had to chip in to buy it, so it makes the rounds, spending one week at a time with each different owner. Or wait. Was The Book already mentioned?! I can't remember since I'm reading this book so many times at once! Anyway, The Book is one of only seven copies (or something?) of Pavlov's notes. I'm not sure if it's ever named but one of the chapters is named later and I did a Google search back then to discover what book exactly they were discussing. I don't remember it exactly but it was Pavlov's notes and crap. More on The Book later, I'm sure!

#Thomas Pynchon #Gravity's Rainbow

2 notes · View notes

darke15 · 2 years ago

Text

CHAPTER 85: WAR DOGS

Dropping Sunday, February 5 @ 12:00am Mountain Time

Are you caught up?

Previous Chapter » CHAPTER 84: TURN AND BURN

✪ Bᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ Sᴄᴀʀʀᴇᴅ : Aғᴛᴇʀᴍᴀᴛʜ

♜♠ Tʜᴇ Sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ & Tʜᴇ Sᴘʏ

⧗ Tʜᴇ Rᴇᴅ Rᴏᴏᴍ

» Jᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋᴇ sɪᴅᴇ Tᴀɢʟɪsᴛ

━━━━━━━━━━━

#chapter 85// war dogs #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x reader smut #bucky x reader #winter soldier x reader #winter soldier x y/n #bucky barnes fanfiction #large

16 notes · View notes

makeste · 6 years ago

Text

BnHA Bonus Diversion: Horikoshi’s Sketches

of all the things I could have spent time writing a post about on my morning off, it ended up being this. but in my defense, Horikoshi’s sketches are actually amazing and this was kind of overdue.

so! as you may know, Horikoshi Kouhei frequently gets bored and doodle-y and is then kind enough to share the resulting drawings with us. sketchy boi. but not sketchy like that. though he did invent Mineta so maybe a little.

anyway, because he’s so disgustingly talented, these pictures are usually amazing. and there are a lot of them. when I finally got around to doing this post, I ran a search for “Horikoshi sketches” and it turned out there was a whole wiki page dedicated just to them (god bless whoever is running the BnHA wiki, they do such a good job). and, well...

two hundred and eighty-eight. you may recognize this as being nearly fifty more than the current number of chapters. this would mean he’s releasing at least one sketch a week and has been doing so for the past five years! fortunately (for me, who has to do a recap of all these), this number is slightly misleading, as this page apparently includes some of the character sketches he did for the volume omakes. so I don’t have to go through 300 sketches omfg. but still, there are a lot! so I’ll just go through them and post my favorites and see how many we can get through in this post I guess.

these are all in alphabetical order according to their file names on the wiki, and like I said, I’m not doing all of them, just the ones that catch my eye the most. which is still a ton of them. honestly we’re about to find out whether tumblr text posts have image limits. (ETA: the limit does not exist!)

right off the bat we are getting off to a great start! love me the ladies of class 1-A. these girls are all so, so valid. I love how Deku is there too and his hair is transforming into a tree or something.

this is a sketch from chapter 10. this cat I guess just came up to them and they were like “...” and the cat was like “...” and long story short they’ve been like this now for a whole hour. meanwhile Aizawa is wondering where his cat has gone.

why are they dressed like it’s world war I. ??

holy fuck this cat. did it eat the other cat. anyway do you guys think Momo and Todoroki were walking to school together because that’s some cute shit omg. we know there is a cat that hangs out around Shouto’s house, so he’s probably good at playing with stray cats, and they probably really like him because he is calm and kind.

holy shit.

oh my god I need Tsuyu’s siblings to come visit the dorms at U.A. and play with Eri!! now.

posting this one because it’s cute, but also because it notably has nothing at all to do with the actual chapter 120. but that’s okay.

what, and I mean this sincerely, the fuck.

are they making chocolate?? you know, canonically we haven’t actually had a Valentine’s Day yet in the series, and now I’m really hoping we get a little mini plot. things that would happen:

every single girl makes chocolate for Todoroki and he just accepts it very politely and obliviously.

they actually make enough chocolate for everyone (except Mineta. and honestly they would have, except they know how that’s gonna go down, and no. Tsuyu really would have made you some pity chocolate dawg, but you brought this on yourself). but don’t end up giving it to everyone. specifically several of them thought better about giving some to Bakugou after seeing him react to the first unlucky person to give him some (y’all know that song I THREW IT ON THE GROUND by the Lonely Island? I’m sure you can understand my meaning here). and also Jirou gets way too flustered about giving some to Kaminari and chickens out. she gives it to Momo instead. hmmMMMM.

Satou also makes chocolate for everyone, EVEN BAKUGOU, and it’s delicious. no one is throwing his chocolate on the ground.

Aoyama makes chocolate for Deku because!! ☆ ☆ WE ARE FRIENDS, MON AMI ☆ ☆ ☆ oui oui baguette.

I love everything about this, but especially Ochako’s face. she’s just like. sincerely trying to figure out exactly where she went wrong.

excuse the fuck out of me but DID HORIKOSHI SERIOUSLY HINT AT THE FUCKING A-BAND A WHOLE ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY CHAPTERS BEFORE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. omfg. “what a cute AU!” “yes... AU,” Horikoshi agrees, nodding to himself. although after giving it some thought, he made the wise decision to switch Kaminari and Bakugou’s instruments. because we all know Bakugou was born to play the drums.

NO!!! VIDEO GAMES!!! IN CLASS!!!!!!!! [does a fucking aerial while emitting furious little huffs and bitchslapping Kirishima in the face]

I can’t figure out what’s going on in this picture. it appears to be baseball, except that Bakugou doesn’t have a bat. which I guess is the joke?? because his quirk is so strong he doesn’t need the fucking bat? except that I feel like that would result in either a broken arm or a blown-up baseball. idk this would make more sense with him as the pitcher.

“we really do love this AU, Horikoshi-sensei.” “yes... AU.”

this time it’s Shouji on the drums. I get that we all want to see Bakugou shred guitar, but it feels like he was just postponing the inevitable.

a full 85 chapters before he actually did this in the manga. god he really does enjoy foreshadowing with these things. I need to start paying more attention to these.

I have no words.

actually I do have words, and they are, “is that a fucking toothbrush.”

also is it just me or does he look, like, really swole in this pic. like, this is what the scarf has been hiding the whole time?? here we all thought he was a beanpole who subsisted off of energy bars and plain rice, but like. nope.

:) showing that there’s no hard feelings about the whole shooting-you-in-the-fucking-face thing. All Might is squeezing his hand awfully tightly, though.

all of them are so good-looking when they’re not trying. and then they open their mouths.

I am pained that there hasn’t at least been a karaoke chapter in one of the light novels yet, guys. pained. I NEED THIS.

holy fuck Todoroki. what are you, a mermaid?? I feel like this is a result of a prank gone wrong. like the other guys were sick of the girls always pining after him, and so they tried rubbing a balloon on his head in an effort to make him look ridiculous, only IT BACKFIRED COMPLETELY. shit.

fuck me I love this. of course Kami blowdries his hair and puts a ridiculous amount of effort into achieving the same kind of boyishly tousled look Todoroki is JUST NATURALLY BORN WITH. some things in life just aren’t fair. also lmao Deku.

oh my god. how are they all so cute. this was from episode 12 btw. you’re welcome for saving your life All Might.

I don’t have the slightest idea wtf is going on here but omg.

this was for episode 16 of the anime, a.k.a. the obstacle course episode of the Sports Festival arc in season 2. I can’t read what they’re saying, but I’ll tell you what, I know Bakugou is being a rude little shit and I’m here for it.

SHINSOUUUUUU. this was for episode 20. his one and only appearance in the anime so far. he knows he’s here for a good time not a long time.

lmao. my headcanon is that Monoma actually ended up losing after this, but somehow still managed to be smug about it.

lmaoooo. Kacchan refusing to even acknowledge that this is a thing that is happening for some reason.

HAWKS DID YOU REALLY KILL THIS MAN. COME ON OUT HERE I JUST WANT TO TALK.

I feel like taming Deku’s hair is arguably even more of a feat than taming Bakugou’s. meanwhile Iida looks 90% the same. and Todoroki is. well. just goes to show that this look is not for just anyone.

I have never in my life seen Katsuki so full on just done with life. like he is so fucking over this shit. he’s just rolled over and accepted it. I have never seen Bakugou fucking Katsuki just sigh and be all, “you know what, this might as well happen.” not until this moment. wow.

you guys I’m crying.

is it just me or do the little matroyshka dolls actually look like little nun Jeanists. though the hair swoosh is going the wrong way. Monomas, maybe.

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS? my god, how useful would Shouji’s quirk be for this sort of thing. and Shouto looks so surprised (on like, a Todoroki scale) to have actually caught something. oh my god. so fucking cute. c’mere you. someone needs a hair ruffle.

I feel like this is how Tokoyami would want to be remembered. yes I know he’s not dead.

oh my god. so I’ve seen this one floating around on tumblr, but like. ffff. it’s my favorite ever. they are. so. fucking. cute. both looking up to All Might. and then the contrast between their innocent happy faces and their shocked and worried expressions watching All Might at Kamino. god it fucking destroys me. all four of these kids need hugs goddammit. the older ones because they’re heartbroken, and the little bubbas just because they’re so stinkin’ cute omfg.

I LOVE HER AND I’M NOT SORRY. please Horikoshi give me more Bakufam in this upcoming arc. who do I have to bribe or threaten.

STRANGER DANGER omg. Toga no. that’s not nice.

Horikoshi what did my heart ever do to you for you to treat it like this.

villain Iida from episode 7 holy fuck I’m dying.

here come the New Year’s sketches! I’ve been looking forward to these. Kacchan photo strategy: never look directly at the camera.

I wonder which animal year 2016 was. rooster, probably.

fucking look at Todoroki fucking Shouto stuffing his face yet again. can you stop chewing for one fucking second. we’re trying to take a picture you slob.

the year is 2018. Horikoshi Kouhei attempts to draw a dog, because it’s the year of the fucking dog. it does not go well. panicked, he takes the All Might he’s already started drawing, and for some reason attempts to turn it into another dog. it goes even worse. now he’s really starting to sweat. “oh shit,” he whispers, drawing Deku upside-down in his unrest. “oh fuck.” finally he just draws Bakugou shouting the words HAPPY NEW YEAR in giant letters across the screen, hoping that’ll be enough to distract everyone from all the rest of it. it is not.

oh my god. thank you so much to everyone who went to SDCC and made him so happy. this is the purest thing I’ve ever seen. also loving Bakugou tolerating the shit out of All Might leaning on him omg. I’m so fucking weak for this as always.

this is Horikoshi’s most recent sketch! lookit, he’s so happy with the toy him omg. it actually is really badass.

league of dorks. I love Toga’s face. and how Horikoshi clearly put more effort into drawing Tomura’s Face Hand than the entire rest of the picture.

I don’t understand a single element of this. wow. also this is twice now that Horikoshi has drawn the fucking Predator in these sketches. just pointing that out. of all the films to make multiple references to. what’s going on here. and is Mineta playing the fucking little sister in Totoro. am I losing my fucking mind.

this was for the season 3 premiere. I love how Bakugou and Deku are wrestling for control of the screen. but he knows better than to touch Mineta I guess.

Iida and Ochako are the only two reacting appropriately here. Bakugou just looks concerned. to be fair I guess that’s appropriate too. but Deku is all “fuck YEAH All Might you go ahead and SMASH YOUR FACE RIGHT THROUGH THAT MONITOR” and I feel like his blanket approval of all his mentor’s actions has finally gone too far.

this just goes to show you that even a very simple sketch concept can pay off dividends if you play your cards right. good job Horikoshi.

he could run faster if he just pulled his fucking pants up. does anyone have any brain cells to spare for my son here. please he needs them. I don’t know what he thinks a belt is actually for...?

hello this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen and also is Kirishima doing the kage bunshin pose from Naruto or.

sob Aizawa I’m dead. I fucking love how Mineta is like HE’S CLEARLY FINE IT WAS A FLOP as though Kirishima is not literally covered in fucking grape balls. something else I also love is that Katsuki is number 10 and Deku is number 11. even in a soccer match he can’t stand to be lower then his rival sob. also Ochako is straight up about to rip off Mina’s head jesus christ girl run.

there aren’t even words for how much I ship this. just emotions. omg.

this is one of those pictures that keeps getting more wtf the longer you stare at it. naturally your eyes are drawn to Todoroki’s reindeer antlers first. by contrast, Ochako looks relatively normal, even with the odd pose. but then you notice Deku’s Christmas tree hair. from there your eyes are drawn down to his strange lack of a shirt. and then, finally, you spot him. Tokoyami. you wonder if the mangaka has finally gone too far. you’re still not sure.

for once it’s not Todoroki who’s leaping into action with his mouth full. never one to back down from a challenge, Bakugou has picked the absolute least practical food to consume whilst in the middle of battling. I can barely eat spaghetti without making a mess when I’m not throwing down. I’m not sure what a good food to eat while throwing down would be, but maybe something more portable, like a calzone.

I feel drawn to him the same way one might be drawn to a stray cat, even though you’re pretty sure the cat is really wary of people and will probably try to claw or bite you if you get too close. I would like to pat him on the head, but he might try to blow me up. eh, worth it.

look at the Baku Protection Squad trying to do some fucking Abbey Road thing. damn you can really see how short Tokoyami is in this. also Bakugou buys pants that are at least three sizes too big I s2g.

and that’s it! anyways, this was fun as heck. I’ve bookmarked Horikoshi’s Twitter now so I can keep up with the new sketches as they’re released. this is fucking great, and a whole new bonus to being caught up with the manga that I haven’t been appreciating until now. fucking love it.

#bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #class 1-a #horikoshi kouhei #horikoshi sketches #makeste reads bnha #sorry if I accidentally skipped anyone's favorite #they're all so good honestly #I tell you what you can never unsee the tokoyami christmas turkey thing though and that's going to keep me up at night

119 notes · View notes

cottagethings · 5 years ago

Text

self-quarantine activities

1. Complete a puzzle: The more pieces the better! Feeling extra saucy? Take on a Rubik's Cube. More of a word person? Crossword puzzle!

2. Start a journal or blog. Sure, it can be about the coronavirus, but it could also be about a specific interest from chess to cheese.

3. If it won't bother your neighbors: Dust off that old instrument and practice.

4. Text all your exes just in case you have one more thing you wanted to get off your chest.

5. Write poetry. Perhaps you can craft a haiku for Mother's Day, or something without a specific structure. Just try it!

6. Watch all the really long movies you’ve avoided until now.

7. Download Duolingo, or a similar app, and teach yourself a foreign language.

8. Finally read “Infinite Jest,” “Les Miserables” or even “The Stand.” Go all in and read “Ulysses.” You got this.

9. Meditate. Try lying down with your eyes closed, palms up and while focusing on your breath. Or spend 20 minutes sitting crosslegged and repeat a soothing word to yourself in your head. (The latter is more like transcendental meditation.)

10. Face masks, moisturizer, oh my! Treat yourself to a 10-step skin care routine you don’t have time for during a normal work week.

11. Look at pictures of puppies.

12. Put together the most attractive charcuterie board possible, but you can only use foods you already have in your fridge and cupboard.

13. Take note from "Tangled" star Rapunzel, who has an entire song about how she's spent her days alone in a castle. Activities included in her ditty: Ventriloquy, candle-making, papier-mâché and adding a new painting to her gallery.

14. Write actual letters to family and friends. After that? Write thank-you notes to service people who you remember went out of their way for you.

15. Learn calligraphy. YouTube can help.

16. Finally read the rules to those long and intense board games you've never played with the family. Encourage the family to play.

17. Put on a soap opera. Mute the sound. Create your own dialogue.

18. Have a space in your home where all of the tupperware goes? Organize it and actually match lids to containers.

19. Try on all your clothes and determine whether they “spark joy” á la Marie Kondo.

20. Better yet, go through this process with your junk drawer and supply shelves.

21. Have a roommate meeting about how to be more considerate of one other, especially while you will likely be spending more time together. Bring baked goods.

22. Bake those goods.

23. Watch the films that won Oscars for best picture.

24. Watch films that won Independent Spirit Awards for best picture.

25. Watch films that critics say should have won those aforementioned awards.

26. Read all the New Yorker issues piled on your desk.

27. Will Tom Hanks into recovery from coronavirus by watching every Tom Hanks movie chronologically.

28. Knit or crochet.

29. Use Skype, FaceTime, Google Hangouts or Marco Polo to video chat with your long-distance friends.

30. Try out at-home aerobics or yoga videos. Consider downloading a fitness app with curated workout playlists.

31. Look at yourself in the mirror. Attempt a self portrait with pencil and paper.

32. Take a bubble bath (bonus: Add a glass of wine).

33. Make a classic cocktail, from negronis to Manhattans and aperol spritzes. Don't forget the garnish.

34. Coloring books: They’re not just for kids.

35. Take time to reflect: What have you accomplished in the last year? What goals are you setting for yourself in the next year?

36. Write a short story or get started on that novel.

37. Actually try to reproduce something you see on Pinterest. Probably fail. Try again.

38. Clear out the family room and camp indoors with all blankets, popcorn and scary movies.

39. Finally get around to fixing that broken door knob and loose tile or cleaning scuffed up walls.

40. Acquire a foam roller and treat yourself to some physical therapy.

41. Pretend you're 13 years old and fold a square piece of paper into a fortune teller you put your thumbs and pointer fingers into. Proceed to tell fortunes.

42. Learn how to braid (fishtail, French, etc.) via YouTube tutorial..

43. Throw out all your too-old makeup and products. (Tip: most liquid products have a small symbol on them noting expirations, usually six months to a year. This includes sunscreen!)

44. Interview your grandparents (over the phone, of course) and save the audio. Can you create an audio story or book with that file?

45. Go through your camera roll, pick your favorite pics from the past year and make a photo book or order framed versions online.

46. Go on a health kick and learn how to cook new recipes with ingredients you may not be using already, from miso to tahini.

47. Create a Google document of shows or movies you’re watching and share it among family and friends.

48. Make a list of things for which you are grateful.

49. Have your own wine tasting of whatever bottles you have at home. Make up stories about the journey of the grapes to your mouth.

50. Work on your financial planning, such as exploring whether to refinance your loan or ways to save more money.

51. Perfect grandma’s bolognese recipe.

52. Make coffee, but this time study how many beans you use, which types, how hot the water is, how long it brews and whether any of that makes a difference.

53. Buy gift cards from your favorite local businesses to help keep them in business while we quarantine.

54. Watch “Frozen 2,’ which went up early on Disney Plus. Another new movie on the streaming service: "Stargirl."

55. Write a book with your family. Pick a character and each member writes a chapter about their adventures. Read aloud to each other.

56. No March Madness? Have a Scrabble tournament. Or Bananagrams. Pictionary, anyone?

57. Get into baking with "The Great British Baking Show," but your technical challenge is baking something with the ingredients you have on hand (that you didn't already use in the charcuterie board).

58. Indoor scavenger hunt.

59. Alternate reading the Harry Potter series with your kids and cap each one off with the movie.

60. Dye your hair a new color. No one else needs to see it if you don't like it.

61. Read Robert Jordan’s 14-book “Wheel of Time” series before it streams on Amazon starring Rosamund Pike.

62. Write a play starring your loved ones. Perform it via a video call app.

63. Go viral in the good way by making a quarantine-themed TikTok.

64. Rearrange your sock drawer. Really.

65. Stop procrastinating and do your income taxes.

66. Make lists of all the museums, sporting events and concerts you want to visit when they finally reopen.

67. Get into comics with digital subscriptions on your tablet, like Marvel Unlimited.

68. Rearrange your furniture to make it seem like your home is a totally different space.

69. Practice shuffling playing cards like a Poker dealer. Be ready for employment opportunities once all casinos open back up.

70. Organize your spice rack alphabetically or get crazy and do it by cuisine.

71. Teach your dog to shake. Hand sanitizer optional.

72. Memorize the periodic table. You never know when that will come in handy.

73. Order and put together some IKEA furniture. Time yourself.

74. Get a free trial of a streaming service and binge-watch as much as you can before it expires.

75. Apply for a new job. You have remote work experience now.

76. Learn a new style of dance via YouTube, from bellydancing to breaking.

77. Update or write your will and organize your affairs. Yes, it sounds melodramatic and morbid but let’s face it: This is a task many of us avoid because we never have the time. Now we do.

78.The parades have been canceled but you can still make corned beef and cabbage for St. Patrick’s Day.

79. Bring out the Legos. Build your house inside of your house.

80. Watch the "Star Wars" movies in this and only this order: Rogue One-IV-V-II-III-Solo-VI-VII-VIII-IX.

81. Two words: Coronavirus beard! Grow it, moisturize it, comb it, love it.

82. Learn the words to "Tung Twista." Get them so ingrained in your brain that you can rap them as fast as Twista can. Impress everyone.

83. Been meaning to get some new glasses? Try on new frames virtually on sites like GlassesUSA.com.

84. Attempt things with your non-dominant hand, from writing to brushing your teeth. Prepare to be frustrated.

85. How many words per minute can you type? See if you can get speedier by taking a typing course.

86. Prepare to verbally duel a bully who wants to discuss the evolution of the market economy in the Southern colonies, by memorizing Matt Damon's "Good Will Hunting" speech.

87. Learn origami. Make cranes for your loved ones.

88. Stretch. Work on your flexibility. It's possible to get the splits back, right?

89. Try to speak in pig Latin. Or, "ig-pay, atin-Lay."

90. Talk to your plants. How are they doing? Make sure they are getting the amount of sunlight they should be. Check their soil. Water if necessary.

91. Deep condition your hair and put paraffin wax on your hands. Enjoy your soft hair and nails.

92. Consider donating money to food banks to help families struggling to get meals.

93. Write a song. If you want to make it about your time inside and put it to the tune of "My Sharona" and replace "Sharona" with "Corona," do what you have to do.

94. Study the art of beatboxing.

95. Try moving in super-slow motion. It's OK to laugh at regular speed.

96. You know how there are dozens of ways to wear a scarf, but you only wear it the one way? Learn the other ways.

97. Learn Old English words. Pepper them into your conversation. Wherefore not?

98. Try on a new shade of lipstick. See how long it takes your partner to notice it.

99. Take deep breaths, in through your nose and out through your mouth.

100. Sleep. Get lots of it.

#corona #coronavirus #quarantine #self care #activity #freetime #dosomethingforyourself

1 note · View note

dilocomraff-blog · 5 years ago

Text

DOOM Eternal cheats

As the DOOM Slayer, you return to find Earth has suffered a demonic invasion. Raze Hell and discover the Slayer’s origins and his enduring mission to rip and tear…until it is done Platforms - Windows Publish Date - 22 Nov, 2019 Hack tool doom eternal life. Hack tool doom eternal game.

Orange you glad. [USA AZ] H] NES, SNES, PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4, XBOX, 360, ONE, games. Guidbooks. Systems. [W] Paypal/Crypto. Hack tool doom eternal download.

Nintendo. NES games are Vektrex are 75% of PriceCharting 822 YXFN SGSE 15 H 421 22 20 23 DGJ 12/16/2019 34 GGF 87

BXDT USPM 342 196 tool doom eternal 48 RX 519 47 882 K 16 01/02/20 13:17:25 +03:00 537 676 928 190 61 70 881 42 65 235 Mint 92 72 271 77

tool DOOM 2019-12-07T15:17:25.4675414+09:00 Wednesday, 11 December 2019 16:17:25 VXB V Thursday, 06 February 2020 12/21/2019 07:17 PM 31 553 18 V 30 45 RCM 31 784 336 14 Jan 2020 10:17 PM PST 445 2020-02-06T11:17:25.4705417+14:00 8 155 809 97 29 0 496 840 Tuesday, 03 December 2019 01:17:25 37 61 340 8 154 195 11/25/2019 14:17 671 97 159 57 320 26 TRX 57 23 54 154 pay for college as 568 7 657 11/20/19 23:17:25 +03:00 173 53 98 62 0 42 78 979 BL 254 313 97 60 469 43 37 92 83 76 88 835 409 5 05 Feb 2020 05:17 PM PDT 08 Dec 2019 07:17 AM PDT 69 46 57 332 839 504 doom eternal i 51 695 5 937 lot. Armor 96 748 86 325 37 1 63 76 34 407 858 921 DOOM eternal sunshine hack tool J P 920 730 YDZY URXZ 45 748 59 WHD Sunday, 12 January 2020 Tuesday, 10 December 2019 19:17:25 64 L 625 0

Hack tool DOOM eternal love. Hack tool doom eternal free.

doom eternal mods Hack tool hack tool doom eternal download 2019-12-12T21:17:25.4745430+14:00 28 Jan 2020 01:17 AM PDT K HMOQ 745 969 59 951 Thursday, 28 November 2019 * 40 634 94 2019-12-21T14:17:25.4755487+12:00 S December 28 546 8 23 72 577 687 85 78 9 FCJG 397 800 242 AXMD 23 8 349 389 865 284 3 E 96 UU

Hack tool DOOM eternal life. Hack tool doom eternal ps4. Hack tool doom eternal. Hack tool doom eternal mods. Hack tool DOOM eternal moonwalk. Amp#x200B; I am currently selling all of my video games to help pay for college as i realize that school is just more important then having a bunch of games sitting in storage. All of the disc games are in great if not Mint condition as I have been a game collector since i was a kid. All the cartridge games besides the DS, 3DS and PS Vita games are loose with no case. I can send pictures on request. Let me know if you have any questions. amp#x200B; PSONE amp#x200B; Breath of the Wild. Hack tool DOOM eternal sunshine. Hack tool DOOM eternal sonata. A dream of a bloody death in battle (Warning: Graphic.

* Vektrex. all the Vektrex are 75% of PriceCharting open to offers on the lot. Armor Attack - 9 * Berzerk - 8 * Clean Sweep - 8 * Fortress of Narzod - 30 * Rip Off - 10 * Solar Quest - 14 * Starhawk - 15 * Star Trek: The Motion Picture - 10 * Web Wars - 15. Nintendo. NES games are loose unless otherwise stated. Anticipation - 4 * Baseball - 4 * Battleship - 11 (damaged label. Contra 24 * C. [Skydark. Chapter 2: Crash Landing. Hack tool doom eternal dragon.

https://laubestxomi.cf/skateboarding-video-games/word-swipe-word-search-games-95.html

https://inthracpetbacl.tk/zona-project-x-99.html

https://toacacomdia.tk/tetris-effect-47.html

https://seesaawiki.jp/nibeike/d/[xbox]%20Word%20Shop%20-%20Brain%20Puzzle%20Games%20hack%20cheat%20engine%20for%20apple%20watch%20via%20vpn

https://weichithilink.gq/blackjack-33.html

https://zuescapenam.tk/for-the-king-39.html

Guess The Person? Hacks Free Update no survey windows

what-cheats.best/watch-dogs-legion-ultimate-edition-18.html

bincateli.ml/taptap-heroes-idle-rpg-44.html

https://blarmandeca.tk/helix-jump-62.html

https://www.openlearning.com/u/diopullvala/blog/ViaVpnTheRoomTwoFullHackCheatsSafeRecent/

portglybinov.tumblr.com/

https://repsibebo.tk/afps-airplane-flight-pilot-sim-21.html

https://cirebgardre.tk/the-checkers-classic-game-20.html

https://culsifive.tk/words-with-friends-classic-84.html

1 note · View note