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hauntthumans · 4 months
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@brynhildar asked “ God, why do you have to argue about everything? ” ( @ loki )
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LOKI BLINKS. HE HADN’T REALIZED HE WAS ARGUING, BUT THEN AGAIN, HE HADN’T QUITE REALIZED HE wasn’t, either. He was just expressing his opinion. Loudly. And in a somewhat argumentative tone. “I wasn’t aware this was an argument,” he says. And then, unable to help himself, he cracks a small smirk. “I just thought I was right.” He shrugs. “If you’d like to discuss it, I’m more than willing to.”
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misshcrror · 3 months
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              𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑: ──── YASEMIN's CHAR INSPO ;
Johanna Mason from The Hunger Games Trilogy. Loki Laufeyson from Marvel Universe. Beth Harmon from The Queen's Gambit. Shayera Hol from DC Universe. Itachi Uchiha from Naruto/Naruto Shippuden. Queen Maeve from The Boys. Anthony J. Crowley from Good Omens. Envy Adams from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.
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abbatoirablaze · 1 year
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SDAU-My Best Friend's Brother, Chapter 2
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“No fucking way!” Ransom wrapped his arms around Charles, accepting the Sigma into the party, “What the hell are you doing here, Blackwood?  You never show up when we invite you to the party!  I can’t believe that those pushy sigmas let you out of the house to come play with the big boys!”
“Charles!”
Ransom’s brow raised when Loki met them at the door, his arms wrapping around the human.  Charles hugged Loki, and when he backed up, Loki pulled him in for an excited kiss.  The sophomore smiled, pulling Loki back against his chest.
“So that’s a thing…” Ransom smirked, pointing at the freshman and the sophomore, “you wrecking my pledge’s ass for fun or for sport there, Blackwood?”
“Loki is my mate!” Charles proclaimed, giving Ransom and the other freshman who was at the door a confident look.  The freshman gave him a pained one in return and turned his attention back to his job, opening the door for the next set of people arriving for the party. Charles frowned, his immediate thought that the freshman he’d recognized as one of the new football players didn’t accept his sexuality.
“Don’t worry about Buck…he’s going through a pretty rough break-up…his boyfriend was…well is one of your pledges…Steve…he’s an omega lion,” Loki offered, pulling him more into the place, “so it’s not what you think.  Come on, let me get you a drink, Charles.”
“So…when did this happen?” Ransom asked, following closely behind the two men, his own curious nature and want to stir the pot coming forward. 
“We uh-“
“We’ve been dating since the first week of practice!” Charles answered, cutting Loki off.  Loki stopped, and turned around to face him, a look of happiness on his face.  Charles could vaguely hear the rumble in his chest, but could feel it assuredly vibrating up his arm, “D-did I say something wrong, Loki?”
“Y-you want to be dating me?”
“Yeah…”
“You two are cute,” Ransom teased, gently pushing the two men, “don’t go breaking my fellow pledge brother…but you…Laufeyson, break him so I can pitch our first game.  That’s an order, pledge.”
Both men laughed at how Ransom was teasing them, before he parted from them. 
“I’m sorry about Ransom…he-he’s different outside of the team…as you can see,”Loki apologized, pulling his boyfriend into the kitchen where the drinks were, “and I’m sorry about not calling you my boyfriend…I just…we haven’t talked about it and I know you wanted to take things slow.  Sometimes us shifters can go too fast into a relationship, since we can tell who our mates are, and I didn’t want to scare you off.”
“Yeah…about that,” Charles smiled, a blush rising to his cheeks about the thought of what he wanted to do with his boyfriend, “do-do you think that maybe we can go to your dorm?  Like cut out a little bit earlier?  Or do you have to stay for the whole party?”
“I-is everything okay?” he asked nervously. 
“Yeah…I-I just want to try something…”
Loki smiled, his arm wrapping around Charles’ waist.  Every time that Charles had said that he ‘wanted to try something,’ it usually ended in Charles spending the night and both men pleasuring each other until the early hours of the morning, “we can do whatever you want, mate.”
Loki lay pinned to his bed, his boyfriend above him, thrusting deep into his ass.  His eyes rolled back into his skull as his thrusts were met in perfect timing with the hand that Charles had snaked around his waist to pump Loki.  With every firm stroke, Charles’ cock hit his prostate, sending the wolf into yet another dizzying tightrope walk between staying coherent and a string of orgasms he’d been fighting off. 
“Ch-Ch-Char-Charles.  Oh, fuck,” the wolf growled, his rumbles spilling from his chest while his cock leaked cum all over his sheets, “mate….I-oh, god, right there!  Please…please don’t stop!”
“I’m not stopping baby boy!”
“Don’t stop daddy!  Please!”  
But the coup de gras happened when Charles’ playful kisses and nips to his boyfriend’s shoulder turned into a bite, hard enough to break the skin, right over his mating gland as the lovers came together. 
Loki felt the world open up to him, as his bond coursed through his veins.  Charles had marked him, and claimed him as his mate, which made his own orgasm barrel through him like an oncoming train, “MATE! CHARLES!”
Charles’ hips bucked one final time, stuttering as his warm seed filled his partner.  He released Loki’s neck just long enough to start lapping at the wound.  Loki shuddered under his boyfriend’s touch.  He knew that Charles was a human, and the act itself might have seemed too primordial, but Loki felt all the emotion behind it. 
He saw the hours Charles had spent talking to friends and researching the importance of shifters marking one another when they mated.
He could feel the love behind the action.   
“Ch-Charles…”
He tried to reach back behind himself, a half coherent attempt to hold his boyfriend even closer.  Charles grabbed Loki’s hand, kissing it gently as he rolled them to their sides. 
“I know baby,” he said gently as he pulled out and laid behind his boyfriend, spooning him, “I-I want this.  I want to share everything with you.”
Loki turned around, feeling lost in his boyfriend’s warmth, “Y-you marked me…”
“I want you to know I’m serious about us,” Charles promised, “I-I did a lot of research about shifters…and I asked my best friend about it…he said that if I loved you, and I was sure that we’re mates…that I could claim you…”
“Y-you told your best friend about us?” Loki’s voice nearly betrayed him.  He knew that Charles was his brother’s best friend.  And he wanted to find a way to tell him, but he just couldn’t muster the strength of it.  He didn’t want to put Charles in a bind.  His hand reached out to him, and Charles smiled softly at him, “you told Tom?”
Charles bit his lip, “I-I didn’t…he knows I’m in a relationship though.  He-“
“Thinks I’m some girl, doesn’t he?”
“I’m telling him I’m gay in the morning…I-I don’t want our relationship to be a secret anymore,” Charles replied, cradling his boyfriend’s face.  He-he’s graduating and all, but I still want him to know you. You’re my everything, Loki.”
“T-there’s something I need to tell you, Charles,” he sighed, “an-and I think maybe I should have told you before I let you mark me…but-“
“Nothing could change how I feel about you, Loki,” Charles said sweetly as he stroked his boyfriend’s cheek, “I love you.”
Loki’s breath hitched in his throat, “you-you love me?”
“With all my heart, Loki…I love you more than life itself.”
“Charles…Tom…he-he’s my brother…”
Charles brow furrowed, “what?”
He could smell the slightly acidic taste of confusion on his mate’s scent.  He could feel the gears turning in his head as the bond linked them, “I-I get it if you regret marking me bec-“
“Loki, that doesn’t change that I love you!” he said confidently, cutting his boyfriend off with a kiss, “T-Tom is my best friend…but you’re my future…I want us to be full mates.  I-I want you to mark me too, and-“
“I want to wait to mark you,” Loki admitted after a moment, “I-I appreciate that you’re wanting to respect shifter ritual…but I want to do it right by your side too.  Marking is like marriage, Charles…I-“
“I want to marry you, Loki…I’m sure of it!” Charles exclaimed, kissing his boyfriend, “I want you, and only you, Loki.”
“I want that too…”
“Then it’s settled…” Charles smiled, “tomorrow, I’ll tell Tom about how I’m gay…and then I’ll introduce the two of you…or rather, let the little family reunion happen…and then next year, I’ll be a junior and you’ll be a sophomore…we’ll live in our frat houses, but we could start talking about the next steps…of our relationship…”
“Okay…” Loki agreed, kissing Charles once more, “okay, my sweet mate.”
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“What-what are you trying to say, Charles?”
“I’m gay!” he proclaimed to his best friend, finally happy to get it off his chest, “my relationship is with a man, not a woman.  And his name i-”
“Charles, you’re not gay!”
“I’ve been dating him for months!” Charles said simply, “I-I marked him last night.  It’s official.  Now he wants to wai-“
“You marked him?”
Charles nodded, “Yes…because I love him, and he’s my mate, Tom.”
“YOU’RE NOT GAY!”
“Yes I am!”
“I don’t have time for this,” Tom grumbled, shaking his head at the younger man, “whatever confusion you’re dealing with…you need to properly sort out.  I-I can’t talk to you right now, Charles.”
“But Tom…I-I want you to meet him.  You already know him.  He’s yo-”
“I’m sorry!” the man frowned, closing the door on his friend, “I-I can’t, Charles.”
“I’m sorry that things didn’t go the way that you wanted them to, my love…”
Charles frowned as he sat on his mate’s bed, sadly looking over to the sigma house through his window, “it’s not your fault, Loki…”
Loki pushed his boyfriend down on his bed and straddled him, “no thinking about that…no thinking about him, or the sadness…today is my move in day to the house, and I have my strapping mate helping me with it all…”
“Loki…”
“And he’s shirtless and all sweaty from moving all these boxes…and he’s wearing nothing but a pair of basketball shorts,” Loki smirked, wiggling his brows at the man as he grinded his ass on his mate’s clothed cock.  Charles groaned and instantly gripped Loki’s hips.  Loki smiled even more, “oh…does my human mate like when his little wolf is doing this?  Riding his cock like a good pup?”
“Sweet wolf.  Sweet baby boy…you’re so dirty sometimes,” Charles cooed, pulling his boyfriend’s face towards his own.  The moment went from lust-filled and flirty, to a more tender moment, as the two men held one another, “I love you, Loki.”
“H-he’ll come around, my love…” Loki whispered.  Charles sighed, and Loki lay beside him.  His hand reached down, and his fingers laced with that of his mates, “have I ever told you about why I was so eager to leave England?  To leave my mother?”
“You don’t talk about your family, or England,” Charles shrugged, “I didn’t want to press the issue.”
“My mother believes that homosexuality is wrong…she was a lot like your family…only instead of straight camps and beatings it was something else,” Loki replied shortly, “she hated me for it…looked at me like I as an abomination…”
“Loki…”
“She molested me when I presented…she tied me to the radiator during my ruts and would force a prostitute or herself on me…she told me that someone would fuck me straight…I tried to run away a few times, but I never got very far.”
Charles felt his heart breaking as he looked at his mate, “my sweet wolf.”
“I ran to the States because of the opportunity with this college,” he said firmly, “I did work study here all last year while I finished my senior year, and my brother sponsored me I didn’t see him though…not once.  Met a boy, and fell in love for the first time ever…I-I tried to take him back home to meet my mom…to tell her that I was a proud gay man…and that I didn’t need her…my brother rejected me when I came out to him…didn’t seem to blink when I told him that mother hurt me…so I told him that when I told mother, she had a heart attack…and I left her to die to meet him at the pub…his world looked like it ended.  He ran to her, and left me, sitting in the dust…”
Charles stared at the man that he loved, unsure of what to say.  He squeezed his hand, reminding him that he was there for him, and Loki gave him a small smile, “I guess what I’m trying to say is that even if he doesn’t…come around, you know…you’ll always have me.  And we shouldn’t be ashamed of our love.”
“Loki?”
“Yes, Charles?”
Charles leaned over and gently began wiping away his mate’s tears, “this summer…I-I want us to complete our mating ceremony…and I-I want us to get married…”
“Charles…you don’t have to rush-“
“It’s not rushing it,” he assured his mate, “I don’t want to be ashamed of our love either.  I want you to be my husband, Loki.”
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ao3feed-thor · 1 year
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Dark Chocolate Temptation
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by Violencio
In a very traditional society that is oppressive to both Alphas and Omegas (though arguably more so), Alpha Loki is a dream of an Alpha. His only downside? He still isn’t mated, and the pressure is growing for him to settle down and show up to royal events with an Omega wife.
The issue? Loki is “gay” - as in, he is only attracted to Alphas. This is a big no-no, especially for a man of his standing, an offense so grave it often leads to life-long prison sentences. With his family becoming more and more nosy about Loki’s love life, he and his longterm boyfriend decided that the best way to protect themselves would be for Loki to find an Omega the traditional way, mate them, and hide in plain sight, with a pretty piece of arm candy to parade around.
While Loki is rather clinical about it at first, soon the poor orphaned Omega they had picked, Peter Parker, melts his frosty heart and Loki becomes a little bit more invested than he assumed he would. And hey. If there was someone who could convince him to swing both ways, it would be Peter Parker…
With art by GaeilgeRua! :)
(If you aren't sure about the mystery char, you can check in the notes!)
Words: 6773, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Peter Parker, Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Mystery Character
Relationships: Peter Parker/Loki Laufeyson/Mystery Character, Loki/Peter Parker
Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Loki is a gay Alpha, aka he only like other Alphas, which is unfortunate for his Omega mate Peter, Omega Peter Parker, Alpha Loki (Marvel), Threesome - M/M/M, Age Difference, Peter learns to deal with being a beard in ways Loki did not anticipate, Loki RarePair Bang 2022, Loki is not nice, Poor Peter Parker, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Angst with a Happy Ending, Throuple
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beginagaininspo · 3 years
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BEGINAGAIN + SCREENSHOTS OF DESPAIR (4/?)
@kxtepryde @stxrsfires @brxghtestday @glxrious-purpose @mistressxfmagnetism @rxdqueens @twentyninetynines @sovietavenger
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libertycaps · 3 years
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[ text ] Dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and stand in the sunlight || @glxrious-purpose
(✉ → unknown): Thank you, but I'm not interested in buying glitter today. (✉ → unknown): Pyramid schemes don't benefit anyone, in the end. I know they promise it'll get you somewhere fast, but more than likely you'll end up disappointed. (✉ → unknown): I believe in you.
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avengerofiron · 3 years
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“Who is attacking the city this time?” || @glxrious-purpose
Of all the people he had expected to show up to one of his parties, Loki had definitely ranked far down the list – though in retrospect, he should’ve given the man more credit. In the limited communication they’d had during the Battle of New York, as well as the man’s reputation, it stood to reason that he’d find himself gravitating towards the only place in the city that seemed to be making lemonade out of the lemons they’d been provided with. A few gasps moved through the crowd, whispers of recognition, but Tony crossed the crowd with little issues to land right in front of Loki, a smirk growing on his face.
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“Who said anything about an attack?” Tony asked, the silver armor snaking over his skin under his suit, just out of sight. “Can’t a city just have a blackout without the whole world looking for someone to punch?” The constructs were another thing entirely, but people tended to go a little mad when they were presented with the unknown – Tony would know that better than anyone. “To what do I owe the privilege? Don’t tell me you were coming here for answers. I, for one, think we should all just take advantage of the benefits this gives us.” Tony grabbed a bottle from a passing waiter’s tray. “Chardonnay?”
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incorrectbeginagain · 3 years
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Loki Laufeyson: Stark, my old friend!
Tony Stark: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Loki Laufeyson: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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jeaniegreysummers · 3 years
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“ you haven’t even seen my bad side yet. ” || @glxrious-purpose
She’d heard that he was back in the city, felt his presence moving through the people. For the most part, he hadn’t attempted to take it over like in 2012, but it was only a matter of time – and Jean had lost a great deal of faith in humanity when her own father fell short of what she expected he was capable of. Loki was a friend of Zatanna’s. He was a sorcerer and a god. He was someone who the Phoenix took great interest in, so it stood to reason that interest was reciprocated. It was only when she was walking one night through the park in Genosha, a quiet place, that she felt the bristle on the back of her neck – and there he was.
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Unshielded, undisguised. A bold move, considering her reputation even on Earth, with the siege and the rumours swirling around Erik’s demise (rumours that were true, for the most part). “Is that meant to imply I’m about to see it?” Jean asked, trying to keep down the flames that flickered up through her veins, the bird screeching in the back of her mind. “Because you really don’t want to see what I’m capable of.”
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hauntthumans · 4 months
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ANTHONY “TONY” STARK
43. pansexual. he/him. former arms dealer turned superhero. made the first iron man suit in a cave with a bunch of scrap metal. a genius. considered to be an arrogant playboy by most of the world and tries to keep up that reputation as much as he can. donates a lot to charity. was reluctant to join the avengers but ultimately decided to. fc: robert downey jr. primary.
NATALIA ALIANOVA “NATASHA ROMANOFF” ROMANOVA
30. pansexual. she/her. the best black widow the red room ever trained. joined shield in the hopes that she could do some good and make up for all the lives she’d taken. didn’t expect to join the avengers but was secretly pleased that she did. considers the team her family and will do anything for them. trusts very few. fc: anya taylor joy. primary.
LOKI LAUFEYSON
immortal. physically 30. bisexual. he/she/they. the adopted son of odin. didn’t take well to learning he was a frost giant. considers himself the rightful king of asgard, for a time. eventually learns there’s more to life than ruling. it’s never quite clear whose side he’s on. has faked his death multiple times. fc: tom hiddleston. primary.
YELENA BELOVA
25. asexual. she/her. wasn’t one of the best widows, but wasn’t one of the worst, either. she got the job done and that’s all that mattered. very protective of natasha. doesn’t like clint barton very much. very good at what she does. tends to keep to herself. fc: florence pugh. secondary.
BRUNNHILDE
immortal. physically 34. pansexual. she/her. the last remaining valkyrie. wants absolutely nothing to do with asgard. steps up to rule new asgard because she wanted to make a better place for the future generations. misses thor and her sisters from time to time but tries not to let it intervene with her work. trying to quit drinking. also trying to forget about her time on sakaar. fc: tessa thompson. secondary.
JAMES BUCHANAN “BUCKY” BARNES
physically 29. mentally 104. bisexual. he/him. the longest held prisoner of war in history. brainwashed by hydra into becoming the winter soldier over a period of seventy years. it took twenty for them to break him and he was actively working as an assassin for the next fifty. defected after steve rogers broke his programming and spent the next few years on the run, trying to remember who he was. extremely grateful to shuri for removing the winter soldier programming from his brain. considers himself in debt to her for it. fc: sebastian stan. secondary.
STEVE ROGERS
physically 30 mentally 103. bisexual. he/him. probably one of the scrawniest people to ever enlist in the army. was chosen for the serum because he was a good man. sometimes wishes he’d died in the plane crash. wishes more people would see him for steve and not captain america. tries to always do the right thing, even if it goes against the law. always feels like he’s out of place. fc: chris evans. secondary.
verses
ANTHONY “TONY” STARK
i don’t want to join your super secret boy band ; verse - pre canon
iron man. that’s kind of catchy. ; verse - canon
part of the journey is the end ; verse - post canon
sorry, earth is closed today ; verse - crossovers
NATALIA ALIANOVNA “NATASHA ROMANOFF” ROMANOVA
i got on shield’s radar in a bad way ; verse - pre canon
i’m sorry, did i step on your moment? ; verse - canon
regimes fall every day ; verse - post canon
so are we gonna talk like grownups? ; verse - crossovers
LOKI LAUFEYSON
the monster parents tell their children about at night ; verse - pre canon
burdened with glorious purpose ; verse - canon
the sun will shine on us again ; verse - post canon
i’ll have that drink now ; verse - crossovers
YELENA BELOVA
it was real to me ; verse - pre canon
we are defined by what we do ; verse - canon
coming here makes you look desperate ; verse - post canon
you’re a total poser ; verse - crossovers
BRUNNHILDE
the whole golden sham ; verse - pre canon
trying to forget my past ; verse - canon
i can’t turn away anymore ; verse - post canon
i don’t plan to stop drinking ; verse - crossovers
JAMES BUCHANAN “BUCKY” BARNES
don’t do anything stupid until i get back ; verse - pre canon
it always ends in a fight ; verse - canon
’til the end of the line ; verse - post canon
you’re taking all the stupid with you ; verse - crossovers
STEVE ROGERS
sometimes i think you like getting punched ; verse - pre canon
not a perfect soldier, but a good man ; verse - canon
i’m way past asking for permission ; verse - post canon
i can do this all day ; verse - crossovers
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mthofferings2018 · 6 years
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Cranity
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ironiccrus · 5 years
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SEND ME A ✧ AND I’LL BOLD ALL THAT APPLY TO YOUR MUSE || for @the-fire-that-burns
I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you.✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).
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characcoon · 3 years
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How the TVA classifies the Doomsdays
I go on a tangent about the weirdest of details i swear on god-
Okay. Let’s talk about how the TVA classifies the apocalypses, because it made me Think A Lot and sent me into analysis mode in 0.5 seconds.
We only get to see two documents about Doomsdays in Episode 2. The one from Asgard, the Ragnarok, and the one from Roxxcart, the Alabama storm.
The first one, Ragnarok, is a Class Seven Apocalypse, labeled Total Planetary Destruction.
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Then Loki figures out the first thing. The Loki Variant was using Apocalypses to hide their temporal signature, and we got to see that tested with Pompeii. Unfortunately, no documents on Pompeii were shown, so we don’t know its classification.
Mobius says the Variant is hiding in Apocalypses, so it has to be a “naturally-ocurring, sudden, no warning, no survivors” event. But y’see, that’s kind of Weird. Because the Ragnarok was the very opposite of all of that. I wouldn’t say it was natural, it had plenty of warnings and a handful of survivors. Pompeii, on the other hand, ticks all those boxes, so I thought that the classification was based on those factors. Because it’s Class, not Level.
I was Wrong. 
Moving forwards, Loki figures out the second thing, with the Kablooei. Alabama, 2050, Roxxcart being used as shelter for a storm. During the briefing for the mission, B-15 says it’s a Class Ten Apocalypse.  And then my brain started ticking. How is Class 10 a storm, and Class 7 a whole planet goes kaboom? How Is This Classified? 
Is it by How It Happened? Class 7 is Big Monster With Giant Sword Stabs Planet and Class 10 is Storm?
I was Wrong again!
I rewind a little bit and Boom, right there, very easy to miss (VERY easy, I had to go frame by frame because it gets blurred super fast). In the Alabama file, it says "Class Ten Apocalypse - Entire Town Annihilation, Planetary Body Intact.”
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So, it is by Intensity, with 10 being the smallest and 1 the biggest level. I wouldn’t have figured out it was Backwards like that tho, if it wasn’t for a friend on Discord, so kudos for friend. I was going crazy trying to make sense of that.
Class 10, town vanishes off the map. Class 7, an entire planetary civilization dies. Heavens know what Class 1 would be like, but in my opinion, it would be the destruction of the Sacred Timeline itself and nothing else. 
That “Planetary Body Intact” part got to me, so I believe it is merely an addition and doesn’t interfere with the classification. Case in point, Thanos’ Snap event. Very Big Thing. I would totally slap that in Class 3 or 4, because Half The Universe Said Bye, but no planets were destroyed, as far as we know.
And about Pompeii, I am sure that would be Class Ten.
TL;DR: The classification is by Intensity, with 10 being the smallest and 1 the biggest level. Planetary condition is an addition that doesn’t interfere directly with the classification.
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rahullkohli · 3 years
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i literally love this version of loki so much that i could explode. he's so full and lovely and rounded and layered. this is the loki i deserve!
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beginagaininspo · 2 years
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LOKI LAUFEYSON
“Trust my rage.”
Made for @glxrious-purpose for the Begin Again Holiday Exchange!
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libertycaps · 3 years
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“Are you going to let a pumpkin talk to you like that?” || @glxrious-purpose
Steve walked through the door of a store and was greeted by the Halloween decorations, a skeleton in a top hat saying good morning to you sir. The mice that usually hung out on his fire escape asked if he had the weather forecast. The ducks chattered amongst themselves, managing to out-talk even Sharon. Not all entities were quite so polite, though. Steve walked down the street (not exactly used to his pre-serum body again, but at least remembering how it felt to move in it) and tripped over a pumpkin precariously placed at the edge of a front porch, receiving quite the exasperated response.
“Hey, buddy! Watch where yer feckin’ going!”
Steve blinked a few times at the pumpkin, wondering what made it Scottish of all things, and then he heard a familiar voice (one that still made him go cold all over, even years later). Would Loki recognise him in this form? Maybe if he didn’t turn around … “I stood on him,” Steve said, giving a slight cough to clear his throat, keeping his head determinedly down. “Seems fair he has something to say about it.”
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