#charlie the pittie

[charlie-thepitbull]

[purposefully-lost]

It's only fitting that Buster would be a pitbull now right

[riewiggles]

Be Happy Like Charlie (Pupguinz0)

No sad, only happi boi

[laupsporai]

[toastyghostcriticalblog]

i pitty the fans who makes theories on why Charlie couldn’t free angel from Valentino or killed him because most of them are like “if Charlie frees angel that means Valentino would try to kill him or hurt her friends” or “Valentino is more powerful than Charlie that’s why she couldn’t help angel” like how do I tell them that the reason why angel isn’t free or Valentino isn’t dead because viv Ralph and the rest of weird ass people gets off from angel being abuse and they find Valentino hot😭

[chaifootsteps]

Vaggie is a wasted character… She can almost be my top favorite but she doesn't even has a reliable background. In this new lore of hers she used to be one if not the best exterminator for maybe years, decades, centuries, who knows? they never explain it but they do show her saying that it has been a lot since she really meant to stab someone and missed it, so she was a merciless killer but suddenly felt guilty/pitty out of nowhere and had mercy on a child which is actually a hellborn since he looks a lot like a cannibal and exterminators are supposed not to kill hellborns? Wtf. Also not knowing angels can be harmed but her eye was stucked out and her wings ripped off by an angelic sword? And one of the worst is her being Charlie's simp…Her whole role and arc is based on her struggling with herself not being enough for Charlie and that's it, but not satisfied with that she didn't even managed to be useful neither for Charlie or the hotel... MY GOD! What was the point of her recovering her wings by the power of love/script, which is also ridiculous, if she didn't even used them from the very beggining and got Dazzle killed?! Also why didn't she recovered her missing eye if already her wings? On battle, even with one arm left Lute still gave her a hard time fighting her an Vaggie struggled with that as if she didn't had both of her arms..!! This only exhibits that she was not even written, if we remove all relationships from her and just let her be she would still be as unnecesary and irrelevant for the sotry events, she never did something meaningful; the commercial? Alastor himself did it, acquire weapons from Carmilla? Again Alastor could have did that, they are overlords…

I hate to say this but if we remove her from the whole story as if never existed it barely changes and not even as a drastic or remarkable one…

Can you imagine how cool that could potentially be, an arc that really rolls up its sleeves and delves deep into how much Vaggie loved being an exterminator, or at the very least loved stabbing people?

[shelbgrey]

Next to me(Emmett Cullen)

Chapter 8: the missing Cullen

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The next day Edward didn't show up to school. As I stared at his empty seat in geometry with a nasty pit in my stomach. He couldn't be gone for good right? All his siblings are here, and he's sure as hell isn't sick. Even if we just met I wanted to consider him a friend. I felt slightly lonely without him due to the fact we had almost every class together.

At lunch time I looked over to the Cullen table and everyone was there except Edward. They didn't really act like it was a big deal he wasn't there. Alice and Stefan were playing cards as the rest of them talked amongst themselves.

“hay, you want to set with us?” Alice said suddenly appearing by my side. I chuckled and jumped back as she startled me. She smiled. “sorry, didn't me to scare you”

I quickly shook it off “its fine...and sure” she smiled and linked my arm with her's. “great!”

“hi, guys” I said shyly as I walked up to their table with Alice. Emmett smiled big and pulled out the empty seat that was next to him. As I sat down I felt millions of suprised eyes. They acted like they've never seen anything like it.

“what's up, Wolfy?” Damon smirked. His smile fell and turned to Emmett. “did you kick me?”

“no, I did” Rosalie said casually. I slightly chuckled.

Damon pouted towards me. “I'm the abused one as you can see” his brother Stefan rolled his eyes then turned to me.

“he's not, and I'm Stefan” I nodded and shook his hand. “I know... We have history together” I then turned to Alice's boyfriend. “your in That class too, your Jasper right?”

Jasper softly smiled and nodded. “pleasure to finally meet you”

Damon nodded. “yeah nice to finally have a conversation with the girl Emmett won't shut up about” Emmett shot him glare as my cheeks burn a light pink.

“you know this is totally bizarre, right?” I asked. “We're supposed to be enemies”

Emmett shrugged like he didn't care. “We're know to not follow rules... And the treaty doesn't say we can't hang out, we just can't be in each other's territory” I looked at him and smiled. Theses people seemed are too good to be true. It was refreshing to be expected for what you are and not get pittied, or just knew you for your roten luck.

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When I got home from school I raced to kitchen and grabbed a pair of keys I haven't touched in a long time. I opened up what me and Owen called the forbidden drawer. I sighed as I stared at the box. The inside of it was lined with red and white checkered paper that was slowly peeling. The only thing in there was some gold keys with a Ford Keychain holding them together.

I sighed as I picked up my father's motorcycle keys. My middle finger slipped into the key ring as I squeezed the keys in my hand as I walked into the living room

“tell uncle Charlie I'm taking the motorcycle out” Owen looked up from his home work and Bella looked up from her copy of gone with the wind

“why are you talking dad's motorcycle out?” Owen asked. I shrugged and fiddled with the keys making them make a soothing clinking sound.

“a-are you sure charl- dad will let you take it out?” Bella stuttered from the couch. I shrugged. “it's mine.. Dad left it to me”

“o-oh I'm sorry, I didn't know” she said running her fingers through her hair nervously. I rolled my eyes and walked passed them both. “see ya in a bit”

“love ya sis!” I heard as the front door closed. I was quick to put up my blue hood over my head then slip my leather jacket over the hoodie to keep warm.

I nervously walked into the garage were the glossy navy blue motorcycle was. I felt the tears prick the conner of my eyes as I ran my hand across the seat and handel bars. I nodded to myself as I got the courage to get on the bike.

After I got comfortable on the bike I slipped on the light blue helmet that had gold angle wings on it. The tears won and fell down my cheeks at the comfort the helmet had. The thing still had the smell of my dad's cologne. It felt like he was right there and son of a bitch I  wish he was. I wish he was there to teach me how to ride this thing like he promised. I wish my mom was there to tell me everything will be alright. I quickly shook the thought and drove away from the house.

It was so dark when I finally decided to take a pit stop near the woods. There was so called animal sightings and wanted to video tape it. For the first time in what feels like forever I open up my video camera. The supposed small camera still felt big and heavy in my hand. I studied it for a bit as I lend on on my dad's bike. The old marvel stickers on it was peeling and some of them was just plain white and the characters were gone.

The crack on side of it made my hand clinch around it. Another painful reminder of my parents demise. I had it with me the day they died and it got cracked on impact.

My thoughts were cut off by a pair of headlights. I used my hand to shield the brightness from my eyes as a group of guys filled out. I didn't recognize any of them and that made my stomach turn. I pulled out my pocket knife as I started to regret coming out tonight.

<Next chapter>

[mysticwolfentertainment]

I'm really interested in your fallen angel Alastor au. Could you tell a little about it?

Oh yeah!! Its not got the most development yet but so far:

Alastor, seeing Charlie in danger, rushes to her rescue without a second thought (this isn't well established but in the little comic). Adam was about to strike her down and Lucifer wasn't going to get to her in time, then Alastor swoops in, getting slashed by Adam's spear across the back. (lets just assume Adam's signature weapon was tossed aside or something during the battle before the comic.)

Well, after the fight, give or take a couple of weeks, Alastor starts developing this horrible pain in his back. That pain is due to new wings sprouting from where he got injured by the angelic weapon. (some sort of cosmic, unconcious force is behind whether sinners can be redeemed or not in this AU) Turns out, in saving Charlie, Alastor WAS redeemed, but pretty much immediately fell due to an unknown, unconcious desition to stay, trying to protect Charlie.

That's why the wings growing hurt so much. The wings growing due to redemption was an irriversable change to his body, but the pain was a punishment for falling again.

Once everyone realizes what Alastor growing wings means, Charlie and Lucifer try again to convince heaven that the plan to redeem sinners works. All the while, Alastor is incredibly uncomfortable with being the example. He's been 'the example' long enough in his existence, he doesn't want to continue to be. There's back and forth about the legitimacy of Alastor's redemption, seeing as he immediately fell again, but Charlie argues that was to help HER (which... It was).

Alastor quickly becomes more and more and more uncomfortable with being in either heaven or hell, especially with EVERYONE looking at him for what he is now. He just wants to hide somewhere. And eventually, he does.

(side note, at this point, Alastor is also very uncomfortable because he doesn't know how to fly or take proper care of his wings, and its later discovered this wasn't just a contributing factor to his mental discomfort, but the whole lot.)

Eventually, Lucifer does find Al in whatever hiding place he's found, and, being a fallen angel himself, takes pitty on the newly fallen angel and helps Alastor figure all this shit out. With the deal that he actually help Charlie prove redemption works, seeing as it did with him.

Lucifer is pretty hesitant to help Alastor too much, which gets on Al's nerves, leading to a heated but ending funny confrontation:

Al: "this would go a lot quicker if you'd just SHOW me instead of hoping i understand."

Luci: "you.. Dont know too much about birds, do ya?"

Al: "???"

Luci: "yeah didnt think so. If i touch your wings too much, thats how birds get horny!!"

Al: "😰"

Luci: "eeeeexactly"

Aaaaand other than devolving into fluffy radioapple territory, that's all ive got for now 😃!!

[ieatmilipedes]

Silly Adventure time! Heres some Lore!

Charlie Is Betty and Simons Biological daughter from another timeline where simon never wore the crown and the earth never went to shit In a Nuclear way.

She goes Into her Dads Attic to Snoop around and Finds the crown herself, Usually it Would End with her Putting It on and Becoming the Blizzard Wizard and Her causing another Iceage or Nuclear winter

But somehow she ends Up getting pulled Into the Deserts of Ooo.

She is Suprisingly Aware of Her Situation and How She isin't In the world she Knows anymore and Takes It as You would Expect

she tries her best to survive but Is basically on the brink of death. She stumbles uppon a Temple and Collapses

Uppon collapsing the Temples Gaurdian, The Sphinx Sphinx Takes Pitty On Her and Brings Her inside. For the Next year It nurses Her back to health and Grows attached to Charlie, Eventually Giving Her a Magical artifact to Help with Her survival. As a Result she Becomes Dune Wizard

[antiquitea]

this past weekend, we lost our sweet baby man, charlie. he had been diagnosed with kidney failure earlier in the week, and while we weren't exactly shocked, we thought we'd have a bit more time. but he told us on saturday morning that he was very tired, and would like to rest.

he had everyone at the emergency vet wrapped around his pittie paws within ten minutes. one of the techs took him back to get his vitals, and when she returned he was draped in a fuzzy pink blanket. "he looked cold so we gave him a blanket!" and the vet who helped him cross the rainbow bridge told us that we had a very special little guy.

charlie found the energy to have one last (if not subdued) wrestling session with his dad, and kept wagging his tail right until the end. before the big sedative hit he opened his eyes wide and looked into mine one last time, as if to say, "i'm okay, mum. i'm just gonna have a nap. i love you."

my heart is so broken. three years was not long enough. i thought we'd have so much more time, both because he was so healthy until his kidneys failed him, and because we didn't expect his disease to progress so quickly. but we'd always want more time.

i keep telling myself that we crammed so much love and joy into the three years that we had him, that it made up for the eight years he was neglected and a stray a million times over, and he didn't need to stay any longer. but god, i wish he could have.

i'll love you forever, charlie bear. i'll see you in the rainbows.

sir charles winston [redacted] iii 07.30.2012 - 02.17.2024

[bonesandthebees]

So chapter 8 of Glass Divine. I love the way you do foreshadowing. I feel like at this point I’m trained to pay attention to every little detail you write. Q puts the glass to the side and you mention him not turning the water on after he raised out Tommy’s glass. This was always the plan. Wilbur being sent away for the ‘tab’ too. That’s a clear code word and Charlie is being used as a distraction whether he knows it or not. As soon as the ‘credit reader’ came out I knew it was probably a scanner having something to do with DNA because why else would you point it out.

And then Q shows Tommy and I was sold on the idea. I love how Tommy’s eyes narrow and it was probably because there was so little info and that’s very suspicious combined with everything else Tommy knows about Wilbur. Q seems puzzled by it too. Maybe he’ll try and dig more himself. (also Tommy looking up after presumably reading the name or maybe comparing the picture is an extra hint)

Then there’s Tommy acting a little off on the way down. I think he already knows he’s going to use the name and is either hyping himself up mentally or going through the conversation. He’s probably also sad he had to figure it out this way instead of getting the name from Wilbur. Also, Wilbur did add another extra pile of “I am very brainwashed and not okay” while talking to Q and Tommy possibly overheard that Schlatt doesn’t even listen to him (and if he didn’t he has even info to figure it out by now). So Tommy probably pitties Wilbur a lot and wants to help him, but I do not agree with the way he’s doing it at least.

And it’s not about whether or not he has a right to. Wilbur tried to kill him, Tommy went behind his back and used his DNA to find his name and use it without permission. Both these things are fucked up. Tommy is trying to be respectful about it by telling Wilbur that if he wants to be called by a different name, Tommy will do it. But he doesn’t seem to see the problem or possible backfire he’s causing. It’s making Wilbur so uncomfortable which is in turn making me uncomfortable, so good you on that.

Also, I wonder if Tommy felt bad at all, both for using the name and because Wilbur asked if he was alright before he did it. Like he showed care and that progress is definitely gone now. Though Tommy had to use it in the way me did to know it was the right name. Wilbur’s reaction shows that it was his actual name and he has not heard it in a while. He’s reaction is incredibly extreme too, I’m surprised Tommy didn’t immediately backtrack. But he is a stubborn kid and he seems to have decided that this is the way he’s going to convince Wilbur that he’s a person without realising that he’s still dehumanising him by going behind his back, invading his privacy and that actively ignoring the fact that calling him by his name seems to actilvy hurt him.

Good chapter, Bee. I have very mixed feelings towards this series of events.

-🌲

aaa thank you spruce!! I love using foreshadowing for sure. I definitely wanted people to get suspicious of the whole credit scanner bit, but not make it obvious what was going on. just a "well this COULD be happening but I don't know" until we get to the end of the chapter and tommy uses wilbur's name

tommy was narrowing his eyes both because he was curious why there was so little info on the file, and also because he was trying to get a good look at the picture to see if it was in fact his guy or a different file. but also it's tommy learning the pythia's name for the first time. he's been wondering what his name is for ages and it's finally written right in front of him. it's just a moment of, "huh, it fits him"

oh yeah that's why tommy was quiet the whole way down. he was trying to figure out how tf he was going to use it, and also debating if he wanted to do that or not. because tommy DOES feel guilty about going behind his back to get that info, but it's coming from a place of genuine care.

yeah it doesn't matter whether tommy had a right to do this or not. wilbur literally tried to murder him a week ago. they've both done fucked up things to the other, and honestly? tommy's crime is far less severe than wilbur's. invading someone's privacy with good intent vs literally trying to kill them are two very different things. and like I've said in other asks, tommy gives him the option to say a different name. he just doesn't want to participate in the dehumanization of him anymore. he wants a name for him instead of a title. and that's what's upsetting wilbur. yes, part of it is that he hasn't heard his own name in so long it's very uncomfortable for him, but it's more about the fact that he's being called by a name at all. he would still be uncomfortable if tommy just made up a random name to call him like steve or something. maybe he'd be a bit less panicked, but it wouldn't be something he was okay with.

so tommy tried to make it as easy as possible, but this isn't something he's going to back down from. he doesn't want the pythia to think of himself as less of a person anymore. and the thing is, they were getting nowhere with the pythia as things were progressing. sure, he was less hostile, but he's still extremely defensive over the pythian traditions like him not being considered a person. any attempt at debate just upsets him. so maybe if he had a bit more patience he would've been rewarded, but maybe it wouldn't have. and tommy isn't a patient person. he's convinced this is going to help wilbur in the long run, so it's worth it to him.

sorry for the mixed feelings lol but I'm so glad you enjoyed!

[zot3-flopped]

I’m sorry the whole purpose of this documentary is to emotional manipulate people whether it’s his fans or for the GP by talking about his mother and sister death and putting a cute scenes with Freddie , the whole thing from what I read and from the interviews from his team ( Charlie , his manager …) is just a pitty party it’s just so infuriating, like there are so many talented people who didn’t get half the chances Louis gets and still he isn’t satisfied and wants the same thing 1d gets

He just isn't realistic about his abilities or his appeal. I can't remember other minor members of boybands having this kind of ego. Can you imagine Howie from Take That thinking he was entitled to Robbie Williams' career?

[yourmoonmomma]

Definitely want to hear about last night 😏🙃

HEHE OKAY I PROMISE IT IS NOT EXCITING ENOUGH TO WARRANT THE SMIRK EMOJI i just like to force you guys to hear about my boring life <333

So I texted Mik when I got home from work, to ask what she was doing. She said she was going to hang out with her friend Daniel (maybe? i might have his name wrong) from Twitter, but that she would LOVE it if I came, so she would ask him. She asked, he said that was fine. So I went to pick her up, we got booze, and went to his place. We get there, he has this adorable big ol pitty with a black collar with spikes, named Loki. A big suck, wanted to cuddle the whole time, thought it was a lap dog despite its size. BUT Loki is afraid of backpacks </3 so he bit Mik on the ass when she took her backpack off, and bit my hand when I grabbed her bag LOL

Okay sorry, quick break from my story to share that Jayson is currently listening to Christmas music?? Very loudly?? Anywho...

So we all have a drink (well I had a drink bc I was driving, while they had a few) and did some other shtuff. I was super uncomfortable though because while I'm sure Daniel is nice, he was very loud & just would not let Mik or I talk at all, and when we did, it's because he was texting on his phone, not listening. I texted Mik to tell her I wanted to leave, so she said we had to go to the queer bistro in town to meet a friend, and that we "might" come back. We leave for the bistro, meet up with Charlie, who was performing, BUT this guy from Fetlife, Michaelo?? I think? Idk, was there performing as well. He came over to chat with us after, which I hated as well, because it was like... almost 11pm and I was sober and TIRED. And also his convo topics were weird. He asked if I did anything for Mother's Day, which I scoffed at and said "no way" and he was like "oh why not?" and I was like ????? and then, when I just stared, flabbergasted, he said "Do you not have a good relationship with your mom?" Like BRO you can't ask a stranger that !

The bistro closes at 11pm on Wednesdays, so we left shortly after, and she picked up shtuff from Adam to bring back to Daniel's place, as she decided she did want to go back - though I was just gonna drop her off & head home. But the whole drive back to his place, he was texting Mik practically BEGGING for me to come back too because he thought I was hot & fun & cool & wanted to have a threesome with us. Which I did not share the same sentiment about him, at least, not sober. And that type of talk makes Mik insecure, which I definitely don't want her feeling!! So anyway I did not go back, but she did, and I think she had fun.

We both agreed though, that her & I, would have no problem hooking up. And we had a good chat about Martina. And cemented our plans for the concert next Friday! ANYWAY idk it was both amazing and shitty LOL! I'm glad I went out, and I can't wait to see her this weekend <3

[shelbgrey]

Next to me(Emmett Cullen)

Chapter 3: new school year

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“First day of school, time to get up” i said gently waking Owen up. He groaned and rolled over on his stomach. “I don't want to go to school” he said as the pillow muffled his voice.

“Get up buddy, chop, chop!” I said as I started flickering the lights. Owen squinted his eyes and sighed. “Okay, im up…im up”

I smiled and dashed into my room to get changed. I didn’t do anything too special, just some ripped jeans and an Elvis shirt then my leather jacket. After I looked presentable for society I jogged down stairs where the other two were. Bella was quietly eating an apple and Owen was sitting on the counter eating lucky charms straight from the box.

“Good morning guys, where’s Charlie?” I asked.

“char-Dad already left for work” Bella stuttered. I nodded, grabbing a cereal bar and putting it in my pocket.

“So..you want a ride to school? We have to drop Owen off first but-”

“N-no thanks…um Billy and Jacob Black got me a truck” she said trying not to sound rude. I nodded at her slowly thinking she’s a lot stranger than I remembered.

“ain't she a pleasure in the morning” Owen said eating a hand full of just lucky charm marshmallows. I rolled my eyes and shoved my text books in my bag. “we should probably get going” Owen threw his backpack over his shoulder and quickly grabbed the box of cereal before heading for my impala.

“Okay then…see ya at school then” I yelled out to Bella as we walked out the door.

“she's not very talkative, is she?” Owen chuckled as he clicked his seatbelt in.

“just let her get used to us again” I mumbled as we started our trip to our schools.

Owen went to the middle school on the reservation with Seth Clearwater so it was a little ways away from Forks High, but I didn't mind.

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“you must be the new girl” a voice said as I shut my locker making me jump. “umm y-yeah I'm Y/n” I looked at the boy he was taller than me with dark hair. He looked friendly but I wasn't sure.

“hay I'm Eric... Hay isn't there supposed to be another one of you?” he asked

I looked around the halls as I adjusted my backpack strap. "yeah, my cousin isabella, I don't know where she is” I wanted to avoid her at all costs this year. She wasn't all that bad but I felt like I should get through my last two years of school by myself.

“well I'm the eyes and ears of this school.. Help you out any way I can” he said with a big smile. I looked around slightly overwhelmed by his kindness. It was nice that he didn't look at me with pitty and he didn't feel forced to be nice to me.

“come on Eric give the girl some breathing room” another male voice said. I looked up and smiled at the familiar dark skin and chocolate brown eyes. I immediately passed Eric and gave Tyler a big hug.

“hay Ty” I smiled at my old friend.

“good to see ya kid” the three of us continued down the hallway. I would be lying if I said in didn't like the two guy's company. Eric on my left than Tyler on my right the three of us just talked. We found out we had most of our classes together and I was lucky enough to get a locker next to Tyler.

“so it looks like you have Geometry first" Tyler said reading my schedule as I grabbed the essential things for my classes. “that sucks, I don't have that class”

He handed me back my schedule. “but we have English together next hour” he smiled. I nodded adjusting my books in my arms.

“alright, well I'll see you guys later” I wayed good bye to the two boys and headed the opposite direction. I travled down the crowed hallway and read each door trying to find English-3. I wondered a little longer then made a sharp turn which lead me to coiled with something that felt rock solid. I fell on my butt as my books scadered.

“oh, I'm sorry” I soft voice mumbled as he helped me gather all my books. I stood up first and saw a boy about my age with reddish-brown hair and golden eyes. His eyes were kind and soft but his face was brooding and hard.

As he stood up the reached smell of vampire engulfed my senses. I wanted to scrunch my nose or cover... Something but I didn't want to be rude. From his expression my smell didn't exactly appeal to him either.

He looked down at the book he grabed. “this is amazing... You got a great eye” he said looking at my sketch book.

“thanks...” he softly smiled and hand me the sketch book. “umm... You know where Geometry 2 is?”

The Boy nodded and motioned for me to follow. “I'm y/n Swan by the way”

“Edward Cullen, pleasure to meet you...” he nodded.

"he seems nice... I hope he doesn't care I'm Shifter"

Edward chuckled. “no I don't particularly care at the moment” he said. I raised an eye brow at him wondering where that came from. I'm pretty sure I just thought it.

“and I think your nice too” he said opening the door to our class. I nodded thinking this Vampire was a total nut job.

As we walked in a younger teacher looked up and smiled. He was a bit small for his age and had platinum blonde hair. “good morning, you must be Y/n Swan, right? I'm Mr. Booth”

I nodded and shyly smiled. “I am... Nice to meet you” he smiled back as I set down in the back with Edward. I looked over at Edward and felt content and I didn't know why. He was a simple guy and he seemed like someone I could be friends with.

“thanks for showing me around... You didn't half too” I mumbled softly knowing he could hear me loud and clear. Edward shrugged and took out one of his note books.

“I know about the treaty... If you don't want to hang around me I understand” I mumbled as I watched Mr. Booth scribble a equation on the white board.

“you don't live on the reservation... And as long as we're not on each other's lands I don't particularly care if you hang around me or not” he said back.

I nodded feeling like he was forced to say that. And I particularly didn't want a friend that was just there when we're in a classroom. And what we are or what part of the supernatural spectrum we're on shouldn't justify who we hang around or like.

I didn't saying to him the rest of the class and when the bell rang I didn't waist anytime exiting the class room to meet up with Tyler and Eric so we could go to English-3

[miniepsds]

se tem uma coisa que falho em ser brasileira e não gostar das nossas músicas brs atuais. sinceramente sinto falta de quando o rock brasileiro era o que movia a gente e o que mais fazia sucesso. pitty, charlie brown jr, cpm22 e outras bandas como essas.

ai você me questiona "ah tem música em inglês com teor pior que brasileira" pois também não escuto. inclusive falando sobre um hit recente, acho unholy grotesca e péssima.