#chili olie

[bbqbastard]

Tataki van Rund bij een heerlijke Bowl Ramen

[gardening-guy]

my first tomato from my garden!!!!! 🍅🎉🎉🥹🌶️

i came back two weekends ago from a very tedious family reunion out of state and it was awful but then i got to harvest this lil tomato + a ton of chili peppers when i got home!!

[riot-control-camp]

one of these days i will have comprehensive Thoughts about t4t milo and sweetheart, particularly both of them as transmasc-- that day is not today but Someday

[objective-love]

Hi my objectum awakening was my first childhood crush: A cartoon fridge!

That's all for now! ✨

[pokemanix]

Welcome to POKEMANIX

Enjoy your stay. I like reblogging pkmn stuff of all kinds! That includes fanart and official stuff

I also post pkmn card posts for every pkmn character. If your favourite isn't up yet, they either don't have a card or theyre in the queue.

Official Pokemon Trainer Cards Easy List;

Gen 1

Red, Blue, Green, Leaf, Ash Ketchum, Mom, Professor Oak, Imposter Professor Oak, Daisy Oak, Bill, Celio, Mr. Fuji, Copycat, Giovanni, Jessie and James, Butch and Cassidy, Sird, Team Rocket Grunts, Brock, Misty, Lt. Surge, Erika, Koga, Sabrina, Blaine, Lorelei, Bruno, Agatha, Lance

Gen 2

Ethan, Kris, Lyra, Mom, Professor Elm, Silver, Eusine, Mary, Mr. Pokemon, Kurt, Buena, Archer, Ariana, Proton, Petrel, Falkner, Bugsy, Whitney, Morty, Chuck, Jasmine, Pryce, Clair, Janine, Will, Karen

Gen 3

Brendan, May, Mom, Professor Birch, Wally, Zinnia, Scott, Mr. Briney, Mr. Stone, Gabby and Ty, Lanette, Brigette, Professor Cozmo, Captain Stern, Aarune, Lisia, Archie, Matt, Shelly, Maxie, Tabitha, Courtney, Team Aqua Grunts, Team Magma Grunts, Roxanne, Brawly, Wattson, Flannery, Norman, Winona, Tate, Liza, Wallace, Juan, Sidney, Phoebe, Glacia, Drake, Steven Stone, Noland, Greta, Tucker, Lucy, Spenser, Brandon, Anabel

Gen 4

Lucas, Dawn, Johanna (Mom), Professor Rowan, Barry, Felicity, Looker, Roxy and Oli, Cheryl, Riley, Mira, Buck, Marley, Bebe, Roseanne, Cyrus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Team Galactic Grunts, Charon, Roark, Gardenia, Maylene, Crasher Wake, Fantina, Byron, Candice, Volkner, Aaron, Bertha, Flint, Lucian, Cynthia, Palmer, Thorton, Dahlia, Darach, Argenta

Gen 5

Hilbert, Hilda, Nate, Rosa, Mom (BW), Mom (B2W2), Professor Juniper, Cedric Juniper, Fennel, Cheren, Bianca, Hugh, N, Colress, Ghetsis, Zinzolin, Gorm, Bronius, Giallo, Ryoku, Rood, Anthea, Concordia, Shadow Triad, Team Plasma Grunts, Cilan, Chili, Cress, Lenora, Burgh, Elesa, Clay, Skyla, Brycen, Drayden, Iris, Roxie, Marlon, Shauntal, Marshal, Grimsley, Caitlin, Alder, Benga, Ingo, Emmet

Gen 6

Calem, Serena, Grace (Mom), Professor Augustine Sycamore, Shauna, Tierno, Trevor, Alexa, Cassius, Inver, Sina, Dexio, Gurkinn, Bonnie, Emma, AZ, Lysandre, Chalmers, Aliana, Bryony, Celosia, Marie, Xerosic, Team Flare Grunts, Viola, Grant, Korrina, Ramos, Clemont, Valerie, Olympia, Wulfric, Malva, Siebold, Wikstrom, Drasna, Diantha, Dana, Evelyn, Morgan, Nita, Kali, Katherine

Gen 7

Elio, Selene, Mom, Professor Kukui, Professor Burnet, Lillie, Hau, Samson Oak, Guzma, Plumeria, Gladion, Team Skull Grunts, Lusamine, Wicke, Faba, Aether Paradise Employees, Phyco, Dulse, Soliera, Zossie, Ilima, Lana, Kiawe, Mallow, Sophocles, Acerola, Mina, Hala, Olivia, Nanu, Hapu, Kahili, Molayne, Mohn, Ryuki

Gen 8

Victor, Gloria, Mum, Professor Magnolia, Sonia, Hop, Bede, Marnie, Sordward, Shielbert, Ball Guy, Team Yell Grunts, Rose, Oleana, Milo, Nessa, Kabu, Bea, Allister, Opal, Gordie, Melony, Piers, Raihan, Leon, Cara Liss, Jack, Dan, Mustard, Klara, Avery, Honey, Hyde, Peony, Peonia, Digging Duo, Koko

Hisui

Rei, Akari, Professor Laventon, Kamado, Cyllene, Zisu, Pesselle, Tao Hua, Sanqua, Colza, Beni, Ress, Rye, Cogita, Choy, Anthe, Charm, Clover, Coin, Vessa, Adaman, Mai, Arezu, Iscan, Melli, Sabi, Irida, Lian, Calaba, Palina, Gaeric, Pearl Clan Members, Diamond Clan Members, Ginter, Volo, Tuli, Mani

Gen 9

Florian, Juliana, Professor Sada, Professor Turo, Nemona, Arven, Penny, Clavell, Jacq, Dendra, Miriam, Raifort, Saguaro, Salvatore, Tyme, Katy, Brassius, Iono, Kofu, Larry, Ryme, Tulip, Grusha, Rika, Poppy, Hassel, Geeta, Giacomo, Mela, Atticus, Ortega, Eri, Carmen, Youssef, Team Star Grunts, Carmine, Kieran, Perrin, Kitakami Caretaker, Billy and O'Nare, Briar, Cyrano, Drayton, Lacey, Crispin, Amarys, Liko, Roy, Friede, Dot

Go

Professor Willow, Candela, Blanche, Spark

Other

Imakuni?, Holon, Trainer Classes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), Pokemon Center Ladies, NPCs (1, 2, 3, 4)

[guanomole]

Huomasin vasta kotona et mun indian cube ruuas oli neljä chili merkkiä. Rukoilkaa puolestani.

[pidempikorsi]

Tofu Curry

Blogin suosikkiresepti kahdeksan vuoden takaa päivitettynä. Alla oleva resepti on enemmän kastike, jonka voi nauttia mieleisen lisukkeen kanssa kun taas vanhempi resepti oli täyteläinen tofukeitto nuudeleilla (Tofu curry Hot Pot).

Edelleen resepti on todella helppo ja varma tapa valmistaa herkullista tofuruokaa. Toivottavasti innostut testaamaan reseptiä!

Tofu curry neljälle

rypsiöljyä 300 g marinoitua Jalotofua 1 sipuli 2-3 valkosipulinkynttä 2 cm pätkä inkivääriä ½ punainen chilipalko 1 punainen paprika 1 rkl currya 2 tl kurkumaa 1-2 tl paprikajauhetta tölkki kookosmaitoa 1 kasvisliemikuutio noin 400 g parsakaalia suolaa tarvittaessa

Taputtele tofu kuivaksi talouspaperilla. Kuutioi tofu suupaloiksi. Lorauta pannulle öljyä, kuumenna ja paista tofut pinnalta rapeiksi. Ota tofut sivuun.

Pilko sipuli, valkosipuli, chili, paprika ja parsakaali. Kuori ja raasta inkivääri. Kuullota sipulit ja inkivääri pannulla. Lisää pannulle mausteet sekä paprika ja parsakaali. Kaada päälle kookosmaito ja murskaa sekaan kasvisliemikuutio. Lisää tarvittaessa vettä. Anna porista noin 5 minuuttia ja lisää joukkoon paistetut tofukuutiot.

Tarjoile nuudelien tai riisin kanssa.

[telaviv-delhi]

Dolgok, amiket ne igyatok: Dragon, siente el poder. Az Orbánból facsart hullabólé fékolajjal ízesítve, mindez Németh Szilárd másnapos fingjával buborékoltatva, mindezt Semjén Zsolt szentlelkével és szájszagával felspécizve. Csak elszánt mazochistákna! Viszont ez volt a legolcsóbb a kínainál (itt a teljes kiskereskedelmet kínaiak uralják, ritka a helyi arc a kasszagépnél). A kínai az új... najó, hagyjuk.

És lőn, hogy a földön minden dolgot megteremtett az Úr, de az emberek szíve megkeményedett, és szomjúságuk oltására nem a tiszta források vizét keresték, hanem az alvilág italát, a *Dragon* nevezetű pokol szülötte üdítőt.

Mondá az Úr az ő népének: „Ó, ti balgatagok, halljátok meg az intő szót! Ne igyátok a *Dragon*-t, melynek címkéjén íródik: *Siente el poder* (Érezd az erőt). Mert ez az erő nem az én erőm, hanem az Orbánból facsart hullabólé, melyet a legocsmányabb fékolajjal ízesítettek. És látni fogjátok, hogy az italt Németh Szilárd másnapos fingjával buborékoltatják, míg az ördöglihegésű Semjén Zsolt szent lelkével és szájszagával spékelik fel e szentségtörő nedűt.”

És lőn, hogy csak az elszánt mazochisták, kik megvetik az életük értékét, nyúltak e szörnyű ital után. De azok, kik bölcsek voltak, féltek és távol tartották magukat e bűnös keveréktől.

És mondá a próféta: „Bár ezen ital volt a legolcsóbb a kínaiaknál, ne feledjétek, hogy mi olcsó, az néha drágán megfizettetik. Mert íme, a földnek kiskereskedelmét a kínaiak uralják, de ritka az a helyi arc, mely mosolyogva kínálja nektek e szörnyűséget.”

És így zárta mondandóját: „A kínai az új... najó, hagyjuk. Ne a sárkány erejét keressétek, hanem az élet vizét, mely tiszta és szent. Mert bizony mondom néktek, ki issza a *Dragon* italát, annak lelke elvész, és teste is megfizet.” Ámen.

Update:

Ilyent se vegyetek a kicsiny szájacskátokba.

És lőn, hogy a földnek minden táján, kik porból vétettek és porrá lesznek, megkóstolták a *Surti Mix* nevezetű szörnyűséget, melyet az Úr ellensége, az alvilág mestere, küldött a világra.

Monda az Úr, „Ím, lássátok, mit hozott el nektek a kárhozatnak fenevada! Egyvelegje a búzának, melyet oly sokáig becsültek, és vegyítettek hozzá tüzes fűszereket, hogy a nyelveknek s a gyomroknak kínjait nevelje.”

És amikor megnyitották a zsákot, a gonosz szelleme kiszabadult, és betöltötte a helyet kénköves füstjével. Az emberek nyúltak érte, de mikor ajkaikhoz emelték, érezték a csípős chili és a citrom savanyú elegyének maró hatását, és fohászkodtak a mennyek Urához, hogy szabadítsa meg őket e gyötrelemtől.

De az Úr mondá: „Bízzatok, mert ez a próbatétel eljő, hogy megtanuljátok, miként álljatok ellen az ellenség csábításának. Ne feledjétek, a szívetekben van az erő, hogy ne kóstoljatok többé e bűnös snackből.”

És látták, hogy kik fogyasztják e keveréket, a szenvedés ráncaival lettek megjelölve, gyomraik összeszorultak, s nyelveik égtek, mintha a pokol tüze lobogna bennük.

És lőn, hogy a népek közül sokan megfogadták, hogy többé nem veszik fel e halálos ínyencséget. De voltak olyanok is, akik újra és újra visszatértek hozzá, mert megfertőztettek a bűnös kívánalom által.

Ámde mondá az Úr az ő népének: „Álljatok ellen az ördögi *Surti Mix* csábításának, hogy megmaradjatok az igazság útján. Mert bizony mondom nektek, jobb a kenyér morzsáit enni, mint e gonosz keveréket, mely a lélek és a test kárhozatát hozza el.”

És így szólt az Úr, és az emberek hallgattak rá, elfordulva a *Surti Mix*-től, mely a pokol harapása volt, s helyette békét és nyugalmat találtak a tiszta ételekben, melyek az Úr áldásával teltek. Ámen.

[carrickbender]

Twas the Saturday before Christmas(an update):

- My first foray into management, as a newly minted supply chain manager and (soon to be) highly indebted MBA student is a trip. Great people, but upper management did a poor planning job in rolling out SAP right before the start of one of the busiest parts of the production season, allowing for a crash course in its intricacies for its long term employees and the expectation that I will be a pro in 2-3 weeks.

Yeah.

Anyhow, so many cultures and opportunities for yours truly. I'm just a bit tired.

- Oh, and because I'm completely dumb, I'm also finishing up my last weekend shifts at Cosmo, starting tonight. Why? We need a new fence, that's why...

- Speaking of fences(for our ersatz dog), does Cabo or does he not look like Spike, Snoopy's slightly off brother who lives in the desert with coyotes(and to me has the appearance of the guy from Juarez, Mexico who used to repair our squid seines; He lived in a RV that smelled like painfully hot chilies, and who would be 3 sheets to the wind by noon on fridays with a net repair needle in one hand, a joint hanging out of his mouth, and singing Ranchero music like some 3rd rate baladeer...he was a treasure!). Btw, if you don't know Spike:

- I'm off to Oly for last minute gifts for H and Henry when I'd much rather be napping. But 3 days without SAP is the choice for me. I almost quilted into a teams call this morning, but you know what?

Happy festivus, to all who may celebrate. Tonight, H's son, daughter in law, and their kids are coming over for feasting, gifts, and probably light hearted airing of grievances- mostly about H's ex-husband. And today's feat of strength? Spatchcocking a turkey...

Anyhow, much love to you all... I need a nap.

[pruechaosbracket]

Pure Chaos Bracket Links/Guide

Submissions and Rules (Closed)

Preliminary Rounds (4/15 - 4/22)

Kokichi (Danganronpa) VS Junko (Danganronpa)

Amethyst (Steven Universe) VS Peridot (Steven Universe)

Jenkins (Red vs Blue) VS Team Red (Red vs Blue)

Dirk Gently (Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency) VS Bart Curlish(Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency)

Glenn Close (Dungeons and Daddies) VS Lark and Sparrow (Dungeons and Daddies) VS Scam Likely (Dungeons and Daddies)

Eda Clawthorne and King (The Owl House) VS The Collector (The Owl House)

Round 1-A (4/23 - 4/30)

Henry Stickmin (The Henry Stickmin Collection) VS Damien LaVey (Monster Prom)

Pearl (Splatoon) VS Mei (Lego Monkie Kid)

Deadpool (Marvel) VS Toph (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot (Animanics) VS Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Marx (Kirby) VS Nikolai Gogol (Bungo Stary Dogs)

Grian and Scar (3rd Life) VS Jevil (Deltarune)

Luffy (One Piece) VS Dimentio (Super Paper Mario)

Team Red (Red vs Blue) VS Alina Gray (Magia Record)

Round 1-B (4/25 - 5/2)

Mort (All Hail King Julian) VS Loki (Norse Mythology)

Benrey (Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware) VS BOb (Slime Rancher)

Yin-Yang (Inanimate Insanity) VS Remus (Sanders Sides)

Slimecicle (QSMP) VS Happy Chaos (Guilty Gear)

Junko (Danganronpa) VS The Collector (The Owl House)

Discord (MLP: Friendship is Magic) VS Chili Pepper Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom) *Please note that I forgot to change the names in the header*

Chungledown Bim (Fantasy High) VS Bart Curlish (Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency)

Eris (Greek Mythology) VS Phonegingi (Dialtown)

Round 1-C (4/27 - 5/4)

• Dewey (Ducktales) VS The Goose (Untitled Goose Game) • Klaus (Umbrella Academy) VS Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death) • Courtney (Dead End: Paranormal Park) VS Dakota Cole (Just Roll With It) • Krampy (Cattails) VS The Lamb (Cult of the Lamb) • Kairos Theodosian (A Practical Guide to Evil) VS Taako, Magnus, and Merle (The Adventure Zone) • Wei Wuxian (Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation) VS Tiny Tina (Borderlands) • Blitzo (Helluva Boss) VS Jester (Critical Role)

Barry Swift (Team StarKid) VS Giovanni Pottage (Epithet Erased)

Round 1-D (4/29 - 5/6)

Wataru Hibiki (Ensemble Stars) VS Lyer (Mia’s World)

Oli (Empires SMP) VS Dr Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Sam and Max (Sam and Max) VS Scam Likely (Dungeons and Daddies)

Gregory (FNAF) VS Peridot (Steven Universe)

Max, Niki, and Neil (Camp Camp) VS Four (BFB)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) VS Docm77 (Hermitcraft)

Rocky (Lackadaisy) VS The User (There Is No Game)

Donnie (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Dr. Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog)

ROUND 2-A 5/14 - 5/21

Henry Stickmin (The Henry Stickmin Collection) VS Pearl (Splatoon)

Toph (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Yakko, Wakko, and Dot (Animanics)

Marx (Kirby) VS Jevil (Deltarune)

Dimentio (Super Paper Mario) VS Team Red (Red VS Blue)

Mort (All Hail King Julien) VS Benrey (Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware)

Yin-Yang (Inanimate Insanity) VS Charlie Slimecicle (QSMP)

The Collector (The Owl House) VS Discord (MLP: Friendship is Magic)

Chungledown Bim (Fantasy High) VS Phonegingi (Dialtown)

ROUND 2-B 7/21 - 7/28

The Goose (Untitled Goose Game) VS Klaus Hargreeves (Umbrella Acadamy)

Dakota Cole (Just Roll With It) VS The Lamb (Cult of the Lamb)

Takoo, Magnus, and Merle (The Adventure Zone) VS Tiny Tina (Bordar Lands)

Jester (Critical Roll) VS Giovanni Potage (Epithet Erased)

Wataru Hibiki (Ensemble Stars) and Lyer (Mia's World) VS Oli (Empires SMP) and Dr. Doofensmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Sam and Max (Sam and Max) VS Peridot (Steven Universe)

Four (Battle For Dream Island) VS Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Rocky (Lackadaisy) VS Donnatello (Rise of the TMNT) and Dr. Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog)

ROUND 3 9/23 - 9/30

Henry Stickmin (The Henry Stickmin Collection) VS Yakko, Wakko, and Dot (Animanics)

Marx (Kirby) VS Team Red (Red Vs Blue)

Mort (All Hail King Julien) VS Charlie Slimecicle (QSMP)

Chungledown Bim (Dimension 20: Fantasy High) VS Discord (MLP: Friendship is Magic)

The Goose (Untitled Goose Game) VS The Lamb (Cult of the Lamb)

Takoo, Magnus, and Merrle (The Adventure Zone) VS Giovanni Potage (Epithet Erased)

Sam and Max (Sam and Max) VS Oli {Empires SMP} and Dr. Doofensmirtz {Phineas and Ferb}

Donatello {Rise of the TMNT} and Dr. Eggman {Sonic the Hedgehog} VS Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

ROUND 4 10/21 - 10/28

Chungledown Bim (Dimension 20: Fantasy High) VS Charlie Slimecicle (QSMP)

Takoo, Magnus, and Merrle (The Adventure Zone) VS The Goose (Untitled Goose Game)

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot (Animanics) VS Team Red (Red Vs Blue)

Sam and Max (Sam and Max) VS Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

SEMI-FINALS 12/12 - 12/18

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot VS Charlie Slimecicle

Sam and Max VS The Goose

FINALS 12/21 - 28

Yakko, Wakko, and Dot VS Sam and Max

[bbqbastard]

Gegrilde Kofta van kip met koffierub en chili

[athousandmorningss]

My home oasis is pretty damn quiet and cozy, considering a new bbycat is afoot. I've got him in the bathroom (I've nicknamed him Tree in my mind, cos I found him in a tree) with food and his own litter box and some water and toys and the shirt I'd wrapped him up in.

The other two babies are unsettled, but not loosing their minds. Mariah has offered a few stern hisses through the door, and Oli is mostly minding his business. I opened my closet door which Never Happens, and so Mariah took up residence there for a new napping spot. I'm making sure to give them extra attention so that they don't continue to feel a way.

I've posted pics of Tree on the Tulsa reddit. It's got nearly 800 views but no comments. I'm ganna bring him into a vet tomorrow (praise god for them open on Saturday vets) to look for a microchip. Next step will be following up with my cat sitter, who is a vet technician who offered to give me some guidance and support. That I recently met her, paired with the fact that I'd altered my walking route a bit and the unusualness of a small kitten allowing me to carry him for about a mile without scratching or attempting to get away... feels somehow, notable to me. It's a stressful situation, but I got this. I'll figure it out, and Tree will be taken care of.

-

Since it's quiet in my Home of Peace, I made my chili. And lit all my new candles. The apt smells like a comfort meal in progress, and vanilla and pumpkin scented candles. I am so, so so hugely grateful for my home of solace. Over the course of the last 8 months, it's become the safest places I've ever lived. That's notable, too.

[smoothcurvesinteractive]

Dad's Thai Yellow Curry

A few magic ingredients make my yellow curry better than almost any you find anywhere. I've had thai curry on 3 different continents, including Bangkok thailand, and I've picked up some tricks. This curry recipes and techniques will create a yellow curry that will be as good or better than most restaurants.

Lime leaf. This south asian spice is very hard to find and often only found in good asian markets in port cities

Coconut CREAM. Cream. Cream. Cream. NOT COCNUT MILK. the coconut cream should be thick, almost the consistency of bree.

Fresh bamboo tips (often sold as parboiled) Bamboo shoots are juicy, and sweet, and do not have the fibers that most canned bamboo has. 

_FRESH_ Thai basil. Thai basil is sweet, has a _hint_ lif annus. The combo of the lime leaf and thai basil are what give thai curry that distinctive taste and seporates Thai curry from indian or other curries. 

Not so much an ingredient but brown peanuts in your oil. In a separate small pan toss a handful of peanuts and enough oil to cover them. adds a wonderful toasted nutty flavor.

Same with chili peppers, those red pinky finger length dried bright red chilis. Toss those into a small pan with a bit of oil and heat them until they start to turn dark. Don’t worry if a couple turn black. 

8oz coconut _cream_ (best I’ve found was at QFC. Do not get coconut cream intended for a bar… it is mostly sugar. Or, bigger boxed coconut cream from Hung Phat(your local well stocked asian market), OR coconut cream in a can from your local asian market) Coconut cream should be almost solid. (yeah this is such a big deal I can not tell you)

8oz lime water (slice a half a lime, put it in the water Microwave for 30 seconds)

Optional 8oz coconut milk

1 teaspoon to 2 tablespoons garlic (FRESH)

1 “thumb” fresh ginger pealed chopped (best technique is to use a potato peeler to make very thin slices) (yes this seems like a lot of giger)

Heaping teaspoon Mae Ploy brand curry paste

2 tablespoons sesame oil

2 tablespoons coconut oil

1 teaspoon of sesame oil

1 tablespoons chili oil or roasted chilis (pref roasted chilis)

½ cup roasted peanuts

2 tablespoons peanut oil (brown some peanuts and add canola oil)

2 Kaffir lime leaf (each "leaf" it's actually 2 leaves)(note: don't call it Kaffir anymore.. google it)

Star Annus (3 cloves) (keep whole!)

1 stalk of fresh thai basil (strip the leaves off the stalks should be about 8 leaves)

2 limes

Bamboo Shoots/Sprouts (Fresh from Hung Phat, canned otherwise, ideally “slivers” rather than planks or disks/medallions)

Optional: Pineapple

1/2 cup: Shredded carrot

1 sauce pot

One small pan

Optional: Roast some chilis then add some coconut oil to make chili oil and roasted chilis (for deep smoky flavor, and spice)

Optional: Roast some peanuts then add some canola oil to make roasted peanuts (for deep nutty flavor)

In small pan on high, add some chili or peanut oil warm it

Finely chop the kafire leaf and lightly saute it, this breaks the leaf down and allows the flavor to escape, 

Next add the peanuts, be careful peanuts go from uncooked to burnt in a second, 

As soon as the peanuts start to change color add the chopped ginger and garlic and

Add the star annus (yes without breaking the shells, it is easier to pick the big shells out later

NOTE: The following instructions are a little messed up and confusing, stay tuned for a rewrite, this should read something like, put the olis you just made into a big pot, put the may ploy curry paste in the oil and sautee the paste until it breaks up and starts to turn a awful looking dark brown, THEN add the coconut cream and all the other stuff, heat for a while until the cocnut cream liquifies and then add some coconut water

Turn this pan off, as it cools down the garlic and ginger and annis and oil should start to mix to make a very smoky pungent oil brew

While Star annis is very woody. and ya don't want bits of it in your curry, once you are all done making the oils put some annis and ginger in the little pan, on medium hi, after about a min add coconut cream and bring to boil, basically making Anniston and ginger tea. Turn the burner off and let that steep for a 3 to 4 min while the curry is breaking down. Then strain the Annis ginger tea into the curry

In the pot bring up to high, add the coconut oil,

When the coconut oil has melted, add the curry paste

Sautee the curry paste until it turns dark color and turns into curry oil.  The curry will go through a phase change (solid to liquid) this will be complete when the curry and oil start to bubble, and turn dark brown, almost looks burnt. It is hard to burn curry paste this way, but it is easy to under cook it. If the curry paste is under cooked the curry will have a “gritty” or “grainy” flavor and texture. The curry past has to completely break down into dark oily goo. Don’t worry if the yellow curry or red or green does not look yellow, red, or green. The color will come back when you add the coconut cream. 

When the curry paste has been broken down into oil,

Now add your sauteed lime leaf/garlic/ginger/chili, annus oil to that mix

Stir well, you should have a bit of curry oil at the bottom of your pot, and it should look like a an almost burnt, oily mess with ginger and garlic lumps. 

_now_ Add the coconut cream

Stir, and stir, you should start to see the color of the curry emerge in the coconut cream almost immediately. 

Squeeze a lime into that, 

Bring it up almost to boil, 

Add the bamboo shoots

stir

Add the optional pineapple

Stir

Optional, add some shredded carrot

Chop the lime rind into big chunks and throw the chunks into the soup

Again: The “Tricks” to making curry takest fantastic:

Coconut CREAM, (not coconut milk or coconut water)

Sautee the curry paste in oil FIRST

Kaffir lime leaves, sauteed, separately

Pan Roasted peanuts

Pan roasted chilis

Bamboo shoots IN the curry soup

Optional, double everything, and also add some coconut milk/coconut water, lemon grass

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TWISTER TRYST (Oli x Reader)

"Hello everyone! As you can see, today we're playing twister.....with a twist. *ba dum psh* get it? TWISTer with a TWIST?" Joe looked around the room at his group of friends, everyone refusing to laugh at his pun.

"Just get on with it!" Caspar shoved Joe.

"Alright, alright. Today we're playing Would You Rather Twister!"

"Why do I only get invited to be in dangerous or disgusting videos?" Jack laughed.

"Oh, you love it." Joe shot back, explaining the rules.

You were going in pairs to play one vs one. It was now yours and Mikey's turn, having to pick a would you rather and then put your foot or hand on whichever the spinner landed on.

"Y/n, would you rather have a bucket of cold water poured on you or lick Mikey's foot?" he asked, the two of you already tangled up and barely standing.

"Oh, hell no. Bring on the ice water." you laughed, bracing yourself. Joe slowly poured the ice water down your back, the chill of it taking your breath away. "Holy shit."

"OOooo, Y/n is bringing sexy back to the twister challenge." Jack laughed, pointing out that your white t shirt was now drenched and clinging to your skin.

You laughed, looking over at your boyfriend Oli. The two of you had been dating for a few months, but you had kept it between the two of you. "We should probably get her another t shirt." Oli said, forcing a laugh. Oli was the one that wanted to keep it private. He said that it would be easier to actually spend time together, but the real reason was because he was nervous you'd leave him for someone else. If you left, he didn't want it to be public.

"I'm fine." you replied, not wanting to lose the game. "Mikey's turn."

Joe continued. "Mikey, would you rather do the rest of the video in your boxers or eat a chili?"

"Oh, fuck me." Mikey whined. "Get the chili, but get the milk." After consuming the chili, Mikey forfeited the game, running to the kitchen to get something to cool his mouth off.

A few other pairs were filming their turns when Oli pulled you out onto the balcony. "Here." he said, pulling his shirt off.

"Aww, you didn't have to do that." you replied, slipping his shirt on.

"I don't like them looking at you like that." he said, pulling you into a quick kiss.

"You know I only have eyes for you." you teased him, wiping some of the egg off of him from his turn in Twister.

"Hey guys, you're needed for the last round." Joe peeked his head out of the sliding door.

"Come on." you pulled Oli inside.

"Okay, for the last round, the 4 winners are going against each other." Joe said to the camera. You, Oli, Josh, and Jack were all standing on the twister mat.

"This is going to be a crowded game." you laughed, standing between Jack and Oli.

Josh lost pretty quickly, not having any room to reach his assigned color. Jack had been egged and was currently standing on one foot. Oli had his feet on two colors that were nowhere near each other and had stripped down to his boxers. You were standing with your back to Oli, your feet on the same colors as his but one row away. "Okay, Y/n. Would you rather kiss someone in the game or let someone tweet from your account?" Joe asked.

"This is easy." you said, eyeing Jack. After making it look like you were going to kiss him, you twisted around to pull Oli into a kiss.

"Oooo, not what I expected." Josh commentated from the sidelines.

Oli had gone bright red, but he was glad you picked him. The one thing he hated about keeping your relationship private is that the boys would flirt with you. It was innocent, of course, but he was still a bit insecure about it.

"Of course I'd pick Oli." you teased. "None of us know where Jack's been putting his mouth." you laughed, poking Jack in the side.

"Hey!" he laughed, trying to keep his balance.

"Okay, y/n. now you have to put your left hand on blue." That meant that you were now bent over with your ass in the air right in front of Oli. Oli looked down and then straight back up. He was already a bit hot and bothered from the kiss, but seeing you bent over in front of his boxer clad crotch was making his mind wander.

"This looks so wrong." Joe laughed. "Okay, Jack. Would you rather eat a raw egg or let us read one of your Tinder messages?"

"Oh, no way." Jack replied, walking off of the Twister mat. "I lose. This isn't worth it." he laughed, joining the rest of the boys.

"Oooo, just Oli and Y/n left. Oli, would you rather text your crush a picture of you playing Twister in your boxers or let Caspar tweet from your account?"

"Easy. Someone take a picture." Oli replied.

"Really?" Conor asked, surprised that Oli would be so forward.

"I don't have to tell you who it is, right?" He asked.

"You have to show one person so we know you did it." Joe answered.

"Y/n, stand up and look at my phone for proof." Oli laughed, knowing he was sending it to you.

"Ooo, we look good." you teased, watching him text you the picture. "Done. He did it." You said, bending back down to put your hand back on the right color.

"Damn. Okay. Oli, left hand red." Joe called out. Oli was now leaning over you, your ass pressed firmly into his crotch. "Y/n, would you rather twerk on camera or eat an onion." he asked.

Knowing you'd win the game, you started twerking against Oli.

"Not fair" he said, giving up and falling to the ground. He turned in a way that he could adjust himself without the camera or the boys seeing.

"I won!" you called out, standing up. "And I want a shower. I'm covered in egg, oil, and chocolate." you laughed.

"Well that was Would You Rather Twister!" Joe said, filming the outro. "Make sure to tune in next week for another Sugg Sunday Special!"

"Okay, I'm stealing your shower." you called to Jack and Josh. "I'll be quick." you grabbed your bag and went to the bathroom.

The boys all teased Oli after you left the room. "You know you got turned on when she was twerking." Conor laughed.

"Your face turned bright red when she kissed you." Jack joined in.

"I'm going to have to edit out the part where you were just staring at her ass." Joe teased him.

"I mean, he had to enjoy it while it lasted." Josh threw in.

Oli knew he was being mocked, but he couldn't help but laugh. "You know what? I don't know why we ever tried to keep this private." he said, walking to the bathroom. "Sweetheart, can I join you?" The guy's eyes all went wide watching Oli.

"Of course, love." you called out. Oli winked at the boys and walked into the bathroom with you. "Did you tell them?" you laughed, pulling Oli into the shower and helping him wash all of the mess off of him.

"Pretty much." he answered, slipping his arms around you once he was clean. "I'm sorry I wanted to keep it private."

"Don't apologize, babe. I'm happy to be with you whether that's just between us or in front of the whole world." you stood on your tip toes to kiss him.

"I was just afraid you'd get bored with me and find someone else, but it's worth the risk." he kissed you back.

"Don't be silly, love." you looked up at your boyfriend. "I couldn't find someone better for me if I tried."

[opskriftertilida]

Sojaglaserede svampe

Til eventuelt friske forårs ruller eller sushi bowl

300 g champignon

1 løg

3 spsk. soja

4 spsk. vand

1 ½ spsk. brun farin

1 tsk. chiliflager

2 spsk. neutral olie

Skyl champignon og skær dem i skiver, skræl løg og skær den i store ringe.

Rør soja, vand, sukker og chili sammen til en sauce i en skål.

Varm olien op i en sautérpande, og steg løg i ca. 2 minutter.

Tilsæt derefter champignon ved høj varme i 2 minutter.

Hæld saucen i, og lad det simre i 5 minutter under omrøring.

https://livsstil.tv2.dk/mad/opskrift/sojaglaserede-svampe

[jlf23tumble]

I love when people reject normality. Louis smoking and going to the gym? Probably fake!! A maid of a hotel stalking Louis and Oli and going into their rooms and smelling his pillows that smells like flowers and Oli and Louis watched Coco? Believable and accepted.

LMAO, FOR REALLLLLLLLLLLLL, god he's fit AND he knows it, shout out to Mike Skinner, but I also feel like there's a wee bit of hope in this Chili's tonight, there are fewer of the Coco-esque ones going around, and I think it's because the people spreading that type of horseshit are FINALLY realizing a) they look like complete idiots for doing so and/or b) they're pickin' up what Louis's chest is puttin' down, i.e., it's what it's, and that is some garbage fanfic people love to send anonymously for laffs